Androids Quotes

Androids Quotes by Steve Ballmer, Thom Yorke, Marc Andreessen, Mallory Jansen, Steve Jobs, Max Levchin and many others.

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All the consumer market mojo is with Apple and to a lesser extent BlackBerry. And yet, the real market momentum with operators and the real market momentum with device manufacturers seems to primarily be with Windows Mobile and Android.
Steve Ballmer
The video of ‘Paranoid Android’ has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.
Thom Yorke
Nokia and Research in Motion needed a modern operating system. They could have bought Palm or Android before Google did, but they didn’t. Today, it’s probably too late, and at the time they would have been criticized for overpaying, but as they say – shift happens.
Marc Andreessen
Never trust an android! Anything could happen, really, from here on in.
Mallory Jansen
We think Android is very, very fragmented, and becoming more fragmented by the day. And as you know, Apple strives for the integrated model so that the user isn’t forced to be the systems integrator.
Steve Jobs
You’re going to pull out your phone and try to use whatever is the most appropriate app on your iPhone or your Android device. Yelp saw that very early on. And when we launched the mobile product, we saw immediate growth, and we were stunned.
Max Levchin
I’m going to destroy Android, because it’s a stolen product. I’m willing to go thermonuclear war on this.
Steve Jobs
I am very happy about Android obviously. I use Android, and it’s actually made cellphones very usable.
Linus Torvalds
Ultimately, application vendors are driven by volume, and volume is favored by the open approach Google is taking. There are so many manufacturers working so hard to distribute Android phones globally that whether you like [Android 4.0] or not, you will want to develop for that platform, and perhaps even first.
Eric Schmidt
All of a sudden, if you think about the entire ecosystem of connected devices that can pull down information, access content and allow me to share and work and communicate, the vast majority now are not Windows computers. They are iPhones. They are iPads. They are Android devices.
Aaron Levie
Part of what my music represents is to stand up and be the voice of those who feel like they are not heard and want to be treated with respect regardless of race, color, orientation – android, cyborg, whatever.
Janelle Monae
Android is a major step towards an ethical, user-controlled, free-software portable phone, but there is a long way to go.
Richard Stallman
Android was built to be very, very secure.
Sundar Pichai
I think healthy competition is good for business, and really at the end best for end-users. Just think about what Android would have been if it was not for iPhone – a better blackberry?
Jack Levin
You don’t need to be a computer scientist to use a Windows Phone. I think you do to use an Android phone.
Steve Ballmer
Android has been managed essentially to make it a profitless prosperity. Right now, if Google is not careful, Android will be Samsung or Samsung will be Android.
Roger McNamee
I like playing the stuff where I donВґt know what IВґm gonna play. Like the end of Fake Plastic Trees or the end of Paranoid Android – stuff where I can do anything and no one notices or cares.
Jonny Greenwood
Android is very different from the GNU/Linux operating system because it contains very little of GNU. Indeed, just about the only component in common between Android and GNU/Linux is Linux, the kernel.
Richard Stallman
Apple might not love me, but I love Apple.
Glenn Beck
You have a mother?” Only when I said it did I realize what a silly question it was! For heaven’s sake! Gideon raised one eyebrow. “What did you expect?” he asked, amused. “You thought I was an android put together by Uncle Falk and Mr. George?
Kerstin Gier
The incredible processing power of Tegra X1 enables us to bring Doom 3: BFG to Android and we’re excited by the possibilities that GRID is bringing to gaming.
Tim Willits
When you write a program for Android, you use the Oracle Java tools for everything, and at the very end, you push a button and say, Convert this to Android format.
Larry Ellison
My primary phone is the iPhone. I love the beauty of it. But I wish it did all the things my Android does, I really do.
Steve Wozniak
With Android One, we not only want to help people get online, we want to make sure that when they get there, they can tap into the wealth of information and knowledge the web holds for everyone.
Sundar Pichai
“Do you have information that there’s an android in the cast? I’d be glad to help you, and if I were an android would I be glad to help you?” “An android,” he said, “doesn’t care what happens to another android. That’s one of the indications we look for.” “Then,” Miss Luft said, “you must be an android.”
Philip K. Dick
Over the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a recording of church bells. Strange it was. Why no proper bells? I never went in but I bet it was a robot church for androids, where the Bible was in binary and their Jesus had laser eyes and metal claws.
Russell Brand
There’s nothing that would keep Apple out of the Android market as a secondary phone market.
Steve Wozniak
I speak about androids because I think the android represents the new ‘other.’ You can compare it to being a lesbian or being a gay man or being a black woman … What I want is for people who feel oppressed or feel like the ‘other’ to connect with the music and to feel like, ‘She represents who I am.’
Janelle Monae
As Android, iPhone and other mobile platforms grow, we are moving away from the page-based Internet. The new Internet is app centric and often message-centric.
Keith Teare
With Android I get to choose from many different products from many different phone manufacturers. With iOS, I get what Apple gives me. Which isn’t necessarily bad, but it’s not always the best fit for my personal or business communication needs.
Mark Cuban
The day of the android has dawned.
Brian Aldiss
I’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques.
Tim Allen
Nothing makes an android feel more useless than when a human is crying.
Marissa Meyer
I have a glitch, too. Sometimes I forget that I’m not human. I don’t think that happens to most androids.
Marissa Meyer
I feel people think I’m almost like a robot – like an android I just don’t really get portrayed as someone who has feelings or who is sympathetic like a self-absorbed ice queen.
Megan Fox
We, as pop stars, are people not androids. We’ve got views. I’ve got opinions and I don’t see why I shouldn’t use a bit of my art to put them over. I think music is one of the most powerful media forces in the world today.
Roger Meddows Taylor
I’m carrying an iPhone 5. I like this device. It’s been impressive. I have a Windows and an Android device… I carry an iPad. I carry a Kindle… Yeah, I have a lot of devices.
Randall L. Stephenson
I think right now it’s a battle for the mindshare of developers and for the mindshare of customers, and right now iPhone and Android are winning that battle.
Steve Jobs
Could an android listen to the whining, requests for advancement, and entreaties for guidance and affection that pour from subordinates? Sure it could. Frankly, all that would be easier on the robot than it is on me.
Stanley Bing
We made the world uninhabitable for ourselves and it can only be inhabited by robots and androids.
Irvine Welsh
Android dominates the mobile malware market.
Tim Cook
Yes, virus companies are playing on your fears to try to sell you bs protection software for Android, RIM and IOS. They are charlatans and scammers. IF you work for a company selling virus protection for android, rim or IOS you should be ashamed of yourself.
Chris DiBona