Apple Pie Quotes

Apple Pie Quotes by Julia Michaels, Bruce Jenner, Eugene Field, Gwen Moore, Ving Rhames, Colonel Sanders and many others.

I could make apple pie every single day. You need to be

I could make apple pie every single day. You need to be super precise in order for it to be perfect. I’m such a perfectionist that baking is calming for me. I’ve never burnt anything, thank God.
Julia Michaels
Waving the flag at the 1976 Olympics wasn’t my idea. It was too much apple pie and ice cream. Not that I don’t love my country, but I felt it was my victory up there, I put all the time into it.
Bruce Jenner
The best of all physiciansIs apple pie and cheese!
Eugene Field
Violence against women is as American as apple pie.
Gwen Moore
Don King is as American as apple pie. He is America.
Ving Rhames
I’ve read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don’t even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or an apple pie.
Colonel Sanders
The sex with Mandy was good, but it wasn’t like warm apple pie.
Wilmer Valderrama
Of emotions, of love, of breakup, of love and hate and death and dying, mama, apple pie, and the whole thing. It covers a lot of territory, country music does.
Johnny Cash
Now, in this town, you have to putter over a thing, even the slightest, a month. The powers that evolved the cabbage apple-pie in the morning, and executed it in the evening, are here unknown quantities.
Susan Hale
I’m from Maine. I eat apple pie for breakfast.
Rachel Nichols
All roads lead to ‘American Pie.’ ‘As American as apple pie’ was the saying. It was some kind of a big American song that I wanted to write, which would be a conclusion for my show and bring all the songs home, which it still does. I can go anywhere I want with American music and come home to that. And it all makes sense.
Don McLean
The most beautiful thing in the world is my grandmother’s apple pie.
Benny Cassette
Colon has always thought that heroes had some special kind of clockwork that made them go out and die famously for god, country and apple pie, or whatever particular delicacy their mother made. It had never occurred to him that they might do it because they’d get yelled at if they didn’t.
Terry Pratchett
Thy breath is like the steame of apple-pyes.
Robert Greene
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
Carl Sagan
A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I’d said something cool, but I was stunned.
Jason Biggs
The one snack I really love is YoCrunch yogurt. It’s like an apple pie in a cup! You have your apples on the bottom, your yogurt in the middle, and piecrust crumbs on top.
Gabby Douglas
The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.
Carl Sagan
I don’t think theater is dying, and musicals are a great American art form. We’ve got apple pie, jazz and musical theater.
Laura Benanti
There’s this idea that motherhood is as American as apple pie, but yet we don’t support it with any government assistance.
Frankie Shaw
The smell of apple pies didn’t quite fill the house, but it was there, a thread under everything else. It was kind of hard to take Christophe seriously when he smelled like baked goods. I wondered if other djampjir smelled like Hostess Twinkies and sniggered to myself.
Lilith Saintcrow
There is something about very cold weather that gives one an enormous appetite. Most of us find ourselves beginning to crave rich steaming stews and hot apple pies and all kinds of delicious warming dishes; and because we are all a great deal luckier than we realize, we usually get what we want—or near enough.
Roald Dahl
Tolerance is the value that was selected to put on here, and tolerance is as American as apple pie.
Jay Inslee
Positive thinking is so firmly enshrined in our culture that knocking it is a little like attacking motherhood or apple pie.
Srikumar Rao
Pessimism is as American as apple pie – frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
George Will
Come on, it’s an American tradition. Apple soup? Mom’s homemade chicken pie?’ She chuckled in spite of herself, then winced. ‘It’s apple pie and Mom’s homemade chicken soup. But you didn’t do badly, for a start.
L. J. Smith
The older I get, the more I become an apple pie, sparkling cider kind of guy.
Scott Foley
Violence against women is as American as apple pie. I know, not only as a legislator, but from personal experience.
Gwen Moore
Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can’t even finish my second apple pie.
The poor folks hate the rich folks, and the rich folks hate the poor folks. All of my folks hate all of your folks, it’s American as apple pie.
Tom Lehrer
God bless my soul! No apple pie.
Robert Oliver
Oppression is as American as apple pie.
Audre Lorde
American soldiers in battle don’t fight for what some president says on T.V., they don’t fight for mom, apple pie, the American flag…they fight for one another.
Hal Moore
Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness.
Jane Austen
I love the warmth of apple pie.
Christina Tosi
The natural term of an apple-pie is but twelve hours. It reaches its highest state about one hour after it comes from the oven, and just before its natural heat has quite departed. But every hour afterward is a declension. And after it is one day old, it is thence-forward but the ghastly corpse of apple-pie.
Henry Ward Beecher
The great thing about baking is that you can bring in an apple pie when you have company and say, ‘I baked this for you,’ and people love it. Men love it when you bake a pie for them.
Jerry Hall
When someone asks if you’d like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
Lisa Loeb
As an incumbent, if you are winning, your commercials are about motherhood and apple pie and the flag.
Pete Gallego
I’m more American than apple pie. I’m like apple pie, with a hot dog in it.
Stephen Colbert
When you have that deep kind of hunger that is part longing, what’s better to eat than the best apple pie? Or the best potato salad and guacamole? Or the best deviled eggs and crab cakes and white chocolate raspberry pie?
Elizabeth Berg
When we think of classic American desserts, we tend to imagine apple pie and ice cream. However, the most classic American dessert of all might be the chocolate chip cookie.
Homaro Cantu
The fulfillment of desire does not necessarily make you happy because there is a satiation factor. You can get some apple pie and eat it. If this is what makes you happy, why not eat ten?
Frederick Lenz
The Apple Pie Hubbub was a significant novel for me, because that’s when I first started using verbs.
Steve Martin
Scandal is like McDonald’s. It’s cheap and it’s easily accessible to the masses, and when you’re going to McDonald’s, you know that you can get a salad, but do you want a salad? No. You want a Big Mac and French fries with an apple pie and a sundae.
Perez Hilton
I’ve always loved movies about con men. I think con men are as American as apple pie.
Bill Paxton