Ass Quotes

Ass Quotes by Bill Maher, John Cena, Molly Crabapple, Muhammad Iqbal, Andy Samberg, Nicki Minaj and many others.

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Sometimes I’m dragging my ass out to the airport at 8 a.m. on a Saturday and I’m wondering why I’m doing this, but once I walk on stage I know why…because I’m addicted.
Bill Maher
Kickin’, ass takin’ names, cashing checks, and breakin necks, the champ is here.
John Cena
I feel like the traditional patron system meant that you would kiss the ass of one rich person and then hide all of the financial goings-on of your work, and you could pretend you were pure.
Molly Crabapple
The intellect of two thousand asses cannot bring forth a single man’s thought.
Muhammad Iqbal
It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women… f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren’t funny. It makes me crazy. I find it disgusting and offensive every time.
Andy Samberg
Go against me nowwww I dare you Bambi
Nicki Minaj
Indie rock is just as susceptible – if not more susceptible – to all the gross things about people becoming total ass clowns in music, and only worrying about money and image. I’m not interested in being a part of that.
Justin Vernon
More Americans own their home than ever before. Nearly 70 percent of American’s are homeowners. So it is a good time for us to asses the positive impacts of homeownership on families, communities and on the nation’s economy.
Randy Neugebauer
I hate wack niggas, I should really slap niggas.
Nicki Minaj
I probably wasted a couple of thousand dollars on some dumb-ass clothes.
Big Sean
A lion may die of an ass’s kick.
Robert Browning
I had $60,000 for my first movie. I was 33 before I made any money off of movies. I worked my ass off for free. To get that I’m “enemy number one” among young kids is a little absurd.
Uwe Boll
The role of the poet is almost nothing…drearily nothing. And when he steps outside of his boots and tries to get tough as our dear Ezra [Pound] did, he will get his pink little ass slapped.
Charles Bukowski
The job of the writer is to kiss no ass, no matter how big and holy and white and tempting and powerful.
Ken Kesey
They call me Seymour Butts, cause I get more ass than most.
I put on the boots and kicked some monster ass.
Jim Butcher
When we build, let us think that we build forever.
John Ruskin
Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass.
Ambrose Bierce
Pop ya kickstand little mama I’m the Nickster. I’ll pop you then I’ll pop your little sister.
Nicki Minaj
“Fussy eater” is a euphemism for “big pain in the ass.”
George Carlin
The real story of our times is seldom told in the horse-puckey-filled memoirs of dopey, self-serving presidents or generals, but in the outrageous, demented lives of guys like Lenny Bruce, Giordano Bruno, Scott Fitzgerald – and Paul Krassner. The burrs under society’s saddle. The pains in the ass.
Harlan Ellison
If we do a sequel, I want to beat somebody’s ass!
Robert De Niro
Held in the palms of thousands of disgruntled people over the centuries have been ideas worth millions – if they only had taken the first step and then followed through.
Robert M. Hayes
It’s really hard to get stories made that are about women. Not just women being obsessed with men, or supporting men. And it’s really hard to get men to be a part of films that are about women in a leading role. I’m really interested in how we can adjust that.
Olivia Wilde
I told Khaled you the best but I’m the bestest. Better run for cover if your name is on my checklist.
Nicki Minaj
Every man who has declared that some other man is an ass or a scoundrel, gets angry when the other man conclusively shows that the assertion was erroneous.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Feminism is the radical notion that women are human beings
Cheris Kramarae
A traveller must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue like the tail of a dog to flatter all, the mouth of a hog to eat what is set before him, the ear of a merchant to hear all and say nothing.
Thomas Nashe
Hierarchy is an organization with its face toward the CEO and its ass toward the customer.
Jack Welch
I love the John Glenn model… I may call NASA in 25 years or so, and see if they’d like to send me to Mars.
Sally Ride
I have this little neighbor next door. He comes over and tells me about playing Call of Duty, and he’s talking about, ‘Aw yeah, I slit this guy in the throat and then I stuck a grenade up this guy’s ass.’ He’s describing it in all this detail, and that makes me uncomfortable. I don’t think that’s good for him.
Jonathan Gottschall
You can’t bring tweezers on an airplane. If I’m on a plane and you try to hijack it with tweezers, I’ll whip your ass, man. You think I’m going to be late because you’ve got tweezers and a bad attitude?
Alonzo Bodden
Bend over to the front touch toes
Back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Lil Jon
You can never look that tough in glasses. … You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, “I’m gonna kick your ass.”
Jim Gaffigan
Writing is a sad process, sitting on your ass for many, many hours, alone in a room, smelling like coffee, sadness and bitterness, and watching your youth leave.
Amy Sherman-Palladino
I haven’t had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I’m tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass.
Craig Ferguson
You can’t take the heat, get ya ass out the kitchen
Matter fact, take ya ass back in there and wash the dishes.
Ryan Montgomery
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely.
Asher Roth
The secret to happiness is to be working at your passion. If you want to be miserable, lead a desperate life like everybody else where they drag their asses to work everyday because they hate their job.
Yvon Chouinard
Basically, that’s why I wrote: to save my ass, to save my ass from the madhouse, from the streets, from myself.
Charles Bukowski
It’s everything for me. Without figure skating, I am nothing.
Evgeni Plushenko
I worry that I can come off smarmy. I wonder if I was listening to myself if I’d want to kick my own ass.
Adam Brody
Peter Noever is a pain in the ass and a joy in the heart.
Stefan Sagmeister
Can you imagine a 6 year old banging all day on a drum kit. I do have photos of me in my sort of princess girly bedroom with a bad-ass sparkle set.
Jill Sobule
I’m gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you’ll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin’ me off.
The Undertaker
There’s a boy across the river with an ass like a peach; alas I was no swimmer and lost my Clementine.
William S. Burroughs
you boys can keep your virgins give me hot old women in high heels with asses that forgot to get old.
Charles Bukowski
Learn the words of wisdom uttered by the wise and apply them in your own life. Live them – but do not a make a show of reciting them, for he who repeats what he does not understand is no better than an ass loaded with books.
Khalil Gibran
Right now with blogs and the flood of internet access, a multitude of aspiring writers think they’re ready for prime time. They’re not. Be great. Read. Write. Bust your ass. Learn and find your voice. As hard as you think it is, it’s a hundred times harder.
Steven Pressfield
This country of ours was built on violence;
If your ass got in the way, you was killed in silence.
And these been the ways since back in the days:
Just ask the Indians or the African slaves.
Masta Ace
Have I played the part well? Then applaud as I exit.
Those back-to-back experiences confirmed what I already knew: That I was a shitty-ass employee and I’d better start my own business.
Mark Cuban
When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
Adam Carolla
The soldiers kill suicide bombers. Think about that. When a guys whole thing in life is to kill himself and you get there first… you are halling ass my friends.
Dennis Miller
Scripture itself is not systematic; the New Testament shows the greatest variety. God has shown us that he can use any instrument. Balaam’s ass, you remember, preached a very effective sermon in the midst of his ‘hee-haws.’
C. S. Lewis
Time machine… wouldn’t you like to travel through time? I would. I’d go back… mess with people. You know what I would do? I would go back to when my mom and dad were having sex, to have me. Ya’know, come in, spank my dad on the ass I’m your son from the future! Ahaha!
Dane Cook
The eyes healed in a matter of a few days, as eyes heal quickly, mine just heal faster than anybody else. I was back in the strip club hours later rehabbing my eyes.
Don Frye
What’s so wonderful about business is that every time I start thinking I’m special, I get knocked on my ass.
Fran Tarkenton
As for my own truncated secondary education, my head was in the clouds as my mom would say, or if you asked my father, up my ass.
Michael J. Fox
As a Dominican man, you’re socialized to be a playboy. You spend a lot of time being taught that women are important, but without the really positive framework of why. You figure out quickly it’s because of culo (ass). But there is a sense that it’s not that simple.
Junot Diaz
We all just want to sit on our ass.
Karl Pilkington
You can’t help noticing an amazing ass. Pretty naked ladies will always get my attention. Revealingly dressed good-looking women will always get my attention, at least for a moment.
Steve Albini
If you become a chef because you’re obsessed by becoming a celebrity, getting my ass kicked and working my nuts off the way I did in France and getting pushed around those kitchens wasn’t about becoming famous.
Gordon Ramsay
Underneath the forms of fiction and poetry, you can bet your ass the ground comes from someone’s actual life experience.
Lidia Yuknavitch
Just because I’m not coordinated doesn’t mean I can’t kick your ass.
Joey Logano
Look here: “Mo’ money, mo’ problems,” my ass.
You’s a naive cat if you still believe that.
Ol’ Dirty Bastard
You tell Anderson Silva that I’m coming over and I’m kicking down his backdoor and patting his little lady on the ass and I’m telling her to make me a steak, medium-rare just how I like it.
Chael Sonnen
I’ve jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.
Doug Stanhope
I’ll miss all my teammates.В  I’ll miss Elvis (Andrus) and (Adrian) Beltre, Mitch (Moreland), Matt Harrison and [manager Ron] Washington.В  To be honest with you, I hope they go 0-162.В  I got friends, and I love my friends, but I hope they lose their ass.
Ian Kinsler
The modern version of Buridan’s ass [a figurative description of a man of indecision] has a Ph.D., but no time to grow up as he is undecided between making a Leonardo da Vinci in the test tube or planting a Coca Cola sign on Mars.
Erwin Chargaff
I loved Jen Garner in Alias. I think there are similarities, but we’re definitely a very different show [Nikita]. I think it’s cool to have women who are strong, kicking some ass.
Lyndsy Fonseca
There was a sorry judge who lived at the Swan by himself. He got but little honor, and he got but little pelf [i.e. wealth], He drudged and judged from morn to night, no ass drudged more than he, And the more he drudged, and the more he judged, the sorrier judge was he.
St. George Tucker
You can’t be up the reader’s ass, as many a writer I think is – cute as hell, ingratiating as hell. But that’s not loving the reader in the right way. That’s toadying to the reader.
Martin Amis
Among the planets of the arts, architecture is the dark side of the moon.
Bruno Zevi
I’m just living my life. I’m incredibly disciplined and I work incredibly hard. I show up for things on time, I do my homework, and I work my ass off. I’ve had a lot of luck, but I work really, really hard.
Anna Paquin
Home is where you hang your architect.
Clare Boothe Luce
We just got our ass beat by a much better team. It happens once in a while. Does every team win every game?
Bobby Knight
A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I’ve seen them fornicate with a mail box.
Gary Busey
If you buy something because it’s undervalued, then you have to think about selling it when it approaches your calculation of its intrinsic value. That’s hard. But if you buy a few great companies, then you can sit on your ass. That’s a good thing.
Charlie Munger
The simple and terrifying reality, forbidden from discussion in America, was that despite spending $600 billion a year on the military, despite having the best fighting force the world had ever known, they were getting their asses kicked by illiterate peasants who made bombs out of manure and wood.
Michael Hastings
Pretty much any given day, barring some major distraction, I get melodies coming to me. Lyrics don’t come quite as easily. So I’ve been inventing little projects and challenges to sort of kick my ass with the lyrics.
Andrew Bird
What color is the sky in your world Cena. You’re talking what Wrestlmania needs to be, but allow me to demenstrate what’s going to happen. The Rock laying boots to asses, from the rooder to the pooder. Cenation is going to be Cyalaternation!
Ron Killings
I have sinned against my brother the ass.
Francis of Assisi
Freud’s fanciful pseudo-explanations (precisely because they are brilliant) perform a disservice. Now any ass has these pictures available to use in “explaining” symptoms of an illness.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
What is this world?–A term which men have got,
To signify not one in ten knows what;
A term, which with no more precision passes
To point out herds of men than herds of asses;
In common use no more it means, we find,
Than many fools in same opinions joined.
Charles Churchill
As far as guitar goes, it’s weird to have such a challenging activity in my life for so long – I love it. It kicks my ass every day.
Vernon Reid
I like those blow-up beds. “This becomes a full size bed in three minutes!” Well, a mattress kicks your ass. Zero seconds. “Yeah, but you can store this thing.” You can store a bed, too – in the bedroom.
Mitch Hedberg
I think it’s interesting, from a creative point of view, to have witnessed the loss of consciousness on a national level and on a cultural level – Bush had 91 percent support in the polls after 9/11. We wanted to kick some ass!
Aleksandar Hemon
I was very impressed with Hanson’s performance. I thought that little drummer was a kick-ass drummer, and uh, that they sang great, I mean I didn’t know either, y’know, that these little boys, y’know, I was very impressed. I think they’ll probably be around in 20 years writing good songs, and being a great band.
Stevie Nicks
If thou art rich, thou art poor; for, like an ass, whose back with ingots bows, thou bearest thy heavy riches but a journey, and death unloads thee.
William Shakespeare
In America, you don’t even have proper holidays. It’s really one of the most prosperous slave societies in history. People work their asses off all year long and get two weeks off! It’s incredible.
Pankaj Mishra
That’s a bust your ass shot through and through.
Joe Teti
Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
Bill Maher
I like parties, but I don’t like piГ±atas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there’s a donkey with some pizzazz. Let’s kick its ass.
Demetri Martin
I doubt very greatly, however, that you’ll kick my ass. But me and my ass will enjoy your efforts.
Jessica Shirvington
I would recommend that any writer get off their ass at least once and just try it. Directing is a completely different set of muscles. It also affects your writing because, once you start directing, you tend to write your scripts with directing in mind.
Amy Sherman-Palladino
If you’re not in the arena also getting your ass kicked, I’m not interested in your feedback.
BrenГ© Brown
There is a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.
Madeleine Albright
What is our recourse, Mr. Speaker? What is our remedy?
Trey Gowdy
Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn’t know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I’m one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.
John Krasinski
If life turns her back on you, grab her ass.
Nelson Rodrigues
No matter who you are, where you’ve come from, what you’ve been through… You can make a difference in this world.
Demi Lovato
Sometimes I’m an ass, sometimes I’m sweet as peaches.
Milo Ventimiglia
Sexy doesn’t have to come with the price tag of being dumb.
My back is too long or something because my ass is constantly hanging out.
Robert Pattinson
How do blind people know when they’re done wiping their ass?
Robert Schimmel
I came, I saw, and I KICKED Stone Cold’s ASS!
Vince McMahon
My own opinion is enough for me. And I claim the right to defend it against any consensus, any majority anywhere, any place, any time. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line and kiss my ass.
Christopher Hitchens
Man with all his shrewdness is as stupid about understanding by himself the mysteries of God, as an ass is incapable of understanding musical harmony.
John Calvin
In football you can make it if you’ve got the ‘I’m-going-to-get-up-off-the-ground-and-kick-your-ass’ attitude.
Burt Reynolds
Everybody’s scared for their ass. There aren’t too many people ready to die for racism. They’ll kill for racism but they won’t die for racism.
Florynce Kennedy
Any work of architecture that does not express serenity is a mistake.
Luis Barragan
Architecture is like a mythical fantastic. It has to be experienced. It can’t be described. We can draw it up and we can make models of it, but it can only be experienced as a complete whole.
Maya Lin
No flip flops for black dudes. I don’t care where you at. Wear some hot ass Jordans on the beach.
Kanye West
On Friday the 13th, April 2029, an asteroid large enough to fill the Rose Bowl as though it were an egg cup will fly so close to Earth that it will dip below the altitude of our communication satellites. We did not name this asteroid Bambi. Instead, we named it Apophis, after the Egyptian god of darkness and death.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Can an ass be tragic?–To perish under a burden that one can neither bear nor cast off? The case of the philosopher.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Military power wins battles, but spiritual power wins wars.
George C. Marshall
The desire to reach for the sky runs very deep in the human psyche.
Cesar Pelli
When you’re superhot, you don’t have the time to enjoy being superhot, because you’re working your ass off. By the time we will actually have time to really go out and screw around, we won’t be hot anymore.
Trey Parker
One time he (Cool Papa Bell) hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.
Satchel Paige
By outward show let’s not be cheated; An ass should like an ass be treated.
John Gay
I never took it upon myself to change the world. And those contemporaries of mine who were going around falling for the idea that they were going to bring down the United States government and make a new world were just asses to me.
Walker Evans
Sit a man on his ass with nothing to do but eat and the first thing that goes is his mind. It never fails.
Joanna Russ
No matter how hard I worked, whatever I accomplished was attributed to my looks. If you’re working your ass off, then you don’t want to be told that you only got whatever because of the way you look. It takes the heart out of you.
Gloria Steinem
Why is it there are so many more horses’ asses than there are horses?
G. Gordon Liddy
The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than twenty asses laden with drugs.
Thomas Sydenham
If you don’t got endz, you won’t be gettin’ no skinz,
And if you don’t got money, you won’t scoop a honey.
If you don’t got cash, you won’t be gettin’ no ass,
And if you don’t got loot, you won’t be knockin’ no boots.
Big L
The Senate decided they will be smoke-free. They ordained that all public areas in the Senate are now smoke-free. However, the senators themselves will still be allowed to blow smoke up each other’s asses.
Bill Maher
Burn the Louvre, and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names.
Chuck Palahniuk
People are always like, Why did you and husband Carey Hart get back together? Well, we weren’t done. And now we have Willow, so we’ll never be done.
I was like, “Excuse me, guys. My ass is going to be facing this way. Do you mind maybe just standing over there during this take because something is going to happen.”
Cameron Diaz
Sometimes, for principle, your gonna have to kick some ass.
Jill Scott
Power, time, gravity, love. The forces that really kick ass are all invisible.
David Mitchell
If only all our conflicts could be resolved with a few grunts and a smack in the ass.
Jonathan Tropper
Yes… a bulletproof vest.
James W. Rodgers
I got it made the rest of my life, financially and in every other way. There’s nobody in the world like me. I’m getting out just in time. If I was twenty seven, I could still kick ass. I don’t have to beat Holmes. Why? I raised him, he worked three years as a sparring partner for me.
Muhammad Ali
I’ve discovered that half the people would love to go into space and there’s no need to explain it to them. The other half can’t understand and I couldn’t explain it to them. If someone doesn’t know why, I can’t explain it.
Sally Ride
When I was young, beautiful ancient statues were castrated, so that the eye might not be corrupted…. Nothing was gained, unless horses and asses had also been castrated.
Michel de Montaigne
The world is not the most pleasant place. Eventually, your parents leave you and nobody is going to go out of their way to protect you unconditionally. You need to learn to stand up for yourself and what you believe and sometimes, pardon my language, kick some ass.
Queen Elizabeth II
Whatever you do, stay focused. Because any stuff is not going to last forever. Once you get a show at something, you gotta roll with it. You can’t sit on your ass. You better keep working. You better stay motivated.
Juicy J
And, there’s clearly not going to be any outside help coming, anytime soon. These people are going to have to figure out some way to get out of this situation, and they’re going to choose all sorts of crazy-ass strategies.
Remi Aubuchon
Losing builds character. You know who said that? A loser! Guy who got his ass stomped every day, basketball, football, baseball, lose, lose, lose and lose. All right, I’m talking about me.
Christopher Titus
The Germans have a word for it: Sitzfleisch. Staying power. Winning by sticking your ass to the seat and not leaving until after it’s over.
Ryan Holiday
I’m an ass-kicking fat kid.
Jack Osbourne
If you touch me, I said pleasantly, “I’ll provide you with the ability to see if you can heal yourself. Then we’d see how bad ass you really are.”
Richelle Mead
I’ve whipped the Harvard graduate’s ass. Nothing against Harvard – it’s a hell of a school – but there I was, twenty five yards behind, wrapped in leg irons, and I beat him.
Don King
This dance isn’t just about shaking your waist and your ass.
Nagwa Fouad
These last few years we’ve seen an unacceptable abuse of power, having a president whose priority is expanding his own power.
Trey Gowdy
I smoke so much weed that you wouldn’t believe and I get more ass then a toilet seat.
Nate Dogg
A fire lit under my ass? Yeah, that’s true. No time to waste.
Madonna Ciccone
It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport security.
Doug Stanhope
Boot Camp was great and very interesting. You got to use live rounds of ammunition and got to do a lot of crawling around with live rounds flying around you, so you really had to learn to keep your ass down – everything down for that matter.
Mel Gibson
Intellect in its effort to explain Love got stuck in the mud like an ass. Love alone could explain love and loving.
My sense is that file sharing started in predominantly white, middle- and upper-middle-cl ass young people who were native-born, who felt they were entitled to have something for free, because that’s what they were used to.
Gene Simmons
If he gimme the word then I’m flippin the bird & then I’m spinnin around & I’m grippin the burn
Nicki Minaj
But my thoughts ran a wool-gathering; and I did like the countryman, who looked for his ass while he was mounted on his back.
Miguel de Cervantes
I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass.
Tia Carrere
Congress is supposed to provide oversight, the voters are supposed to provide oversight. And you [the media] were supposed to provide oversight. That’s why you have special liberties and that’s why you have special protections.
Trey Gowdy
Beauty and virtue: the most kissable ass in the world is no guarantee of good intentions.
Mason Cooley
If you’re getting paid more than me, I’m definitely more excited about this ass whoopin I’m gonna put down on you.
Nick Diaz
An ass may bray a good while before he shakes the stars down.
George Eliot
If you’re going through a dark period, remember that you’re not alone.
Demi Lovato
The proportionality of what has happened to America because of unemployment and housing makes everything else look like a flea on a dog’s ass.
Dylan Ratigan
You’re born absolutely free except for laws of nature, if you drink you get drunk, that’s a law, if you get old you die, that’s a law too; if you sit on a tack you will bleed from the ass, these are the only laws that you’re born with.
Doug Stanhope
I’m just looking for things to steal [on working with great actors]. It’s like going back to acting school. When you’re around people that do it well and you get your head out of your ass, you can really learn something.
Benjamin Walker
It doesn’t matter what kind of result will be in the end. I already win for myself.
Evgeni Plushenko
Although an ass is tired, he continues to carry his burden; he is unmindful of cold and heat; and he is always contented; these three things should be learned from the ass.
Jiu-Jitsu for sure will save your ass, one way or another. Not necessarily a physical fight but also being able to deal with yourself, know about yourself, and really improve yourself as a whole.
Kron Gracie
The problem was, I was labeled as trouble – so I was like, ‘Trouble? I’ll show you trouble. You want trouble, well here it is!’ No matter what label they give you, the best thing you can do is prove them wrong.
I’m a woman in a man’s job and I don’t have the luxury of being an ass.
Joan Clarke
I’d like to think that when I sing a song, I can let you know all about the heartbreak, struggle, lies and kicks in the ass I’ve gotten over the years for being black and everything else, without actually saying a word about it.
Ray Charles
I like people admitting they were complete stupid horses’ asses. I know I’ll perform better if I rub my nose in my mistakes. This is a wonderful trick to learn.
Charlie Munger
If you’re surrounded by idiots, you’re the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don’t like smart asses.
Ricky Gervais
Somtimes I regret [that debut album was titled “Bad Azz” ], because people take it the wrong way. Everybody got a bad ways, and I’m a ‘Bad Ass’… whenever I’m not good, so that’s what I’m talkin’ about.
Lil Boosie
Sometimes the show needs that kick in the ass so being able to sing a Nirvana song kind of takes it there. I’ve grown up putting on extravagant shows with Girl Talk so when I’m playing I like to go nuts. After 30 minutes of pointing and clicking it’s nice to scream into a microphone for three minutes.
Girl Talk
I don’t necessarily think of myself as a feminist, but I’m a whole person. I’m not just breasts or ass or thighs – I’m a whole being! And it just seems like women aren’t necessarily striving to be the whole of themselves.
Jill Scott
If they [at the audition] don’t like the way you sound they won’t buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.
Bette Midler
New York was fun as a kid. I loved to go walking. It was an adventure. I remember throwing my retainer into a garbage can one time and my mom yelling, “Get your ass over here now!” And I had to dig through the garbage and find my retainer.
Liv Tyler
Whenever I publish a book, I feel like a trapper caught by the Iroquois. They’re all lined up with Tomahawks, and the idea is to run through with your head down, and everybody gets to take a swing. They hit you in the head, the back, the ass, and the balls.
Stephen King
I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
Kinky Friedman
That all you got, George?
Muhammad Ali
I understand that, today, some developers are asking architects to design eye-catching, iconic buildings. Fortunately, I’ve not had that kind of client so far.
Fumihiko Maki
If you tell an ugly woman that she is beautiful, you offer her the great homage of corrupting the concept of beauty.
Ayn Rand
Patience is a flatterer, sir, and an ass, sir.
Aphra Behn
The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his ass.
Thomas Watson, Jr.
She was superfly,
Curtis may have feeled her ass
Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice.
Robinson Jeffers
That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song.
Zach Braff
Maria Shriver is credited with helping Arnold win by standing by him despite allegations of groping. She had to stand by him cause Arnold had a vice grip on her left ass cheek.
Craig Kilborn
When you think about it, there is really a fine line between being a proctologist and just being a perverted ass-freak. And according to the judge who sentenced me, that line is called a ‘medical degree’.
Brad Wilkerson
If a stranger taps you on the ass and says, “How’s the little lady today!” you will probably cringe. But if he’s an American, he’s only being friendly.
Margaret Atwood
It’s hotter than a snake’s ass in a wagon rut.
Robin Williams
I’ve gotten bored with jazz to the point where I wouldn’t mind something bad happening. Slapping hurts, but at some point it’ll wake you up. I feel like jazz needs a big-ass slap.
Robert Glasper
In Alien, Sigourney Weaver’s role was written for a man. In Salt, Angelina Jolie’s role was written for Tom Cruise. These things, when reversed, do prove to be just as exciting and entertaining with women in leading roles.
Olivia Wilde
If you call me a new-age, airy-fairy, hippie-dippy airhead I will shove my crystals up your ass.
Tori Amos
Methought I was enamour’d of an ass.
William Shakespeare
There’s no ‘dumb-ass’ vaccine.
Jimmy Buffett
I want a Goddamn strong statement on marijuana, I mean one that just tears the ass out of them. You know, its a funny thing, every one of the bastards that are out for legalizing marijuana is Jewish.
Richard M. Nixon
As an architect you design for the present, with an awareness of the past, for a future which is essentially unknown.
Norman Foster
The Nazi signs have got to stop. If you’re in a peace march and the guy next to you has a sign saying that ‘Bush is Hitler,’ forget the peace thing for a second and beat his ass, because he is not Hitler.
Dennis Miller
Sell. Don’t apologize for it and don’t be afraid to beg with a positive, up-beat attitude. Tell prospects you want their business and you will kick ass once you’ve earned it. Have no shame, pride doesn’t pay the rent.
Thom Gimbel
A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles.
Richard Burton
How’s this for a headline? ‘French fries’.
James French
I really don’t care if Stephanie enjoys kissing Kurt Angle. Or if Kurt Angle enjoys kissing Stephanie. Or hell, if Kurt Angle enjoys kissing Triple H! Cause as far as I’m
concerned all three of you can kiss my ass!
Chris Jericho
The Hamsters really kick ass – Slim is one of your greatest guitar players
Walter Trout
That skull had a tongue in it, and could sing once: how the knave jowls it to the ground, as if it were Cain’s jaw-bone, that did the first murder! It might be the pate of a politician, which this ass now o’er-reaches; one that would circumvent God, might it not?
William Shakespeare
Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.
George Washington Carver
You think that you can hide; you think you can lay low?
I’ll roll up on your ass like Hawaii 5-0!
Busta Rhymes
Couple of artists got words for me, that’s never fun. They say it’s on when they see me, that day don’t ever come.
It’s just interesting how people relate my success when I would like to think that I worked my ass off for a reason and that it’s about the music and not because I was on a TV show.
Melanie Martinez
I subscribe to the great George G. Scott quote, “All actors are in trouble. Directors who don’t help are a pain in the ass”. We all need help from directors. We are all equally insecure.
John Lithgow
I have read more about Oprah Winfrey’s ass than I have about the rise of China as an economic superpower. I fear this is no exaggeration. Perhaps China is rising as an economic superpower because its women aren’t spending all their time reading about Oprah Winfrey’s ass.
Caitlin Moran
Be loud, be pretty and keep their black-hatin’ asses in their chairs
Muhammad Ali
He “wasn’t used to being criticized, and he never did get it through his head that’s what politics is all about. He was used to getting his ass kissed.”
Harry S. Truman
My name is Reggie. I’m about kicking ass, I’m about taking names, and we’re about making games.
Reggie Fils-Aime
My acting wasn’t the best. But damn, my ass looked tight.
Anne Hathaway
Women today leave the house in animal prints and six inch stilettos, what does that say? I’m going to church? They’re saying I want you to hang me by my tits from your ceiling and bite my ass. You know what I mean? That’s what it says to me anyway.
Andrew Dice Clay
You can market your ass off, but if your product sucks, you’re dead.
Gary Vaynerchuk
Now, Bad Ass, you run your mouth about Summerslam. Well, here’s the situation. The Rock says this, if the Rock hits you he’ll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you’ll die anyway, so the choice is yours, jabroni.
Dwayne Johnson
If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.
Genghis Khan
Charting your own course isn’t just more necessary than ever before. It’s also much easier – and much more fun.
Duty is the essence of manhood.
George S. Patton
A proper lady should be able to smile pretty, wear sequins like she means it, and kick a man’s ass nine ways from Sunday while wearing stiletto heels. If she can’t do that much, she’s not trying hard enough.
Mira Grant
Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.
Ernest Hemingway
Very often the opinion of the clients must be disregarded in their own interest.
John Mercer Johnson
Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe my ass.
Lisa Lampanelli
I’m a kind person, I’m kind to everyone, but if you are unkind to me, then kindness is not what you’ll remember me for
Al Capone
It is in that moment, when you really lay down your cards and see the relationship for what it was, that you’ll find the freedom to kick it in the ass and let it go.
Greg Behrendt
Ok first things first I’ll eat your brains Then Imma start rockin gold teeth & fangs
Nicki Minaj
My net worth, that net works. Keep my shooters out in Brooklyn where the Nets work.
Nicki Minaj
Friends, haters, it’s Twitter poll time. What do you think most holds back justice and equality for women? All thoughts welcome!
Olivia Wilde
The modern architect is, generally speaking, art’s greatest enemy.
Pierre-Auguste Renoir
Shut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don’t start writing no letters. I’m just kidding. But am I lying?
Bernie Mac
Gwyneth Paltrow
I feel more confident in being able to be funny if I’m comfortable with the people I’m around. When you’re friends with them, it just makes it all the better. Plus, shooting a movie, you’re sitting on your ass for hours at a time, so if you have somebody there to mess around with and have fun, then it’s great.
Lizzy Caplan
I don’t want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can’t kick it.
Michael J. Fox
There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don’t know who it is, it is probably you.
D. L. Hughley
Walk tall, kick ass, learn to speak Arabic, love music and never forget you come from a long line of truth seekers, lovers and warriors.
Hunter S. Thompson
I still have my “Anarchy in the UK” 7″ [ Sex Pistols single]. I’m sure it gave us a context to think about as well as a kind of kick in the ass. But we had all been playing for years at that point.
David First
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an ass.
Stephen Hawking
VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.
Ambrose Bierce
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it’s on the outside of your ass?
Billy Connolly
We’ve dressed up in our best and are prepared to go down like gentlemen.
Benjamin Guggenheim
I think I was born to be a figure skater, I think it was fate, and I thank God for letting it happen.
Evgeni Plushenko
You want mercy? Take your ass to church!
Stone Cold Steve Austin
I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It’s a pain in the ass.
Jennifer Aniston
There’s an upside to the digital thing from my point of view because I find that I have access to all this wacky, weird-ass dance-music stuff that I just can’t go into a shop and buy on vinyl.
Thom Yorke
Well China, you got us. Phelps was doping – and he still beat you. He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked your ass!
Stephen Colbert
After all we’d been through, we still couldn’t take our heads from out of our asses or our hands from around each other’s throats.
Max Brooks
It’s about getting off your ass and maximizing all the opportunities that life has to offer.
Jason Ellis
The man might have become a Power, but he preferred to remain an Ass.
H. P. Blavatsky
I’m going to sprout wings out of my ass one day and fly around the world.
Mike Shinoda
My sense of humor was a tool for me getting past my mother and father separating, my older brother having cerebral palsy, and the bullies in the schoolyard. I had to make them laugh to keep them off my ass. I brought that to my professional career.
Tracy Morgan
I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was the best new artist this year.
Kanye West
Talk to Bob Arum, cos he’s my man. Don King kiss my ass!
James Toney
Slapped her then I asked her what’s my name. She said N-I-C, the president of the N-Y-C.
Nicki Minaj
Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
Bill Hicks
I’m always excited to carry more and more weight and responsibility within a story. It’s all about putting my time in and showing people that I’m good and responsible and, hopefully, kicking ass in every frame.
Kevin Durand
Attorney General John Ashcroft is in intensive care. He’s suffering from a severe case of pancreatitis, which they can’t really figure out because he’s not really a drinker. They think he might have picked up some type of infection while wiping his ass with the Bill of Rights.
Bill Maher
You’re better off with a kick-ass half than a half-assed whole.
David Heinemeier Hansson
Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you’re sick of looking like an asshole.
Wesley Willis
Imagine–the whole world wired to Harry Cohn’s ass!
Herman J. Mankiewicz
I’ll let a mystery gas out of my blistery ass
Just to disrupt the misery of history class.
MC Paul Barman
We live in a time of renaissance … cities are coming back to life, after a long neglect.
Daniel Libeskind
What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?
Abraham Lincoln
The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass!
Dwayne Johnson
You’re thinking I’m one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I’m not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.
Scott Adams
I love training and I love being able to kick ass.
Katie Cassidy
I’m a wealthy man now. I’ve got a flat, a car, I have enough money to buy food. I skate to make the people happy. If somebody skates to earn money, I don’t care. I skate for the people. Besides, it’s pleasant to supply Russia with gold medals.
Evgeni Plushenko
I collaborate a little bit with different aspects of my own mind. I kick my own ass instead of kicking other people’s asses.
Bradford Cox
We’re grown ass men, you don’t need to be falling all over the place.
Kobe Bryant
He who learns, and makes no use of his learning, is a beast of burden with a load of books. Does the ass comprehend whether he carries on his back a library or a bundle of faggots?
I learnt very early in life that whenever there is a choice between peace of mind and piece of ass, go for the former.
Shahrukh Khan
If you’re afraid to defend your convictions because you might get your ass kicked for it, you’re not really fit to advocate for them.
James Carlos Blake
If you fall on concrete, that’s yo ass fault
Kanye West
I may have no idea what I’m talking about,” I said, a little ticked off now. “But we’re all a part of a minority waiting for a majority to pull their heads out of their asses.
Chris Colfer
I’ll be in hell before you start breakfast – let her rip!
Tom Ketchum
Weightless is a great equalizer.
Sally Ride
The ass will carry his load, but not a double load; ride not a free horse to death.
Miguel de Cervantes
I am not surprised that the president of the United States called this a phony scandal. I’m not surprised Secretary Clinton asked, “What difference does it make?” I’m not even surprised that Jay Carney said Benghazi happened a long time ago. I’m just surprised at how many people bought it.
Trey Gowdy
Pick something you love and work your ass off, no matter what people say.
Rex Miller
What worries me though, is that after all those victories people don’t see me as a human being anymore. I am not a machine, I have a heart beating in my chest -not an engine, there’s blood in my veins- not oil. I know pain and fatigue. I can lose but I will strive to win everything.
Evgeni Plushenko
The Grammys make me hate music, and certainly everyone in the ass-licking music industry.
Trent Reznor
An object should be judged by whether it has a form consistent with its use.
Bruno Munari
I’m more of a fantasy kind of person. I like movies. My favorite movie is ‘Kick Ass.’
Maksim Chmerkovskiy
I was a martial artist. So, for me to be able to do all of the fights is a blast. It’s so fun. It’s like dancing, but more bad-ass. I really enjoy doing it.
Caity Lotz
If someone says there’s a portal to hell under some rocks, you bet your ass I’m going to move them.
Ryan Buell
I like ruins because what remains is not the total design, but the clarity of thought, the naked structure, the spirit of the thing.
Tadao Ando
Everybody was telling me to sit my ass down. Everybody was telling me to get a real job. Everybody was asking me, “What are you doing? You’re ruining your life. You’re embarrassing your family.” That’s all I got. So you can’t listen to that. You have to listen to yourself.
Leslie Jones
I am a fan of whatever makes me laugh my ass off. If it happens to be a Jew joke, then it’s a Jew joke.
Alex Borstein
Look at me. I’m skinny, I have a big nose, no tits and no ass, but in a room full of beautiful women, I would still leave with the most gorgeous guy.
Zoe Saldana
Most fighters are the most humble people in the world because they’ve gotten their ass kicked before.
Mike Tyson
I’m just worried that the technology I invented in that story [“The Pyramid and the Ass” ] will become real, and George W. Bush will be able to clone into a new body and be “re-elected” due to a clone-bill passed by him and his cronies. God forbid!
Alexander Weinstein
He wouldn’t talk to me for two months. I was like, ‘What an ass**le.’ Actors are used to getting their way and to treating women like objects. “[on Wesley Snipes after she reports he made unreturned passes at her]
Jennifer Lopez
I seen her on the ave, spotted her more than once. Ass so fat that you could see it from the front.
Mos Def
CUNNING, n. The faculty that distinguishes a weak animal or person from a strong one. It brings its possessor much mental satisfaction and great material adversity. An Italian proverb says: “The furrier gets the skins of more foxes than asses.”
Ambrose Bierce
I’m definitely a nerd. I’m a cool-ass nerd, but I am definitely a nerd.
Alicia Keys
Bite your teeth into the ass of life.
Ian Holm
We have to let nature put what’s left together, and see what it can come up with to save our ass.
Bill Mollison
Hurry it up! I want to be in hell in time for dinner.
Edward H. Rulloff
What is said behind my back is said to my ass.
Georges Clemenceau
She could have a Grammy I’d still treat her ass like a nominee.
You can’t ask a guy like me why [I performed]. I really wanted to fly through the air. I was a daredevil, a performer. I loved the thrill, the money, the whole macho thing. All those things made me Evel Knievel. Sure, I was scared. You gotta be an ass not to be scared. But I beat the hell out of death.
Evel Knievel
Joan of Arc should be played as a “pain in the ass” and how do I know she was a “pain in the ass”? … because they burn her at the end.
Harold Clurman
It’s gonna be okay, no matter how hard your rock bottom is, you can rise above it and you can come back.
Demi Lovato
Complainin’ to my lawyer how this rookie tried to frisk me…
Jealous of my jeep, I gave his badge to the chief,
And got his ass directin’ traffic in the heat for a week.
The same Constitution that allows her the right, if she wants to, to sit there and say nothing, allows these groups the right to petition their government for redress.
Trey Gowdy
Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless.
The secret to writing a screenplay is keeping your
ass in the chair.
Oliver Stone
If the law supposes that,’ said Mr Bumble…’ the law is an ass – an idiot.
Charles Dickens
I am one of those people who can’t help getting a kick out of life – even when it’s a kick in the teeth.
Polly Adler
In my experience, Marines are gung ho no matter what. They will all fight to the death. Everyone of them just wants to get out there and kill. They are bad-ass, hard-charging mothers.
Chris Kyle
I don’t know why people hire architects and then tell them what to do.
Frank Gehry
Socrates, on being insulted in the marketplace, asked by a passerby, “Don’t you worry about being called names?” retorted, “Why? Do you think I should resent it if an ass had kicked me?
Alain de Botton
Whether it’s food or women, the ones on front street are supermodels. Big hair, big tits, big trouble, but the one you come home to is probably something like cavatelli and red sauce. She’s not screaming for attention because she knows she’s good enough even if your dumb ass hasn’t figured it out yet.
Eddie Huang
The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn’t, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that’s a bonus.
Frank Zappa
In a way, I am what they say I am. I am a hard-ass. I’m hard to get along with. Most of the time I’m moody. All that’s true. I got no problem with people saying that.
Randy Moss
I hope you’re all Republicans.
Ronald Reagan
If you can look at a crime where everything points to one answer and not see it, you’re a dumb-ass. And if you can look at the deficit and not see that the problem is that the rich stopped paying taxes, you’re a Republican.
Bill Maher
Above all things, be not made an ass to carry the burdens of other men if any friend desire thee to be his surety, give him a part of what thou has to spare if he presses thee further, he is not thy friend at all.
Walter Raleigh
When you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, ‘Hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing else to offer’, which maybe is the case many times. But then again there is the one that is as smart as her breasts look, great as her face looks… so people are shocked.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
People just kind of associate me with kicking some ass.
Yancy Butler
If the Olympic champion doesn’t know how to jump quad, I don’t know. Now it’s not figure skating. Now it’s dancing.
Evgeni Plushenko
If you want to kick the tiger in his ass you’d better have a plan for dealing with his teeth
Tom Clancy
I’d like to say I’m ready to kick ass and show the guys how it’s done. But I’m not here to prove anything about being a woman. I’m here to drive a race car and try to win a race.
Lyn St. James
Humans are born, weak and helpless. We’re cursed with natural predators called parents. That’s why the grandma was created. To protect us. Oh sure, she’s old and frail. But she can kick your dad’s ass.
Christopher Titus
Never do an enemy a small injury.
Niccolo Machiavelli
It’s not about going to church every week because you know there’s a lot of people who go to church all of the time who aren’t going to heaven. It’s not even about that, it’s not about kissing God’s ass, it’s about being aware.
Ryan Montgomery
Architecture, of all the arts, is the one which acts the most slowly, but the most surely, on the soul.
Ernest Dimnet
When we get out of this, I’m gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the ‘I am pissed off’ sort of way.
Danny DeVito
Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!
Nick Offerman
You have to hide what you are and it’s really stressful and very bad for your self esteem. Because it’s not obvious to people that you are ill, they treat you as if you’re a pain in the ass, then you beat yourself up and you are already beating yourself up as a part of mental illness.
Sinead O’Connor
Cyclists are a pain in the ass.
Rob Ford
The last thing that the blues needs is another smart-ass white boy with an attitude.
Brownie McGhee
Now I think liberals have gone from underreacting to Trump and saying that Trump is just a clown and a buffoon, and that Hillary Clinton’s going to kick his ass, to now overreacting, and saying, “Oh my God, 60 million people consciously endorsed a white supremacist for president.”
Van Jones
You lil Fraggle Rock, beat you wit a padded lock
Nicki Minaj
Any stupid ass can die- you have to work at living!
Jack LaLanne
Value yourself for what the media doesn’t – your intelligence, your street smarts, your ability to play a kick-ass game of pool, whatever. So long as it’s not just valuing yourself for your ability to look hot in a bikini and be available to men, it’s an improvement.
Jessica Valenti
I’ll say this about the war protesters: At least most of them are only putting duct tape across their mouths so I can still tell the rest of them to blow it out their ass.
Dennis Miller
Larry the Cable Guy
I have taken your advice and the names used are anode cathode anions cations and ions the last I shall have but little occasion for. I had some hot objections made to them here and found myself very much in the condition of the man with his son and Ass who tried to please every body.
Michael Faraday
In the movie, the stars above the ship bear no correspondence to any constellations in a real sky. Worse yet, while the heroine bobs… we are treated to her view of this Hollywood sky-one where the stars on the right half of the scene trace the mirror image of the stars in the left half. How lazy can you get?
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Work your ass off. Don’t be an asshole.
Stefan Sagmeister
As I grow older, I put all life’s bulls**t aside. I think the process of the laying off of the bulls**t starts around 40. Before that, most men have their heads stuck in their ass. After 40, you see things differently. You’ve found yourself. You’re accepting yourself and what you got from life.
Dennis Quaid
The person who’s in the Zen monastery, who’s doing a kind of poor job at meditating and a half-ass job cleaning the gardens is not doing very good yoga.
Frederick Lenz
You look at material a different way when your ass is on the line financially for it. You want to know where the big laughs are, and how we’re going to sell this.
Mike Judge
Kyle Busch is going to get his ass whipped shortly I hope. He better sit his ass in his motor home or I’m going to come find him and he’s going to have to hold my watch because I’m going to whip his ass. He’s the biggest whining little piece of [expletive] I’ve ever seen in my whole life.
Kevin Harvick
I don’t know any woman in France who doesn’t talk to firemen and smile at them, because they’re always so sweet, and they’re wearing those tight pants. Even my dad looks at their ass when they walk down the street!
Julie Delpy
Beware the lessons of a fighter pilot who would rather fly a slide rule than kick your ass!
Ron McKeown
In the first place, any group of folks willing to make asses of themselves in pursuit of a good time should be commended and encouraged: The spirit of human frolic needs all the help it can get.
Molly Ivins
I’ve always said that I want to play a neo-femme action star, and I kind of got to do that in this movie-of-the-week called “Wyvern,” where I got to shoot a gun and be a little bad-ass, but I’d like to do that even further. I’m dorky myself. I’ll play “Zelda” for 10 hours.
Tinsel Korey
I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
It startled him even more when just after he was awarded the Galactic Institute’s Prize for Extreme Cleverness he got lynched by a rampaging mob of respectable physicists who had finally realized that the one thing they really couldn’t stand was a smart-ass.
Douglas Adams
When I run into a paradox I think either I’m a total horse’s ass to have gotten to this point, or I’m fruitfully near the edge of my discipline. It adds excitement to life to wonder which it is.
Charlie Munger
Is your head up your ass so far that you can’t pull it out?
Waylon Jennings
I have a job to pay attention. It is my number one duty as a human being – to earn an experiment in self-government every day by spotlighting cockroaches who violate their oath to the US constitution and wipe their ass with the US Constitution.
Ted Nugent
I think of the church often. Not because religion was closing in on me, but because for a long time my ass was sore from that hard, unupholstered pew.
W. C. Fields
I don’t want idiots in my audience. So if me coming forward with what my beliefs are is what you need to hear to not be a fan anymore, that’s great. That means next time I show up in whatever said city, your dumb ass won’t be there.
Pete Davidson
When finding the right angle for a shot…’Move your ass.’
Jay Maisel
The culture war in America can best be described by the battle between workin’ hard, playin’ hard s – tkickers that bust our ass to make America strong by earning our own way and kickin’ maximum ass versus soulless weaklings who have been brainwashed into thinking they are entitled to a free ride.
Ted Nugent
My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking mail, power wash his ass, f-ck my mail up, I don’t care.
J. B. Smoove
There comes a day when you’ve become comfortable in your skin. But God as my witness, I am going to try to do everything I can to keep this ass together for as long as I possibly can – without going against nature.
Zoe Saldana
Some people think a song without words isn’t a real song. Tell that to Beethoven and he’ll kick your ass!
Eddie Van Halen
I’m waiting for my kids to grow up and get into the Offspring and look at me like I’m a total candy-ass.
Jakob Dylan
Get off your ass and do something. All you need is the right inspiration. Anger has fueled me my entire life. It makes me feel good and… I’m okay with that. My fear is that my anger will one day make me so damned successful that I’ll actually be happy. And then I’ll just stop.
Christopher Titus
Women have been kicking ass for centuries.
Yancy Butler
Obstinacy and dogmatism are the surest signs of stupidity. Is there anything more confident, resolute, disdainful, grave and serious than an ass?
Michel de Montaigne
Marijuana is rejected all over the world. Damned. In England heroin is alright for out-patents, but marijuana? They’ll put your ass in jail. I wonder why that is? The only reason could be: To Serve the Devil – Pleasure! Pleasure, which is a dirty word in Christian culture.
Lenny Bruce
I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass, … It’s the first time I got dumped in my life.
David Letterman
If you’re trying to get somebody and this might be the only time you’re going to catch him, but he is holding his baby and with his mama, you ain’t gonna let that chance go by. That’s the mentality of the streets. If you let that chance go by, he might catch your ass.
Snoop Dogg
Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don’t do it. One day I’m gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That’s ridiculous, but it’s true. I always fight with wearing a beret.
Mitch Hedberg
You can’t tell somebody to kiss your ass on a scooter!
Bill Engvall
A person whodoes not regard music as a marvelous creation of God, must be a clodhopper indeed and does not deserve to be called a human being; he should be permitted to hear nothing but the braying of asses and the grunting of hogs.
Martin Luther
Get your assets working for you so that your “ass” isn’t working for someone else.
Robert Kiyosaki
Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room.
Michael Cera
Bradley Cooper was an asshole, but he was – like Sidney Lumet, like George Clooney – the nicest guy in the world. I sound like the biggest ass-kisser ever. But I’m telling the truth, I swear to God!
Peter Jacobson
Some in management positions operate as if they are in a tree of monkeys. They make sure that everyone at the top of the tree looking down sees only smiles. But all too often, those at the bottom looking up see only asses.
Simon Sinek
My father wanted me to play pro football, and he didn’t like the fact that I’d left school. And he said, “It takes a man to play football. And any fool can go up on the stage and make an ass of himself.
Bill Cosby
When I got a chance to rap, I just busted my ass. When I got a chance to act, I busted my ass. Anytime I get a chance. I’m not wasting time. I won’t do it if I’m not doing it 110 percent. You’ve got to work hard if you want to play hard. I like to play, but I know I gotta bust my ass.
Ice T
Me and success are two things you don’t wanna find yo ass between. Back against the wall like plasma screens.
If you think you can’t, you’re right.
Carol Bartz
If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.
If you just write the kinds of stories you think others will want to read, you’ll be competing with cartoonists who are far more enthusiastic for that kind of comic than you are, and they’ll kick your ass every time.
Scott McCloud
Now, get out there and kick ass!
Stella McCartney
Certain nights, when everything’s perfect and we have thousands of people partying their asses off, I break my rule and have a drink onstage. I’ve never done a show drunk. Well, I take that back. In the early days I did.
Kenny Chesney
Never trust nobody, your moms will set your ass up.
The Notorious B.I.G.
But we have to understand why we do what we do, not just do what we do. Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
Pinball Clemons
Everybody wants to know what I’m on. What am I on? I’m on my bike busting my ass six hours a day. What are you on?
Lance Armstrong
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey’s ass until he can’t come anymore.
Frank Zappa
You beef wit me, I’m-a even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally.
It is idle to play the lyre for an ass.
St. Jerome
My struggle and my story is very much so somebody that was just kind of [an] underdog. I didn’t have any cosigns, I wasn’t even really good at rap, I’m one of those dudes that was never just crazy and amazing, I had to work my f***ing ass off to get good at this stuff.
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
Bob Saget
Mick Jagger’s lips’ so big, black people be going, “You got some big-ass lips!”
Eddie Murphy
In the face of the economic plight, it is our task to become pioneers of simplicity, that is, to find a simple form for all of life’s necessities, which is at the same time respectable and genuine.
Oskar Schlemmer
If you got the balls to follow something through, you can end up being the coolest, smartest guy in the room, because you’ve literally put your ass on the line.
Steve Coogan
To be engrossed by something outside ourselves is a powerful antidote for the rational mind, the mind that so frequently has its head up its own ass.
Anne Lamott
Imma violate yall asses like Chris Stokes.
Nicki Minaj
The only thing worse than starting something and failing… is not starting something.
Seth Godin
Whether I sound like Sammy or not is purely coincidence. You have got to hand it to him, he sings his ass off. There is no moss on that stone.
Gary Cherone
Here, then, is what I wanted to tell you of my architecture. I created it with courage and idealism, but also with an awareness of the fact that what is important is life, friends and attempting to make this unjust world a better place in which to live.
Oscar Niemeyer
Sitting still is a pain in the ass.
Noah Levine
Preposterous ass, that never read so far to know the cause why music was ordain’d! Was it not to refresh the mind of man, after his studies or his usual pain?
William Shakespeare
As an artist, that’s our job – to be with you in times of celebration and when the world is kicking your ass.
Killer Mike
You’re kind of a smart ass when you’re not flat on your face.
Josh Lanyon
Sometimes when we get our ass kicked and we’re down, sometimes we stay down, and sometimes we get depressed and sometimes we don’t know how to handle it, and sometimes we don’t know what’s going on, and sometimes we feel like it’s not worth going on.
Dwayne Johnson
I’d like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.
Johnny Garrett
I really enjoy theater. I just went to see ‘Death of a Salesman,’ and it knocked me on my ass.
Jason Reitman
I remember my agent at the time called me and was like, “I’ve got it! I’ve found it! I’ve found your role!” I worked my ass off to get that role, because I think me and three or four other girls tested for it. But it was a great time.
Sherilyn Fenn
Acid, booze, and ass, needles, guns, and grass, lots of laughs.
Joni Mitchell
My ass is definitely higher than it was when I was 20. This is the thing that people don’t understand – take care of your body [and it will] get better! It gets better as I get older.
Cameron Diaz
Every bad decision I’ve made has been based on money. I grew up in the projects and you don’t turn down money there. You take it, because you never know when it’s all going to end. I made Cop III because they offered me $15 million. That $15 million was worth having Roger Ebert’s thumb up my ass.
Eddie Murphy
Anyone can see that an ass laden with books remains a donkey. A human being laden with the undigested results of a tussle with thoughts and books, however, still passes for wise.
Idries Shah
I’ve done tangos with men who thought my ass was a squeaky toy.
Mira Grant
Mr Speaker, I withdraw my statement that half the cabinet are asses – half the cabinet are not asses.
Benjamin Disraeli
Critics must excuse me if I compare them to certain animals called asses, who, by gnawing vines, originally taught the great advantage of pruning them.
William Shenstone
Owning a business is NOT about working your ass off for the sake of trying to squeeze out a living.В  It is NOT about making tons of money at the expense of losing tons of life.В  It IS about maximizing life, bettering your life and the lives of others, which, not so ironically, fattens your purse.
Mike Michalowicz
I’m grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?
Zach Braff
We don’t know our ass from a hole in the ground.
Randy Newman
The thing that’s weird is that we thought it was funny. We expected people to get the joke – that we [with Andrew Ridgeley] were two guys really making asses of ourselves.
George Michael
I don’t think we should really be judging on Chris Brown like that until we know what Rihanna did. We all got reasons for what we do. Look at me. I’m one of the top 10 performers of all-time. I had to beat this one mermaid ass in a seafood restaurant over some shrimps. No lie. You just never know.
The Carpetbaggers was the first big money I made. Money gave me a lot of freedom, but no matter how much you make there’s always somebody chasing your ass for more.
Harold Robbins
You want flowers, I’ll buy your ass a rose,
But later on you’re comin’ out them pantyhose.
Too $hort
At a certain age, you have to choose between your face and your ass.
Catherine Deneuve
I’m just as famous as my mentor… but that’s still the boss don’t get sent for
Adrian had always found it amusing that a guy could be drilling Stacia up her ass while she considered herself to be a virgin. Her intent had been to present herself as such when she found “Mr. Right.”
Jess C Scott
After watching mulattas shake it, I can totally understand why Brazil is devoted to my favorite body part, the ass.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
My parents joined in the 60s and at that time it was really important – there was a group mentality. I could be pulling this out of my ass, but I feel our generation approaches things on a more individual basis, like we’re more personal and don’t need to be a part of a group.
Taraka Larson
A man’s personality is matured only when he appropriates the truth, whether it is spoken by Balaam’s ass or a sniggering wag or an apostle or an angel.
Soren Kierkegaard
You could smell my ass from mars.
Joe Rogan
I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
Shaquille O’Neal
If you really want to make a change, just get up off your ass and do it.
Jody Williams
Songs are puzzles – you get an intro, or maybe an end, but you gotta fill in the rest. Sometimes they come easy and sometimes they’re a pain in the ass.
Mark Kozelek
There are braying men in the world, as well as braying asses; for what is loud and senseless talking any other than away of braying?
Roger L’Estrange
When a woman says nothing’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says everything’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong! And when a woman says something’s not funny, you’d better not laugh your ass off!
Just because we are wearing lipstick doesn’t mean we can’t kick your ass!
Tommy Lee
You don’t know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?
Barry Webster
I was hanging out in gers [yurts] with these Kazakh sort of Bedouins. Drank nasty-ass camel milk. The drive [from the Souther Gobi to Ulan Bator] is insane. It’s like The Road.
Michelle Rodriguez
I suggest taking the high road and have a little sence of humour and let things roll off your back. I think that’s very important.
Sally Ride
Some age. Others mature.
Sean Connery
Love is more powerful than kicking ass.
Jet Li
Destiny is what you are supposed to do in life. Fate is what kicks you in the ass to make you do it.
Henry Miller
History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass.
Mark Rippetoe
The Backstreet Boys can sing their asses off. I’m not so sure about those other boy bands. But Backstreet Boys have my ultimate respect.
Elton John
Everything in this country [the US] has got to be good looks and unlined faces and thin bodies and people running around in skirts slit up to their ass. It has nothing to do with thinking or with being a human being. There is life in mature people; it’s not all over at 24ВЅ.
Lauren Bacall
When being a stunt double, my job has always a supportive role, which is interesting, really. Part of what I really like about it is making a situation where people can just come out of their shell and be super bad-ass. That’s exciting!
Zoe Bell
I tried football and got my ass beat. I tried baseball, and the ball knocked out one of my teeth.
I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking, which is, if you ask for it, then I have to let you have it.
Taylor Mali
I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I’m still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass.
The Undertaker
We do need knowledge. And perhaps in a thousand years we might pick smaller cliffs to jump off. The books are to remind us what asses and fools we are.
Ray Bradbury
The thirst for knowledge is like a piece of ass you know you shouldn’t chase; in the end, you chase it just the same.
George Pelecanos
Boys don’t make passes at female smart asses.
Letty Cottin Pogrebin
I just look at a bagel and my ass gets bigger!
Jillian Michaels
Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up.
Ann B. Davis
I am the best damn ass-kicker in the whole U.S. Army!
George S. Patton
I’ve got a good man. He takes care of me. I don’t have to be scared of anything because I know he will kick every ass… disrespect him and you’ve got a problem.
Whitney Houston
The older I got, the more apparent it became that my mother was losing control over me. She fought back fiercely with black moods, silent treatments and martyrdom. And, of course, all she did was run my ass out of the house even quicker. The pressure was unbearable.
George Carlin
Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time things would turn out differently. Yes they would. This time he would get his ass kicked by a woman.
Bill Maher
Aren’t you going to ask me how it went, Kitten?” “You walked in and took the stairs one at a time,” I answered. “And you haven’t barked at me to get in the car, so I take it Majestic didn’t tell you our asses were trophies for hunting season. Am I wrong?
Jeaniene Frost
If a president can change some laws, can he change ALL laws? Can he change election laws? Can he change discrimination laws? Are there any laws, under your theory, that he actually HAS to enforce?
Trey Gowdy
There’s a voice inside of me that I know people will relate to; I just haven’t really had the opportunity to let it flourish. To sit there and explain to a guy what it’s like to be a kick-ass woman is hard. I think there’re only a handful of directors out there that get it.
Michelle Rodriguez
First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash.
The Notorious B.I.G.
Aficionado my ass…I just love to smoke cigars
James Woods
I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.
Robin Williams
Is there anything so grave and serious as an ass?
Michel de Montaigne
My words of encouragement for teen girls suffering with eating disorders, self-harm, anything… is to get help. It’s the most important thing you can do for yourself, and it can change your life and potentially save your life.
Demi Lovato
Truly creative people care a little about what they have done, and a lot about what they are doing. Their driving focus is the life force that surges in them now.
Alan Cohen
writing = ass + chair
Oliver Stone
Most sportswriters don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.
Charles Barkley
I am a God, so hurry up with my damn massage; in a French-ass restaurant, hurry up with my damn croissants.
Kanye West
You’re just a little too hip for the room. It’s not good to be too hip because two hips make an ass.
Russell Malone
I’m a perfectionist. It’s a big pain in the ass and it takes a lot of my time, but it really is going well and I have to do my own things.
George Michael
Investing is where you find a few great companies and then sit on your ass.
Charlie Munger
Life is like a cucumber. One minute it’s in your hand, the next it’s up you ass.
Lawrence Durrell
Obstinacy and heat in argument are surest proofs of folly. Is there anything so stubborn, obstinate, disdainful, contemplative, grave, or serious, as an ass?
Michel de Montaigne
If something’s bugging my ass on any particular day, I’m probably going to say something about it, but I’m not going to go on a tirade.
Patterson Hood
I’d say people get to work and start being more understanding of everybody – instead of calling everybody names, start being more understanding. But get in there and get it done. Kick ass and take names. And this may be my dad talking, but don’t spend what you don’t have.
Clint Eastwood
I may sound like a megalomaniac, but I feel like I’m equipped to become a great, memorable comedian, if I keep working my ass off and staying at the pace I’m at, and I feel a responsibility to do that because of the women who have done it before me, and the ones who need to do it after me.
Amy Schumer
This dope money here is Lil Treys scholarship
Cause aint no to tuition for havin no ambition
And aint no loans for sittin your ass at home
Kanye West
Being a dominatrix, sticking my foot up people’s asses for money, necessitated that I divorce myself from any sort of objective perspective on what I was doing. In order to think about things as a writer you have to objectify your experience. I couldn’t have been enacting that experience if I was objectifying it.
Melissa Febos
If I were an animal, I’d probably be a bald eagle, since I’m already bald and I love to fish. But I’d probably be a shaky-ass eagle because I’m afraid of flying.
Steve Harvey
The men are much alarmed by certain speculations about women; and well they may be, for when the horse and ass begin to think and argue, adieu to riding and driving.
Adelaide Anne Procter
Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn’t make you spiritual. It’s right above the crack of your ass, and it translate to beef with broccoli. The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren’t pregnant. You’re not spiritual. You’re just high.
Bill Maher
I don’t want to be grotesque, but when you’re 330 pounds, it’s hard to wipe your a-. You know?
Mike Tyson
I’ll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!
Stone Cold Steve Austin
I’m in favor of an art that does something other than just sit on its ass in a museum.
Claes Oldenburg
At the end of the day it doesn’t matter what anybody else thinks as long as you’re happy.
Demi Lovato
If Britney Spears would paint her ass green, I’m sure you would spot green asses all over L.A., as soon as the word was out.
Billie Joe Armstrong
I feel more productive, mostly because I feel like my ass is on the line. Before I had kids, I would sit around, drink, I don’t even know what I did with myself.
Walter Martin
It’s hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long…
Rodney Crowell
But this is the kind of ass-clownery that stems from the fact that all philosophy looks weird when you don’t have one.
Jonah Goldberg
The wedding vows are a license to be a complete jerk, with full knowledge that the person you married has agreed, no matter how large a horse’s ass you are, to stay by your side until death. A fool could tell you this is a bad deal.
Adriana Trigiani
Spendin all the money I just worked my ass off for doing things that I won’t regret.
God, I’ve frozen my ass off painting snow scenes!
Andrew Wyeth
I’m not a real vocal guy, but sometimes you need to kick someone in the ass.
Alex Rodriguez
McCartney! Haven’t met him and haven’t played with him. I would LOVE to. He needs to make a kick-ass rockabilly record.
Brian Setzer
I don’t particularly dislike any kind of person that might be reading my stuff. They like it and that’s cool, but I don’t do the work for any kind of group in particular, except for hobos, who just plain kick ass and light up my life.
Jhonen Vasquez
Gettin at Weezy you comin through me-zy & I won’t hesitate to do anyone greasy
Nicki Minaj
It’s darker than a well diggers ass.
Joe Teti
A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. As a journalist you are expected to know the difference.
Bill Walsh
You know, in the oath that brand-new citizens take, it contains six different references to ‘the law.’ If it’s good enough for us to ask brand-new citizens to affirm their devotion to the law, is it too much to ask that the president do the same?
Trey Gowdy
This stone is flawless F1 I keep shooters up top in the F1
Nicki Minaj
Secretly everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a pussy generation. Everybody’s walking on eggshells. We see people accusing people of being racist and all kinds of stuff. When I grew up, those things weren’t called racist.
Clint Eastwood
I’ve always appreciated people like Graham Parker or Loudon Wainwright III, who spend their entire lives writing songs and working their asses off just to have complete artistic freedom. They’re just sharing their lives with you through their music. That’s the same kind of work that I’m trying to do, in my own weird way.
Judd Apatow
Scobe’s Tenth Law: In all endeavors, in all aspects of life, there are more horses asses than horses!
Frank Scoblete
Pain was their body’s way of telling them that they’d pushed themselves to their limits – which was exactly where they were supposed to be.
Richard Marcinko
When this war is over, the Japanese language will be spoken only in hell!
William Halsey
Faith is rarely where your head is at. Nor is it where your heart is at. Faith is where your ass is at!
Daniel Berrigan
I’m here to chew gum and kick some ass, and I’m all out of gum.
Stephen Hawking
Real gangster-ass Nerdfighters don’t run from nothing… ’cause real gangster-ass Nerdfighters can’t run fast.
John Green
The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I’d be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery.
Rachel Vincent
Develop a built-in bullshit detector.
Ernest Hemingway
God really exists, I tell you like this:
It resides inside.
And anybody tell you different,
Just selling you religion,
Tryin’ to keep your ass in line.
Killer Mike
I’ve always wanted to be an action heroine. That’s a chick dream, getting to wear a leather bodysuit and be blonde and kick ass.
Olivia Thirlby
In certain countries, people seem to be think that three asses together make one intelligent person. However, that is completely wrong. Several asses in concreto make the ass in abstracto and that is a most terrifying animal.
Franz Grillparzer
I had a rule about stilettos, and it was this: I didn’t wear them unless I planned to kick ass in them. Stilettos were for striding and sauntering, never sulking.
Megan Crane
People think, ‘Wow, you’re an actress, so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass.’ NOBODY kisses my ass.
Alicia Silverstone
A man searching for enlightenment is like a man sitting on an Ass in search of an Ass
Thomas Merton
I did but prompt the age to quit their clogs
By the known rules of ancient liberty,
When straight a barbarous noise environs me
Of owls and cuckoos, asses, apes and dogs.
John Milton
To provide meaningful architecture is not to parody history, but to articulate it.
Daniel Libeskind
We want all our friends to tell us our bad qualities; it is only the particular ass that does so whom we can’t tolerate.
William James
A lot of social media saved my ass, so I’m totally for it.
Sky Ferreira
I’ve gotten burnt the last few years on a couple of little independent films where you get paid nothing, you work your ass off, there’s no marketing budget except you going on every talk show. But you’re seeing it all over. I mean, these disasters at NBC, with the morning show.
Michael Douglas
Tiger Woods is a billionaire. Do you know how much ass you can get with a billion dollars? I know guys with $20 and a pack of Newports who’d try to screw your whole neighborhood.
Donnell Rawlings
I’m a grown-ass man. I can’t be, like, ordering people to put down their phones.
Travis Morrison
Honey, Kate is not going to die sooner because you have one more glass of mine, or because you stay overnight in a hotel, or because you let yourself crack up at a bad joke. So sit your ass back down and turn up the volume and act like you’re a normal person.
Jodi Picoult
I want to dance, I want her ass. Why is she ignoring me?
Rod Stewart
You want ass? The cash is first.
You got dead presidents, baby, I got a hearse in my purse.
Roxanne Shante
You know how ESPN works; they’ll throw themselves into a frenzy over Tebow’s white bread lame ass niceness and then vilify Johnny Football just ’cause he rages now and then.
Dabo Swinney
The feeble howl with the wolves, bray with the asses, and bleat with the sheep.
Madame Roland
[On being overweight:] If I tried to haul ass, I would have to make two trips.
Dolly Parton
I like flawed characters very much. A lot of times I get asked to do parts that are kind of small but key – three-scene roles that are three kick-ass scenes. Growing up, watching as many movies as I did, I was always into character actors like that.
Bobby Cannavale
Dude that was bad ass.
Joe Teti
How’s his appendix?””Like crap. They almost didn’t catch it in time, and he’s still doing the ass-plant in a hospital bed, beingdoted on by an army of hot nurses. Makes me sick.””Maybeyou should rupture something.””Any more of these stories out of you and I just might.
Marjorie M. Liu
To experience the good you have to have seen the bad; plus it makes you appreciate blessings more. Tough times taught me to be a fighter.
I’m not defending what Cory Booker said. I’m saying I understand why he has to kiss the asses of the rich people on Wall Street, because there’s no other way to keep his city afloat.
Bill Maher
Political cartoons are the ass-end of the artform
Ivan Brunetti
There isn’t anything good to say about Kick-Ass 2, the even more witless, mirthless follow-up to Kick-Ass.
Manohla Dargis
There needs to be more variety on television so young girls growing up don’t feel pressured to look one specific way. Tall, thin, curvy, short, whatever you are, you are beautiful.
Demi Lovato
Members of Congress are incredibly blessed and fortune to have the jobs that we have. Nobody makes us run. Every two years we offer for public office, and if you don’t want to do it then don’t run. But the notion that you can make $174,000 in this country and be underpaid is laughable.
Trey Gowdy
I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a president, and I think I’ll go along with them.
Calvin Coolidge
Furiously and gorgeously write your ass off.
Bob Hicok
You can’t spell bass without ass
Zacky Vengeance
Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I have to kick! I’ll have to start carrying a list just to keep track of ’em all!
Hiromu Arakawa
Just keep coming home to yourself, you are the one who you’ve been waiting for.
Byron Katie
You punch like you take it up the ass.
Jake LaMotta
Love with your mouth shut, help without breaking your ass or publicizing it: keep cool, but care.
Thomas Pynchon
You the type that be runnin ya mouth. See you on the block wanna run in ya house.
Nicki Minaj