Bad Haircuts Quotes by Dave Barry, Cassandra Clare, Rachel Stevens, Mary McCarthy, Nate Burleson and many others.

There are no bad haircuts in cyberspace.
Suddenly reminded, she clapped a hand over her mouth. “Oh- Simon!” “No, I’m Jace,” he said patiently. “Simon is the weaselly little one with the bad haircut and dismal fashion sense.
Having a bad haircut can be quite traumatic!
The American character looks always as if it had just had a rather bad haircut, which gives it, in our eyes at any rate, a greater humanity than the European, which even among its beggars has all too much a professional air.
We don’t have anyone with bad haircuts, which is a good thing. Louis Delmas has some pretty nice dreads. He’s a Florida boy, so they know how to do it. He gets the title.