Beer Quotes

Beer Quotes by Josh Gordon, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Clementine Paddleford, Isaac Hanson, Thomas Hughes, Emily Ratajkowski and many others.

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Did I think it was hypocritical that a professional league making hundreds of millions of dollars off beer sponsorships was telling me not to drink? Yes.
Josh Gordon
Ah Fate, cannot a man Be wise without a beard? East, West, from Beer to Dan, Say, was it never heard That wisdom might in youth be gotten, Or wit be ripe before ‘t was rotten?
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.
Clementine Paddleford
It is a growing process. You can’t just like beer. You have to start somewhere and learn the different flavors.
Isaac Hanson
Life isn’t all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishman’s education.
Thomas Hughes
You can go super American and get barbecue and beer and be like, ‘Whatever, I’m watching a football game.’ That’s exactly what I’m going to do.
Emily Ratajkowski
The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can’t make 160 any more, even though he’s drinking lite beer these days
Angelo Dundee
Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer… just the thing for that drunk driver who’s constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I’ve got places to go, people to hit!
Drew Carey
American democracy is the inalienable right to sit on your front porch, in your pyjamas, drinking a can of beer and shouting out ‘Where else is this possible?’ Which doesn’t seem to me to be freedom, really.
Peter Ustinov
If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I’d spend it on beer.
Granger Smith
Wine lovers all speak of their First Time, a quasi-spiritual moment of awakening to wine’s wonderment. After that, it’s a life sentence. I’ve seen it happen to even the most confirmed beer sluggers.
Jennifer Rosen
It feels like I can wrap up the day with a glass of beer.
Hyun Bin
In the wrestling world, you had WWE, WCW, and smaller promotions that were like the independents. I look at it as craft beer being the independent beer makers. It’s the indie scene.
Stone Cold Steve Austin
its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer.
Kevin Hearne
Ah, yes. I remember my first beer.
Steve Martin
Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven’t had four beers.
Dave Barry
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
Voltaire
What were they thinking? ‘It’s an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer!
Rick Yancey
Wine is like beer except different.
George W. Bush
My first time overseas was taking 10,000 tons of beer to Vietnam.
John F. Kelly
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.
Finley Peter Dunne
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one!
Matt Groening
When you have too many beers, you become like a control freak on everything.
Dion DiMucci
You see the hair and the clothes, I look flamboyant. But I’m not the guy with the lake house and the boat. I don’t own a home, or a plane. Really, all I want in life is beer in the fridge and a hot rod.
Richard Rawlings
There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea.
Gary Snyder
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Martin Mull
Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer.
Meat Loaf
Czech beer in bottles is the corpse of real beer in a glass coffin.
Sergei Lukyanenko
I think all the beer I drank in college created an iron bladder.
Steve Wiebe
Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
Dave Barry
I hope you like Guiness, Sir. I find it a refreshing alternative to food.
Richard Dean Anderson
My favorite sport is female and my favorite food is beer.
Glen Cook
The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man to jail for eating cucumber salad.
Stephen Leacock
No beer before 5 p.m., wait… did I just say that?
Bas Rutten
I think till I reached my mid-30s, I just rebelled and rebelled. But eventually, the one thing I did pick up from mom was paying attention to my hair. We all put eggs, oil, dahi, even beer in our hair.
Twinkle Khanna
St. Patrick… one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.
Charles Madigan
I drink no cider, but feast on Philadelphia beer.
John Adams
I sat down to my supper, twas a bottle of red whiskey.
Jerry Garcia
Drinking beer with friends is perhaps the most underestimated of all Reformation insights and essential to ongoing reform; and wasting time with a choice friend or two on a regular basis might be the best investment of time you ever make.
Carl R Trueman
Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy
Benjamin Franklin
What mixed martial arts is being marketed as is not the truth. We’re not a bunch of idiots in a cage drinking beer all the time. It’s a lifestyle, but it’s a positive lifestyle.
Frank Shamrock
Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
One of sports journalism’s great ironies is that covering an Olympics can be wildly unhealthy. NBC shows athletes in peak health performing on the ice and snow, but not the haggard reporters subsisting for three weeks on stadium starches, cheap beer, deadlines, and little sleep.
Mary Pilon
I had to learn quick, because I was performing in Cinco de Mayo festivals with babies crying and people lifting their beers, and you know the feather dancers would come, and they’d say, “What are you, a poet? You’re next”.
Sandra Cisneros
Blessings of your heart, you brew good ale.
William Shakespeare
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn’t bad, so I had one more for dessert
Kris Kristofferson
You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.
Anthony Kiedis
By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!
John Green
You can cook a limited number of sous vide recipes in a beer cooler, but if the person you’re buying for wants to start cooking like the pros, they’ll need a dedicated circulator that’s designed to maintain the temperature of a water bath to within one degree.
J. Kenji Lopez-Alt
Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs.
Woody Allen
There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says ‘Good people drink good beer.’ Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.
Hunter S. Thompson
I suppose if I went to Turkey – I mean, I can’t imagine going that far away, but if I did go to Turkey, yes, I would probably try to know ‘please’ and ‘sorry’ and ‘thank you’, and ‘a beer please’, and all the useful words.
Robert Webb
In spite of its relatively nascent rise in popularity, tea joints across the country are romanticized, quite like beer pubs in the West.
Padmapriya Janakiraman
My inbox and doormat are full with emails and letters from people who want me to endorse their Higgs board game or to inaugurate the walkway of their new office atrium. There’s even a microbrewery in Barcelona which wants to know what my favourite beer is so they can brew a similar one in my honour. It is quite mad.
Peter Higgs
I’d loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be careful not to say things like ‘I like meat.’ Actually I just wanted to drink beer and to screw.
Ed O’Neill
Beer and other forms of alcohol will do you no good. Their use will be expensive, will dull your conscience, and could lead to the disease called alcoholism, which is humiliating, dangerous, and even deadly.
Gordon B. Hinckley
A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there’s more conversation.
William Blake
I wanna get drunk ’til I’m off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.
John Lee Hooker
Nature’s what it’s all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks.
Tim Dorsey
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
My uncle was the town drunk – and we lived in Chicago.
George Gobel
Drinking beer in a children’s playground is an old Soviet tradition.
Sergei Lukyanenko
I’ve got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away.
Garth Brooks
Anyone can drink beer, but it takes intelligence to enjoy beer.
Stephen Beaumont
I can’t afford no liquor, all I can buy is beer and wine.
B. B. King
[I normally go-to] whiskey on the rocks. Or a beer. Or with dinner, a glass of white wine.
Scott Eastwood
Managing an advertising agency isn’t all beer and skittles. After fourteen years of it, I have come to the conclusion that the top man has one principle responsibility: to provide an atmosphere in which creative mavericks can do useful work.
David Ogilvy
That questionable superfluity small beer.
Douglas William Jerrold
The Brewers Association, a trade group of some 2000 small and independent brewers, was founded in 2005 to be a ‘passionate voice for craft brewers’ and craft beer, and it has made itself as vocal as the bigger Beer Institute.
Elizabeth Flock
I like to sit in front of the fire at night, sip a beer and think.
Ken Berry
I’m 12 years sober, so I don’t have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale!
Kristin Davis
You can’t really indulge in anything when you’re wearing a unitard. No bread, no beer, no anything delicious.
Tom Lenk
I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with typewriters.
David Gerrold
If the price of the drug people want to use is through the roof, well then they’re going to have to commit crimes to get the money to get the drug. You don’t see any crimes committed over a pack of cigarettes or a bottle of beer, do you?
Jesse Ventura
I don’t want to be treated like I came from another planet or something or was somehow born with some weird birthright or super power. I don’t view myself that way. I am a normal guy, picking up the crap from the dog and scraping the BBQ and having a beer and fixing the shed out back.
Chris Hadfield
I don’t intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that so you can get in there and get yourself drunk sex before it turns unpretty and drunk sex ends with me puking and / or passing out during the act.
Kristen Ashley
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
Abraham Lincoln
My first open mic, I drank a full pitcher of beer by myself. I wasn’t afraid of being in front of people as much as, Is this funny?
Doug Stanhope
The gospel preached during every television show is ‘You only go around once in life, so get all the gusto you can.’ It is a statement about theology; it is a statement about beer. It’s lousy beer and even worse theology.
John Silber
I drink with impunity…or anyone else who invites me.
W. C. Fields
The facts are, the reality is, you can’t really enjoy it. You win a football match and by the time you get to Saturday night, having a beer or a Chinese, you’re already thinking about Monday morning, the next game.
Scott Parker
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Kinky Friedman
What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one’s wrists?
Bret Easton Ellis
Growing up, I remember thinking country music was all honky-tonks and beer and trucks – Britney Spears was my first concert.
Kelsea Ballerini
A little bit of beer is divine medicine.
Paracelsus
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Wilhelm II
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
Steven Wright
When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out.
Anthony Bourdain
Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations.
Orson Welles
Neither can embellishments of language be found without arrangement and expression of thoughts, nor can thoughts be made to shine without the light of language.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
I drink for the thirst to come.
Francois Rabelais
Why couldn’t the merciful God turn down the sunlight so it wasn’t blasting like a red furnace against his aching eyes? Because he’d worshipped the god of beer, thats why. He’d broken a commandment and worshipped the false and foamy god of beer. And now he was being punished.
Nora Roberts
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields
My mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer.
Demetri Martin
If George W. Bush is the kind of person folks might like to have a beer with, John McCain is the guy you pray you don’t get seated next to at a dinner party.
Ellen Malcolm
I did the commercials for Gillette during the World Series and at one point I had 27 different beer contracts.
Thurl Ravenscroft
If you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin
Be always drunken. Nothing else matters: that is the only question. If you would not feel the horrible burden of time weighing on your shoulders and crushing you to the earth, be drunken continually.
Charles Baudelaire
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Woody Allen
Read the best books first, or you may not have a chance to read them at all.
Henry David Thoreau
Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours.
Denis Hayes
Hana: What on Earth is a ‘barbeque’? Hel: A primitive tribal ritual featuring paper plates, elbows, flying insects, encrusted meat, hush puppies, and beer. Hana: I daren’t ask what a ‘hush puppy’ is. Hel: Don’t.
Trevanian
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.
Martin Luther
You will not be able to stay home, brother./You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out./You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,/Skip out for beer during commercials,/Because the revolution will not be televised.
Gil Scott-Heron
I always tell Phil we’re like the party poopers. If we ever get invited to a player party, between the two of us, we’re like the downers. Like, ‘Put down that beer!’ Or, ‘Should you really be eating those nachos?’
Jeanie Buss
I’ve never read a self help book… the most self-help I’ve read is on a beer mat.
Ophelia Lovibond
Americans spend more on beer than they do on books. No wonder their stomachs are bigger than their brains.
Rick Warren
Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow
Marcus Tullius Cicero
I went from a playing in a bar on a bar stool for free beer and tip money, where people weren’t paying attention to me, to now I’ve got their attention. It’s up to me to what I feed them with my music. It’s up to me how I do that. I’ve put a lot of thought into how great the songs are, and how I want people to perceive me.
Jake Owen
He only employs his passion who can make no use of his reason.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
I hight don Quixote, I live on peyote,
marijuana, morphine and cocaine.
I never know sadness, but only a madness
that burns at the heart and the brain.
I see each charwoman, ecstatic, inhuman,
angelic, demonic, divine.
Each wagon a dragon, each beer mug a flagon
that brims with ambrosial wine.
Jack Parsons
When you are on tour in the UK it takes a few hours to get anywhere. A lot of the time you can have a beer, close your eyes for two minutes, and then you are there. In the U.S. it is much more like a road trip as all the cities are so spread apart.
Kelly Jones
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Hesketh Pearson
I asked these Indians: “Do men ever make Chicha?” My question was met with gales of laughter. The women howled. Bent over in hilarity, one replied, “Men can’t brew. Chicha made by men would only make gas in the belly. You are a funny man! Beer is women’s work.”
Alan D. Eames
I simply went down there to catch up with an old mate of mine, who owns the place. He’s the one who wrote the book on the place, but no, no movie, just a beer.
Bryan Brown
The technology companies don’t understand creative things at all. Silicon Valley’s view of the creative process in Hollywood is a bunch of guys in their young thirties sitting on a couch, drinking beer, and thinking up jokes.
Steve Jobs
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields
I should like a great lake of ale, for the King of Kings. I should like the family of heaven to be drinking it through time eternal.
Brigit of Kildare
Don’t quote me on this, but if they ever manage to ban beer advertising in baseball you can kiss the national pastime goodbye.
Roger Maris
Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?
Stone Cold Steve Austin
And few hookups, if any, ever take place sober. And while wearing “beer goggles” may make people appear more attractive, it doesn’t exactly make for sexual ecstasy! There’s always been a difference between pleasure and scoring.
Michael Kimmel
I used to sit and draw in the evening with a couple of crates of beer. That makes the ideas flow.
David Linley
I’m a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don’t get it. It smells like a girl who didn’t shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.
Mads Mikkelsen
The great thing about golf – and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it – you can drink beer and ride in a cart while you play.
Dave Barry
My first pastoral letter’s gonna be a condemnation of light beer and instant mashed potatoes — I hate those two things.
Timothy M. Dolan
I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat… Insane! Insane!
Bob Livingston
My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a choir. I don’t drink anymore.
Eric Burdon
I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that I’m pounding spring water.
Brad Delson
I haven’t had a very good day. I think I might still be hung over and everyone’s dead and my root beer’s gone.
Holly Black
That’s what’s cool about working with computers. They don’t argue, they remember everything, and they don’t drink all your beer.
Paul Leary
He who knows does not speak. He who speaks does not know.
Laozi
I’m Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer.
Greg Norman
Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others.
A. A. Milne
What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer.
Joe Teti
I don’t need friends. All they do is eat your food, drink your beer, then spew your secrets the first time you do something that displeases them. No offense, but when you have as many enemies as I do, you keep your secrets under lock and key. (Solin)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
We’re wanted men, we’ll strike again, but first let’s have a beer.
Jimmy Buffett
Keep winning and get to the postseason, I won 20 games and they just dumped one beer on my head. It feels good because I’m helping my team win.
Dontrelle Willis
Sometimes I wish I’d went through those good times stone cold sober so I could remember everything,” he said, “but then again, if I had been sober the times probably wouldn’t have been worth remembering.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Nothing says “deeply in mourning” like canapГ©s and free beer.
Mira Grant
Here with my beer I sit, while golden moments flit: alas! They pass unheeded by: and as they fly, I, being dry, sit idly sipping here, my beer.
George Arnold
How much beer is in German intelligence?
Friedrich Nietzsche
The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn’t know me. They wouldn’t drink or move when I sang. If they had their glasses in mid-air, the glasses wouldn’t come down.
Ethel Waters
Veblen once asked a religious student the value of her church in kegs of beer.
Robert Heilbroner
Being hydrated is a key thing for a singer, especially if you’re spending three hours on stage five nights a week, and wine dehydrates me faster than beer.
Chris de Burgh
Why don’t we get drunk and screw?
Jimmy Buffett
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Dave Barry
I’ve drank more beer and pissed more blood and banged more women than all you numb nuts put together!
Dolph Lundgren
It’s amazing. Being clearheaded for a show, for starters. Not being reflux-y because of the amount of beer you’ve drunk.
Ladyhawke
I’m not so think as you drunk I am !
John Squire
Buy a man a beer, and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.
Charlie Papazian
There’s something very, very powerful about having a life mate that you are attracted to but then can also have a beer with.
Michael Pitt
All the buildup and hype, everything else, is foam. The game is the beer.
Marv Levy
The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it’s commercial-free.
Will Durst
There were times I felt I’d never get my life back. Am I ever going to be normal and go out with my friends and have a beer and not think I am going to wake up at 3 A. M. and have anxious thoughts about what normal people are doing?
Mardy Fish
You don’t need a gym to develop real strength. Just get an empty keg of beer and fill it with sand or water and simply pick it up, carry it in your back yard, flip it, anything just to get moving for as little as 15 minutes.
Brian Shaw
I’m a big root beer guy.
Dylan O’Brien
…I was tired of men. Hanging in doorways, standing too close, their smell of beer or fifteen-year-old whiskey. Men who didn’t come to the emergency room with you, men who left on Christmas Eve. Men who slammed the security gates, who made you love them and then changed their minds.
Janet Fitch
I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.
George Farquhar
I’d like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats.
James Hetfield
You know, nobody eats in England. three or four pints of english beer a night fills you. i can’t say i’m very impressed with the food in America. it’s all sort of bland. like turkey sandwiches.
Anne Dudley
Obviously a lot has gone on, and I feel I am different person, I haven’t had a beer since New Year’s, which is pretty big for me.
Todd Carney
If Merkel has discovered Europe in a beer tent, I can only say: better late than never. Otherwise, it was the height of hypocrisy: The chancellor sat down for a beer with CSU Chairman Horst Seehofer, the man who after the election praised Donald Trump as a very resolute man.
Martin Schulz
There is no subsititue for fishing sense, and if a man doesn’t have it, verily, he may cast like an angel and still use his creel largely to transport sandwiches and beer
John D. Voelker
Spare no expense to save money on this one.
Samuel Goldwyn
What beefsteak is to Argentina, flamenco to Spain, cool reserve and self-control in all situations to an Englishman, what vodka is to a Russian and beer to a Bavarian, what money is to a Swiss, that is outdoor-life to an Australian. It is a noble mania, better than vodka, better than cool reserve, better than money.
George Mikes
Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?
Dennis Miller
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
There is no back label with a story on a beer can.
Ely Callaway Jr.
In Belgium, the magistrate has the dignity of a prince, but by Bacchus, it is true that the brewer is king.
Emile Verhaeren
After the game, I’m a completely different person. I drink some beers with friends and try to get my mind completely off football.
Jeremy Shockey
What two ideas are more inseparable than beer and Britannia?
Sydney Smith
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
Benjamin Franklin
Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.
Oscar Wilde
You know the law, Dresden.” “He who kills the cheer springs for beer,” chanted the rest of the table.
Jim Butcher
When Richie Cunningham drank too many beers, his parents sat him down and explained their concerns. If you live on this earth, you find out that we are all the same.
Henry Winkler
How much disgruntled heaviness, lameness, dampness, how much beer is there in the German intelligence.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Drinking can not be sacramentalised except in religions which set no store on decorum. The worship of Dionysos or the Celtic god of beer was a loud and disorderly affair.
Aldous Huxley
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness – or so good as drink.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.
Samuel Goldwyn
I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I’ve lost 30 pounds.
Ernest Hemingway
A good prince will tax as lightly as possible those commodities which are used by the poorest members of society: grain, bread, beer, wine, clothing, and all other staples without which human life could not exist.
Desiderius Erasmus
Why we are here: To tremble at the terrible beauty of the stars, to shed a tear at the perfection of Beethoven’s symphonies, and to crack a cold one now and then.
David Letterman
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
Groucho Marx
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
Mark Twain
I found that a couple of bottles of beer would give me a lift, but the third bottle would sober me up.
Ethel Waters
I’ve read that the ancient Chinese art of feng shui can bring a sense of peace, well-being, and positive energy to a home – same as beer.
W. Bruce Cameron
Different drinks have different metaphorical weight. Wine’s heady, gin is poisonous, vodka’s cold, and beer is plain boring. In real life, I’m a big fan of boxed white wine, much to the dismay of my more refined friends.
Cate Marvin
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he’s a dead man. An Irishman’s stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.
Mark Twain
Listening to someone who brews their own beer is like listening to a religious fanatic talk about the day he saw the light.
Ross Murray
Politics is not really politics any more. It is run, for the most part, by Madison Avenue advertising firms, who sell politicians to the public the way they sell bars of soap or cans of beer.
Helen Caldicott
In all honesty, my favorite place to write is an anonymous, cheap hotel in a city or town where nobody knows me, the wireless service is spotty, and the adjoining gas station has coffee, beer and junk food.
Dean Bakopoulos
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Dave Barry
I am not so foolish as to murmur, if now, since I have drunk up my wine and beer, I have to put up with skimmed milk and sour.
Sigrid Undset
The first few glasses of beer were a revelation; they flushed my veins with happiness; they washed away all cares and shyness and worries. I remember thinking to myself, If I could have two pints of beer every afternoon, life would be a great happiness.
George Mackay Brown
The faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock the doors of perception.
Jeff Lindsay
America’s craft brewers know that beer, not wine, is the best beverage for accompanying a good meal.
Nancy Johnson
1lb beefstak, with 1pt bitter beer every 6 hours. 1 ten-mile walk every morning. 1 bed at 11 sharp every night. And don’t stuff your head with things you don’t understand.
Jerome K. Jerome
When you’re 25, you can eat hamburgers and pizza and drink beer and stay out all night and come out the next day and drink a couple cups of coffee and just play. If I did that today, my heart would stop and I’d need a stretcher and an IV.
Mike Piazza
The only obligation to which in advance we may hold a novel, without incurring the accusation of being arbitrary, is that it be interesting.
Henry James
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
William Shakespeare
None of my friends are big posters – we’re old school. We text, phone and meet up and have a beer or have a curry.
Troy Deeney
Everybody’s old enough for a beer, ain’t that right, Mule?
Jack Nicholson
Black music has become a commercial commodity. Live performances are not so accessible as they were previously. It use to be possible to go to the bar on the corner and hear music. It was available for a fifteen cent beer.
Archie Shepp
College isn’t the place to go for ideas.
Helen Keller
Just refrigerator efficiency saves more energy than all that we’re generating from renewables, excluding hydroelectric power… I cannot impress upon you how important energy efficiency is. It doesn’t mean you eat lukewarm food and your beers are lukewarm. You can still have it; you just make a better thing
Steven Chu
Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
Homer
How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the reading of a book.
Henry David Thoreau
Pure water is the best gifts a man can bring.
But who am I that I should have the best of anything?
Let princes revel at the pump, let peers with ponds make free,
…beer is good enough for me.
Charles Neaves, Lord Neaves
Black people drink lots of beer. However, you won’t see us skiing down a mountain for one, or see us diving for Frisbees on concrete for one.
Franklyn Ajaye
The egg creams of Avenue A in New York and the root beer float….are among the high points of American gastronomic inventiveness.
Mark Kurlansky
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
Thomas Jefferson
If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.
Demetri Martin
The mouth of a perfectly contented man is filled with beer. -Egyptian proverb, c. 2200 BCE
Tom Standage
One night I’d had some beers, and then I Googled myself and spent the night in tears.
Ginnifer Goodwin
I am for the small man who has not forgotten, for the man who loves his beer and his women and his sunlight
Charles Bukowski
Melding Staten Island history with making beer has been a dream come true.
Brian Quinn
Sometimes, I think the only art left for us is slowly peeling the label off a beer bottle while somebody tells you about a dream they had.
Lynda Barry
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Groucho Marx
I found it.” “People find pennies,” Gansey replied. “Or car keys. Or four-leaf clovers.” “And ravens,” Ronan said. “You’re just jealous ’cause” – at this point, he had to stop to regroup his beer-sluggish thoughts – “you didn’t find one, too.
Maggie Stiefvater
If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
Adam Carolla
Precious to me – it is the Dinner Bell. Oh blessed Bell! Thou bringest beef and beer.
Charles Stuart Calverley
My parents got divorced. Early and ugly. My mum was nuts so I lived with my dad. We used to play a father/son games. Pin the blame on me, rock, paper, get me another beer, casino night.
Christopher Titus
I’m Catholic and I can’t commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.
Jack Kerouac
We’ll go out and we’ll be playing in front of 15,000 people and say, ‘Hey, we’re going to do three new songs from something we just recorded’ and 5,000 people get up and go get a hot dog and a beer and they don’t come back until they hear the opening strings of ‘The Joker’ or ‘Fly Like an Eagle.’
Steve Miller
stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.
Charles Bukowski
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
Mark Twain
My first commercial was for Miller High Life beer.
Casey Kasem
I don’t think that there is a beer summit in the cards for me at the White House.
Rick Santelli
My family sits around and tells all these amazing stories of pirates and the wa. Then one day I’m having a beer after shooting an episode of ‘Thank God You’re Here,’ and started telling Dave Hughes some stories, and he said, ‘You’ve gotta turn this into a book.’
Anh Do
I don’t consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.
James Franco
I do not drink more than a sponge.
Francois Rabelais
People in the street will either call me ‘Prime Minister’ or ‘Justin.’ We’ll see how that goes. But when I’m working, when I’m with my staff in public, I’m ‘Prime Minister.’ I say that if we’re drinking beer out of a bottle, and you can see my tattoos, you should be comfortable calling me ‘Justin.’
Justin Trudeau
The British brand is so popular particularly in the US that they put the union jack flag on top of beer bottles because it sells.
Liz Truss
I’ve been in some small parades where they have turned down some side street and a few people are sitting on the curb with a ham sandwich and a beer. Waving to them is like walking into a living room and waving.
Judy Norton
If an idea’s worth having once, it’s worth having twice.
Tom Stoppard
All I can really tell you about my father is that he did odd things like put tin foil on a bottle of beer after having a few sips, then put it in the refrigerator to perhaps have on another night.
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer… Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
Bill Watterson
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill
When the beer is gone, so are they — flexing their cars on up the boulevard.
Amy Hempel
Wine has class. I love wine. The drier, the better. But beer? I just can’t do it.
Margo Martindale
I let my drinking do the talking.
Humphrey Bogart
I’d give my goddamned soul for just a glass of beer.
Jack Nicholson
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
Groucho Marx
I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
William Shakespeare
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that’s not so bad; but New York City?
Henny Youngman
We didn’t have a garage to rehearse in. We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a chance to play in a beer joint, and that’s how it started.
Charlie Daniels
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says “You’ve been brought here for drinking.” The drunk says “Okay, let’s get started.
Henny Youngman
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
Richard Burton
Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean…Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
Gerard Way
Europeans are much more serious than we are in America because they think that a good place to discuss intellectual matters is a beer party.
Richard P. Feynman
We would sit in the living room, drink a case of Busch beer, and throw the empty cans into the kitchen for no reason whatsoever, beyond the fact that it was the most overtly irresponsible way for any two people to live.
Chuck Klosterman
Beer, well respected and rightly consumed, can be a gift of God. It is one of his mysteries, which it was his delight to conceal and the glory of kings to search out. And men enjoy it to mark their days and celebrate their moments and stand with their brothers in the face of what life brings.
Stephen Mansfield
We shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness.
Ernest Thesiger
You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
Jeff Foxworthy
Jane Austen’s books, too, are absent from this library. Just that one omission alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn’t a book in it.
Mark Twain
You’re getting into some kind of shape, cop.” Aw, come on, now.” Butch grinned. “Don’t let that shower we took go to your head.” Rhage fired a towel at the male. “Just pointing out your beer gut’s gone.” It was a Scotch pot. And I don’t miss it.
J.R. Ward
Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn’t it? What’s worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you’ve had some beer.
Steven Hall
British Beatitudes! … Beer, beef, business, bibles, bulldogs, battleships, buggery and bishops.
James Joyce
I’m one who will go and have a beer with my pals on a Sunday afternoon. I’ll go on a Friday night and have an hour with my pals, lads that I’ve knocked about with for 20-25 years.
Chris Wilder
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
Tom Stoppard
Good peoВ­ple drink good beer. В Just look around any pubВ­lic barВ­room and you will see: Bad peoВ­ple drink bad beer. В Think aboutВ it.
Hunter S. Thompson
I try to describe how I feel about this, about being closer and closer to the top of WWE, things like Madison Square Garden and to share a beer with ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin and to get a win over AJ Styles it’s almost like sensory overload, everything is happening so fast.
Cedric Alexander
Yes, sir. I’m a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.
Billy Carter
He asked if I was a songwriter, and I said yeah, that I was in town because I’d won this contest. He said, okay, then he was gonna play me his hit, and started singing ‘When it’s time to relax, one beer stands clear… ‘
Arthur Godfrey
When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer I purchased
With a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was seventeen
Homer
Our fans would never waste good beer by pouring it on us.
Jeff Gordon
The troubles of our proud and angry dust are from eternity, and shall not fail. Bear them we can, and if we can we must. Shoulder the sky, my lad, and drink your ale.
A. E. Housman
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
George Bernard Shaw
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
Lord Byron
‘J’eet jet?’ is still the standard way for a Pittsburgher to ask if you’re ready for a meal, but the meal itself is no longer limited to chipped ham and an Iron City beer.
Bill Dedman
Note, that yeast of good Beer, is better then that of Ale.
Kenelm Digby
An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.
Confucius
She was luxuriously tired and her muscles felt sore from the unaccustomed strain of riding astride. Nothing had ever tasted so good as the cool golden ale she swallowed from a pewter tankard. She slept deeply that night and longer than she had intended.
Kathleen Winsor
First there was a young guy sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother, then there was an older fatter person sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother.
William S. Burroughs
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
John Huston
The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.
Art Donovan
People always ask us, ‘Hey, is there going to be a ‘Beerfest 2′?’ I don’t know if I have another beer joke in me.
Jay Chandrasekhar
Among environmentalists sharing two or three beers, the notion is quite common that if only some calamity could wipe out the entire human race, other species might once again have a chance.
Richard Conniff
Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you’re on the road, never take more than four glasses of beer a day or play higher than a twenty-five-cent limit.
O. Henry
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war.
Frederick The Great
Knowing I lov’d my books, he furnish’d me From mine own library with volumes that I prize above my dukedom.
William Shakespeare
Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That’s who buys the beer.
Felix Sabates
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
Oscar Wilde
A hundred years ago, concerts were far more come-what-may – people played cards, drank beer and appreciated the music. If we go some way towards restoring that spirit, I’ll be happy.
Charles Hazlewood
My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts – with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist – outside on the church lawn.
Tori Amos
The love of learning, the sequestered nooks, And all the sweet serenity of books.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
We were sitting on the bus one day and there were 5 of us hanging out. There was only one beer left in the cooler and we actually all took a little cup and split it. It was a pathetic day in a rock and roll when five grown men have to be sitting there sharing a beer.
Zakk Wylde
Pink champagne — that’s the kind of life we’ve both been used to. It might be a little difficult to — do you like beer?
Deborah Kerr
The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken.
Homer
I’m dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done.
Brian Clough
When we did the sign outside, we did not do the cigarette or the mug of beer because it was going to be outside. I wasn’t sure if the city would object.
John Gates
Instead of water we got here a draught of beer, a lumberer’s drink, which would acclimate and naturalize a man at once,-which would make him see green, and, if he slept, dream that he heard the wind sough among the pines.
Henry David Thoreau
I’d give a hundred dollars for a cold beer.
Joe Dugan
I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it’s a little different
Tre Cool
Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.
Charles Bukowski
Note to self on waking. Lay off the beer on an empty stomach. This dream is even more screwed up than the time I had a donkey and a corkscrew. (Aiden) Donkey and a corkscrew? (Leta) I don’t know you well enough to fill you in on those details. (Aiden)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Gimme a pigfoot and a bottle of beer.
Janis Joplin
He was a wise man who invented beer.
Unknown
All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.
Denis Leary
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people’s.
Oscar Wilde
In typical sailing races a long time ago, you’d come in and go out, and the first thing you’d do is probably have a cold beer. The first thing we do now is have a protein shake and our recovery drink.
James Spithill
The baby sits in front of MTV watching violent fantasies, while Dad guzzles beer with his favorite sport only to find his heroes all coked up.
Lou Reed
In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer – the wealth, prestige and grandeur that went with the power.
A. J. P. Taylor
We brewers don’t make beer, we just get all the ingredients together and the beer makes itself.
Fritz Maytag
I would think beer and football go hand in hand.
Will Ferrell
Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin
Religions change; beer and wine remain.
Hervey Allen
Marijuana is to rock and roll what beer is to baseball, so imagine if they took away beer at the ballgame.
Jesse Ventura
If you’re sad and you like beer, I’m your lady, … The Saddest Music in the World.
Isabella Rossellini
Downhill’s the future of the sport. Cross-country’s not geared for TV. Some fat guy watching it with a beer in one hand and potato chips in the other is going to say, I can do that. America likes to see people crash.
Missy Giove
I’ve never been drunk. I’ve never even had a beer.
Davey Havok
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Johnny Carson
If you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Dean Martin
Beer was the driving force that led nomadic mankind into village life. It was this appetite for beer-making material that led to crop cultivation, permanent settlement and agriculture.
Alan D. Eames
Across the troubled maelstrom of time, people always need a beer.
Ellen Kushner
I said no to having a beer. I once had a beer with my brother when I was twelve, and I just didn’t like it. It’s really that simple for me. [pp.37]
Stephen Chbosky
Beer is an improvement on water itself.
Grant Johnson
I don’t like the word ‘alcoholic’. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.
Chelsea Handler
Let me finish my beer.” (Stark) “Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian)
Richard Kadrey
I drink alone. Yeah, with nobody else. You know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.
George Thorogood
Jeb Bush cheated on his diet and had a fried Snickers bar, pork on a stick, and a beer. Jeb Bush said he ate it so at least he could see some of his numbers go up.
Conan O’Brien
I can completely lose myself into just absolutely satisfying things – a really amazing cheeseburger, a pizza, good fries, a beer. I enjoy being comfortable and eating whatever the hell I like. It’s a big thing for me, just having the freedom to be able to do that.
Channing Tatum
I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the rest of my life I’d never take a job in a place where you couldn’t throw cigarette butts on the floor. I was hooked on this writing for newspapers and magazines.
Jimmy Breslin
After a theatre run, it took me a long time to start drinking again during the day.
Morgan Jones
President Obama had beer with four unemployed construction workers. And Obama asked the guys what was it like to lose their jobs, and they were like, ‘Oh, you’ll see.’
Jimmy Fallon
John and I would go and have a couple of quiet beers, just to sit down and chew the fat. And he’d talk about Cynthia and how much he missed her
Pete Best
I know how to create and make people feel something. Honestly, if I didn’t do this, I would just have some minimum-wage job in New Mexico, and I would go out on the weekends and make just enough money to pay my insurance and pay for a couple beers, and that would be it.
Freddie Prinze, Jr.
In the end, art is small beer. The really serious things are earning one’s living so as not to be a parasite and loving one’s neighbor.
W. H. Auden
I’ve done stuff with Bud Light, but do I want to take on a beer sponsor knowing most of my community is younger kids who can’t drink? There are still a lot of people over 21 who watch. You’re never going to hit your exact target audience.
Ninja
Engineers love pretending to be beer snobs.
Sarah Cooper
If one intends to make beer from oats, it is prepared with hops.
Hildegard of Bingen
I won’t give up what I enjoy to look perfect. I want to find a happy medium between feeling good about my body and still having a beer and some barbecue.
Miranda Lambert
I definitely feel closer to the feminine side of the human being than I do the male – or the American idea of what a male is supposed to be. Just watch a beer commercial and you’ll see what I mean.
Kurt Cobain
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there’s my personal favorite, the male ego.
Roseanne Barr
You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer.
Frank Zappa
I know I looked skinnier in The House Bunny, but thanks to my diet of beer and doughnuts, I’m back to my fightin’ weight!’
Anna Faris
I’m off for a quiet pint – followed by fifteen noisy ones.
Gareth Chilcott
At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets.
Oscar Wilde
I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence.
J. R. R. Tolkien
There’s such a good vibe in Minneapolis. You’ve got an upscale downtown, and yet people aren’t afraid to sit around the fire pit in the middle of winter and drink a beer. It’s amazing.
Philip Winchester
Don’t complain about being unable to afford high-quality local food when your grocery cart is full of beer, cigarettes, and People magazine.
Joel Salatin
There’s nothing better than a cold beer.
Kelvin Fletcher
Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal.
J. R. Moehringer
Life ain’t all beer and skittles.
Thomas Chandler Haliburton
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henny Youngman
Leave no stone unturned.
Euripides
…the sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal, or two friends talking over a pint of beer, or a man alone reading a book that interests him…” – C.S. Lewis: Weight of Glory
C. S. Lewis
One more drink and I’d have been under the host.
Dorothy Parker
High thoughts must have high language.
Aristophanes
What’s drinking? A mere pause from thinking!
Lord Byron
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
W. C. Fields
Let me assure you that I am not satisfied making $40-$50 million on the same volume of beer (as) CUB sells.
Trevor O’Hoy
I found a place under a bridge in Goa where you could have fresh crab and beer. It was nothing complicated, but delicious.
Gemma Chan
The man who called it “near beer” was a bad judge of distance.
Philander Chase Johnson
It is not the drinker, but the man who has just stopped drinking, who thinks the world is going to the dogs.
H. L. Mencken
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.
Ashley Purdy
I just want to tailgate, drink beer, and hang out in the middle of nowhere in a pick-up truck. That’s my ideal date.
Ronda Rousey
Hey, I’m for love, not war. How about we have a beer?
Mel Gibson
It’s the same things your whole life. ‘Clean up your room!’, ‘Stand up straight!’, ‘Pick up your feet!’, ‘Take it like a man!’, ‘Be nice to your sister!’, ‘Don’t mix beer and wine, ever!’. Oh yeah, ‘Don’t drive on the railroad track!’
Philip Connors
We have to get families back in the game, get back where Saturday night, everything stops. A case of beer comes out and a bottle of rye and anyone who comes to the house, they better want to watch hockey.
Bobby Hull
I don’t give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
Mark Twain
When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?
J. P. Donleavy
Basically, little Madison Beer in sixth grade was major, major Belieber status. I literally was obsessed with Justin. I wasn’t crazy-crazy, but I was a big fan of his.
Madison Beer
I get anxiety from a noise or some scuffling at the side of the stage. I hear stories all the time, from as minor as Dillon Francis getting smacked in the head with a flying beer can to Dimebag Darrell.
Deadmau5
Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied with science.
Yann Martel
I haven’t had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I’m tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass.
Craig Ferguson
Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck – which I do – and drinks beer and puts ’em in a litter bag. A redneck’s one that rides around in a truck and drinks beer and throws ’em out the window.
Billy Carter
There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.
Charles Dickens
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx
I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking.
James Gould Cozzens
If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo.
Chris Jericho
Societies tend to presume that poor people are unable to handle money. If they had any, people reason, the poor and homeless would probably spend it on fast food and cheap beer, not on fruit or education.
Rutger Bregman
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Robert Benchley
Draft beer, not people.
Bob Dylan
Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason; they made no such demand upon those who wrote them.
Charles Caleb Colton
Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.
W. H. Davies
I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really – like a beer that’s been in a brawl.
David Justice
And malt does more than Milton can to justify God’s ways to man.
A. E. Housman
I’m not a real gadgety person. But bottle opener is probably the gadget I can’t live without. Actually, I can open a bottle of beer pretty easily without it, but wine is always too much of a pain in the (rear) to open that up. So a corkscrew is probably the gadget that I can’t live without.
Dave Matthews
I went to about one frat party a year. A year seemed to be enough time for me to forget how much I didn’t like frat parties, and my friends would eventually convince me to go to one. Cheap beer, guys looking for a quick hook-up, and girls playing ‘dumb’ to get in on the hook-up. I just never got into it.
Danica McKellar
Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets.
Dudley Moore
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
Genius without education is like silver in the mine.
Benjamin Franklin
We’re just going to go straight beer. No sense in diluting it.
Robert Gibbs
I cannot stand beer. But I love wine.
Felicity Jones
I’m only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don’t like beer.
George Bernard Shaw
If beer got any lighter you could raise goldfish in it.
Jerry Adler
No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.
Frederick Banting
I used to go to the pub every day and drink five pints of beer and then think, ‘What is it that’s making me put on weight?’
Gregg Wallace
I’m a firm believer, and some people may disagree, and I’m happy to have a beer with them and talk about it, but I believe that locations are such an integral character to the movie.
Greig Fraser
Cerevisiam Bibat! (drink beer for health)
Hildegard of Bingen
Beer is a wholesome liquor…..it abounds with nourishment
Benjamin Rush
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
William Butler Yeats
Beer soothes the upset soul.
Thomas E. Mann
I’m not a super carbonated guy: some people like drinking their beer like it’s a champagne, right? It’s not my vibe.
Dylan Sprouse
You’re like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.
Rod Stewart
One would think America big enough to set aside wilderness preserves for the many of our citizens who seek to escape the incessant crowd, to search for solace in solitude amidst a sanctuary far removed from the banality of beer ads and cigarette commercials.
Frank Church
Let me just say that it is super wierd throwing your own bash at a conference instead of just leaching off everyone else’s, but hey, free beer, right?
Rob Malda
There was a year straight where every weekend, I went to at least one bar mitzvah or bat mitzvah, and we would all go, and it was a lot of fun. We sneak some beer; we’d hang out; we would try to get with girls and not. And usually we’d just end up hanging out together alone.
Seth Rogen
There are a lot of carbs in beer.
Steve Smith
They didn’t trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says ‘A Fine Pilsner Beer’ on the label. It is a crime.
Michael Jackson
I booked time in Philly Sound, which is an old church in south Philly that has a studio to the side of it that holds about 350 people. On the radio, we announced a free gig, bought about three kegs of beer. That got the audience slightly off of their legs, and we rocked the house.
John Waite
You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer, good cigars, and ancient whiskey – the sacred incense of the drinking man.
Bruce Aidells
I write what I like to write. Those who like to listen to it, listen to it. And the ones who don’t, watch football and drink beer, jog, go to discos and so forth. I never claimed to be a man for all seasons.
Frank Zappa
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Wilhelm
Let no man thirst for good beer.
Samuel Adams
Ric Flair is the greatest guy ever. He just wants to hang out, have a beer, and tell stories. He’s the coolest. I’ve never met The Rock though.
Bill Burr
Books and beer are the best and worst defense.
Sherman Alexie
There are more old drunkards than old physicians.
Francois Rabelais
I only drink wine, beer, and champagne. I’ve never had hard liquor, I’ve never had a whiskey drink in my life. I just don’t like it.
Zoya Akhtar
Cold beer is bottled God.
Dylan Thomas
Oh,Elizabeth, your justice would freeze beer.
Arthur Miller
Nature, like Maimonides said, is mainly a good place to throw beer cans on Sunday afternoons.
Edward Abbey
If I’m having a fancy glass of champagne, I’ll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.
Kristen Schaal
Paul Newman’s an old friend of ours out of Cleveland, Ohio. He used to sit around our house. He’s the only man I’ve ever known to drink a case of beer all by himself. That’s talent in a way.
Lew Wasserman
If you can drink beer while doing it, it’s not a sport
Andrew McMahon
So long as a man attends to his business the public does not count his drinks. When he fails they notice if he takes even a glass of root beer.
Corra May Harris
Every job in the world has some built-in boredom. No man can stay excited about something every minute he is doing it. Routine is as necessary to life as water is to beer; it is the base that holds the flavors and spices together.
E. L. Konigsburg
At fourteen or fifteen, I decided to earn my living when I grew up playing drums made from wooden beer kegs and leading a group called Keg Brando and His Kegliners. We organized a little band, but it didn’t last long and didn’t make any money.
Marlon Brando
When I was covering games, and this is back in the ’60s, you’d go into the manager’s office. I can still visualize Earl Weaver from the Baltimore Orioles. I can just see Earl now in his underwear… with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other, holding court. And that was the way it was done then.
Frank Deford
Obama doesn’t seem like a burger and a beer kind of guy. I have to say, I don’t find that problematic at all.
Anna Quindlen
If you had a Ministry box set under your Christmas tree, wrapped in paper, ‘From Beer to Eternity’ is the bow that goes around the present, you know what I mean?
Al Jourgensen
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Lily Tomlin
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
My father? A hard drinking man from the 70’s. We actually have no pictures of my dad where he is not holding a beer. Weddings, Funerals, Water Skiing, Parent-Teacher Conference. When I got sick around him as a kid growing up, he’d always warm me up a shot of 100 proof whiskey. Never got sick… that I can remember.
Christopher Titus
The most frustrating thing for musicians who want to play stuff from the new album is when everyone goes out to buy a beer.
Joe Elliott
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
We’ve shared good (times)
We’ve shared good fries
We’ve shared good (beers)
But never goodbyes…
Till now
Mind how you go, good buddy
John Walter Bratton
I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered.
W. H. Auden
My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer.
Mike Myers
I like writing songs. I like the camarderie of the and. I like touring. I love playing bass. And then there’s free beer.
Keanu Reeves
On victory, you deserve beer. On defeat, you need it.
Napoleon Bonaparte
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny Youngman
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx
The heart which grief hath cankered, Hath one unfailing remedy – the Tankard.
Charles Stuart Calverley
I was never able to have three of four beers. One’s too many, and ten just ain’t enough. Basically it’s the way I’ve been since high school.
John Daly
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
Winston Churchill
There is nothing in your budget for joy. No books, no flowers, no music, not even a cold beer. And there is nothing in your budget to give away to someone else. We don’t help people who don’t have better values than you do.
Robert Fulghum
I was 35 years old and not in the best of shape. I spent many late nights playing music, drinking beer, and eating Taco Bell.
Bryan Hayes
Boughs have their fruit and blossom
At all times of the year;
Rivers are running over
With red beer and brown beer.
William Butler Yeats
Imagine Jon Stewart if he gave a damn. He’s like Howard Zinn after 12 beers.
David Swanson
Medalla is Puerto Rico’s national treasure, as I call it. It’s a Puerto Rican national beer – a great light beer for a beach day.
Pedro Capo
It’s always strange being a kid on the set, because you’re treated like an equal when you’re working. But then when you break, the
other actors go back to their trailers to take naps and drink beer, and I have to, like, go do school.
Natalie Portman
With sport went beer drinking and gambling – until recently restricted by the wowsers, but part of that code of mateship of men, that necessity constantly to demonstrate masculine sameness, which provided one of the most flattening sources of uniformity.
Donald Horne
Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.
Don Marquis
I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.
Josh Duhamel
Usually, I’m on the bus by now, having a beer and waiting for everyone else. This is cutting into my beer time.
Craig Berube
Sometimes supporting is difficult because a lot of people go to a gig to see the main act and to have a beer and a chat with their mates, so a lot of the time, even if you were John Lennon, would not listen to you.
Passenger
I’ve met Dick Syron. I like the guy. He’s a man’s man kind of character, a real charmer, the kind of guy you’d want to have a beer with, as well as being an economist of considerable repute.
Gary Weiss
It’s a fair wind that blew men to ale.
Washington Irving
Usually when I see Matthew [McConaughey] at a show, he’ll be down in front with his shirt off with two beers just going mental, lit up and having an amazing time.
Ian Astbury
I’ve been performing since 1955. I’m going to have to keep performing till I die because I’m not going to die in some rocking chair with a big ol’ beer belly.
Dick Dale
How’d you like to gaze at a beer can throughout eternity? It might not be so bad. There’d be nothing to fear.
Philip K. Dick
I use no Porter … in my family, but such as is made in America: both these articles may now be purchased of an excellent quality.
George Washington
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
W. C. Fields
I cannot live without books.
Thomas Jefferson
We call it drunk philosophy. You have a few beers and you become a lot smarter.
Kenny Chesney
You can cover a great deal of country in books.
Andrew Lang
I think a man can keep on drinking for centuries, he’ll never die; especially wine or beer…I like drunkards, man, because drunkards, they come out of it, and they’re sick and they spring back, they spring back and forth…If I hadn’t been a drunkard, I probably would have committed suicide long ago.
Charles Bukowski
Oh Beer! Oh Hodgson, Guinness, Allsop, Bass! Names that should be on every infant’s tongue! Shall days and months and years and centuries pass, And still your merits be unrecked, unsung?
Charles Stuart Calverley
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!
Dean Martin
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.
Charles Bukowski
In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer.
Dave Barry
The battle thing is very important in hip-hop, but at the same time, I want to sit down and have a beer and listen to Rakim.
Pharoahe Monch
Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all day and I can lift weights and you’re going to pay me for this!
Zakk Wylde
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Ambrose Bierce
But if at church they would give some ale. And a pleasant fire our souls to regale. We’d sing and we’d pray all the live long day, Nor ever once from the church to stray.
William Blake
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
John Belushi
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people.
William Butler Yeats
This is all thousands of years old. It’s the same the world over. Anyone who has ever walked upright has loved beer, celebrated over it, told talks over it, hatched plots over it, courted over it. It’s what we do as a species. It’s what makes us human. We brew.
Alan D. Eames
Bangkok’s street food culture may have recently been forced to clean up its act but personally, we think there’s nothing better than a steaming bowl of noodles eaten within tripping distance of traffic, washed down with a cold beer, of course.
Melissa Leong
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
Ron White
I wasn’t a great student, C average. I was pretty shy, but I drank a lot of beer.
Kenny Chesney
Keeping some calorie-dense food in your diet-whether it is meat, pasta, beer, or cake-allows you to reach satiety more quickly and easily. And this will keep you from feeling deprived.
Mark Bittman
At first I thought, beer’s nasty. Then I found IPAs. They’re delicious.
Michael Chandler
Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I’ll be fine.
Jimmy Buffett
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Ingrid Bergman
We’ve had drive-by shootings. I’ve been spat on, slapped, shot at. One guy tried to stab me with a broken beer bottle. But the way we look at it, if people do the worst they can, we’ll still wake up in glory.
Troy Perry
I still like to think I have a pretty good laugh with the other guys in the dressing room and still enjoy a beer and the odd night out.
Joe Root
Anheuser-Busch gives two free cases of beer to its employees at all of its parks, like Busch Gardens. That’s a comforting thought the next time you’re getting ready to get on the roller coaster!
Jay Leno
This ball was so crowded that it took me – a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area – forty five minutes to get a beer.
Dave Barry
After a snowstorm is the best time to be in the woods, because all the empty beer and soda cans and candy wrappers disappear, and you don’t have to try as hard to be in another time. Plus there’s just something beautiful about walking on snow that nobody else has walked on.
Carol Rifka Brunt
Oh I have been to Ludlow fair, and left my necktie God knows where. And carried half way home, or near, pints and quarts of Ludlow beer.
A. E. Housman
I’ve been going long enough to prove what I wanted to prove, to get the girl I wanted to get, to make the money I wanted to make, to drink all the beer I wanted to drink. I’ve played – not exactly everywhere, but I’ve played enough places.
Joe Perry
They’re drinkin’ home brew from a wooden cup. The folks were dancin’ there got all shook up.
Chuck Berry
I read part of it all the way through.
Samuel Goldwyn
To live with integrity in an unjust society we must work for justice. To walk with integrity through a landscape strewn with beer cans, we must stop and pick them up.
Starhawk
Your very silence shows you agree.
Euripides
It may be healthier to eat beer and franks with cheer and thanks, than to eat sprouts and bread with doubts and dread.
John Robbins
Trash can!” Pritkin cursed and grabbed one, just about the time everything I’d eaten that night paid a repeat visit. Whiskey, pizza, milk shake, beer-and a lone, half-dissolved gummy bear, which was a surprise, since I couldn’t actually recall having eaten any. Fun times.
Karen Chance
You know, nobody eats in England. Three or four pints of English beer a night fills you. I can’t say I’m very impressed with the food in America. it’s all sort of bland. Like turkey sandwiches.
Anne Dudley
It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.
Martin Luther
I had my own youth. I had fun playing in the amateurs, going out with my friends on the weekend, drinking a beer, that sort of thing.
Jaap Stam
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
Adrian Rogers
Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer.
Koko Taylor
If someone doubts our right to exist – be it on the hills of Umm al-Fahem or in Munich’s beer halls, in Gaza’s crowded streets or in the thick woods of Babi Yar – it’s their problem. Proud states do not break into wails and crawl under the carpet when they discover someone doesn’t love them.
Yair Lapid
There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard of SCTV.
Rick Moranis
Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution!
Dan Castellaneta
Shoulder the sky, my lad, and drink your ale.
A. E. Housman
I liked the taste of beer, its live, white lather, its brass-bright depths, the sudden world through the wet-brown walls of the glass, the tilted rush to the lips and the slow swallowing down to the lapping belly, the salt on the tongue, the foam at the corners.
Dylan Thomas
You despise books; you whose lives are absorbed in the vanities of ambition, the pursuit of pleasure or indolence; but remember that all the known world, excepting only savage nations, is governed by books.
Voltaire
it’s 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary.
Hunter S. Thompson
The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter.
Harlan Coben
I remember my father making many things. Once we made a shed, and a man in the village came along to help. After a couple of glasses of beer, he said, ‘Give me a tape measure and I’ll make it by eye,’ and the result was so beautiful.
David Linley
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
Brian O’Rourke
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Oscar Levant
I first started in tech when one of my friends and I decided it was a good opportunity to start a company while we were in school because we had almost no opportunity cost. Our opportunity cost was playing ‘World of Warcraft’ and drinking beer. We thought it was a good time to try something.
Justin Kan
Fashion, at modern time, was actually a way for women to go out in the world. There was one painting of a woman sitting at a cafГ©, drinking a beer by herself and kind of pretending to read but really watching people, that sort of thing. It fascinated me.
Kim Gordon
Beer was not made to be moralised about, but to be drunk.
Theodore Maynard
I think all it really takes for different people to get along is a common rooting interest and a few beers.
Matthew Quick
I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
Emo Philips
But a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986).
Corey Haim
Everybody is using coffee. If possible, this must be prevented. My people must drink beer.
Frederick The Great
My idea of working out is drinking whiskey – instead of beer.
Travis Fimmel
When a glass sits on a table here, people don’t wonder if it’s half filled or half empty. They just hope it’s good beer.
Sherman Alexie
It was darkly rumoured that the butler, regarding him with favour such as that stern man had never shown before to mortal boy, had sometimes mingled porter with his table beer to make him strong.
Charles Dickens
In 1984, Jim Koch used his family’s lager recipe to start Boston Beer Company, which has since become the largest ‘craft’ brewer in the country. He brews Samuel Adams, a rich lager named after the American revolutionary that comes with the tagline, ‘Take pride in your beer.’
Elizabeth Flock
I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach.
Rebecca Miller
I’d tried to straighten him out, but there’s only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer.
David Sedaris
I’m not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Noel Coward
Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
The Puritanical nonsense of excluding children and therefore to some extent women from pubs has turned these places into mere boozing shops instead of the family gathering places that they ought to be.
George Orwell
Since the outbreak of war, there has been in our country a steady increase in the consumption of spirits, wine and beer. It is estimated that in dollar volume, the annual outlay is now practically double what it was before the war.
William Lyon Mackenzie King
Tender and sweet, Manila clams partner well with a wide variety of foods – white wine, sake, beer, butter, leeks, fresh herbs, roasted peppers, olives, and wild mushrooms, to name a few.
Tom Douglas
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.
Stephen Colbert
Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers.
Michael Jackson
Out of nowhere, Valek appeared before me, yelling in my ear, shaking my shoulders. Stupidly, belatedly, I realized he was the drunk. Who else but Valek could win a fight against four large men when armed only with a beer mug?
Maria V. Snyder
I met my old lover on the street last night. She seemed so glad to see me, I just smiled. Then we talked about some old times and we drank ourselves some beers, still crazy after all these years.
Paul Simon
My favorite thing is always a nice, inexpensive draft beer, but if someone wants something a little more complicated than that, then I’d like a Michelada, which is where I take beer and a little bit of either a spicy or not-so-spicy Bloody Mary, mix it like six to one [ratio], so it’s kind of a red beer.
Mario Batali
Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.
Cathy Hopkins
I’m gaining weight the right way: I’m drinking beer.
Johnny Damon
I do like beer, but lately I’ve started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don’t get the alcohol, so that’s a good alternative also.
Mike Ditka
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Dave Barry
I remember when I was a kid rugby players were some big guys that drunk a lot of beer but now they have proper training programs and diets and all that. And the pioneers of all that is bodybuilding.
Dorian Yates
I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world.
Bill Lee
When in doubt tell the truth.
Mark Twain
You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
Jeff Foxworthy
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Oscar Wilde
Ideally, brewers interpret history, and through science they create art.
Don Spencer
Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. “What’s that, is it moving, get it!! It’s a nun! Fry her!! Fry her!”
Dylan Moran
I don’t think I’m a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some women I do hate.
Lewis Grizzard
I don’t go to the gym or practice yoga. And the closest thing I have to a nutritionist is the Carlsberg Beer Company. I just have the appetite of a pigeon.
Colin Farrell
How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you bloody well feel like it.
Edward Abbey
So how as a nation can we sit around and eat Mexican food, and drink beer and make friends? That’s the question. If we can do that on a broader scale, I think we’ll come out of it all right.
Sandra Day O’Connor
They were actually pills to make slimming easier for you. We used to take them with a couple of beers. They made you just a little speedy. But you can’t compare it to speed from today or cocaine or anything. It’s just baby food compared to that.
Astrid Kirchherr
I don’t have a nice singing voice! Particularly if I’ve had a few beers, that’s when I’ll get up and go on the karaoke. I’ll usually try to murder a Frank Sinatra song like ‘My Way’. In my head I sound exactly like him, but when you watch the footage back, evidently not!
Danny Miller
The reality is that beer still outsells wine and spirits combined, and makes up 60 of all alcoholic beverage occasions. It’s important to keep beer fun, relevant and in step with the changing preferences of adults who enjoy beer.
Pat McGauley
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.
Frederick The Great
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Ogden Nash
I want to go to a place where I can go to a football game, take off my shirt, paint my chest and major in beer.
Andrew Ferguson
If a tax on malt would raise the price of beer, a tax on bread must raise the price of bread.
David Ricardo
I hate wine. I like beer!
Rex Ryan
I have a personal ritual. Just like 10 minutes before a show, I’ll open a beer, just so it feels like I’ve just arrived at a party. I have a few sips, then we go on stage.
Ed Robertson
Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better.
Langston Hughes
From the very beginning I started with a beer and a cigarette because I couldn’t figure out what to do with my hands. So usually I have a beer and cigarette and that’s what I was doing with my hands because that looked natural and felt good.
Ron White
Beer is God’s way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
There’s nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves.
Dave Grohl
Will I still get a slice of pizza? Will I drink a beer or two? Absolutely. You still have to live, but I try to do things in moderation.
Adam Vinatieri
Life’s not all beer and skittles
Radclyffe Hall
Everybody thinks I drink beer but I actually like cider!
Prince William
Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I’m an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a beer?
Rachel Caine
The man that isn’t jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking.
Euripides
One of the coolest things to me about going to a show is you look over, and the guy next to you is sitting there drinking a beer and he’s wearing a Donkeys t-shirt. And you’re like, “Dude, I love The Donkeys.”
Craig Finn
There were no tourists. Beer was illegal. There was only government television and no television on Thursdays or in the summer.
Aslaug Magnusdottir
The food thing is crazy to me. In this town the beer thing is also crazy to me. Frankly even with Brightest Young Things, it’s such a celebration of [beer and food], all this stuff. I don’t think it’s bad or evil, but there’s something out of bounds. It’s like, “A bar opened!” Who cares? Think about that.
Ian MacKaye
Nothing quenches the thirst like a wheat beer, or sharpens the appetite like an India pale ale. Nothing goes as well with seafood as a dry porter or stout, or accompanies chocolate like an imperial stout. Nothing soothes like a barleywine. These are just a few of the specialty styles of beer.
Michael Jackson
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
Will Rogers
If all else fails immortality can always be assured by adequate error.
John Kenneth Galbraith
A real man would never cry in public unless he was watching a movie in which a heroic dog died to save its master.Or if Heidi klum unbuttoned her blouse. Or he accidently dropped a full case of beer.
Allan Pease
Never allow a child to spend all of his allowance. Insist that he set aside a certain amount of money every week and put it in a safe place, where you can get it if you need to buy beer.
Dave Barry
I was sitting at a friend’s place in Michigan on vacation, having a beer on the patio. I was a little hefty. I said to myself: “Okay, I’m going to finish this weekend off strong, then after that I’m going to shut her down. I’m going to start taking better care of myself.”
Chris Pronger
I used to drink a lot of beer, but I was just getting fat as can be. Now that we’ve had a little success, I can afford to drink wine.
Tom DeLonge
I can’t actually read interviews with thesps now because they’re almost always fantastically predictable, the men especially. Actors are forever stressing their ordinariness, their beer and football-loving commitments.
Peter York
I don’t drink beer, and I don’t drink at home.
James Murphy
Put it back in the horse!
H. Allen Smith
The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That’s your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg.
Timothy Olyphant
No, no, I’m a lowbrow. I read [Dostoevsky] more out of obligation than enjoyment. For enjoyment, for me, it’s a beer and the football game.
Woody Allen
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written.
Oscar Wilde
For so many years, I was trying to beat my hair into submission, trying to get it to look like someone else’s hair, and I didn’t know how. I remember going through a phase where I even put beer in my hair, because I was told that would make it smooth and curly.
Tracee Ellis Ross
Life is with such all beer and skittles.
They are not difficult to please
About their victuals.
Charles Stuart Calverley
Deep-seated preferences cannot be argued about – you cannot argue a man into liking a glass of beer.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
The average billboard has no more than eight words. It takes a lot of effort to make a beer, rice, or shampoo seem special in eight words.
David Droga
I know of a brewer who sells more of his beer to the people who never see his advertising than to the people who see it every week. Bad advertising can unsell a product.
David Ogilvy
Only a pint at breakfast-time, and a pint and a half at eleven o’clock, and a quart or so at dinner. And then no more till the afternoon; and half a gallon at supper-time. No one can object to that.
R.D. Blackmore
Most people hate the taste of beer – to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.
Winston Churchill
Always store beer in a dark place.
Robert A. Heinlein
Think beer; drink beer.
Matt Groening
What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.
Mark Twain
It used to just be a SAG card, and then you got an AFTRA card. I got my AFTRA card doing a commercial in Atlanta. I got my SAG card doing a beer commercial from 100 years ago; it was one of the first national commercials with a family in it that was black and normal, and I played the daughter.
LaTanya Richardson
I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved.
George Gobel
it sucks to get old…but there’s always beer
James Rollins
Under the pressure of the cares and sorrows of our mortal condition, men have at all times, and in all countries, called in some physical aid to their moral consolations – wine, beer, opium, brandy, or tobacco.
Edmund Burke
It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.
Heraclitus
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
Adolphus Busch
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
W. C. Fields
I will veto every single beer, um, bill with earmarks.
John McCain
something has been said for sobriety but very little.
John Berryman
We could not now take time for further search or consideration, our victuals being much spent, especially our beer.
William Bradford
Don’t you know alcohol kills brain cells…any damn brain cell that can’t live through a good drunk deserves to die. You’re doing yourself a favour, getting rid of all them nonhacking, underachieving ones. I’m working on improving your efficiency.
James E. Webb
Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.
Kurt Vonnegut
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.
Thomas de Quincey
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Anne Sexton
I sat at a bar having a beer trying to hold down the stool.
Waylon Jennings
My body was built through years of good food – and beer.
Dick Strawbridge
I can’t stand the smell of beer.
Laila Rouass
To dispute with a drunkard is to debate with an empty house.
Publilius Syrus
Television has raised writing to a new low.
Samuel Goldwyn
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
Samuel Butler
Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up the sails, the boat tips way over, and you could spill your beer.
Dave Barry
Hell’s a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I’m gonna go get a cold beer and pour it down my pants.
Christa Faust
We could be happy if the air was as pure as beer.
Richard von Weizsaecker
What kind of heart does one have to have in order to be able to get rid of these, without regret, as if they were empty beer cans?
Francesca Marciano
When I was at my biggest I was having a daily fry up, fish and chips once per week, takeaway a couple more times and drinking beer nearly every day.
Gregg Wallace
I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry.
Robert Benchley
Marijuana is not much more difficult to obtain than beer. The reason for this is that a liquor store selling beer to a minor stands to lose its liquor license. Marijuana salesmen don’t have expensive overheads, and so are not easily punished.
William F. Buckley, Jr.
Nowadays, especially when you think of electronic music, it’s like, the producer is mostly the one who makes the music or the beats and everything. But I am more, since I’m that old, when I started to make music the producer was just sitting in the back shouting and drinking beer.
Karin Dreijer Andersson
When you see a Bruce Springsteen or Tom Petty or Jackson Browne show, the impression you get is that you’d love to have a beer with them. That’s the image they project.
Taylor Goldsmith
In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always, the teams that show up in beer drinking situations consist of guys who have been playing league softball and smell like bus seats.
Dave Barry
Keep your libraries, your penal institutions, your insaneasylums… give me beer.You think man needs rule, he needs beer. The world does not need morals, it needs beer… The souls of men have been fed with indigestibles, but the soul could make use of beer.
Henry Miller
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!
Louis Untermeyer
I’m more of a guy’s girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don’t bicker or sit down and do my nails.
Zoe Saldana
I have a beer belly.
Christy Turlington
Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.
Hugh Hood
I use dull colors in my drawings because I started out using a root beer base because it seemed like an interesting idea and when it turned out that it worked quite well as an ink I started using other colors that would compliment it.
Marcel Dzama
You from within our glasses, you lusty golden brew, whoever imbibes takes fire from you. The young and the old sing your praises. Here’s to beer, here’s to cheer, here’s to beer.
Bedrich Smetana
After tea, we discussed a variety of topics before the fire; and Mrs. Micawber was good enough to sing us (in a small, thin, flat voice, which I remembered to have considered, when I first knew her, the very table-beer of acoustics) the favourite ballads of “The Dashing White Sergeant”, and “Little Tafflin”.
Charles Dickens
That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Charles Bukowski
Did the Warwickshire militia, who were chiefly artisans, teach the Irish to drink beer, or did they learn from the Irish how to drink whiskey?
Maria Edgeworth
Fermentation may have been a better invention than fire.
David Wallace
One of the remarkable things about being 19 is that you can break open a case of warm beer at midnight and still be wide-eyed and alert for your eight-a.m. class. And that gave me the false impression that my life would always be like that.
David Letterman
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
I will be here and be around, watching over you. You can bet on that. I’ll find a way to get some peanuts and take some beer and tell some lies.
John Chaney
A country of long shadows on county cricket grounds, warm beer, green suburbs, dog lovers, and old maids cycling to holy communion through the morning mist.
John Major
Here’s to the drunken Marine
With beer in his canteen!
You’ve heard of the Unknown Soldier
But, never an unknown Marine!
John Ripley
There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like falling in love.
Christopher Morley
On Sundays, that’s my pig out day and I do the pizza and the beer.
Victoria Silvstedt
To fund major cultural efforts, we must not rely alone on government and foundation patronage; if the farmer can spend for beer, he can pay for good entertainment which he can understand, which he can identify with and which will fortify his spirit.
F. Sionil Jose
I’m not a feminist. I hail men, I love men. I celebrate American male culture, and beer, and bars and muscle cars.
Lady Gaga
As far as my street cred goes, I’ll always have that, because I always hang with the kids. I’ll jump right off the stage and buy them a beer. I’ll be a star on stage, but I’ll always hang with the kids.
Kid Rock
A bee rose up from a sun-filled paper cup, off to make slum honey from some diet root beer it had found inside.
Nicholson Baker
I’ve never had beer. It smells so disgusting.
Lil Yachty
Ginny’s Little Longhorn is my favorite place to play and hang because it’s close to old school beer joint music venue as you’ll ever find. The Continental Club is also in the top as well.
Dale Watson
Let’s get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
Mae West
Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous.
Chris Laidlaw
Bruges is a beautiful medieval city almost untouched by time. If you like jazz, you will be well catered for. If you like chocolate and beer, you will be in heaven.
James Frain
Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read man never quotes accurately, for the rather obvious reason that he has read too widely.
Hesketh Pearson
If you faced a long hungry period with nothing between you and starvation but a bit of barley and a pig, you’d be better off turning the barley into beer and letting the pig starve.
James Cameron
When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing.
Hiroko Sakai
In history books, or the one about the guy who cut his hand off to get out of a canyon in Utah, you really want them to be accurate. But my stuff is such small beer by comparison.
Geoff Dyer
People love talking about their jobs. Take them out, buy them lunch or take them for a beer and they’ll talk about their job, provided they know that you’re going to respect their anonymity.
Irvine Welsh
Back down a country road the girls are always hot and the beer is ice cold.
Jake Owen
I’m celebrating my love for you with a pint of beer and a new tattoo
Billy Bragg
Good films are not made by accident, nor is good photography. You can have good things happen, on occasion, by accident that can be applied at that moment in a film, but your craft isn’t structured around such things, except in beer commercials.
Gordon Willis
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.
Joe E. Lewis
You can now buy a pack of beer containing 99 cans. A 99-can pack of beer. Who says America has lost its competitive edge?
David Letterman
Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
George Bernard Shaw
And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles.
Raymond Chandler
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
George Bernard Shaw
Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
Norm MacDonald
A broken heart, too much cold beer, ocean waves and a willing man were never a good combination, no matter what the country songs said.
Patti Callahan Henry
I like to eat crawfish and drink beer. That’s despair?
Walker Percy
What was the first name of the Houston club? It wasn’t the Astros. It was the Colt .45s. A lot of guys now will say Colt 45 is a beer. But it was also a pistol, and it went right with Texas.
Pat Gillick
In particular, there was a butler in a blue coat and bright buttons, who gave quite a winey flavour to the table beer; he poured it out so superbly.
Charles Dickens
He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.
Martin Luther
Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick.
Michael Jackson
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
George Carlin
This place is just too frickin precious,” the cop said, eyeing a guy dressed in a hot pink leisure suit with makeup to match. “Give me rednecks and home-grown beer any day of the week over this X-culture bullshit.
J.R. Ward
If you drink like a fish, don’t drive: swim.
Joe E. Lewis
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?
Henry Ward Beecher
I would be in Italy working on a film, longing for something simple – like, God, I would just kill to be sitting at a barbecue having a beer right now.
Chris O’Donnell
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil’ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon – and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.
W. C. Fields
I love quality drinks – a really good beer, or a great wine.
Mick Hucknall
Thirstily he set it to his lips, and as its cool refreshment began to soothe his throat, he thanked Heaven that in a world of much evil there was still so good a thing as ale.
Rafael Sabatini
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oscar Wilde
[…] beer results in ideas, which results in new code.
Theo de Raadt
If you piled in a car and you go to an AEW show with all your buddies there, you had a beer or two, and you get to yell at whoever you want, you get to cheer for whoever you want, you get to chant, like those moments are friend making moments.
Shawn Spears
I no longer needed a reason for my existence, just a reason to live. And imagination, free will, love, humor, fun, music, sports, beer, and pizza are all good enough reasons for living. But living an honest life – for that you need the truth.
Ricky Gervais
Bud Light….the perfect beer for marketers about to lose their job.
Jeff Barrett
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin
I usually need a can of beer to prime me.
Norman Mailer
In my business, the cheaper the ticket price the better. I’d love for more consumers to walk into an amphitheater, park, have a beer and eat a hot dog. There’s no advantage to me to have anything but sold-out shows.
Michael Rapino
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin
Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit!
Friedrich Nietzsche
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
My soul is ten thousand miles wide and extremely invisibly deep. It is the same size as the sea, and you cannot, you cannot cram it into beer cans and fingernails and stake it out in lots and own it. It will drown you all and never even notice.
Ursula K. Le Guin
Is it in the best interest of baseball to sell beer in the ninth inning? Probably not. The rule has got to be more clearly defined. And then some process should be set up where the judge is not also the appeals judge.
George Steinbrenner
I wish to cry. Yet, I laugh, and my lipstick leaves a red stain like a bloody crescent moon on top of the beer can
Sylvia Plath
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss.
Robert A. Heinlein
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
W. Clement Stone
It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art.
Oscar Wilde
Recently I began to feel this void in my life, even after meals, and I said to myself, “Dave, all you do with your spare time is sit around and drink beer. You need a hobby.” So I got a hobby. I make beer.
Dave Barry
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
W. C. Fields
I recommend…bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.
Sophocles
Let’s all work to get people to drink more good beer, so if someone walks into your office and says he drinks Corona, don’t immediately call him a dickhead.
Michael Jackson
I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one’s local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.
Peter O’Toole
Some miners would have 20 pints after a hard day in the mine. Now that we sit behind computers all day, this is down to 18 or 19 pints.
Michael Jackson
Watch what you choose to do. For instance, someone might want you to smoke. Never forget that I told you – don’t do it. Say no.That can of beer that somebody wants you to try, don’t do it. Don’t you ever do it.That drug that someone might want you to use, don’t touch it.Stay away from it. It can destroy you.
Gordon B. Hinckley
The life of an actor is not filled with limousines and talk-show interviews. I’ve moved crates of beer; I’ve been a bartender, personal assistant, butler. But all those skills have helped me in the business aspect of what I do.
Vincent Rodriguez III
Playboy isn’t like the downscale, male bonding, beer-swilling phenomena that is being promoted now by (some men’s magazines). My whole notion was the romantic connection between male and female.
Hugh Hefner
Our teenage “druggies” are habituated to drugs rather than addicted. While beer and other alcoholic beverages are preferred drugs, kids have simply not used alcohol long enough to become addicted. The other drug of preference – marijuana – is not addictive.
Virgil Miller Newton
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
Brendan Behan
Prejudice is opinion without judgement.
Voltaire
Drinking is a way of ending the day.
Ernest Hemingway
Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.
Steven Wright
Lo! the poor toper whose untutored sense, Sees bliss in ale, and can with wine dispense; Whose head proud fancy never taught to steer, Beyond the muddy ecstasies of beer.
George Crabbe
The goal is to give people a free encyclopedia to every person in the world, in their own language. Not just in a ‘free beer’ kind of way, but also in the free speech kind of way.
Jimmy Wales
When you go to a football game and someone offers you a beer […], they’re really saying hi, have a glass of extroversion.
Susan Cain
Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night.
Eminem
I aimed at the public’s heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach.
Upton Sinclair
We don’t have to go that far to sell our beer because our immediate accounts sell so much. Places that sold 10 cases before, now they’re selling 30.
Paul Graham
If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.
Thomas de Quincey
There was no use pretending, no magic left to hear, all the music gave me was a craving for lite beer.
Tom Petty
The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn’t have to attend all those meetings.
W. Arthur Lewis
I am not young enough to know everything.
James M. Barrie
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
Oscar Wilde
He that drinks beer, thinks beer.
Washington Irving
I’ll smoke weed occasionally, on special occasions like a movie night or something. I like to drink beer but whenever it comes to hard drugs, I really believe that they hurt your body, deplete your energy.
Christofer Drew
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille’s heel, if you will.
Homer
Apparently, there is no bad economic turn a conservative cannot do unto his buddy in the working class, as long as cultural solidarity has been cemented over a beer.
Thomas Frank
As I am writing, another illustration of ye generation of hills proposed above comes into my mind. Milk is as uniform a liquor as ye chaos was. If beer be poured into it & ye mixture let stand till it be dry, the surface of ye curdled substance will appear as rugged & mountanous as the Earth in any place.
Isaac Newton
It’s very hard to get pretentious about beer. You can become knowledgeable and start to talk with a highfalutin’ vocabulary. But you can only go so far with beer, and I’ve always liked that.
Fritz Maytag
And now, with the aid of this common beer glass, I shall play my fifty guinea solo.
Kenny Baker
I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it’s ‘God, get me a shot of tequila.’
Justine Bateman
Cover a war in a place where you can’t drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no!
Hunter S. Thompson
What I like about playing America is you can be pretty sure you’re not going to get hit with a full can of beer when you’re singing and I really enjoy that!
Joe
Genesee beer. The great outdoors in a glass.
Curt Gowdy
When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money, everybody tries to buy me beers. Where were all these people back when I was in college and broke?
Chris Moneymaker
Raise up your glasses against evil forces; Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.
Toby Keith
The battle between craft breweries and big beer stretches back to the 1990s, when the idea of buying a beer brewed by a small, independent brewery first took off.
Elizabeth Flock
I enjoy tasting [beer]. But I’m not a drinker, period. With my schedule, I don’t really have time.
Rona Ambrose
If a man ordered a beer milk shake, he thought, he’d better do it in a town where he wasn’t known.
John Steinbeck
I wish we could all have good luck, all the time! I wish we had wings! I wish rain water was beer!
Robert Bolt
I’m known for my strength and it helped that from a young age I was carrying around crates of beer or carpets and heavy rolls of underlay.
Ricky Hatton
How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.
Henry David Thoreau
Well I ain’t seen my baby since I don’t know when,
I’ve been drinking bourbon whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I’m gonna get loose,
Need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don’t you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.
John Lee Hooker
I’m an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.
Raymond Chandler
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.
Clement Freud
I can’t describe the feeling when I go down – it’s down down down and there’s never going to be an up again. And whatever was good isn’t good any more; white becomes grey, music becomes dictionaries, honey becomes beer and the sky a curdled lemon. There’s no caramel anymore.
John Marsden
My drug of choice is beer. It’s not only socially accepted, you can’t even watch a football game without having it shoved in your face a thousand times.
Kirk Windstein
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Woody Allen
I could take a cemetery and make all the tombstones beer companies. There’s a lot of craft beers that came and went. A lot of them.
Jon Taffer
Drunkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view.
Seneca the Younger
I wrote at the start that this was a record of hate, and walking there beside Henry towards the evening glass of beer, I found the one prayer that seemed to serve the winter mood: O God, You’ve done enough, You’ve robbed me of enough, I’m too tired and old to learn to love, leave me alone forever.
Graham Greene
It’s mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there’s Red Bull and Beer. It’s not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.
Graham Coxon
Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks
Phil Anselmo
Swaying to new beats, hearing old favorites, and drinking expensive beer are ageless pastimes.
Julia Hartz
Never ask for ‘a beer.’
Michael Jackson
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
You go to jail for drinking beer and then walking with your bike. You go to jail for smoking a joint. For abortion. This is a nihilist policy which hurts people.
Janusz Palikot
I don’t think I’ve drunk enough beer to understand that.
Terry Pratchett
I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it’s safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.
Roseanne Barr
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.
Hal Foster
I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
Sid Vicious
Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.
Jack Nicholson
Sitting on a plastic chair at night listening to the sea lapping below while sipping a cold beer is about as good as life gets.
Sandi Toksvig
Sunlight ‘s a thing that needs a window Before it enter a dark room. Windows don’t happen.” So two old poets, Hunched at their beer in the low haze Of an inn parlour, while the talk ran Noisily by them, glib with prose.
R. S. Thomas
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don’t even invite me.
Dave Barry
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
Oscar Wilde
The beer and the wurst were wonderful, but I was dying to be back in the South, where the livin’ was easy, where the fish were jumpin’, where the cotton grew high.
Johnny Cash
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Dave Barry
We will all look back on the Trump presidency as reporters one day over a beer, and say, we were there, we covered it all, and what a trip it was!
Martha MacCallum
Subtract out the impact and the fall is all you get. So here’s two beers to remember why and three more to forget.
Ani DiFranco
I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice.
Abraham Lincoln
I love the idea of having a beer with a lot of the musicians I admire.
Taylor Goldsmith
People have always challenged me. People told me I was going to get this big beer belly when I got done playing. But I work out six days a week, and when I turn 40, I’m going to still have that six pack.
Donald Driver
In heaven there is no beer. That’s why we drink ours here.
Frank Yankovic
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Frank Sinatra
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
Tina Fey
The opposition has always opposed the Universal Child Care Benefit, from the time the Liberals said parents would just spend it on beer and popcorn.
Pierre Poilievre
Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy a refreshing drink which she almost certainly was not going to pay for.
Terry Pratchett
And I will make it felony to drink small beer.
William Shakespeare
Gasman’ was something I wrote on a beer mat in a pub.
Lynne Ramsay
He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.
Abraham Lincoln
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
Mark Twain
What do Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty from the neck up!
Jerry Lawler
Make sure that the beer – four pints a week – goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.
Winston Churchill
Design is all about relationships. Unfortunately, many designers don’t fully appreciate this. Some of the best design work I’ve ever done was drinking coffee or beers with engineers, marketing people, and business development hustlers. And I wholeheartedly mean design work.
Daniel Burka
I just don’t want to come down to that level of society….the ones who sit by their televisions, drink their beer, their guts fat, vicariously living someone else’s life, in a destructive way. I want a positive way.
Miki Dora
We’re basically after Joe’s beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
Jerry Pournelle
No one who can read, ever looks at a book, even unopened on a shelf, like one who cannot.
Charles Dickens
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
Tom Waits
On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest.
Zakk Wylde
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.
Rita Rudner
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I’m hot under the collar.
Groucho Marx
Demagogue–a vessel containing beer and other liquids.
Mark Twain
Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.
Tom Robbins
Polish people have a wit and sarcasm. They’re gentle but still very strong. Like, they love beer, which is traditionally so manly, but they’ll put a spoonful of jam in it to sweeten it up. They’re this wonderful mix of hard and soft.
Antoni Porowski
It is a great feeling to know that from a window I can go to books to cans of beer to past loves. And from these gather enough dream to sneak out a back door.
Gregory Corso
Life isn’t all beer and skittles; few of us have touched a skittle in years.
Edna St. Vincent Millay
I wasn’t really an alcoholic, but I was losing control. I still go for a beer, but I drink a lot less.
John Denver
My films are like drinking a good beer, but pleasure doesn’t mean that it cannot change someone’s point of view.
Takashi Miike
But leave me to my beer! Gold is dross, love is loss, so if I gulp my sorrows down, or see them drown in foamy draughts of old nut-brown, then I do wear the crown, without the cross!
George Arnold
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
Woody Allen
Would I were in an alehouse in London.
William Shakespeare
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
Mark Twain
The whole world is drunk and we’re just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.
Dean Martin
Doesn’t matter. If I would’ve had a beer before the game, I would’ve been drunk. So I don’t believe in ‘if.’
Shaquille O’Neal
I’m not a great beer drinker, but I do like Butcombe, probably because it’s made of good Somerset water.
Jacob Rees-Mogg
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
Winston Churchill
If you want someone to grab a beer with, I may not be that guy. But if you want someone to drive you home, I will get the job done and I will get you home.
Ted Cruz
I drink tea like Oliver Reed used to drink beer. I must get through about 12 to 15 cups a day.
Chris Kamara