Beer Quotes by Josh Gordon, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Clementine Paddleford, Isaac Hanson, Thomas Hughes, Emily Ratajkowski and many others.
Did I think it was hypocritical that a professional league making hundreds of millions of dollars off beer sponsorships was telling me not to drink? Yes.
Ah Fate, cannot a man Be wise without a beard? East, West, from Beer to Dan, Say, was it never heard That wisdom might in youth be gotten, Or wit be ripe before ‘t was rotten?
Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.
It is a growing process. You can’t just like beer. You have to start somewhere and learn the different flavors.
Life isn’t all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishman’s education.
You can go super American and get barbecue and beer and be like, ‘Whatever, I’m watching a football game.’ That’s exactly what I’m going to do.
The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can’t make 160 any more, even though he’s drinking lite beer these days
Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer… just the thing for that drunk driver who’s constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I’ve got places to go, people to hit!
American democracy is the inalienable right to sit on your front porch, in your pyjamas, drinking a can of beer and shouting out ‘Where else is this possible?’ Which doesn’t seem to me to be freedom, really.
If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I’d spend it on beer.
Wine lovers all speak of their First Time, a quasi-spiritual moment of awakening to wine’s wonderment. After that, it’s a life sentence. I’ve seen it happen to even the most confirmed beer sluggers.
It feels like I can wrap up the day with a glass of beer.
In the wrestling world, you had WWE, WCW, and smaller promotions that were like the independents. I look at it as craft beer being the independent beer makers. It’s the indie scene.
its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer.
Ah, yes. I remember my first beer.
Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven’t had four beers.
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
What were they thinking? ‘It’s an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer!
Wine is like beer except different.
My first time overseas was taking 10,000 tons of beer to Vietnam.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one!
When you have too many beers, you become like a control freak on everything.
You see the hair and the clothes, I look flamboyant. But I’m not the guy with the lake house and the boat. I don’t own a home, or a plane. Really, all I want in life is beer in the fridge and a hot rod.
There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea.
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer.
Czech beer in bottles is the corpse of real beer in a glass coffin.
I think all the beer I drank in college created an iron bladder.
Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
I hope you like Guiness, Sir. I find it a refreshing alternative to food.
My favorite sport is female and my favorite food is beer.
The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man to jail for eating cucumber salad.
No beer before 5 p.m., wait… did I just say that?
I think till I reached my mid-30s, I just rebelled and rebelled. But eventually, the one thing I did pick up from mom was paying attention to my hair. We all put eggs, oil, dahi, even beer in our hair.
St. Patrick… one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.
I drink no cider, but feast on Philadelphia beer.
I sat down to my supper, twas a bottle of red whiskey.
Drinking beer with friends is perhaps the most underestimated of all Reformation insights and essential to ongoing reform; and wasting time with a choice friend or two on a regular basis might be the best investment of time you ever make.
Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy
What mixed martial arts is being marketed as is not the truth. We’re not a bunch of idiots in a cage drinking beer all the time. It’s a lifestyle, but it’s a positive lifestyle.
Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it.
One of sports journalism’s great ironies is that covering an Olympics can be wildly unhealthy. NBC shows athletes in peak health performing on the ice and snow, but not the haggard reporters subsisting for three weeks on stadium starches, cheap beer, deadlines, and little sleep.
I had to learn quick, because I was performing in Cinco de Mayo festivals with babies crying and people lifting their beers, and you know the feather dancers would come, and they’d say, “What are you, a poet? You’re next”.
Blessings of your heart, you brew good ale.
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn’t bad, so I had one more for dessert
You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.
By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!
You can cook a limited number of sous vide recipes in a beer cooler, but if the person you’re buying for wants to start cooking like the pros, they’ll need a dedicated circulator that’s designed to maintain the temperature of a water bath to within one degree.
Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs.
There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says ‘Good people drink good beer.’ Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.
I suppose if I went to Turkey – I mean, I can’t imagine going that far away, but if I did go to Turkey, yes, I would probably try to know ‘please’ and ‘sorry’ and ‘thank you’, and ‘a beer please’, and all the useful words.
In spite of its relatively nascent rise in popularity, tea joints across the country are romanticized, quite like beer pubs in the West.
My inbox and doormat are full with emails and letters from people who want me to endorse their Higgs board game or to inaugurate the walkway of their new office atrium. There’s even a microbrewery in Barcelona which wants to know what my favourite beer is so they can brew a similar one in my honour. It is quite mad.
I’d loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be careful not to say things like ‘I like meat.’ Actually I just wanted to drink beer and to screw.
Beer and other forms of alcohol will do you no good. Their use will be expensive, will dull your conscience, and could lead to the disease called alcoholism, which is humiliating, dangerous, and even deadly.
A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there’s more conversation.
I wanna get drunk ’til I’m off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.
Nature’s what it’s all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks.
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
My uncle was the town drunk – and we lived in Chicago.
Drinking beer in a children’s playground is an old Soviet tradition.
I’ve got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away.
Anyone can drink beer, but it takes intelligence to enjoy beer.
I can’t afford no liquor, all I can buy is beer and wine.
[I normally go-to] whiskey on the rocks. Or a beer. Or with dinner, a glass of white wine.
Managing an advertising agency isn’t all beer and skittles. After fourteen years of it, I have come to the conclusion that the top man has one principle responsibility: to provide an atmosphere in which creative mavericks can do useful work.
That questionable superfluity small beer.
The Brewers Association, a trade group of some 2000 small and independent brewers, was founded in 2005 to be a ‘passionate voice for craft brewers’ and craft beer, and it has made itself as vocal as the bigger Beer Institute.
I like to sit in front of the fire at night, sip a beer and think.
I’m 12 years sober, so I don’t have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale!
You can’t really indulge in anything when you’re wearing a unitard. No bread, no beer, no anything delicious.
I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with typewriters.
If the price of the drug people want to use is through the roof, well then they’re going to have to commit crimes to get the money to get the drug. You don’t see any crimes committed over a pack of cigarettes or a bottle of beer, do you?
I don’t want to be treated like I came from another planet or something or was somehow born with some weird birthright or super power. I don’t view myself that way. I am a normal guy, picking up the crap from the dog and scraping the BBQ and having a beer and fixing the shed out back.
I don’t intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that so you can get in there and get yourself drunk sex before it turns unpretty and drunk sex ends with me puking and / or passing out during the act.
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
My first open mic, I drank a full pitcher of beer by myself. I wasn’t afraid of being in front of people as much as, Is this funny?
The gospel preached during every television show is ‘You only go around once in life, so get all the gusto you can.’ It is a statement about theology; it is a statement about beer. It’s lousy beer and even worse theology.
I drink with impunity…or anyone else who invites me.
The facts are, the reality is, you can’t really enjoy it. You win a football match and by the time you get to Saturday night, having a beer or a Chinese, you’re already thinking about Monday morning, the next game.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one’s wrists?
Growing up, I remember thinking country music was all honky-tonks and beer and trucks – Britney Spears was my first concert.
A little bit of beer is divine medicine.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out.
Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations.
Neither can embellishments of language be found without arrangement and expression of thoughts, nor can thoughts be made to shine without the light of language.
I drink for the thirst to come.
Why couldn’t the merciful God turn down the sunlight so it wasn’t blasting like a red furnace against his aching eyes? Because he’d worshipped the god of beer, thats why. He’d broken a commandment and worshipped the false and foamy god of beer. And now he was being punished.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
My mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer.
If George W. Bush is the kind of person folks might like to have a beer with, John McCain is the guy you pray you don’t get seated next to at a dinner party.
I did the commercials for Gillette during the World Series and at one point I had 27 different beer contracts.
If you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.
Be always drunken. Nothing else matters: that is the only question. If you would not feel the horrible burden of time weighing on your shoulders and crushing you to the earth, be drunken continually.
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Read the best books first, or you may not have a chance to read them at all.
Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours.
Hana: What on Earth is a ‘barbeque’? Hel: A primitive tribal ritual featuring paper plates, elbows, flying insects, encrusted meat, hush puppies, and beer. Hana: I daren’t ask what a ‘hush puppy’ is. Hel: Don’t.
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.
You will not be able to stay home, brother./You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out./You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,/Skip out for beer during commercials,/Because the revolution will not be televised.
I always tell Phil we’re like the party poopers. If we ever get invited to a player party, between the two of us, we’re like the downers. Like, ‘Put down that beer!’ Or, ‘Should you really be eating those nachos?’
I’ve never read a self help book… the most self-help I’ve read is on a beer mat.
Americans spend more on beer than they do on books. No wonder their stomachs are bigger than their brains.
Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow
I went from a playing in a bar on a bar stool for free beer and tip money, where people weren’t paying attention to me, to now I’ve got their attention. It’s up to me to what I feed them with my music. It’s up to me how I do that. I’ve put a lot of thought into how great the songs are, and how I want people to perceive me.
He only employs his passion who can make no use of his reason.
I hight don Quixote, I live on peyote,
marijuana, morphine and cocaine.
I never know sadness, but only a madness
that burns at the heart and the brain.
I see each charwoman, ecstatic, inhuman,
angelic, demonic, divine.
Each wagon a dragon, each beer mug a flagon
that brims with ambrosial wine.
marijuana, morphine and cocaine.
I never know sadness, but only a madness
that burns at the heart and the brain.
I see each charwoman, ecstatic, inhuman,
angelic, demonic, divine.
Each wagon a dragon, each beer mug a flagon
that brims with ambrosial wine.
When you are on tour in the UK it takes a few hours to get anywhere. A lot of the time you can have a beer, close your eyes for two minutes, and then you are there. In the U.S. it is much more like a road trip as all the cities are so spread apart.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
I asked these Indians: “Do men ever make Chicha?” My question was met with gales of laughter. The women howled. Bent over in hilarity, one replied, “Men can’t brew. Chicha made by men would only make gas in the belly. You are a funny man! Beer is women’s work.”
I simply went down there to catch up with an old mate of mine, who owns the place. He’s the one who wrote the book on the place, but no, no movie, just a beer.
The technology companies don’t understand creative things at all. Silicon Valley’s view of the creative process in Hollywood is a bunch of guys in their young thirties sitting on a couch, drinking beer, and thinking up jokes.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I should like a great lake of ale, for the King of Kings. I should like the family of heaven to be drinking it through time eternal.
Don’t quote me on this, but if they ever manage to ban beer advertising in baseball you can kiss the national pastime goodbye.
Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?
And few hookups, if any, ever take place sober. And while wearing “beer goggles” may make people appear more attractive, it doesn’t exactly make for sexual ecstasy! There’s always been a difference between pleasure and scoring.
I used to sit and draw in the evening with a couple of crates of beer. That makes the ideas flow.
I’m a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don’t get it. It smells like a girl who didn’t shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.
The great thing about golf – and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it – you can drink beer and ride in a cart while you play.
My first pastoral letter’s gonna be a condemnation of light beer and instant mashed potatoes — I hate those two things.
I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat… Insane! Insane!
My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a choir. I don’t drink anymore.
I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that I’m pounding spring water.
I haven’t had a very good day. I think I might still be hung over and everyone’s dead and my root beer’s gone.
That’s what’s cool about working with computers. They don’t argue, they remember everything, and they don’t drink all your beer.
He who knows does not speak. He who speaks does not know.
I’m Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer.
Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others.
What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer.
I don’t need friends. All they do is eat your food, drink your beer, then spew your secrets the first time you do something that displeases them. No offense, but when you have as many enemies as I do, you keep your secrets under lock and key. (Solin)
We’re wanted men, we’ll strike again, but first let’s have a beer.
Keep winning and get to the postseason, I won 20 games and they just dumped one beer on my head. It feels good because I’m helping my team win.
Sometimes I wish I’d went through those good times stone cold sober so I could remember everything,” he said, “but then again, if I had been sober the times probably wouldn’t have been worth remembering.
Nothing says “deeply in mourning” like canapГ©s and free beer.
Here with my beer I sit, while golden moments flit: alas! They pass unheeded by: and as they fly, I, being dry, sit idly sipping here, my beer.
How much beer is in German intelligence?
The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn’t know me. They wouldn’t drink or move when I sang. If they had their glasses in mid-air, the glasses wouldn’t come down.
Veblen once asked a religious student the value of her church in kegs of beer.
Being hydrated is a key thing for a singer, especially if you’re spending three hours on stage five nights a week, and wine dehydrates me faster than beer.
Why don’t we get drunk and screw?
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
I’ve drank more beer and pissed more blood and banged more women than all you numb nuts put together!
It’s amazing. Being clearheaded for a show, for starters. Not being reflux-y because of the amount of beer you’ve drunk.
I’m not so think as you drunk I am !
Buy a man a beer, and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.
There’s something very, very powerful about having a life mate that you are attracted to but then can also have a beer with.
All the buildup and hype, everything else, is foam. The game is the beer.
The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it’s commercial-free.
There were times I felt I’d never get my life back. Am I ever going to be normal and go out with my friends and have a beer and not think I am going to wake up at 3 A. M. and have anxious thoughts about what normal people are doing?
You don’t need a gym to develop real strength. Just get an empty keg of beer and fill it with sand or water and simply pick it up, carry it in your back yard, flip it, anything just to get moving for as little as 15 minutes.
I’m a big root beer guy.
…I was tired of men. Hanging in doorways, standing too close, their smell of beer or fifteen-year-old whiskey. Men who didn’t come to the emergency room with you, men who left on Christmas Eve. Men who slammed the security gates, who made you love them and then changed their minds.
I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.
I’d like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats.
You know, nobody eats in England. three or four pints of english beer a night fills you. i can’t say i’m very impressed with the food in America. it’s all sort of bland. like turkey sandwiches.
Obviously a lot has gone on, and I feel I am different person, I haven’t had a beer since New Year’s, which is pretty big for me.
If Merkel has discovered Europe in a beer tent, I can only say: better late than never. Otherwise, it was the height of hypocrisy: The chancellor sat down for a beer with CSU Chairman Horst Seehofer, the man who after the election praised Donald Trump as a very resolute man.
There is no subsititue for fishing sense, and if a man doesn’t have it, verily, he may cast like an angel and still use his creel largely to transport sandwiches and beer
Spare no expense to save money on this one.
What beefsteak is to Argentina, flamenco to Spain, cool reserve and self-control in all situations to an Englishman, what vodka is to a Russian and beer to a Bavarian, what money is to a Swiss, that is outdoor-life to an Australian. It is a noble mania, better than vodka, better than cool reserve, better than money.
Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
There is no back label with a story on a beer can.
In Belgium, the magistrate has the dignity of a prince, but by Bacchus, it is true that the brewer is king.
After the game, I’m a completely different person. I drink some beers with friends and try to get my mind completely off football.
What two ideas are more inseparable than beer and Britannia?
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.
You know the law, Dresden.” “He who kills the cheer springs for beer,” chanted the rest of the table.
When Richie Cunningham drank too many beers, his parents sat him down and explained their concerns. If you live on this earth, you find out that we are all the same.
How much disgruntled heaviness, lameness, dampness, how much beer is there in the German intelligence.
Drinking can not be sacramentalised except in religions which set no store on decorum. The worship of Dionysos or the Celtic god of beer was a loud and disorderly affair.
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness – or so good as drink.
I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.
I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I’ve lost 30 pounds.
A good prince will tax as lightly as possible those commodities which are used by the poorest members of society: grain, bread, beer, wine, clothing, and all other staples without which human life could not exist.
Why we are here: To tremble at the terrible beauty of the stars, to shed a tear at the perfection of Beethoven’s symphonies, and to crack a cold one now and then.
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
I found that a couple of bottles of beer would give me a lift, but the third bottle would sober me up.
I’ve read that the ancient Chinese art of feng shui can bring a sense of peace, well-being, and positive energy to a home – same as beer.
Different drinks have different metaphorical weight. Wine’s heady, gin is poisonous, vodka’s cold, and beer is plain boring. In real life, I’m a big fan of boxed white wine, much to the dismay of my more refined friends.
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he’s a dead man. An Irishman’s stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.
Listening to someone who brews their own beer is like listening to a religious fanatic talk about the day he saw the light.
Politics is not really politics any more. It is run, for the most part, by Madison Avenue advertising firms, who sell politicians to the public the way they sell bars of soap or cans of beer.
In all honesty, my favorite place to write is an anonymous, cheap hotel in a city or town where nobody knows me, the wireless service is spotty, and the adjoining gas station has coffee, beer and junk food.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
I am not so foolish as to murmur, if now, since I have drunk up my wine and beer, I have to put up with skimmed milk and sour.
The first few glasses of beer were a revelation; they flushed my veins with happiness; they washed away all cares and shyness and worries. I remember thinking to myself, If I could have two pints of beer every afternoon, life would be a great happiness.
The faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock the doors of perception.
America’s craft brewers know that beer, not wine, is the best beverage for accompanying a good meal.
1lb beefstak, with 1pt bitter beer every 6 hours. 1 ten-mile walk every morning. 1 bed at 11 sharp every night. And don’t stuff your head with things you don’t understand.
When you’re 25, you can eat hamburgers and pizza and drink beer and stay out all night and come out the next day and drink a couple cups of coffee and just play. If I did that today, my heart would stop and I’d need a stretcher and an IV.
The only obligation to which in advance we may hold a novel, without incurring the accusation of being arbitrary, is that it be interesting.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
None of my friends are big posters – we’re old school. We text, phone and meet up and have a beer or have a curry.
Everybody’s old enough for a beer, ain’t that right, Mule?
Black music has become a commercial commodity. Live performances are not so accessible as they were previously. It use to be possible to go to the bar on the corner and hear music. It was available for a fifteen cent beer.
College isn’t the place to go for ideas.
Just refrigerator efficiency saves more energy than all that we’re generating from renewables, excluding hydroelectric power… I cannot impress upon you how important energy efficiency is. It doesn’t mean you eat lukewarm food and your beers are lukewarm. You can still have it; you just make a better thing
Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the reading of a book.
Pure water is the best gifts a man can bring.
But who am I that I should have the best of anything?
Let princes revel at the pump, let peers with ponds make free,
…beer is good enough for me.
But who am I that I should have the best of anything?
Let princes revel at the pump, let peers with ponds make free,
…beer is good enough for me.
Black people drink lots of beer. However, you won’t see us skiing down a mountain for one, or see us diving for Frisbees on concrete for one.
The egg creams of Avenue A in New York and the root beer float….are among the high points of American gastronomic inventiveness.
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.
The mouth of a perfectly contented man is filled with beer. -Egyptian proverb, c. 2200 BCE
One night I’d had some beers, and then I Googled myself and spent the night in tears.
I am for the small man who has not forgotten, for the man who loves his beer and his women and his sunlight
Melding Staten Island history with making beer has been a dream come true.
Sometimes, I think the only art left for us is slowly peeling the label off a beer bottle while somebody tells you about a dream they had.
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
I found it.” “People find pennies,” Gansey replied. “Or car keys. Or four-leaf clovers.” “And ravens,” Ronan said. “You’re just jealous ’cause” – at this point, he had to stop to regroup his beer-sluggish thoughts – “you didn’t find one, too.
If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
Precious to me – it is the Dinner Bell. Oh blessed Bell! Thou bringest beef and beer.
My parents got divorced. Early and ugly. My mum was nuts so I lived with my dad. We used to play a father/son games. Pin the blame on me, rock, paper, get me another beer, casino night.
I’m Catholic and I can’t commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.
We’ll go out and we’ll be playing in front of 15,000 people and say, ‘Hey, we’re going to do three new songs from something we just recorded’ and 5,000 people get up and go get a hot dog and a beer and they don’t come back until they hear the opening strings of ‘The Joker’ or ‘Fly Like an Eagle.’
stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
My first commercial was for Miller High Life beer.
I don’t think that there is a beer summit in the cards for me at the White House.
My family sits around and tells all these amazing stories of pirates and the wa. Then one day I’m having a beer after shooting an episode of ‘Thank God You’re Here,’ and started telling Dave Hughes some stories, and he said, ‘You’ve gotta turn this into a book.’
I don’t consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.
I do not drink more than a sponge.
People in the street will either call me ‘Prime Minister’ or ‘Justin.’ We’ll see how that goes. But when I’m working, when I’m with my staff in public, I’m ‘Prime Minister.’ I say that if we’re drinking beer out of a bottle, and you can see my tattoos, you should be comfortable calling me ‘Justin.’
The British brand is so popular particularly in the US that they put the union jack flag on top of beer bottles because it sells.
I’ve been in some small parades where they have turned down some side street and a few people are sitting on the curb with a ham sandwich and a beer. Waving to them is like walking into a living room and waving.
If an idea’s worth having once, it’s worth having twice.
All I can really tell you about my father is that he did odd things like put tin foil on a bottle of beer after having a few sips, then put it in the refrigerator to perhaps have on another night.
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer… Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
When the beer is gone, so are they — flexing their cars on up the boulevard.
Wine has class. I love wine. The drier, the better. But beer? I just can’t do it.
I let my drinking do the talking.
I’d give my goddamned soul for just a glass of beer.
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that’s not so bad; but New York City?
We didn’t have a garage to rehearse in. We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a chance to play in a beer joint, and that’s how it started.
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says “You’ve been brought here for drinking.” The drunk says “Okay, let’s get started.
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean…Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
Europeans are much more serious than we are in America because they think that a good place to discuss intellectual matters is a beer party.
We would sit in the living room, drink a case of Busch beer, and throw the empty cans into the kitchen for no reason whatsoever, beyond the fact that it was the most overtly irresponsible way for any two people to live.
Beer, well respected and rightly consumed, can be a gift of God. It is one of his mysteries, which it was his delight to conceal and the glory of kings to search out. And men enjoy it to mark their days and celebrate their moments and stand with their brothers in the face of what life brings.
We shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness.
You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
Jane Austen’s books, too, are absent from this library. Just that one omission alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn’t a book in it.
You’re getting into some kind of shape, cop.” Aw, come on, now.” Butch grinned. “Don’t let that shower we took go to your head.” Rhage fired a towel at the male. “Just pointing out your beer gut’s gone.” It was a Scotch pot. And I don’t miss it.
Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn’t it? What’s worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you’ve had some beer.
British Beatitudes! … Beer, beef, business, bibles, bulldogs, battleships, buggery and bishops.
I’m one who will go and have a beer with my pals on a Sunday afternoon. I’ll go on a Friday night and have an hour with my pals, lads that I’ve knocked about with for 20-25 years.
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
Good peoВple drink good beer. В Just look around any pubВlic barВroom and you will see: Bad peoВple drink bad beer. В Think aboutВ it.
I try to describe how I feel about this, about being closer and closer to the top of WWE, things like Madison Square Garden and to share a beer with ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin and to get a win over AJ Styles it’s almost like sensory overload, everything is happening so fast.
Yes, sir. I’m a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.
He asked if I was a songwriter, and I said yeah, that I was in town because I’d won this contest. He said, okay, then he was gonna play me his hit, and started singing ‘When it’s time to relax, one beer stands clear… ‘
When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer I purchased
With a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer I purchased
With a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was seventeen
Our fans would never waste good beer by pouring it on us.
The troubles of our proud and angry dust are from eternity, and shall not fail. Bear them we can, and if we can we must. Shoulder the sky, my lad, and drink your ale.
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
‘J’eet jet?’ is still the standard way for a Pittsburgher to ask if you’re ready for a meal, but the meal itself is no longer limited to chipped ham and an Iron City beer.
Note, that yeast of good Beer, is better then that of Ale.
An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.
She was luxuriously tired and her muscles felt sore from the unaccustomed strain of riding astride. Nothing had ever tasted so good as the cool golden ale she swallowed from a pewter tankard. She slept deeply that night and longer than she had intended.
First there was a young guy sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother, then there was an older fatter person sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother.
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.
People always ask us, ‘Hey, is there going to be a ‘Beerfest 2′?’ I don’t know if I have another beer joke in me.
Among environmentalists sharing two or three beers, the notion is quite common that if only some calamity could wipe out the entire human race, other species might once again have a chance.
Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you’re on the road, never take more than four glasses of beer a day or play higher than a twenty-five-cent limit.
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war.
Knowing I lov’d my books, he furnish’d me From mine own library with volumes that I prize above my dukedom.
Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That’s who buys the beer.
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
A hundred years ago, concerts were far more come-what-may – people played cards, drank beer and appreciated the music. If we go some way towards restoring that spirit, I’ll be happy.
My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts – with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist – outside on the church lawn.
The love of learning, the sequestered nooks, And all the sweet serenity of books.
We were sitting on the bus one day and there were 5 of us hanging out. There was only one beer left in the cooler and we actually all took a little cup and split it. It was a pathetic day in a rock and roll when five grown men have to be sitting there sharing a beer.
Pink champagne — that’s the kind of life we’ve both been used to. It might be a little difficult to — do you like beer?
The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken.
I’m dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done.
When we did the sign outside, we did not do the cigarette or the mug of beer because it was going to be outside. I wasn’t sure if the city would object.
Instead of water we got here a draught of beer, a lumberer’s drink, which would acclimate and naturalize a man at once,-which would make him see green, and, if he slept, dream that he heard the wind sough among the pines.
I’d give a hundred dollars for a cold beer.
I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it’s a little different
Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.
Note to self on waking. Lay off the beer on an empty stomach. This dream is even more screwed up than the time I had a donkey and a corkscrew. (Aiden) Donkey and a corkscrew? (Leta) I don’t know you well enough to fill you in on those details. (Aiden)
Gimme a pigfoot and a bottle of beer.
He was a wise man who invented beer.
All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people’s.
In typical sailing races a long time ago, you’d come in and go out, and the first thing you’d do is probably have a cold beer. The first thing we do now is have a protein shake and our recovery drink.
The baby sits in front of MTV watching violent fantasies, while Dad guzzles beer with his favorite sport only to find his heroes all coked up.
In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer – the wealth, prestige and grandeur that went with the power.
We brewers don’t make beer, we just get all the ingredients together and the beer makes itself.
I would think beer and football go hand in hand.
Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.
Religions change; beer and wine remain.
Marijuana is to rock and roll what beer is to baseball, so imagine if they took away beer at the ballgame.
If you’re sad and you like beer, I’m your lady, … The Saddest Music in the World.
Downhill’s the future of the sport. Cross-country’s not geared for TV. Some fat guy watching it with a beer in one hand and potato chips in the other is going to say, I can do that. America likes to see people crash.
I’ve never been drunk. I’ve never even had a beer.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
If you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Beer was the driving force that led nomadic mankind into village life. It was this appetite for beer-making material that led to crop cultivation, permanent settlement and agriculture.
Across the troubled maelstrom of time, people always need a beer.
I said no to having a beer. I once had a beer with my brother when I was twelve, and I just didn’t like it. It’s really that simple for me. [pp.37]
Beer is an improvement on water itself.
I don’t like the word ‘alcoholic’. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.
Let me finish my beer.” (Stark) “Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian)
I drink alone. Yeah, with nobody else. You know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.
Jeb Bush cheated on his diet and had a fried Snickers bar, pork on a stick, and a beer. Jeb Bush said he ate it so at least he could see some of his numbers go up.
I can completely lose myself into just absolutely satisfying things – a really amazing cheeseburger, a pizza, good fries, a beer. I enjoy being comfortable and eating whatever the hell I like. It’s a big thing for me, just having the freedom to be able to do that.
I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the rest of my life I’d never take a job in a place where you couldn’t throw cigarette butts on the floor. I was hooked on this writing for newspapers and magazines.
After a theatre run, it took me a long time to start drinking again during the day.
President Obama had beer with four unemployed construction workers. And Obama asked the guys what was it like to lose their jobs, and they were like, ‘Oh, you’ll see.’
John and I would go and have a couple of quiet beers, just to sit down and chew the fat. And he’d talk about Cynthia and how much he missed her
I know how to create and make people feel something. Honestly, if I didn’t do this, I would just have some minimum-wage job in New Mexico, and I would go out on the weekends and make just enough money to pay my insurance and pay for a couple beers, and that would be it.
In the end, art is small beer. The really serious things are earning one’s living so as not to be a parasite and loving one’s neighbor.
I’ve done stuff with Bud Light, but do I want to take on a beer sponsor knowing most of my community is younger kids who can’t drink? There are still a lot of people over 21 who watch. You’re never going to hit your exact target audience.
Engineers love pretending to be beer snobs.
If one intends to make beer from oats, it is prepared with hops.
I won’t give up what I enjoy to look perfect. I want to find a happy medium between feeling good about my body and still having a beer and some barbecue.
I definitely feel closer to the feminine side of the human being than I do the male – or the American idea of what a male is supposed to be. Just watch a beer commercial and you’ll see what I mean.
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there’s my personal favorite, the male ego.
You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer.
I know I looked skinnier in The House Bunny, but thanks to my diet of beer and doughnuts, I’m back to my fightin’ weight!’
I’m off for a quiet pint – followed by fifteen noisy ones.
At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets.
I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence.
There’s such a good vibe in Minneapolis. You’ve got an upscale downtown, and yet people aren’t afraid to sit around the fire pit in the middle of winter and drink a beer. It’s amazing.
Don’t complain about being unable to afford high-quality local food when your grocery cart is full of beer, cigarettes, and People magazine.
There’s nothing better than a cold beer.
Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal.
Life ain’t all beer and skittles.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Leave no stone unturned.
…the sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal, or two friends talking over a pint of beer, or a man alone reading a book that interests him…” – C.S. Lewis: Weight of Glory
One more drink and I’d have been under the host.
High thoughts must have high language.
What’s drinking? A mere pause from thinking!
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
Let me assure you that I am not satisfied making $40-$50 million on the same volume of beer (as) CUB sells.
I found a place under a bridge in Goa where you could have fresh crab and beer. It was nothing complicated, but delicious.
The man who called it “near beer” was a bad judge of distance.
It is not the drinker, but the man who has just stopped drinking, who thinks the world is going to the dogs.
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.
I just want to tailgate, drink beer, and hang out in the middle of nowhere in a pick-up truck. That’s my ideal date.
Hey, I’m for love, not war. How about we have a beer?
It’s the same things your whole life. ‘Clean up your room!’, ‘Stand up straight!’, ‘Pick up your feet!’, ‘Take it like a man!’, ‘Be nice to your sister!’, ‘Don’t mix beer and wine, ever!’. Oh yeah, ‘Don’t drive on the railroad track!’
We have to get families back in the game, get back where Saturday night, everything stops. A case of beer comes out and a bottle of rye and anyone who comes to the house, they better want to watch hockey.
I don’t give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?
Basically, little Madison Beer in sixth grade was major, major Belieber status. I literally was obsessed with Justin. I wasn’t crazy-crazy, but I was a big fan of his.
I get anxiety from a noise or some scuffling at the side of the stage. I hear stories all the time, from as minor as Dillon Francis getting smacked in the head with a flying beer can to Dimebag Darrell.
Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied with science.
I haven’t had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I’m tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass.
Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck – which I do – and drinks beer and puts ’em in a litter bag. A redneck’s one that rides around in a truck and drinks beer and throws ’em out the window.
There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking.
If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo.
Societies tend to presume that poor people are unable to handle money. If they had any, people reason, the poor and homeless would probably spend it on fast food and cheap beer, not on fruit or education.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Draft beer, not people.
Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason; they made no such demand upon those who wrote them.
Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.
I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really – like a beer that’s been in a brawl.
And malt does more than Milton can to justify God’s ways to man.
I’m not a real gadgety person. But bottle opener is probably the gadget I can’t live without. Actually, I can open a bottle of beer pretty easily without it, but wine is always too much of a pain in the (rear) to open that up. So a corkscrew is probably the gadget that I can’t live without.
I went to about one frat party a year. A year seemed to be enough time for me to forget how much I didn’t like frat parties, and my friends would eventually convince me to go to one. Cheap beer, guys looking for a quick hook-up, and girls playing ‘dumb’ to get in on the hook-up. I just never got into it.
Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets.
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Genius without education is like silver in the mine.
We’re just going to go straight beer. No sense in diluting it.
I cannot stand beer. But I love wine.
I’m only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don’t like beer.
If beer got any lighter you could raise goldfish in it.
No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.
I used to go to the pub every day and drink five pints of beer and then think, ‘What is it that’s making me put on weight?’
I’m a firm believer, and some people may disagree, and I’m happy to have a beer with them and talk about it, but I believe that locations are such an integral character to the movie.
Cerevisiam Bibat! (drink beer for health)
Beer is a wholesome liquor…..it abounds with nourishment
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
Beer soothes the upset soul.
I’m not a super carbonated guy: some people like drinking their beer like it’s a champagne, right? It’s not my vibe.
You’re like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.
One would think America big enough to set aside wilderness preserves for the many of our citizens who seek to escape the incessant crowd, to search for solace in solitude amidst a sanctuary far removed from the banality of beer ads and cigarette commercials.
Let me just say that it is super wierd throwing your own bash at a conference instead of just leaching off everyone else’s, but hey, free beer, right?
There was a year straight where every weekend, I went to at least one bar mitzvah or bat mitzvah, and we would all go, and it was a lot of fun. We sneak some beer; we’d hang out; we would try to get with girls and not. And usually we’d just end up hanging out together alone.
There are a lot of carbs in beer.
They didn’t trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says ‘A Fine Pilsner Beer’ on the label. It is a crime.
I booked time in Philly Sound, which is an old church in south Philly that has a studio to the side of it that holds about 350 people. On the radio, we announced a free gig, bought about three kegs of beer. That got the audience slightly off of their legs, and we rocked the house.
You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer, good cigars, and ancient whiskey – the sacred incense of the drinking man.
I write what I like to write. Those who like to listen to it, listen to it. And the ones who don’t, watch football and drink beer, jog, go to discos and so forth. I never claimed to be a man for all seasons.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Let no man thirst for good beer.
Ric Flair is the greatest guy ever. He just wants to hang out, have a beer, and tell stories. He’s the coolest. I’ve never met The Rock though.
Books and beer are the best and worst defense.
There are more old drunkards than old physicians.
I only drink wine, beer, and champagne. I’ve never had hard liquor, I’ve never had a whiskey drink in my life. I just don’t like it.
Cold beer is bottled God.
Oh,Elizabeth, your justice would freeze beer.
Nature, like Maimonides said, is mainly a good place to throw beer cans on Sunday afternoons.
If I’m having a fancy glass of champagne, I’ll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.
Paul Newman’s an old friend of ours out of Cleveland, Ohio. He used to sit around our house. He’s the only man I’ve ever known to drink a case of beer all by himself. That’s talent in a way.
If you can drink beer while doing it, it’s not a sport
So long as a man attends to his business the public does not count his drinks. When he fails they notice if he takes even a glass of root beer.
Every job in the world has some built-in boredom. No man can stay excited about something every minute he is doing it. Routine is as necessary to life as water is to beer; it is the base that holds the flavors and spices together.
At fourteen or fifteen, I decided to earn my living when I grew up playing drums made from wooden beer kegs and leading a group called Keg Brando and His Kegliners. We organized a little band, but it didn’t last long and didn’t make any money.
When I was covering games, and this is back in the ’60s, you’d go into the manager’s office. I can still visualize Earl Weaver from the Baltimore Orioles. I can just see Earl now in his underwear… with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other, holding court. And that was the way it was done then.
Obama doesn’t seem like a burger and a beer kind of guy. I have to say, I don’t find that problematic at all.
If you had a Ministry box set under your Christmas tree, wrapped in paper, ‘From Beer to Eternity’ is the bow that goes around the present, you know what I mean?
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
My father? A hard drinking man from the 70’s. We actually have no pictures of my dad where he is not holding a beer. Weddings, Funerals, Water Skiing, Parent-Teacher Conference. When I got sick around him as a kid growing up, he’d always warm me up a shot of 100 proof whiskey. Never got sick… that I can remember.
The most frustrating thing for musicians who want to play stuff from the new album is when everyone goes out to buy a beer.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
We’ve shared good (times)
We’ve shared good fries
We’ve shared good (beers)
But never goodbyes…
Till now
Mind how you go, good buddy
We’ve shared good fries
We’ve shared good (beers)
But never goodbyes…
Till now
Mind how you go, good buddy
I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered.
My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer.
I like writing songs. I like the camarderie of the and. I like touring. I love playing bass. And then there’s free beer.
On victory, you deserve beer. On defeat, you need it.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
The heart which grief hath cankered, Hath one unfailing remedy – the Tankard.
I was never able to have three of four beers. One’s too many, and ten just ain’t enough. Basically it’s the way I’ve been since high school.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
There is nothing in your budget for joy. No books, no flowers, no music, not even a cold beer. And there is nothing in your budget to give away to someone else. We don’t help people who don’t have better values than you do.
I was 35 years old and not in the best of shape. I spent many late nights playing music, drinking beer, and eating Taco Bell.
Boughs have their fruit and blossom
At all times of the year;
Rivers are running over
With red beer and brown beer.
At all times of the year;
Rivers are running over
With red beer and brown beer.
Imagine Jon Stewart if he gave a damn. He’s like Howard Zinn after 12 beers.
Medalla is Puerto Rico’s national treasure, as I call it. It’s a Puerto Rican national beer – a great light beer for a beach day.
It’s always strange being a kid on the set, because you’re treated like an equal when you’re working. But then when you break, the
other actors go back to their trailers to take naps and drink beer, and I have to, like, go do school.
other actors go back to their trailers to take naps and drink beer, and I have to, like, go do school.
With sport went beer drinking and gambling – until recently restricted by the wowsers, but part of that code of mateship of men, that necessity constantly to demonstrate masculine sameness, which provided one of the most flattening sources of uniformity.
Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.
I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.
Usually, I’m on the bus by now, having a beer and waiting for everyone else. This is cutting into my beer time.
Sometimes supporting is difficult because a lot of people go to a gig to see the main act and to have a beer and a chat with their mates, so a lot of the time, even if you were John Lennon, would not listen to you.
I’ve met Dick Syron. I like the guy. He’s a man’s man kind of character, a real charmer, the kind of guy you’d want to have a beer with, as well as being an economist of considerable repute.
It’s a fair wind that blew men to ale.
Usually when I see Matthew [McConaughey] at a show, he’ll be down in front with his shirt off with two beers just going mental, lit up and having an amazing time.
I’ve been performing since 1955. I’m going to have to keep performing till I die because I’m not going to die in some rocking chair with a big ol’ beer belly.
How’d you like to gaze at a beer can throughout eternity? It might not be so bad. There’d be nothing to fear.
I use no Porter … in my family, but such as is made in America: both these articles may now be purchased of an excellent quality.
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
I cannot live without books.
We call it drunk philosophy. You have a few beers and you become a lot smarter.
You can cover a great deal of country in books.
I think a man can keep on drinking for centuries, he’ll never die; especially wine or beer…I like drunkards, man, because drunkards, they come out of it, and they’re sick and they spring back, they spring back and forth…If I hadn’t been a drunkard, I probably would have committed suicide long ago.
Oh Beer! Oh Hodgson, Guinness, Allsop, Bass! Names that should be on every infant’s tongue! Shall days and months and years and centuries pass, And still your merits be unrecked, unsung?
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.
In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer.
The battle thing is very important in hip-hop, but at the same time, I want to sit down and have a beer and listen to Rakim.
Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all day and I can lift weights and you’re going to pay me for this!
The covers of this book are too far apart.
But if at church they would give some ale. And a pleasant fire our souls to regale. We’d sing and we’d pray all the live long day, Nor ever once from the church to stray.
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people.
This is all thousands of years old. It’s the same the world over. Anyone who has ever walked upright has loved beer, celebrated over it, told talks over it, hatched plots over it, courted over it. It’s what we do as a species. It’s what makes us human. We brew.
Bangkok’s street food culture may have recently been forced to clean up its act but personally, we think there’s nothing better than a steaming bowl of noodles eaten within tripping distance of traffic, washed down with a cold beer, of course.
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
I wasn’t a great student, C average. I was pretty shy, but I drank a lot of beer.
Keeping some calorie-dense food in your diet-whether it is meat, pasta, beer, or cake-allows you to reach satiety more quickly and easily. And this will keep you from feeling deprived.
At first I thought, beer’s nasty. Then I found IPAs. They’re delicious.
Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I’ll be fine.
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
We’ve had drive-by shootings. I’ve been spat on, slapped, shot at. One guy tried to stab me with a broken beer bottle. But the way we look at it, if people do the worst they can, we’ll still wake up in glory.
I still like to think I have a pretty good laugh with the other guys in the dressing room and still enjoy a beer and the odd night out.
Anheuser-Busch gives two free cases of beer to its employees at all of its parks, like Busch Gardens. That’s a comforting thought the next time you’re getting ready to get on the roller coaster!
This ball was so crowded that it took me – a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area – forty five minutes to get a beer.
After a snowstorm is the best time to be in the woods, because all the empty beer and soda cans and candy wrappers disappear, and you don’t have to try as hard to be in another time. Plus there’s just something beautiful about walking on snow that nobody else has walked on.
Oh I have been to Ludlow fair, and left my necktie God knows where. And carried half way home, or near, pints and quarts of Ludlow beer.
I’ve been going long enough to prove what I wanted to prove, to get the girl I wanted to get, to make the money I wanted to make, to drink all the beer I wanted to drink. I’ve played – not exactly everywhere, but I’ve played enough places.
They’re drinkin’ home brew from a wooden cup. The folks were dancin’ there got all shook up.
I read part of it all the way through.
To live with integrity in an unjust society we must work for justice. To walk with integrity through a landscape strewn with beer cans, we must stop and pick them up.
Your very silence shows you agree.
It may be healthier to eat beer and franks with cheer and thanks, than to eat sprouts and bread with doubts and dread.
Trash can!” Pritkin cursed and grabbed one, just about the time everything I’d eaten that night paid a repeat visit. Whiskey, pizza, milk shake, beer-and a lone, half-dissolved gummy bear, which was a surprise, since I couldn’t actually recall having eaten any. Fun times.
You know, nobody eats in England. Three or four pints of English beer a night fills you. I can’t say I’m very impressed with the food in America. it’s all sort of bland. Like turkey sandwiches.
It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.
I had my own youth. I had fun playing in the amateurs, going out with my friends on the weekend, drinking a beer, that sort of thing.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer.
If someone doubts our right to exist – be it on the hills of Umm al-Fahem or in Munich’s beer halls, in Gaza’s crowded streets or in the thick woods of Babi Yar – it’s their problem. Proud states do not break into wails and crawl under the carpet when they discover someone doesn’t love them.
There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard of SCTV.
Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution!
Shoulder the sky, my lad, and drink your ale.
I liked the taste of beer, its live, white lather, its brass-bright depths, the sudden world through the wet-brown walls of the glass, the tilted rush to the lips and the slow swallowing down to the lapping belly, the salt on the tongue, the foam at the corners.
You despise books; you whose lives are absorbed in the vanities of ambition, the pursuit of pleasure or indolence; but remember that all the known world, excepting only savage nations, is governed by books.
it’s 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary.
The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter.
I remember my father making many things. Once we made a shed, and a man in the village came along to help. After a couple of glasses of beer, he said, ‘Give me a tape measure and I’ll make it by eye,’ and the result was so beautiful.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
I first started in tech when one of my friends and I decided it was a good opportunity to start a company while we were in school because we had almost no opportunity cost. Our opportunity cost was playing ‘World of Warcraft’ and drinking beer. We thought it was a good time to try something.
Fashion, at modern time, was actually a way for women to go out in the world. There was one painting of a woman sitting at a cafГ©, drinking a beer by herself and kind of pretending to read but really watching people, that sort of thing. It fascinated me.
Beer was not made to be moralised about, but to be drunk.
I think all it really takes for different people to get along is a common rooting interest and a few beers.
I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
But a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986).
Everybody is using coffee. If possible, this must be prevented. My people must drink beer.
My idea of working out is drinking whiskey – instead of beer.
When a glass sits on a table here, people don’t wonder if it’s half filled or half empty. They just hope it’s good beer.
It was darkly rumoured that the butler, regarding him with favour such as that stern man had never shown before to mortal boy, had sometimes mingled porter with his table beer to make him strong.
In 1984, Jim Koch used his family’s lager recipe to start Boston Beer Company, which has since become the largest ‘craft’ brewer in the country. He brews Samuel Adams, a rich lager named after the American revolutionary that comes with the tagline, ‘Take pride in your beer.’
I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach.
I’d tried to straighten him out, but there’s only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer.
I’m not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer.
The Puritanical nonsense of excluding children and therefore to some extent women from pubs has turned these places into mere boozing shops instead of the family gathering places that they ought to be.
Since the outbreak of war, there has been in our country a steady increase in the consumption of spirits, wine and beer. It is estimated that in dollar volume, the annual outlay is now practically double what it was before the war.
Tender and sweet, Manila clams partner well with a wide variety of foods – white wine, sake, beer, butter, leeks, fresh herbs, roasted peppers, olives, and wild mushrooms, to name a few.
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.
Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers.
Out of nowhere, Valek appeared before me, yelling in my ear, shaking my shoulders. Stupidly, belatedly, I realized he was the drunk. Who else but Valek could win a fight against four large men when armed only with a beer mug?
I met my old lover on the street last night. She seemed so glad to see me, I just smiled. Then we talked about some old times and we drank ourselves some beers, still crazy after all these years.
My favorite thing is always a nice, inexpensive draft beer, but if someone wants something a little more complicated than that, then I’d like a Michelada, which is where I take beer and a little bit of either a spicy or not-so-spicy Bloody Mary, mix it like six to one [ratio], so it’s kind of a red beer.
Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.
I’m gaining weight the right way: I’m drinking beer.
I do like beer, but lately I’ve started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don’t get the alcohol, so that’s a good alternative also.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
I remember when I was a kid rugby players were some big guys that drunk a lot of beer but now they have proper training programs and diets and all that. And the pioneers of all that is bodybuilding.
I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world.
When in doubt tell the truth.
You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Ideally, brewers interpret history, and through science they create art.
Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. “What’s that, is it moving, get it!! It’s a nun! Fry her!! Fry her!”
I don’t think I’m a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some women I do hate.
I don’t go to the gym or practice yoga. And the closest thing I have to a nutritionist is the Carlsberg Beer Company. I just have the appetite of a pigeon.
How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you bloody well feel like it.
So how as a nation can we sit around and eat Mexican food, and drink beer and make friends? That’s the question. If we can do that on a broader scale, I think we’ll come out of it all right.
They were actually pills to make slimming easier for you. We used to take them with a couple of beers. They made you just a little speedy. But you can’t compare it to speed from today or cocaine or anything. It’s just baby food compared to that.
I don’t have a nice singing voice! Particularly if I’ve had a few beers, that’s when I’ll get up and go on the karaoke. I’ll usually try to murder a Frank Sinatra song like ‘My Way’. In my head I sound exactly like him, but when you watch the footage back, evidently not!
The reality is that beer still outsells wine and spirits combined, and makes up 60 of all alcoholic beverage occasions. It’s important to keep beer fun, relevant and in step with the changing preferences of adults who enjoy beer.
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
I want to go to a place where I can go to a football game, take off my shirt, paint my chest and major in beer.
If a tax on malt would raise the price of beer, a tax on bread must raise the price of bread.
I hate wine. I like beer!
I have a personal ritual. Just like 10 minutes before a show, I’ll open a beer, just so it feels like I’ve just arrived at a party. I have a few sips, then we go on stage.
Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better.
From the very beginning I started with a beer and a cigarette because I couldn’t figure out what to do with my hands. So usually I have a beer and cigarette and that’s what I was doing with my hands because that looked natural and felt good.
Beer is God’s way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy.
There’s nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves.
Will I still get a slice of pizza? Will I drink a beer or two? Absolutely. You still have to live, but I try to do things in moderation.
Life’s not all beer and skittles
Everybody thinks I drink beer but I actually like cider!
Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I’m an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a beer?
The man that isn’t jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking.
One of the coolest things to me about going to a show is you look over, and the guy next to you is sitting there drinking a beer and he’s wearing a Donkeys t-shirt. And you’re like, “Dude, I love The Donkeys.”
There were no tourists. Beer was illegal. There was only government television and no television on Thursdays or in the summer.
The food thing is crazy to me. In this town the beer thing is also crazy to me. Frankly even with Brightest Young Things, it’s such a celebration of [beer and food], all this stuff. I don’t think it’s bad or evil, but there’s something out of bounds. It’s like, “A bar opened!” Who cares? Think about that.
Nothing quenches the thirst like a wheat beer, or sharpens the appetite like an India pale ale. Nothing goes as well with seafood as a dry porter or stout, or accompanies chocolate like an imperial stout. Nothing soothes like a barleywine. These are just a few of the specialty styles of beer.
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
If all else fails immortality can always be assured by adequate error.
A real man would never cry in public unless he was watching a movie in which a heroic dog died to save its master.Or if Heidi klum unbuttoned her blouse. Or he accidently dropped a full case of beer.
Never allow a child to spend all of his allowance. Insist that he set aside a certain amount of money every week and put it in a safe place, where you can get it if you need to buy beer.
I was sitting at a friend’s place in Michigan on vacation, having a beer on the patio. I was a little hefty. I said to myself: “Okay, I’m going to finish this weekend off strong, then after that I’m going to shut her down. I’m going to start taking better care of myself.”
I used to drink a lot of beer, but I was just getting fat as can be. Now that we’ve had a little success, I can afford to drink wine.
I can’t actually read interviews with thesps now because they’re almost always fantastically predictable, the men especially. Actors are forever stressing their ordinariness, their beer and football-loving commitments.
I don’t drink beer, and I don’t drink at home.
Put it back in the horse!
The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That’s your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg.
No, no, I’m a lowbrow. I read [Dostoevsky] more out of obligation than enjoyment. For enjoyment, for me, it’s a beer and the football game.
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written.
For so many years, I was trying to beat my hair into submission, trying to get it to look like someone else’s hair, and I didn’t know how. I remember going through a phase where I even put beer in my hair, because I was told that would make it smooth and curly.
Life is with such all beer and skittles.
They are not difficult to please
About their victuals.
They are not difficult to please
About their victuals.
Deep-seated preferences cannot be argued about – you cannot argue a man into liking a glass of beer.
The average billboard has no more than eight words. It takes a lot of effort to make a beer, rice, or shampoo seem special in eight words.
I know of a brewer who sells more of his beer to the people who never see his advertising than to the people who see it every week. Bad advertising can unsell a product.
Only a pint at breakfast-time, and a pint and a half at eleven o’clock, and a quart or so at dinner. And then no more till the afternoon; and half a gallon at supper-time. No one can object to that.
Most people hate the taste of beer – to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.
Always store beer in a dark place.
Think beer; drink beer.
What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.
It used to just be a SAG card, and then you got an AFTRA card. I got my AFTRA card doing a commercial in Atlanta. I got my SAG card doing a beer commercial from 100 years ago; it was one of the first national commercials with a family in it that was black and normal, and I played the daughter.
I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved.
it sucks to get old…but there’s always beer
Under the pressure of the cares and sorrows of our mortal condition, men have at all times, and in all countries, called in some physical aid to their moral consolations – wine, beer, opium, brandy, or tobacco.
It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
I will veto every single beer, um, bill with earmarks.
something has been said for sobriety but very little.
We could not now take time for further search or consideration, our victuals being much spent, especially our beer.
Don’t you know alcohol kills brain cells…any damn brain cell that can’t live through a good drunk deserves to die. You’re doing yourself a favour, getting rid of all them nonhacking, underachieving ones. I’m working on improving your efficiency.
Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
I sat at a bar having a beer trying to hold down the stool.
My body was built through years of good food – and beer.
I can’t stand the smell of beer.
To dispute with a drunkard is to debate with an empty house.
Television has raised writing to a new low.
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up the sails, the boat tips way over, and you could spill your beer.
Hell’s a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I’m gonna go get a cold beer and pour it down my pants.
We could be happy if the air was as pure as beer.
What kind of heart does one have to have in order to be able to get rid of these, without regret, as if they were empty beer cans?
When I was at my biggest I was having a daily fry up, fish and chips once per week, takeaway a couple more times and drinking beer nearly every day.
I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry.
Marijuana is not much more difficult to obtain than beer. The reason for this is that a liquor store selling beer to a minor stands to lose its liquor license. Marijuana salesmen don’t have expensive overheads, and so are not easily punished.
Nowadays, especially when you think of electronic music, it’s like, the producer is mostly the one who makes the music or the beats and everything. But I am more, since I’m that old, when I started to make music the producer was just sitting in the back shouting and drinking beer.
When you see a Bruce Springsteen or Tom Petty or Jackson Browne show, the impression you get is that you’d love to have a beer with them. That’s the image they project.
In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always, the teams that show up in beer drinking situations consist of guys who have been playing league softball and smell like bus seats.
Keep your libraries, your penal institutions, your insaneasylums… give me beer.You think man needs rule, he needs beer. The world does not need morals, it needs beer… The souls of men have been fed with indigestibles, but the soul could make use of beer.
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!
I’m more of a guy’s girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don’t bicker or sit down and do my nails.
I have a beer belly.
Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.
I use dull colors in my drawings because I started out using a root beer base because it seemed like an interesting idea and when it turned out that it worked quite well as an ink I started using other colors that would compliment it.
You from within our glasses, you lusty golden brew, whoever imbibes takes fire from you. The young and the old sing your praises. Here’s to beer, here’s to cheer, here’s to beer.
After tea, we discussed a variety of topics before the fire; and Mrs. Micawber was good enough to sing us (in a small, thin, flat voice, which I remembered to have considered, when I first knew her, the very table-beer of acoustics) the favourite ballads of “The Dashing White Sergeant”, and “Little Tafflin”.
That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Did the Warwickshire militia, who were chiefly artisans, teach the Irish to drink beer, or did they learn from the Irish how to drink whiskey?
Fermentation may have been a better invention than fire.
One of the remarkable things about being 19 is that you can break open a case of warm beer at midnight and still be wide-eyed and alert for your eight-a.m. class. And that gave me the false impression that my life would always be like that.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
I will be here and be around, watching over you. You can bet on that. I’ll find a way to get some peanuts and take some beer and tell some lies.
A country of long shadows on county cricket grounds, warm beer, green suburbs, dog lovers, and old maids cycling to holy communion through the morning mist.
Here’s to the drunken Marine
With beer in his canteen!
You’ve heard of the Unknown Soldier
But, never an unknown Marine!
With beer in his canteen!
You’ve heard of the Unknown Soldier
But, never an unknown Marine!
There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like falling in love.
On Sundays, that’s my pig out day and I do the pizza and the beer.
To fund major cultural efforts, we must not rely alone on government and foundation patronage; if the farmer can spend for beer, he can pay for good entertainment which he can understand, which he can identify with and which will fortify his spirit.
I’m not a feminist. I hail men, I love men. I celebrate American male culture, and beer, and bars and muscle cars.
As far as my street cred goes, I’ll always have that, because I always hang with the kids. I’ll jump right off the stage and buy them a beer. I’ll be a star on stage, but I’ll always hang with the kids.
A bee rose up from a sun-filled paper cup, off to make slum honey from some diet root beer it had found inside.
I’ve never had beer. It smells so disgusting.
Ginny’s Little Longhorn is my favorite place to play and hang because it’s close to old school beer joint music venue as you’ll ever find. The Continental Club is also in the top as well.
Let’s get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous.
Bruges is a beautiful medieval city almost untouched by time. If you like jazz, you will be well catered for. If you like chocolate and beer, you will be in heaven.
Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read man never quotes accurately, for the rather obvious reason that he has read too widely.
If you faced a long hungry period with nothing between you and starvation but a bit of barley and a pig, you’d be better off turning the barley into beer and letting the pig starve.
When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing.
In history books, or the one about the guy who cut his hand off to get out of a canyon in Utah, you really want them to be accurate. But my stuff is such small beer by comparison.
People love talking about their jobs. Take them out, buy them lunch or take them for a beer and they’ll talk about their job, provided they know that you’re going to respect their anonymity.
Back down a country road the girls are always hot and the beer is ice cold.
I’m celebrating my love for you with a pint of beer and a new tattoo
Good films are not made by accident, nor is good photography. You can have good things happen, on occasion, by accident that can be applied at that moment in a film, but your craft isn’t structured around such things, except in beer commercials.
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.
You can now buy a pack of beer containing 99 cans. A 99-can pack of beer. Who says America has lost its competitive edge?
Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles.
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
A broken heart, too much cold beer, ocean waves and a willing man were never a good combination, no matter what the country songs said.
I like to eat crawfish and drink beer. That’s despair?
What was the first name of the Houston club? It wasn’t the Astros. It was the Colt .45s. A lot of guys now will say Colt 45 is a beer. But it was also a pistol, and it went right with Texas.
In particular, there was a butler in a blue coat and bright buttons, who gave quite a winey flavour to the table beer; he poured it out so superbly.
He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.
Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
This place is just too frickin precious,” the cop said, eyeing a guy dressed in a hot pink leisure suit with makeup to match. “Give me rednecks and home-grown beer any day of the week over this X-culture bullshit.
If you drink like a fish, don’t drive: swim.
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?
I would be in Italy working on a film, longing for something simple – like, God, I would just kill to be sitting at a barbecue having a beer right now.
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil’ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon – and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.
I love quality drinks – a really good beer, or a great wine.
Thirstily he set it to his lips, and as its cool refreshment began to soothe his throat, he thanked Heaven that in a world of much evil there was still so good a thing as ale.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
[…] beer results in ideas, which results in new code.
If you piled in a car and you go to an AEW show with all your buddies there, you had a beer or two, and you get to yell at whoever you want, you get to cheer for whoever you want, you get to chant, like those moments are friend making moments.
I no longer needed a reason for my existence, just a reason to live. And imagination, free will, love, humor, fun, music, sports, beer, and pizza are all good enough reasons for living. But living an honest life – for that you need the truth.
Bud Light….the perfect beer for marketers about to lose their job.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
I usually need a can of beer to prime me.
In my business, the cheaper the ticket price the better. I’d love for more consumers to walk into an amphitheater, park, have a beer and eat a hot dog. There’s no advantage to me to have anything but sold-out shows.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit!
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
My soul is ten thousand miles wide and extremely invisibly deep. It is the same size as the sea, and you cannot, you cannot cram it into beer cans and fingernails and stake it out in lots and own it. It will drown you all and never even notice.
Is it in the best interest of baseball to sell beer in the ninth inning? Probably not. The rule has got to be more clearly defined. And then some process should be set up where the judge is not also the appeals judge.
I wish to cry. Yet, I laugh, and my lipstick leaves a red stain like a bloody crescent moon on top of the beer can
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art.
Recently I began to feel this void in my life, even after meals, and I said to myself, “Dave, all you do with your spare time is sit around and drink beer. You need a hobby.” So I got a hobby. I make beer.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
I recommend…bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.
Let’s all work to get people to drink more good beer, so if someone walks into your office and says he drinks Corona, don’t immediately call him a dickhead.
I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one’s local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.
Some miners would have 20 pints after a hard day in the mine. Now that we sit behind computers all day, this is down to 18 or 19 pints.
Watch what you choose to do. For instance, someone might want you to smoke. Never forget that I told you – don’t do it. Say no.That can of beer that somebody wants you to try, don’t do it. Don’t you ever do it.That drug that someone might want you to use, don’t touch it.Stay away from it. It can destroy you.
The life of an actor is not filled with limousines and talk-show interviews. I’ve moved crates of beer; I’ve been a bartender, personal assistant, butler. But all those skills have helped me in the business aspect of what I do.
Playboy isn’t like the downscale, male bonding, beer-swilling phenomena that is being promoted now by (some men’s magazines). My whole notion was the romantic connection between male and female.
Our teenage “druggies” are habituated to drugs rather than addicted. While beer and other alcoholic beverages are preferred drugs, kids have simply not used alcohol long enough to become addicted. The other drug of preference – marijuana – is not addictive.
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
Prejudice is opinion without judgement.
Drinking is a way of ending the day.
Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.
Lo! the poor toper whose untutored sense, Sees bliss in ale, and can with wine dispense; Whose head proud fancy never taught to steer, Beyond the muddy ecstasies of beer.
The goal is to give people a free encyclopedia to every person in the world, in their own language. Not just in a ‘free beer’ kind of way, but also in the free speech kind of way.
When you go to a football game and someone offers you a beer […], they’re really saying hi, have a glass of extroversion.
Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night.
I aimed at the public’s heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach.
We don’t have to go that far to sell our beer because our immediate accounts sell so much. Places that sold 10 cases before, now they’re selling 30.
If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.
There was no use pretending, no magic left to hear, all the music gave me was a craving for lite beer.
The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn’t have to attend all those meetings.
I am not young enough to know everything.
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
He that drinks beer, thinks beer.
I’ll smoke weed occasionally, on special occasions like a movie night or something. I like to drink beer but whenever it comes to hard drugs, I really believe that they hurt your body, deplete your energy.
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille’s heel, if you will.
Apparently, there is no bad economic turn a conservative cannot do unto his buddy in the working class, as long as cultural solidarity has been cemented over a beer.
As I am writing, another illustration of ye generation of hills proposed above comes into my mind. Milk is as uniform a liquor as ye chaos was. If beer be poured into it & ye mixture let stand till it be dry, the surface of ye curdled substance will appear as rugged & mountanous as the Earth in any place.
It’s very hard to get pretentious about beer. You can become knowledgeable and start to talk with a highfalutin’ vocabulary. But you can only go so far with beer, and I’ve always liked that.
And now, with the aid of this common beer glass, I shall play my fifty guinea solo.
I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it’s ‘God, get me a shot of tequila.’
Cover a war in a place where you can’t drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no!
What I like about playing America is you can be pretty sure you’re not going to get hit with a full can of beer when you’re singing and I really enjoy that!
Genesee beer. The great outdoors in a glass.
When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money, everybody tries to buy me beers. Where were all these people back when I was in college and broke?
Raise up your glasses against evil forces; Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.
The battle between craft breweries and big beer stretches back to the 1990s, when the idea of buying a beer brewed by a small, independent brewery first took off.
I enjoy tasting [beer]. But I’m not a drinker, period. With my schedule, I don’t really have time.
If a man ordered a beer milk shake, he thought, he’d better do it in a town where he wasn’t known.
I wish we could all have good luck, all the time! I wish we had wings! I wish rain water was beer!
I’m known for my strength and it helped that from a young age I was carrying around crates of beer or carpets and heavy rolls of underlay.
How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.
Well I ain’t seen my baby since I don’t know when,
I’ve been drinking bourbon whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I’m gonna get loose,
Need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don’t you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.
I’ve been drinking bourbon whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I’m gonna get loose,
Need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don’t you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.
I’m an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.
I can’t describe the feeling when I go down – it’s down down down and there’s never going to be an up again. And whatever was good isn’t good any more; white becomes grey, music becomes dictionaries, honey becomes beer and the sky a curdled lemon. There’s no caramel anymore.
My drug of choice is beer. It’s not only socially accepted, you can’t even watch a football game without having it shoved in your face a thousand times.
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
I could take a cemetery and make all the tombstones beer companies. There’s a lot of craft beers that came and went. A lot of them.
Drunkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view.
I wrote at the start that this was a record of hate, and walking there beside Henry towards the evening glass of beer, I found the one prayer that seemed to serve the winter mood: O God, You’ve done enough, You’ve robbed me of enough, I’m too tired and old to learn to love, leave me alone forever.
It’s mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there’s Red Bull and Beer. It’s not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.
Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks
Swaying to new beats, hearing old favorites, and drinking expensive beer are ageless pastimes.
Never ask for ‘a beer.’
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them.
You go to jail for drinking beer and then walking with your bike. You go to jail for smoking a joint. For abortion. This is a nihilist policy which hurts people.
I don’t think I’ve drunk enough beer to understand that.
I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it’s safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.
I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.
Sitting on a plastic chair at night listening to the sea lapping below while sipping a cold beer is about as good as life gets.
Sunlight ‘s a thing that needs a window Before it enter a dark room. Windows don’t happen.” So two old poets, Hunched at their beer in the low haze Of an inn parlour, while the talk ran Noisily by them, glib with prose.
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don’t even invite me.
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
The beer and the wurst were wonderful, but I was dying to be back in the South, where the livin’ was easy, where the fish were jumpin’, where the cotton grew high.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
We will all look back on the Trump presidency as reporters one day over a beer, and say, we were there, we covered it all, and what a trip it was!
Subtract out the impact and the fall is all you get. So here’s two beers to remember why and three more to forget.
I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice.
I love the idea of having a beer with a lot of the musicians I admire.
People have always challenged me. People told me I was going to get this big beer belly when I got done playing. But I work out six days a week, and when I turn 40, I’m going to still have that six pack.
In heaven there is no beer. That’s why we drink ours here.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
The opposition has always opposed the Universal Child Care Benefit, from the time the Liberals said parents would just spend it on beer and popcorn.
Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy a refreshing drink which she almost certainly was not going to pay for.
And I will make it felony to drink small beer.
Gasman’ was something I wrote on a beer mat in a pub.
He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
What do Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty from the neck up!
Make sure that the beer – four pints a week – goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.
Design is all about relationships. Unfortunately, many designers don’t fully appreciate this. Some of the best design work I’ve ever done was drinking coffee or beers with engineers, marketing people, and business development hustlers. And I wholeheartedly mean design work.
I just don’t want to come down to that level of society….the ones who sit by their televisions, drink their beer, their guts fat, vicariously living someone else’s life, in a destructive way. I want a positive way.
We’re basically after Joe’s beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
No one who can read, ever looks at a book, even unopened on a shelf, like one who cannot.
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest.
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I’m hot under the collar.
Demagogue–a vessel containing beer and other liquids.
Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.
Polish people have a wit and sarcasm. They’re gentle but still very strong. Like, they love beer, which is traditionally so manly, but they’ll put a spoonful of jam in it to sweeten it up. They’re this wonderful mix of hard and soft.
It is a great feeling to know that from a window I can go to books to cans of beer to past loves. And from these gather enough dream to sneak out a back door.
Life isn’t all beer and skittles; few of us have touched a skittle in years.
I wasn’t really an alcoholic, but I was losing control. I still go for a beer, but I drink a lot less.
My films are like drinking a good beer, but pleasure doesn’t mean that it cannot change someone’s point of view.
But leave me to my beer! Gold is dross, love is loss, so if I gulp my sorrows down, or see them drown in foamy draughts of old nut-brown, then I do wear the crown, without the cross!
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
Would I were in an alehouse in London.
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
The whole world is drunk and we’re just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.
Doesn’t matter. If I would’ve had a beer before the game, I would’ve been drunk. So I don’t believe in ‘if.’
I’m not a great beer drinker, but I do like Butcombe, probably because it’s made of good Somerset water.
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
If you want someone to grab a beer with, I may not be that guy. But if you want someone to drive you home, I will get the job done and I will get you home.
I drink tea like Oliver Reed used to drink beer. I must get through about 12 to 15 cups a day.
