Blender Quotes

Blender Quotes by Ruth Reichl, Steven Squyres, M. Shadows, Anna Kaiser, Jerry Seinfeld, Brad Leone and many others.

I love to make pies - pot pies, quiches, savory tarts,

I love to make pies – pot pies, quiches, savory tarts, fruit pies. I use an old-fashioned pastry blender with wires and a wooden handle. I never use a recipe.
Ruth Reichl
We’re stunned by the diversity of rocks. This stuff looks like it was put into a blender.
Steven Squyres
We grew up with every type of band from Primus to Mr. Bungle to Elton John to pop music to metal, and we try to throw it all in a blender. And whatever comes out of that is more Avenged Sevenfold than metal or metalcore.
M. Shadows
Soup is really easy to make: you can take basil, celery, acorn squash and boil them and then put them in the blender with sea salt. It’s delicious and only takes about 15 minutes. You can make it the night before. It’s kind of like making baby puree, and there are a ton of super easy recipes.
Anna Kaiser
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld
I cannot stress this enough: the difference between a bowl and a smoothie is the time it spends in the blender.
Brad Leone
Junior Blender is a hardcore dancehall head. He’s in Supersonic, which is one of the top soundclash sound-systems in Europe.
Walshy Fire
I’m not a blender. I don’t like people who blend into society.
Ashlyn Harris
I always thought, if I was gonna make a kids show, I would want to make something that my own 12-year-old self would love. So, I put all that in a blender and stewed it together to create ‘Gravity Falls.’
Alex Hirsch
I always keep a damp beauty blender and a powder compact in my purse, and I touch up a lot.
Jeffree Star
A great immersion blender – also known as a hand blender or stick blender – can complement a well-equipped kitchen, offering a convenient alternative to dragging out larger appliances for many basic kitchen tasks.
Sohla El-Waylly
I was born in a blender.
Lorna Luft
I attempted to beat a Michelin-starred master chopper at prepping vegetables and making stuffing. He was doing it by hand, I was using a blender. It was bloody close too, he just beat me.
Phillip Schofield
The most important quality of an immersion blender is its ability to blend things. In a perfect world, an immersion blender would be able to execute the same tasks as a full-sized blender, from silky cauliflower pure to smooth nut butters.
Sohla El-Waylly
A food processor, or even one of those small bowls that fit on a stick blender, is a real treasure. No, that’s not an overstatement.
Yotam Ottolenghi