Bongs Quotes

Bongs Quotes by Demetri Martin, Dana Rohrabacher, Redman, Kelly Masterson, P. J. O’Rourke, Terence McKenna and many others.

A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smok

A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you’re smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you’re thinking about something.
Demetri Martin
I did everything but drink the bong water when I was young.
Dana Rohrabacher
When I hit the bong
I’m Godzilla takin’ over Hong Kong
Eatin’ wonton with a shotgun in long johns.
I certainly like the actor to have as much lee-way as possible. In the same way that director Bong was generous enough to let me create, you have to do that for actors, as well, and let them use the tools they have, and part of that is their own brains and their own words.
Kelly Masterson
The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don’t actually go outdoors much, or the environment would be even worse than it is already.
P. J. O’Rourke
If the words ‘life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness’ don’t include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn’t worth the hemp it was written on.
Terence McKenna
I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
Bob Saget
Why use up the forests which were centuries in the making and the mines which required ages to lay down, if we can get the equivalent of forest and mineral products in the annual growth of the hemp fields?
Henry Ford
I was never a pipe or bong man. That’s California stuff. I was an Eastern roller.
George Carlin
Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you’d let me in and you would love every minute.
John Mayer
I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast
Ronald Reagan
Steer clear of pot. It’s an ambition zapper. Wait till you’ve made it. When you’re 45 buy a bong. But for now, buy a suit.
Greg Gutfeld
Bong Joon-ho is enormously sensitive to performance. He knows what he needs to see and that’s all he needs to shoot. He is so daring. We don’t do that in the west. We shoot everything.
John Hurt
According to this woman, who requested anonymity because of her current job as a clinical psychologist, “He and Randy came to my house, they knocked on my door, and then they blindfolded me, tied me up, and put me in their car. They took me to their apartment and tried to force me to take bong hits. They’d been smoking pot.”
Rand Paul
Real slow hits from the bong…
Make me feel like Cheech,
And I’m kickin’ it with Chong.
A bunch of bong-smoking, America-bashing, flag-burning, yoga-posing, incense-burning, dolphin-saving, salmon-eating hypocrites. These are the sensitive, liberal people who are always yelling about people’s freedom of speech and expression, unless you happen to say something that pisses them off.
Richard Jeni
[Bong Joon-ho’] is quite different but technically, he is as clever as [Alfred] Hitchcock. That’s saying something. In humanitarian terms, I think he is much cleverer. He is one of the best directors I’ve worked with. I absolutely adore working with him.
John Hurt
I know I look good. The regular adjectives that come my way – sexy, hot, dusky, bong bombshell I love them.
Bipasha Basu
[Phelps] firmly denies that he takes drugs, suggesting that the notorious photo of him smoking from a bong was a one-time lapse of judgment.
Michael Phelps
Elephant Man [movie] was much more difficult physically. This had a couple of days. It was quite tricky. I had my leg strapped up behind me and I am a little older now. It was all marvelous, though. He [Bong Joon-ho] is one of the most fabulous directors in the world.
John Hurt