Burritos Quotes

Burritos Quotes by James S.A. Corey, Cassandra Clare, Janet Evanovich, Fergie, Michael Chabon, Alan Arkin and many others.

No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito.

No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito.
James S.A. Corey
Maia pulled on a braid. “I ran into Eric of all people. He told me what happened and that you’d backed out of Millenium Lint’s gigs for the past two weeks because of it.” “Actually, they changed their name,” Jordan said. “They’re Midnight Burrito now.
Cassandra Clare
My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.
Janet Evanovich
I’m famous for splurging at fast-food places. I’m currently obsessed with Taco Bell’s bean and cheese burritos with extra green sauce and extra cheese. Gluttony!
Fergie
My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with.
Michael Chabon
I played guitar. I’ve always considered myself an actor, but I wasn’t making a living as an actor. So I was in a couple of folk groups that managed to keep me in underwear and burritos.
Alan Arkin
I’ve never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito.
Mitch Hedberg
I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they’re real.
Hannibal Buress
Amos sipped his coffee. “Sorry if that distubed you. Khufu’s very picky. He only eats foods that end in -o. Doritos, burritos, flamingos.” I blinked. “Did you say-” “Carter,” Sadie warned. She looked a little queasy, like she’d already had this conversation. “Don’t ask.
Rick Riordan
This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!
Lisi Harrison
Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito.
Sherman Alexie
They say California’s the big burrito; Texas is a big taco right now. We want to follow that through. Florida is a big tamale.
Dan Rather
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment.
Lisi Harrison
My mom cooked the same food every day – tortillas, beans and meat. If it was enchiladas, it was – tortillas, beans and meat. If it was burritos, it was still – tortillas, beans and meat.
Felipe Esparza
Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it’s a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.
Rick Riordan
In my 20s, I mostly ate burritos and nachos, with the occasional burger.
Neil Patrick Harris
They wrapped her up like a baby burrito to show to Mom. Here were a mother and her daughter and I love them both so much. I couldn’t wait for Courtney to come to the hospital so I could have all my women together.
Al Roker
Everybody drinks,” she said calmly. The Only Rational One. “Your sister doesn’t.” When rolled her eyes. “Forgive me, but I’m not going to spend my college years sitting soberly in my dorm room, writing about gay magicians.” “Objection,” Cath said, reaching for a burrito.
Rainbow Rowell
It is a great paradox and a great injustice that writers write because we fear death and want to leave something indestructible in our wake and, at the same time, are drawn to all the things that kill: whiskey and cigarettes, unprotected sex, and deep-fried burritos.
Ariel Gore
There’s 2 things I love in this world: Burritos and Murder
Aaron Hernandez
Even if I’m gone all day, breakfast is the one meal I always cook for my kids. I make French toast, oatmeal, or an egg burrito.
Gabrielle Reece
I grew up eating street tacos and burritos on the beach, so I like people who can eat and aren’t afraid to show it.
Emily Ratajkowski
When I’m treating myself, it’s a full-on burrito, all loaded up!
Jenna Ushkowitz
I’ve always considered myself an actor, but I wasn’t making a living as an actor.
Alan Arkin
Hillary Clinton announced she’s running for president. Yesterday in Ohio, Hillary popped into a Chipotle and she ordered a burrito bowl with chips and salsa. And on her way out she said, ‘That locks down the Hispanic vote.’
Conan O’Brien
And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.
Christopher Moore