Burritos Quotes

No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito.

Maia pulled on a braid. “I ran into Eric of all people. He told me what happened and that you’d backed out of Millenium Lint’s gigs for the past two weeks because of it.” “Actually, they changed their name,” Jordan said. “They’re Midnight Burrito now.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

I’m famous for splurging at fast-food places. I’m currently obsessed with Taco Bell’s bean and cheese burritos with extra green sauce and extra cheese. Gluttony!

My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with.

I played guitar. I’ve always considered myself an actor, but I wasn’t making a living as an actor. So I was in a couple of folk groups that managed to keep me in underwear and burritos.

I’ve never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito.

I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they’re real.

Amos sipped his coffee. “Sorry if that distubed you. Khufu’s very picky. He only eats foods that end in -o. Doritos, burritos, flamingos.” I blinked. “Did you say-” “Carter,” Sadie warned. She looked a little queasy, like she’d already had this conversation. “Don’t ask.

This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!

Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito.

They say California’s the big burrito; Texas is a big taco right now. We want to follow that through. Florida is a big tamale.

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment.

My mom cooked the same food every day – tortillas, beans and meat. If it was enchiladas, it was – tortillas, beans and meat. If it was burritos, it was still – tortillas, beans and meat.

Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it’s a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.

In my 20s, I mostly ate burritos and nachos, with the occasional burger.

They wrapped her up like a baby burrito to show to Mom. Here were a mother and her daughter and I love them both so much. I couldn’t wait for Courtney to come to the hospital so I could have all my women together.

Everybody drinks,” she said calmly. The Only Rational One. “Your sister doesn’t.” When rolled her eyes. “Forgive me, but I’m not going to spend my college years sitting soberly in my dorm room, writing about gay magicians.” “Objection,” Cath said, reaching for a burrito.

It is a great paradox and a great injustice that writers write because we fear death and want to leave something indestructible in our wake and, at the same time, are drawn to all the things that kill: whiskey and cigarettes, unprotected sex, and deep-fried burritos.

There’s 2 things I love in this world: Burritos and Murder

Even if I’m gone all day, breakfast is the one meal I always cook for my kids. I make French toast, oatmeal, or an egg burrito.

I grew up eating street tacos and burritos on the beach, so I like people who can eat and aren’t afraid to show it.

When I’m treating myself, it’s a full-on burrito, all loaded up!

I’ve always considered myself an actor, but I wasn’t making a living as an actor.

Hillary Clinton announced she’s running for president. Yesterday in Ohio, Hillary popped into a Chipotle and she ordered a burrito bowl with chips and salsa. And on her way out she said, ‘That locks down the Hispanic vote.’

And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.