Christmas Shopping Quotes

Christmas Shopping Quotes by Bill Watterson, Charles Dickens, Andy Borowitz, David Letterman, Larry Merchant, Jeff Foxworthy and many others.

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer… Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
Bill Watterson
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
Charles Dickens
Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a “religious” meaning.
Andy Borowitz
I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, “So does the guy I stole it from.”
David Letterman
The Super Bowl is like Christmas shopping at Macy’s for bookies.
Larry Merchant
You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
Jeff Foxworthy
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.
Hamilton Wright Mabie
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
Katharine Whitehorn
Christmas shopping! I can do all my Christmas shopping here! I know March is a bit early, but why not be organized? And then when Christmas arrives I won’t have to go near the horrible Christmas crowds.
Sophie Kinsella
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
William Thomas Ellis
And therefore, Uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that [Christmas] has done me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!
Charles Dickens
If the players go Christmas shopping, it’s not ideal preparation. It may sound silly, but having to fight off the crowds in a busy shopping centre or having people visit can be demanding.
Steve Coppell
Every gift which is given, even though is be small, is in reality great, if it is given with affection
Pindar
Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it ‘white’.
Bing Crosby
Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts.
Joan Winmill Brown
The magi, as you know, were wise men wonderfully wise men who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents.
O. Henry
There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
Conan O’Brien
Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time.
Laura Ingalls Wilder
Black Friday is not another bad hair day in Wall Street. It’s the term used by American retailers to describe the day after the Thanksgiving Holiday, seen as the semi-official start of Christmas shopping season.
Evan Davis
Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping.
Jon Anderson
It’s fun when you start a movie, because it’s kind of like you get to go Christmas shopping… you get to make your wish list and you start thinking about what each character needs.
Spike Jonze
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
Norman Vincent Peale
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
Dave Barry
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
Bill Vaughan
Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
Peg Bracken
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance.
Oren Arnold
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
William Thomas Ellis
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning
Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it.
Richard Lamm
As we struggle with shopping lists and invitations, compounded by December’s bad weather, it is good to be reminded that there are people in our lives who are worth this aggravation, and people to whom we are worth the same.
Donald E. Westlake
During the holidays, everyone needs a break from studying for exams and Christmas shopping. I wanted to put together a diverse tour that rocks in many musical directions but always points to Christ.
TobyMac