Crap Quotes

Crap Quotes by Martin Landau, Rick Smolan, Gabrielle Bernstein, Stephen Colletti, Peter Kay, Jamie Dornan and many others.

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The more complicated the character, the better I am. It’s the one-dimensional crap that I had to do for years that drove me crazy.
Martin Landau
Targeted ads, I think, are useful because I don’t want to see all the crap. I’m not interested in buying a Mercedes Benz, but I am interested in buying a new MacBook Air. So if organizations like Facebook can actually make the ads more relevant to me, if they know what I am interested in, I have no problem with that.
Rick Smolan
I’m not a fanatic about my diet. I just believe the more aware you become of your spiritual being, the more you want to respect your physical being. It’s a spiritual diet: You love yourself too much to eat crap!
Gabrielle Bernstein
I’m the type of guy if there’s a haunted hotel in town, I’m staying there and will stay up all night waiting to get the crap scared out of me.
Stephen Colletti
I knew I could make people laugh but I was frightened of doing it. I thought, ‘What if I’m crap, what if I’m no good at it?’, but I knew I should have a go and shouldn’t sit inside watching other people do it on television.
Peter Kay
I’d been auditioning for parts for years. I never got any better at it. I’m crap at auditions. I know there are people who can walk into those rooms and make those lines sing on the page and get the job immediately. I wasn’t one of them. I’m still not one of them.
Jamie Dornan
Films cannot change anybody’s life. That’s a load of crap.
Dimple Kapadia
Like what you like, enjoy what you enjoy, and don’t take crap from anybody.
Robert Anton Wilson
‘Parable of the Sower’ is capital-I Important. Put it on the literary fiction shelf. Put it on the Holy Crap fiction shelf. Put it on every shelf. This is one of the all-time great American novels.
Robin Sloan
I like crisp words like ‘blimey’, ‘yikes’, ‘crap’ which describe consternation, embarrassment, and sometimes wonderment without making me type so many alphabets.
Twinkle Khanna
You guys have to understand that I started in as deep of waters as there is. I’ve been the underdog since the first time I put gloves on. I love my fans but I don’t give a crap about who thinks who is gonna win or not. This isn’t a team sport. I’m the one that has to deal with the person fighting in front of me.
Joe Warren
Don’t blame anyone or anything for your situation or problems. When you do that, you are saying that you are powerless over your own life—which is utter crap. An empowering step to reclaiming your life is taking responsibility.
Jillian Michaels
When it’s real world rules, it will not matter how big you are? When a bullet hits you in the head, you die. It all becomes about how much heart you have when you go into a world that is so scary, that assesses you and finds you either as an asset or full of crap.
Ric Roman Waugh
It’s not funny at all that we do all that advertising for children. Why is advertising for children allowed? What possible reason can there be for having those effing adverts on TV for all this crap that’s made by poor people in poor countries that we sell our children who have too much?
Emma Thompson
Street performers, homemade crafts, keep your wallet in your front pocket and don’t buy any crap!
Camryn Manheim
When you go into a film, you read it, and something clicks for you, and you like it, and you sign on for it; you go for it. You know that this is going to be a good film, and that is your best hope. Past that, it’s a crap shoot – you roll the dice.
Richard Roundtree
If I’ve written five pages by hand, out of those five pages, one page might be worth saving. The rest is crap. I have to throw it away. It’s like I need eight hours to do two hours’ work.
Steve Toltz
I couldn’t not play a Les Paul guitar. Les always used to point to my Strat and say, ‘Why do you have that piece of crap around your neck?’ I’d say, ‘Yours are too heavy. I had to drill holes in it.’
Jeff Beck
What’s fascinating about D.C., the exteriors are these elaborate structures, this gorgeous architecture and beautiful stonework, and then you go inside and it’s crap-looking – apart from the White House, which is beautiful.
Tony Hale
Just remember, somewhere there’s some guy who’s tired of putting up with her crap
Lee Trevino
I couldn’t really get a grasp on wrestling at a young age. I knew it was what my parents did, and they fought people. It scared the crap out of me, so I thought, ‘No, I can’t do that. I’ll get beaten up!’
Paige
The infrastructure at Union Station is antiquated. High-speed is going to come in eventually. We need to upgrade that system. Every day the Metro comes in, the Amtrak comes in, and they idle their engines for hours, spewing poisonous toxins – all that crap – into the air.
Kevin de Leon
I’m just being myself. There is not an ounce of me that believes any of that crap that they say. We can’t be feminine and be feminists and be successful? I want to be a f-king feminist and wear a f-king Peter Pan collar. So f-king what?
Zooey Deschanel
Not enough gets said about the importance of abandoning crap.
Ira Glass
You’re in front of an audience and thinking off the top of your head – you’re going to say things that offend people sometimes. Sometimes I’ll be driving home, and I’ll be like, ‘Oh, crap, I shouldn’t have said that.’
Ross Mathews
The wisdom of crowds works when the crowd is choosing the price of an ox, when there’s a single numeric average. But if it’s a design or something that matters, the decision is made by committee, and that’s crap. You want people and groups who are able to think thoughts before they share
Jaron Lanier
I wrote two million words of crap. Maybe I’m just a slow learner .
Charles Stross
When you’re hungry for success, don’t let anyone feed you crap about slowing down.
Marie Forleo
I think there are lots of ways to make good work. You can throw big bucks at a project and make what some would call crap, or you can work very modestly with eloquently moving results.
Barbara Kruger
I have a deep-seated distrust and even contempt for people who are driven by ambition to conquer the world … those who cannot control themselves and produce vast amounts of crap that no one cares about. I find it unattractive. I like the Zen artists: they’d do some work, and then they’d stop for a while.
Saul Leiter
When those people get up at the Grammys and say, “I thank God”, I always imagine God going, “Oh, don’t, please don’t thank me for that one. Please, oh, that’s an awful one! Don’t thank me for that – that’s a piece of crap !”
Bono
I’d been auditioning for parts for years, I never got any better at it. I’m crap at auditions.
Jamie Dornan
No matter what your age, gender, politics, nationality, social or financial standing, every single person inhabiting the planet Earth has the same reaction to him: ‘Holy crap, Buzz Aldrin, you went to the moon!’
Jeanne Marie Laskas
This is what you work for, putting all the other crap that you hear aside. Just being able to participate in a World Series is pretty much everything. But you do want to win!
Bobby Bonilla
I like having the vinyl, but it’s not like we’re going to sell an umbrella or something. I don’t like the idea of selling something that’s not music – I mean, I like going to shows and buying the shirt, but beyond that, I don’t know. There’s a lot of crap in the world.
Robin Pecknold
The principle of Sturgeon’s Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap
Aaron Allston
There’s something to be taken from every job, whether it’s crap or good. Sometimes, on the awful ones, I get more of an education about other areas of my business.
Michael Landes
God knows I’ve done enough crap in my life to grow a few flowers.
Dustin Hoffman
I don’t give a crap about clowns.
Blake Shelton
The melodies come out so strong that I’m like, “Oh, crap.” It’s really better if they could both be kind of able to compromise, but the melodies, even more recently, they come out very fully cast and formed.
Andrew Bird
Unlike Fred and Paddy, I don’t get many offers of work other than ‘Top Gear,’ because I’m crap at everything else.
Chris Harris
I love expanding people’s musical horizons, because daytime radio can be so generic and people get sucked into listening to the same crap all the time. Sometimes it just takes one simple little thing to actually inspire people to branch out a little more.
Maya Jane Coles
As a writer you know you don’t have to deal with a lot of the crap that most people deal with, the political things. Every couple of years when your book comes out then you have to go into these fights with the publisher and the publicist and that’s it.
Robert Greene
No, I don’t spend a lot of time in the studio, man. I truly don’t. I’ll be in there when I have to. I hate the containment, I can’t stand the schedule crap.
Ivan Moody
As a teen-ager I played cards, shot craps, played pool, went to the track, hung around social clubs. I knew that some card and crap games were run by the mob, and some social clubs were mob social clubs. Even as a kid I knew guys that were here today, gone tomorrow, never seen again, and I knew what had happened.
Joseph D. Pistone
Speak from your heart, not your head. You speak from your head, you can wind up getting yourself in a lot of crap. You speak from your heart, I think you’re pretty safe.
Jake Roberts
When you’re the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there’s no one to call you on it. On Garden State I did different lines on every take, just making crap up. And it was great each time.
Zach Braff
Who among us has not gazed thoughtfully and patiently at a painting of Jackson Pollock and thought “What a piece of crap?”
Rob Long
Well, I always talk about how I used to work at an insane asylum and stuff, which is true, but to be honest, I just make crap up more than anything else.
Brian K. Vaughan
We’ve got our football where no one wears anything and the guys are in little shorts and they beat the crap out of each other, and they can catch it and they can kick it, and it’s the only place it’s played in the world.
Rachel Griffiths
Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you’ve got something.
Ed Wood
People try to pigeonhole comics by saying they’re just for kids. So is The Odyssey. So is the Labors of Hercules, the story of Fa Mulan. The advantage of those stories over the contemporary ones is that they’ve had 2,000 years of editing. All the crap has been weeded out over time.
Chris Claremont
I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn’t crap on the floor.
Laurie Notaro
If it’s a band I like, I just hope they will survive it all. And I’ll admit that if it’s crap music, I hope they won’t and it’ll go away. Simply because there are too many great bands who should be heard in their place.
Eddie Vedder
I want to say 90% of stuff out there is just crap that got made. The main point is that it got produced.
Bill Sienkiewicz
I feel closest to God with a pitchfork full of crap in my hands. I’m serious!
Tab Hunter
I can show bands how to produce themselves. In the same way, many bands think you can’t make it without some fat cat in London or New York to manage you. Thats just crap. All you need is someone a bit older than you with a bit of business nous whom you trust.
Johnny Marr
I can’t take UKIP seriously. I should, I must, it’s our duty to take them seriously, because they’re coming out with some really heinous old crap about immigration.
Mel Giedroyc
Out of all the guitars in the whole world, the Fender Mustang is my favorite. They’re cheap and totally inefficient, and they sound like crap and are very small.
Kurt Cobain
That to me is a bunch of crap trying to shoot guys up into damned space. What they’re going to do is they’re going to wipe out half a dozen people one of these days, and that will be the end of it.
Chuck Yeager
If a guy tells me the probability of failure is 1 in 100,000, I know he’s full of crap.
Richard P. Feynman
You made a lot of mistakes, and you wrote a lot of crap. But it was all part of the learning process.
Cynthia Weil
The first thing I know, I’m in a card game. Then I’m in a crap game.
Bob Dylan
I said you were a man of peace. I want you to know I took immense crap for that.
George W. Bush
All great adventures have moments that are really crap.
Ellen Potter
You can’t soar like an eagle and crap like a canary.
Ed Sabol
All people go through moments that are tough, but looking at them through comedy is so fun. You can look at anything in life and say ‘Sure, this is crap, but it’s kinda funny.’
Helene Yorke
I feel that I have an impractical and deleterious snobbery about the relation of literature to the market. I thought, ‘I’ve become the kind of crap you buy at airports!’ It was exciting, but it was not a fantasy I’d ever had.
Claire Messud
I think the rock’n’roll myth of living on the edge is a pile of crap.
Robert Smith
If at first you don’t succeed, you get back up and you try … and you try … and you try it again … except ice skating, I hate this crap, I quit!
Little Richard
There was a time in my life when I used the word ‘crap’ regularly and unthinkingly.
Sharmila Tagore
There is no way I’d have wanted to live in the Twenties. It was really crap for women.
Laura Carmichael
I don’t believe in astrology. It’s a lot of crap. I just think that’s another thing you should throw out the window. Mysticism. Cheap. It’s amazing that people still hang on to that after all these years.
Mick Jagger
This radio business I’m in is full of guys who read the sports page and rip crap off.
Colin Cowherd
Some people’s photography is an art. Not mine. Art is a dirty word in photography. All this fine art crap is killing it already.
Helmut Newton
If you look at the offense like a fancy car, the offensive line is the engine. Even though we might have nice spinners and nice rims and tinted windows and some neat paint job, it doesn’t mean crap without the engine. If the engine’s not working, the car might look like a pretty nice car, but it’s a piece of crap.
Mike Tice
Some people see Black Friday as a much-needed break for their wallet. I see it as retail outlets showing the customers the full weight of their contempt. The frenzy to buy cheap crap from China, the human downgrade of people fighting with each other over items they can probably live without, to me, is an insult.
Henry Rollins
I’m shooting in Brooklyn, we’ve got all kinds of crap going on, and I’m all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can’t believe the size of it and a thing sticks in my foot and I just think it’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me.
Danny DeVito
Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for the largest possible profit.
Oliver Gaspirtz
Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there’d still be complaints about crap hotdogs.
Simon Jordan
When friends tell you how awesome you look, drop the “I still have more to go” crap. You worked hard and you deserve the compliment!
Jillian Michaels
I don’t just want to be associated with a few good 3D movies and the audience is saying all of the other ones are crap.
James Cameron
My desire to participate in the business is not to make more crap.
Lisa Bonet
The first time I walked by a crap table, I felt kind of funny.
Carroll Shelby
The whole business is built on ego, vanity, self-satisfaction, and it’s total crap to pretend it’s not.
George Michael
In America everyone plays bang ball, eight ball, nine ball, that kind of stupid crap, but in Canada and Europe they play snooker which is a much more skillful game and I enjoy that. I play pool now with friends, if we go to a bar we will play, but I am nowhere near as good as I once was.
Daniel Negreanu
Women don’t have dicks and they don’t want dicks. That amateur psychology crap that women want penises. And they certainly don’t want testicles. Because you know no women in her right mind is going to carry around a bag that she can’t put stuff in.
Bobby Slayton
I respect the Stones but their songs are a pile of crap. As for U2, they don’t say a lot or seem like normal persons.
Liam Gallagher
I barely watch TV. Somehow, I make it work with just the Internet. On TV, there’s always so much crap, and you have to flip around.
Chelsea Peretti
I don’t consider myself a divining rod whom God is speaking through or any kind of crap like that.
Kathleen Hanna
I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.
George W. Buck
If a guy hasn’t got any gamble in him- he isn’t worth a crap.
Evel Knievel
If you treat your employees like mushrooms (keep them in the dark and regularly throw crap on them), it’s entirely likely you will get precisely the work you deserve in return.
Seth Godin
Having your adolescence at an all-male boarding school is just crap.
Benedict Cumberbatch
Everybody feels he has a right to a life of luxury – or at least comfort – so there’s a lot of frustration and resentment when the dream craps out.
Gregory Benford
If I can sell out clubs and theaters and play dirtbags in movies, and get blown up in a car or get the crap beat out of me in a movie, that’s good for me; I’m good.
Bill Burr
Looking for a saviour in the sky? Be serious! Know you still not that there ain’t any saviour but science! Get rid of your cultural craps and your religious illusions! Be realist! In this universe, only the realists have the chance to save themselves!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
Yeah, well, wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first
S.A. Bodeen
I’m damn successful but I got here by not taking crap. I still don’t take crap, so if anybody needs a champion, let it be me.
Paul Stanley
Actors don’t really sit around discussing the parts they’ve played – just in case someone says, ‘That was crap!’
Roger Moore
What’s most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?
Ashleigh Brilliant
I love to do voiceover because, for me, if you know what you’re doing, it’s simple. No makeup, no costuming, none of the baloney. None of the egos – you don’t have to deal with all that crap. I love voiceovers.
Adam West
There’s games you try one field goal, and if you miss that one field goal you’ll feel like crap for the whole rest of the week… It doesn’t do you any good.
Stephen Gostkowski
All this crap the church puts on you about divorce is just crap. You do the best that you can do, and when you can’t do it, you can’t do it.
Delilah
Sometimes Sarah [Chalke] starts to talk about Iraq or whatever and she gets all excited, like I actually give a crap what she’s saying. Come on, she’s a woman. But still, it’s very cute.
Zach Braff
I have never been against new art as such; some of it is good, much is crap, most is somewhere in between.
Robert Hughes
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.
J. D. Salinger
When you’re driven to your absolute limit, working 14 hours for 14 days straight, you have to know what you want, and not listen to all this other crap outside.
Luke Hemmings
I’m not a guy that’s gonna go out there and not be me and be fake and talk a bunch of crap.
T.J. Dillashaw
I thought Erica Jong’s Fear of Flying was one of the biggest pieces of crap that I’ve ever read in my life.
Helen Reddy
There is so much crap in the world, both in show and other businesses, that I try to be vulnerable myself, in the hopes that there is some truth I can get to, that makes people feel less alone in the world.
Charlie Kaufman
You’ve got to stop eating unhealthy crap. You’ve got to eat vegetables, fruit and lean meat.
Mike Moreno
I’m not a U.S. citizen. I mean, I’m an earth-izen. Borderline policies are crap to me.
Chuck D
The bulk of all patents are crap. Spending time reading them is stupid. It’s up to the patent owner to do so, and to enforce them.
Linus Torvalds
You know, most good playwrights write seven good plays and then something happens and after that they’re crap.
Sarah Kane
Back in the day, you could have a crap gig, and nobody would film you. Now, everybody’s got an iPhone – you have a bad day, and it’s going on the Internet.
Sam Fender
The moment you believe your own crap and excuses, you fail.
Robert Kiyosaki
Ninety percent of all music is always crap, and when too many people decide they’re going to have guitar bands, then ninety percent of them are going to be crap. It’s just a given law.
David Byrne
Lazy reviewers look up other people’s reviews and they write the same thing, so you get people writing crap based on crap.
Joni Mitchell
We live in an age of seriously crap mass clothing. They’ve made a science of it.
William Gibson
All the crap they tell you about… getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years – it’s all tripe.
Woody Allen
The last person in the UK who described his product as being crap in public was one Gerald Ratner – and he was gone immediately.
Martin Sorrell
Broadway is not about surprises. It’s about rewarding the putrid, formulaic crap that makes Broadway Broadway.
Hilton Als
There’s a lot of crap out there. Most of the science fiction films alone are abominations, you know. They’re mindless. So you can’t learn from those kinds of films.
Ray Bradbury
Music for me was always life changing. So if I’m putting out crap music, then I have not done what I came to accomplish.
Ivan Moody
Imagine this guy hits Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger and knocks him out. You hit Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger, he’ll beat the crap out of you.
Mickey Spillane
In the ’80’s my gut feeling was that airlines were crap. I hated spending time on planes. I thought we could create the kind of airline I’d like. So we got a secondhand 747 and gave it a go.
Richard Branson
Females in our generation morals are just out the window. Materialistic things aren’t life. I’d rather walk in the rain with a man who treats me like a queen than to ride in a Benz with a man who treats me like crap.
Jhene Aiko
For me, punk is about real feelings. It’s not about, ‘Yeah, I am a punk and I’m angry.’ That’s a lot of crap. It’s about loving the things that really matter: passion, heart and soul.
Joey Ramone
Everyone was saying, “Oh, Chumbawamba, they’re crap, can’t get arrested.” But we had absolute faith in what we were doing, so we put our heads down and made the best album we possibly could. Then we got a deal based on the final product.
Alice Nutter
People YouTube me and crap and then, they probably don’t want to see me after seeing a friendly posted YouTube video, so I’m constantly having to take those down.
Terry Bozzio
Get stewed:Books are a load of crap.
Philip Larkin
It’s President [Barack] Obama sounding the alarm, scaring the crap out of the American people. Saying if you don’t raise the debt feeling, we’re going to default.
Eric Bolling
If I had to control what I was speaking, it would be a chore. Right now I just feel I’ve got my shoes off, everybody comes in, I talk. If I was an actor it could be a problem, but right now I just talk all the crap, I can badmouth anybody I want, I can say what I want and move on.
Tarsem Singh
I still think that if one of Jim’s masterpieces were downgraded to sell crap, I would get sick.
John Densmore
I hate to say it, but all that stuff they try to tell you about women being empowered and how it’s fine for a woman to ask a man out, well, it’s crap.’
I look down at my watch. ‘Seven fifty-three p.m.’
‘What does that mean?’
‘Official time of death of feminism,’ I reply, and mom laughs.
Robin Epstein
I’m crap and a fatty.
Tony Bellew
When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine – this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.
Tim Allen
Well if it’s outside of New Japan or Ring of Honor, I’m just worried about tacos, mostly. You gotta go corn tortilla, a little steak, a little cilantro, a little onion, and maybe a little salsa. No cheese or sour cream and all that crap.
Adam Page
I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn. Then, someone cuts you off, you press the horn, and nothing happens. You’re like, “Crap! I wish I hadn’t seen Ricky on the sidewalk!”
Mitch Hedberg
It’s immoral that people make money out of writing crap, but I try not to obsess about it. I don’t want to spend my life being angry.
Stella McCartney
Yes – 90% of fantasy is crap. And so is 90% of science fiction and 90% of mystery fiction and 90% of literary fiction.
George R. R. Martin
The theatre always seems to be in trouble but always thriving. It’s deeply comical to me that we agonize about our crap football teams and indifferent Test sides when in front of our noses is a great world success story that no one’s interested in apart from those who work in it.
Melvyn Bragg
When I make movies, I have a lot of respect for my audience. I think my audience is smart. If there’s a way to be entertained and get things out – real things, not stupid moral crap – that’s the best.
Michael Pitt
There is nothing wrong with loving the crap out of everything. Negative people find their walls. So never apologize for your enthusiasm. Never. Ever. Never.
Ryan Adams
Politics scared the crap out of me because I didn’t grow up in a family where we talked about anything, really, except, ‘Pass the peas, and do this.’… We didn’t really have political discussions at the dinner table. I didn’t learn how to watch or listen to politics.
Allison Janney
I hate moaning comics, but I do find it very frustrating when I switch on BBC Four or BBC Two to find they’re repeating some piece of crap sitcom. I think: Why don’t they show mine? Not because I’d make any money, it would just be nice for it to be shown.
Sean Lock
I think that the anti-Microsoft sentiment is simply due to their having been so successful selling a lot of crap.
Steve Wozniak
Most of my best games were when I felt crap – I could hardly move on the morning of the World Cup semi-final in 1990 – but there’s a thing called adrenaline that gets you through.
Gary Lineker
I thought English is a strange language. Now I think French is even more strange. In France, their fish is poisson, their bread is pain, and their pancake is crepe. Pain and poison and crap. That’s what they have every day.
Xiaolu Guo
The argument [behind climate change] is absolute crap. However, the politics of this are tough for us. Eighty per cent of people believe climate change is a real and present danger.
Tony Abbott
I hate crap, I like craftsmanship
Isabella Blow
I’m not saying you need to become a spokesperson for every cause your character goes through, but it’s important to absolutely do the best job we can in portraying a disease, and all the crap that goes with it.
Monica Potter
It’s a sad situation when you have to talk crap about other organizations that you know your paths are never going to cross competitively.
Bill Goldberg
You’re so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.
Kami Garcia
I’d rather do one day on a really cool movie than six months on something crap.
Domhnall Gleeson
So I don’t really have much rivalry, or if there is any, I don’t really know anything about it. Because, you know, I’m not around girls like that. The friends I have in the business, I’m always really happy for them. I think we’re always happy for each other. That sounds crap, but it’s true.
Emily Blunt
To be a young Irishman in London and go to the theater to see ‘Rosemary’s Baby’… it scared the crap out of me.
Pierce Brosnan
Any professional knows that the flute and the piano is a boring combination. All you’ve got to arrive at is a kind of typical gestural crap, right? You might agree, though you wouldn’t call it gestural crap
Morton Feldman
But what astonished me is that this Croatian, this Mirko Cro Cop guy, called me the best in the world, a legend in front of me, but behind the computer he’s talking a bunch of crap. What kind of man are you to say this crap online and not to my face?
Wanderlei Silva
In order to be a great writer a person must have a built-in, shockproof crap detector.
Ernest Hemingway
But I have to grow out of it, because it’s very boring, really. Even when you’re telling people how crap you are, you’re still banging on about yourself.
Emily Mortimer
Can you believe this crap ?
Jon-Erik Hexum
I once read Updike after writing a first draft, and I wanted to put my own book on the fire. I’ve since learned to read utter crap while I’m writing: pulp is the thing.
John Niven
The junk food of political journalism…all reshuffle stories are crap.
Alastair Campbell
All problems have to be solved eventually by ONESELF, and that’s where all your lovely John Donne stuff turns out to be a load of crap because, in the last analysis, A MAN IS AN ISLAND.
Kenneth Williams
I’m crap at pretending to be something I’m not when I’m in my real life.
Ruth Wilson
I have a slightly crap blog where I opine on anything that occurs to me and run the occasional silly competition.
Mark Lawrence
There’s an evolutionary imperative why we give a crap about our family and friends, and there’s an evolutionary imperative why we don’t give a crap about anybody else. If we loved all people indiscriminately, we couldn’t function.
David Foster
I always assume I look better than I actually do. I’ll feel pretty good about myself when I leave the house, then I’ll see a picture and think, ‘Crap, I had no idea that’s what I was looking like.’
Katherine Heigl
I’m a real guy. I’m not money-laundering. I make money off music, and music is my source of income. It feels good. I’m not selling T-shirts, I’m not doing none of that other crap. Straight music.
Lil B
When I talk to people who believe in this global warming crap… it’s fake science. They may have educations and degrees that say they are scientists, but they’re not. They’re political hacks and leftists.
Rush Limbaugh
If we want to wear a jumper and it says something weird on it and everyone says ‘what are they wearing,’ we don’t really give a crap.
Leigh-Anne Pinnock
Star Wars was great at the beginning and crap at the end while Star Trek has always been interesting, and the difference is in the writing, and the thematic intentions.
William Monahan
Certain things in life are more important than the usual crap that everyone strives for.
James Taylor
I suppose I didn’t cry in all the cancer crap stuff because I felt I couldn’t lose the battle, and part of the battle was holding myself together.
Sam Taylor-Johnson
I can’t stand the crap that gets talked by everyone – Players, Fans, The Media, Club Officals. Why should I waste my time listening to people who are clearly less intelligent than me
Fabio Capello
I don’t do divas. I don’t do entourages. I don’t do the Hollywood crap.
Tyler Perry
People like crap. It doesn’t matter. I think if you have a big mouth and you perform so-so, it is what it is. People are going to notice you more. Nice guys come last. Let’s say it like that.
Gegard Mousasi
My formative years were all about ‘Star Wars’ – the first three, not the last crap, obviously. I understood ‘Star Trek’ but it was too caricatured for me.
Nick Frost
I thought Erica Jongs Fear of Flying was one of the biggest pieces of crap that Ive ever read in my life.
Helen Reddy
A kingdom man is the kind of man that when his feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, “Oh crap, he’s up!”
Tony Evans
The art schools… you get young kids doing the most vile and meaningless crap. I think they believe every bit of it.
Leonard Baskin
At birth we are very much like a new hard drive – no viruses, no bad information, no crap that’s been downloaded into it yet. It’s what we feed into that hard drive that starts the corruption of the files.
Nikki Sixx
I think there are phrases that are exciting to a certain group within the Democratic Party but scare the crap out of other people.
Katie Hill
When Rock was on ‘Saturday Night Live,’ that’s what propelled him into the mainstream and made everyone realize, ‘Holy crap, this guy is really talented.’
Randy Orton
Prior to Roe , … whether one could obtain a legal abortion in the face of an unwanted pregnancy was a crap shoot. For 30 years now, it’s been a constitutionally guaranteed right
David Garrow
I think a lot of the stuff I’m playing now is crap.
John Peel
When I was bullied, I could go home and it would stop. Now, you can go home and get a text, or you can put up a YouTube video and 200 people say horrible crap, or someone has launched a website about you. That stuff is really terrifying.
Lee Hirsch
I’m crap at interviews. I’m just not very good at sentences.
Rupert Graves
In the long run, the cream always rises and the crap always sinks.
John Elway
I’m very harsh on real estate agents. I’m not sure why. Maybe it’s because of how the call every small house ‘charming’ and every run-down house a ‘great fixer-upper’. Just once, I’d like them to show me a house and declare, ‘This one’s a piece of crap’.
Stephan Pastis
We study play because life is crap. Life is crap, and it’s full of pain and suffering, and the only thing that makes it worth living – the only thing that makes it possible to get up in the morning and go on living – is play.
Brian Sutton-Smith
The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.
Bill Maher
All that acting and all that stuff and emoting and crap will come after you know what you’re doing. So when you get – when I get on stage, I don’t have to think about it.
Okieriete Onaodowan
But Opera Man, I go, “Oh, crap! Why didn’t I think of that?” Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.
Jon Lovitz
You can’t think about how people will perceive you or your character. All you can do is focus on your work. The rest is up to the universe… I’ve been acting for 16 years. I’ve done 55 movies and, in all seriousness, there’s maybe five that are good and the rest are crap.
Robert Patrick
Get through the moment. Avoid confrontation. Run away. That’s pretty much how we get through our own lives, watching television. Smoking crap. Self-medicating. Redirecting our own attention. Jacking off. Denial.
Chuck Palahniuk
I think it’s creepy if a guy says, I would never hit a girl. Cause that should go without saying. That’s like if you ever heard a guy go, I would never crap in a hot tub.
Bonnie McFarlane
I want to give the girls who admire us everything I can. I don’t want to just fill them with selfies and crap. That’s not what I’m about. I’m about, ‘Be aware of the world and that you’re not the only one in it.’
Lauren Jauregui
The climate change argument is absolute crap
Tony Abbott
The worst hotels are any with a bad bed. I stayed in a hotel where they left cards telling me my enjoyment was of paramount importance. I should have written, ‘Nice rooms, crap beds.’
Amanda Donohoe
There’s few things that get you over your own crap more than working hard.
Adam Savage
I don’t think cellulite is great – that’s not a flaw that I want in a photo by any means! I retouch that crap out. But I tell women that I’m retouching it out.
Tyra Banks
I agreed to be on ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ without watching the show. I got talked into it by my manager. And my God, I was crap at it.
Joe Calzaghe
I love the way people talk crap. I hear it all the time. ‘Overrated.’ ‘You suck.’ I’ll just do something to shut them up, like, ‘I’ll show you.’
Bryce Harper
Go down to the corner store and beat the Jap up, clean all the crap up.
Ice Cube
I’m crap at lying. I go bright red.
Ruth Wilson
The more crap you have had to deal with in your life, the better you are at handling ‘Big Brother.’
Katie Hopkins
Yes, the fans are going to get their money’s worth. It’s like…and everything on there is funny. It’s not like random crap they put in a movie. I think it’s all very funny, so.
Nicholas Stoller
Every opponent is a new opponent. Trust me, they don’t give a crap how many matches I have won.
Johanna Konta
Humour is ahead of everything creatively. I think if things aren’t humorous, they are just crap.
Roisin Murphy
Between ’06 and ’09, I dealt with pain by eating. And I was like, ‘Oh, crap, eating makes you gain weight!’
India Arie
I’ll be your friend so long as you’re not crap
Colin Firth
Kissing is something that makes up for a lot of other crap you have to put up with…It can be confusing and weird and awkward, but sometimes it just makes you melt and forget everything that is going on.
Maureen Johnson
My father was an army champion boxer… in the British army. And so he loved boxing and talked it up as a sport. But then when my brother and I were beating the crap out of each other, he was always trying to tone it down. But I am a fan of boxing.
Hugh Jackman
If your diet is dialed in, you can train in a pretty subpar manner and still get passable results. On the other hand, if your training is fantastic but your diet is crap, you have a harder road ahead of you.
John Romaniello
I don’t use a crap camera, I don’t eat junk, and I’m not going to a dance where the boys are bores
Adriana Trigiani
‘Paranormal 1’ scared me because I didn’t know if it was real or what. ‘Blair Witch’ was kind of scary for the same reason. It takes the voyeur element away and makes you think, ‘Oh crap, this could really happen to me.’
Marlon Wayans
Late night is no different than making a film, really, except that it’s faster, and if you do a crap one, you can do a better one tomorrow. Writing a novel and doing stand-up – that stuff is very similar.
Craig Ferguson
When people go to rehab and come out, they go through a difficult period, a lot of people. I never had that. I was so glad to be rid of all that crap that for me, to learn again and to function as a human being and learn how to participate in the human race again was just pure joy.
Elton John
I never said half the crap people said I did.
Albert Einstein
You smell like crap so I know you don’t like soap.
John Cena
President George] Bush talked to us like we were a bunch of morons and we ate it up. Can you imagine, the Pledge of Allegiance, read my lips-can you imagine such crap in this day and age?
John Updike
If a guy’s a very good wrestler or a really good boxer or has a really good high kick, you prepare for that. It’s the same when you’re going to fight someone who talks a lot of crap.
Benson Henderson
At every moment, you have the opportunity to crap out. The world will always tell you to play it safe and just be dead.
Frederick Lenz
We are not a nation of strikes and inaction. We will not be preached at by militant unionists with a crap whippet and a chip on each shoulder.
Katie Hopkins
I like to see a video through a computer or through a phone to make sure it looks good at its worst. I hate when you perfect something for the ideal way of consuming things, and then when you see it on YouTube, it looks like crap.
Melina Matsoukas
You gotta eat lightning and crap thunder!
Shane McMahon
I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.
Lewis Black
All you have to do is to look like crap on film and everyone thinks you’re a brilliant actress. Actually, all you’ve done is look like crap.
Helen Mirren
I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks and two cigars, so it was still a lot cheaper than renting a room.
Jack Benny
Ironically, I’m a really crap liar, even though I do it for a living. I give away too much, somehow. I can’t lie!
Yvonne Strahovski
I’ve never worked for the sake of working. There’s probably enough crap out there for me not to add to it.
Judy Davis
If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat the living crap out of you, I can.
Triple H
I was always quite technical as a player, but when you are the size I am, if you are crap in the air, it is going to look bad.
Peter Crouch
However judicious academics may be – not like me – they are all taught to see through crap.
Mary Beard
Im always taken aback by things that are successful that I think are just crap, and then Im completely surprised when things I do end up being successful because you walk into things and you never know Its just really remarkable.
Kevin Spacey
People put off writing thinking they don’t have the time or enough of an opinion to matter and that is crap. You are the only one standing in your own way, so get started.
C.C. Chapman
Here’s the new art of the twenty-first century: the art of curating, the art of plucking all the good stuff from a superabundance of crap.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
There is a lot of crap spoken about footballers being nomads but when you get to a club and you create a spirit, there is no doubt players want to do well for their team-mates and club.
Chris Wilder
I still have the first bottle opener I made on my MakerBot. Things you fabricate are things you care more about. I think there will always be people who go and buy crap at the dollar store. But I think it is cool when people craft things themselves.
Bre Pettis
You know, women are burdened with all this other crap all the time, like looking good. You need to be really superhuman to be successful as a woman.
Bonnie McFarlane
That’s what it’s like to be a comedian. You basically stand and stare at the world and hope it craps out cause that’s a good year for you. So that’s not a pleasant feeling.
Jon Stewart
The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful and being generous. Everything else is crap.
Ashton Kutcher
There’s always tons of crap music people are trying to sell us – [it’s] the same way with publishers and galleries.
Scott McClanahan
I’ve got keys to crap I’ve never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.
Jeff Foxworthy
I was a swimsuit model, and I got bored. Acting was challenging. It was very hard and intimidating. We choose to do things in life sometimes that scare the crap outta us. Performing in front of people was my challenge.
Christa Campbell
If you just sit there, and you’re a writer, you’re bound to write crap. A lot of American writing is crap. And a lot of American writers are professionals.
Jamaica Kincaid
To be honest, after all the crap that happened with ‘Summer Heights High,’ I was like, ‘I’m not going to write anything controversial or edgy ever again; I just can’t handle the blame.’
Chris Lilley
Don’t be afraid to write crap – it makes the best fertilizer. The more you write the better your chances of growing something wonderful.
Pat Pattison
I value a buck, and when they’re giving you $300,000 to lay down and look cute and pretty for a commercial in Korea, you gotta just go, ‘Holy crap, this is unbelievable.’
Gena Lee Nolin
I don’t take crap from anyone, so that makes people think I’m rebellious. I’m not. I’m just not a pushover.
Kat Dennings
If you’re trying to portray that I take massive business decisions in pubs and bars, then that is total crap. It is not the norm, otherwise I’d have to live in a pub because I take business decisions all day, every day.
Mike Ashley
There may be a new album, and there may not. Right now, we’re encouraging bootlegging because there have been some great live things that ended up on the Internet. Rather than try to stop it, we like it. If nobody gave a crap about you, they wouldn’t bother to bootleg you.
Burton Cummings
As a kid, I really loved ‘Jane Eyre,’ I used to fantasise that the past was so much better and my lifetime was crap.
Romola Garai
God made me to be a sports player. He didn’t make me to be a professor or any of that other crap.
Paul Orndorff
The key to evangelism is a great product. It is easy, almost unavoidable, to catalyze evangelism for a great product. It is hard, almost impossible, to catalyze evangelism for crap.
Guy Kawasaki
C++ is a pile of crap.
Theo de Raadt
Don’t tell me what’s in the Red Book. I wrote the goddamned thing. And I know that it’s a lot of crap.
Paul Martin
One man’s content is another woman’s crap. And the crappy content – let’s call it crontent – will never go away.
Faith Salie
The theater business is very much about “Hey, if you want our big blockbuster at Christmas time, you’ll play our piece of crap in April.”
Harry Shearer
The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful. And being generous. Everything else is crap!
Ashton Kutcher
Crap has always happened, crap is happening, and crap will continue to happen.
Chuck Palahniuk
The crowd doesn’t give a crap as long as you bring the money in.
Guy Lafleur
I just think political correctness is crap.
Gary Oldman
Don’t bail; the best pieces of gold are at the bottom of the barrel of crap.
Randy Pausch
I think sometimes fate cuts you a break. Like it says, okay, you’ve had enough of that crap, so it’s time you fell into something nice. See what you make out of it.
Nora Roberts
They eat, they crap, they sleep, and if they’re crying they need to do one of the three and they’re having trouble doing it. Real simple.
Matthew McConaughey
I can’t be diplomatic or compromise or take crap from people, so I’d probably make an exit way before I even made a proper entry into Bollywood.
Masaba Gupta
If you eat like crap all the time, quite frankly, you’re going to feel like crap.
Jacqueline MacInnes Wood
There’s no reason why there needs to be one search engine or one social network or one store that we buy all of our crap from. It’s possible to imagine a world in which there’s actually competition.
Franklin Foer
I started listening to a lot of Jimi Hendrix and Neil Young when I was 8 or 9 years old – I had siblings that gave me good music instead of the crap that was on the radio in the ’90s.
Eliot Sumner
They amaze me most of those remixes. Some of them are crap. But every time I complain, someone comes up and says they are for a different market that you don’t understand. Some of the New Order ones are really great, though.
Peter Hook
There’s too many people in seats of power who just haven’t got a clue what they’re doing. They’re bean counters, and it just pisses me off because consequently our kids go to see crap movies.
Pierce Brosnan
The galleries are simply corporations in the art world – “Here’s a million dollars for this latest piece of crap” – but I’m not about to go along with the gallery system.
Betty Dodson
Let me tell you about those convents. All that crap about extending the pinkie finger while sipping tea is a myth. Convent schools are breeding grounds for great broads and occasionally one-of-the-boys. Convent schools teach you to play against everything, which is what I’m still doing.
Elaine Stritch
Get all the crap out of your diet, just do it right for a week. Then just see what can happen.
Dave Asprey
I have a phone obsession. It’s really hard on set sometimes because I’ll be checking Instagram, and then I have to remember, ‘Oh, crap, I have to shoot a scene or rehearse.’ Every now and then, I have to turn it off and live my life.
Zendaya
People are trying to figure out how to pay bills and make ends meet. They don’t want to turn on the TV and say, ‘What is this crap?’
Bill Engvall
Essentially, we have a system where wealthy farmers feed the poor crap and poor farmers feed the wealthy high-quality food.
Michael Pollan
Motivation is a lotta crap.
Dean Martin
Whenever you are in the world of the tonal, you should be an impeccable tonal; no time for irrational crap. But whenever you are in the world of the nagual, you should also be impeccable; no time for rational crap. For the warrior intent is the gate in between. It closes completely behind him when he goes either way
Carlos Castaneda
I don’t like streaming. I hate all that crap. I’d rather be a fan and have the piece in front of you where you could read the liner notes and everything about it instead of just consume. Enjoy it that way. It’s just a digital file.
Charlie Benante
Learn your instrument. Be honest. Don’t do anything phony. There is so much crap floating around. There is plenty of room for a bit of honest writing.
Christine McVie
You can’t think about how people will perceive you or your character. All you can do is focus on your work. The rest is up to the universe. I’ve been acting for 16 years. I’ve done 55 movies and, in all seriousness, there’s maybe five that are good and the rest are crap.
Robert Patrick
How many elderly people you see have to leave the house they’ve had their whole life because their fixed income and their property taxes keep rising every year and they can’t afford to stay there. And nobody gives a crap about it, and they’re booted out, they have to leave their homes.
Jesse Ventura
I always think there will be that time that people will find out that I’m crap at what I do.
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
A lot of modeling is how much crap you can take.
Lauren Hutton
People say you shouldn’t eat carbs, but that’s crap. I just try to stay away from white ones.
Marisa Miller
I hate to hear ‘Less is more.’ It’s a crock of crap.
R. Lee Ermey
Valentine cards and birthday wishes?
Please…be on another level of planning, of understanding
The bond between man and woman and child.
The highest elevation, cause we above
All that romance crap, just show your love.
Method Man
It is very important to embrace failure and to do a lot of stuff — as much stuff as possible — with as little fear as possible. It’s much, much better to wind up with a lot of crap having tried it than to overthink in the beginning and not do it.
Stefan Sagmeister
I was always told that films were evil and such, but I started to realise what a load of crap it was that something this good should be forbidden. I had been allowed to read as much as I wanted when I was younger, so I recognised great art when I saw it; I just didn’t realise it would be at the cinema as well.
Wes Craven
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
Earl Wilson
I’ve always played cards. I can’t remember when there wasn’t a gambling game going on somewhere, even if it was a craps game in a wheelbarrow on the backside of the racetrack.
Wilford Brimley
Sometimes I go, “What am I doing with my life?” But then I get letters from young women, or people come up to me, and they say, “You’ve made such a difference to my confidence.” And that is a good thing. I should read more fan mail though. I’m crap at responding.
Helena Bonham Carter
Then there is just running – I love it. I would go out and just run a 30-mile trail run if it didn’t make me feel like crap for a week.
Dathan Ritzenhein
We are drowning in a sea of Myspace, blather, and too much information. Music is everywhere and nowhere. The independent record store is the solution, a place staffed by friendly (or not) people who are actually paid to weed through this crap and help you find the good stuff.
Dean Wareham
The flukey part of it is, back in the early days, I had that guitar decorated with all kinds of crap wallpaper, ‘Flower Power’ – then that got all shaved off. And during the course of cleaning the bass up again, some of the wood got shaved down, and it probably became a lighter body than the stock factory model.
Chris Squire
Man is a parrot in the House of History; he listens and then he repeats the same crap over and over!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
You know, post-production is a bit of a grind to me. If I’m producing a film, I really… I mean I like editing, but all the other crap, the color mixing and… it’s all a grind. And so as a result I cut back producing the number of films I was producing.
John C. McGinley
I’m a walkawayer. If someone brings me a really crap meal in a restaurant I will tell them it’s wonderful and then just never go to the restaurant again. I think that’s the best way to do it generally, rather than sit and fight and annoy your head. Just pretend to enjoy it and then leave.
Jennifer Saunders
I feel satisfaction at the end of the day when I’ve written a scene that I really like or when I write a good line of dialogue that I read out to my wife or something like that. But there’s also days where it’s just bloody agony and I go, ‘ugh, this is such crap! Why did I think I had any talent?
George R. R. Martin
So much crap passes as information that not only does the audience sometimes miss the distinction between news and crap, the editors sometimes miss the distinction.
Morley Safer
They screwed up ‘Raise the Titanic!’ so badly, I stay away from Hollywood. I won’t cheat my readers with another piece of crap.
Clive Cussler
I remember that my dad worked on cars from the ’70s and ’80s, and that’s where my love came from: appreciating – even if it was a piece of crap – how much he loved American muscle.
Mannie Fresh
White people scare the crap out of me.
Michael Moore
Anyone who conceives of writing as an agreeable stroll towards a middle-class life-style will never write anything but crap.
Derek Raymond
I feel I’m trying to get this really crap car going, and it just keeps stalling on me. And then other times I feel like my life’s a train thundering toward me, and I’m in a car stuck on the crossroads and can’t get out. Isn’t it great being young!
Julie Burchill
Nobody gives a damn that I was in ‘Head Of The Class,’ but when they know I was Ricky in ‘Better Off Dead,’ they’re like ‘Holy crap, man! You were Ricky.’ They go crazy.
Dan Schneider
If your ideas are good they rise, and if they’re a bit crap they sink.
James May
There’s the media-driven universe, in which the public perceives you in a superficial way. Then there’s the universe that you actually inhabit, where you have to get up even if you didn’t sleep so well, and you feel like crap and your face is swollen.
Bette Midler
The Republicans released their ‘Pledge to America.’ It’s 21 pages of phony charts and bad ideas. Sarah Palin got a copy, and she said, ‘How am I supposed to fit all this crap on my hand?
Bill Maher
I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.
Jerry O’Connell
I don’t like a lot of what’s published as hard SF. Much of it is right-wing, reactionary crap.
Alastair Reynolds
When I started listening to Paramore, I was in high school, and they were, like, 15. Seeing somebody at such a young age have that ambition, I thought, holy crap, they were so young. They seemed like cool people, and I really liked the music.
Bayley
I do live a very Hugh Beaumont existence. I’m up every morning, taking my kids to school and all that, which obviously does interest me. But then it’s taking meetings with goofballs and auditioning for crap, and then I spend a lot of time on the road.
Bobcat Goldthwait
We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens.
Chuck Palahniuk
The matches that I’ve been involved with as a referee, sometimes the heel likes to get up in my face a little bit and even at 65 years old, I don’t put up with that crap. Most times or not, the poor guy gets chopped down a few times.
Ricky Steamboat
I hate most of what constitutes rock music, which is basically middle-aged crap.
Sting
All these child stars grow up and they’re knockin’ over banks and getting prostitutes. I’m, like, one of the only people I know that has managed to dodge all of that negative crap.
Dustin Diamond
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
Scott Adams
I always thought communism was crap, really.
Alexei Sayle
So for front-runners we have a black and a woman. It’s like being made to choose between syphilis or having and old man crap on your face. I would do the country a favor and run myself but I couldn’t deprive Hollywood of me for 4 years.
Zach Braff
I know a lot of great musicians that don’t know they’re even great, because mangers try and make them feel belittled like they’re not worth a crap.
Jim “Dandy” Mangrum
For a long time, I didn’t give anything my all. I was so afraid that I’d be crap, so I held myself back.
Rufus Sewell
When I first started acting, I was just crap.
Heath Ledger
Ring of Honor fanbase is so real and so true. It’s like an NXT fanbase; it’s the same fanbase. You can’t just feed them crap.
Tommaso Ciampa
However naГЇve it sounds, or however inept the result, I think the idea is to try to alchemize the crap, not just mirror it all.
David First
I’m not focused on the outrageousness. I’m just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don’t even read the newspaper, I don’t read that crap.
Tracy Morgan
You’re all so obsessed with other worlds, you’re so convinced that this one is crap and everywhere else is great, but you’ve never bothered to figure out what’s going on here!
Lev Grossman
When you’re black, you have to deal with so much crap in your life from other black people. It’s a dirty, dark secret; I’m glad it’s coming out.
Charles Barkley
I hate all that woozy political and psychotherapeutic crap applied to books and art.
Dave Hickey
If someone is being unkind or petty or jealous or distant or weird, you don’t have to take it in. You don’t have to turn it into a big psychodrama about your worth. That behavior so often is not even about you. Don’t own other people’s crap.
Cheryl Strayed
There’s a stigma attached to being an actor. People from ‘Big Brother’ call themselves actors. There’s so much crap. It’s not about appreciating that we’re here to service the public, that we’re storytellers. It doesn’t sit comfortably with me.
Nathan Phillips
Climate change is crap.
Tony Abbott
One of the criticisms we get is, Does the world need more plastic crap? But you have to look beyond the plastic crap, to the design, to the experience, to the empowering nature of the MakerBot and the community.
Bre Pettis
I realized that I really enjoy writing comedy, and how important comedy is when you feel like total crap.
Kathleen Hanna
I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were crap. So if I have a band they’d have to really suck.
Craig Ferguson
I think the main influence has been living in New York City. Aside from all the crap around 9/11, I find it very demanding to think amid all the noise and visual pollution.
George Murray
You may have crap that wants to drag you down, but if you really like what you’re doing, then there’sВ alwaysВ a silver lining.
Vince Neil
Support is really important to me. It’s quite a responsibility when people are paying for tickets. I’ve spent ten years playing for free, now it’s like, bloody hell people are spending a tenner and I want it to be a great show and I really don’t subscribe to having a crap support band.
KT Tunstall
If you have a problem with someone you have to go after them, and it’s not necessarily to teach that person a lesson, it’s to teach all the people that are watching a lesson that you don’t take crap, and if you do take crap, you’re just not going to well
Donald Trump
I look at some of the songs I wrote years ago and I can’t believe I wrote such crap.
Billy Joel
Julie Johnston is what I would call a loud central defender, as far as how she tackles and how she plays – you notice her. And you notice her in a positive way. She’s a destroyer. She interrupts plays and tackles the crap out of people. That’s a very visual thing.
Becky Sauerbrunn
With supernatural things, I have heard ghosts, but I’ve never seen ghosts. I do seek ghosts and I would love to see one, but I would crap my pants.
Guillermo del Toro
I don’t let myself believe in writer’s block. I feel very strongly writing is habit as much as an art or a craft. And if you write crap, you’re still writing.
Nora Roberts
I don’t want my children to have to wade through the crap to get to the cream, you know. I want them to be aware that I struggled to live with and tell my truth, and that it was a decent thing.
William Hurt
I met someone the other night who’s 28 years old, and he hasn’t worked a day since he left college because he’s pursuing a dream he’ll never, ever realize: He thinks he’s a great singer. Actually, he’s crap.
Simon Cowell
I don’t give a crap if you’re a Tangent or a really smart llama. You’re my friend and that’s all that matters
James Dashner
Some says that genetic engineering is within the scope of the God! Well, it was so, that area would have been encircled with the impassable high walls! Mankind cannot lose its time with this kind of religious craps! Genetic engineering is our garden!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
I can show bands how to produce themselves. In the same way, many bands think you can’t make it without some fat cat in London or New York to manage you. That’s just crap. All you need is someone a bit older than you with a bit of business nous whom you trust.
Johnny Marr
Everybody’s got the things that are crap about them, and that’s inescapable because we’re a product of our environment and our environment isn’t always great.
Phil Dunster
Man is the most powerful creature on the planet. And we’re arrogant. I mean, people own birds. It’s like, there’s a creature with the gift of flight. I want it. I’m going to put it in my kitchen and make it crap on old information.
Demetri Martin
Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.
Louis C. K.
Does anyone ever shudder with the crap that you pulled off and didn’t die?
Christopher Titus
I can’t even talk the way these people talk. ‘Why you ain’t?’ ‘Where you is?’ Everybody knows it’s important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can’t be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.
Bill Cosby
I’m not a flag waver for obesity. It’s not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer on it.
Jo Brand
I work, and I’m a full-time mom, and it’s hard for me to sit down and relax because it’s like, ‘Crap, there’s something I’m forgetting.’
Chyler Leigh
How’s his appendix?””Like crap. They almost didn’t catch it in time, and he’s still doing the ass-plant in a hospital bed, beingdoted on by an army of hot nurses. Makes me sick.””Maybeyou should rupture something.””Any more of these stories out of you and I just might.
Marjorie M. Liu
Girls are scary. Large groups of girls scare the crap out of me.
Kristen Stewart
I never wanted to be a mother, and when I got the show I was really upset. I was like “I’m not sexy anymore!” The more you become a mom, you’re not sexy, which of course is crap. But that’s the way actors look at it. Of course, that’s not true now. But everybody expects you to look differently and act differently.
Jackee Harry
All the crap that we’ve encumbered our lives with, it’s really meaningless.
Emilio Estevez
You don’t start out writing good stuff. You start out writing crap and thinking it’s good stuff, and then gradually you get better at it. That’s why I say one of the most valuable traits is persistence.
Octavia E. Butler
I’ve tried writing. Two days later I’d go visit it and say, Jesus Christ, who wrote this crap?
Dennis Farina
There is no such thing as women’s intuition. You all just have crap poker faces.
Rachel Shelley
Like now what Urban Outfitters has become is very much how I always dressed in high school by going to garage sales and getting stuff for 50 cents. Cost a little more now, to look like crap.
Amy Lee
I was in ‘Cliffhanger’ years ago, so I’m a massive fan of the big event movies – the good ones – but there’s a lot of crap that’s made in between the good ones. It’s just the superhuman films that I can’t get my head around. I guess if you’re a fan of them, then you love them.
Craig Fairbrass
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down. There’s a lot of crap out there.
Bea Arthur
Science fiction fans are awesome, they love you so much that they’ll watch anything you do, even if it’s complete crap. I never dreamed that I would go to conventions and sit down and have coffee with a Klingon. It’s so weird, but it’s my life.
Katee Sackhoff
I’m quite bingey; I’ll be really healthy for two weeks, but then I’ll be really crap for a week. I don’t get ill, though.
Miquita Oliver
I’m a crap guitarist and I find it really hard writing on my own.
Siobhan Fahey
I shot a movie with Nicole Kidman that I got cut out of – it was crap anyways.
Q-Tip
Unfortunately, as I tell my white friends, we, as black people, we’re never going to be successful – not because of you white people but because of other black people. When you’re black, you have to deal with so much crap in your life from other black people.
Charles Barkley
There are a lot of bands who claim to be punk and they only play the music, they have no clue what it’s all about. It’s a lifestyle. It’s not about popularity and all that crap.
Billie Joe Armstrong
I try to give the appearance that I have it all together and that I know what I’m talking about, but at the end of the day, I think I might be full of crap.
Laura Benanti
A boy may be as disagreeable as he pleases, but when a girl refuses to crap sunshine on command, the world mutters darkly about her moods.
Scott Lynch
Master Chekhov says Man is what he believes. From here we conclude that when Man believes in a crap, Man becomes a crap!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
Players lose you games, not tactics. There’s so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes.
Brian Clough
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
Dick Cavett
The challenge is that we live in a time where there’s a lot of crap on television.
Jeff Corwin
With all the crap that’s going on around the world, you kind of want to do what you can to protect the ones you love.
James Wan
Well first of all, I’d just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.
Lewis Black
The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful and being generous. Everything else is crap. I promise you. It’s just crap that people try to sell to you to make you feel like less. So don’t buy it. Be smart. Be thoughtful and be generous.
Ashton Kutcher
I hate it. I hate taxidermy shops and all that crap.
Michael Jackson
I wonder if Shakespeare ever had to write a play in 10 days while suffering from jet-lag? Probably. It would explain why his comedies are so crap.
Richard Herring
The wisdom of crowds works when the crowd is choosing the price of an ox, when there’s a single numeric average. But if it’s a design or something that matters, the decision is made by committee, and that’s crap. You want people and groups who are able to think thoughts before they share.
Jaron Lanier
All the PHP code I’ve seen in that experience has been messy, unmaintainable crap. Spaghetti SQL wrapped in spaghetti PHP wrapped in spaghetti HTML, replicated in slightly-varying form in dozens of places.
Tim Bray
Elvis and I call up Cadillac dealerships all night long, suckin’ down Ny Quil stingers and cheese. He says, what the hell’s Lisa Marie thinking with that Michael Jackson crap?
Denis Leary
Think about the amount of crap the US has done! Between slavery and the genocide of the Native Americans – if any of that had been filmed like [Adolf] Hitler, we’d never live it down.
Bill Burr
Wanderlei Silva, six feet tall and 205 pounds, boy, until I met you, I didn’t know they could stack crap that high.
Chael Sonnen
I’ve nothing against anyone following their dreams – but not if they’re crap.
Robbie Williams
There is Harlan Ellison the human being, who takes a crap a couple of times a day, and who farts, and who eats chicken croquettes, if I can find them. And then there is the writer, this writer-person, who is a much finer person than I. Much more orderly, much more meaningful. Worthier, than I [am].
Harlan Ellison
Rap music is just computerised crap. I listen to Top of the Pops and after three songs I feel like killing someone.
George Harrison
I just don’t see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?
Zach Braff
If I want to look half decent, a blow dry is a godsend. I’m crap at doing my own hair.
Suki Waterhouse
Better than that orange crap you wear!
Vince McMahon
I get scared as crap to perform but I push myself to do it. I don’t know what I would be doing without it.
Phillip Phillips
I’ve done more crap than I care to remember. I really have. ‘Airwolf.’ ‘Murder, She Wrote.’ ‘Amazon Women on the Moon.’ But you learn from all these bad shows. What you don’t want to do and what you don’t want to be involved with.
Bryan Cranston
L.A. scares the crap out of me. I feel if I have to work out four hours a day, and count the calories of everything I put in my mouth, and have Botox at 22, and obsess about how I look the whole time, I will go mad. I will absolutely lose it.
Emma Watson
Donald Westlake’s Parker novels are among the small number of books I read over and over. Forget all that crap you’ve been telling yourself about War and Peace and Proust-these are the books you’ll want on that desert island.
Lawrence Block
For so many years of my career, I was The Big Show. So in the back of my mind – whether it was ‘fat’ or aesthetically not pleasing or whatever crap people want to sling around – I enjoyed being The Big Show. I enjoyed being 450 pounds.
Big Show
The rankings – they don’t mean crap, to be honest.
Urijah Faber
I ALWAYS HAVE DONE WELL HOWEVER IN BLUE STATES AND RED STATES. IVE NEVER REALLY ALIGNED MYSELF WITH ALL THAT RED STATE BLUE STATE DR. SUESS CRAP BECAUSE WERE ALL AMERICANS AND WE ALL LIKE TO LAUGH.
Larry the Cable Guy
When I started writing songs at 18, I wrote about 100 that were crap. One was called ‘Dog In A Disco.’
Limahl
Self-talk, for me, has been the biggest thing in my life. A lot of us have a dialogue that is crap. It’s a crappy dialogue. We live in a world right now that is very external. Everything is very on the surface. Superficial. Everything. And what we’re telling ourselves is what we see on TV.
David Goggins
I used to enjoy all the white bands when I was a kid listening to the radio. But the record companies, they take music and label it – like, they say “rock”. Because the white singers can’t sound like James Brown, they call him “soul”. They’ve been doing that for years. That’s the prejudice crap.
Miles Davis
I ordered a decaf coffee the other night, and I was like, ‘Holy crap, I’m an adult.’
Blackbear
My dad loved to ‘arrange things’ to take us kids to that scared the crap out of us on Halloween. He’d take us to the old ‘Hermit’s House’ at the edge of town. He’d park the car 100 yards down the street and say, ‘Go back there and get something off the front porch!’
Bill Moseley
I’m not going to take this defeatist attitude and listen to all this crap any more from all these people who have nothing except doomsday to predict.
Carroll Shelby
Most modern comedy is crap.
Ade Edmondson
You have to go through a lot of crap to get to a good idea.
David Guerrero
His Holiness [the Dalai Lama] has told me, urgently and repeatedly, that he thinks my photographs are crap. His exact words were, ‘These photos are of poor quality. Why is there no sharp focus? There is no clarity!’ I said, ‘But your Holiness, it’s Goyaesque.’ And he said, ‘No! It’s out of focus!’
Richard Gere
People can see through crap pretty easily. Just go out there and be comfortable. Be you. Be authentic.
Dean Ambrose
The good news about being full of crap is that once you’re willing to admit that you’re full of crap, you can de-crap yourself.
Jen Sincero
The New York Times’ list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor’s choice. It sure isn’t based on sales.
Howard Stern
I JUST GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUTTA ME!!!
John Cena
I try to write 1,000 words. Some people say it’s not about the quantity but about the quality. I disagree. You need to write a lot in order to figure out what’s good and what’s crap.
Nathaniel Rich
I get all these loser preps coming up to me asking for autographs and all this crap, and I really want to tell them, ‘My music is not for people like you!
Avril Lavigne
I don’t want to be treated like I came from another planet or something or was somehow born with some weird birthright or super power. I don’t view myself that way. I am a normal guy, picking up the crap from the dog and scraping the BBQ and having a beer and fixing the shed out back.
Chris Hadfield
I hate English kids rapping – complete crap.
Tony Wilson
I’ve always wanted to do a horror film. I don’t know if my agent will be happy I said that when I get sent some crap horror films, but I’d like to do a good one, like ‘It Follows,’ or ‘The Babadook.’
Georgina Campbell
When it’s something you really adore, I think you don’t want to be the one who accidentally writes a crap episode.
Jane Goldman
I could give a flying crap about the political process. We’re an entertainment company.
Glenn Beck
I am positively against all this crap which is carried on first in the name of this thing, then in the name of that. I believe only in what is active, immediate, and personal.
Henry Miller
I know there’s pros and cons to Trump, and people talk crap that he’s had a lot of failed businesses, but failing a lot sometimes means you’ve tried more. And a lot of those people have succeeded more times than they failed.
Miesha Tate
I think these days a lot of the younger generation feels that the world owes them something. But you’ve got to get off your backside and you’ve got to do all the crap stuff, too.
Jay Kay
I’ve just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn’t get his good, thick hair. I got my mother’s thin, wispy, non-event hair instead.
Jenny Eclair
We talk about a free press. These people hide, they make a lot of money off the media. They hide behind the slogans of free press, and then they can come out with crap like that. It’s just garbage. It’s insulting to the readers.
Robert Scheer
The most annoying and full- of- crap thing a writer says is, I write only for myself, I don’t care if anyone reads it. A writer without a reader doesn’t exist.
Harlan Coben
I can only have four to five ounces of food in my stomach. When you only have that much space in there, you don’t want to fill it up with crap.
Corey Harrison
I’ve always been interested in the way males seem to need to start clubs, or cults, to keep girls out until they need them for sex. It comes from some weird immature tribal crap, I’m sure.
Gilberto Hernandez Guerrero
People see me as someone who doesn’t take any crap from anyone – which I don’t – but it’s my shtick, and I obviously don’t act like that all the time.
Miranda Lambert
Revision means throwing out the boring crap and making what’s left sound natural.
Laurie Halse Anderson
I think this market space, this modern world we’re living in, one of its greatest failures is that it can only seem to describe a collective in terms of consumers or clients. It never sees an audience or a community as part of the process. And that’s something I’m quite proud of, even if the music is crap.
Herbert
Oh for craps sake. You’re not dying again, are you? It’s seriously inconvenient when you do that.” -Aphrodite
P. C. Cast
I like all kinds of wrestling, I like pro wrestling, so if there’s a guy I’ve been feuding with for over a year, and damn it, the only thing left to do is beat the crap out of each other in a steel cage, then it’s time to do it.
CM Punk
Cut the crap. Just don’t try to be anything that you aren’t, have ambition but when it comes to lyrics especially just be honest and write from the heart almost to an awkward degree, at least that’s what works for me.
Max Bemis
As happy as I am off the floor, on the floor I am the opposite. I don’t take any crap.
Gilbert Arenas
When you look at some of the most respected actors there are and the crap that they’re in… it didn’t used to be that way.
Jason Patric
Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.
John Daly
So here’s my theory, and this is such crap science, I don’t have to tell you. It’s science without microscopes, blood tests, or reality.
Maggie Stiefvater
I don’t usually talk crap about guys.
Dustin Poirier
My girlfriend buys stuff from Trader Joe’s, and it’s just subpar. When you buy a burrito, it crumbles the way a proper burrito shouldn’t. Everything’s just crap there.
Jim Jefferies
In my 20s, I railed against anything ‘spiritual’, I thought it was all crap.
Alice Sebold
Good action films – not crap, but good action films – are really morality plays. They deal in modern, mythic culture.
Sylvester Stallone
I don’t read too much into things and look at social media. It’s all a load of crap.
Declan Rice
People always slow down for a train wreck. It’s like junk food. If you don’t feel good about yourself, you want to read crap about other people, like gossip in high school. You don’t understand why it’s there, but somehow it makes a lot of people feel better.
Angelina Jolie
I’m a terrible photographer.I’m not being modest. My photos really are crap. But in a way, the more the photo is crap, the better to paint from.
Chantal Joffe
Sometimes I feel like I’m on top of the world, and other mornings I feel like crap.
Victoria Chang
I think we overrate experience and what we’ve been through in terms of our success at doing the work we do. There are many people who get beat up, who suffer, who are victimized, and then they sit down to write and they write crap.
Jules Feiffer
Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!
Norm MacDonald
I think music can definitely be art; I also think music can be crap and not be art.
Kathleen Hanna
Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know.
Jill Shalvis
For me, when I’m writing something really personal, I don’t feel good about it. It’s weird that people can connect to it and like something that came from a really crap place. You have to be quite brave to write about something that you honestly feel and think.
Sampha
You don’t have to become an investment banker as a way of demonstrating that education has worked for you. But librarians have to believe in the values of high culture. Not just high culture but middle culture, low culture, kinds of exciting eye-catching crap of all kinds. Everyone needs that.
Francis Spufford
I don’t want to be the dude that you just think about with a crazy suit, talking crap, fighting in these super fights and driving a Rolls-Royce.
Tyron Woodley
As happy as I am off the floor, on the floor I’m the opposite. I don’t take any crap.
Gilbert Arenas
AIDS is an absolutely tragic disease. The argument about AIDS’ being some kind of divine retribution is crap.
Calvin Klein
Three hours of creating is taxing on any brain, and you should stop there. Some days, you may stop without any words at all. It’s much easier to write new stuff the next day than to go through painful deletions of a day’s worth of crap you already wrote.
Douglas Brunt
I’m a guy who’s passionate about singing, but I can’t sing for crap.
Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Everybody is full of crap. The coin of the realm is being full of crap. The best people – being full of crap are our leaders and our superstars.
Dennis Miller
My head is filled with so much crap, or facts that I find important, but that some others don’t.
Sandra Bullock
The local TV news is the greatest danger in your life. It’s all crap.
Ray Bradbury
With a lot of hair and make-up then I’m possibly, remotely attractive. But it’s rare, I don’t think I’m ugly but I’m nothing particularly special. I’m not a yoga and health girl. I don’t exercise that much and I eat crap and smoke and bite my nails.
Lisa Marie Presley
These flowers will be rotten in a couple hours. Birds will crap on them. The smoke here will make them stink, and tomorrow a bulldozer will probably run over them, but for right now they are so beautiful.
Chuck Palahniuk
We can’t handle violence in women characters but we CAN handle what’s done to women in our present tense every second of the day worldwide? Or next door? Or in political or medical discourse? Please. That idea just makes me want to crap on a table at a very fancy restaurant.
Lidia Yuknavitch
My boyfriend dumped me. My best friend won’t talk to me. My future is in a garbage can. Everything has turned to crap. Can you please just let me be a sullen teenager. just this once
J. J. Johnson
Burroughs is crap. Crap.
Ray Bradbury
With all the horror in the world and all the crap that’s going on, for an hour and a half you go eat some popcorn and laugh with your friends. That’s what a movie is all about.
Michael Rosenbaum
What I don’t like to see is a lot of chirping and guys just talking crap to each other. If you got something wrong with a guy, go see him.
Jake Arrieta
When you’re getting a lot of press, a lot of ink, you start believing your own crap. You start reading what you say and think you look smart. Sometimes you need to be knocked down a notch.
Bob Baffert
Privacy is important. Anybody who doesn’t think that, they’re crap. But I know I’m going to lose some of that and that’s something I’ll have to deal with.
Daniel Craig
If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.
Tallulah Bankhead
All of the John Carpenter movies scared the crap out of me when I was a kid.
Joe Keery
Today is the anniversary of the Gettysburg Address. President Lincoln wrote it on his way to the site of the speech on the back of an envelope. One guy on the back of an envelope wrote the great Gettysburg Address – while every night it takes six guys to write this crap!
David Letterman
I’ve never had anything. I just wanted to one day live comfortable. Like, be able to go out to lunch with my friends without being like, crap, I don’t know if I can afford this bill right now. I shouldn’t be doing this. That’s all I really wanted.
Chris Weidman
You know, I was crap. But I had the commitment, and I had the understanding, that the basis of football is skill on the ball, and if you spend the time with it, you’re gonna reap the rewards.
Craig Johnston
The difference between a movie and a play is that the production you end up with is the production. If a movie that I spent time on turns out to be crap, it’s never going to be made again.
Charlie Kaufman
If I can make a girl’s day by hugging her, hell yeah, I’ll hug the crap out of her.
Alexis Ren
It’s not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don’t think people tune in for that. I just don’t think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart.
Trey Parker
Science fiction fans are awesome – they love you so much that they’ll watch anything you do, even if it’s complete crap. I never dreamed that I would go to conventions and sit down and have coffee with a Klingon. It’s so weird, but it’s my life.
Katee Sackhoff
Speech recognition is utterly crap for writing fiction. If you try reading a novel aloud you’ll soon figure out why – written prose style is utterly unlike the spoken word.
Charles Stross
Being called Gary. It’s a crap name. I wish I’d been called by my middle name, Winston.
Gary Lineker
I know a lot of people will talk crap at me, but they can say whatever they want.
Charles Oliveira
In a way, I was incredibly proud of her (not that I had any intention of letting it show while I was beating the crap out of her).
Meg Cabot
To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that’s why I just make up crap.
Colin Mochrie
Any film you make is a crap shoot.
Robert Englund
Lord Maccon was built like a brick outhouse, with opinions twice as unmoving and often equally full of crap.
Gail Carriger
Sportsmanship… what a load of crap, don’t preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn’t have any mercy… you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Being 5′ 10″, I was supposed to be too short to play college volleyball. So that gave me the hunger and the fire to say, Oh yeah? I’d just hit the crap out of the ball.
Summer Altice
Creativity for the greater good is where I aspire to be, and I mean that on several levels: of course, working with worthy causes that need support but also not just contributing to the pollution of crap advertising.
David Droga
God doesn’t; shoot crap with the universe.Your innermost thoughts are beliefs that unfold as your universe.
Albert Einstein
I can never look at anything I do subjectively – whether it’s a Stone Sour record or a Slipknot record, I can never really have my own opinion of it, ‘cos in my opinion it’s all crap.
Jim Root
There is nothing cooler than to have them singing your words back to you. The last show I did, I was kind of nervous about putting the mic out there, because you’re not sure how it’s going to go. But I did, and they sang the whole chorus. I thought, ‘Holy crap! That is the coolest feeling.’ It’s the biggest rush ever.
RaeLynn
I hate getting a McDonald’s. I’m not a McDonald’s person: you just feel crap afterwards.
George Ezra
When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap – people shouldn’t read that stuff.
Mike Tyson
I hope somebody does this to all my crap demos when I’m dead, making them into hit songs.
George Harrison
Visualization is often used for evil – twisting insignificant data changes and making them look meaningful. Don’t do that crap if you want to be my friend. Present results clearly and honestly. If something isn’t working – those reviewing results need to know.
John Tukey
The XCX really stands for ‘kiss Charli kiss,’ which is unbelievably crap.
Charli XCX
Any professional knows that the flute and the piano is a boring combination. All you’ve got to arrive at is a kind of typical gestural crap, right? You might agree, though you wouldn’t call it gestural crap.
Morton Feldman
If you have an ongoing relationship with a person, think of everything positive about that person that you possibly can and enter your interaction from that space. Ignore all the crap that used to drive you up the wall before. You will be amazed at what a change this attitude shift brings about.
Srikumar Rao
A sellout is putting your name on any piece of crap and then expecting people to buy it because it’s got your name on it. That’s what a sellout is to me.
Marc Jacobs
Billy Crystal… I crap bigger than him.
Jack Palance
I’ve accepted that we’ve all got crap to deal with and problems that we’re fighting not to be defined by. At the end of the day, we all want the same stuff: fulfillment, love, support, comfort, and a hot-air balloon with laser guns attached to it. The most important thing is that we appreciate the crazy ride we’re on.
Zach Anner
It’s crap that you’re letting on bad year determine your fate for the rest of your life.
Colleen Hoover
When I look back at all the crap I learned in high school, it’s a wonder I can think at all.
Paul Simon
Back then people closed their eyes and listened to music. Today there’s a lot of images that go with the music. A lot of music is crap and it’s all commercial and the images are all trying to sell the record.
Neil Young
I’m careful with my heart. I don’t take crap from no one these days. I put my foot down. Being a woman, you deserve heaven and earth.
Kelly Rowland
I think I’d like to see CDs disappear. Too much plastic crap lying around. If I want some music these days, I’m gonna either get as MP3s or on vinyl.
Ted Leo
How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it’s a crap idea?
Louise Rennison
I can’t keep secrets for crap.
Brett Eldredge
The Republican I ran against, at the end of the campaign, had decided that I was “a friend of terrorists” and “a friend of pedophiles.” That’s the kind of crap they came out with. I expect that’s the kind of crap they’ll come out with again.
Bernie Sanders
life is crap but, every day is an experience
Sarah Waters
In the past, people said I wasn’t focused and didn’t give it the time. That’s a bunch of crap. I’m not doing anything different now than I did before.
Buddy Rice
No one is going to beat the crap out of me more than me.
Mandy Patinkin
I remember playing in Union City, and we had crap games after we finished playing at night. We would go next door to the cab stand where they were playing gin rummy and betting $1,000 a hand.
Frank Vincent
I’m not gonna be one of those guys who’s going to do the Conor McGregor effect and talk a bunch of crap to make money.
T.J. Dillashaw
‘American Horror’ in particular is a really crazy show. We have crazy crap happening to us on that show.
Evan Peters
I start the day with oatmeal with vanilla almond milk. If I don’t, I’m dying by noon and eating everything in sight. On-set, I avoid crap and pack soup and salad. I cook pork chops or turkey tacos for dinner.
Kaley Cuoco