Curly Howard Quotes

If at first you don’t succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.

A hot stake is better than a cold chop.

Don’t you dare hit me in the head, you know I’m not normal!

I tried to think but nothing happened!

I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale!

Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?

I’m positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive.

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache.

A simple job for simple people.

I’m tryin’ to think, but nothin’ happens!

Well being as there’s no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.