Deodorant Quotes

Deodorant Quotes by Harlan Ellison, Jason Kidd, Andre Iguodala, Elizabeth Taylor, Alexandra Ripley, John Kennedy Toole and many others.

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?
Harlan Ellison
Winning is the best deodorant.
Jason Kidd
I like stick deodorant. I’m not a huge fan of spritz.
Andre Iguodala
There’s no deodorant like success.
Elizabeth Taylor
Books have become products, like cereal or perfume or deodorant.
Alexandra Ripley
Veneration of Mark Twain is one of the roots of our current intellectual stalemate.
John Kennedy Toole
I was cast in this commercial called “Hour After Hour.” It was for a deodorant that won’t wear off. And [Susan Sarandon] became the Hour After Hour girl after me. But I never met her. So I didn’t really know Susan till after this movie [ “The Big Wedding”].
Diane Keaton
I don’t use deodorant. If you drink enough water, you shouldn’t have to. I think I smell pretty good without it.
Simon Baker
I’ve always said winning’s the great deodorant, and conversely, when you have a bad record – everything stinks – and everything starts to unravel, and everything falls apart.
John Madden
I used to, but when I stopped… It’s something you gotta get out your system. But when I stopped wearing deodorant, I stopped getting as funky when I sweat. I don’t know if it’s just a hormone thing.
Paul Wall
Success is a great deodorant.
Elizabeth Taylor
You’ve just got to win in China – that’s it. Winning is like good deodorant. When you don’t win, it’s like you stink; you smell.
Stephon Marbury
To walk into a casting room full of people who look like you is a crazy thing. What is the thing that necessitates all of us having the exact same shade of skin and having the same hair? What about this deodorant commercial needs that?
Daveed Diggs
I don’t wear cologne. I do occasionally, but anytime I take a shower, I just put on deodorant. That’s basically what I smell like.
Mads Mikkelsen
Winning is the deodorant of the game, it covers all bad smells.
Steve Nicol
I love the smell of a woman’s armpit when she’s not wearing deodorant.
Scott Caan
I’m attracted to bold women – I collect them. I met one of my best friends when we both were about 22 and working at ‘Mirabella’ magazine. I was wearing this blue dress I had borrowed from my mom, and I didn’t know I had deodorant lines all over it until my friend signaled to me.
Tracee Ellis Ross
People have material needs, but you don’t need a deodorant for every different day of the week. You don’t need four hundred varieties of mustard. This is what I call too many choices. There are too many choices in America.
George Carlin
Just be yourself and wear deodorant.
Jhene Aiko
Money is the best deodorant.
Elizabeth Taylor
Winning is like deodorant – it comes up and a lot of things don’t stink.
Doc Rivers
I like ungroomed men. The relaxed look. I don’t like fussy guys. Just shower and use deodorant.
Caroline Winberg
I may be nervous,” I say. “Okay, I’m really glad you said that, because I just went to the back room to put on more deodorant.” Sebastian says.
Deb Caletti
They were checking us so closely, I could tell what brand of deodorant they were using.
Gary Dornhoefer
Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells.
Elizabeth Taylor
Oh good Lord. She definitely hadn’t put on enough deodorant for this.
Jill Shalvis
I actually use women’s perfume – I have since I was a kid. It’s called Anais Anais, from Rachael. It smells like a beautiful woman and a bouquet of flowers. I use that and Right Guard deodorant.
Albert Hammond, Jr.
I was going to go make a film in Greece. if they caught you with this much marijuana, they threw you in jail, no questions asked, and I was trying to stuff it in my deodorant bottles. I thought, what I am doing?
Dyan Cannon
There’s no deodorant for desperation.
Jerry Stahl
I pack a toothbrush, toothpaste, and deodorant. That’s it. I don’t have the time or patience for anything else. I’m a natural kind of guy. I don’t style my hair – never learned how.
Paul Walker
I smell of sweat. I don’t like people smelling of all these weird things. I think deodorant is disgusting.
Rupert Everett
I just always feel that you need Degree deodorant when you have those moments whether they are embarrassing or whatever, but every day you should be protected. I wish that maybe I had a type of celebrity to look up to when I was young telling me what to use and stuff.
Ashley Tisdale
I had a brief experience in the food industry. I was a bus boy in a Mexican restaurant in Arizona, scraping re-fried beans off people’s plates. It teaches you a bit of humility and the importance of a good deodorant.
Wentworth Miller
Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don’t get it.
Liam Gallagher
Oh my God, I sweat so much! You have to keep deodorant in your purse and use those deodorising wipes that cool you off a bit.
Elsa Hosk
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
Bill Murray
You can’t look good and feel good if you’re worried about whether your deodorant is working or not.
Victor Cruz
My workout regimen at the moment is nonexistent. I wake up in the morning and brush my teeth. My toothbrush and deodorant are my only dumbbells. That’s about it.
Josh Bowman
Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don’t get it. I’m 24 years old, I’ve got a load a money, what am I gonna do, sit at home and twiddle me thumbs? No. I’m gonna go out and ‘ave it.
Liam Gallagher
If the people in Europe are SOOOOOO smart, how come so many of them can’t seem to locate the deodorant, huh?
Dave Barry
I dont wear cologne. I do occasionally, but anytime I take a shower, I just put on deodorant. Thats basically what I smell like.
Mads Mikkelsen
My writer friends, and they are legion, do not go around beaming with quiet feelings of contentment. Most of them go around with haunted, abused, surprised looks on their faces, like lab dogs on whom very personal deodorant sprays have been tested.
Anne Lamott
There’s a deodorant I wear called Baux, from L’Occitane, that is super nostalgic because it reminds me of being in Greece in the summer. When I put it on, I’m immediately taken back to that feeling of having salty skin and hair from the ocean and the taste of fresh fish.
Antoni Porowski
Winning is a great deodorant.
John Madden