Dogs And Life Quotes

Dogs And Life Quotes by Bernard Williams, Robert Wagner, Roger Caras, Cheryl Cole, Milan Kundera, Dean Koontz and many others.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy lick

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Bernard Williams
A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won’t be too bad.
Robert Wagner
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Roger Caras
I don’t trust anybody in my life except my mother and my dogs.
Cheryl Cole
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent.
Milan Kundera
Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.
Dean Koontz
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Margo Kaufman
If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.
Roger Caras
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Christopher Morley
We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet; and amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog has made an alliance with us.
Max De Pree
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.
Carrie Underwood
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
Orlando Aloysius Battista
The dog is the most faithful of animals and would be much esteemed were it not so common. Our Lord God has made His greatest gifts the commonest.
Martin Luther
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
Mark Twain
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
Mark Twain
Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
Agnes Repplier
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Will Rogers
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
Samuel Butler
Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.
Agatha Christie
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Will Rogers
Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Lewis Grizzard
A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
Jack London
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
Edward Hoagland
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
Ambrose Bierce
A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
John Holmes
Whoever said you can’t buy Happiness forgot little puppies.
Gene Hill
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring – it was peace.
Milan Kundera
No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
Louis Sabin
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul – chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!
Anne Tyler
Hardly any animal can look as deeply disappointed as a dog to whom one says “no.”
Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson
A man’s soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.
Charles Doran
Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished.
Dean Koontz
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
I care not much for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Abraham Lincoln
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Mark Twain
My dogs have been the reason I have woken up every single day of my life with a smile on my face.
Jennifer Skiff
His ears were often the first thing to catch my tears.
Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.
Smiley Blanton
A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life.
Bob Barker
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Fran Lebowitz
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney
If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.
Orhan Pamuk
Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
Agnes Sligh Turnbull
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
Elizabeth Taylor