Dogs And Life Quotes

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won’t be too bad.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

I don’t trust anybody in my life except my mother and my dogs.

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent.

Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.

If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet; and amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog has made an alliance with us.

The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.

The dog is the most faithful of animals and would be much esteemed were it not so common. Our Lord God has made His greatest gifts the commonest.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.

Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.

If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.

Whoever said you can’t buy Happiness forgot little puppies.

To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring – it was peace.

No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul – chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!

Hardly any animal can look as deeply disappointed as a dog to whom one says “no.”

A man’s soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.

Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.

I care not much for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

My dogs have been the reason I have woken up every single day of my life with a smile on my face.

His ears were often the first thing to catch my tears.

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.

A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.

Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.