Dorms Quotes

Now, we can live in this little, liberal bubble bath where everybody’s supposed to like everybody and do all this stuff and understand our pain and know our history. But that, maybe, works in your dorm, that doesn’t work in the real world, and people need to get out of all that.

Probably like a couple of years from now, there’ll be a lot of girls here, and then it won’t be just like all boys, so they’ll have to build like another dorm for girls, so it’ll be a huge impact if more girls start playing.

Zuckerberg wants to take us back to the dorm room where we all know each other. I don’t want to, I want to go to the city.

And if you dont come back from the dorm, I’m the one who has to explain to Micheal how I let you go off and get yourself killed like a Dumbass. First rule in horror movies, Clair-Never split up!

My cellmate’s raped on the norm, and passed around the dorm, you can hear his asshole getting torn.

No matter what happened to any individual person, life was going on elsewhere. The first time Kennedy kissed me, it stood to reason that at the same time, other people were splitting up. And the night Kennedy broke my heart, somewhere – maybe right there in my dorm, other people were falling in love.

Decide that you like college life. In your dorm you meet many nice people. Some are smarter than you. And some, you notice, are dumber than you. You will continue, unfortunately, to view the world in exactly these terms for the rest of your life.

Your “use case” should be, there’s a 22 year old college student living in the dorms. How will this software get him laid?

You’re never going to find a guy who’s exactly like you – first of all, because that guy never leaves his dorm room.

Bill Clinton’s favorite memory is Hillary leaning down and putting contact paper in the drawers, in the chest of drawers in Chelsea’s dorm room at Stanford. Favorite memory. Favorite memory! Out everything, favorite memory. Now, I would love to hear somebody in the media ask Hillary what contact paper is.

I bet most of us have experienced at some point the joys of less: college – in your dorm, traveling – in a hotel room, camping – rig up basically nothing, maybe a boat. Whatever it was for you, I bet that, among other things, this gave you a little more freedom, a little more time.

It’s like I’m in a closet in a college dorm room.

Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate.

I literally coded Facebook in my dorm room and launched it from my dorm room. I rented a server for $85 a month, and I funded it by putting an ad on the side, and we’ve funded ever since by putting ads on the side.

But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn’t been colored yet.

In my dorm room, I was a hermit making music, I’ve always had a sense of urgency that I don’t have forever to make this happen.

Can you come over to Amberwood? I need you to help me break curfew and escape my dorm.” There were a few moments of silence. “Sage, I’ve been waiting two months to hear you say those words. You want me to bring a ladder?

Don’t send your kids to Baylor. And don’t send your kids to [Texas] A&M… Texas A&M used to be a conservative university. It’s lost all of its conservatism…. My daughter went there. You know, she had horrible experiences with coed dorms and guys who spent the weekends in the rooms with girls.

There’s a picture of my dorm room in the college yearbook as the most messy, most disgusting room on the Harvard campus, where I was an undergraduate.

Some fast food places, they have that ketchup pump. It’s like a keg. They give you the paper shot glass. I always like to hang around there, try and meet the ladies. “Here, I’ll pump for you. You come to this Wendy’s often? My roommate and I, we got a pony pump back at my dorm. Here’s an extra shot ”

This was 1954, friends. The girls’ dorm was off limits. Even to girls, I think.

You realize we’re all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

I’ve never been to Harvard, I’ve never been to college, so I don’t know what dorm life is like.

I got thrown out of school several weeks in my senior year being caught in the girls’ dorm. This was 1954, friends. The girls’ dorm was off limits. Even to girls, I think.

Credit card companies pay college students generously to stand outside dining halls, dorms, and academic buildings and encourage their fellow students to apply for credit cards.

I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. ‘Where did you get it?’ ‘I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can’t even watch their sign?’

Jung Min is extra friendly. Not meaning that his face/appearance is extra friendly, but his personality is very friendly and mature. At home, he often washes dishes. In dorms, he also cooks for everyone. He usually offers to help others and takes good care of everyone. He is a very outgoing and interesting friend.

As many know, and especially those who may have young sons or daughters at colleges or universities, the last thing you want to hear is a call that perhaps one of your children was injured or, even worse, lost their life in a tragic fire at a dorm or campus housing.

Ignoring fame was my rebellion, in a funny way. I was insistent on being normal and doing normal things. It probably wasn’t advisable to go to college in America and room with a complete stranger. And it probably wasn’t wise to share a bathroom with eight other people in a coed dorm. Looking back, that was crazy.

Proust’s tea cake has nothing on one hour in a college dorm.

I ended up rooming in a dorm that was basically a solid wall of female scientists. And every Wednesday, we would all watch “Star Trek: Next Generation.”

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open.

When I was in college, we used to take a popcorn popper, because that was the only thing they would let us use in the dorm, and we would fry squirrels in a popcorn popper in the dorm room.