Dude Quotes by Boosie, Luke James, John Singleton, Bud Luckey, Lou Williams, Madlib and many others.

I’m a real dude.
I originally started playing saxophone. I started singing a little bit when I got into middle school, when I realized girls didn’t really date the dude with the saxophone.
All the kids looked up to my father because he was known to be that dude who knocks people out.
I used to go to a dude ranch which is when you spend your holiday on a ranch so I became a bit of a cowboy.
I think as competitors, that’s why we get into this, to gain respect from the guys who have played the game, and you walk away and they say, ‘He was a tough cover – that dude was nice.’
Some people think I’m crazy, but I’m just a normal dude that loves music.
If you’re ever bcc’d, do not go near ‘reply all.’ ‘Bcc’ is ‘blind carbon copy.’ It means you’re a fly on the wall, dude! If you hit reply all, it’s beyond bad etiquette to out the person who gave you the superpower of invisibility. It’s like screaming, ‘I’m a spy!’
As long as I’m not selling out the people that ride or die with me, I’m glad I’m not an MC. I’m a motivational speaker. I’m not that rapper dude.
I’m a big buffet dude, or I’m a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.
I’m a laid-back dude, period, but I can be vocal, if need be.
I’m just a quirky, funny dude.
I make music that surfers dig, but, like Brian Wilson in the Beach Boys, I’m the dude who never gets on the board.
‘Star Wars’ is populated by so many great types; who wouldn’t want to be a Han Solo kind of dude?
‘Hey Dude’ was shot in Arizona, and that took me to the West Coast. We did 65 episodes. It was not a show that a ton of people saw, so it was like doing acting classes and getting paid for it. At that point I had the acting bug. So I went to L.A. to give it a try and never left.
I’m very into film and strengthening what it means to be a rapper and to be a black dude from Chicago.
I’m still that rowdy dude who has after-parties in his dressing room with a concert-sized PA system blasting away.
I do not want to fight Woodley because we’re cool. We’ve worked out so much together, and he’s looked out for me in the past with certain hookups that he had at the time. So I don’t want to fight that dude.
Now, with the Hurt Business, this is my chance to let loose. Before, when I was frustrated, I couldn’t let it out. Sometimes being a bad dude just feels a lot better.
My favorite song used to be ‘The Nasty Song’ by this dude named Lil Ru. That was my jam!
Spider-Man is supposed to be ‘neighborhood friendly,’ but I’ve never seen that dude at a Black Lives Matter march.
I’m not the type of dude who kicks somebody when they’re down.
People always say, ‘Why don’t you play more sets in Texas?’ and I say, ‘Dude, why don’t you come babysit?’
I’m a goofy dude. I don’t usually take things too seriously, but when I step on the field it’s a whole different aspect to me.
I prize being just a normal dude that wakes up, goes to work, comes home to his wife – like, quite boring.
I’m really just a dude that cooks, plays with his son and thinks about stuff in his spare time outside of dedicating about six hours or so to basketball stuff.
Drogba. I used to grow up watching football and when I saw him that was it. I’ve got his jersey in my closet. That dude is a legend for what he achieved at Chelsea.
My styles range quite a bit. I go for an all-around kind of fan. Never wanted to be the dude that could do one thing. I wanted to be the guy that could hang with anybody.
I don’t have a ton of talents. I’m not this conventionally attractive TV dude.
My father’s family came from Virginia and Philadelphia. He wasn’t a brother who talked a lot. He was a workingman, a quiet, blue-collar dude.
There’s been times where I sold the place out, and I walked in and the guy’s like, ‘Uh, ID?’ ‘No, you can’t ID me, man. I just sold this place out.’ People are just doing their jobs, but I think if you’re working the door at a venue where there’s a headliner, you should at least be like, ‘OK, this is the dude.’
There are many interactions that an actor like me has in public when he gets recognized. The best are ‘You’re a great actor, good work,’ and move on. A very good interaction could be when they say ‘You were awesome on ‘The West Wing,’ ‘Loved ‘In Her Shoes,’ great movie,’ ‘What Women Want,’ good job dude.’
I was a quiet kid – I didn’t think I needed to be the funniest guy. I was always more of a listener. I went to 12 different schools, and I wasn’t the charismatic dude, but I was captain of the track team and wrestling team.
I’d rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.
When I first got the call for ‘I’m A Celebrity,’ I was like, ‘Dude, it’s snakes and bugs and things. Nah.’
A lot of people talk about J. Lo, Kim Kardashian, Nicki Minaj, but, like, dude butts are still here.
We’re in Kentucky, dude. How many variations of Bevin are there? Many. Bevins, Blevins, Belvin, Belvins, I’m sure. Or Bevin even with an -eavin or… Bivin or Bivins. And we’re probably all cousins if you go back far enough.
I’m not really the cool dude at all.
There were a couple of years where I got a bit lost – I went out too much, I was a bit heartbroken, thought I was a bit more of a dude than I really was. I would love to go back and have a strong word with myself.
When you’re the only Asian in the room, the last thing you want to do is to point out you’re Asian. And be the Asian dude.
On my mom’s side I’m Mexican, and my dad is a white dude.
I’m telling y’all Drake is that dude! Definitely listening to Quavo too!
I’m that dude from the ad about background checks where I put a rifle together blindfolded.
Dude, everybody wants to be Andre 3000. He’s got abs for days. How does that guy get so ripped?
Being Latino in this market, in the past 20 years, I hadn’t gone out for the white dude next door, but Netflix had that vision. Netflix is changing all of that, not only in the production aspect, but they’re trying to include everybody.
I’m a little different from the average dude because I’m on high-def TV now.
Ninety percent of the time, I’m a laid-back teddy-bear dude.
People called me a dude and said there was no way I could be a woman. Some even wanted me to prove it to them. During high school and college, when we traveled for games, people would shout the same things while also using racial epithets and terrible homophobic slurs.
I’m just a regular dude.
Try writing a book, dude. That’s difficult.
Trust me: all of us walk around and look at each other, and without saying it, we all know we’re thinking, ‘Really dude? Were still here!’ and pinch ourselves. Typically, careers have short life span, 10 years if you’re lucky, so what we’ve done is amazing.
I can’t do anything better than Pat White. I love that dude. Was an honor to be on his team in college.
I guess, in a way, I grew up mixed race: half white, half black. That question’s always been on my mind: ‘What are you? Are you this or that? Are you a white dude or are you a black dude?’ In a strange way, music and comedy is kind of the same thing. I’m both. They’re just different modes of expression.
Kevin Hart. He’s the man! I like his style. He’s short, so I can relate. All the stories he tells are real. I respect that, and he’s just a really funny dude – great comedy instincts. To do stand-up on a stage for an hour and tell stories and make people laugh is incredible.
I rap, and I work with this dude named Chemist, who lives in Virginia. He’s my go-to producer and does a lot of my own music – he’s on my ‘Rich Black American’ mixtape.
Dude, I turn into a six-year-old when I come to Disneyland. It’s amazing. My eyes glass over and my blood pressure goes down. I’m just like everybody else. I turn into a big kid when I come here. It’s the happiest place on earth, right?
I’m your typical highly educated, progressive white dude. I’ve lived my life resisting racism both within myself and in the society around me.
I catch myself every once in a while doing that weird thing that I see famous people do, where they have sunglasses and hats on and grow out beards thinking that they’re fooling people. Dude, you’re not fooling anyone: you look just like you.
I’m not a very violent dude, and if something can be settled without any physicality, I’m always in favor of that. But if somebody comes near my kids, the atavistic crazy lion comes out.
I have this big, old, oversize Levi’s denim jacket, and I honestly think it might be for a dude. And on the back, it says, ‘Catch feelings, not waves,’ which I love because I’m very emotional.
I get criticized for taking roles in films like ‘Ghost Rider 2’, but if you look at my resume, dude, I’ve mixed it up as much as I can.
At school, I’d be the dude singing to the girls, always up in the auditorium, in the lunch room singing Christmas carols, in the halls between class. I was always singing, and same thing with my grandfather. The apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree; you know how that goes.
I have this original style that I want to show to the world. I don’t want to be kind of this beat down, bruise-you-up kind of dude and have Karl Anderson cut all my promos for me. I don’t want to have to do that.
If I ever feel like I’m messing up, making the worst decisions, or I’m just lesser than – if I’m being self-deprecating – I just think, ‘Cheer up, dude, you’re a lot worse than you think.’ It makes me laugh. It takes me out of it.
I think you really have to remember what you loved about making music in the first place. Ultimately, people can be like, ‘We’ve seen this dude in many movies,’ but if they hear a song and they’re feeling it, they can look past all the personal things and not hold it against you that you’re also an actor.
A rap dude has his rap persona, his hyper version of himself. Do you know Method Man’s real name? Or Elton John, Marylin Monroe? You make up this character. That’s kind of what we have done with Die Antwoord, playing with characters.
Petr Yan’s a tough dude.
I love good balance, so being a collector is a fun little thing while we travel this world. I mean, every night, it’s something else. The other night, I head-banged a dude on my rental car and drove him through the curtain in my rental car. So some moments are not as good as others, but they are all fun, that’s for sure.
I’m a regular dude from Kansas who grew up with pigs and cows.
Hot girls have so many options. Sitting at home alone any night of the week and searching the Internet for a dude is on zero hot girls’ agendas. So they’re definitely not coming after you.
Every dude in your high school wasn’t striving to be the best poet because then he’d get all the girls, right? But you could imagine a society in which that were the case.
I’m a quirky dude, man.
Look, to be honest, when certain movies like ‘Ninja Assassin’ came out, that had a sexy, sexy Asian man with a six-pack, that made some people think, ‘Maybe I should go out there and date an Asian dude.’ And that did pretty good for us in a way of representation.
I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I’m not insane – I’m not a crazy person in real life. I’m a pretty low-key dude. I like chilling at home and playing with my dog.
I do believe in the idea of a historic person named Jesus that was a kind of chill dude who was just telling people to chill and be nice to each other. And he got penalized for that.
I really feel like a regular dude who happens to be incredibly lucky.
I’m done with books for a while. They take a lot of time, and they take a lot out of you. Maybe I’ll write another in the future when my hair starts turning white and I’m, like, that Gandalf-looking dude with white dreads and a white beard.
A lot of the time you have older writers who think that every teenager says ‘dude’ all the time.
I feel like everybody that saw my videos was like, ‘Oh this dude’s about to rap.’ They just played my videos, and I feel like I shocked a lot of people.
I always felt like the trumpet or trombone player was always the coolest dude in the room.
If you are AC/DC, you don’t get credit for slow songs. And if you are doing a show about food with a blond dude with crazy blond hair and tattoos who drives a hot rod, of course everyone is going to think everything you eat is deep-fried.
I don’t know why people think I’m this ad-lib dude.
It’s not fun if you’re sitting on the bench and aren’t playing during Christmas. Damn, dude, I could’ve been watching this at home with my family. As long as you get some camera action on Christmas time, it’s OK.
One thing I hear a lot is, ‘Dude, my mom loves your record,’ or ‘I got it for my dad for Christmas.’ I’m essentially doing dad rock. Which is great, because I love Steely Dan, you know? Nothing wrong with dad rock!
Makonnen is a good dude. It’s just good energy when he’s around.
It was cool to meet Cris Carter. That dude has some of the best hands to have played the game.
I don’t get inspired by too many people because I like uniqueness. I’m a unique dude.
I wasn’t really a deep-rooted comic-book dude.
Every old dude hates young people.
Charlie Ward was the best dude ever.
Steven Segal’s a cool dude. He’s basically a blues man. He loves playing his guitar.
I can’t get enough of this guy called Baths. He’s a total L.A. dude and really young as well. It’s super-electronic, but with almost Hall & Oates-style songwriting. Without the context of the production, it could be super-cheesy, but it has amazing harmonies.
The cool thing about Kyle Killen, he writes really defined characters. I was a big fan of ‘Awake’ and also ‘Lone Star.’ I just think that he’s a really, really special writer, and complex and deep, and a really smart dude.
Man, don’t get me started on Pat Travers. That dude writes killer blues rock and roll riffs.
My first artist bus was Jason Aldean’s old bus, with deer antlers over the lights and cowhide on the back of the couches. It was such an absolute dude bus.
B.I.G. was like the Alfred Hitchcock of rap. Like, this dude’s story form was so nuts.
I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word ‘dude.’ ‘Dude, these are isotopes.’ ‘Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.’ ‘Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.’
Sometimes you have producers tell you ‘I’m a huge fan, I’m a huge fan.’ But David Guggenheim, I have so much love for this dude.
He didn’t have to worry about the music, because he wasn’t doing any of it. Eazy was a blessed dude.
I’m like a dude. Jordans are my favorite. I wear them all the time for shows. I can get girly-girly when I want to, but I can’t perform in heels. I would bust my face open on stage, and we don’t want that.
Anybody that’s from somewhere that’s made it in music outside of New York or L.A., if it’s a unique enough place, they’ll always say, ‘Dude’s from Minnesota!’ Or wherever, you know? So that’s how I got the Philly connection.
I know I’m not a buff dude in any sense, but I’m more than comfortable with my body.
I’ve been approached by many different people, but I don’t really want to be known as a collaboration dude.
Every time I fly first class, I’m like, ‘Damn dude, this is sick!’
How much cooler was Oz than seeing the little dude behind the curtain?
When they told me I had cancer – a very rare form called appendiceal cancer – I was shocked. But I went straight into battle mode. Every morning, I’d wake up and have an internal conversation with cancer. ‘All right, dude,’ I’d tell it, ‘go ahead and hit me. But I’m going to hit you back even harder.’
Children crave routine and find listening to the same stories over and over again soothing. If you’ve grown weary of the holiday books you’ve read your kid 7,883 times, try adding ‘dude’ to the end of every line of dialogue.
Wanting to be a rock star, I get it. I’m like, ‘Oh, my God, dude! The freedom!’
I would love to have a crack at Michael Bisping – with or without the gold, I’d want to have a crack at him because I respect him as a fighter, and he’s a tough dude, and I’d love to swing it out with him.
I have always been a super-emotional dude.
If I played basketball, and you played with me, and all of a sudden you become my head coach, there isn’t anything you can tell me, dude. Because your years in the league were just as long as mine. Why are you coaching me? That’s one of the things that I hate.
I’m not the easiest dude to work with.
When I look back, I can see why people thought I was aggressive. My first single, ‘Do It Like A Dude,’ resulted in a lot of misconceptions about me. I’m confident – but I’m not arrogant.
Oney Lorcan is such a hard-hitting dude, just like me. We go in there, two hard-hitting dudes, and the crowd are going to be taken aback, and that’s our goal.
When I first started doing comedy years ago, I used to be the biggest Michael Richards fan. I used to love this dude. He was on a TV show called ‘Fridays,’ and man, he was tall and lanky – and I was tall and lanky. I love physical comedy, and he was a physical comedian, and I said, ‘Man, I love this guy.’
I’m not this perfect dude.
‘The River Wild’ was great, with Meryl Streep. That guy was really a bad dude who was ultimately sort of fundamentally impotent in a weird way. That was kind of interesting.
You see Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson, what they go through, and dude, that’s not as exciting as it looks.
The most important thing in a fighter is his mentality. Do you really believe that you’re the baddest dude on the planet?
I’m very happy to be part of a generation where you don’t have to say that you’re gay. It’s just like, ‘I’m dating a dude,’ or, ‘I’m dating a girl,’ and I love it. I think it’s a great time.
I’m a loyal dude.
I’m not a big person, so every time they were adding these big guys to the cast, I said to my trainer, ‘We’re screwed, dude.’ I’m only five foot five, and I’m going to look so little.
I’m not a Beverly Hills dude.
This sounds weird, but when you have a male fan base, you pretty much know you are going to be okay until you’re an old, crispy dude, because they’re not buying your films because you’re sexy.
I’m a laid back dude, I don’t really get excited.
I’m a common dude.
In my whole career, all I wanted was acceptance from Kid Cudi. I don’t care about nothing else! This dude saved my life.
Mark Zuckerberg is a rich white dude from a really privileged background.
What I love about ‘Criminal Minds’ is that Morgan is an ex-marine, ex-SWAT. To do those things you have to be a pretty badass dude. It’s a great incentive to stay in shape.
The only thing I would tell my younger self is, ‘Don’t pay a lot of money for head shots.’ There’s always some dude in Brooklyn that’s like, ‘Dude, this is gonna get you the job.’ And he convinces you you’ve got to pay $700. You don’t! Your head shot doesn’t matter!
When I go in the Octagon, it’s no big deal. Just gonna go fight. Majority of the people? ‘Dude, I’m scared to even walk through there.’ Everything’s a matter of perspective.
I’m not one to be paying too much attention to what another dude’s doing.
I love Lil Wayne; that’s like my little brother. He’s just the coolest dude on Earth.
Dude, I’ve played almost every position except for President. When I did ‘The Event,’ I was head of the CIA. When I did ‘Chuck,’ I was head of the NSA. For a guy that’s a hippie at heart, I don’t know where they think of this.
I remembered, like, when ‘Not When My Daughter’ came out, I’m serious, I think dating for Iranian men became a lot harder. Dude’s name, Shahrokh – became Tony. Mehsud became Mike.
I’m a spiritual dude, and a part of me is forgiving.
If you’re an outsider looking into my life, you’re thinking, ‘That dude is crazy. He’s literally crazy.’
I always feel like there is some dude out there with money that I could fall back on if I needed to.
I love my fans because they’re smart, dude.
James Franco is a Method actor. I respect Method actors, but he never snapped out of character. Whenever we’d have to get in the ring for boxing scenes, and even during practice, the dude was full-on hitting me.
Thank you… fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would’ve happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.
I’m not no ‘drink wine every day’ kind of dude.
I think somewhere along the way I realized, ‘O.K., no one’s gonna care about a chubby Jewish dude rapping.’ I realized I’d be better behind the scenes.
I’m gonna fall back, do my thing, but goddamn, I’m going to be a tough dude to deal with.
One of my first observations about New York that I was so fascinated with was that you’d be at a stoplight, and you’re with everybody; there’s a homeless dude and some weird celebrity and a cop and someone who looks exactly like you.
If you’re anything other than a white, cisgender, able-bodied dude, people are going to project narratives, imagery, and context onto you that you might not necessarily see for yourself.
Dude, I throw a stick. Come on. I get paid a pretty good salary to throw a stick.
The guy who runs Big Day Out doesn’t like us for some reason; I don’t even know why. We do all the other festivals, and we enquired about it. Who knows, maybe he’ll eventually crack, but maybe not. We’re just going to keep knocking on his door late at night saying, ‘Come on, dude!’
I was totally into cartoon babes when I was a little dude. Cheetara from the ‘Thundercats,’ then Jessica Rabbit, and finally I moved onto a real-life human being and was into Punky Brewster, and then Christina Applegate on ‘Married with Children.’
When I was a kid, I remember trying to emulate Stevie Wonder’s sound, and Donny Hathaway’s sound. It’s just part of who I am – I’m just a soulful kind of dude.
I been the same dude my whole life.
I’m really pumped about this opportunity to be with Coach Gase… with his mind and ability to lead a team. He’s a good dude.
The Stones also still have a huge following. Mick Jagger leaps around like a crazy dude. And Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood and Charlie Watts are playing great too.
I feel like if a dude wants to get his point across and wants to protest, I feel like he has the right to do that.
I don’t look at God as some boring dude in the sky that tells me what to do all day. I legitimately be like, ‘Yo, you know what, G, that’s crazy how that happened. That’s dope. You know, you the real MVP.’
I’m just a straightforward kind of dude.
Let me tell you something about Joe Manganiello – I don’t care, dude. The most impressive thing that you have on your cinematography is that you got beat up by Spiderman.
I’d rate myself an 8. I do have my flaws, but I’m a cool dude. If I wasn’t myself, I’d kick it with me. I’m a down-to-earth person and all around cool guy.
Let me tell you, Barack Obama is the most down dude in the world, but he’s so smart; so articulate, such an amazing speaker; such a passionate man. He’s humble.
I don’t mind talking about my dad because he’s such a good dude.
I love John Stamos. John’s a really friendly, cool dude.
My first real showbiz job was on a Nickelodeon show called ‘Hey, Dude.’ That was my first real paid scriptwriting job.
For the longest time, I didn’t even want to admit I was serious about music. Before the Shins, I would tell myself, ‘Oh, I’m going to figure something out someday.’ I had this romantic vision of being this old dude maybe making guitars or something.
I’m kinda a first take dude. The first time, cut that mic on, and the spirit is there, and what comes on the mic – I mean, even if I’m mumbling, I like to keep a lot of that initial thing that comes out. Cause that’s the spirit.
When you’re a little kid, you have nerve. I’d walk right up to whoever was recording and say, ‘Hey, dude, what’s the lick of the week?’
My dad was a big dude.
The funny thing that still cracks me up is when you get a grown man coming up to you shaking asking for a picture. I’m like ‘Dude, you know I’m a scrub, right?’
When you become a Christian, all of a sudden you start to live on this rapture mentality, like tomorrow the world’s going to end. You live in that frenzy. We come from the streets, so the mentality was like, ‘Yo, dude, what’s up? You’re not going to tell me I’m not down with God. What’s up!’
Miss Britney Spears took a dude that was already with a girl that had babies. And sometimes when you do that kind of stuff and take a dude, that’s called karma.
My dad was just a little trailer trash white dude that worked his tail off, didn’t have a dad. He started working at 14, didn’t get to play sports. He dedicated his life to his kids to let us live our dreams.
I’m not fighting to be treated like a dude. I don’t want to be treated like a man. I want to be treated as a talented stunt-person, or I want to be treated as an intelligent person.
You can’t be two people in your brain, one rock dude and a dad – there’s something in the middle of them, and that’s really what you are and that’s going to make you the best dad – not when you try to be one or the other.
Some writing programs are very much like, you come in, and you have a niche that becomes yours, and, you know, you’re the dude from the streets. Or you’re the woman who was in prison.
Not a lot of individuals get to refer to the Lord in their prayers as ‘Dude’, but he’s doing a new thing with me.
When I was in high school, I remember writing a research paper, and the teacher said I should write about Langston Hughes. I felt as if I was the only black dude who didn’t like Langston Hughes. He didn’t seem as dark and layered as someone like Flannery O’Connor.
Even the fact that I labelled myself makes me mad sometimes, because dude, I’m just a free spirit.
When you get into a car, and there’s trash, or it’s dirty, or one of the hubcaps is off, you’re like, ‘Come on, dude.’ Every woman likes the confidence and self-respect that says, ‘I get oil changes. I look after my vehicle.’ That’s what I recommend: Act like you don’t care, but take care of your body.
I ain’t gonna lie: I have dude fans; most of my fans are dudes.
Snoop Dogg eats terrible. That’s another reason I had to leave him. I would have been dead of a heart attack. He literally eats at 7-11. That’s where he does his grocery shopping or it’s Roscoe’s Chicken & Waffles, or it’s Denny’s delivery. There’s not a piece of salad or vegetable within two miles of this dude.
I’m a West Coast dude, definitely, but I do like the city of D.C. It’s cool. A lot of things to do. It’s just cold.
I never wanted to be a bombshell; I wanted to be an actor. I would much prefer to be a woman than a man, but if I was a dude, maybe I’d have Johnny Depp’s island because women in this industry after a certain age definitely don’t get to do ‘Pirates of the Caribbean.’
I feel like I’m Dracula, dude, like, um… Nosferatu, you know.
Let’s see: I’m into a whole bunch of different people – Alexander Wang… that’s my dude.
It’s something I advise young fighters: Get it while the getting’s good. Take care of yourself financially. Be smart and save your money and protect your damn head, dude. Try to take as little damage as possible, especially training.
Everybody who knows me is like, ‘Dude, you’ve got to chill out.’ I can’t not work, given where I want to be.
Coming out of high school, Ricky Town was the dude. He was going to SC; I was going to UCLA. He was No. 1 in the country; I was No. 2.
Clearly I’m able to read emotions. But I do feel… What is it? Awkwardness. I’m not a slick dude. That’s what it comes down to. The nakedness, the guilelessness… that’s quite real.
Matt Brown did exactly what he said he was going to do. He kicked my butt. But it was a war. I would love to do it again. Matt Brown’s a good dude and a great fighter. He’s made it up to the top and man, he’s a monster.
I’m always that dude that’s looking for the next thing.
As an actor, a role can be a great excuse not to be in shape. I mean, you wouldn’t want to see the Dude with a six-pack, so you eat that Haagen-Dazs. My weight goes up and down.
You can’t sugarcoat why Kaep is not playing in the NFL. This dude played in the Super Bowl.
It’s always exciting to create a character that people can relate to, where people are like, ‘Oh, I know this dude,’ but maybe you’ve never actually seen this type of character on TV.
Going to high school in rural Florida, we always partied down in the woods. Somebody – one of the rednecks – would leave class and mow a path out to a field, and we’d drive out there. Dude, every party I went to was lit by a bonfire. Acoustic guitar.
My first signing bonus was 3,500 bucks. I bought speakers and a five-disc carousel CD changer. Dude, I thought I was the wealthiest quarterback around.
God knows I’m a good guy, I’m known in the industry as a good guy. I’m not known to be a foul, evil dude that you’ve got to watch out for and my name is not muddy in the industry.
Every team I played for, I pretty much been the dude on it.
To a straight man, the notion of walking around as a coiffed, waxed, nail-polish-wearing, lispy dude is uproariously absurd. As people, we find absurdities funny. That’s our first step in making sense of them.
I still don’t want no broke dude! I’m open to offers, but he’s got to be stable. I see a lot of friends who feel they have to be with a man, but they always pick the wrong one. Are there any right ones?
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
I look up to Jimmy Fallon. He hosts talk shows as a fan himself, and that’s how I do it. When the celebrities come in, I’m excited that they’re there. It’s not just like a formal, ‘Hey, how are ya?’ It’s like, ‘Dude, what the hell! So happy to see you!’ That’s what Jimmy Fallon does every time.
When I’m an old dude in a rocking chair, I’ll have these great war stories.
I get to fight a tough dude like Koscheck, and then a title shot if I win? It’s great.
I am a dude who is meant to be on a couch in New York City thumbing through magazines.
There are a lot of hardcore ‘Napoleon’ fans, and they do the research and find photos of what I look like when I’m not ‘Kip-ified.’ Those fans recognize me. It happens maybe once a week, where someone will come up to me and be, like, ‘Dude, you’re Kip.’ And I’m, like, ‘Yeah, my name’s Aaron.’
I don’t want to be the dude that you just think about with a crazy suit, talking crap, fighting in these super fights and driving a Rolls-Royce.
When Joe Rogan started his podcasts he’d have me, Joe Diaz, and all our friends help him for the first few. And I told him ‘Dude, no one will listen to audio that’s over an hour long. You’ve got to end it at 59:59 or less.’ And I was way wrong.
Ghostface, when it comes to hip-hop, was one of my favorite rappers and definitely one of my favorites in the Wu-Tang. He’s also a really cool dude.
I don’t believe I’ve ever played a hip dude. I don’t think I would have the wherewithal to do that.
I was an actor in New York, dude.
I won the Olympics. This is a dream, dude.
I don’t want to be Mr. Romantic Leading Man. I don’t want to be the Dance Dude. I don’t want to be the Action Guy. If I had to do any one of those all my life, it’d drive me crazy.
When I was a kid, I didn’t have any girlfriends. I was a very nerdy-type dude. Believe me, being a ham does not turn girls on.
I’m obsessed with Bruno Mars’ records. I’d give my right leg to be able to sing like that dude.
They call it a reunion for a reason. It’s called bringing the original members back to what it was. So there’s a lot of these things that they call reunions that aren’t really reunions. They’ve got one dude from the band floating around in them, you know. That’s not a true reunion. With Pantera, it’ll never be possible.
Just a couple of minutes ago, I signed a couple of bowling pins for some people. That’s a normal thing. Somebody will hand me something and say, ‘Draw a picture! Draw the Dude!’ They’re probably selling them on eBay or something.
If your dad always has candy, how cool is he? Coolest dude in the world. My kids think I’m cool.
I would love to fight Brock Lesnar. He’s a massive dude.
The thing is, everybody wants to be famous. Everybody wants to be successful. Everybody wants to be that dude, but not everybody wants to do the work for it. And I think that’s probably one of the reasons why there’s so many juniors and only a couple that make it. Because I really wanted it. I wanted it real bad.
I feel like I am a lot of who I am because I watched these shows that said it was okay to be a total weirdo. Shows like ‘Pete and Pete,’ ‘Hey, Dude,’ ‘Salute Your Shorts’ – that’s what I grew up with.
I didn’t mind when Paul Wight came to me and said WWE offered him $1 million a year for ten years. I was like, ‘Dude, you need to take that. You need to go now. Lemme give you a ride to the airport.’
I feel like a lot of Indian fans don’t know about my Indian background, so it’s funny online that a lot of fans call me this Pakistani dude. No, I’m Indian, too.
I think it’s corny and cheesy for a dude to holler at a girl. That’s just disrespectful in my mind. I may talk to girls, but I don’t hang with girls; I don’t date girls. I haven’t really found anybody.
George C. Scott, man, was a powerful dude.
I’m just a little artsy-fartsy computer dude.
I always tried to stand out as a ref. I wore a long-sleeve black Under Armour t-shirt so that you knew I was the cool ref as opposed to the old dude.
The horses forced into the chuckwagon races die of heart attacks, broken necks, broken legs, and other injuries. It’d be easy to get off on western tradition without this bloody spectacle. Dude, it’s the Old West, not ancient Rome!
I’m definitely a romantic comedy dude because I’m a big romantic at heart. I’m a softy, so it’s always nice to watch movies that make you think that love at first sight is actually possible.
Brad Pitt is a dude who just wants to make good movies. He’s not afraid to surround himself with the greatest actors, which I always appreciate because I’ve also seen actors who only want to surround themselves with weak actors because it makes them look better. That ends up making a poorer movie.
I am a big dude that can move, so I want to see what kind of magic a guy like Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins can bring against me.
Prince is the ultimate performer. Prince is that dude that’s going to get on stage by himself, if he need to, but hold you in the palm of his hand. Like, you can’t take your eyes off the man when he’s on stage, and he could just be sitting there playing his guitar.
Every dude needs a well tailored suit. I’d say well tailored suit, a leather jacket, and a pair of jeans that really fit are vital in your wardrobe.
With the last couple of Pantera records, we kept getting more and more narrow-minded because of Phil. He didn’t want to experiment or take any chances, and it was like being in a tube that was getting to be so small you couldn’t even breathe. Personally, I think the dude was afraid of success.
Whenever I watch a show and twentysomethings have a lot of ‘Star Wars’ references, I know it’s written by a 40-year-old dude.
I’m a laid-back, shy kinda dude, and it wasn’t until when I was 19 that my life kind of changed.
I’m a very normal guy. Like, I’m an average dude.
There isn’t a dude outside my dad who had greater influence on my life.
Quinton and Rampage are not the same person. Quinton is kind of scruffy. The Rampage is the toughest dude you’ll ever want to meet.
I became good friends with Jack Whitehall. I think he’s great, such a great dude, and really funny.
I was never growing up saying, ‘Dude, I want to sing in a band.’
I guess there’s enough information out there to support that I’m a crazy, wild dude and rock and roll and this, that and the other. And there’s enough information to support that, you know, I’m a single father, that, you know, has been a pretty standup guy in his community and pretty private about that stuff.
I want the dude in the top row to feel like he’s down there on the front row in a club.
None of us wants to be judged by our worst act on our worst day, and we consistently judge Burr for that. He was not a perfect man, but he’s not a villain. He’s a dude, just a guy.
All gamblers lose regularly, but they rarely discuss it in public. Losing is bad for the image, dude. Nobody buys Hot Tips from Losers. Remember that.
The Republican consciousness has no integrity and it falls apart once you check it out. If you’re a Christian, why would you want to fry this dude?
The Tom Brady sandwich would be a prosciutto with a nice Buffalo mozzarella, on a crispy baguette with a little fresh basil. Brady is classy; he’s a really cool dude. He’s got a lot of flavor.
Thomas Penmanship is my Dude Love. When I become very successful in WWE as Tommaso Ciampa, one day I’m going to pull out Tommy Penmanship and suddenly develop a split personality.
I’m not Tupac or this prophetic dude or anything like that. I just want to make music and have fun.
It’s a blessing and a curse. I feel like I’ve gotta fight every dude that stepped foot on ‘The Ultimate Fighter.’
But ‘Hey Dude’ was shot in Arizona, and that took me to the West Coast. We did 65 episodes. It was not a show that a ton of people saw, so it was like doing acting classes and getting paid for it. At that point I had the acting bug. So I went to L.A. to give it a try and never left.
When you’re the opener, you’re the guy getting the crowd warmed up. But when you’re the headliner, you’re the main dude. People come to see you, and you have to deliver. It’s a cool position to be in.
I got scouted to be the dude in the video for ‘Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I’m Bored.’
Check out my pictures. I’m fat. You know what I mean? But I love it. I love it. I’m a fat dude.
I’m a thigh-meat dude. Thigh is just the best meat – I don’t get chicken breast. I think it’s a publicity stunt that we’ve convinced people it’s delicious.
I eat a lot. I’m a big sandwich dude. Turkey, mayonnaise, mustard, cheese, yes. I love craft services.
LL Cool J was a rapper-turned-actor, and I also relate to him because he was sort of a ladies’ man and had a female fan base, but yet he’s a positive dude. You never read about him getting into trouble or going to jail.
Cornrows came back with a vengeance in the early ’00s with every dude trying to grow his hair out to get ‘braided up.’ It was crazy. Girls were getting carpal tunnel in hoods across America trying to make plaits out of 1.5 inches of ungreased hair.
I’m this dude that can play a farmhand and a handyman and sometimes a Greek god.
I don’t believe a champion is the biggest, baddest, meanest dude in the world. I think the champion is like a warrior; it’s like the head knight or lead samurai: humble men of integrity, respect, and honor that treat people kindly.
I don’t have any concerns about my weight. I’ve always been healthy. I eat right. I’m just a big dude. I’ve always been happy with the person I am. So that will never change.
There has been a kind of stereotypical ‘gamer dude’ that has been representative for the gamer community in the years past. But I want to spearhead or be a part of changing that.
I never feel awkward, ever, when I’m eating! If someone doesn’t want to watch me eat? Dude, they can leave – I gotta get my fuel. My justification is, would you rather me end my stream and come back two hours later cause I went out to eat, or just eat real quick in between a match?
I believe I’m better looking as a dude than a girl.
I’m a black-and-white type of dude. If you say something, I believe you’re gonna do it.
On our early demos, I was really frustrated with my recorded sound. I’d tell my dad, ‘Dude, I want more ‘cut’ on my guitar – I want more treble.’ And he’d say, ‘Now, son, you don’t want that. It’ll hurt your ears.’ But my dad just didn’t understand.
I love the role I’m playing in ‘Conan.’ I’m enjoying making the film tremendously. It’s very physically demanding. You know, Conan is 28 years younger than me and a big dude, so I have to depend upon my wolf-like wiles to defeat this young bull.
I’ll never forget when I was, like, 17, and ‘Highway to Hell’ came on the radio, and I was like, ‘Dude, listen to that guy’s voice!’
I crossed paths with a horse that happened to change my life. That horse is Game On Dude, and what a horse! He’s a soldier. Together we traveled the world. We won the Santa Anita Big Cap, Goodwood, almost won the Breeder’s Cup Classic; we won the San Antonio, Hollywood Gold Cup and the Californian.
There’s nothing worse than watching an old wrinkly guy going, ‘Hey, baby.’ You’re like, ‘Dude, that’s lame.’ It’s cool to fall in love and grow old with someone.
The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That’s your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg.
I see myself as an utterly unchanged Perth dude who likes sport as much as I like music and who just likes my family.
I’ve been on predominantly ‘white’ shows before, and I had also been on predominantly ‘black’ shows. I would complain that when I was on a white show, they would only hire me because there was a black character or they needed a black voice. But then I would be mad if they went and hired a white dude in my position.
Every time I see Leonardo DiCaprio in a movie, I’m like, ‘Dude, you’re awesome. I want to be just like you when I grow up.’
When you’re a six-foot-four, two-hundred-and-fifty-pound dude, you’re not the romantic lead.
When fans come to me, and they say, ‘You’re my favorite singer in rock music,’ and I go, ‘What about Steven Tyler?’ ‘No, I like you better.’ ‘What about Robert Plant?’ ‘I like you better.’ That’s kind of weird to me, because I’m like, ‘No, dude – Steven Tyler and Robert Plant are gods.’
I’m determined to only work with women or queer people because it’s always a straight dude at the soundboard. I just don’t want to do that anymore! It dilutes the fruit-ness!
When I was growing up, man, I didn’t know myself. I was striving for respect. Trying to be cool for the girls. I wasn’t the biggest dude and I’m a nice guy.
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
I hate politicking. I’m not the type of dude to like get around 13 guys and talk about who’s next. I can’t stand that. I like to take action.
Watch ‘Dog with a Blog’ to get a good laugh, to see me, of course, and to see an awesome, awesome talking dog who is the cleverest, most awesome dude in the world. He’s really, really adorable and cute, and it’s really cool seeing what kind of tricks he has up his sleeve.
I’m just a normal, nice dude.
You can pick out the scariest dude on the tour and, guaranteed, he’s probably a smush – I just find that so incredibly attractive.
I’m a positive dude.
I didn’t have a role model. My role model was Michael Jordan. Bad role model for an Indian dude… I didn’t have anyone who looked like me. And by the time I was old enough to have what could have been a role model, they were my peers. Aziz Ansari is my peer. Kal Penn is my peer.
You can’t walk into Wal-Mart and just walk out with a TV – you can’t just download a TV. So don’t go and download the Jadakiss album without paying for it. It cost money to make that album, dude.
Prince Puma is the crispest dude in that ring.
I’ve known Trick Daddy for a while. We went to junior high school together, and we’ve always kept in touch. Trick was like the crazy dude. He was everybody’s friend. We hung out and partied.
A lot of time, I have to be the person who just goes, ‘Hey dude, don’t even trip. Don’t worry about it.’
I hope I can help guys come out and say, ‘All right, dude, I got a manicure… and I liked it.’
Boxers, man, except when I have to get dressed up. Then it’s boxer-briefs. But never tighty-whities. Never. But dude! If they brought back Underoos? Dude, if they brought back Underoos, I would rock the Underoos. Like He-Man and Transformers and G.I. Joe and even like Dukes of Hazzard.
A lot of times, you’ll be flipping through country radio and there’s just no substance. Like I’ve said before, it’s all about props: Solo cups or whatever. It’s not about a dude’s work day or someone that lost a good friend or relative. There’s nothing to hold onto when you’re going through something.
I remember meeting President Obama and looking at him, thinking, ‘Damn, this dude is really our president. He really went out and did it!’ If you look at stories like that, and other stories that I’m sure you could compare to, it’s just about freeing your mind and taking those guards down.
In my comedy, I’m not always trying to say something, but when I’m playing a creepy dude, you’re laughing because you know that creepy dude. You’ve heard that dude say something awful, and I’m just putting a little creative spin on it.
Growing up in New Orleans, when you’re in seventh and eighth grade, and you’re into music, and you’re a dorky dude, you know, you listen to the entire Rush catalog and the entire Zeppelin catalog, and you go through these, like, phases of classic rock.
I’m not a starstuck dude. I’ve been in this game too long for that, but I do respect and acknowledge real work and real work ethic.
People in football love to talk about mental strength. Well, I’m the strongest dude you’re ever going to meet.
I’m not the dude with the message. I’m a human being with different sides, different shades and different emotions, different feelings.
I was playing with the audience between takes. And the SNL’ crew was like, OK, we see you.’ I’m like, Dude, they’re right there.’ If you were playing a rock show, you don’t just go quiet and tune your guitar between songs. You have a little bit of chat, a little bit of banter.
I wanna be more of a pop public figure, iconic kinda dude.
My fans love me; they’ve made me this sex symbol. I don’t feel I am, but they feel that way. They find me attractive, like I’m a sexy dude. I try my best to make them believe the illusion.
I started singing to this one John Legend record; it was called ‘Each Day Gets Better,’ or something like that. I started to realize, ‘Wow, I really sound like this dude. If I keep doing this, maybe I can sound dope like John Legend and still rap.’
Bobby Lashley is on the road every week, he’s in the gym everyday. Sometimes I literally argue with Bobby about taking time off, I say dude, you need recovery and Bobby says ‘I do active recovery.’
I’m a bit of a dude. I like meat. But I am buying it more responsibly, where it’s more sourced responsibly.
I’ve known B.J. for so long, I love the dude, he’s a really good person… The guy’s a legend. He can do whatever he wants. I wish him best.
Hometown Aerosmith fans are different from other Aerosmith fans, and that mainly has to do with Joe Perry. It’s tough to overstate his strange grip on the local psyche. Tyler is a star who belongs to the whole world, but Perry, that dude belongs to Boston.
I remember where I’m from. It’s like, ‘Dude, you used to work at Pizza Hut.’ I still have the hat.
When you see ‘Star Wars’, and you see Greedo hustle up to Solo, you know they have a history; you understand that there’s a dude named Jabba the Hutt who’s after him, and Greedo is going to try to shoot him and get the money. You get what’s going on there.
When I’m doing a film, I love getting together after work with my costars. But we get back to L.A. and I’m like, ‘I don’t want to go to a club with you, dude. I mean, I think you’re rad, and if you want to come play Scrabble with me, that’s amazing.’
I’m a cool dude.
Being in the space that I am as a writer, and just as a black dude in America, there’s this push to be cool or be what you’re expected to be. There’s a need for a song that puts that in perspective. I think that’s an important thing for young children to hear growing up.
White dude speed’ is the kind of quickness that you see from a guy who’s trying to beat the ‘Do Not Walk’ sign across the street. They’re moving but not fast enough to scuff their boat shoes.
I am a dope dude.
In my eyes, there’s no one better than Stevie Wonder. He’s a top dude.
Anyone that’s watched my career knows that I finish fights and that I’m one scary dude to be in the cage with.
Like, when they say to me, ‘Screamin’ A.’ – I’m the only dude on the air who’s loud? I know plenty of white dudes who are screaming and going off. They’re called passionate. I’m called loud.
We’ve done a lot of shows and a few albums without Dirty. He was a wild and crazy dude.
Method Man is a rough, rugged street dude, but all the girls love him.
I’m not a big video game dude though, but I like ‘Madden.’
Derek Jeter seems like a cool dude.
Dilla was a John Coltrane-type dude. He was always on a higher level. He inspired my music to become looser and more soulful.
It’s definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going over to people’s houses and watching play me as I walk in – that’s actually happened a few times and that’s so weird. It’s like, ‘Dude, you’re playing me right now.’ It was too weird.
No, no, no, I’m not a fashion show type of dude.
I did some really heavy, intensive clinics with Billy Robinson. Anyone that knows anything about Billy, he was a mean old dude! I survived training with him and Josh Barnett, right in the same vein, my head coach for, like, 12 years.
I’m just a Harlem dude that can rap, and people dig my style and persona.
President George W. Bush was kind of a goofy tongue-tied dude. Mostly he just mangled the English language. Barack Obama, by contrast, was a smooth talker. The problem is that frequently what he said was just wrong or tendentious.
Any kind of horror video game where I’m the first-person player and I’m… I suddenly stop caring about the video game dude, and I’m like, I really don’t want him to die,’ and then the minute he dies, it upsets me. I can’t play those games.
There are some stories I want to tell that I think it’d be cool to see an African-American dude do.
In the rural South, ‘Bubba’ is like how people say ‘dude’ in California. It’s a name for a regular Southern man. I know a Chinese Bubba, a black Bubba.
I’ve been a writer since I was 13. I’ve been writing scripts and having pitch meetings. So, when I do see people like Brit Marling getting things done, it lets me know that it’s possible. It basically just tells me, ‘Dude, get to work!’ For some reason, I think that I’m not doing enough work.
When you start personally attacking people on Twitter, it’s like, come on, dude.
I feel like I’m a confident dude, so I feel like I can get away with wearing something bold.
I’m a pretty nice dude. I have fun, and people take it the wrong way.
My uncle is so funny – Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it’s just full-blown jibber-jabber. It’s so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can’t understand him.
I listen to a lot of Sublime. Dude, I’m obsessed with Sublime. You have no idea.
I could never be homophobic in any kind of way, dude. I’m such a free bird.