Eve Rosser Quotes

You are so lucky I’m too tired to murder you right now.

I’m faster than the rest of you, if .. Because I’m a vampire,” Michael said, and it was some kind of breakthrough for him to say that. “If you get in trouble, I’ll be there.” “Nice,” Shane said. “I’m warming up to this bloodsucking thing, Mikey.” “No, you’re not.” “Okay, no, I’m not, but right now let’s pretend I am.

If Myrnin pokes his crazy head up before then, call me and try to keep him, you know, stable.’ ‘Is he UNstable?’ ‘I don’t know, how can I tell? You’re the crazy whisperer!’ She had a point. Claire couldn’t help but smile about that.

When I want to be lectured on strategy, I’ll consult someone who’s actually won battles,” Amelie said. “Not one who ran away from them.” “Snap,” Eve said. “You know what they’re talking about?” Shane asked. “Don’t need to know to get that one. She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

Claire said. “I might be able to get him to stop.” “Who, crazy dude? Maybe. Or he might pull your head off,” Shane said. “I kind of worry.” She couldn’t help but smile. “Yeah?” “A little bit.” “That’s …nice.” He studied her, and returned the smile. “Yeah,” he said. “Kind of is, actually.

I have no idea what that is, but yawn, anyway, just on principle. Eat up. Pancakes is brain food. Apparently not grammar food. Wow.You college girls are mean.

Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?

Nice ” Shane said. “I’m warming up to this bloodsucking thing Mikey.” “No you’re not.” “Okay no I’m not but right now let’s pretend I am.

I think so,” she [Claire] said. “Just watch your back, okay?” “Nah, Michael’s got mine.” He [Shane] looked straight into her eyes. “I’ve got yours.

Promise me, Amelie, that you’ll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love.” “I hardly think there’s any chance of that,” Amelie said. “I doubt you have the capacity.

Shane? Thank God, somebody sane. Well, sane-ish.

Parents had some kind of sin radar, Claire thought. They always called when you were in the middle of something you just knew they’d consider wrong. Or at least risky.

I wish the dryer were running, because man, I could use a good…tumble dry.”-Eve Rosser

Claire signed. “Go ahead. And thanks. Oh, and be careful?” “Please. I am the queen of careful. Also, princess of punk fabulousness.”

You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks.

Bite me, Goth princess,” Shane called from the back. “Not literally or anything.” “Maybe you should say that to Michael.” “Not funny, Eve,” Michael said. Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. “Little bit,” she said.

Better be,” Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. “I could totally date somebody else, you know.” “And I could rent out your room.” “And I could put your game console on eBay.” “Hey,” Shane protested. “Now you’re just being mean.

I don’t see a way in,” Eve whispered. Why are you whispering?” Myrnin whispered back. “Vampires can hear us, anyway.

What was your name again?” “Still Eve.” “No, I’m sure it’s something else. That doesn’t seem right.

You look like a Goth factory exploded all over you!” he called as she ran down the hall. “Love you, too, jackass!

Did he just say–?” “Yes,” Claire said, smiling. “Yes, he did.” “Whoa. Guess I’d better stay alive, then.

She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

As she turned to concentrate on the portal, Eve tugged on Claire’s shirt. “What?” “Ask him where he got the boots.” “You ask.” Personally, Claire wanted the vampire bunny slippers.

See?” she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. “She doesn’t stomp around like a cattle stampede!” “Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either!