Facial Hair Quotes

I have a very healthy growth of both head and facial hair. People always want to attribute further superhuman powers to me. It’s funny the way the audience really seems to want me, Nick the actor, to exhibit the same machismo as Ron Swanson.

I have absolutely no dance background at all. Nor a singing background. People, for some reason, think I can. And I don’t know why that is. I sort intoned in Moulin Rouge, through facial hair and buck-teeth, but I don’t really call it singing.

You know, I just tend to grow my beard out for ‘Parks and Rec.’ As an actor it’s always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it’s hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role. When you look at pictures of me, the longer my hair is, the longer my facial hair is, that’s just the longer I haven’t gotten a job.

Being Indian-American, I have tremendous potential to grow facial hair.

As an actor it’s always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it’s hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role.

I want a guy who is masculine, good with his hands, and able to build stuff and who has survival skills. Facial hair is a big turn-on… I like a stronger, more physically imposing man – like a lumberjack.

I hate tricky facial hair. If your facial hair is too spotty in places, shave. Just forget about it.

When you look at pictures of me, the longer my hair is, the longer my facial hair is, that’s just the longer I haven’t gotten a job.

Don’t wear eyeliner with too much facial hair. It looks strange.

I’ll do anything. I’ll shave my head for the right job. I’m partial to my facial hair, I guess, but I also enjoy doing something where I look totally different, which is kind of the reason why I’ve always worn long hair. I can really change my look radically by getting rid of it.

Yeah. Some people just don’t understand when their facial hair starts to look ridiculous.

I believe you’ve got to utilize what god gave you, so if you have facial hair, there are ways to look good while sporting it.

I got a tooth bust by somebody who decided they didn’t like me and I thought the moustache hid a scar on my lip. It’s true that people were told facial hair was not appreciated by the British public, but I just decided to keep the moustache.

What’s interesting is a man with no facial hair is less intimidating than a man with facial hair, and a man who is bald is more intimidating than a man with hair.

I’m always trying to change things – change my character, change my look, change my hair, change my facial hair, change my costumes, or implement different jackets or catchphrases. I try to keep myself fresh.

I feel like I’ve woken up with suddenly more facial hair and a deeper voice.

I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.