Fake Quotes by Sally Rooney, Anuj, Beverley Jones, Jillian Hervey, Carol Kane, Odeya Rush and many others.
A lot of the time, I read something I’ve written, and I think, ‘Well, that’s competent. It’s not exactly breaking any boundaries. It’s not exactly transgressive. It’s just a bunch of fake people in a room talking to each other. But maybe there’s a value to that.’
Not necessarily reputation, rank, societal position or status,but the happiness and enjoyment that a person pretends or fakes to derive with his possessed money or wealth or both make largely others jealous and envious of him.
Romance, like the rabbit at the dog track, is the elusive, fake, and never attained reward which, for the benefit and amusement of our masters, keeps us running and thinking in safe circles.
Fake eyelashes can instantly give me a more dramatic look and also help to accentuate my eyes, which are a focal point to achieving the Lion Babe look.
You can fake a lot of stuff, but you can’t fake if the story isn’t there and if the writing isn’t good.
Ever since I was younger, I would make table reads at home where I would give fake interviews.
The photograph of the Queen sitting stiffly across the table from Glasgow resident Susan McCarron is so natural and expressive that it looks utterly fake. It looks like an artist’s portrait, complete with symbolism, humour and poignancy. No wonder the palace and the press have interpreted it in such different ways.
Never take anything for granted.
I really like ‘Community.’ I like the way they’re allowed to have a week when they go crazy and use stop-frame animation or a different pastiche. There’s an episode with a fake clip show.
Most important to any fake story is a plausible, realistic edge with a satirical twist that is topical.
The fact that I have no remedy for all the sorrows of the world is no reason for my accepting yours. It simply supports the strong probability that yours is a fake.
Blood, especially fake, and guns, this is bullshit. It works in the movie, but on set it doesn’t work for me.
I think it’s obvious when you’re watching a movie, and there’s people fighting or someone’s slipping on the side of the building, that it’s fake and it really removes you from it.
Transformation is my favorite game and in my experience, anger and frustration are the result of you not being authentic somewhere in your life or with someone in your life. Being fake about anything creates a block inside of you. Life can’t work for you if you don’t show up as you.
The Wham! thing was, as I said, very confusing, and much of our image was totally fake.
When the fans were watching my dad, you could never tell if this was real or is this fake, and that’s what made him so special. Every ounce of energy went to being The Nature Boy.
RevitaLash. Beyond obsessed. We don’t use fake lashes anymore for me at work… they are SO long!
People see me with sparkles and fake tan but nobody knows what I am like!
In a fascist system, it’s not the lies that count but the muddying. When citizens can’t tell real news from fake, they give up their demands for accountability bit by bit.
The United States is a fake country.
I, Tonya’ is definitely a calling card for people in the industry to acknowledge who I am or the basis on which I can perform and take characters who could be absurd or fake or unrealistic or obnoxious and try to give some depth and humanity to them.
There are people that borrow $36,000 to go to Trump University, and they are suing him now. Thirty-six thousand dollars to go a university, that’s a fake school.
I really like suspense in movies. I don’t really like rom-coms. But that being said, as an audience member I really like horror films and actress I really like working with fake blood; I think it’s so fun.
I am a middle-aged opera queen in loafers that makes out I am a 16 year old death metal skater… It’s all fake! My hair is fake, my body is fake and my teeth are kind of fake
You can’t call someone a fraud, a liar, and a fake and hide under the First Amendment.
The so-called culture nowadays is only a fake one with a superficial front. It is an empty lie.
That’s the hardest part of acting: when it is ultra-personal, when it is deeply personal, and there’s no lying involved. You can’t fake it, you can’t get by it. This is dealing with the most primal instincts and emotions that a mother can have.
I will not allow the liberal left, social media, or fake news to define me and my family.
I’ve dyed my hair a million times and it looks terrible, always. It just looks fake. And it doesn’t make me look that much younger.
When I talk to people who believe in this global warming crap… it’s fake science. They may have educations and degrees that say they are scientists, but they’re not. They’re political hacks and leftists.
Everybody thinks I wear fake tan but I hate fake tan! Never been able to get on with it. I’m always linked to different fake tan brands and it’s nonsense because I’ve probably had three fake tans in my life.
When you have a lot of fake selves, most of the time it’s because you haven’t had parents around so you try to build characters to protect yourself.
There have been prank shows that have been really elaborate, setting up fake car accidents and burglars. For us, we wanted to strip it down completely, didn’t want to do anything that someone else couldn’t do – a lot like the Jerky Boys.
If you want to feel safe, healthy, and hopeful, try to act as if you did feel that way. “Fake it ’till you feel it.” maybe start with health — try to walk energetically, speak energetically, do physical things.
My enemy is not the average white guy, its not the kid down the block or the kids I see on the streets. My enemy is the white I don’t see: the people in The white House, the corporate monoply owners. Fake liberal politicians-those are my enemies.
I was the kind of kid that always loved babies. I was, you know, four years old, and I would have my baby doll that I would bring with me everywhere and fake breastfeed on the beach and diaper.
Robert Frost had always said you mustn’t think of the last line first, or it’s only a fake poem, not a real one. I’m inclined to agree.
The phrase ‘fake news’ sounds too playful, too much like a schoolchild faking illness to get out of a test.
I’m an introvert, but I disguise my introversion by being an extrovert. If I don’t have to be around people, I’m not. If I’m around people, I’m gonna do my thing. But I’m not really with the fake kickin’ it – everything’s organic, everything’s natural.
And besides, I’m so in Dutch with my neighbors here that I thought that was better than getting them all upset with what might be a fake bomb scare where they’d have to clear out the whole neighborhood.
Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake.
People have called me fake, but personally, I don’t think I’m fake because I’m so insincere.
Today’s woman puts on wigs, fake eyelashes, false nails, sixteen pounds of make-up/shadows/blushes/creams, living bras, various pads that would make a linebacker envious, has implants and assorted other surgeries, then complains that she cannot find a ‘real’ man
Drag is something real. We’re so fake that something real actually comes through.
In a world where your interactions with humans are solely about rating one to five, two things happen: One is all humanity is lost in the name of fake pleasantries and also there’s no nuance to that system. There’s no room for complex interactions that are rich and meaningful.
American exceptionalism? Exceptional at what? Waging wars against innocent people for fake reasons? Exceptional at what? Being addicted to pharmaceutical drugs that have people’s minds wasted? Exceptional at what? Eating more junk food and becoming the most obese nation on Earth?
I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewelry box with a letter that said, “will you Gogh to prom with me?
From my hair to my toes to my nails. Everything’s fake. Everything! Even my heart is fake.
It is a very honest world, our work. I think you cannot fake anything.
Do not trust any statistics you did not fake yourself.
There have been at least three other cases in which federal agencies have succeeded in placing fake news reports on television during the Bush presidency. It was a really good tour. It seemed maybe about a week too long.
In Russia, tweeting or sharing real news that’s embarrassing to the regime can land you in prison. Imagine, then, the response of the regime to ‘fake news’ that’s damaging to the Kremlin.
Fake eyelashes are a great way to step up your look to the next level.
But then the girl moved, and smiled, and pulled her hand from the grate- a gorgeous green stone clutched tightly in her grasp. It was covered with dust and cobwebs, but it was uncracked and unharmed. And, of course, completely fake.
When a crisis occurs, I feel that one of my greatest responsibilities is to set a tone of calm no matter what the problems. Sometimes I have to fake confidence a lot. I also have to fake calm.
Los Angeles gets a very bad rap, the perception, especially by us Brits, is ‘Oh, it’s so fake,’ but it’s the antithesis!
My whole confidence is almost a ‘fake it ’til you make it’ kind of thing.
We live in a world with fake news being put out there. You don’t really know what to trust, and it’s a real danger to society.
Everything isn’t always going to be peaches and cream. If it is, then it’s fake.
If I was just trying to imitate an American or English singer, it would sound fake. I’m sure of it.
After all, it is hard to master both life and work equally well. So if you are bound to fake one of them, it had better be life.
Burlesque girls were alchemists. They were steel-tough performers who were willing to use kitchens as dressing rooms, haul their costume bags through the snow, and go into debt over fake diamonds, all for the five minutes onstage when they were goddesses.
The great object is that every man be armed.
You can fake your age or mask it, but the passion that moves the characters has to be real.
The New York Times has had fake stories. CBS has had fake stories. And now Newsweek had a fake story. You realize the only one that hasn’t had to print a retraction is the National Inquirer
I was a pretty happy kid, I had to fake it. I had to get into this miserable character before I wrote poems.
I own some bugs encased in lucite or something. I also have a big cat’s eye – a fake one – made for a taxidermist. I really like animals.
But from the time I was very little, it was something I would do all the time, just sing, dance and act. So it wasn’t something that was fake or contrived as I got older.
The reason I can do what I do on stage is because I couldn’t fake it.
If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I’d just shave mine off.
Most style is not honest enough.
I think I started going clubbing when I was 14. I remember I made a fake ID and laminated it myself. I forget what the name on it was, but I remember it was something so stupid. We went to Kinko’s to do it.
There’s something about a live theater performance: You can’t fake it.
I couldn’t believe they were saying I put a horrible fake plastic bosom over scars I was trying to heal and keep it in place with a tight bra, which could stop my blood flow, just so I could fit into my clothes.
In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening.
I make music to make you sick of fake music, hate music like devil worshippin Satan music. So say your prayers, your Hail Marys and Jesuses. Take two sticks, tape ’em together and make a crucifix.
I think if you look at the statistics and you deal with fake media – and fake media and distorted media is a continuum – the vast majority of the population says, “I don’t know what to believe.” There are no checks and balances in quality control.
As an actor it’s always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it’s hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role.
When fake news is repeated, it becomes difficult for the public to discern what’s real.
I always use some fake lashes for any kind of dressed-up face, whether it’s a few individual lashes, or a dramatic strip. I find that fake lashes really bump the beauty up a notch and make me feel great.
You can’t fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.
Life is like watching Fast and the Furious 6. Its not easy, most of the time its just dumb and pointless, everything is fake, there is a lot of noise, but if you close your eyes and picture yourself in an open field or a quiet forest, you can maybe make it to the end without killing yourself
I am not a fake. I am natural. I am just being Caster. I don’t want to be someone I don’t want to be. I don’t want to be someone people want me to be. I just want to be me. I was born like this. I don’t want any changes.
I love old cookbooks. I just got such a kick out of them, how the color would be way off or fake looking. The cook books now look so much like magazines, you’ll never make food that looks like that. I’d rather see it the ugly way than they way they do it now.
You look for the way something is built. You see a Prada bag and you look at the stitching at the back. If it’s a fake one, then they make it really cheap. If it’s a real Prada bag and I will look at it, I will count every single stitch and make sure they are exact distance apart.
By the time I was writing the second book, my life had changed rather dramatically, thanks to the intervention of television, and I needed to find a way to discuss that. Otherwise the big, fake book would not be true on some level.
Parenting is the greatest of hum-a-few-bars-and-I’ll-fake-it skills.
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
Most brown bread is merely white bread with a fake tan.
I’m only 24 so I like to think I’m still close enough to 17 to still remember what it was like. Besides, I could just fake it and get away with it… it’s not like there are any teenagers that still read comics.
[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.
I’m naturally shy, so the social media thing is new to me. I haven’t really figured out how my voice sounds on social media, you know? I don’t want to tweet everyday just for the sake of tweeting. I want to make sure whatever I do there is honest. Social media can very quickly get fake, and I don’t want to be that guy.
Your average chocolate bar now is full of genetically modified sugar, genetically modified soy bean lecithin, and dairy products (super allergenic for kids); not to mention the ‘fake vanilla’ – known as chemical vanillin, synthetic flavoring.
You can’t find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.
If God had wanted women to have giant, fake boobs he’d be a lot like my brother.
The truly healthy alternative to that chip is not a fake chip; it’s a carrot.
I buy so much fake jewelry, it’s funny. It’s not real. I don’t wear real diamonds or anything.
Group chats have proven popular breeding grounds for fake news, with dubious articles from even more dubious sources being shared and reshared at the touch of a smartphone.
If anybody dared say wrestling was fake, you’d punch ’em. And you never used the word show. If you used the word show it was an insult.
Just be truthful – and if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
It is really no surprise that, in a media world that has been so compromised by an invasion of political partisans and inarticulate airheads with communications degrees, a fake journalist can seem more trustworthy than the real thing.
The basics of acting are really better in America than in Europe. Just the basic “fake laugh” is impossible to get in France.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve booked an air ticket only to get to the airport and find out they killed my ticket because it goes into the system, and the program tosses a ticket that says ‘fake’ on it. Twice I’ve gone to the counter for a KLM flight through Northwest and have been rejected.
I wanted to learn how to blog, so I was playing around with WordPress and Typepad and Blogger, starting all these different blogs just to learn how these things work. I had a fake Sergey Brin blog, an anonymous, fake Ph.D kind of blog. I did it for, like, I don’t know, six weeks, and the Steve Jobs one just caught on.
Standing in front of a fake mountain with fake snow falling and seven girls dressed as Santarettes will stay in my memory.
Believe me, when I finish shooting ‘Mad Men,’ there’s a huge chunk of time where I have a really hard time leaving my house without fake lashes on. Which is a complex because I’m not very good at applying fake lashes.
Even when he was just a reality-TV star, Trump was the kind of star who got a cover story in ‘Time.’ But that wasn’t true. The ‘Time’ cover is a fake. There was no 1 March 2009 issue of ‘Time’ magazine. And there was no issue at all in 2009 that had Trump on the cover.
Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
Any time you can involve fake mustaches, things are just better.
That’s the thing about acting – you can’t fake it.
I’ve loved vampires since I was a kid, or loved a lot of the vampire movies that I saw. Anything with sharp teeth, really. I remember you could get those fake vampire teeth, and I remember just keeping them in all the time.
Rule No. 1 is you can’t be fake. If you’re fake, you become a gimmick and you’re selling a gimmick; a little gimmick is cool, this is entertainment. But when you base your stuff on mostly real stuff, you never run out of it because every day is a different adventure.
In fact, I am aware of the fake entities in my life.
I know that I can clear them if I wanted to in a moment.
But all this hollowness Needs my Sincerity.
I know that I can clear them if I wanted to in a moment.
But all this hollowness Needs my Sincerity.
I don’t tend to read much comedy, but there’s a fake advertisement section at the end of Derren Brown’s book ‘Pure Effect’ which always makes me cry with laughter every time I come across it.
One weeps not save when one is afraid, and that is why kings are tyrants.
My mother never liked Mother’s Day. She thought it was a fake holiday dreamed up by Hallmark to commodify deep sentiments that couldn’t be expressed with a card.
Who creates a fake page? If I want to respond to a person on social media, it has to come from my page with the verified check on it.
Marvel actually sent me to a school in the Bronx where I had a fake name, and I put on an accent, and I went for, like, three days. I basically had to go to this science school and blend in with all the kids, and some of the teachers didn’t even know.
While you see a chance take it, find romance, fake it, because it’s all on you.
I used to run away to New York from Baltimore all the time.I would get on the Greyhound bus and tell my parents I was going to some sorority weekend. I’d even make up fake permission slips, come to New York and just ask people on the street if I could stay with them and go see midnight movies.
Some people get fake boobs, but whatever. You can make your own decisions.
Film taught me an enormous amount about the internal life a performance has to have, and that life has to be real. You can fake it on stage, but not for the camera.
Look at something like boxing. People know that some fights are fixed, but nobody looks at a boxing match and automatically assumes it’s fake.
Bigg Boss’ is a show where you cannot fake or act. And most of these television actors pretend to be the characters they play. I accept the audience doesnt know me, but they will, and I am sure they will fall in love with me too.
They say it’s all fake, but there’s nothing fake when a guy picks you up and slams you down or throws you out of the ring onto a concrete floor. They say, ‘Yeah, but you know how to land.’ Well, you try landing on a concrete floor.
Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.
If I like it, I say it’s mine. If I don’t I say it’s a fake.
Some people fake their death, I’m faking my life.
My advice to anyone is to try to go cold turkey of make-up and fake tan and see how liberating it feels.
My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid, but in this day and age, I don’t want something around my neck that’s worth more than my head.
Funny how the love be fake…but I ain’t stressin’.
Thankful for the love that’s genuine…appreciate the blessin’.
Thankful for the love that’s genuine…appreciate the blessin’.
I think “honest” sometimes gets used to describe a real depiction of real life. I don’t think that’s necessarily what we’re doing. We created these fake characters and we’re just trying to figure out what they would do in situations they enter into.
It happened on ‘Laguna Beach’ where you don’t know what’s real and fake, and I saw cast members who couldn’t distinguish what was real and what was fake anymore. It was kind of scary to see, so I kept them very separate so that I didn’t go crazy.
The biggest problem is that Facebook and Google are these giant feedback loops that give people what they want to hear. And when you use them in a world where your biases are being constantly confirmed, you become susceptible to fake news, propaganda, demagoguery.
I would say 95% of the time, because you just can’t remember your lines if you’re drinking alcohol. I would say about 95% of the time it was grape juice or this fake wine, which was horrible.
Instead of debating whether or not Russia attempted to influence the 2016 elections – in ways that ranged from encouraging incorrect voting methods to promoting fake rallies to sharing false election stories – Americans should be debating how to counter this activity.
I was pretending to be a fake, a caricature, which is something I’m not, and I was doing it out of desperation and scarcity so I could provide for my family.
I’ve always had a burning desire to help people and make a difference in the world. I didn’t know how I could do that in modelling when it can be such a fake world. But my dad told me I could make a difference by being true to myself and teaching people what I’ve learnt about spirituality, health and nutrition.
Hopefully we’ll get to a point where there are absolutely no restrictions on any kind of violence in movies. I’d love to see us get to a point where you can go to theaters and see movies unrated and that people know its not real violence. It’s all pretend. It’s all fake. It’s just acting. It’s just magic tricks.
If it was up to me, I’d get rid of Twitter to stop the fake profiles and people saying and doing what they want.
The aspiring tyrants of today have not forgotten the lesson of 1933: that acts of terror – real or fake, provoked or accidental – can provide the occasion to deal a death blow to democracy.
When the photographer is nearby, I like to say, ‘Quick, get a photo of me looking into the camera,’ because I’m never looking into the camera. Christopher Nolan looks into the camera, but I think most directors don’t, so whenever you see a picture of a director looking at the camera, it’s fake.
You see how fake it all is. It’s not even hard enough to be made out of plastic. It’s a paper town.
I have always weirdly seen myself as more of a character actor. I have never been suave. I could never see myself playing James Bond. I suppose I could fake it, but I am certainly not James Bond in real life.
Marriage is becoming sort of fake. It’s almost like a handbag. Everybody wants the newest, greatest and latest. It becomes an event, and it’s definitely a status symbol in our society. I’m not saying it shouldn’t be; it absolutely should be – but you shouldn’t be focusing on that.
One of the great things about being a writer/journalist is that my boss loves me to go out and do features on being someone else. I did a feature on Kate Middleton, where I went to an incredible fancy state home in the countryside, put on a wedding dress and posed for engagement pictures with a fake Prince William.
I’m always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy that’s off stage. People know when it’s fake.
I don’t like reverse-angle shots – I find them very fake and very untruthful to the viewer.
I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake doing both of them. But drumming comes more natural to me, and it just feels better.
I know that some people shy away from what I say. They think it is too blunt, but when you don’t give people that, they feel like you are being fake and you’re not telling the truth. So it’s like, you want me to tell the truth, but when I do, it’s too much for you.
I dont mean to in any way impugn the makers of Bentley, but that car is nuts. When I do drive, I drive a Toyota Prius. So driving around the streets of Albuquerque in a Bentley made me feel so fake-a-rooney.
I am not bound to spend my precious days on Earth trying to keep up with the Joneses – because the Joneses are really just a bunch of folks in conference rooms changing ‘trends’ rapidly to create fake monthly emergencies for us.
According to The New York Times, more than half of President Obama’s Twitter followers are fake. They don’t even exist. Which is actually a good thing because if they did exist there wouldn’t be any jobs for them.
If my energy was fake, then I would feel pressured, because I gotta, like, keep this up. I thank God it’s just how I am. But I find myself wanting to work on being more comfortable in the silence with people.
Generally, women can’t do this, but men retain the ancient ability to leave a family and a past. They just unhook themselves, like removing a fake beard, and skulk discreetly back into society, changed men. Unrecognizable.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
I was interested in the kicks and the punches. I felt like I could utilize that in my real life, and not just in fake land. I’ve always done yoga for my breathing, and hiking for my mind, but I was also exercising, at the same time.
You can’t fake it when you’re alone with God, you know.
You can’t fake listening. It shows.
I think that we are in a very strange time, when everybody is thinking about what is going to happen, and everybody is kind of cleaning house a little bit. In the fashion world, we are doing something similar. We are taking the fake out and being a little bit more real and simple.
One of the most troubling things about the term ‘fake news’ is that it has become a force field against accusations you don’t like.
If I’m being forced to do something I don’t want to do, my real self comes out. But whether or not I’m aware of it, no matter what happens, I’m always going to have a fake self and I’m not going to judge my fake self.
If the price is very cheap then it’s almost certainly a fake.
If you’re curious how Lance Armstrong got away with cheating for 15 years or why Manti Te’o’s fake girlfriend went unnoticed for five months, it’s because sports reporters are really just starstruck fans, not hardcore journalists.
Being authentic is important to me, and I am not going to present this fluff, fake, sanitized version of myself that doesn’t reflect who I am or what my passions and interests are.
In the sense that Watchmen references movies, comic books, pop culture in general. It knows it’s a movie. I really do like movies that ride that fine line, the razor’s edge between parody and supporting the fake movie part of the movie.
If you’ve got great parents, once you grow up and have to live by yourself, you’re going to create some fake self as you get comfortable wherever you are.
You can’t fake comedy – it’s not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.
Obviously there’s Netflix, iTunes, and Amazon and all these other outlets. Fake It So Real is now on Fandor, and I think people have actually seen it there, which is fine.
I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection
A tennis racket makes a great fake guitar!
Security here in New York City is still very tight. Hookers in Times Square now are demanding two forms of fake ID.
I can only play characters that I feel like are real people and in a complete way and in such a whole way that if I fake any aspect of it I will have failed them and literally they’re slaughtered.
I’m always on the market for a new friend, period. As your success continues to grow, you start to see who your real friends are. But I’m always looking for wonderful people to have in my life that have no agenda and aren’t fake friends.
The childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, I love children because they’re so honest. There is not an agent in the CIA or the KGB who knows how to conceal the theft of food, how to fake being asleep, or how to forge a parent’s signature like a child.
I think a lot of people think I’m either unintelligent because I’m a very happy person and I have a lot of energy or that it’s a fake happiness, like fake energy. I completely understand that because it’s a lot to handle, and I am a very emotional human being.
As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that’s when things start feeling fake and boring.
Food scenes in movies are traditionally nightmares to shoot – you just can’t fake eating, and you usually have to repeat it a lot of times to get the angles you need. It’s actually quite a lot to ask of actors, and there’s really nowhere to hide.
In the southern hemisphere, covering the Christmas tree with fake snow even though winter has nothing to do with the birth of Christ.
I think I’m sort of method in a sense, and I enjoy, you know, trying to find that reality in fake emotion.
For the majority of my rookie year, I had to lug around a fake baby doll in a pink stroller whenever I was entering and leaving Staples Center.
If you’re going to pretend to be somebody you’re not – which is the whole point of being a rock star – then why not just invent fake characters and have them do it all for you?
Americans have always been inconsistent and kind of fake with outrage, but we’ve just slipped totally upside-down.
Therein lies the rub of a place like Berkeley Bowl. You get seduced by an 11-pound apple that turns out to be a fake watermelon with an anus.
Depressions are very cyclical, they happen once every five years. When I was on TV, yes I was effervescent, you can’t fake it. It [depression] comes like the pox.
When you see Liana [Liberato], who at the time was 14, there is an inexperience and innocence that you can’t act and you can’t fake.
Many people think that buying a fake product is harmless, but counterfeiting is estimated to result in annual losses of over $20 billion dollars to American companies.
You could just tell when a person belonged somewhere. That is something you can’t fake, no matter how hard you try
Rick Perry is now saying he thinks that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is fake. I think Perry may have faked his driver’s license.
Of course I’m a fake. We’re all fakes on this whole world, pretending to be something we’re not. We are not just bodies walking around, not just atoms, molecules. We are unkillable, undestroyable ideas of the IS, no matter how much we believe otherwise.
Activism is something that no one can fake. You get angry. You cry. But you never throw in your towel, because that anger is what is propelling you to further action.
I think I can safely say that nobody understands Quantum Mechanics.
I get a good colour in summer but go really pale in winter, and it genuinely doesn’t suit me, as people ask me if I’m ill. As well as making me look a bit better, I often have to be tanned in the middle of winter to do a show or programme, so I’ve road-tested every fake tan on the market.
What we do is entertainment. They wouldn’t go to Tom Cruise and ask if his movies are fake. We provide entertainment. I would rather someone tell me I am not entertaining than ask if what we do is fake.
I think audiences are far too sophisticated now to have an English actor putting on a Russian accent – it feels fake.
I feel like a lot of people think of Hollywood as being fake, but it’s only perceived that way because it takes 10 people to make someone look the way that they do. In reality, they’re there because they are doing what they’re passionate about.
Fake news and rumors thrive online because few verify what’s real and always bias towards content that reinforces their own biases.
I really felt like I finally made it. Having your first fake pregnancy rumor. It was really awesome. I feel like it’s part of what happens in this business, but that’s a real one. That’s a cool one to get.
I live in Los Angeles, which is the youngest place – there’s no history to Los Angeles. Everything’s fake.
I feel as though there are things that I’m trying to do – you know, capturing truthfully some aspect of human experience – and I’m trying really hard not to be fake. And in writing, as in life, it’s harder than you think.
We fear our enemy but the bigger and real fear is that of a fake friend who is sweetest to your face and most vile behind your back.
Forget the fake syrupy stuff. Melt down a bar of chocolate, mix it into some warmed up whipping cream, and put it on top of ice cream. Add some sprinkles, and you’ve got a delicious treat.
In meditation all the fake dull thoughts that you think, all the ridiculous philosophies, the necessities, all the things that won’t matter a bit when you are dead – fade away.
We have seen the corrupting effects of a deliberate propaganda campaign driven by fake news.
It’s easy to smile just to make other people feel better. But when a person fakes happy, it has edges. Regular people may not see, but the people who count, they can see the edges and the lines where your smile ends and the real you, the sadness (me) or the anger (Grandma) begins.
Airbrushing has sold such a false idea of what a body looks like to the point where people can’t tell what’s real and what’s fake.
I was a bore and didn’t know when to smile or fake it. Or rather worse, I did but didn’t.
Some people think that the truth can be hidden with a little cover-up and decoration. But as time goes by, what is true is revealed, and what is fake fades away.
All politicians are bores and liars and fakes. I talk to people.
On the ostensible exactitude of certain branches of human knowledge, including mathematics. The exactness is a fake.
But there’s the paradox of fiction – why do you cry when a fake character dies? It’s the basis of art. You engage with people who don’t exist and care about them as you would your friends and relatives.
So many bands have the same performance-based videos, and it’s so lame. I know bands whose labels rent a crowd, so they have these fake audiences that jump up and down trying to make it look like a pit or something.
The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed.
My mother used to ask me to stay home from school and keep her company. I’d fake I was sick, and she’d fake believing me.
This movement that RuPaul has created and World of Wonder and Logo has allowed to be aired, it’s so much than just gay men carrying on in high heels and wigs and fake fingernails. It’s truly a story of courageous souls. And I’m grateful that I’m a part of this.
I was brought up by my mum and my sister. I’ve always been around independent women; I like that. Anybody who’s a fake I don’t like and I don’t talk to.
Messi gets kicked by everybody, and he gets up and carries on. Doesn’t scream, doesn’t fake injury.
So many reality shows are scripted and create this fake drama, and it’s a bunch of bull. We wanted to do something real and something wholesome and something that’s focused on positive family values.
The great thing about revision is that it’s your opportunity to fake being brilliant.
Those are the murderers of art who are sitting on the top wearing crowns of fake intelligence. Let me bring them down with the power of my art, without delaying the matter further.
I wanted a fake wedding in Jamaica.
Conservatives watch Fox News and read ‘Breitbart.’ Liberals watch MSNBC and read ‘HuffPost.’ When we agree, it’s the truth; when we differ, it’s fake news.
I would rather die than be a serious artist, or a fake artist.
Above all, you have to love what you are doing. You cannot fake passion. If you love it you can fight through the rough times and enjoy the good times.
You can’t fake passion. It is the fuel that drives any dream and makes you happy to be alive.
BP wants Twitter to shut down a fake BP account that is mocking the oil company. In response, Twitter wants BP to shut down the oil leak that’s ruining the ocean.
I’m so absolutely pro-Denver. I wrote a fake hip-hop song about Denver. I’ve been claiming Denver. Part of the joke of the song is nobody was really claiming Denver – no rappers, no comedians.
For me, the melancholy of the late XXth Century is walking late at night by the Mont Blanc pen store and seeing these things always strike me as simulacra of luxury items. They seem like fakes.
Modern fake fur looks so much like real fur that the moment it leaves the atelier, no one can tell it’s not the real thing. And I’ve struggled with that.
When I first joined ‘Dancing with the Stars,’ I did not want to do it. It’s not what I like, it’s not what I believe in… the judges are fake, this is fake, that is fake… there is not a lot of reality.
If you don’t want to put on any makeup, try some fake eyelashes. They make your eyes pop and give you a little confidence boost.
Fake people talk about other people being fake. Real people worry about their business, and no one else’s.
I miss my hair, but I feel like going out there with some fake braids wouldn’t be right. I want to be the most genuine performer I can be.
People can sense when someone is fake or real on TV.
In my opinion, there’s nothing new in the theatre, ever. Theatre-makers are thieves, in the honourable tradition of charlatans. They fake it very, very well indeed for the entertainment of everybody else.
Give me a problem, I’ll give you a solution. I just love living. That’s a feeling you can’t fake. I’m glad every single day. I think that even the camera can feel that I’m a happy man.
A lot of people fear failures, struggling, they want overnight success and they live in their fake imaginary world.
You always agree with other actor beforehand: Are we going to fake it or are you OK with me hitting you? I’ve never met an actor who doesn’t want to really go there. I would be disappointed in myself if I was like “Don’t hit me.”
I used to live in a gap jumper, tracksuit bottoms and a fake flower in my hair. Shocking.
Don’t believe the fake media.
I actually do see rock and roll as pop music. I think the distinction I was making was that I was going out of my way to have a very consistent approach to production, where nothing kind of punctures the reality – or, I guess, the fake reality – of the album and what you’re listening to from beginning to end.
People really give you a hard time when you wear fake glasses out to a bar.
I know a lot of people that have had fake Twitters… actors and musicians that I know. It’s sort of a problem. There are all these people that sign up thinking that they’re getting somebody’s real thoughts when it’s just some guy.
My friends were raised by their maids. They didn’t see their fathers, who used to travel for work, and there were facades of family vacations. I have grown up to be completely intolerant of fake relationships. That’s because of how my parents were.
I’m only 13, so I can’t say “life experiences.” So, basically, I had to… act! I had to make up character that is very old. I guess that’s why they call it acting – you do draw from some stuff in your life, I guess, but it’s not real life. You have to fake it.
Go outside! I mean, even leaves from a park are beautiful in a clear glass vase. I’d rather see that than fake anything any day.
Marco Rubio announced he’s running for president. Fun fact: Marco Rubio’s wife is a former Miami Dolphins cheerleader. In other words, she knows how to generate fake enthusiasm for someone who’s not going to win.
For most of my life I’ve liked to pretend I live in a starship. Punching in fake codes to get into doorways that obviously are not secure. I love that idea of living on a spaceship. Because essentially we are: a gigantic thing floating in some infinite darkness that’s running on principles that we don’t even understand.
CBS is planning a tribute to Dan Rather… the memo went out a month ago but everyone assumed it was a fake.
When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer I purchased
With a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer I purchased
With a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was seventeen
Now I’m just a threat. I’m a threat out there. Guys are running out at me, and I’m able to either give them a pump fake or let it fly. Guys are going over the screens, and I’m able to get into the lane and find my teammates a lot better. It just makes things a lot easier for me.
I can’t help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don’t drink so the DUI is false.
It only takes a politician believing in what he says for the others to stop believing him.
When newspapers started to publish the box office scores of movies, I was horrified. Those results are totally fake because they never include the promotion budget.
Remembering now all those farewells (fake farewells, worked-up farewells), Irena thinks: a person who messes up her goodbyes shouldn’t expect much from her re-unions.
I don’t like to use the word ‘fake.’ A lot of our stuff is choreographed. But there is a lot of physicality that happens during the course of a match and our careers. There’s a lot of physicality that happens to us and you can’t deny that.
Fake realism is the escapist literature of our time. And probably the ultimate escapist reading is that masterpiece of total unreality, the daily stock market report.
Now the playbook is we build AI tools to go find these fake accounts, find coordinated networks of inauthentic activity, and take them down; we make it much harder for anyone to advertise in ways that they shouldn’t be.
I don’t tan in New York City. I don’t want to waste it on that. I’ll do my own fake tan, actually. It’s awesome.
I don’t have a lot of curves, and I’m very skinny, so I always feel like I have to fake my curves a little bit.
If you see there is no meaning to anything that you are doing, your ego collapses; so you are trying to find all kinds of fake meanings.
My school had the dopest arts program – the dopest show choir, the dopest marching band. I couldn’t sing or play an instrument a lick, but I was just going to fake it till I make it.
The world of art, I have suggested, is full of fakes. Fake originality, fake emotion and the fake expertise of the critics – these are all around us and in such abundance that we hardly know where to look for the real thing. Or perhaps there is no real thing?
If you’re doing live-action, you have to learn how to actually do whatever it is that you’re doing. If you’re doing voice-over, you can fake it.
I just find that you can become a very boring person living in L.A. I tell you, living there on a day-to-day basis is vacuous: terribly fake.
Back to prison. Maybe if you fake a heart attack, I can make a break for it. (Rose Hathaway says to Lissa Dragomir)
My fake Japanese was smooth enough to earn me the title of ‘The Emperor of Pleasing Graciousness’ in that country.
Sometimes we and the members of Coldplay have an orgy together, (Martin) insists we don’t invite any women, but I always invite a few. Usually I sing Fake Plastic Trees while he reams me from behind *Laughs* It wears me out *laughs*.
Fake it may be, lies and deceptions, but this is the world in which we find ourselves, and here we must make our little lives.
There are times when I will dress up, like tonight for the premiere, but there are times when it doesn’t matter. It’s not that I think it’s fake, but I’m not going to go out of my way to be something that I’m not.
Like every country, North Korea has some very smart people. They could be contributing a lot more to science and other areas, but North Koreans are forced to spend so much time memorising the fake history of our dictators and other propaganda, so are at a huge disadvantage.
We have to deal with a lot of things. One of them is we have to deal with fake conservatives that are bought-and-paid for by the Karl Rove establishment. Unfortunately, some in my area have recruited a primary opponent against me.
Bill Knott’s poems are . . . rhetorical fluff . . . and fake.
They have been saying for a long time that Iraq made an effort to import active uranium, and my colleague demonstrated the other day that they came to the conclusion that it was a fake document that everybody is relying upon.
When I listen to the radio, I just hear so much music that doesn’t even sound like people. The vocals are all tuned, and the drums are all fake.
It’s OK to choose your path, have a dream, not a fake one, and never let it get to your head then.
I don’t like horror, which is ridiculous because I’ve been in three horror movies, but when I see those things, I see camera tricks and fake blood and actors screaming and I don’t know understand why other actors don’t see that.
I think Hollywood has this reputation of being fake, but there is real people, and you can choose and try and see.
Screenplays are not writing. They’re a fake form of writing. It’s a lot of dialogue and very little atmosphere. Very little description. Very little character work. It’s very dangerous. You’ll never learn to write.
Shot fakes and ball fakes work. No one uses more than Wisconsin. It’s amazing how many people don’t use them
For my first wedding, I cried all the way down the aisle. My fake eyelash came off. My nose was red. My eyes were swollen. I’m not one of those pretty criers.
One of the great things about being recognized is that you receive this feedback from people. It is easy to see how sincere people are. It’s nothing fake or jive. They’re giving sincere appreciation. And it’s not that easy to express.
I have to be natural and not doing anything fake, not lying on social media, in interviews and life.
I have no desire for others to take it on themselves to analyze my thoughts. I am without thoughts. I have never, not even once, acted on the basis of any doctrine or philosophy.I am convinced that those people whom the world considers good and respects are all liars and fakes. I do not trust the world.
I was never a white guy pretending to be black. Not once, ever, did it occur to me that I was being phony or fraudulent or fake. Quite the opposite – I always believed I was living the truest form of my self.
People need realness, reality. People can sense when someone is being pretentious or fake. It’s because you feel it; you see it in someone’s body language.
For a while, I couldn’t join Facebook because of my last name. During the registration process, I was asked for my real name, and when I wrote ‘Fake,’ it rejected me. Finally, a friend working for Facebook took care of me.
I like the honesty of standup comedy. People don’t fake laugh. If they’re truly laughing at you, you know they like you.
I keep chicks in my lap, throwing me head fakes!
I’m not a film star, I am an actress. Being a film star is such a false life, lived for fake values and for publicity.
For me, luxury isn’t just the real thing. It’s also fake. Swarovski crystals or real diamonds? It’s a game.
I don’t take modern hip-hop as real. It’s entertaining, it’s fake, like James Bond.
I think that the film [“Jim Younger”] still resonates, because there’s just something that you can’t fake about those kinds of relationships. When you see James and Stacy Keach on the screen together, they’re brothers!
Nicolas Maduro is a fraud. He is a fake. He is a charlatan.
During my training I was trained in Psycho-politics. This was the art of capturing the minds of a nation through brainwashing and fake mental health.
Me walk away? What? Never. I always believe that I am the best manager in the world. Why should I have to walk out? I have been working 24 hours a day. The players have to adapt to me, to one person. I cannot be a fake Di Canio.
I don’t want to imitate life in movies; I want to represent it. And in that representation, you use the colors you feel, and sometimes they are fake colors. But always it’s to show one emotion.
I’m not a fake person.
In my years of acting, the one thing I was never able to do convincingly was to laugh on camera. Fake-laugh.
There’s something magical about spending a Sunday night watching real people at a deli, then watching fake people pretending to be real on TV, then engaging in (arguably) false interaction with (arguably) real people on the Internet. Never at any prior point in time has this been possible.
It’s my body. And I like my body. And I like my breasts. And no, they’re not fake.
Because I went from the Daily Show where I was a fake news guy on a fake news show to Bruce Almighty where I played a news guy to Anchorman where I played a news guy, now I’m…yeah, I tend to gravitate towards suits.
There’s a difference between fake hustle for show and being someone who tries hard to win.
There is a perception that the media is very liberal, very biased, produces fake news.
Don’t fake what you feel. I’ve never been about that. I never will be about that.
It’s always fun to put fake celebrities in unlikely situations, but somehow it’s even more fun when politicians are involved.
We have never done anything in a cynical fake way
He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman’s name and wears makeup. How original.
Just take our name off the list. . . . The nomination is meaningless, because it’s not voted on by the fans . . . .
We live in a time of fake news – things that are made up and manufactured.
Fake it until you make it.
If I wake up in the morning and I don’t want to get you a coffee or if I don’t see you for a week and I don’t want to go figure out something to FedEx you, then we’ve got a problem. You can fake the words I miss you, but you can’t fake getting someone a book.
But the biggest fake of the year, Paul Begala’s last smile
People are not used to seeing skiing on water, so I can understand why they think it is fake. That’s why we started using outside views: so people can see that’s its real.
I must’ve got whacked on the head.
He presented a totally false person for me to fall in love with.
He presented a totally false person for me to fall in love with.
I was in the land of fakes and frauds and phonies-I felt like saying “Howdy cousin,” to everybody who walked by.
I had a lot of those fake friends. You just have to realize it’s happening. You can’t get caught up in the ‘Oh, my God, they want to be my friend, finally’ aspect.
I think being consistent is really important. In the arts there’s a misconception that you sit around waiting for the muse to come, and that it’s all really mystical and mysterious. In reality, sometimes you have to fake it till you make it.
One thing that bugs me in comedy is when somebody does a fake cry, you know, like they fake cry in a comedy. But in a drama they’ll really cry. That bugs me.
For me, luxury isn’t just the real thing. It’s also fake. Swarovski crystals or real diamonds? It’s a game. You have to be luxurious nude.
When everything gets answered, it’s fake.
You got nothing to lose. You don’t lose when you lose fake friends.
Guys can see through fake! They can tell someone who’s just trying to check the box! So, I’ve got to be Kirk Cousins and believe that’ll be good enough!
You have to want the haunted house to scare you. It completely steals your money to go through with one of those people who shrug it all off, who touch the monsters’ faces to show they’re fake.
I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, including a rubber turkey, which, during the holidays, I wrap in tinfoil so it appears to have just come out of the oven.
As a tall guy, you always think the over-the-top pass is the easiest way out. But sometimes you can fake that, and throw it under their arms.
Richard Price, who has made a fortune writing fake ghetto books, says he takes a cab into the ghetto, transcribes Black speech for a brief time and returns home. His fake ghetto books have bought him a townhouse in Gramercy Park and home on Staten Island.
The rarest of all things in American life is charm. We spend billions every year manufacturing fake charm that goes under the heading of public relations. Without it, America would be grim indeed.
When you act, it’s better not to fake the emotion. It’s better to find the emotion within yourself and your experiences, and see if you can bring that back to the surface, so that you can then literally hand it off to the character, and then let him run with it.
I never went to a high school prom. I went to a junior high prom, but I never had the high school prom. It was all fake and on TV.
Sometimes, if you fake confidence long enough, you’re going to be confident.
I don’t like the fake stuff that goes on outside the ring.
Spiritual life can certainly follow the pattern one sees in the fake martial arts, with most teachers making nebulous and magical claims that never get tested, while their students derange themselves with weird ideas, empty rituals, and other affectations.
When you’re undercover you try to stay as true to your identity as you are. You know who you are, and you know how you normally function. If you try to put on a pretense, such as assuming a fake voice, you have to put on that fake voice all of the time. And you can’t afford to slip out of it. It’s too dangerous.
Even on television, I am full of fake hair and covered in body makeup head-to-toe.
I cursed him then, not because his tears were fake, but because they were real. I cursed him for showing me, with every tear and every smile and every sincere emotion he had, that I was the real freak.
I’ve never done a fake injury or something like that. If I look tired, in pain, it’s because this is true.
This is personal, she’d said. Real. This moment was too, even if you couldn’t see it at first glance. It was fake on the outside, but so true within. You only had to look, really look to tell.
I’m a fake intellectual.
So I think we need to set up an ‘American Ninja Warrior’ obstacle course at the border and whoever can make it – you can’t fake it – they get through.
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Running in heels can be treacherous, and don’t get me started on fake eyelashes!
Guy Pearce played Mike in ‘Neighbors’. I would fake illness to stay off school and watch the one P.M. show, and I would also watch it again when it was repeated at 5:25 P.M. Obsessed.
For me, I have to have a genuine love for something, or I feel like I look like a fraud or a fake.
In the NBA, there’s always a guy who is only around because he can jump. He doesn’t have a clue about the fundamentals. I learn more from the WNBA. They know how to dribble, how to pivot, how to use the shot fake.
Plastic people flashing fake smiles at a pretend world.
I couldn’t remember the last time I hadn’t had to fake gratitude for a gift, and now that I actually was grateful, thank you didn’t seem to cut it.
I have a thing against reality shows. I think they are so fake. I think they are produced before they begin. I think people know where they’re going, what they’re going to say, what the situation is. These things just don’t happen and you know that.
I just got really desperate to pay rent. It was weird, man. I had to wrestle a fake pussy off a crack head once.
You can’t really fake chemistry: either you have it or you don’t, and you can’t have a relationship on screen if you don’t have one off screen. I love Sarah Paulson. I absolutely adore her. My wife has given me full permission to love Sarah Paulson, and I look forward to doing that for the rest of my life.
Fake food — I mean those patented substances chemically flavored and mechanically bulked out to kill the appetite and deceive the gut — is unnatural, almost immoral, a bane to good eating and good cooking.
I don’t want to say that women who do use makeup or get breast implants or have fake nails are insecure. They’re entitled to that, and they should do that if that’s what they want to do. But for me, there are no answers. It’s just a matter of preference and choice and fetish.
My mom and my dad was the best example of unconditional love I could see as a kid. I’ve known it my whole life. Interactions, kissing, hugging – it definitely wasn’t the fake love.
It was a laugh that came from the tip of his toes, gaining force and soul as it traveled through his body and out into the world in mirthful bursts. There wasn’t anything fake about it; it was an amusement park of a laugh, and when it appeared, you wanted to jump on board.
I used to have a fake Louis Vuitton bag because I thought it meant something in life. But now I realize that all the things in the world don’t define you. It’s what you stand for, what you’re willing to do, how close to the truth you’re willing to be in your life.
White, older showrunners told me, ‘Why do you want to hire an all-Latinx writers room? Hire who’s best for the show – don’t get caught up in that.’ And I was like, ‘No.’ For such an intimate show about the details of a culture? You can’t fake that. The room needs to reflect the makeup of the show.
As I get older, I find myself way more into sports. I’m in a basketball league. You maybe know some of the people in it. They’re real people, not fake ones like me.
To me synchronised swimming is a metaphor for the job of being a girl. They have to fake their smiles, they’re made up like dolls and they can’t show the effort they’re making, yet under the surface of the water it’s a struggle and a sacrifice.
This nation is notorious for its ability to make or fake anything cheaply. ‘Made-in-China’ goods now fill homes around the world. But our giant country has a small problem. We can’t manufacture the happiness of our people.
When you’re not happy, you don’t need to fake your emotions.
To fake it is to stand guard over emptiness.
Even if you’re unhappy, just pretend that you’re happy. Eventually, your smile will be contagious to yourself. I had to learn that. I used to think, ‘I’m being fake,’ but you know what? Better to be fake and happy than real and miserable.
I don’t look at the world through a prism of sarcasm. Anything I do, I take things face on. I tell you how I feel, and what you hear on the air is what I’m feeling. I’m not going to try to fake it, create synthetic drama. I’m just going to be myself.
I’m foremost an actor. I feel embarrassed being compared to the guys who really work at it. I fake it, I make believe I know all about it, which is what you’re supposed to do as an actor.
I’m American; I was born and raised in America, and I don’t want to fake who I am to fit a stereotype.
You fake something until you’re good at it.
Around 16 I began going out with friends to the city. That’s where the action was. We would go to this place on Times Square – real shifty – and get fake IDs made up.
I am someone who values knowledge, actual knowledge. I also value stories and fiction a whole lot, and that’s where the fake knowledge comes in.
I don’t like those artificial air fresheners. They just smell so fake. It’s too much.
I’d be getting texts from my mates saying they’d just got into a club in Liverpool with a fake ID, and what was I doing? I’d have just finished a 20-hour day and be sitting in a hotel room, starving.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
My natural hair is jet black. I used to have it down to my bum. And I went through a phase of being obsessed with fake tan. So from the age of 14 to 16, I looked like an Apache Indian!
I promise you, I’m fake sometimes, but other times I’m like, dude sit down.
I’m not a Facebook girl. Even though there is a fake Facebook with my name, it’s not me. I’m not on Twitter; it’s not me.
Fake it till you make it.
Feminism in India is very fake.
We quickly erase hoaxes once exposed, excising the monstrous palimpsest, because as with any witch hunt or obvious fake, afterward we can’t quite explain why we ever believed the outrageous thing in the first place.
I’m an animal activist. Many people say that I’m a hypocrite, because I eat burgers and stuff like that but I won’t wear fur. But I’m not a hypocrite. I just only wear fake fur.
We are constantly being put to the test by trying circumstances and difficult people and problems not necessarily of our own making.
When I speak to people from Britain, that’s when I feel like a fake, speaking with an American accent.
Frozen bananas pureed in the food processor make a great fake ice cream.
Why do a reality show if you’re going to be fake?
It was probably in third grade – I had a super-fake gold herringbone chain. Yeah man, it was, like, super fake. I don’t remember if it was my mom’s or how I got it, but ever since then, I’ve loved chains. The first real chain I got was from Kanye. It was a Jacob the Jeweler Kanye West Jesus piece.
I always wear fake lashes – they just look so darn good on camera!
I’m not doing my job if people are like, “What you do is fake.” And literally people on the street are confused, generally, for the first time.
The only time producers fed me lines on ‘Laguna Beach’ were more fake phone calls or pickup scenes. We’d film for nine months out of the year, and then they would start cutting episodes together, and they would realize that they needed a specific scene.
Everybody in L.A. is a songwriter, producer, actor, creative. For some reason, you’re supposed to go to a bar and all hang out and act like you like each other. There is a lot of fake stuff that goes on.
One of the reasons I love to jump back and forth between mediums is that film does allow me to be more literal. I can go to the real place. I can go to the Coliseum, and I don’t have to fake it.
People tell me the 50s are the best time – I’m ready! That whole stigma of being over 40 and not being sexy anymore is fake news. We’re more vibrant because we have experience; we know our bodies.
CNN is not fake news.
I don’t take much pride in fake fighting.
I like the whole natural vibe. I don’t like the fake look.
I wanted to do a talk show that reminded me of the old school ones I loved as a kid, without all the fake enthusiasm and sound bite-driven conversations.
I mean, it’s impossible to fake anything if you’ve already seen the other person in a way they’d never choose for you to. You can’t go back from that.
My life is a series of Hollywood orgies and Kabbalah center brunches with the cast of Friends. At least that’s what my handlers tell me. I’m actually too valuable to live my own life and spend most of my days in a vegetable crisper to remain fake news anchor fresh.
She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
But I can’t help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run.
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
But I can’t help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run.
You can’t fake community, you can’t force it, either.
I’d rather look old than look as if I’d had plastic surgery. Sometimes it looks really fake; all people can think about when they look at you is that you’ve had plastic surgery.
A bully hides his fears with fake bravado. That is the opposite of self-assertiveness.
I love living. I think that’s infectious, it’s something you can’t fake.
I’m very bubbly, so when people meet me, they sometimes think I’m fake. I’m excited to meet new people, but I guess I sound I’m being sarcastic.
Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.
So biggest pussies in METAL, I’d say a lot of these emo bands come off as pussies.They have those beards and tight jeans and to me they all look so fake.
I am very sad that some designers are still using real fur when the fake alternatives are so effective and so easily obtainable.
Don’t we all just really try to fake it well?
Senator [Tom Cotton] got a ton of blowback. He became the star of fake missing person`s signs, encouraging folks to call if they saw him and also to call him and ask why he had been missing while his constituents were looking for him.
some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems.
Fake buckteeth make a joke that you don’t have to make any effort on, even if you’re not a funny person.
Fake it, fake your confidence until it’s real. I think it’s a good way to live most of your life.
If you fake the funk, your nose will grow.
I’m sitting in my home office wearing a bathrobe. The same way I’m not going to start wearing ties, I’m also not going to buy into the fake politeness, the lying, the office politics and backstabbing, the passive aggressiveness, and the buzzwords.
Growing up, I remember I played tennis competitively and I’d always like fake an injury to get out of the conditioning portion. I was never a runner.
If you haven’t got it. Fake it! Too short? Wear big high heels, but do practice walking!
When my kids started preschool, the teachers had to take away all the fake bananas because all the boys would pick them up and pretend that they were guns. Boys find sticks to play swords and anything that looks like a gun to shoot. It’s just inside of them. It’s who they are.
All the other rappers around me aren’t saying anything worthwhile. They’re lost in rap: all they do is tell you they’re a sick MC and they’re better than you. I don’t want to look like all these other little punk, dress-up, fake, manufactured artists. I’m not a rapper. I’m an activist.
Only a Californian would have observed that it is becoming increasingly difficult to tell the real fake from the fake fake.
I’m not going to go to a producer that’s going to take me in a studio and charge me my whole budget and give me a fake head nod. I’m just trying to make good music. I appreciate everybody that’s supporting me.
Fake sympathy is the politicians demanding more cash as they ignore the underlying crisis. They prefer money over morality.
I’m just someone who cannot fake it. I can only do something with my full heart invested or just not do it at all.
In our lives in a lot of ways it’s all about fake. You’ve got people wanting things for fake reasons.
Girls can fake orgasms, but boys can fake love.
I get a lot of influence from pro wrestling. People are like, ‘Oh, it’s fake.’ But it’s not about whether the guy wins or loses, it’s about how he entertains you the whole time you’re watching.
I’m not asking actors to act. I’m asking them to behave. I want to see their being, not how they can fake it.
You can’t fake the subway, and you can’t fake friendships.
You don’t have to wear fur. They make such great fakes. There’s no reason to kill an animal.
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
It’s blasphemous, don’t get distracted by these lottery tickets and statues. It’s just fake gold and plastic… We crying for votes but how many of us is on the board. Better yet, when’s the last time you showed up and supported the NAACP Awards?
Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.
Realism has to be such high quality, you can’t fake it. It’s all hanging out there like the laundry.
Let’s talk about real fake news. If this were about a religion or if this were about a Muslim ban, then how come the largest Muslim nation on the planet…Indonesia, exactly, isn’t listed?
If you have a beautiful face you don’t need fake boobs to get anyone’s attention
If I read the small print, and I see that what I love to taste has pantonaponamene or fake smeinlioaimine, then I have to hide in my room when I eat it. I’m still gonna eat it, it’s just gonna be ‘Don’t come in here!’
Obesity in children is growing out of control. A big part of this is economic. Fake foods are more affordable. It’s enticing people to eat more because they think they’re saving money when they’re really just buying heart disease.
I don’t think that you can fake warmth. You can fake lust, jealousy, anger; those are all quite easy. But actual, genuine warmth? I don’t think you can fake it.
Even if you’re unhappy, just pretend that you’re happy. Eventually, your smile will be contagious to yourself. I had to learn that, I used to think, ‘I’m being fake,’ but you know what? Better to be fake and happy than real and miserable.
I know how to use computers. I was one of those guys on Myspace who had one of those fake hit counters.
I have fake eye lashes on and they feel like tarantulas. But they’re not real tarantulas.
I can’t tell you how many times I hit that mat, especially that first year, where I said to myself, ‘Man, this fake stuff hurts like hell. Do I really want to do this?’ And every time, I would come back, ‘Yeah, I wanna do this.’
In show business the key word is honesty. Once you’ve learned to fake that, the rest is easy.
Sometimes living is not so light and easy and you need a representation of life in front of you. It’s a fake reorganization of reality. You start to feel, “I’m not so alone in the world because I can recognize exactly the same feelings.”
If the actor points a fake gun and pulls the trigger, and you have to fall to your knees, you really do have to sell it. Otherwise, it takes the viewer out of the moment.
That’s the beautiful thing about my show… It’s truly different every week. We get to pick and choose. Every morning, the girl from production comes to me with 100 different items, and I go, ‘Fake, fake, fake, fake… that’s cool.’
By the time we enter this work world and we’re breadwinners, we enter a world that’s just cluttered with spam, fake, digital friends, partisan media, ingenious identity thieves, world-class Ponzi schemers – a deception epidemic.
& if I’m fake I aint notice cause my money aint
Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I’d be the only one who knew. People come over and I’m gonna say, “Go ahead, touch it… it feels real.”
If there’s one thing I believe more than I believe anything else, it’s that you can’t fake the core. The truth that lives there will eventually win out. It’s a god we must obey, a force that brings us all inevitably to our knees.
One thing I hate in movies is when the camera starts circling around the characters. I find that totally fake.
Any journalist who asked critical questions, anyone on social media who questioned about the extrajudicial killings was bombarded with abuse, threats of violence death threats from trolls and bots and these fake Facebook accounts.
I always have felt that most people don’t have the first idea about what musicians, in the traditional sense – I don’t mean in the modern media fake way, but traditionally – what they went through, what their lives were like.
But synthesizer music has been accepted as emotional for long enough that it isn’t a huge reach, conceptually, to think of a fake voice as ’emotional’, especially since there’s a human composing it.
I hate the expression, ‘I’m not fake.’
I’ve always hated modeling. It’s superficial and fake, and I hate to have to care about what I look like. I get a pimple and freak. The whole business is all about selling beautiful girls’ faces and bodies, so how can there be anything intelligent or nice about that except for the girl who makes money?
Lena was an introvert. She knew she had trouble connecting with people. She always felt like her looks were fake bait, seeming to offer a bridge to people, which she couldn’t easily cross.
Everybody talks about being a role model. But if you look up the word ‘role’ in a dictionary, it describes playing a part. Everything I’m into, it’s real to me. There’s nothing fake about it.
Integrity is crucial for business success – once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Let my lusts be my ruin, then, since all else is a fake and a mockery.
Part of innovation is, fake it until you make it. Keep trying things, but it’s not just the random trying.
Me: “If you want me to be a teenager, don’t send me to Support Group. Buy me a fake ID so I can go to clubs, drink vodka, and take pot.” Mom: “You don’t take pot, for starters.” Me: “See, that’s the kind of thing I’d know if you got me a fake ID.
Pseudo’ was about, how after moving to Toronto I saw a lot of inauthenticity. A lot of fake people that aren’t about having real moments. Real conversations.
A person gets pushed down; they think they’re being ‘body-slammed.’ There’s really not any certain thing – that came from more fake wrestling – you know, ‘the body slam,’ being picked up in the air and thrown to the ground. It’s all in someone’s interpretation of what someone thinks a ‘body slam’ really is.
I once asked Barbara Stanwyck the secret of acting. She said: ‘Just be truthful – and if you can fake that, you’ve got it made’.
With social media, some people are supportive and there are some haters and people who make fake accounts. It’s out of my control.
When I started working out, it wasn’t about weight loss; I was going through a really hard time and needed an emotional release. Once you start getting in the tabloids claiming you have fake body parts, then it’s like, ‘Okay, I made it. Now I’m really working out.’
If I’m in the stands at a U2 concert watching Bono, how can I capture this moment without interrupting it and making it fake?
Froch is like a train who just comes forward but Groves will move about, fake and feign and his good footwork is a big part of his game.
When illiberal feminists aren’t delegitimizing female dissenters from their worldview as fake women, they are portraying them in such a hyper-sexualized way that they are reduced to nonhuman objects.
A contemporary or near-future book is much harder because you can’t fake the facts. There are people alive who know much more than you do about the subject. You have to really have your research together – and of course no one can know everything about a topic.
I sit and wonder why no one uses the shot fake. The shot fake, when used correctly, can eliminate a defender
Any reality-TV show on MTV is gonna be fake and stupid.
Don’t be intimidated by Caesar’s Hollywood fake versions of religiosity. If life has a meaning for you beyond the TV-studio game, you are religious! Spell it out!
I began in radio in 1997 on a radio show hosted by a now very famous comic, Jamel Debbouze. I would fake call listeners.
I’m not cutting my hair because I’m not going to be fake.
You have to also provide a video for it, look a certain way and big hair… If you’re a woman it’s even more strange with fake fingernails and corsets and all this stuff that was big in the 80s.
You cannot own a symphony or a novel in the way you can own a Damien Hirst. As a result there are far fewer fake symphonies or fake novels than there are fake works of visual art.
Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.
Growing up in a sports household where my dad was a coach, I never had to fake my knowledge.
We fake perfect so others don’t have to experience any unpleasant realities, because their life is just as fake as ours.
I think, to me, reality is better than being fake.
I never feel with the fashion stuff that it’s too fake. If I was a model and had a working part in Fashion Week, then I might feel like that, but I’m just a visitor. I really only walk in and watch the shows and think, ‘Maybe I could wear that in a video.’ I meet the designer, say hello, and then I go.
You can watch a little bit of war from your nice living room – 30 seconds of what’s going on in Syria – and when you’ve had enough, switch over to some celebrity programme. We live our life through screens and images in this way, and we don’t know what is real or fake anymore. It doesn’t matter.
God isn’t afraid of our doubts; He’s way more concerned when we fake it.
I can fake anything.
Denialist arguments are often bolstered by accurate information taken wildly out of context, wielded selectively, and supported by fake experts who often don’t seem fake at all.
People cheat when they are afraid. When there is no cost to being wrong or confessing ignorance, there is no reason to cheat or fake comprehension.
You can’t fake competence, creativity, or sexual arousal.
…treat people with understanding when you can, and fake it when you can’t until you do understand.
I’m never fake on air.
Sochi started with the same problem as every Winter Olympics. Forget the crass commercialism, the fake amateurism, NBC’s refusal to televise important events live to all its viewers. As an event, the Winter Games fail on the most basic level. They’re lousy to watch.
The best present I have ever received was when I was about 13 and I got a really cool pair of black fake buffalo shoes. I was so happy about them. They were fake but I was ok with that.
I just think that movies are really fake; they should be fake.
What Republican voters have shown us is that when they have the choice between the real thing and the fake one, they go with the real one every time.
My diet is very kale-heavy. It’s so nutrient-dense. I stay away from fake processed stuff.
What I’m pretty much giving you when you see me onstage is me; it’s not a fake character.
Winning isn’t everything to me, but it’s a close second. Losing isn’t something that I can just brush off and fake a smile to hide my frustration. It’s that will and determination that I hope will get me where I want to go.
All of the good, weird stories I’ve written are based on things I’ve dredged out of my subconscious. That’s the real stuff. Everything else is fake.
I know how to fake someone out, if they break into my house, into thinking there are other people there.
It was probably in third grade – I had a super fake, gold herringbone chain. I don’t remember if it was my mom’s or how I got it, but ever since then, I’ve loved chains.
I don’t believe soul is something you can fake. I’m trying to make my music as real as possible, because I feel this is my form of communicating with the world.
In marriage, there’s a lot of ignoring each other, which is hard to fake on-screen.
It’s funny, I started by making fake American movies, The Transporter and stuff like that. I was shooting in France, but everything was in English. But then afterwards, I was looking at real French movies like the Jacques Audiard movies.
Sugar Ray and talked about doing some articles together or writing a book together but dealing with Sugar Ray was a lot like fighting him. He would fake you in and then he’d drop you.
All the more a cheesy musical seems fake, so it requires a level of honesty to be injected or an acknowledgement of that which is fake and fun about musicals, and it isn’t necessarily escapist. Like there are great musicals like Once, which feel very almost like a mumblecore musical. I love Once. It’s great.
Now, I know that he’s taken some flak lately, but no one is prouder to put this birth certificate to rest than The Donald. Now he can get to focusing on the issues that matter. Like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?
People want more real artistes. They want girls who can actually sing and play an instrument and write their own songs – that’s not fake and manufactured anymore”.
If u hot and make hot ish, Imma make sure and get down with ya! Break bread or fake dead – everyone else move out tha way!
I love Man United, and I will always love Man United. It is not a fake love.
Well, I can fake my way around some things, but I don’t think I would be good at betting.
Our show is obviously at a disadvantage with any of the other news shows we’re competing against. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility, we are … well, oddly enough we’re about even.
I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray.
It was a big deal to me to play characters and feel things and connect to somebody in a fake world.
Oompa-Loompa Land?” He shook his head. “No way. Orange people give me the creeps. I don’t even like fake tans. I’d never be their king.
I found the candles—atrocious air freshening ones that smelled like fake pine.
Don’t fake it till you make it. Fake it till you become it.
What you think is fake in your head comes off as not enough on camera, a lot of times. You almost have to overdo it, in this overly, sort of Broadway, large-gestures kind of way to come off as being realistic on camera. It’s strange. You almost have to act really fake to come off looking real.
A conscience is, for a while anyway, pretty easy to fake.
A clear rejection is always better than a fake promise.
Most Mexican restaurants serve fake, heavy versions of my home country’s cuisine. But real Mexican food is full of brilliant, fresh flavors.
My jewelry’s all fake – from Claire’s. Or I get it from my mom’s boutique in Barbados.
Now if you know anything, or one thing about Perez Hilton, I think, is that I am not fake and I keep it real.
We’re all surrounded by what I call faux language, fake language of commerce, of news media.
Well, you know what they say in Hollywood – the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it.
Since Reagan there has been this tradition, which has become a cliche, of promising morning in America, this fake optimism, we’re the best, the city on the hill. In fact the great American task is self-scrutiny.
There are an awful lot of bands out there doing our old act. An awful lot of fake moustaches and underwhelming performances.
I think pulling off, pulling off a kind of fake documentary of me being a, you know, actual dictator would have been extremely difficult, if not impossible.
God, it would be good to be a fake somebody rather than a real nobody.
In praising Antony I have dispraised Caesar.
Italian authorities seized $6 trillion worth of fake, worthless U.S. Treasury bonds. Pretty good counterfeit job, too. They look just like the genuine, worthless Treasury bonds.
The fake republics are goners; the monarchies have a fighting chance. That’s my conclusion after a short visit to the Middle East and discussions with officials and analysts there.
I can’t stand fake people. I can feel it when someone feigns it.
Those who think they can revive the stinking corpse of the usurping and fake Israeli regime by throwing a birthday party are seriously mistaken. Today the reason for the Zionist regime’s existence is questioned, and this regime is on its way to annihilation.
I find it easier to cry than I do to laugh convincingly. It’s incredibly hard to pull off a laugh that feels natural take after take after take, that feels real. You can tell a fake laugh the minute you hear it, and that’s something I really struggle with more than producing tears.
The state of Michigan going to Trump was an amazing thing. Of course the fake news media was shocked; they never considered that white working class residents of Michigan may not like being called evil racists clinging to guns and Bibles.
The younger generation can smell fakes – Authenticity trumps cool.
If I have no connection with the character, then it’s all fake – it’s just blah, blah, blah.
I love Yves Saint Laurent and Giambattista Valli and Givenchy, and I get given quite a lot, but perhaps nothing is as wonderful as the white fake leather trench coat I got when I was 15.
I love breaking news, I love bringing context to big stories, and you can’t fake that.
I’ll be the first to admit it, the life I’m leading is basically a joke. I should probably be cooler about it, but I can’t fake it, you know?
I’d rather be real and hated, than fake and loved.
There was a time when I first started when I made a fake press pass and borrowed a camera and headed into wars, and for three years, that was the only kind of story I was interested in doing.
I like to post positive content, and I like to try and make people smile. That’s why those videos are popular. I don’t fake it.
All those fake news having nothing beneath and having no evidence, were nothing else but slander. And that’s why we’ll continue to suggest to everyone insisting that Russia was interfering in this or that way into domestic affairs of the United States, we will suggest them to read Mr. Putin’s lips.
I can’t get married. I can’t fake sleep for 30 years.
NASA asked me to create meals for the space shuttle. Thai chicken was the favorite. I flew in a fake space shuttle, but I have no desire to go into space after seeing the toilet.
Actually I am very glad that people can buy Armani – even if it’s a fake. I like the fact that I’m so popular around the world.
We don’t have to fake the feeling of looking into each other’s eyes and feeling something. That’s a joy. It’s been a joy our whole career.
I think that turning on the charm without being fake is really important.
When I first started the show, I was known as the ‘cop nerd.’ I was in the 9th Precinct in the East Village every day. I’d be at work wearing a fake bulletproof vest with foam in it, then I’d leave and put on a real one to ride around with these guys.
It is Hillary’s lot in life not to be able to fake it well…
The real, raw, driven-to-tears type scenes have always scared me since I was very young working as an actor. And to this very day, I get tremendously neurotic making sure nothing is forced or fake.
Nobody likes me,” he concluded at the tail end of a ten-minute pity fest. “Can’t imagine why,” Quinn murmured. I turned my snort of laughter into a fake cough, which was an embarrassingly feeble attempt at subterfuge when you consider the fact that I didn’t have any lungs.
Enthusiasm is something you can’t fake, and it has a tremendous effect on everyone around you.
I think it’s better to have less friends than to have fake friends.
In painting as in prose, a good eye is not enough to tell you whether what you see is real or fake.
As I got older, I realised fake tan was rather messy and I wanted to look cleaner, classier and more demure.
Kaoru: Grownups are so tiresome. They fake their smiles all day long and they try to force us to do the same. It’s no fun at all.
It’s not like you’re being fake, it’s just the way you color it, like a guitar player uses pedals or different effects. That’s why I get so mad about people who are down on vocal reverb. It’s not a crutch, people, it’s an aesthetic choice!
I’ve always been fascinated with radio and broadcasting. I did fake radio shows as a kid, where I was a DJ and stuff like that.
The art of life is to show your hand. There is no diplomacy like candor. You may lose by it now and then, but it will be a loss well gained if you do. Nothing is so boring as having to keep up a deception.
I go on Wikipedia and alter pages of animals with fake facts that I’ve made up about those animals.
Not to sound corny, but intelligence is big. Everything fades, and everything can be modified. But intelligence is something you can’t fake. I’m not even talking about whether you can read a thesaurus backwards. But there is a beauty in common sense.
Heavenly comfort, rather, is truth, which blows away human fantasies that we can live forever, control everything, or fake our lives before God.
I pride myself on not being a fake person.
Either something is authentic or it is unauthentic, it is either false or true, make-believe or spontaneous life; yet here we are faced with a prevaricated truth and an authentic fake, hence a thing that is at once the truth and a lie.
They’re doing everything they can to tighten security at the White House. Today, on the roof of the White House, they added one of those fake owls.
My sisters and I, we haven’t done much, but there are already fake social media pages for us!
I’m kind of like a combination of a red herring and a fake-out.
You must have an alibi to show why you lost. If you haven’t one, you must fake one. You self confidence must be maintained.
The tears I gratified him with were fake ones. Ones that set off my green eyes the way diamonds set off emeralds. And it worked. If you dazzled a man with green eyes, he will be so hypnotized that he won’t notice there is someone inside the eyes spying on him. – Vida Winters Page 268
This era in human existence where so much information is out there, it’s easy for someone like Donald Trump to use that to make his claim that information is fake news. And there are people who think ‘I guess we should believe the President when he says it’s fake news.’
When you don’t know what you’re doing, fake it.
I find songs today very fake. I can’t write according to the meter, but I can write from my heart.
Unfortunately, a lot of the mainstream media television is so fake, so plastic, that it’s really turned off the younger generation.
Salvador Dali, lying on his deathbed in a stupor, is said to have been fed thousands of sheets of blank paper to sign for fake lithographs.
Fake feeling good…. You’re going to have to learn to fake cheerfulness. Believe it or not, eventually that effort will pay off: you’ll actually start feeling happier.
I feel that we should always be a real friend, always, even to those who chose to be fake. Not because they are nice but because you are.
There would be no Rock and Roll without Ike Turner, James Brown, Chuck Berry, Fats Domino, Allen Toussaint, etc. Fake ghetto books and fake ghetto music. Elvis Presley, whom they idol, is merely a karaoke makeover of James Brown and Chuck Berry.
Everybody knows what type of guy I am. I’m not going to fake anything.
It’s funny, I started by making fake American movies, ‘The Transporter’ and stuff like that. I was shooting in France, but everything was in English. But then afterwards, I was looking at real French movies like the Jacques Audiard movies.
I have a woman who teaches me what love is every day. Maybe that sentiment is possible to fake, but for me it’s really true.
She was clothed entirely in two large swatches of leather, the leather fake and shiny in a self-mocking way, absolutely correct for 1993, the first year when mocking the mainstream had become the mainstream.
The body is the one thing you can’t fake; it’s just got to be there.
Sincerity is the most important thing in acting. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
I’ve gotta believe in what my heart tells in me, even if it’s a fake thing.
I think it’s obvious when you’re watching a movie, and there’s people fighting or someone’s slipping on the side of the building, that it’s fake and it really removes you from it.
If you have superpowers and no one can actually cause you any physical harm, then everything has to be very thought-through. You almost have to fake at being human.
There’s not a lot of good content to write about when you’re 13 years old, so you just have to kind of fake it.
I had decided to be a magician well before I decided to be a writer. I was the little boy who would get up on-stage and do magic wearing a fake mustache, which would fall off during the performance. I’m still trying to perform those tricks. Now I do it with writing.
Usually when Donald Trump wants to keep someone out of military service, he just fakes a doctor’s note saying he has a foot injury. It worked fine for him during Vietnam.
What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.
In Peru, awareness of fake currency is so high that retail shops regularly provide cashiers with hole punchers. When a fake bill is received, the cashier quickly pops out a few holes before curtly returning the bill to an oft-surprised client.
The only stuff we looked at were incidents for which there are a paper trail … (and) everything we looked up was full of lies. (Winfrey said) the belief this book is changing the lives of people trumps the fact that maybe the story is a fake. You would expect somebody in her position would take the ethical stand.
So far as the religion of the day is concerned, it is a damned fake … Religion is all bunk.
I am totally against plastic surgery. A lot of people think I have breast implants because I have the biggest boobs in the business. But I was a 34C when I was 17…They stay up when I wear a push-up bra. But if people could see me when I come home and take off my bra, how could they think these are fake?
However fake the subject, once photographed, it’s as good as real.
Every photograph is a fake from start to finish.
I’m not a great actor in the sense that I can’t fake it if I’m going through something difficult.
The emphasis on original, individual work in the past years has done a great deal to produce a crop of eccentric fakes and has carried art away from the stream of tradition. Tradition is our heritage of knowledge and experience. We can’t get along without it.
The Beastie Boys are guys I loved before I met them, and when I got to know them, we started a magazine together, and we started making videos together, and a lot of it came out of us just cracking ourselves up, like going to the fake mustache store and buying fake mustaches.
The most important club in the world is Tottenham. And it is the best club in the world. I need to feel like this, and that emotion is real because I cannot be fake. It’s too difficult to create the trust if you don’t really believe, and it’s not real, that emotion.
I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!
Matter of fact, I watch tons of tube, but I also read tons of books so I can figure out what’s true and what’s fake, which isn’t always easy. Books are like truth serum–if you don’t read, you can’t figure out what’s real.
I’m not a film star; I am an actress. Being a film star is such a false life, lived for fake values and for publicity.
However a man who was honest and clever was always, ALWAYS more difficult to scam than someone who was both dishonest and clever. Sincerity. It was so difficult , by definition, to fake.
A man nearly always loves for other reasons than he thinks. A lover is apt to be as full of secrets from himself as is the object of his love from him.
Did you know that wherever you find fool’s gold, real gold exists somewhere nearby? This also goes for relationships and friendships. Real gold is found in the heart. For every piece of fake gold that you discard, remember that true gold isn’t too far.
Love is a good place to situate our distrust of fake women.
The minister said, “Let us pray,” but as everyone else bowed their head, I could only stare slack-jawed at the sight of Peter Van Houten. After a moment, he whispered, “We gotta fake pray,” and bowed his head.
I don’t think CNN is ‘fake news.’ I think there are some reports everywhere, in print, on TV, on radio, in conversation, that are not well-researched and are sometimes based on falsehoods.
I wouldn’t. I would just go home. I’d fake an injury or something.
The modern ease of catfishing has had the tangential effect of growing a cottage industry of websites offering the services of fake Internet girlfriends.
I just don’t want to end up on something that bores the hell out of me. Otherwise, I’ll fake a knee injury and get out of there.
In ‘Spinal Tap,’ there’s the fake historical quality of ‘Stonehenge.’ It’s something the musicians look at with a mystical reverence. In folk music, it’s the seriousness with which these people approach their ‘art.’
The Left always promote their fake news and conspiracy theories – pushing the lies of ‘racism,’ ‘sexism,’ ‘homophobi-ism,’ ‘Islamophobi-ism.’ They support NFL thugs lying about so-called ‘police brutality,’ which doesn’t exist.
People with momentum can get so much done. Momentum is easy to lose and almost impossible to fake.
My gravest secret is that I really did fake the moon landing. On Venus!
A few years ago, for my birthday, Sean Price Williams said, “I’ll give you one free day of shooting.” He shot Kati with an I and co-shot Fake It So Real. While we’ve always worked together, I didn’t want him to do it for free, so he cashed in his birthday chip and came for this one day.
Fake news has been around as long as news has been around.
Christmas movies, it’s a hard thing to do. The danger is you just end up with a Hollywood star with a Santa beard. You risk it being fake and cheesy and not real.
In my opinion in art nothing can go too far as long as you don’t physically hurt people or animals. Art is there to push boundaries. I love it when my work freaks people out but it’s all fake!
I had 10 No. 1 country records before I ever crossed over, and the only reason I ever crossed over was because of a fad. It was that ‘Urban Cowboy’ thing, where everybody was riding fake bulls.
For years now, the fake European ‘left’ is trying to portray European citizens as victims of the US imperialism. It is even trying to make the world feel sorry for those European workers who do not get a fair deal from their governments! It is thoroughly absurd.
Always sleep with one eye open. Never take anything for granted. Your best friends might just be your enemies.
I’m very bubbly, so when people meet me, they sometimes think I’m fake. I’m excited to meet new people, but I guess I sound like I’m being sarcastic.
Fake fat, fake colours, fake flavours, fake sweeteners: this is poison.
Point of view changes so much as time goes on. And it’s important to acknowledge that the truth is multifaceted. And yet that conversation has a very different meaning now because of this whole alternative facts thing, calling everything you don’t like “fake news.”
You can’t fake some of this chemistry, even when you get a guy and a girl and they’ve got to be together.
As an actor, when you are called upon to do a job, you are oftentimes convinced you can’t do it. You say to yourself ‘I don’t have the talent for this; they are going to figure out I’m a fraud.’ And then you watch how the others do it, and fake your confidence.
I was something of a prankster. One time I put a ski mask on my head and used a fake gun on the school secretary so that I could get some of my friends out of detention.
If other people think I’m okay looking, that’s great, but I don’t see it myself. When I look in the mirror all I see is a bunch of fake teeth and football scars.
One thing that you can’t fake is chemistry.
I look better with a tan, but I’ve never gone the fake route. I don’t need to – I have good foreign genes: half Spanish, half Hungarian.
I’ve had an ongoing fantasy about being interviewed on, like, a ’60 Minutes’-type show about this really inspiring woman that can do anything with a fake leg. And then the camera pans out, and I’m just holding a mannequin leg.
If anything, I believe, television anchors have become parodies of themselves, self-caricatures if such a thing is possible. And I’d dismiss it all with a scornful laugh if broadcast news were not so dangerous in fanning misogyny, communalism, fake news and divisiveness.
I’m not good with sci-fi stuff. I’ll be in it, as long as I can see what I’m dealing with and know it’s fake. As soon as I watch it on TV, though, my brain registers it as ‘Everything’s real!’
Don’t fake enthusiasms. Say what you think, not what you think you ought to think.
Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.
The thing with physical comedy is that you have to actually try to do the thing you’re trying to do – you can’t fake it.
When people talk about fake news, you know, a lot of folks just roll their eyes, like ‘Oh, you know, whatever; people will figure it out.’ The truth is, they don’t always figure it out.
Looking back, Mr. Trump’s exploitation of the term ‘fake news’ to smear journalists was the single most consequential thing he did during the transition period. He built the scaffolding for his supporters to reject any and all information that wasn’t Trump-approved.
With Los Angeles, it’s kind of a love-hate thing. Sometimes I think it’s marvelous, and sometimes I think it’s a dump. It’s so fake and I can’t deal with how fake it is.
I always try to slip healthy things by my kids. I give them sweet potato French fries and fake chicken nuggets.
There are a lot of people that never thought I was going to be the guy that I am now. Now when I see them, it’s fun to see how people are. I don’t think they’re being fake. I think now they just see me from a different eye.
I’m like a monk with a taste for hookers.
The woman who thinks she can choose femininity, can toy with it like the social drinker toys with wine – well, she’s asking for it, asking to be undone, devoured, asking to spend her life perpetrating a new fraud, manufacturing a new fake identity, only this time it’s her equality that’s fake.
At every Ozzfest show, there’s horns and devils somewhere; there’s some kind of darkness somewhere. But the thing is, this is a stage, homey, and those fools are entertainers. And you know what, it shows! It’s fake.
Creating fake facts does require a measure of haphazard research, insofar as they need to not just be possible, but also interesting.
There will always be real friends and fake friends. It is difficult to distinguish the two because both will appear the same in the beginning but so different at the end.
You can’t fake it. Bad writing is a gift.
I could have gone the route of the Jonas Brothers. Those guys can’t live their lives freely. They have to put out this image that’s totally fake.
We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.
I’m quite sure more people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake all of it.” –Dexter
I was incredulous as the bias of the media in terms of the candidates [for presidency]. I was incredulous at the fake news.
Sandy Hook is a synthetic, completely fake, with actors – in my view, manufactured.
In high school, getting recruited, usually guys have Twitters and Instagrams so that they can talk to coaches. I didn’t have Twitter. All I had was Instagram. So someone created a fake Twitter account about me, and it was the most ridiculous stuff that you could ever think about.
Having to act like an adult because I was directing a big movie but also feeling like a child because we had reindeer and big cameras and they had fake snow. I just wanted to go play in the snow.
The idea that you can dress up in some kind of a fake Indian outfit and get on stage is somehow acceptable in this country. That has to do with the fact that you have the Redskins, the Braves, you have people who dress up like Indians, people dress up like Indians on Halloween. That is acceptable.
He rose to his feet and padded down the last few steps silently, came up behind Kim, and leaned over her to say, “I vant to drink your blood” in a heavy, fake Dracula accent. She shrieked, flailed, and a zombie ate her brains on-screen.”!
I watched all these movies like ‘King Kong’ and ‘Godzilla’ when I was growing up, and the fact that dinosaurs actually lived on this earth, the fact that they are not fake, made them very fascinating.
What’s funny is that an old Web site of mine just had one fake bio, and everyone went crazy for it. So when I made the new Web site, I thought, ‘I just need to make this one even more absurd.’
The first time I ever met Stephen King, he came up to me, and we went to shake hands, and he had, like, this fake rubber rat that he kind of, you know, shook at me. You know, and I said, ‘No, this is a cliche – this can’t be. Stephen King is trying to scare me with a fake rat?’ It was just really weird.
I try to make all my work as honest as possible. I want the audience to feel like they’re watching two people talking-having a conversation-as opposed to watching actors fake it. I want the audience to get lost in the fact that this is so good it could be real.
When I take up a film or role, I don’t want to be fake; I don’t want to wear a mask. I want to be myself.
Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down
If it’s something that reaches out and grabs me, I want to do it. I have a lot of trouble doing things that don’t grab me. So, I’m not a very good actor in that way. I can’t fake it.
As such, anything is always possible, even if your protagonist is a plumber. But it’s the possibility, the limitless possibilities, of any fake life, that make writing about it so challenging.
Manny Pacquiao always makes a fake move that I know too well. He fakes a charge forward and then looks like he is going to follow with a one-two. That’s a common fake he has.
Some people thought Theophilus was a fake name. Whatever.
There’s a fake Facebook me. There’s a fake me Twittering. Sometimes, when it was at the height of right-wing nonsense picking on me, there would be a fake me writing letters to the editor. Just totally not even something I’ve ever said, that will then become part of the echo chamber.
Making fake promises while wearing a fancy dress… that isn’t enough. Promises take more work than that.
I don’t do fake. That’s the first thing you should know about me. I’m not one to put on airs or change my demeanor depending on where I am or who I am talking to.
We now live in the era of fake consensus, or phoney populism, a condition in which galleries and homes are seen to succeed best where they manage feelings of non-difference.
You cannot fake effort; talent is great, but perseverance is necessary.
I’m great at fake typing but in real life terrible.
Some girls get swept up in the lifestyle – clubbing and partying with celebrities. You can’t live your life like that, though. It’s fake.
I believe there are more films that involve love and forgiveness than violence, but they often seem fake and are almost embarrassing to watch.
I admit that I’ve been beaten up so many times in films, but we do not fake it – we actually have to fight when we shoot to make it real and to save film and time. Even the props that are not real, like the bats are plastic, but they’re still very hard, so it still hurts.
As a drummer, you can’t fake the instrument. A trumpet, you could be blowing air; a person who plays the trumpet could still say, “Oh, those aren’t the right hand motions.” On drums, you have to actually hit them. You can’t fake it.
This job of playing God is a little too big for me. Nevertheless, someone has to do it, so I’ll try my best to fake it.
Bob [Dylan] is not authentic at all. He’s a plagiarist, and his name and voice are fake. Everything about Bob is a deception. We are like night and day, he and I.
I am one of those actors who does feel a change when a wig and fake nose are put on. Even the weird little things, like glasses – it’s almost like having a mask on.
One thing that you cant fake is chemistry.
You have no cause for anything but gratitude and joy.
It worried me when Britney snogged Madonna. It looked a bit fake. It screamed ‘We’re in this for the money.
I had never liked bullying of any sort, especially when an individual acquires his courage by becoming part of a faceless mob. I always say if you need fake courage, get it out of a bottle like I do.
So for me having that element of being able to be competitive wasn’t a problem. I’m very competitive. I thought if I could skate first, acting would come second. I could say my lines and then go do what I was saying. You don’t have to fake it, you’re not really acting.
Fake it, you will make it. But you have to believe it.
Fake it until you make it! When you’re feeling bad, get dressed up – soon your inside will catch up with your outside
I had Halloween parties every year, as it was my birthday five days before. My parents would actually put prosthetic noses on, and my dad would wear a top-hat and tails, put on a fake curly moustache, and hold a pipe.
You can get fake fur, which, if that’s what you want – if you want that fur look – it looks just the same. It’s really unnecessary to skin an animal when you can get something that looks just the same without hurting anything.
No one wants to follow someone fake or boring. Being accessible on social media, being honest, and having fun with it is key.
I’m a teen boy, so I like seeing blood and guts. I know it’s fake, but I’m having fun.
I’m open to the gifts of the Spirit. The real healings are so beautiful I hate to see it blasphemed by fakes who merchandise the gifts. Bethel Church and HRock Church now charge thousands of dollars to teach the gifts of the Spirit in contrast to the Apostle Peter who rebuked Simon for offering money for it.
I can fake decent penmanship, but generally, it’s really just terrible. And, unfortunately for me, maybe fortunately for the reader, it’s very often illegible. If I get an idea, and if I do remember to write it down, which is rare, I write in such a way that I can’t read a letter.
If a person hides the truth or says something fake on variety shows or interviews, it will still be found out no matter how careful they are.
I’ve learned how to adapt to different cultures and understand all different walks of life. I’ve also learned that confidence is key, even if you have to fake it at times. Fake it till you make it, as they say.
Together, the western elites and Gaddafi helped to lead us into a simplistic two-dimensional vision of the world – full of exaggerations and falsehoods. A fake bubble of certainty that has imprisoned us in the West – and is now preventing us from understanding what is really going on in the world outside.
You have to learn to accept your body. You have to learn to like what you see in the mirror. There are definitely times when I don’t feel like myself, but you have to fake it until you make it.
Sometimes, the Internet can feel like a middle-school playground populated by brats in ski masks who name-call and taunt with the fake bravery of the anonymous. But sometimes – thank goodness – it’s nicer than real life.
All of us technology companies need to create some tools that help diminish the volume of fake news. We must try to squeeze this without stepping on freedom of speech and of the press, but we must also help the reader.
Jesus lived a life that was full of joy and contradictions and fights, you know? If they were to paint a picture of Jesus without contradictions, the gospels would be fake, but the contradictions are a sign of authenticity.
One fake friend can do more harm than 10 enemies… Be smart choosing your friends.
If I asked you something about basketball and you don’t really know about basketball and you try to talk it and fake it, I’m going to be able to tell. It’s the same way about music; you have to be real.
I had no clue of Hollywood until I became a teenager. Then I got a fake ID in Tijuana and discovered Shelly’s Manne-Hole, on Cahuenga and Selma, where I saw John Coltrane and his piano player, McCoy Tyner, and Elvin Jones, the drummer – my idol.
Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I’ll shoot him under the table.” Han (to Leia)
You can’t fake being a star. But you can also become a great personality.
When people are hitting you off Twitter, a lot of times they don’t know who you are. They’re just hopping on your character and they gon’ be hopping on another rapper next. You gotta weed out the real and the fake.
I like playing the stuff where I donВґt know what IВґm gonna play. Like the end of Fake Plastic Trees or the end of Paranoid Android – stuff where I can do anything and no one notices or cares.
The big contracts go to the girls who are healthy – they need to have a sparkle in their eyes and you can’t fake that if you’re unhealthy.
I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.
There’s a lot of real unity – and a lot fake unity, sadly. I think a lot of people are going to get an opportunity to pursue greatness and pursue careers outside of D.C. Not everybody is going to make it. I think there’s a connotation that there’s a lack of rappers out there.
It worried me when Britney snogged Madonna. It looked a bit fake. It screamed ‘We’re in this for the money’.
Speaking of happy successes, after years of struggling to lose those few extra pounds every mother puts on during adoption, particularly when the doctor orders bed rest, in 2004 I sent my assistant to the Gap in dark glasses with a fake ID to purchase my first pair of Easy Fit jeans.
I know I could probably fake love for a couple of days, but I couldn’t fake it for more than three or four days, and neither could you. I don’t think any of us can.
All that social media hyperbole is just so fake.
Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.
From the age of eighteen to twenty-one, I worked any job I could get my hands on. One of these jobs was selling fake paintings door-to-door.
I wasn’t trained to be in front of a camera, so there were a lot of challenges at first. But I didn’t want to be fake.
Chemistry is one of these crazy things you can’t teach or learn or you can’t fake. You go in hoping it will work, hope that you will connect with the other actors. I was fortunate on ‘Modern Family’ and ‘The Procession.’ They are great people, very easy to like.
I love Yves Saint Laurent and Giambattista Valli and Givenchy and I get given quite a lot, but perhaps nothing is as wonderful as the white fake leather trench coat I got when I was 15.
You can’t fake this music. You might be a great singer or a great musician but, in the need, that’s got nothing to do with it. It’s how you connect to the songs and to the history behind them.
For a few days I tweeted with a certain Pippa Middleton, and I really thought it was the Pippa Middleton. Then I discovered it was a fake. But the person who had thought up the concept was nice. It was kind of genius in its own way.
I am manageable. I, you know, it’ll suffice I think. No, no, I feel pretty good. I trained for a long time and I got really cool, like I was doing jumps. It got like, I felt really good, but then when I got out on gravel and fake snow and – it just kind of all went downhill. But I think it’s still okay.
I’m not a guy that’s gonna go out there and not be me and be fake and talk a bunch of crap.
There are more fake guides, teachers in the world than stars. The real guide is the one who makes you see your inner beauty, not the one who wants to be admired and followed.
Nobody believes the identities we’ve made for ourselves. I feel like everybody in the world is fake now – as though people had true cores once, but hucked them away and replaced them with something more attractive but also hollow.
For me, comedy is constantly presented as this fake casualness, like a guy just walked on stage going, ‘This crazy thing happened to me the other day.’ And he’s in front of 3000 people, and he’s acting like an everyman, and he’s getting paid so much money.
Fake relationships and fake people coming up to me and all of a sudden wanting to be my friend.
You can forge anything these days, and we’re living in a fake news era.
I’m not fake in any way.
To be a performance artist, you have to hate theatre. Theatre is fake… The knife is not real, the blood is not real, and the emotions are not real. Performance is just the opposite: the knife is real, the blood is real, and the emotions are real.
I think it’s impossible to be up close with people and to ask them to let you in if you’re fake.
I have a lot of creative control, so I can decide what I want to wear, what I want my brand to look like, what I want my songs to sound like, so I don’t sound like some fake artist that people can’t relate to.
The challenge is to reach out to everyone, ‘especially those who have fallen for fake news and ‘misleading advertisements. This government, for 56 months, misled the people by saying Modi didn’t let them work.
For anyone to say that WWE is fake or anything like that, no sir! It’s very physical, and the injuries are real; the blood is real.
Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I have learned to fake.
Comedy is not something that a person can fake or learn how to do.
If you live around dummies and fake blood for six months, it becomes a part of you. It’s fake blood, but sometimes I still feel the real scent of blood, so it’s more mentally collapsing, not only physical.
Hollywood was fine with fakes, but it was most definitely not okay with frauds.
I think the most important thing is not trying to fake anything, ’cause I think people can see right through that – they can always see through a facade.
A first kiss is hard to fake on screen. It’s tempting to practice before you shoot, but why blow that natural awkwardness on a rehearsal? There’s something so beautiful about it that can’t be faked.
Of the hundreds of points to enter and exit that are offered to me, I have to choose the one that I feel is the least wrong, the least fake. It is fake, it is a moment that I choose to erupt the story, but I make it as smooth as I can. What enables me to do it is the skill of filmmaking.
I like to keep my posts relatable and don’t just post fake things for publicity. I don’t go putting out posts just to gain more followers.
It’s interesting, because I named my first album after my dad because I wanted to find him. My second album was named after my mom because I felt like I learned all my creative talents I learned from her. All the survival stuff, too. And then the next album is ‘Maya,’ which is not my real name. It’s fake.
Scary is good. Kids like going to a movie and being really scared rather than fake scared.
I don’t fake my music. If I want to be known for anything it’s for creating honest music. Noting is fake or will ever be fake about the lyrics and pain in my music. My music I live it.
I can handle a bad story better than anybody as long as it’s true and, you know, over a course of time, I’ll make mistakes and you’ll write badly and I’m OK with that. But I’m not OK when it is fake.
I don’t watch reality TV much, but sometimes I’ll be on the E! channel and see that show “Total Divas”, about female wrestlers. It’s like, fake tits are de rigueur. Nose jobs are de rigueur. Exaggerated asses are de rigueur. Twerking is de rigueur.
Amusement touched the corner of his lips. “Animals love me.” “Oh, I’m sure they do,” Scarlet said, beaming with fake encouragement. She shut the door before muttering, “What farm animals don’t love a wolf?
Modern life is so thin and shallow and fake. I look forward to when developers go bankrupt, Japan gets poorer and wild grasses take over.
Entrepreneurs go through real problems and come up with real solutions. It’s not fake. You can do all the right things and still lose. You can do all the wrong things and still will.
Between hindsight bias, fake causality, positive bias, anchoring/priming, et cetera et cetera, and above all the dreaded confirmation bias, once an idea gets into your head, it’s probably going to stay there.
I’m not gonna force something or fake something to try to get more black people at my shows. I’m not gonna do some big hip-hop crossover.
L.A. is so fake – girls there are so superficial.
As for the fake teeth, they’re officially retired. I haven’t really found a need or want to wear them.
Good comics stick around. There are people who have TV shows that might be successful, but comics can’t really fake it. If you say, ‘Hey, I love what you guys are doing – you’re funny,’ then you’re in. It’s legit.
A bad short story or novel or poem leaves one comparatively calm because it does not exist, unless it gets a fake prestige throughbeing mistaken for good work. It is essentially negative, it is something that has not come through. But over bad criticism one has a sense of real calamity.
Anyone can lie. One need only have the requisite intention – in other words, to say something with the intention to deceive. Faking, by contrast, is an achievement. To fake things you have to take people in, yourself included.
Anything created with fake intention or pretense cannot last long.
I’ll confess right here that I secretly wish I’d have drawn a strip about a little boy with a fake tiger, going for adventures throughout the universe in spaceships of his imagination.
Maybe you feel pressure to be positive because so many people rely on your good, fake-positive energy? If that’s the case, screw everybody else. You’re not a bottle of Valium.
I was raised in an evangelical Methodist church. Evangelical meant that though you had been baptized and made a member of the church on Sunday morning, you still had to be ‘saved’ on Sunday night. I wanted to be saved, but I did not think you should fake it.
I think censorship in the name of fighting fake news is a dangerous thing for Pakistan.
As writers, our job is to try to create, in a fake space, something that feels true. That’s just straight-up fiction: Invent a character that doesn’t exist; make them seem like they do.
If you want plenty of experience in dealing with difficult people, then have kids.
Whatever made me the way I am left me hollow, empty inside, unable to feel. It doesn’t seem like a big deal. I’m quite sure most people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake it all. I fake it very well, and the feelings are never there.
In primary school, every day and especially on Fridays, I was supposed to say, ‘I am Turkish, and I am righteous and hardworking,’ But all those things did not actually turn us into Turks. This system is somehow creating fake personalities.
It’s right there on my birth certificate, ‘Shelton Hank Williams III.’ It’s not fake.
I’ve been a victim in every film I have done so far. It would be nice to play someone who doesn’t get killed for once. Then again, I am getting really good at screaming and fake tears…
You can’t really fake confidence.
Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself.
Drake ain’t fake.
I have countless fake accounts on social media sending me hate and it’s hard to discern how many people are actually involved.
I mean, the people who run Guantanamo, the military, pretty much dismiss complaints by the detainees because they say that they’re all created as part of a political process to sort of fake complaints and get public support.
Bits are fake conversations comedians have because they are uncomfortable being vulnerable with other human beings in any way.
I never want to fake it. That’s my whole thing.
Inside and outside of the ring, what you see is what you get. I’m CM Punk. I’m not trying to be something I’m not. I’m not trying to lie to the people or be fake. I’m not trying to be some crazy, outlandish character.
‘Poundshop Kardashians’ is Newcastle on a Saturday night. Nobody wears coats – it’s all muscles and V-necks and fake tan.
I started playing in New York when I was 16. I had a fake ID so I could play shows, and, I don’t know, bouncers didn’t really say no to me, I guess. I’m fun!
We had a general awareness, for example, of Russian use of social media – Facebook ads, use of Twitter, fake news implants – we had a general understanding of that. But now, as time has elapsed and time has gone on, I’ve certainly learned a lot more about the depth and breadth of what the Russians were about.
I owe it to my fans to be who I am. There’s nothing fake about me.
I dislike being fake the most in this world; thus, when the ambience is natural and comfortable, I find it unforgettable.
You can’t pretend to be a Sharon Stone or a Marilyn Monroe. You really can’t fake that.
Some of the kids in school used to call my father a fake or a phony. That kind of thing brought on a few fights.
They’re all fake belts. To be honest, I think real belt is Tony Ferguson’s.
People say they hate having fake people around, but when you keep it real, they hate you even more. People don’t like the truth.
I can’t look in the mirror and look at fake things. I just can’t. I’d rather age.
A lot of the Citizens United problem could be solved if we knew where the money came from for all these ads. The companies create these entities with fake names – like ‘Citizens for Nice Puppies’ – which means that the sources of the money are unaccountable.
When I sound real, I’m fake, and when I sound fake, I’m real.
In this life ain’t no happy endings;
Only pure beginnings followed by years of sinning and fake repentance.
Only pure beginnings followed by years of sinning and fake repentance.
At a high level there’s always gonna be noise and rumors, whether it’s fake stories or real ones. You’ve got to be able to block that out and zone in and focus on the task at hand.
It’s very hard to fake. When you see Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig in ‘Bridesmaids,’ you can tell they really love each other.
TV is a fickle business. I’m only good for the length of my contract.
Fake friends are like shadows. They follow you in the sun and leave you in the dark.
Many people are shy when it comes to getting out on a dance floor. Dancing is an activity that… reveals your inner self, whether you like it, or know it, or not. It is hard to fake it on a dance floor.
I’ve decided that I am totally against jewelry. So I have all fake. There’s no reason to have real diamonds. People think it’s real anyway.
Fake Is that what you are if you choose to improve the basic not perfect you?
All modern philosophizing is political, policed by governments, churches, academics, custom, fashion, and human cowardice, all off which limit it to a fake learnedness.
Prime Minister Najib had continuously denounced me as an enemy of the Malaysian state and accused me of spreading Fake News.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
You have all these people in the press who are ringing their hands over fake news stories. That actually became the narratives for critics.
I think people are tired of fake music, man. And there’s a lot of it. Technology has reached the point where any boob can walk into a studio and with a little AutoTuning you can have a hit song. I think it’s pathetic.
One year, I was a go-go girl for Halloween, and I got all this glitter eye shadow, my hair was poufy with braids, I was wearing all these different colors and fake eyelashes that went all the way up to my eyebrows. I totally enjoy the whole Halloween feel.
If I didn’t have fake nails, my fingers would be bloody stumps.
Sometimes people think that I’m maybe pretentious or just weird, a fraud, or fake, because I have a formal education and speak properly and give people respect.
Hippies are so phoney and fake.
I was dirt-poor. I could barely hold down a job. Eventually, though, I started getting small parts on shows like ‘Smallville,’ ‘Supernatural’… and lots of really bad sci-fi movies. I was running around the woods in wolf contacts, covered in fake blood made out of pancake syrup, roaring.
I’ve missed London so much for its fashion. No disrespect to the girls in Manchester, but some really do look like clones – there’s a lot of hair extensions and fake tans. You’re free to experiment down here.
Here’s my thought about fake breasts: If I can touch them, they’re real.
You have to look at every one of your songs and be able to identify with them in a meaningful way. You can hardly sing your songs unless you’re in them. If you want to fake it, go ahead. Fake it if you want. But I’m not that kind of singer.
No one wants to see a hero have to pick up his cane to hit someone, but I’m still quite fit enough to fake it.
During a movie, chemistry is so important, and yet they just assume actors can fake their way through it. That doesn’t always work.
The news is fake because so much of the news is fake. So one thing that I felt it was very important to do – and I hope we can correct it. Because there’s nobody I have more respect for – well, maybe a little bit but the reporters, good reporters.
Acting is the art of being and existing, and not being fake.
Well, I ain’t even gonna lie I used to wear fake jewelry when I was coming up, like trying to get on. But I just understood that you had to have that image as a rapper, as an artist, just to have the attention.
If you’re real, you’ve never got anything to hide away from. You’re not trying to fake anything, you’re not trying to have this other persona – you’re just yourself. And if I could be myself for as long as possible, I will.
The Bachelor’s’ a very interesting thing, you can’t fake your way through it.
You can’t fake anything. If you’re honest and true and you love something, and you put that energy into it, people can usually feel it on the other side.
In order for me to achieve… I had to regard myself greater than what I was. In other words I had to fake it until I make it.
Unfortunately, many of our churches calibrate their life to these nominal Christians. The predictable result is that you get fake, hypocritical churches that confuse the message of the gospel and make it hard for others who are trying to do genuine evangelism.
But Opera Man, I go, “Oh, crap! Why didn’t I think of that?” Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.
I may look fake but I’m real where it counts.
I believe most media is filtered and fake.
My mother used to tell me, ‘I’m fake thin, but don’t tell anyone.’ I think part of her reputation for dieting too much was to do with her upper body and thoracic cage being thinner than average, thus her thin waist.
I had very, very bad self-esteem – that I was a fake, everybody was going to find out, that I didn’t deserve to have success, just about my looks and really, really bad self-esteem.
My son wants to be Batman and he wants the Batman costume that comes in the mail. It has fake muscles in it, which is very disconcerting on a four-year-old.
I have to say, the Campus Crusade tactic struck me as disingenuous. They rented a hotel ballroom next to a nightclub and set up a fake “party” inside, complete with security guards and flashing lights. When you walked in, instead of drink specials and trance music, they gave you gospel tracts.
It should be clear that modern fractional reserve banking is a shell game, a Ponzi scheme, a fraud in which fake warehouse receipts are issued and circulate as equivalent to the cash supposedly represented by those receipts.
I don’t think you should try to be anything you’re not. If you’re not smiling all the time or always happy – I don’t think it matters. If you’re having bad day, show you’re having a bad day. Don’t try to put up something that’s fake.
It’s perceived as an accolade to be published as a ‘literary’ writer, but, actually, it’s pompous and it’s fake. Literary fiction is often nothing more than a genre in itself.
If you’re in the fake news, I’m reading your emails.
I only really fake it anymore with sommeliers who are being really snotty to me and I don’t want to take their grief and so I try to do something to kind of throw them off or put them on the defensive, even if I don’t know what I’m talking about
There’s a good deal of ivory being sold that claims to be antique ivory. In fact, we’ve seen evidence that there are fake antiques being carved in countries like China.
If you have parents who can’t show you love, a kid can grow up to look arrogant. Because they need to create a fake self. Or they think they’re more powerful than they really are.
I’m curious. Period. I find everything interesting. Real life. Fake life. Objects. Flowers. Cats. But mostly people. If you keep your eyes open and your mind open, everything can be interesting.
Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.
Bodyguards offer fake security. The real security comes from having your enemies know nothing about you.
One of the interpreters hired by CBS for the Dan Rather/Saddam Hussein interview adopted a phony Arabic accent. You know, maybe CBS should have hired somebody with a fake Dan Rather accent to ask tougher questions.
The public doesn’t know what to believe anymore. We don’t know what stories are supposedly true, this idea of ‘fake news.’ We watch it on what I guess you would call a split-focus. It’s half entertainment and half mystery.
In some roles I have to wear fur, and I always make sure it’s fake, like in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Faux fur is great because it shows people that faux can look fabulous.
I try not to fake anything.
People would lambaste me or attack me, and I’d be like, “I’m being honest! I’m the one person that’s being honest and sincere about what I’m doing.” The rest of the world doesn’t want to admit the fakery of entertainment on TV, but I love the fake. I think fake is beautiful.
You hear the word ‘fake’ thrown around wrestling, but it doesn’t get more real when you hear the sound of 20,000 people coming unglued.
The most important beauty product for me is fake tan.
Theatre is fake… The knife is not real, the blood is not real, and the emotions are not real. Performance is just the opposite: the knife is real, the blood is real, and the emotions are real.
To me, Sheitan movie is the answer to all the problems we have in France concerning immigration. That is a fake problem; people can actually work together and do something very interesting out of it.
Possible controversy for the Obama campaign. Republicans are now accusing Barack Obama’s campaign of voter fraud, because some of the people they’ve registered sound like they have fake names. Apparently, the fakest-sounding name is Barack Obama.
I think that movies are really fake; they should be fake. I don’t think my way is any better than anybody else’s way, but I know they’re not real. I like to lean into the make-believe aspect of movies. That’s why they’re better than real life.
In high school, a teacher’s friend in the police department asked me to go into a bar and flash a fake ID saying I was 21 even though I wasn’t. They were assuming the bar wasn’t carding people. Anyway, she forgot to ask for it back. I used it all freshman year in college.
I say it`s unprecedented. Have we seen a president or an administration decide what`s going to be fake news and what they dismiss in terms of answering? Because there has been fake news before. All of us have gone through that.
Live theater makes me nervous. I feel like I have to fake emotions, because the actors can see me.
Great cultural changes begin in affectation and end in routine.
Oh, he is cute!” Shane said in a fake girly voice. “Gee, maybe we can ask him out!” “Shut up, you weasel. Claire, hit him!
