Funniest Friends Quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Mark Twain, J. K. Rowling, Robert Staughton Lynd, Laurence J. Peter, Alice Duer Miller and many others.
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other.
Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
When a woman like that whom I’ve seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man.
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo.
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have nonsense respected.
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.
I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone’s funny all the time. Doon Mackichan’s my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti’s the funniest with a monkey.
What I know for sure is that if you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. I know ours is.
I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
