Funniest Friends Quotes

Funniest Friends Quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Mark Twain, J. K. Rowling, Robert Staughton Lynd, Laurence J. Peter, Alice Duer Miller and many others.

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
Mark Twain
There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other.
J. K. Rowling
Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.
Robert Staughton Lynd
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
Laurence J. Peter
When a woman like that whom I’ve seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man.
Alice Duer Miller
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Bernard Meltzer
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Mark Twain
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
Edwin Arlington Robinson
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
Jon Foreman
Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.
W. H. Auden
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo.
Oprah Winfrey
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have nonsense respected.
Charles Lamb
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
Otto von Bismarck
The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.
Jay McInerney
I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone’s funny all the time. Doon Mackichan’s my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti’s the funniest with a monkey.
Sally Phillips
What I know for sure is that if you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. I know ours is.
Oprah Winfrey
I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
Ann Richards
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
Clifton Fadiman
Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go.
Margaret Walker
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
Marlene Dietrich