Funny Halloween Quotes

Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth but chocolates.

I put the costume on and said ‘It’s not very comfortable, but it looks amazing,’ so it’s all good.

One need not be a chamber to be haunted.

The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear.

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special.

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the “spirits” of things.

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it.

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want – it’s like an excuse for Halloween everyday.

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, “Never take candy from strangers.” And then they dressed me up and said, “Go beg for it.” I didn’t know what to do. I’d knock on people’s doors and go, “Trick or treat.”

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing Material place.

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.

Where there is no imagination there is no horror.

Double, double, toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble!

If ever there was a holiday that deserves to be commercialized, it’s Halloween. We haven’t taken it away from kids. We’ve just expanded it so that the kid in adults can enjoy it, too.

Backward, turn backward, O Time, in your flight, Make me a child again just for to-night!

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.

As spirits roam the neighborhoods at night, Let loose upon the Earth till it be light.

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.

I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.

Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.

If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.

You wouldn’t believe On All Hallow Eve What lots of fun we can make, With apples to bob, And nuts on the hob, And a ring-and-thimble cake.

There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch.

‘Tis the night – the night Of the grave’s delight.

A gypsy fire is on the hearth, Sign of the carnival of mirth; Through the dun fields and from the glade Flash merry folk in masquerade, For this is Hallowe’en!

Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance: Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew, Leaping into darkness with delight, Lusting for the ecstasy of fright, Open to the charm of horrors new.

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon’s silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.

Never take candy from strangers.

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown

I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

Of calling shapes, and beck’ning shadows dire,
And airy tongues that syllable men’s names.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright, Of soft and golden hue, Pierce through the future’s veil and show, What fate now holds for you?

Tis the night – the night
Of the grave’s delight,
And the warlocks are at their play;
Ye think that without
The wild winds shout,
But no, it is they – it is they.

I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, But there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.

Nothing beats a haunted moonlit night on All Hallows Eve…. And on this fatal night, at this witching time, the starless sky laments black and unmoving. The somber hues of an ominous, dark forest are suddenly illuminated under the emerging face of the full moon.

Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased by tales, so is the other.

A house is never still in darkness to those who listen intently; there is a whispering in distant chambers, an unearthly hand presses the snib of the window, the latch rises. Ghosts were created when the first man awoke in the night.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.

I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me?’

… we in the light sometimes fear what is no more to be feared than the things children in the dark hold in terror and imagine will come true.

On Halloween, witches come true; Wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park.

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.