Funny Journey Quotes by John Steinbeck, Martin Buber, Alton Brown, Britney Spears, Mark Twain, Russell Baker and many others.
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.
All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.
I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.
A journey is a person in itself; no two are alike. And all plans, safeguards, policing, and coercion are fruitless. We find that after years of struggle that we do not take a trip; a trip takes us.
According to the ancient Chinese proverb, A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
To travel is to take a journey into yourself.
We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls.
We don’t take a trip. A trip takes us.
People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.
Peace is a journey of a thousand miles and it must be taken one step at a time.
[Airline food] is the tiniest food I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Any kind of meat that you get – chicken, steak, anything – has grill marks on each side, like somehow we’ll actually believe there’s an open-flame grill in the front of the plane.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Watch your step.
A journey is a person in itself; no two are alike. And all plans, safeguards, policies and coercion are fruitless. We find after years of struggle that we do not take a trip; a trip takes us.
Once you have traveled, the voyage never ends, but is played out over and over again in the quietest chambers. The mind can never break off from the journey.
There ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. – Mark Twain, author Making the team is one thing, becoming a team is another.
When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.
Once you have traveled, the voyage never ends.
A journey is a person in itself; no two are alike.
It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the journey that matters, in the end.
Travel works best when you’re forced to come to terms with the place you’re in.
We find after years of struggle that we do not take a trip; a trip takes us.
The major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions such as Miami, most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the United States.
