Funny New Years Eve Quotes

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other.

New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

Every new year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals?

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: ‘To rise above little things’.

Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.

Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year everybody.

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.

Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it’s twice as onerous a duty.

Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to min?

May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early!

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday.

New Year’s eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights.

I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the years’.

Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one.

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a bileless New Year and leave it at that.

No one ever regarded the first of January with indifference.

Let each new year find you a better person.

May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.

My New Year’s resolution was to stop saying ‘You go, girl’ to myself.

I would say happy new year, but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.

Dieting on New Year’s Day isn’t a good idea as you can’t eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second.

the object of a new year is not that we should have a new year, but rather that we should have a new soul.

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.

Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.

Ring out the false, ring in the true.

We spend January 1st walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives…not looking for flaws, but for potential.