Funny Racing Quotes by Richard Childress, Mario Andretti, Colin McRae, Dorian Williams, Christopher Poole, John Bonifaz and many others.
Once you’ve raced, you never forget it…and you never get over it.
The crashes people remember, but drivers remember the near misses.
Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.
He’s a very competitive competitor, that’s the sort of competitor he is.
A racing horse is not like a machine. It has to be tuned up like a racing car.
Nelson Mandela said: ‘It always seems impossible until it’s done.’ Peace is possible.
Race cars are neither beautiful nor ugly. They become beautiful when they win.
Moonshiners put more time, energy, thought, and love into their cars than any racer ever will. Lose on the track, and you go home. Lose with a load of whiskey, and you go to jail.
The older I get, the faster I was.
Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.
When I started racing my father told me, ‘Cristiano, nobody has three balls but some people have two very good ones.’
It is amazing how many drivers, even at the Formula One Level, think that the brakes are for slowing the car down.
It’s like flying jet fighters in a gymnasium
To achieve anything in this game you must be prepare to dabble in the boundary of disaster.
It is not always possible to be the best, but it is always possible to improve your own performance.
The best way to make a small fortune in racing is to start with a big one.
Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.
Nobody remembers the guy who finished second but the guy who finished second.
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
The miracle isn’t that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start.
Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that’s what gets you.
There’s Pam watching anxiously. She doesn’t look anxious though.
The winner ain’t the one with the fastest car. It’s the one who refuses to lose.
As far as cheating goes, they’ll never stop it. The only way it can be done successfully, only one person can know about it.
Calling upon my years of experience, I froze at the controls.
If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower.
Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports… all the others are games.
We broke something, I think it was traction.
There are seven winners of the Monaco Grand Prix on the starting line today, and four of them are Michael Schumacher.
What’s behind you doesn’t matter.
