Halloween Jokes Quotes

Never take candy from strangers.

Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting, Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

‘Tis the night – the night Of the grave’s delight.

Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance: Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew, Leaping into darkness with delight, Lusting for the ecstasy of fright, Open to the charm of horrors new.

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, “Never take candy from strangers.” And then they dressed me up and said, “Go beg for it.” I didn’t know what to do. I’d knock on people’s doors and go, “Trick or treat.”

Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon’s silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.

Bring forth the raisins and the nuts-
Tonight All-Hallows’ Spectre struts
Along the moonlit way.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

Tis the night – the night
Of the grave’s delight,
And the warlocks are at their play;
Ye think that without
The wild winds shout,
But no, it is they – it is they.

A gypsy fire is on the hearth, Sign of the carnival of mirth; Through the dun fields and from the glade Flash merry folk in masquerade, For this is Hallowe’en!

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people…religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.

I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.

Tis now the very witching time of night, when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world.

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the “spirits” of things.

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want – it’s like an excuse for Halloween everyday.