Happy Valentines Day Funny Quotes

Happy Valentine’s Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you’re probably alone. Valentine’s Day is often times a, well, it’s a manufactured day that really doesn’t mean anything.

Things must be felt with the heart.

Love is a game that two can play and both win.

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet.

Valentine’s day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine’s Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone’s like ‘Oh, happy valentine’s day!’ I even got a Valentine’s Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone – we find it with another.

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.

I’d rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.

What a lover’s heart knows let no man’s brain dispute.

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.

Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times.

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky

Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love.

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you.

‘Twas not my lips you kissed but my soul.

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.

Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere. They’re in each other all along.

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

For you see, each day I love you more. Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart.

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me; We’ll lock them up together, And throw away the key.

Like I’ve always said, love wouldn’t be blind if the braille weren’t so damned much fun.

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

The greatest thing you’ll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return.

The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere. They’re in each other all along.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without.

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.

If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!

The art of love is largely the art of persistence.

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.