Hey Quotes

Hey Quotes by Emily V. Gordon, Anders Holm, Bill O’Reilly, Mustafa Ali, Bobby Vinton, Rachel Caine and many others.

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When someone insists that you watch a show that’s already been on for a few seasons, they’re basically saying, ‘Hey, you’re not doing anything for the next five weeks, are you? Because have I got a plan for you every single night! It’s ‘Weeds!”
Emily V. Gordon
I’m pretty restless in bed, so I can lie there for a couple of hours and be like, ‘Hey, that happened today. What if that happened at a zoo?’ I’ll jot the idea down. Then I’m like, ‘All right, so now that it’s a zoo, that penguin’s loose,’ or, whatever. I usually start with broad ideas.
Anders Holm
I’m calling for all responsible Americans to fight back and punish Pepsi for using a man who degrades women, who encourages substance abuse, and does all the things that hurt particularly the poor in our society.
Bill O’Reilly
I’m out here for opportunity and championship and a belt that spells my name, but on a bigger stage, my bigger goal, my mindset is to completely eliminate any doubt in some of the minds that, ‘Hey I don’t want to take my dream to WWE. Where I’m from, what I believe in, it could cause any trouble.’
Mustafa Ali
They said hey look, The Beatles deserve to be number one, not Bobby Vinton. We’re gonna cut your tires. Change that listing. They were dedicated at the time.
Bobby Vinton
Oh, hey, Claire,” she said, and blinked. “Where are you going?” “Funeral,” Shane said. On-screen, a zombie shrieked and died gruesomely. “Yeah? Cool! Whose?” “Hers.” Shane said.
Rachel Caine
So I was right, wasn’t I? It’s still you, even in wolf form.’ He grunted. No sudden uncontrollable urges to go kill something?’ He rolled his eyes. Hey, you’re the one who was worried.’ I paused. ‘And I don’t smell like dinner, right?’ I got a real look for that one. Just covering all the bases.
Kelley Armstrong
Sometimes at night, when I leave and ride by the front of the White House and the lights are on, it is so beautiful, I have some sense of, ‘Hey, that’s where I work, and Jimmy is President now.’ But day in and day out, it’s a job.
Hamilton Jordan
Everything I do, I want to be A.J. Styles. When you see a guy come out with dry, long hair, I want you to be like, ‘Hey, that reminds me of A.J. Styles.’ That’s what I want.
A.J. Styles
Twitter is so short, it’s safe. I don’t want my bosses to be like, ‘Hey, your script is due and we saw you wrote four blog pages.’
Mindy Kaling
The laws imposed by Brussels damage Italian artisans, traders, pensioners, but hey, Europe is asking, so we have to obey. Come on, if Europe asks me to throw myself in a well, I’m not going to do that just because Europe is asking me to, am I?
Matteo Salvini
Last night, we had the first gubernatorial debate. Some people are criticizing Schwarzenegger for not going. They say Arnold goes around telling people he cares, everything is going to be great, forget about everything he did in the ’70s. Hey, it worked for George Bush.
Jay Leno
Hey, well, I’ve been a pretty conservative member of congress.
Roy Blunt
I always try to be very human in my performances and hang out with my fans. It is cool to be a celebrity, but at the end of the day I want to empower my audience and say, ‘Hey, I am just like you.
Kate Voegele
‘Minecraft’ is like that, where you might say to one of your friends who doesn’t play games, ‘Hey, just sit down and try this with me.’ There are other games you might put in front of somebody and say, ‘I know you don’t traditionally play games, but you’ve got to check this out.’
Todd Howard
Hey, wait a minute, I was a Spice Girl once!
Madonna Ciccone
I smirk as Peter misses again. I can’t help myself. “Hey, Peter,” I say, ” Remember what a target is?
Veronica Roth
I?m much bigger in Britain than I am there. I’m well-known, but my name’s That Guy in America. . . . People shout: “Hey ? I know you! You’re That Guy.”.
Billy Connolly
When I first joined SAG, there was another John Reilly. My dad was John Reilly, too, but growing up I was John John. Nobody in life calls me John C. It’s more like, “Hey you, Step Brother!”
John C. Reilly
My plan for the online version of ‘Famous Monsters’ is to become an online ‘uncle’ to an entire group of people who have never read or heard of ‘Famous Monsters of Filmland.’ The site will not be written in a scholarly fashion. It will be written in a playful, ‘Hey, check this out!’ kind of way.
Harry Knowles
That really has been my message over the years: ‘Hey, we’re all in this together, so let’s laugh about it a little, please.’ It adds perspective to an argument if you know where you’re coming from.
Jeff MacNelly
Hey, don’t stick that tongue out, unless you’re gonna use it.
David Lee
But you’re beautiful, and the beautiful should be given whatever they want.” “Hey, what about the ugly ones?” “The ugly ones.” She poked her tongue out. “It’s their fault if their ugly. They’re to be blamed, not pitied.
Hanif Kureishi
You had to keep the mood up; you had to keep the tempo up. You had to keep the feeling of, “Hey, we’re doing something that’s really exciting. It’s fun being with these people.” And the more fun you have, the better you do it.
Bill Murray
Hey ma, your bad boy did good!
Rocky Graziano
It was awkward at times, especially at first. But I think the reality is they actually saw me with a Razorback on my shirt, and it kind of hit home that, hey, he is over there, he’s not at Springdale anymore.
Gus Malzahn
It wasn’t like a “I know I wanted to do this,” I was sort of just – I was five and my dad kinda said hey, you wanna be an actor and I said sure.
Drake Bell
I was a hard-times governor. I had to steer my state through the deepest recession since the 1930s. But hey, tough times don’t last and tough people do. And can I tell you that Virginians are tough people? We are tough people.
Tim Kaine
I’m going to do all I can, control what I can control and I think one thing I can do beyond just playing the best I can is to start really coaching and leading other people so that I can never walk off the field saying, ‘Hey, I did my part but so-and-so didn’t,’ that can’t happen.
Kirk Cousins
Hey, Mr. Cunningham. How’s your entailment gettin’ along?
Harper Lee
Hey, White, you know where your loyalties are? Right here. The old pinstripes. No! You never wore them… So you have a right to sing the blues.
Phil Rizzuto
I was a dog in a past life. Really. I’ll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.
William H. Macy
Pitchers really don’t deal with the managers a whole lot. When we come in the clubhouse, we see him, we say, ‘Hey.’ That’s really it.
Jon Lester
I’m an artist with a message, and my message is more for society, casting the mirror onto them and saying, ‘Hey, this is what we look like, what are we going to do about it, how are we going to use what we’ve been through to aid where we’re going.’
Trai Byers
People think you can find a mentor by walking up to somebody and saying, ‘Hey, be my mentor,’ or by sending an e-mail to someone you’ve never e-mailed before and saying, ‘Hey, I want you to mentor me.’ But, mentorship really happens in rooms that you’re actually in.
Luvvie Ajayi
I talk to a lot of European coaches. I got friends over there that I steal stuff from, talk to, maybe have them look at what we’re doing and say, ‘Hey, what would you do differently?’
Dwane Casey
When I first got into the major label system, they were like, ‘Hey, you’re great – now write with a million people so we can get songs.’ That was something I hadn’t done before, and the songwriters I was working with had worked on some massive numbers – like ‘True Colours.’ One of the guys wrote ‘Livin On A Prayer.’
Hey, bro…So there’s like 7,000 paparazzi outside. Maybe two of you guys can roll over, and one of you can grab the Ferrari, and then we can just split? Thanks, bro.
Adam Levine
Once you get the kids raised and the mortgage paid off and accomplish what you wanted to do in life, there’s a great feeling of: ‘Hey, I’m free as a bird.’
Dick Van Dyke
One of the things that was kind of shocking for humans… was to come to terms with was the fact that, hey, we may not be the center of the universe.
Kevin J. Anderson
The power of network television is amazing. I’ve been performing for years but have been seen on only a few episodes of this show, and people spot me in public now all the time. They say, ‘Hey, aren’t you on ‘Nashville’?’ Most locals seem to really appreciate how authentic the show is.
J. D. Souther
For people who mourn for old Times Square – hey, there’s a ton of places in the city still like that! Get on the train and go visit them!
Kurt Braunohler
I think outdoors has been my second home. My parents wouldn’t be like, “Go and do a puzzle,” they’d be like, “Hey, there’s a forest across the street. You need to go play in it.”
Serinda Swan
I did theater when I was younger, and I’m not the best actor ever – I haven’t done it in a long time – but hey, if an opportunity presented itself, I would take it!
Brynn Cartelli
Hey sexy boy, set me free, don’t be so shy, play with me My dirty boy, can’t you see, you are the one for meeeee.
Alexandra Stan
I really like red hair. I think if you have brown hair, you want blond hair; if you have blond hair, you want blue hair. We always want what we don’t have. It takes a while to admit, Hey, it’s just part of me.
Amybeth McNulty
Our goal isn’t to go undefeated. Like, ‘Hey, we’re going to have an undefeated season.’ Our goal is to win every game we’re playing. And there’s a difference.
Tony Gonzalez
Fortunately for me, I was able to see the newspaper and saw that they were hiring in a new program called the Cedar Program, and I recall going to one of my Olympic buddies and saying, “Hey, man, this might be a shot in the arm for us. Let’s go down and apply for these Cedar jobs.”I took a job as a gardener caretaker.
John Carlos
Scott: I don’t think I’m ready to be a grown-up. Kim: I don’t think you are either, buddy. But hey, you’ll get it. It just takes practice.
Bryan Lee O’Malley
No one ever comes up to me and says, ‘Hey man, I loved your work in ‘Road Trip.’ They say, ‘Are you that guy?’ Like, they have no idea. ‘Were you in ‘American Pie 2?’
Paulo Costanzo
I’m not going to lie: it’s tough. There were a couple of games where you’re down, and you’re in a really dark place, and you don’t know if you’re ever going to come out of it. You realize, ‘Hey, I’m having a bad day,’ but you realize there are people out there having worse days.
Manny Machado
I’m the type of guy who, right as I’m taking off, I’m deciding, ‘Hey, where do I want to go today?’
Jimmy Graham
I watch ‘Shark Tank,’ of course. It’s very entertaining. I think it’s actually good to help people think about the business they might start, and sometimes you get encouraged by looking at someone going into business and saying, ‘Hey, I could do that.’
Fred DeLuca
Everything I do is criticized, scrutinized, sometimes praised. Everything is always looked at like hey what’s next. It’s made me grow a much thicker skin.
Kyle Lowry
I might not understand everything a Democrat or liberal thinks but hey let’s be honest, I don’t understand some of the things the Republicans think, but that doesn’t make me some dumb hick that doesn’t have the right to live here.
Angie Harmon
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, ‘Hey!’ and then they realize that they’ve just seen you on the television. That’s kind of funny sometimes.
Maisie Williams
By the time May rolls around, I’m probably going to want to spend a month on an island. But if Steven Spielberg or Steven Soderbergh or any number of directors were to say ‘Hey, there’s this role, are you interested?’ I’d be there in a flash
Marg Helgenberger
You have to be on TV a surprisingly long time before you’re stopped on the street. Then, when you are, you get a lot of, ‘Hey, you’re great! What’s your name again?’
Dick Cavett
I’m not the type of guy who goes to members of my team or the other team and says, ‘Hey, I’m awesome,’ because I can improve in so many ways.
Ryan Leaf
With my fighters, there’s no excuses like, ‘Hey, listen, he’s a dumb guy. Came from the mean streets of somewhere. He’s just not all that bright.’ These are educated guys, most of them went to college, they have families, children, etc. These are smart, rational people I’m dealing with.
Dana White
And hey, it’s okay to laugh at yourself sometimes, I do dumb things all the time (haha). But when it get’s too personal, get your tough skin on and stand firm.
Christina Grimmie
Yeah according to my- Hey, are you staring at my chest? -Rose to Adrian
Richelle Mead
If I ever get looks on the street, which, for the record, is almost never, it’s rarely because they think I’m someone they saw in a movie. More often someone sees me and thinks, ‘Hey, was that guy my waiter the other night?’
Patrick Wilson
Hey, rock dude, are you destroying the house? Causing mayhem? Who’s a ferocious gargoyle? Stoney’s a ferocious gargoyle.
Devon Monk
I try to be outraged by things that other people are just very accepting of, as though they’re normal and can’t be changed. A lot of what I write about is, ‘Hey, you know, this stuff is really awful, and it doesn’t need to be, and that’s why it’s so offensive.’ Things should be better.
Matt Taibbi
People always ask us, ‘Hey, is there going to be a ‘Beerfest 2′?’ I don’t know if I have another beer joke in me.
Jay Chandrasekhar
I hate birthdays. It’s so funny, people always come up to me, “Hey! It’s my birthday!” But when it’s my birthday, I don’t want to talk about it, I don’t wanna tell anybody.
Josh Groban
I didn’t have a lot of great jobs. I was a third-shift legal proofreader. I did office work for people where a friend might say, ‘Hey, we need someone,’ in his office, and then I will have a month or two weeks or whatever somewhere. I was – I taught fiction workshops.
Charles Bock
In the ring, if someone hits you too hard, you can only take so many of those, and you have to send back a receipt, meaning ‘Hey, settle down.’ If a guy has a bad night at the office and catches you in the chin, you pop him so he knows what’s going on.
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Eight years ago, I was a waiter, and I didn’t have a pot to piss in. And now…? It’s like I said to my wife: I love the fact that, if I was in a restaurant and Steven Spielberg walked in, I could go up to him and say, ‘Hey, mate, how are you?’ I think that’s pretty amazing, actually.
Nick Frost
Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of crackers.
Bobby H. Barbee, Sr.
I have a fierce eating disorder that has survived even bariatric surgery. I got even fatter after that! Hey, maybe fat people are just trying to get closer to others, did anybody ever that of that?!
Roseanne Barr
The ‘Hey Monday’ songs were always glammed up to be this big production, and I definitely want there to be some bells and whistles like synth or drum loops, but for the most part, I want a simple yet powerful production.
Cassadee Pope
Everything related to ‘SNL,’ that was very sudden – from the time I found out I was joining the cast to the time I could read on a blog that someone watching the show thinks I’m fat, that was about 30 days. That blog part, that could’ve moved a little more slowly. But hey – it’s all material, right?
Casey Wilson
Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, Hey man, I love you this many dollars-worth.
Michael Scott
Vegas to me is a place like Hollywood or New York where you can walk around and people recognize you but it’s like, hey, that’s cool, and then we go on with our lives.
Dusty Hill
I certainly wouldn’t mind if ‘Jurassic Park’ turns out to be commercially successful, and somebody says, ‘Hey, you were in a box-office hit, and if you want to do another movie, we’ll give you five million dollars to make it.’
Laura Dern
I’ve said for many, many years, as long as I can ever remember, when I’m asked, ‘Hey, what do you look for first in a quarterback?’ The first thing I look for is accuracy, because the rest of it doesn’t matter.
Troy Aikman
It may sound kind of brash but you really do have to treat it like just another job. It could be over tomorrow, and if you invest too much of yourself in, ‘Hey I am the show and the show is me,’ you’ll get snapped hard.
Will Sasso
Goal scorers are always sniffing things out, but once they realize ‘hey, if I don’t have the puck I can’t score,’ then you have to be a part of the solution so you can get it back so you can score.
Barry Trotz
Everybody wanted to make it. One guy makes it. In a family when one guy makes it… ‘Hey ain’t you going to help us out?’
Louie Anderson
Michael, if he wants an operation on his nose, plastic surgery, hey, he can do it. It’s his right.
Joe Jackson
Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you.
John Mellencamp
I have great tenants. They’ve all become my friends. They call me and say, ‘Hey Kev, we’ve got a drip!’
Kevin Dillon
If I see somebody that’s doing something good, I tell him, Hey, man, keep doing those things. Those things can make you be a great pro.’
Gerald Green
People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you… I’m like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.
Jeff Foxworthy
I don’t really look at genre. I mean, sometimes you might be playing heavies a lot, and you’re like, ‘Hey, it’d be nice to do a romantic comedy.’
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje
Despite what people think, I was such a rule follower at school. I loved the whole slacker look, like, ‘Hey, I don’t care, whatever,’ but if I didn’t turn my homework in, I would panic.
Kristen Stewart
Pop culture, it’s crazy. There’s all this violence in video games. In ‘Call of Duty,’ people are literally just blowing other people up. Hey, let’s protect your country from your couch while eating your sandwich.
Natasha Leggero
I know all the new phrases: ‘cowabunga,’ ‘radical,’ cat’s pajamas,’ ‘duh,’ and ‘hey, homie don’t play that.
Si Robertson
I don’t want to be someone saying ‘Hey, why don’t you use my boy?’ You can ask Mr. McMahon or anybody. Never once. Cody calls his own shots.
Dusty Rhodes
Hey, girls, you’re beautiful. Don’t look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise.
Gerard Way
People still come up to me and say, ‘Hey, ‘Teen Wolf!’ ‘Teen Wolf Too’ closed a week after it opened. Where did they see it?
Jason Bateman
If you help manufacture an enemy that’s really evil, you can point to the fact that it’s really evil, and say, “Hey, it’s really evil.”
John Cusack
The Lilith Fair thing was Bummer Town – hey, hop aboard the marginalizing train. I guess you had people come out of that and have careers, but I think there was a pretty intense backlash, too.
St. Vincent
If I’m a guy reading a newspaper, and I hear this actor who I know gets great seats at basketball games, and he’s complaining about being typecast, I think, ‘Hey man, count your blessings.’
Peter Falk
Garrett must have sensed I was awake. “Hey Detective,” he said to Uncle Bob, who was now trudging across the grating toward us. “I think we’re losing her. I have no choice but to perform mouth-to-mouth.” “Don’t you dare,” I said, my lids still in lockdown.
Darynda Jones
Hey, I saw this old British movie, all the people spoke so different, you could hardly understand them. But everyone here speaks American as good as you and me. What’s with that?
Max Barry
Even at 10 years old, Jonathan and I started saying things like, ‘Hey, what about this for the property?’ And I remember my parents saying, ‘You’re 10. What do you know about real estate? Go play with toys.’
Drew Scott
I literally will write Shonda Rhimes, the creator of ‘Grey’s,’ an e-mail once a month or so and just say, ‘Hey, I love you and thank you.’ That was my moment. Because of that, I’m doing ‘Magic City.’
Jeffrey Dean Morgan
My apartment is infested with koala bears. It’s the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of koala bears scatter. But I don’t want ’em to, you know, I’m like “Hey, hold on, fellas. Let me hold one of you. And feed you a leaf.”
Mitch Hedberg
When you oppose the shaykh, it’s like the slave who kills himself over a quarrel with his master. ‘Hey, why are you killing yourself over a quarrel?’ He says, ‘So my master will suffer loss.’
Shams Tabrizi
I need a lover that won’t drive me crazy, someone that knows the meaning of hey, hit the highway.
John Mellencamp
Hey birthers, wanna hear my theory? My theory was that Obama was born in America and you were born with the umbilical cord around your neck.
Bill Maher
I have thought about punching people out. Sometimes, I’ve thought, ‘Why don’t I just act on that impulse?’ But then, I’ve never hit anybody in anger. Hey! I’ve never hit anybody for fun.
Alan Alda
If all you’re doing is grinding for the man, it’s going to burden you. Once you say, ‘Hey, I’m grinding for the man, but I’m putting money away, and this is part of my exit strategy,’ you’re working for you.
Jocko Willink
Obviously I know if you’re putting yourself out there, saying, ‘Hey! Listen to my music!,’ with pictures of yourself in the magazines, then people are going to judge you. ‘I hate her music. I hate her hair. I hate her production. I hate her videos.’ Fine: don’t care. That’s the great thing about art: it’s not for everyone.
FKA twigs
Hey, our Founding Fathers wore long hair and powdered wigs – I don’t see anybody trying to look like them today, either… But we do look to them as role models.
Leigh Steinberg
Obstructions on the way to enlightenment, are you kidding? Hey, they crucify people here. You think this is an easy place?
Frederick Lenz
I actually really suck at naming books, so lots of years ago, readers were sending in their ideas for titles, and what we realized is that they were smarter than us. So we thought, Hey, go for it. So now we have a contest every year.
Janet Evanovich
Hey, I’m serious here? Why do you have to ask me how many hits I have?
Adam Dunn
I was thinking about what would it be, what would the characters be like, and it just suddenly dawned on me that, hey, nobody is doing an underseas show. So I started drawing these weird invertebrate animals, various characters like crawfish and starfish and squids and sponge.
Stephen Hillenburg
When I walk down the street in New York, I swear to God, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, ‘Hey, you hockey puck!’
Don Rickles
I’ve never really been on a date, because I’ve been with the same girl since my early twenties, but on our first date, I showed her The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. I was like, “Hey, you’ve got to see this!” And we’ve been together ever since.
Nicolas Winding Refn
The first MLB game I did was a Monday Night game, and no one really knew I was doing it. So walking into the clubhouse, I tried to introduce myself to people like, ‘Hey, I’m in the booth.’ And they were kind of confused, like, ‘You’re a female, I don’t understand.’
Jessica Mendoza
One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!
Si Robertson
I had my battles. I had my times of just being upset and God would show me, ‘Hey, I’m right here, I’ll walk you through this and it doesn’t make sense now but just trust me.’ That’s where faith come in – trust.
Jeremy Camp
At The Verve’s first-ever gig, I said that we were gonna blow this local band off the stage. It was only in the local Wigan paper, and they rang me to ask why I was being so aggressive. I just went, ‘Hey man, it’s like boxing. I’m just trying to sell a ticket.’
Richard Ashcroft
And hey, if I keep loving you, maybe you’ll eventually crack and love me too.
Richelle Mead
The difference between Tinted Windows and Hanson shows is a lot of just repertoire. Hanson has been a band for years – we have a lot of songs to pull from and it’s a different dynamic – a common kind of thread. With Tinted Windows – it’s kind of a little like “hey, we’re this new band.”
Taylor Hanson
Hey, does my stupidity give you the right to bruise a tender heart?” “Yeah, yeah. I’m bruising a heart made of Play-Doh.
Elizabeth Chandler
It’s funny because ‘Felicity’ didn’t have a huge following, but the following it did have is hugely devoted, so people who are fanatics about ‘Felicity’ would run up to me all the time. I’d be at a bar, and someone will go, ‘Hey, were you on Felicity? …’ I loved doing the show.
Ian Gomez
Hey, I’m nothing but honest!
Gillian Jacobs
By the way, my name’s Rose Hathaway. I’m seventeen years old, training to protect and kill vampires, in love with a completely unsuitable guy, and have a best friend whose weird magic could drive her crazy. Hey, no one said high school was easy.
Richelle Mead
There’s not much I dislike more than being addressed as “Hey you” and being poked with a finger.
Charlaine Harris
Gluten-free pasta is not a focus, which I would rather have gluten-free pasta. Hey, if I have to have regular pasta… It is what it is.
Metta World Peace
When he would give you direction, it was not sitting in a chair saying, ‘Hey, babe! Do this and that and the other thing.’ Mr. Sirk would ask, ‘May I speak with you?’ and sit down and say, ‘I think this should be done this way. And how do you feel about it? Do you feel it that way?’
Lana Turner
A big chunk of Western civilization, consciously or otherwise, has given the impression that it’s dying to surrender to somebody, anybody. Reasonably enough, Islam figures: Hey, why not us?
Mark Steyn
I hear it all the time. Walking through an airport or something like that, I still get a random, ‘Hey, I’m a Bills fan. Appreciate ya!’ Stuff like that.
Andy Dalton
A new report reveals that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie spent over $82,000 on food at NFL games. Christie said, ‘Hey, both of those games went into overtime.’
Conan O’Brien
I played soccer growing up, and then high school came along and the football coach came out one day and was like, ‘Hey, do you want to kick for us?’ I was like, ‘Sure, I’ll come out and kick one day.’ I got moved up to varsity and that’s how the story began.
Kyle Brindza
I think we have a long way to go in the entertainment industry, particularly in movies, but I feel like in television, there’s somebody is finally saying, ‘Hey, women have stories to tell, and oddly enough, women want to hear them.’
Miriam Shor
When Hoad and Rosewall were at their best, and I was a youngster, they had no qualms about saying, ‘Hey kid, let’s go and play.’ That helped me to get up the ladder.
Rod Laver
It’s difficult to see my daughters on television and in music videos, and then I get tweets or comments about crushes and, ‘Hey can I date? And hey, I’d be a good son-in-law type.’
Kenny Smith
When we started doing YouTube, the goal was, hey, let’s make stuff that we want to see, that entertains us.
Freddie Wong
Herman Cain answered the Wall Street protesters, and he had a message for these protesters. He said, ‘If you don’t have a job, if you’re not rich, don’t blame Wall Street, don’t blame the banks, blame yourself.’ And a nation of out of work teabaggers said, ‘Yeah! Hey, wait a minute.’
Bill Maher
Hey, I didn’t make a big deal out of Hotel California. The 18 million people that bought it did.
Glenn Frey
While you’re improvising, you may come up with something which will break him up. As soon as that smile comes out, you know that, hey, we’re having fun.
Shelley Berman
Fans in Madison Square Garden are a little bit hipper, but they are more vocal. It’s like, ‘Hey, you work for me, bro. I bought this ticket. Now get out there and entertain me.’
Scott Hall
There are positive and negative thoughts. And, hey, it doesn’t cost you a cent more to think positively .
Angelo Dundee
I love being an example, that, hey, I’m young, I’m a rapper, and the gospel is the power of God for salvation even for me.
Trip Lee
Hey! Jack the Wanker! Over here! I want your autograph!
Maureen Johnson
Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.
Rich Burlew
I really thought I was gonna have a straight gig. But these jazz musicians put their arms around me time and again and said, ‘Hey, young fella, you’re one of us. Come with us.’ That’s a big deal when you’re young and looking for your way in the world.
Kurt Elling
The ‘Hey now’s’ are delivered as people pass me. As I just get near ear range, I hear, ‘Hey now!’ and that’s very funny.
Jeffrey Tambor
Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn’t mean that, I want a refund—
Katie MacAlister
Victoria’s got her secrets. Hey, so do I!
Si Robertson
You have 20 fights, you should know what it takes to get yourself ready. If you don’t feel like you’re ready, you let your coach know ‘hey we need to work on a little bit more of this.’
Derrick Lewis
Ever since they announced that golf would be returning to the Olympics, I thought, ‘Hey, I wanna get myself on the team.’ It has always been my dream.
Lydia Ko
I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you’re out there and you’re cute, maybe you’re beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin’ — there’s more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out.
Frank Zappa
Why can’t you place a blessing like that on us?” I asked. “It only works on wild animals.” “So it would only affect Percy,” Annabeth reasoned. “Hey!” I protested.
Rick Riordan
You know, ‘people like us,’ it involves… it’s everybody who has struggled, you know what I’m saying? Everybody who has… who has had a difficult time getting to where they want to be, and now they can look at us as examples of, ‘Hey, I can do this because they did it and I see it happening. Maybe I can do it, too.’
Kofi Kingston
I remarked to Dennis that easily half the code I was writing in Multics was error recovery code. He said, “We left all that stuff out of Unix. If there’s an error, we have this routine called panic, and when it is called, the machine crashes, and you holler down the hall, ‘Hey, reboot it.'”
Tom Van Vleck
There was a time I desperately needed for the world to know that I was no category guy. My whole goal in life was to reach that certain success where people will say, ‘Hey, that guy can do anything. He’s the Evel Knievel of music. He’s jumping over 15 buses!’
R. Kelly
People come up and say, ‘Hey, I know you!’ They’re middle-aged women and big burly guys. They say, ‘Don’t tell anyone, but I watch Felicity, and I think it’s great.’
Ian Gomez
If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, “Hey – maybe a killer is after you!”
Mitch Hedberg
Sometimes people are like, ‘Hey, you played Dean Thomas!’ and I’m like, ‘Wow, you actually know!’ It kind of shocks me because when I think about movies I love, and if I saw someone who essentially did what I did in Harry Potter, I probably wouldn’t recognize them walking down the street.
Alfred Enoch
Hey, you’ve got the girl, I’ve got the picture. That’s fair, right?
L.A. Weatherly
If anybody felt worse than I did, it was Amos. I had just enough magic to turn myself into a falcon and him into a hamster (hey, I was rushed!)
Rick Riordan
I feel like my life has always been the ‘Hey Look at Me Show.’ I’m not apologetic about that.
Dan Harmon
Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.
Chuck Palahniuk
Hey, it isn’t bad that I look young.
Ashley Tisdale
People always ask me, ‘Hey, what’s Matt Damon like?’ He’s just a dude, just a really good person and one hell of an actor.
Michael Kelly
Hey, Ill be a pretty boy for money.
Brendon Urie
There’s been some people I’ve overheard talking about ‘Mindhunter.’ I’ll lean in and say, ‘Hey, I haven’t seen it yet. Is it any good?’ And they’ll say, ‘Yeah, you should go check it out.’
Cameron Britton
When you listen to a song, it should make you sit up and wonder, ‘Hey, what is this!’ or give you an inexplicable feeling of joy or relate beautifully to the music in you.
Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand? I’m going out to find my woman, caught her messing around with another man.
Jimi Hendrix
When you endorse a Republican, everyone sort of frowns on you. I don’t know why, but hey.
Rick Harrison
I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call “indoorsy”… My wife always brings up, “Camping’s a tradition in my family.” Hey, it was a tradition in everyone’s family ’til we came up with the house.
Jim Gaffigan
Actually, when I saw it in USA Today, I just, Candace Parker was, we were warming up in practice and she was underneath the basket shooting and I just said, ‘Hey Candace! I enjoyed what I read in the paper today about your decision [to stay].’ She just started laughing and I did too. So I haven’t discussed it with her.
Pat Summitt
I have a couple ideas that I’m banging on for a film. It’s strange, you make a movie and, all of a sudden, your agents are calling you and saying, “Hey, I know these guys with some money who are looking to finance something.” You’re like, “Oh, god, now I’ve gotta come up with something really amazing.”
Scott Foley
Just checking up on someone with a, ‘Hey, how are you doing?’ usually means the most to someone. I try my best to regularly check in with friends who are musicians just because I know we go through things where we feel like people only hit us up because they need something from us like a verse or a promo.
Hey man, I gotta straighten my face. This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
David Bowie
I feel we’re at risk that a whole generation of young Israelis, who went to the army, work hard, pay taxes, one day will look around and say, ‘Hey, this country is going nowhere.’
Yair Lapid
Back on shore everyone was pretty messed up, but the owner/captain was by far the worst off. He ended up drunk for a week, though the only thing he ever said was “So?” The boat’s gone. “So?” Your mate’s dead. “So?” Hey at least you’re alive. “So?” An awful word but it does harden you. It hardened me.
Mark Z. Danielewski
I didn’t know I was the first woman to have won three world titles, but hey, that’s awesome!
Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce
My boyfriend – Matt Kaplan – is American, so any time I’m unsure of how to say something, I say, ‘Hey how do you say this?’ and he yells it out.
Claire Holt
Hey, aren’t we forgetting something? (Savitar) Your dignity? (Takeshi) No, you have me confused with you again. Aren’t you supposed to be training him? (Savitar) So you admit my superiority by deflecting my attention to the neophyte. (Takeshi)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Whoever did my mo-cap for Stardust watched my very first entrance and nothing else, because I never did half the stuff ever again, and it’s funny to watch. Well, hey, that’s what they used, so yeah.
Cody Rhodes
I love it when these Internet dudes say to me, ‘Hey man, we just want to be ‘content neutral.’
Harvey Weinstein
When I was younger, my dad was making a music video for a band in Montreal. I was goofing around and being a ham. An agent was there and she was telling me, ‘Hey, do you think you’d want to go out on auditions?’ I was like, ‘Yeah, what’s an audition? Sure, I’ll do it.
Vanessa Lengies
My basic advice to the Chinese with respect to the South China Sea is, ‘Hey, guys, cool it.’
Max Baucus
It doesn’t bother me when someone is totally unaware of anything I’ve ever been in or done and says, ‘Hey, man, I really like your music. I’ve never heard of you.’ That doesn’t bother me at all.
John Corabi
I’m just saying, ‘Hey, throw me a bone. How about a smile, cute t-shirt? Look at me.’ Nothing – unless it’s a turn to their friends to go, ‘Hey, why is that weird guy looking at us?’
Marc Maron
When I was in college going through the draft process my dad was like, ‘Hey Michael Jordan loves your game,’ I’m like dad? This is before social media; this is before any of that so I’m like, ‘Dad, get out of here, there’s no way you can know that Michael Jordan likes my game.’
Jamal Crawford
I haven’t had an alcoholic drink in 22 years, but when I did drink I’d go for either Canadian whisky or Budweiser. Sometimes both. For a long time I used to think “Hey you, get off the floor!” was my name.
Alice Cooper
You know, you can try and plan [filming] as much as you want, but you get there on game day and you get thrown a curve ball, I guess, hey, the game plan goes out the window. You’ve got to adapt.
Michael B. Jordan
Being just an actor, sometimes people are like, “Hey, man, we don’t wanna see you no more, in front of the camera,” and I don’t want that.
Jamie Foxx
Hey, it’s your birthday ?. Sit back, relax and enjoy it ? you’ve earned it! Have a Great One.
Margaret Jones
I’m not targeting government. I’m not saying hey, I’m closing it because I don’t want to give you any data. I’m saying that to protect out customers, we have to encrypt. And a side affect of that is, I don’t have the data.
Tim Cook
Social media forced us to look at the bigger picture. More people are standing up saying, ‘Hey, wait, this is beautiful, too,’ and the fashion industry is listening.
Lauren Wasser
Even to the sage who’s doing Sahaja Samadhi, the great guru, I’d say: “Hey buddy, you know, I like the robes and everything, but remember, you’re only touching infinity. And if you claim to be doing more, I think you’re pretty much in the senses and the body and the mind because infinity is endless.”
Frederick Lenz
I know my age is a little older and some people might say, ‘hey this guy’s an old guy’. But I’m learning every day. I don’t feel like an old guy. I feel like I’m young. I feel like I’m in there just learning so much stuff. I’m just doing a whole lot more different things than I was before.
George Tahdooahnippah
If I’m hanging around too much, my wife and kids say, ‘Hey, why don’t you go downstairs and start a new novel?’
Nick Cave
Don’t run back inside, darlin’, you know just what I’m here for. So you’re scared and you’re thinkin’ we ain’t that young any more…Show a little faith! There’s magic in the night. You ain’t a beauty, but hey, you’re all right.
Bruce Springsteen
When he asked if I would like to try second base, I thought, Hey, get me in the lineup.
Bobby Thomson
My sister pursued acting, and one day, I was like, ‘Hey, I want to do acting, too’ – this was just in commercials – and then one day, I got an audition for my first movie, ‘Smurfs 2,’ and I did it.
Jacob Tremblay
“Hey Jacob!” I felt an unfamiliar surge of enthusiasm at his smile. I realized that I was pleased to see him. This knowledge surprised me. I smiled back, and something clicked silently into place, like two corresponding puzzle pieces. I’d forgotten how much I really liked Jacob Black.
Stephenie Meyer
When man invented fire, he didn’t say, “Hey, let’s cook.” He said, “Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark.
Steven Moffat
Hey, baby, nobody suffers like the poor.
Mickey Rourke
You put this face on television, week in, week out, they’d stop me and they’d say, ‘Hey, Roy, how are you doing?’ They’d know who I was, what I was, what I looked like, and what I did – all from seeing and hearing it at the same time on television.
Roy Clark
You’re lookin’ so good in what’s left of those blue jeans
Drip of honey on the money maker gotta be
The best buzz I’m ever gonna find
Hey, I’m a little drunk on you
And high on summertime
Luke Bryan
He pointed the gun at me. Then he looked up at my hand & tilted his head slightly. – Journey, he said. I had forgotten I was still holding the book. – CГ©line, I said back in a whisper. – I love that book. – I’m only halfway through. – Have you got to the point where — – Hey, kill me, but don’t tell me the end!
Steve Toltz
I don’t really like to drink. I don’t like the way alcohol feels or tastes. On occasion I’ll do it as a social thing, just to kind of go, ‘Hey! I did something with you guys!’
Reggie Watts
Every comedian has a moment in his life when he realizes he’s a little bit different from everyone else. It’s like being the only guy in a movie who sees the ghost. The ghost talks to you and you talk to him. Then you turn to your friend and say, “Hey. Do you see that ghost? And he says, What ghost?”
Chris Rock
You can’t hold back. You can’t think of the subtleties of playing. You just have to get out and really bare it all, and hopefully you don’t fall off the plank. And if you do, hey, pick yourself up, dust yourself down, and start all over again.
Malcolm McDowell
A lot of bands mature, which means they get square; they start delivering messages. Hey, you got a message, use Western Union.
David Lee
Hey, we’ve all been to high school We’ve seen the in-crowds. Most of us have been in the outer crowds, the people who weren’t in. Although I was never in, I was selling records and was very happy.
Bobby Vinton
When I was put in a situation where I’m going there, you have to look at the team and the possibility that hey, we can probably do some good things over there.
Latrell Sprewell
A lot of people say, ‘Hey, God doesn’t have a sense of humor.’ Yes, He does. God has a great sense of humor.
Si Robertson
I spent my first 50 years trying to become known as a writer and the next 30 trying to avoid being famous. I walk down the street or go to a football game and people shout, ‘Hey Andy’. I hate that.
Andy Rooney
I was in awe of my father. His generosity was beyond anything I ever could imagine. The reason I say he’s like Don Corleone is he was always breaking off hundreds. I’d be like, ‘Hey Dad, I’m going to McDonald’s with my friends,’ and he’d just whip out a hundred: ‘Here, go, have fun.’
Maz Jobrani
I think it’s important some people do publicly go ‘Hey, I’m not straight and I’m not gay. I’m somewhere in the middle and that’s ok.’
Joe Lycett
But hey, when you live in Watts, you need a little smack to get by, you know what I mean? You need something soft and comfortable in your life, ’cause you’re not going to get it from what’s around you. And society isn’t going to give it to you.
Jerry Garcia
Hey, I’ve done a lot of other things, but I’m also very aware that when I kick the bucket, the first paragraph will be, ‘The man responsible for ‘Frampton Comes Alive!’ just dropped dead. Frampton Drops Dead! after coming alive all these years.’
Peter Frampton
I’ve always been the locker-room jokester, the fun guy, the guy who keeps it loose and easy. But also, on Sundays, the guy in that huddle jumping up and down, telling guys, ‘Hey, get it going. Let’s go.’ Firing everybody up. So I’m part relaxation therapist and part Red Bull.
Michael Strahan
Donald Trump can say hey, did she [Hillary Clinton] short-circuit when she reset the relationship with Vladimir Putin and now Russia is, according to “The New York Times” article today, Russia is in control in Syria?
Rudy Giuliani
I would tell Vince McMahon, ‘Hey! I’m telling you, I’m going to run this place one day.’ And I think Vince likes to hear that. He knew I was motivated. He knew I was hungry.
Jinder Mahal
I see so many fools in this world that sometimes I could just go home and cry about what people do to themselves Hey, wake up, wake up, look here! Think a minute, think a minute. This is your life! You got, what, ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty, sixty years here, and you gonna be gone.’
J. California Cooper
Go out and make your own speeches. People need you. Go on TV. It can be done. After you speak up a few times, people say, “Hey, we got a crazy man in the community,” and they’ll begin talking to you.
Ray Bradbury
When I came on ‘The West Wing,’ I jumped onto something that was already a steaming locomotive of a hit. It was very exciting for me because I knew, the moment I got the ‘West Wing’ job, ‘Well, hey, so now I’m on a hit show because it already is established and very popular.’
Joshua Malina
You never know what’s going to happen. It’s kind of nice to limit your expectations so when something clicks, you go, ‘Hey, that’s nice. Thank you.’
David Eigenberg
Hey, I fool the camera. I’m a liar, a magician.
Janice Dickinson
Now my son Travis wants to finish all of his schooling online and be a full-time actor. I said, ‘Hey, it’s not all riding bicycles and egging cars and houses. Why don’t you go finish the seventh grade, and we’ll talk about it later.’
Thomas Gibson
I totally understand the promotional aspect of our show and the business end of it. We’re putting something out there that we’re really proud of. It’s not like we’re saying, “Hey, come watch our show,” because it sucks.
Angie Harmon
Hey! My body may be small, but my soul is large. It’s why I wear platforms. So I can reach the top of my soul.
Laini Taylor
I’m kinda not one of those people that likes to put up trophies in my house, because I don’t want my mom to come be like, ‘Hey, you’re full of yourself.’
Thomas Rhett
I had a dream that my dad passed away and that Jesus came into the room and he was basically knocking on my door, saying, ‘Hey, you need to find out more about me.’ So that Sunday morning I ended up going to church, and that’s when I got saved.
Russell Wilson
Hey man! I’m a comedian but I’m not a clown.
I’m proud of most of the stuff I’ve put out and I hope my kids will look at it long after I’m gone and go, “hey, Daddy was cool once!”
Doc Brown
Hey, sexy. Why haven’t you called?” The cooing sound came from behind me, and I glanced back over my shoulder to see a familiar-looking brunette. “Because I’m the asshole who never calls,” I replied with a wink.
Abbi Glines
If you want your rock stars that are completely 100 percent serious about themselves and you want them to pretend like they’re 25, I’m probably not the guy for that. But if you want to come and say, ‘Hey, you know that guy right there, he’s just being himself. I kind of like him for that,’ you know, then that’s me.
Dennis DeYoung
We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .
Phyllis Diller
I get to go to work and FaceTime my friends and family and go, “Hey, I’m just showing you around my spaceship!” It’s great to be able to do that. I’m having a ball!
Arthur Darvill
I challenge myself everywhere, onstage, on the golf course. Hey, isn’t that the point of it all? To keep getting better? Otherwise why do it?
Hal Linden
Love is my religion.
Hey you can take it or leave it, and you don’t have to believe it.
Ziggy Marley
Oh, you need Alan to betray Nick and then you’ll steal Nick’s powers and kill them both,” said Mae. “Great idea. Hey, can i come? I’ll bring a picnic lunch if you promise not to let blood get on the sandwiches.
Sarah Rees Brennan
Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn’t that something? I’m on to cigars now. I’m on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I’m on to that nicotine gum
John Candy
When you think of Gallant’s music and his voice, you don’t automatically think, ‘Oh, Eric Nam would be great a fit’ or ‘Hey! Tablo would be an amazing fit.’
Eric Nam
A lot of people attack music like the Soulja Boy music, but hey man, my kids love that.
Pimp C
Suddenly everything came together in one place. All my likes, everything I actually seemed to have talent for was right there. I said, “Hey, this is it. I can do this really well. I really love to do it.”
George Lucas
When I was nominated for an Oscar and seated next to Martin Scorsese, there was nothing in my mind that made me think, ‘Hey, in three years maybe I’ll make another remake of ‘Punisher.”
Lexi Alexander
I’ve always said that with a lot of the horror franchises that I’ve started, it’s like directing a pilot. I come in, I direct the first movie and all these directors come in and direct all the sequels after me and hey have to kind of retain the look, the tone, and the characters.
James Wan
For most of my life, I’ve been, ‘Hey, I’m not into it, but I respect your right to believe whatever you want’. But as time goes on, weirdly, I’m growing less liberal. I’m more like, ‘No, religion is ruining the world, you need to stop!’
Chris O’Dowd
Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
Tucker Max
When I go back to family reunions everybody goes, ‘Hey cousin! Hey Auntie!’ And I’m like, ‘Okay I don’t know you, I have no idea who you are.’ I am auntie and cousin for so many and even the ones in prison call me collect. And I’ll be like, ‘Which of my family members are giving you this phone number?’
Sherri Shepherd
The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, “Hey, did I leave a penny over there?”
David Spade
Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!
Rodney Dangerfield
Hey, maybe instead of going to college, you should drop out and I could quit my job and we can form an all-girl band with Lane, you know, like Bananarama. We could call it Tangerinarama or Banana-fana-fo-fana-rama…or something.
Daniel Palladino
The report on climate change said that humans are very likely making the planet warmer. To which Hillary Clinton said, ‘Hey, can’t blame me for that one.’
Jay Leno
Hey Nana, do you remember the first time we met? I beleive in things like fate. So I think it was fate.
Ai Yazawa
The kids look at me, ‘Ah, you’re my hero.’ I want to teach those kids. ‘Hey listen, God is my hero. He died on the cross for my sins, and He’s the one. That’s how I wanna live – like Him – and I want you guys to do the same thing.
Albert Pujols
I went from an unemployed actor’s life to doing stand-up comedy, and that was fortuitous. It’s not the usual way the crow flies, going from being in a TV sketch show to playing one of Shakespeare’s finest characters, but, hey, that’s the way it has happened.
Catherine Tate
When Pixar calls and says, ‘Hey, you wanna be in a Pixar movie?’ you don’t do a lot of contemplating!
Larry the Cable Guy
As a business you should probably be examining, hey, is this the type of message we want to send?
Chris Kluwe
I’ve got corporate executives, my bosses… this is true… who will text message me… and say, ‘Hey a, heard you had chemotherapy today, want me to stop by and pick you up something to eat and bring it to you?’ Whose boss does that? My bosses do that.
Stuart Scott
Marco Rubio’s presidential campaign has raised $40 million in the last week. When he heard that, Rubio said, ‘Hey, any chance I can drop out of the race and just keep the 40 million?’
Jimmy Fallon
John Cassavetes wrote A Woman Under the Influence as a play. He said, “Hey, I wrote you a play.” And I said, “Great, let’s read it.” I read it and I said, “John, I couldn’t do this every night and twice on Wednesday and Saturday”.
Gena Rowlands
There’s nothing worse than watching an old wrinkly guy going, ‘Hey, baby.’ You’re like, ‘Dude, that’s lame.’ It’s cool to fall in love and grow old with someone.
Pete Wentz
This life of ours, this is a wonderful life. If you can get through life like this and get away with it, hey that’s great. But it’s very predictable. There’s so many ways you can screw it up.
Paul Castellano
Hey Lord… Whatever I done… Don’t strike me blind for another couple ah minutes.
George Kennedy
I’m not saying that people have to listen to rock music. It’s a great, cool thing and it can really be liberating for a lot of people but, hey, so can Charles Dickens so I’m not going to judge.
Frank Black
Half a league Half a league Half a league onward With a hey-nonny-nonny And a hot cha-cha.
P. G. Wodehouse
Hey, we all have our fear. Mine is bugs and lobsters!
Brooke Burke
I’m super and very openly obsessed with voice-over. ‘In a World…’ was my love letter to the industry of voice-over. And in a way, I sometimes think of it as a 93-minute audition to the voice-over industry to say, ‘Hey. Consider me!’
Lake Bell
Hey, come on, I’ve seen younger faces on money. Money.
Colin Mochrie
One of the biggest inspirations before I started shooting came from my brother, when he texted me and said, ‘Hey, fatty, it’s called ‘The Hunger Games’, not ‘The Eating Games’. So I started working out a lot more and eating a lot less.
Liam Hemsworth
I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards. I erased the all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, “Hey, these records are all blank.”
Steven Wright
All my friends were black and Mexican. I was the only white kid in our group and had to work hard to be accepted. Year after year, we’d breakdance and we all became close and they labeled me “Vanilla” – like “Hey, Vanilla” and they knew I hated it, so of course they kept calling me it.
Vanilla Ice
Created a word game to play with a person you’re fighting with. Silent Treatment. Nothing happens until one of you quietly says, Hey, you hungry?
Dane Cook
I want to do something that people can really say, ‘Hey, man, that was good, I’m proud of you, I’m proud of that.’ ‘Pride’ and ‘Transformers’ and things like that.
Bernie Mac
That is a terrible plan.” “Hiccup’s plans are always t-terrible.” “Hey! You’re still here, aren’t you?
Cressida Cowell
Hey, Effie, watch this!” says Peeta. He tosses his fork over his shoulder and literally licks his plate clean whit his tongue making loud, satisfied sounds. Then he blows a kiss out to her in general and calls, “We miss you, Effie!
Suzanne Collins
That whole thing about, ‘Hey, ex-catchers are the best managers.’ Listen, pitching coaches have some brains, too. Sometimes they’re not all there, but sometimes they are.
Don Cooper
A little warning would’ve been nice. You couldn’t have said, ‘Hey, as part of your training today, I’m going to beat you senseless’?
Julie Kagawa
Donald Trump announced that he’s running for president. During his speech he told the crowd that if elected he would be ‘the greatest jobs president that God ever created.’ Then God said, ‘Hey, don’t drag me into this publicity stunt.’
Jimmy Fallon
I had always looked down on sociology as this arriviste discipline. It didn’t have the noble history of English and history as a subject. But once I had a little exposure to it, I said, ‘Hey, here’s the key. Here’s the key to understanding life and all its forms.’
Tom Wolfe
Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy’s cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.
Rodney Dangerfield
Hey there. Here’s something familiar, a bat. Hope you like it.
Koushun Takami
What’s funny is my mom took me to the theater for the first time when I was six years old, and I was just amazed by it. I just said, ‘Hey Mom, can I do this too?’ And so she signed me up for little theater classes, and I remember my first audition for a play when I was seven years old was for ‘The Thankful Elf.’
Dana Davis
I wish that we did have a magic wand which we could wave and hey presto! Magic! Unfortunately life is not like that.
Desmond Tutu
I’ve been struggling so long with my career that I haven’t been in a position to invite a woman into my life. It would have been like, ‘Hey, come live with me and my two roommates, and let’s make ramen noodles tonight.’
Colin Egglesfield
My first assignment was 12 weeks in Afghanistan. After that, I covered the Indian election for two months. Then I got a phone call saying, ‘Hey, we want you in Brazil,’ and the same happened for Somalia.
Daniel Berehulak
I don’t think I can boast about him. ‘Hey, my dad is a British institution; he’s done all these incredible things and I’m really proud of him.’ There is a certain baggage that comes with that in England.
Rebecca Hall
As a kid, I used to sit there and figure out how to play everybody’s song, and through learning all those songs I learned how to put chords together, and it evolved till I could say, ‘Hey, I just wrote that.’
Scott Storch
A company that pays attention to the family unit is a successful company. We don’t isolate the family. We don’t make rides that say, ‘Hey mom, dad, you go sit on the bench.’
Michael Eisner
Hey, I’m a girl, and we like to play dress-up.
Charlize Theron
Hey, China – a little insight into how we American women think: We’re damn smart and we will willingly respond with emotion when presented with a set of facts.
Trish Regan
I don’t want to be on a soapbox, but I feel like a lot of documentary filmmakers are part of the ancient tradition of writing down notes, of saying, ‘Hey people, hey people!’
Debra Granik
Hey you! Don’t be silly! Put a rubber on your willie!
Madonna Ciccone
Self-expression is a hallmark of an artist, of art, to get something off one’s chest, to sing one’s song. So that element is present in all art. It is the key to even standing up and saying, “Hey, listen to me.” Self-expression can be based on looking at the world and making observations about it.
George Carlin
Contradictions make people feel off. They’ll say, “Hey, you just said this and now this person is doing that, how is that possible?”
Paul Beatty
And if you decide not to read anymore, hey, no problem, because you’re not the one I was waiting for anyway. But if you decide to read on, then guess what? You’re my kind of time being and together we’ll make magic!
Ruth Ozeki
I’m not always smiling when I’m on the golf course. Sometimes, hey, listen, people have regular jobs. You go to them when they’re working, and you catch them not in the best moment either. So I understand how people could perceive me. But come get to know me, and I’m totally a different person.
Brooks Koepka
When you’re nearing 35, going, ‘Hey Dad, I can’t make these payments,’ just isn’t cool.
Eleanor Mondale
I remember going for a drink of water, and one old bloke shouts, ‘Hey you, young lad! Your grandad is under that grass!’ I just turned around to him, gave him the thumbs up and said: ‘Nae problem!’
Jordan Pickford
If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.
Wanda Sykes
I can remember watching other Canadians make their big breakouts and saying, ‘Hey Mom, when is it going to happen for me?’
Bianca Andreescu
It’s about ethical. It’s about leading from the front, and it’s kind of hard to look at people and say hey, listen, we need to cut back or it may cost you more money – if you’re not willing to do the same thing.
Rich Nugent
I was a very private person. I never had an open social media account. So, for me to walk down the street and have people say, ‘Hey, Tan!’ I turn around thinking, ‘Do I know you?’
Tan France
Now we’re in an environment where women are increasingly having a huge impact and adding a lot of value to our industry. And women are celebrated if they raise their hand and say, ‘Hey, you’re missing my value. You’re not recognizing what I’m doing.’
Diane Greene
What does it serve any studio to not reflect the lives of people who are giving you money, who are crying out to you, ‘Hey, please tell our stories.’
Brian Tyree Henry
I’ve been in Iraq, and it never occurred to me to go, ‘Hey, this war is bogus,’ to some guy who’s 24 hours a day trying not to get shot at or blown up.
Henry Rollins
My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, ‘Hey, I’m rich’.
Charles Barkley
Hey, I liked my idea of bringer her along, but you already vetoed that idea, so now I’m resorting to Plan B, which is to interrogate her. And I am really looking forward to it. I used to play a game called interrogation with one of my old girlfriends where we-” “That’s enough.” Cinder raised her hand, silencing him.
Marissa Meyer
I thought that God and rap would never work. I thought that God wasn’t okay with rap. People knew I used to rap, and I went to the Bible studies. Someone said, ‘Hey, you should rap about Jesus.’
For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn’t that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you’re average – hey, let’s get a pizza!
Jay Leno
Nobody wants to sit where I’m sitting and say, ‘Hey, this is the reality. I did two movies, six guest-star spots and I starred in a one-woman show, and I’m not making any money. I’m on TV every day in every country in the world, and I don’t make any money.’
Beth Broderick
Hey bands, you’re all welcome to fly me to some exotic location and I’ll record you there, Y’know that right? You don’t have to come to this God forsaken place. Hope I can visit you all in Australia one of these days that would be hot! We’ll talk again soon.
Jim Diamond
My main focus is to always try to be myself first, and then, hey, if I wear a cool jacket, that’s a bonus.
John Krasinski
From the people who brought you “zero tolerance,” I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solved! Bam! Bam! Everybody down! Hey, how did that deranged loner get a gun into this Gun-Free Zone?
Ann Coulter
Van Morrison is probably, at this point in time, my biggest influence as a vocalist. When we were making our last album I had a vinyl copy of ‘Veedon Fleece’ in the vocal booth in front of me, in the dorky sense. I think there were candles around, which is really tacky, but hey, I needed to channel Van the Man!
Nate Ruess
I never could tell a joke. I just started talking to the audience, and when the drunks would yell, “Hey, when do the broads come on?” I got good at saying, “Relax. Clear your skin up first.” They called me “the insult guy,” but it’s never mean-spirited. I’m just exaggerating everything about us and about life.
Don Rickles
Hey, you want to hear my philosophy of life? Do it to him before he does it to you.
Budd Schulberg
Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn’t shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive.
Charles Barkley
I never thought I would meet Mariah Carey, but I really never thought I’d be introduced to her by Whitney Houston. She’s like, “Hey, baby, this is Mariah.” I’m like, “I know. I’m Darren. I don’t know what I’m doing here.”
Darren Criss
Well, everyone, welcome to Shark Week. Oh that’s on CBS and there’s been a lot of cutbacks, so it’s just Friday night for a couple of minutes. And we don’t have any sharks, just an immigrant with a puppet. Hey, but it’s a start!
Craig Ferguson
No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, ‘Hey, man, women are crazy,’ you’ve got a friend.
Chris Rock
Hey, a disclaimer about me: I’m rude.
Mindy Kaling
You ever get a postcard, you get so excited you don’t even read it! “Hey I got a – who cares.”
Jim Gaffigan
And the first thing we have to do is vote. Hey, no, not just once in a while. Not just when my husband or somebody you like is on the ballot. But in every election at every level, all of the time.
Michelle Obama
It’s tough now to meet a girl who wants to hang out with you because she likes your personality – who hasn’t seen you on TV and is like, ‘Hey!’
Shaun White
People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves? May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps… sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?
Bill Hicks
There’s a huge crowd out there that basically will go nuts recommending to every coach on the planet, “Hey, coach, I’ve been playing with the analytics. I think you should do X, Y, and Z.”
Steve Ballmer
Hey! Shouts Camel. There ain’t no woman in the world worth two bottles of whiskey!
Sara Gruen
In the ’70s, with movies like ‘Little Big Man,’ westerns began to have a little different flavor, and I think casting people and filmmakers began to realize, ‘Hey, maybe we can get a little more authentic in terms of who we cast here.’ That kind of opened up the gates.
Wes Studi
Hey, this is it—right now!—the time when you find out who you are and what you can do. And how will you ever know if you don’t try new stuff?
Jerry Spinelli
Love came when you weren’t looking, except in the case of millions who found mates on Match.com, but, hey. It sounded good.
Kristan Higgins
I showed everyone the medal and they said, ‘Ooh, I can’t believe how heavy it is,’ Sometimes they were more interested in the medal than in me. I was like, ‘Hey, what about me?’
Sarah Hughes
I’m terrible on the phone. I just text my friends and family and say, ‘Hey, I’m in town.’
Michelle Yeoh
Hey, Mikey? You get her hurt and I’ll end you.” “You let anything happen to Eve and I’ll do the same,” Michael said. He’d just finished kissing Eve, too. “While you’re at it, don’t get yourself killed, either, bro.” “Ditto. And don’t kiss me.
Rachel Caine
Hey, I’m just trying to become the Michael Caine/Gene Hackman of my generation.
John C. Reilly
I can be strong for everybody except myself. I can tell somebody, ‘Hey, keep it together’, but I can’t take my own advice.
Angie Stone
I think I’ve always had a 40-year-old body, and now that I’m actually there I’m like, ‘Hey, pretty good, huh?’
Felicity Huffman
With the success of the last three or so years, when a lot of people start treating you differently, there’s a danger that you may start to think of yourself differently. You rely on your friends to say, ‘Hey, wake up!
David Schwimmer
Thanksgiving. It’s like we didn’t even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ ‘But we do that every day!’ ‘Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?’
Jim Gaffigan
How can you do the moonwalk and ask a woman to dance? Hey baby lets dance… cya later!
Eddie Murphy
I was living in my truck, bouncing in bars – a 20-year-old kid trying to break up all these red neck fights. But hey, I did what I had to do to survive.
The Undertaker
The hardcore fans have hung with us because they go, ‘Hey, they don’t disappoint.’ And we stick to that style.
Angus Young
I’ve always wondered what it would be like if somebody from outer space landed with three heads. Then all of a sudden everybody else wouldn’t look so bad, huh? Well, OK you’re a little different from me but, hey, ya got one head.
Cyndi Lauper
People go, ‘Hey, did you do anything special for the Super Bowl?’ Well no, I like to think I do the same amount of work every week getting ready for a game.
Phil Simms
I told everyone I would never be an actor. People used to tell me, ‘Hey, you got a good look. You should try.’ And I was like, ‘Nah. That’s not me.’ And then, the moment I tried it, I found I loved it more than anything in the world, and that taught me a lesson. That is, just go for it.
Terry Crews
Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don’t be silly. Even if I didn’t use it in the house?
Bill Watterson
I’ve heard, ‘May the Force be with you’ about as many times as, ‘Hey, how you doing?’
Freddie Prinze, Jr.
Do you know what it is sir? Do you know what the Dance Dance Revolution is? It’s not an actual revolution, so you don’t have to worry about that. It’s not like a bunch of Asians are going to knock on your door ‘Hey! Start dancing!’
Russell Peters
Hey, I’m for love, not war. How about we have a beer?
Mel Gibson
In an unlikely pairing, Hillary Clinton made an appearance this week with Newt Gingrich to push a health care plan. The press is making a big deal out this thing with Newt but, hey, if anyone knows how to appear in public with a man she can’t stand, it’s Hillary.
Jay Leno
What was new was the fact that, despite my heart doing its fight-or-flight, help-we’re-prey-and-HEY-STUPID-THAT’S-A-VAMPIRE number, I was glad to see him. Ridiculous but true. Scary but true.
Robin McKinley
I always figure hey, look, I’m not a rock star, I’m an actor. I’m somebody who’s meant to be other people and I’m not meant to be here representing myself. I’m happier when I’m presenting myself as other characters.
Christian Bale
Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.
Si Robertson
I think every guy that’s dated a girl or hasn’t been straightaway into a relationship has had that ‘so…’ moment where a girl is like, ‘Hey what are you doing?’
Michael B. Jordan
God,” I moaned. “Do they use that stuff as rocket fuel?” “No one made you keep drinking it.” “Hey, don’t get preachy. Besides, I had to be polite.” “Sure,” she said.
Richelle Mead
Hey man! Get away from me!
Mickey Mantle
Show a little faith there is magic in the night. You ain’t a beauty, but hey you’re alright, and that’s alright with me.
Bruce Springsteen
I want to go and fight the best guys in the world and show people I’m the best. And hey, if something doesn’t go my way – I don’t think that’s gonna happen. I realize that’s a possibility in competition, and that’s what happens.
Ben Askren
Medicaid is one of the rare times where Democratic governors are saying, “Hey, states’ rights.” We don’t want the federal government coming in and telling us how to do our environmental remediation or how we’re going to do our healthcare.
John Hickenlooper
When I first started designing, all women were dressed like men, and I said, ‘Hey, guys, let’s be women, put the two together – it’s not either/or. Let’s celebrate our bodies. Our bodies are different.’
Donna Karan
You know you have a gambling problem when it’s 4 A.M. at the Mirage Sports Book and you’re walking around going, ‘Hey you get the lacrosse scores?’
Artie Lange
I always say, ‘Hey, I’m in Metallica, but I wasn’t on the Black Album.’
Robert Trujillo
I’ve had statements made – ‘Who in the heck wants to hear a 60-year-old singer?’ That statement was made – it’s disheartening, you know, because you say, ‘Well, hey, why should a guy feel like that about it?’
Jimmy Scott
The thing that got me started on Twitter was just basically pressure from management and the record company saying, ‘Hey, this is what all the other artists are doing. You need to be doing it also.’ I didn’t really have a clue what is was.
Blake Shelton
Once you prove yourself, that you’re a utility player, they’re going to contact you and say, hey, yeah, we need you for a film next Thursday at Fox or Sony or whatever. You kind of get a reputation.
Bob Bergen
The weird thing about the subway is no one looks at each other. So I play the O2 in London. It’s a 20,000 capacity venue, and then I’ll take the subway to my gig, and everyone’s going to my gig, and no one looks at you. If anyone does, they say, ‘Hey, you look exactly like James Blunt, only smaller.’
James Blunt
Hey, I know it’s Monday, but it’s also a new day, a new week and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.
Michael Ealy
People – I hate to use the word ‘fans’ – are very respectful. It’s not like I’m some pop idol or big movie star. I’m very approachable, and I love the people who enjoy me, because they react like they’ve run into a friend. Usually, it’s like, ‘Hey, Wanda! How ya’ doing?’
Wanda Sykes
As a man, you think, ‘Hey, man, I want to be like Bond or Tintin.’
Rhys Darby
Each succeeding generation of Gods follow the example of the preceding ones: each generation have their wives, who raise up from the fruit of their loins immortal spirits: when their families become numerous, they organize new worlds for them. [T]hey place their families upon the same.
Orson Pratt
They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn’t handle Si Robertson. Trust me.
Si Robertson
What gave it away? When she loaded me bound and gagged into the back of her truck? Or when she actually said. “I’m ready to kill you and throw your body inn the swamp? “Hey for a while there, it looked like you were going to talk your way out of it. I didn’t want to interfere.
Kelley Armstrong
We want to show people in the U.S. and Europe that hey, here in Southeast Asia, we have so much artists brimming with talent and so deserving. We needed to tap into that so that the West can take notice and sign them up, too.
hey. I just wanted to make sure you got home,” I say. “Katniss, I live three houses away from you,” he says.
Suzanne Collins
A rugby tour is like sex. When its good it’s great, and when it’s bad – hey! It’s still pretty good!
Peter FitzSimons
Anarchy would be a world that nobody felt responsible for, that nobody felt any sort of love for. When there’s real intelligence happening, when there’s real love happening, there’s a sense of responsibility: Hey, we’ve got to take care of this place and each other.
Ed Kowalczyk
A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, ‘Hey, look at me, I’m an idiot.’
Dennis Miller
I was pleasantly surprised after the book came out. It was like, hey, the home team put down a nice score.
Rocco DiSpirito
‘Saturday Night Live’ is a very particular beast. What it celebrates are individuals who can stand out. I did good work there, but going onstage and saying, ‘Hey! Hey! Look at me! Aren’t I funny?’ – that just wasn’t my instinct.
Chris Parnell
At the end of the day, Democrats go out and appeal to 30 percent of the far left; Republicans go out and appeal to 30 percent of the far right. Hey, there’s a big middle ground here that’s not represented. I think that, Bill Weld and myself, I think the Libertarian Party really occupies that ground.
Gary Johnson
What’s a mediator you ask? Oh, a person who acts as a liason between the living and the dead. Hey, wait a minute…what’re you doing with that strait jacket?-Suze Simon’s imagination
Meg Cabot
When I speak to kids I tell them, ‘Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they’re going to get smarter as you get older.’
Charles Barkley
I feel like I am a lot of who I am because I watched these shows that said it was okay to be a total weirdo. Shows like ‘Pete and Pete,’ ‘Hey, Dude,’ ‘Salute Your Shorts’ – that’s what I grew up with.
Mae Whitman
I think that if you run a big company, you’ve got to, four or five times a year, just say, ‘Hey team, look, here’s where we’re going.’ If you do it 10 times, nobody wants to work for you. If you do it zero times, you have anarchy.
Jeffrey R. Immelt
Acting is a cruel enough business. One minute everyones going Hey! and the next theyre going Who?. You certainly dont need people knowing your private business, especially if you want to come out with your head still attached.
Jack Davenport
The Water Babies “Young and Old” When all the world is young, lad, And all the trees are green; And every goose a swan, lad, And every lass a queen; Then hey for boot and horse, lad, And round the world away: Young blood must have its course, lad, And every dog his day.
Charles Kingsley
“Jerks,” I muttered. Then I brightened. “Oh, hey. Doughnuts.”
Richelle Mead
When David Fincher called me up a few years ago and said, ‘Hey, I’d like you to score this film ‘The Social Network,’ I said, ‘I’m flattered, but I really don’t have any real experience scoring films, and I’d rather not screw it up on a high-profile project. And I like you and I don’t want to compromise our friendship.’
Trent Reznor
Hey, we have obligations. We all work for a living now.
Michael Irvin
Alcohol whipped me. Alcohol and I had many, many marvelous times together. We laughed, we talked, we danced at the party together; then one day I woke up and the band had gone home and I was lying in the broken glass with a shirt full of puke and I said, ‘Hey, man, the ball game’s up’.
Harry Crews
There have been a couple of times when kids that weren’t nice to me in high school are like, ‘Hey, man!’ And I’m just like, ‘Yeah. Thank you very much.’
Pete Davidson
Hey, Cunningham – Andy Warhol called. You’re at 14:55 and we’re tickin’ big-time here, Chachi.
Dennis Miller
Hey, over the years you learn to forget things.
John Roseboro
The difference between Tinted Windows and Hanson shows is a lot of just repertoire. Hanson has been a band for years – we have a lot of songs to pull from and it’s a different dynamic – a common kind of thread. With Tinted Windows – it’s kind of a little like ‘hey, we’re this new band.’
Taylor Hanson
Hey, its not much of a closet is it?” “No. Its not. I don’t like closets. Life’s to short to spend hiding in the dark.
Josh Lanyon
What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, ‘Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, and you could dunk it in the toilet.’
Jim Gaffigan
My friend died. (Astrid) Died how? (Zarek) Mmm, he had parvo. (Astrid) Isn’t that a dog’s disease? (Zarek) Yes. It was tragic. (Astrid) Hey! I resent that. (Sasha) Behave or I will give you parvo. (Astrid)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
‘Twilight’ has been a great opportunity, and it’s been great fun. Hey, if I’m 50, and someone still wants an autograph for ‘Twilight,’ OK, cool.
Christian Serratos
My mother gave me an understanding that as good as you think you are, you’re not so great. There’s always room for improvement. The reality is when people don’t have someone to give them a sense of guidance, and say, “Hey, man, that’s not happening,” it’s really hard.
Stevie Wonder
Climate change is a real deal. So, hey deniers – cut it out, and let’s get to work.
Bill Nye
Just relax. When I was younger, I made myself the victim of catastrophic thinking. Anything that went wrong was the end of the world. But as I’ve gotten older, I’ve learned to stop myself and say, ‘Hey babe, calm down. Tomorrow there will be sun.’
Gabourey Sidibe
Hey! Sorry, lady, but nobody’s staking anybody at this party! I hung a disco ball for this.
Rachel Caine
More and more people are finding out the benefits of it – hemp and marijuana. The more they delve into it and research it, the more they realize, Hey wait a minute, we should give this another look.
Willie Nelson
I saw that Donald Trump is selling his penthouse suite at the Trump Park Avenue building here in New York City for $21 million. When asked why he’s selling it now, Trump said ‘Hey, Americans seem to be buying everything else I’m selling, so why not strike while the iron’s hot.’
Jimmy Fallon
People want sex education out of the schools. They believe sex education causes promiscuity. Hey, I took algebra, but I never do math.
Elayne Boosler
I’m going to make a movie about ‘Hey Girl.’
Ryan Gosling
Herman Cain was unaware that China is a nuclear power. And I said to myself, ‘Hey, Herman, how about making an unwanted advance on a history book?’
David Letterman
Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?
Colin Mochrie
I think that some of the earliest ideas in the modern period were actually from astronomy. You look at Galileo: He goes up and points his telescope up at Jupiter and finds out, hey, Jupiter has these moons.
Trevor Paglen
It’s like, hey, some people cook for a living, and some people milk cows. I write songs.
Scott Weiland
To the fans, it does not matter a damn how you are. You are seen as the footballer, the idol, so no one thinks to stop and ask you, ‘Hey, how are you?’
Gianluigi Buffon
I’m not the type of guy to go out and just say, ‘Hey, I’m raising my fist to do this and do that.’ I don’t think I’m that type of guy. I wasn’t a leader the way other people may have wanted me to be.
Willie Mays
When you start organizing a person’s vitamins in the morning because you love them. “Hey, don’t forget to take your vitamin C.” That’s love.
Matthew Moy
Hey Mason, wipe that drool off you face. If you’re going to think about me naked, do it on your own time. -Rose to Mason
Richelle Mead
What a cute man! Hey, I may be pregnant, but I can still see!
Marie Osmond
I avoided the spotlight when I was a kid. I always knew, ‘Hey, it wasn’t me. I didn’t do anything.’ If there was a camera around, I hid from it.
Donald Trump, Jr.
I’m not Ben Askren or a lot of these fighters. I’ve never called a reporter like, hey, I want to be on your show, book me, you know?
Jorge Masvidal
It was kind of like an agreement, I guess you can say. It was like, ‘Hey, bro, you want to be on Team USA?’ And I was like, ‘Yeah.’ Who would say no to that? It was kind of like, ‘Dang, I really get to play for my country. I get to represent and just go out there and have fun.’
Bam Adebayo
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, ‘Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours.’ He said, ‘Yes, but not in a row.’
Steven Wright
My wife tells me one day, ‘I think you love baseball more than me.’ I say, ‘Well, I guess that’s true, but hey, I love you more than football and hockey.’
Tommy Lasorda
It’s about making small changes at first and adding foods to your diet before you take any away; start with one extra vegetable or fruit at every meal, and hey, presto, that’s 21 portions a week.
Ella Woodward
It’s one thing to sit back and say, ‘Hey let’s play a club, that will be great,’ but then you get there and say, ‘Hey wait, this is the dressing room? Where’s my dressing room?’
Trent Reznor
So when you do board, the first class people, they’re sitting there. A lot of them are working as your boarding. They have computers out and calculators. They’re looking up at you like, Hey, we’re making money right now!
Brian Regan
Hey, when I said work fast, I didn’t mean your friend, I meant the maid.
Groucho Marx
With a chance to make it good somehow, hey, what else can we do now? Except roll down the window, and let the wind blow back your hair.
Bruce Springsteen
Every time I see a bluebird, I say, well, hey, all this hard work is all worth while.
Bill Vaughan
Everybody asks me, ‘Hey, what’s your most memorable fight?’ For me, it’s definitely the Matt Brown fight.
Stephen Thompson
AT&T is now offering a new service that allows you to pay your bills through your TV screen by using your remote control. So instead of saying, “The check’s in the mail,” people are going to say, “Hey, I wanted to pay, but I couldn’t find the remote.”
Jay Leno
I’m big on story structure. I studied with John Truby, who mapped out story by means of moral wants and needs, and that’s what I do. Hey, so does John Irving.
Caroline Leavitt
What first got me involved in politics was being 14, and a youth organizer comes to my house with a van full of 14 year old girls. “Hey, you want to go to the beach with us? But first we’re going to go support the cannery workers’ strike in Watsonville.”
Boots Riley
Jackass millionaires, hey, hey, Hollywood, here we come.
Brad Paisley
Acting is a cruel enough business. One minute everyone’s going ‘Hey!’ and the next they’re going ‘Who?’. You certainly don’t need people knowing your private business, especially if you want to come out with your head still attached.
Jack Davenport
The joke I wanted to put into one of the promos for this new season, was to have a guy come up to me and say, Hey! Tony! I love your show, I’ve watched you every night since you started! And then I’d say, Ah! You’re the one!
Tony Danza
Hey, Macey, sorry to drop in but Cammie just had to be alone with me. You know how she gets.
Ally Carter
If by how you dress, you are saying to guys, “Hey, look at my body,” why would a guy want to get to know you?
Jason Evert
Ah, man. (Talon) What? (Wulf) Friggin’ Fabio alert. (Talon) Hey, you’re not too far from the mark either, blondie. (Wulf) Bite me, Viking. (Talon)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
I don’t know if I ever realized, initially, that I didn’t tic when I was so focused on my acting. I think it was after I had already done it a few years, when I went, ‘Hey, interesting that this happens.’
Dash Mihok
‘Rosemary’s Baby’ is one of my all-time favorite books. I love that it just ends with, you know, ‘Hey, the devil’s in the world, and guess what? Mom kind of likes him!’ And that’s the end.
Gillian Flynn
Everyone has all different experiences in school. I just know that throughout my life, at no time did any teacher ever point to me and say, hey. He’ll go far.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
I’m not a guy who can go in and go, “Hey, are we doing right or wrong?” I just do it. And whatever it is, it is.
Eric Church
‘Pootie Tang’ may be raw and slovenly – hey, it often is raw and slovenly – but it succeeds as a laugh getter because of the spot-on satirical notes. You might say that the movie walks it like it talks it; I’m not sure what Pootie would say.
Elvis Mitchell
We’re baseball players. We don’t need guys telling us, ‘Hey, you need to hurry. Hey, you need to do this. Hey, you need to step up.’ We are professionals, we can do that without anybody telling us. I’m OK with it, but we need to do it on our own.
Bengie Molina
I’m going to talk to her.” “And how’s that going to go? You’re just going to walk up to her and say, ‘Hey, I know you’ve never seen me before, but I’m your dad. Oh, and guess what? You’ve won the evolutionary lottery: You’re a vampire. Let’s go to Disneyland!
J.R. Ward
We learned a verse of this and that and we were having fun with the songs. Tommy would make up stories to go along with them and I would yell at him, ‘Hey, stupid, that’s not right,’ and he was like a silly kid trying to impress.
Dick Smothers
I loved wrestling, and I wanted to go out and entertain people and all that stuff, so I get trained, and when they decided, ‘Hey, you’re ready for a match, and you’ve got to start thinking about a character,’ I was thinking this guy and this guy, and they go, ‘No, no, no – you’re a Muslim. You’ve got to be a bad guy.’
Mustafa Ali
Hey Rid?” She stopped and turned to look at him, almost ruefully. Like she couldn’t help what she was any more then a shark could help being a shark, but if she could… “Yeah, Shrinky Dink?” “You’re not all bad.” She looked right at him and almost smiled. “You know what they say. Maybe I’m just drawn that way.
Kami Garcia
Hey ‘Bachelor,’ take notes! Trusting one another and sharing a journey to health leads to lasting relationships!
Alison Sweeney
Every song that is a Hopsin song, I 100 percent made it. Nobody helped me. There was no producer to say, ‘Hey, put the beat like this… ‘ It was all me. If the song was wack, then the song was wack. If it’s dope, it is what it is.
One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you’re in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you’re not it does just the opposite. It’s like, ‘Hey, there’s an asshole.’
Demetri Martin
Part of the problem in politics is that people only look at the next four to eight years: kick the can down the road and say, ‘Hey, it’s the next person’s problem.’
Michael Nutter
You tell me I play like a man, and I’ll tell you, ‘Hey, thanks.’
Diana Taurasi
It definitely wasn’t like, ‘Hey, I’m going to steal that, and nobody’s going to know.’ The original ‘T.R.O.Y.’ came out in 1992, and it was like a 20th anniversary kind of thing. All of those intentions were there for it to be resurrecting a classic for a new generation. I tried to honor it.
Lupe Fiasco
Any therapist can give you the expertise of their education, but we all know there’s that person in our lives that’s been like, ‘Hey, one time I did this thing,’ and that will stay with you for so much longer than the stuff that probably should, because it’s from direct experience.
Karen Kilgariff
Hey fellas! This is what you work all off season for. This is why you lift all them weights! This is why you do all that!
Bill Parcells
I used to think 40 was old. Now I think, ‘Hey, 40’s hot!’
Tracee Ellis Ross
Before I look stupid and not know what a word means or how to pronounce it, I’ll stop the whole production, “Hey, real quick, guys. Define this word for me. Somebody.”
Kevin Hart
A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how’d you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room, and I got started!
Rodney Dangerfield
Hey G-Town Gal: turn your underwear inside out! Then u only have to do laundry every 2 weeks—saves on detergent & trips to Laundromat!
Patricia Heaton
As a child, because manga was always around and I was reading it, I naturally thought, ‘Hey, I’d like to draw manga – I’d like to be a manga author!’
Natsuki Takaya
You learn from mistakes, you learn from losses, but this game doesn’t put something on me where it’s, ‘Hey, I’ve finally done it. This was a big game. We won it and we have to move on.’
LeBron James
People ask me, ‘Did you always want to be on SNL?’ No, actually, it never crossed my mind. It didn’t even seem possible. It would’ve been like saying, ‘Hey, do you wanna go to the moon?’
Bill Hader
Find an organization, shoot them an email, call them up, find them on Facebook and say “Hey, I want to volunteer.” And that first step could lead to a whole life of engagement. It could be a pretty exciting ride.
Avi Lewis
Dumb luck brought on the move from business to acting. I had moved to New York when I was 23, in the year 2000. On a lark, I went to audition for a soap opera. I thought, ‘Hey, this will be a really fun story to tell my grandkids one day, that I auditioned for a soap!’
Teddy Sears
We recognize that there have been acts in the past that are Asian or Korean who tried to go, ‘Hey, I’m a huge star in Korea, I’m a huge star in Asia so you guys need to respect me for being a huge star there.’ But I don’t know. As much as we may be big, we have to be very humble and start from the ground up in the States.
Eric Nam
My father looked like he was having a stroke— not that Mel seemed to notice because he just kept talking. “Patrick needs a ride. No car, you know, and so I figured, hey, I can pick up some gas money.” He laughed. No one else did, and now Patrick looked like he was trying to push himself inside the door and hide.
Elizabeth Scott
I’ll tell you right now, man, if WWE was to call me and say, ‘Hey, Book, we want you to do a match with ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin,’ I’d do it!
Booker T
I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I want to move around. In fact, it’s hard for me to write a joke where I don’t end up on the ground for some reason. Hey, at least that way, I know no comics will steal my jokes. Too many bruises.
Chris D’Elia
I try to be open with everybody, try to make everybody feel welcome and make them feel like, hey, I’m an easy person to talk to, get along with.
Adrian Peterson
My brain goes very easily into the darkness. It always has. There are people who like to see what’s under the rock and people who don’t, and for some reason I’ve always been one of those to say, ‘Hey, let’s flip over that rock.’
Gillian Flynn
You know you can be having a bad day and someone will walk by and say: ‘Hey, I love you, Will.’ That really cheers you up. That’s a really lovely thing.
Will Ferrell
Before Clary could respond, Jace’s eyes slid open. He looked up at the warlock, dazzled and dizzy. “What are you doing here?” Magnus grinned down at Jace, and his teeth sparkled like sharpened diamonds. “Hey roommate,” he said. -pg. 128-
Cassandra Clare
At the time, there was a great disagreement over ‘The Wild and the Innocent,’ and I was asked to record the entire album over again with studio musicians. And I said I wouldn’t do it, and they basically said, ‘Well hey, look, it’s going to go in the trash can.’ That’s the record business, you know.
Bruce Springsteen
If you’re really satisfied with your position on something, you just say, ‘Hey;’ you just very calmly present something.
Clint Eastwood
Hey, it’s a miracle to have a career in Hollywood. But it doesn’t begin to sum me up.
Mary Steenburgen
It’s a lot harder for an author that’s unpublished to say, ‘Hey, here’s a new book.’ There’s nothing of theirs to read, so you don’t know what it’s going to be like. Kickstarter is great, but you also have to put your work out there whenever you can so you can build a reputation.
Ryan North
I’m interested in things when I don’t know what they are. Like “Hey, Ray, what the hell is this?” Oh, that’s lipstick from the 1700s, that’s dog food from the turn of the century, that’s a hat from World War II. I’m interested in the minutiae of things. Oddities.
Tom Waits
I remember as a boy when the conversation on civil rights was won in the South. I remember a time when one of my friends made a racist joke and another said, ‘Hey man, we don’t go for that anymore.’
Al Gore
I’d love to say something heroic. I’d love to say we made history. But basically it was a bunch of guys parked around the Bay there, and somebody grabbed a board and went surfing, and it looked so good the rest of us guys said, ‘Hey, we got to get in on this.’
Greg Noll
Why doesn’t my stupid brain understand that I always wanted to be you? No you; no,no..you.Hey,you! now what are you smiling at.
Gopichand Lagadapati
I tried something when my career was really struggling: reaching out to people, to filmmakers I wanted to work with. I genuinely wrote a letter to Clint Eastwood saying, “Hey man, I’m a fan and I would be an extra in your movie.”
Josh Lucas
You owe dough? You ain’t give up that cheese? Hey…
Sooner or later, you’ll Pay, Pal (no eBay).
Joell Ortiz
What I love about the TED is that it’s not, ‘Hey, take this check and enjoy.’ It’s, ‘Do something with this, and we’ll help you.’ I think that’s the most beautiful prize I’ve ever heard of.
If you’re a young artist, wondering what to call yourself, consider ‘multimedia artist.’ It’s so vague. Then, no one can say, ‘Hey, how come you’re a jazz person, and you’re making a pop opera?
Laurie Anderson
Patriotism is (like) loving your family whether it is good or bad, while always striving to make it better. Nationalism simply insists ‘Hey my family is the best’.
Peter Jennings
Um, Dr. Alexander, there’s a couple out here who say they’re related to you. They…um…they’re biker people. (Nurse) Hey, Julian. Tell Attila the Hun here that we’re okay so we can come and ooh and aah over the babies. (Eros)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
My wife gets asked all the time, ‘Ugh, how can you be married to that guy?’ She’s like, ‘Hey, he’s not yelling and screaming at me!’
Steve Wilkos
One of the perks is when John Mayer calls you up and tells you, ‘Hey, buddy, I just bought a ranch in Montana. When are you gonna come by? When are we gonna hang out?’ It’s just not something I ever expected to happen.
Corey Harrison
“You’re a stubborn, ill-trained horse.” she said. The horse snorted and walked towards the North Road of his own volition. ”Hey!” Karigan pulled back on the reins. “Whoa. Who do you think is in charge here?”
Kristen Britain
A lot of kids are broken, and it’s hard for them to believe in anything. But you have to have an imaginative mind and tell yourself, ‘Hey, I can do whatever I want to.’
Torii Hunter
With acting, I get to escape into this character and embody it. With music it’s like, “Hey guys, this is my diary, here’s all my feelings.”
Taryn Manning
I like parties, but I don’t like piГ±atas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there’s a donkey with some pizzazz. Let’s kick its ass.
Demetri Martin
Hey, I was raised in the church.
Cheech Marin
It’s like, if you sign a guy you know is a punk and a jerk, you can’t complain like, ‘Hey, the punk jerk is acting like a punk jerk!’
Dave Portnoy
I think anyone in New York City could look at Luke Cage and say, ‘Hey, this guy could help me out.’ I don’t want him to just seem like a relevant hero for only black people.
Mike Colter
Jesse: ” Hey Rose, welcome back. Still breaking hearts?” Rose: ” Are you volunteering?
Richelle Mead
The process of introducing people to new music is amazing. It’s a gift. One of the best parts of any day is when someone says, ‘Hey, check out this new band…’
Mark Hoppus
Every time I walk by a spy shop, I think that I need to put some surveillance on somebody. Rick’s been acting fishy! I need to buy a safe that looks like a Spray ‘N Wash can. “Hey, Mitch, can I use the Spray ‘N Wash?” “Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt with documents!”
Mitch Hedberg
I believe teenagers are God’s revenge on mankind. It’s like He said, ‘Hey let’s see how they like it to create something in their own image that denies their existence.’
Jeff Allen
There’s no better feeling in the world than when I walk in a pub, or a nightclub or a bar or a supermarket, anywhere, and you see people out the corner of your eye and they’re going, ‘Hey, there’s Ricky Hatton. Isn’t he a good lad, coming for a pint with us in here?’ It makes you feel proud.
Ricky Hatton
I’m always going to feel like the underdog. I feel like that’s the kind of mind-set I want to have and if I do lose that mind-set, I want somebody to slap me in the face and say, ‘Hey, pick it up and get back to the roots.’
Adam Thielen
A majority of my YouTube friends I’ve made because I made a trip down to California and literally tweeted them saying, ‘Hey! Come over – let’s shoot something!’ And then two strangers will just meet up, talk, and shoot something.
Lilly Singh
I can’t take ‘The Room’ and show it to an agent and say, ‘Hey man, cast me in something.’ It’s an alien film.
Greg Sestero
Facebook, from what I can tell, is the virtual equivalent of dropping into the homes of several million people, all of whom say at the same time: ‘Hey! Let’s set up the slide projector!’
Linwood Barclay
If you go and stop people at a supermarket and ask them for their receipt and say, ‘Hey how much did you just spend?’ middle class shoppers have no idea. The poor know what they just spent.
Sendhil Mullainathan
When people see a talented girl, it calls to mind the very rare breed of women who have managed to succeed. If I were a dude with the exact same voice, band and songs, I doubt they’d compare me to Sheryl Crow. But hey, I’m not complaining. Big fish, small pond.
Grace Potter
I’m of the mindset that most people who have kids are, which is, ‘Hey, I want another me. I like me. I’m pretty cool, and I’ve got really great ideas, and the way I think is the right way to think. Let’s put another one of me out there.’ So I’ll have kids one day.
David Cross
Hey I bruise,” Hale said. “Also, you are freakishly strong.
Ally Carter
I’ve never had any real big blow-ups. I go against the grain. Hey, it’s life, I’m happy.
Jermaine Jackson
This morning the electricity came on for a few minutes, and when it did, Jonny said, “Hey, it’s a black-on.” This is what passes for humor around here.
Susan Beth Pfeffer
In the NFL, there’s never really that moment where you’re like, Hey, I made the team. Or: Hey, you made the practice squad. You just kind of show up the next day and go to work. Nobody really says anything. You just kind of go to work.
Adam Thielen
Well you know, I think a lot of us in marriage know that you play different roles at different times. And Mitt can get very intense, and I can have the ability to kind of talk him off the rails sometimes and say, ‘Hey let’s look at what is really important and let’s do that now.’
Ann Romney
Everyone must turn to Infowars as a standard to be saved. Tell folks, ‘Hey, it’s the most censored thing in the world for a reason. Jones is dialed in. Jones knows what’s going on.’
Alex Jones
Chiron insisted that we talk about the Labyrinth in the morning which is like ‘Hey, your life’s in mortal danger. Sleep tight!
Rick Riordan
Hey baby. You’re sexy like a chocolate strawberry.
Ronnie Shields
I was sitting on a plane that is traveling towards Seattle. And the guy next to me turns and says to me Hey, you going to Seattle?. Nope, San Francisco… I’ll be parachuting off in about an hour. Here’s your sign!
Bill Engvall
Regret should be handled swiftly, and you shouldn’t hold onto it. People spend their entire lives regretting what they didn’t do and what they should’ve done. Hey, man, you did what you did.
John Mellencamp
I spent so many years with people saying, ‘Hey, you’re like America’s boyfriend!
Luke Wilson
I don’t generally like things that are too pedestrian. But at the same time, and if I’m in the right mood, hey – I ain’t gonna lie – I listen to Joni Mitchell. I listen to ‘Blue,’ I listen to Miles Davis.
Robert Trujillo
Keep in mind that there are computers, that do touch things up. Like when I got a hold of the poster for ‘Gold Diggers,’ I said: ‘Hey, wait a minute! Those aren’t my teeth!
Anna Chlumsky
Hey, Finnick, come on in! We figured out how to make you pretty again!
Suzanne Collins
Stupid cupid you’re a real mean guy, I’d like to pick your wings so you can’t fly, I am in love and it’s a crying shame, and I know that you’re the one to blame, hey, hey set me free, stupid cupid, stop picking on me.
Mandy Moore
That is a beautiful tuxedo,” Phury announced as he and Z pushed the door wide. “I have one just like it .” “Fritz has the candles lit,” Rehv said from behind the twins. “Hey, nice tux. I haveone just like it.” “Me, too,” Phury agreed. “The fit is fantastic, isn’t it.” “The shoulders, right? Tom Ford is the best—
J.R. Ward
How’d we come up with the robe? Was some guy just like, ‘Hey, I’ve got an idea! Why don’t we make a coat out of a towel? You can have a little belt that goes around. You could dunk the belt in the toilet! Have a toilet belt.’
Jim Gaffigan
Oh, hey. This looks promising. ” We came to a stop before a high, barbwire fence with an enormous PRIVATE PROPERTY–NO UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ALLOWED sign on it. The lettering was red, apparently to emphasize how serious they were. Personally, I would have added a skull and crossbones to really drive the message home.
Richelle Mead
Hey, I’m not a politician. I’m a ham. I love to give speeches.
Norman Schwarzkopf
I can’t say to Elton, ‘Hey, let’s walk around the corner and have a coffee.’ Someone as well-known as that can’t go anywhere in the world without being recognised. Elton has written the soundtrack to a lot of people’s lives, so they feel a kinship with him, so they come up, and that does colour things.
David Furnish
Hey, you’re going to hurt someone if you keep doing that!!!
Harry Secombe
I live in Atlanta, Georgia, and none of the other Backstreet Boys live in Georgia. So a lot of times, when people come to my house they’re like, ‘Hey, is A.J. here?’ Or, ‘Is Kevin here?’ Or, ‘Is Nick in the bathroom?’ People think we live together and we spend all the time in the world together, but we really don’t.
Brian Littrell
I hate phone calls, so I believe in a telephone armistice. To me, the idea of calling someone unprompted is basically saying, ‘Hey, stop whatever you’re doing and talk to me right now.’ If you find yourself in the middle of something, getting an unprompted annoyance is incredibly frustrating.
Alexis Ohanian
Hey sky, take off your hat, I’m on my way!
Valentina Tereshkova
For a long time networks just wanted to buy imitations of other shows – i.e. Curb (the Enthusiasm or the Office). The word gets out that “Hey, we want to buy something like that” and every comedy producer just starts dreaming up ideas like that.
B. J. Porter
I always stay with my parents. When you come home, you gotta do that. It’s weird to be like, ‘Hey, I’m at a hotel. Drive 20 minutes to see me, and we’ll have dinner.’
John Krasinski
Hey, Ocean Eyes,” my father said. “Where’d you go on us?
Alice Sebold
I can’t really trip about people not knowing, I guess in due time, all in God speed. But some amazing music I have is from artists that people really don’t know. It’s like, some things are really a gift, and if that’s not meant to be, hey I can live with that.
Teedra Moses
Hey, guess who’s gay? The Green Lantern from the comic books. Today Mitt Romney knocked him down and shaved his head.
David Letterman
Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer.
Koko Taylor
Hey, if you’d wanted to avoid ‘this,’ you shouldn’t have lured me last night. Now it’s too late. You might as well avoid the long, drawn-out pain and get it over with quickly. Sort of like taking off a Band-Aid. Or cutting off a limb.” “Wow, who says there’s no romance left in the world?
Richelle Mead
It’s always the thing when you’re shooting out and about with real people and you could get a couple of bogeys like sticking their face in front of the camera, like ‘Hey!’
Joel Kinnaman
Newscorp has always been, for us, very easy to work with and they respect our opinions and let us run the site we wanted to. And, in fact, they wanted to keep us on. They weren’t saying, hey, let’s throw these guys out. They were buying into what MySpace was and the founders, and so it’s been very good for me.
Tom Anderson
I find Donald Trump to be incredibly gracious, energetic, I mean the greatest compliment you can get from Donald Trump is not hey, that’s brilliant or that was really smart or great job. It’s you’re really high energy.
Kellyanne Conway
When you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, ‘Hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing else to offer’, which maybe is the case many times. But then again there is the one that is as smart as her breasts look, great as her face looks… so people are shocked.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
It’s like, backstage at ‘SNL,’ like, if you come back after a show or something, or a lot of times even at the after-parties, we’re just pretty tired and like, ‘Hey, what’s up.’ Just getting a drink and kind of chilling out. Nothing crazy.
Vanessa Bayer
I don’t know what a person does that does not have a relationship with God. When he goes to the doctor and the doctors says, ‘Hey, you’ve got less than two months to live and there’s nothing we can do for you.’ Who do they turn to when you’re given something that earth shattering?
Si Robertson
Hey, Jamie,’ said Seb. ‘Want a lift?’ ‘Hey, Seb,’ Jamie responded without missing a beat ‘Drop dead.
Sarah Rees Brennan
The last thing I want my child to see is Dad running around in the middle of the pack. That would really upset me. And that would upset him. I would be embarrassed to take him to school with kids saying, ‘Hey, how’d your dad do this weekend?’ ‘Well, he finished fifth or sixth’.
Dan Wheldon
Hey, size works against excellence.
Bill Gates
I think reality TV is so popular because it makes everyone in the country feel like, ‘Hey, I can be on TV. I can be a star overnight.’ I think America also has a little voyeurism in their hearts.
Shanna Moakler
It’s an old idea. It’s arguably the first way that people learn, that, hey, if you need to learn something, if you’re having trouble with it, keep working on it until you master it and then you go to a more advanced concept. But in the education systems that all of us grew up in, we all learned at a fixed pace.
Sal Khan
I’ve been in grocery stores, and if they’re playing my music, I’ll yell, ‘Hey! I wrote that!’ I’ve been next to cars and have done that!
Diane Warren
I did a stint on ‘Dollhouse,’ and prior to my stint on ‘Dollhouse,’ I had no plans to be working with Joss Whedon until he said, ‘Hey, do you want to do this?’ When he calls, I’ll pick up the phone, and that’s how that works.
Alan Tudyk
The weirdest place someone has asked me for advice was at a party where there were a lot of A-list celebrities and super-wealthy people. There were people in the middle of mingling asking for investment advice, and I’m like, ‘Hey, I’m just here to dance. I’m here to have fun!’
Marcus Lemonis
Hey man, Jaws was never my scene, and i don’t like Star Wars
Freddie Mercury
Hello, my name is Lisa Jakub. But most people in a restaurant/dentist’s office/yoga studio dressing room, call me ‘Hey, you look like that girl from ‘Mrs. Doubtfire’/’Independence Day’/’Rambling Rose.’ There is a good reason for that. I am that girl. More accurately, I was that girl.
Lisa Jakub
I want people to feel that I’ve got their back, that they can count on me, and that the door’s open, the table is set for everybody, so that nobody feels like, hey, I’m a lesser person. And it’s that place of fear. It does kill dreams. That’s exactly what fear does.
Hillary Clinton
People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, ‘Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?’
Pat Paulsen
Once people realized that, ‘Hey, we’re going to be left on Earth here, and everything is going to hell quickly,’ sci-fi soon became about our own self-destruction.
Edgar Wright
Hey, I’ve been doing what I do for a long time, my friend.
Robert Goulet
I think my first story sold for $550. This was in 1954, and it seemed like quite a lot of money, and I said to myself, ‘Hey, I’m a professional writer now.’
John Updike
Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey-when you are the son of Poseidon, you don’t have to hurry. And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time.
Rick Riordan
Hey now, you’re an all star, get your game on go, …Only shooting stars break the mold.
Greg Camp
I don’t necessarily not believe in ghosts, but I’ve never seen a ghost. A ghost has never jumped out and been like, ‘Hey, how’s it going?
Sara Paxton
Hey.” Tod squeezed my hand to draw me out of my thoughts. “I think death looks good on you.
Rachel Vincent
Zombies are so popular. There’s a lot of chaff out there. For every one person who is legitimately passionate about zombies, there are a hundred people who are thinking, ‘Hey, I can make a buck off of this.’ The problem is that some of their stuff is so lame.
Max Brooks
It’s less to do about me – ‘Hey, I’m black and it hurts my feelings; it’s a symbol of slavery and oppression’ – and more to do with the fact that, as an American, I will not honor a group of treacherous traitors. That’s why I despise the rebel flag.
Killer Mike
Very few people have the guts to come up to you and say, ‘Hey, are you gay?’
Lance Bass
Hey, we’ve all got problems, chum. I’m overly talkative. You look like a field of buttercups in a suit.
Jonathan Stroud
Catcalling is pretty much never going to work. Like anytime a guy’s like, “Hey girl! Can we friends?” It’s like, I don’t know you. I’m just walking by right now, and that’s weird. No relationship has ever started from a catcall.
Carly Aquilino
That’s why when I send a postcard I quiz people. “Hey, did you get that postcard?” “Yeah, yeah yeah.” “Well what’d I say?” “Uh, you were havin-” “I was in jail”
Jim Gaffigan
Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush’s budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with ‘Hey, look over there, it’s Saddam Hussein.’
Craig Kilborn
I believe the first story I ever wrote was about a young girl who was terribly mistreated by her very cruel parents, and one day the girl fled to the woods to live amongst a pack of wolves. Hey, I was eleven, loved wolves, and had been grounded for what I felt was a minor infraction. Can you blame me?
Victoria Laurie
Hey Ridley, that Machometer is acting screwy. It just went off the scale on me.
Chuck Yeager
Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I’m Jewish.
Larry David
Hey @justinbieber, how much are you paying your friend for pretending that it was HIS cocaine, and taking the fall for you?
Jared Padalecki
I told my wife ‘hey honey come on, let’s make love like the old days.’ She asked me for 50 bucks.
Rodney Dangerfield
Hey, Christian rock, if you want to be good, stop copying U2. U2 already did it. You know what I mean? There’s a lot of U2-esque Christian rock.
Billy Corgan
People ask me. ‘What about gay adoptions? Interracial? Single Parent?’ I say. “Hey fine, as long as it works for the child and the family is responsible.” My big stand is this: Every child deserves a home and love. Period.
Dave Thomas
Hey listen — I’ve proved a lot of things. That’s how I pay my rent. Theories and little observations. A puckish remark now and then. Occasional maxims. It beats picking olives, but let’s not get carried away.
Woody Allen
The quickest way to defuse fear or insecurity or anger is usually humor. I think comics figure that out quickly, and, once you figure it out, you think, ‘Hey, if I can do this and get paid, that would be kind of cool.
Billy Gardell
I mean, a Mexican boy couldn’t be anything else but an Indian. And why did you take the name of Quinn, they used to say to me. Hey, you’re an Indian, so I played Indians.
Anthony Quinn
Hey anyone who thinks a non-military–grade rappelling cable can support the weight of two grown men and a miniature donkey deserves to fall off a cliff.
Ally Carter
Republicans are always saying we should privatize things like schools, prisons, social security – hey, how about we privatize privacy! Because if the government forbids gay men from tying the knot, what is their alternative? They can`t all marry Liza Minnelli.
Bill Maher
If you can have a couple of tight friends that you can tell things to, that you can say, ‘Hey, this is what I’m struggling with,’ and then pray and talk about it, then that’s an incredible thing.
Jon Foreman
People have talked about it off and on, and there have been people who have stood up for me and have said, ‘Hey, we know her, and she is a good person.’
Tonya Harding
Over the years, many young actors have approached me: Vusi Kunene, Sello Maake ka Ncube, and Seputla Sebogodi. They all said, ‘Hey Bra John, let’s do ‘The Island and we want you to direct.’ But somehow, my heart was not in it or I was busy with something else, so I’d say, ‘ja, ja, we’ll do it.’
John Kani
It is not good enough to say, “Well, hey, I vote every two years. I vote every four years.” That’s fine, but that is not good enough.
Bernie Sanders
I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve still got it.’
Larry David
I can’t walk five steps without someone on a walkie talkie going, ‘She’s wandering over there.’ I’m pretty stuck, but hey, it’s been great.
Eleanor Tomlinson
Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog… The dog’s really thrilled with this idea. The dog’s going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
Norm MacDonald
I am a Westerner. We’re not going to change the West by going East. The East has a lot to teach us, but essentially it’s like a mirror, saying, hey, can’t you see what’s here in your own religion, what are you, stupid?
Matthew Fox
Sometimes when I’m in the editing room and there’s a new person there, like a music editor or a post person that I don’t really know, I’m like, ‘Oh, you shouldn’t be in here. This is too personal – you can’t watch this.’ But then I’m like, hey dummy, you’re about to show this to the whole world.
Pamela Adlon
You can’t fix stupid. You can’t fix a neutered dog you can’t fix a garage door and hey, you can’t fix stupid
Si Robertson
It don’t gotta be Mother’s Day, or your birthday, for me to just call and say
Hey Mama
Kanye West
Hey guys! Wish you were here, except not really. We’re having fun. Check it out-the pyramids! -Alec and Magnus
Cassandra Clare
Sometimes airport security people recognize me. I’ll go through the whole screening process and at the end they’ll go, ‘Hey, man, I really like your work.’ That’s so cool.
Reggie Watts
The easiest thing to do is put someone in a file of somebody you already know. ‘Hey, you remind me of Sam Kinison’ or ‘You remind me of Richard Pryor.’ That’s fine, because I know that’s the process. Eventually, my own file will be created.
Carlos Mencia
I had not expected to ever be in a position to able to say, ‘Hey, see the magazine with J. Lo on the cover? They reviewed my book inside.’
Alexi Zentner
Twitter is maybe the worst thing. It’s cool when you can tweet out your show and be like, ‘Hey, come see my show,’ or ‘Check out this Kickstarter,’ but it’s also this weird 140-character vehicle for insidiousness.
Thomas Middleditch
I guess you could say I’m the redemption of the fat man. A guy will be watching me on TV and see that I don’t look in any better shape than he is. ‘Hey, Maude,’ he’ll holler. ‘Get a load of this guy. And he’s a 20-game winner.’
Mickey Lolich
Nobody says, hey men should not drink. It’s all about women must dress differently, women must walk differently, women must drink differently. Why are we not able to hold men to account for this behavior?
Jon Stewart
Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. You can draw American cheese, but someone will think it’s cheddar. It’s the only cheese you can bite and miss. “Hey Mitch – does that sandwich have cheese on it?” “Every now and then!”
Mitch Hedberg
When you’re doing standup you’re kind of doing, “Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.
Zach Galifianakis
When I encountered “The Lady of Shallot” (to take a “for instance” allusion from the many in the book, this one from the “Etiology” section) it was still considered a “great poem.” What does that poem – or rather a particular presentation of that poem (hey, admire this!) – do to a young woman?
Laura Mullen
I can look at cancer as a disease that picks me out and ‘why me,’ or I can look at it through love and say, ‘This is a wake-up call. This is my body telling me: ‘Hey, you’re out of balance here. It’s time to get in line with yourself.’
Melissa Etheridge
A friend of mine – a cameraman at MTV – lost a lot of weight from cycling, and I thought Id try it, too, thinking whenever you look at a cyclist they all look super-skinny, so hey, why not? But then it turned into such a psychologically satisfying thing.
Carson Daly
I must say that the role in Hey Ram’ is one of my favorites. It brought me a lot of acclaim and appreciation.
Atul Kulkarni
I used to say, ‘Hey, man, what kind of a stupid question is that?’ to a newspaperman asking me heavy things right after a race when I’m still in an emotional state. Now I at least try to answer.
Steve Prefontaine
Hey. Sometimes to conclusions.
Carl Hiaasen
The guys on ‘Game of Thrones’ trust me implicitly to take care of the action stuff. I don’t mess with their drama, but they allow me to come up with ideas like ‘Hey, what if the giant had a bow? And what if he shot some guy off the wall?’ With ‘Constantine,’ too, they really trust me to scare the audience.
Neil Marshall
If I’m, like, in a grocery store, I don’t get recognized that much, but it’s like, you know, when someone comes up to me and says, ‘Hey, I’m a big ‘Pushing Daisies’ fan,’ you just feel like, ‘Oh, wow – you’re the one who watched it. So nice to meet you.’
Lee Pace
The music I always liked as a kid was stuff I could bum out to and realize, ‘Hey, someone else feels that way, too.’ So if someone can do that with my music, it’s mission accomplished.
Trent Reznor
We were quiet on the car ride home. I turned on the radio and found a station playing “Hey Jude.” It was true, I didn’t want to make it bad. I wanted to take the sad song and make it better. It’s just that I didn’t know how.
Jonathan Safran Foer
Our leadership [in Microsoft ] has that – “hey, we are the best in certain ways,” and so we get the best people. That any kind of positive dynamic is quite good, so I love what’s going on there, it’s fun.
Bill Gates
The women like us because we’re the first real women rappers, and the men like us because we’re strong. We’re not some soft little rappers with soft little voices. The men who see us end up going, ‘Hey! They’re kickin’ it!’
An established film director can just pick up the phone and say to a star, ‘Hey, are you interested in doing a commercial?’
Tony Scott
In springtime, the only pretty ring time Birds sing, hey ding A-ding, a-ding Sweet lovers love the spring—
William Shakespeare
Like, it’s fun for me to sing ‘I Think We’re Alone Now.’ But when ‘Could’ve Been’ comes out as a single, that’s a ballad and really shows my voice; then people will say, ‘Hey, this girl really can sing.’
Tiffany Darwish
People want to see you on the pitch. That was why I left Chelsea. I didn’t want to hear people saying, ‘Hey, he’s doing well in training, blah blah blah… ‘ The game is what counts.
Romelu Lukaku
Hey-ho, it’s raining inside: it isn’t my fault and there’s nothing I can do about it, but sit it out. But the sun may well come out tomorrow and when it does, I shall take full advantage.
Stephen Fry
Frank Sinatra. Hey, Frank, I saw you in ‘The Pride and Passion,’ and I want to tell you the cannon was wonderful!
Don Rickles
Musicians and artists are not… it’s not like politicians or something where you can’t really affect them. There’s not like this separate caste system where it’s like, “I’m the musician, you’re the audience. Never the two shall meet.” It was a case where it was like, “Hey, you know what? I’m on your level, man.”
Bradford Cox
I feel like a lot of famous people think that they’re doing a good thing by being kind. They’re like, “Hey, I could be an asshole, but I’m not! Isn’t it so cool that I’m so down to earth?” Like, No, you’re not!
Miley Cyrus
If a doctor tells me, ‘Hey, that’s it, and this is how it is,’ and I don’t buy that, then I think I have the right to disagree with you.
Chris Bosh
Any one of us knows how happy you get when your best friend, or your sister, or your brother sends you a text and just says, “Hey, how are you? I was thinking about you.” That’s become such a important part of our lives.
Andrew Kreisberg
I used to eat because food tastes so good. I love food, it’s one of the best things on this planet. But I changed the way I was thinking. I started asking myself, ‘Hey, am I eating because it tastes good? Or because I really need some more? Am I really still hungry?’
Jordin Sparks
Producers say things that they would like to see in the movie but they don’t see the full picture. In the end if you ignore everything the producers say, of course, you get fired; but then if you listen to a producer on everything then it’s like ‘Hey – why don’t you direct your own movie?’
Ryuhei Kitamura
If Democrats are not showing up in those [rural] places even if you’re not gonna win right away but if you’re not in there at least making an argument that, “Hey, you know what? It’s the Democrats who are trying to raise your minimum wage.”
Barack Obama
Hey, that’s life, flick it off if you can’t take a joke.
Neil Gaiman
Hey. Hands off.” “, ““Please. Please, please, soooo pretty. Lemme just have one little touch.” ““Peabody, isn’t it embarrassing enough you’re wearing pink cowboy boots, again, without standing here drooling on my coat?””, [J.D. Robb, Celebrity In Death]
Nora Roberts
Hey, if something is making you feel good, and it’s not hurting anyone else, does it really matter if others believe?
Jenna Morasca
Hey, which one of them is supposed to be your boyfriend?” Stark asked me. Even in the terrible shape he was in, he caught my glance with his. His voice was scratchy, and he sounded scarily weak, but his eyes sparkled with humor. I am!” Heath and Erik said together.
P. C. Cast
Hey kids, while you’re out smashing the state keep a smile on your lips and a song in your hearts.
Robert Crumb
Hey, I’m a human being also.
Shia LaBeouf
Writers need restrictions. If somebody just says, “Hey, do you want to write a novel, or an article, or a movie, or a short story, you get shut down.”
Mitchell Hurwitz
I started singing very early. I was six or seven years old, and I was singing along to TV commercials and figuring out, ‘Oh, hey, I can sing in tune. This is really cool.’ But the songwriting thing came much much later, when I was 19 years old.
Every time a U.S.A. Today slides underneath my door, it’s like they’re saying, ‘Hey, you’re not that smart, right?’
Hasan Minhaj
I’ve got a girl that I love so, hey Loddy Loddy Lo.
Chubby Checker
I want to be the kind of guy people will look at and say, ‘Hey, he’d be a cool guy to have as a friend.’
Shawn Bradley
When people say, ‘Hey, wanna come to our house for dinner?’ I say, ‘Yeah, what should I bring?’ They say, ‘How about the dessert?’ I just don’t skimp on the dessert. I make it the yummy way it should be made, and then I just don’t eat the whole pan.
Summer Sanders
The Thanksgiving tradition is, we gorge. Hey, what about at Thanksgiving we simply consume a considerable measure? However we do that consistently! Goodness. Imagine a scenario where we consume a ton with individuals who pester the heck out of us.
Jim Gaffigan
‘Hey Dude’ was shot in Arizona, and that took me to the West Coast. We did 65 episodes. It was not a show that a ton of people saw, so it was like doing acting classes and getting paid for it. At that point I had the acting bug. So I went to L.A. to give it a try and never left.
Christine Taylor
It was that famous joke: What’s the last thing the drummer said before he got kicked out of the band? ‘Hey, I wrote a song.’
Dave Grohl
A little bit of one story joins onto an idea from another, and hey presto, . . . not old tales but new ones. Nothing comes from nothing.
Salman Rushdie
Hey Belieber, never lower your head to anyone who criticizes you, your crown can not drop my princess.
Justin Bieber
Hey,” Dopey said when I was finished reading. “How come they never mentioned me? I’m the one who found the skeleton.” “Oh, yeah,” Sleepy said in disgust. “Your role was really crucial. After all, if it wasn’t for you, the guy’s skull might still have been intact.
Meg Cabot
If you like strange, specific stuff – that’s a nerd. Kanye West is a black nerd. He likes strange, specific stuff. If you go up to Kanye West and say, ‘Hey, what are your favorite things?’ He’ll be like, ‘Robots and teddy bears.’ That’s a nerd.
Donald Glover
Hey, don’t take this the wrong way, but don’t come back, ok?
Cornelia Funke
My parents were out of town and sent me to stay at my grandma’s house. That’s where I learned how to make pancakes. I served them to all the old ladies who lived on her block. After the meal, they each left a $5 bill next to their plates. I thought, ‘Hey, I’m onto something here.’
Bill Rancic
All my friends were retiring, and it got to the point where I was like, ‘Hey, how come I’m not retiring?’
Johnny Miller
Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!
Kurt Angle
Some things you do-or you’re about to do-you can just be like, ‘Hey, don’t do that because it means trouble.’ So I’ve got to back off.
Metta World Peace
As artists and creative people it’s such an important time to be expressive and be empowering and supportive of people. It is a time where I feel like everyone has to be together and say, “Hey, we’re all going to be okay. We just need to work together.”
Bethany Cosentino
People are being really picky about the upcoming election. I read that Americans do not want the next president to be a first-term senator, be over 65, or have a former president in the family. Then the Secret Service said, ‘Hey, whoever slips through slips through. No promises.’
Jimmy Fallon
My first killer amp was a Sunn Beta Lead. It was solid-state, but that Sunn was incredibly loud. I used to say to my friends, ‘Hey, check it out. It’s only on two.’
Dimebag Darrell
I think only once in your life do you find someone that you say, “Hey, this is the person I want to spend the rest of my time on this earth with.” And if you miss it, or walk away from it, or even maybe, blink – it’s gone.
Jacqueline Woodson
But hey, what’s life without a little adversity?” That had to have been the fakest attempt at optimism since my fourth grade teacher tried reasoning that we were better off without the dead kids in our class because it’d mean more turns on the playground swings for the rest of us.
Alexandra Bracken
In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, ‘Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you. I didn’t understand what marriage was. I cheated. I was wrong. We couldn’t fix it; it got worse. I stepped away because I didn’t want it to get any worse. You’re the mother of my kids – I don’t want to hate you.’
Kevin Hart
I did not move to New York with a plan. The first time I moved to New York, I just popped up. My sister was living here in New York. I just popped up. She had her baby and a husband, and I just popped up. ‘Hey, what’s up? I got $200 and dreams. Let’s do this.’
Hannibal Buress
Hey, ugly!” Annabeth yelled. I hoped she was talking to the giant, not me.
Rick Riordan
I think it’s all machismo – ‘Come on, you’ve got to guard your guy, man. If you can’t guard your guy, then you can’t play defence.’ A lot of it is accountability, where you say, ‘Hey, you’re matched up with him. Go do your job.’ The zone kind of sometimes moves a lot of pieces around.
Nick Nurse
I’ve always slightly envied other actors I know who have different reputations. I think, ‘God, you don’t get people coming up to you, going, ‘Hey!’ – because they’re scared of you.’
Martin Freeman
I think it’s pretty crazy when I walk down in the airport and a 12-year-old boy comes up to me and says, ‘Hey, I watched you at the World Cup. Great game! Great job!’ I love that.
Julie Ertz
I was a storyteller for The Band. It was never, ‘Hey guys, here’s a song about what happened to me.’ I was always more comfortable writing fiction.
Robbie Robertson
Hey big mouth, how do you spell triple?
Shoeless Joe Jackson
Hey, if it’s a good philosophy, it works. Death is imminent. Live every day like it’s your last.
Justina Chen
If a candidate for president said he believed that space aliens dwell among us, would that affect your willingness to vote for him? Personally, I might not disqualify him out of hand; one out of three Americans believe we have had Visitors and, hey, who knows? But I would certainly want to ask a few questions.
Bill Keller
As we spend more, and as companies are pushed to invest, they say, “Hey wait a minute! There’s more demand in the system. Let’s invest more.”
Mohamed El-Erian
In comedy, I often see so many weird race jokes, and it’s like, there is no racial diversity in your show to even make those race jokes. The problem is that there is no one in the back to say, ‘Hey, that race joke is not really appropriate.’
Michaela Coel
Hey Lord, would ya look out for her tonight, and make sure that all her dreams are sweet? Said now, would ya guide her on the roads, and make them softer for her feet? Hey Lord, would ya look out for her tonight, and make sure that she’s gonna be alright, until she’s home and here with me.
Billy Joel
Maybe we could find some way to send barges of trash to the sun and incinerate it all. Hey, it’s an idea. It’s an idea!
Adam West
Auditions are just torture. I’m trying to get better at it. It’s a very difficult thing to do. You go into a tiny room with a camera with somebody who is doing this with 100 other people, and they’re so bored, and then you have to be like, ‘Hey! I’m gonna show you what I got!’
Kurt Braunohler
Women are so strong and knowledgeable. You know, instead of competing with each other, I would love to complete each other. Take away that wall of competition and say, ‘Hey, let’s just all get together and help each other be brilliant.’
Marie Osmond
When Steven Spielberg comes to you and says, ‘Hey do you want to write a movie about robots?’ You just say yes.
Drew Goddard
We walk around Warped Tour all the time and I swear to you, kids are like, ‘Hey, that looks like the guy from New Found Glory.’
Chad Gilbert
Genomics is a new idea. Like the PC, it’s not obvious at first that anyone would want one. It’s like, ‘Hey, we’ve already got one genome, why do we need more?’
George M. Church
The New York Times and The Guardian came out and said, “Hey, clemency for Snowden.” But for me, the key – and I’ve said this from the beginning: it’s not about me. I don’t care if I get clemency. I don’t care what happens to me.
Edward Snowden
I took her by the hand and my heart it was thumpin’. When she said, hey man, you crazy or somethin’?
Bob Dylan
Maybe one day when I’m retired, I can turn around and tell you, ‘Hey, I was really good at that. Maybe I was the best.’
Anderson Silva
Hey, little dolly with the blue jeans on, I want to ramrod with you, honey, ’til half past dawn.
Bruce Springsteen
Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.
Kim Harrison
If I got a superpower I wouldn’t say, oh, I got to get a costume and put on a mask. I would say hey, I can do something better than other people. How can I turn it into a buck?
Stan Lee
In high school I just loved to compete and play sports. I didn’t have a sport that I was going to say, ‘Hey, I’m going to play this at the next level.’ Whatever my best opportunity was was what I was going to do.
Adam Thielen
If I were to write my epitaph… Epitaph? Hey, shut-up Albert. I’d want to be remembered as someone who loved his sport and tried his best.
Albert II, Prince of Monaco
Let me just say that it is super wierd throwing your own bash at a conference instead of just leaching off everyone else’s, but hey, free beer, right?
Rob Malda
I’m concerned about what I see is the fetishization around entrepreneurship in Africa. It’s almost like it’s the next new liberal thing. Like, ‘Don’t worry that there’s no power because, hey, you’re going to do solar and innovate around that.’
Ory Okolloh
I think the biggest thing – and this I think is true of songs but also of movies and books and art in general – is when you have this moment where you hear a song or whatever and you say, “Hey, I’ve felt that exact way as a human being,” and there’s no easy way to describe it.
Craig Finn
I told my extremely conservative, uber-traditional Korean father, ‘Hey, Dad, I know what I want to do for the rest of my life. I want to be an actor.’
Kenneth Choi
Faith my homegirl. I just wanna send a shout out to Faith. Hey girl.
Tupac Shakur
My mother was a beauty queen in her hey day. That’s where I learnt a little about makeup and hair… I had never picked up or even seen a ‘Vogue’ before I was 17. I had no idea about fashion, magazines, models or designers. No idea.
Kylie Bax
Well, hey, let’s just make everything into a closure, and then we’ll have our general garbage collector, installed by ‘use less memory’.
Larry Wall
You’d got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, “USA! USA! USA!” Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don’t you think?
Chris Rock
I didn’t want ‘Ramy’ to be a commercial, like ‘Hey, Muslims are good!’ We’re underrepresented, so the instinct when we get an opportunity like this is to show people that we’re good, that we have the same shared values. What’s more important to me is showing that we have the same flaws.
Ramy Youssef
If a little black girl in Montgomery, Alabama, or some far-reaching region sees something that I do and aspires to do it one day with the knowledge that she can achieve it, then hey, my work is done.
Octavia Spencer
Maybe in the minor leagues. With my velocity, they would pick it up and say, ‘Hey, you dropped something.’
Jay Feaster
My mom always does this thing where, the closer I get to home, the more she calls. ‘Hey, listen, how’s your plane? Did you land? Are you landing? Sweetie. Listen. We want to… ‘ The anxiety amps up exponentially as I get closer, and then I can’t get out fast enough.
Maria Bamford
I remember Mick Jagger asking me ‘hey, how do you guys feel about us coming over here and taking all the play from you guys?’ I said ‘Well, in a way, you have eliminated all my competition.
Bobby Vinton
I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help all the characters who have died in the other games. ‘Hey, man, what are you playing?’ ‘Super Busy Hospital. Could you leave me alone? I’m performing surgery! This guy got shot in the head, like, 27 times!’
Demetri Martin
Hey girls, you’re beautiful. Whether you’re a size 32 or a size 18. As long as you’re a good person. As long as you respect others and yourself. Don’t listen to those fashion magazines. Hey girls, you’re beautiful
Gerard Way
Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, “Listen, you’re not pregnant.” I said, “Hey, just shut up and do your job. I’m exercising my right while I can, dammit.
Wanda Sykes
Unix is like a toll road on which you have to stop every 50 feet to pay another nickel. But hey! You only feel 5 cents poorer each time.
Larry Wall
My first two years in the CFL, all I thought of was getting back to the NFL – it was like ‘I’ll put my time in up here and go back.’ Then I went and signed a nice contract in Calgary and was like, ‘Hey, I can make a living up here, this is great football, and I’m having a blast.’
Doug Flutie
Very neat for a boy; always cleaned up his mess, no matter where he got it on me. He’s Hispanic, so he’s like, ‘Now who’s the wetback?’ I’m like, ‘Hey, still you. Get back in the kitchen, those dishes aren’t going to do themselves.
Amy Schumer
Writing is like shouting into the world. So when someone shouts back, it’s a really big deal. To have people who read hundreds and hundreds of books a year say, ‘Hey, we thought this was really great,’ that’s a huge self-esteem boost.
Celeste Ng
I go into a young film director’s office these days and he says, ‘Hey man, I know who you are. I grew up watching ‘McHale’s Navy’. And I think, ‘Oh boy, here we go again’.
I’ve never asked a player if they would sign my shoe. I’ve certainly had players come up, even before the game has started, and say, “Hey, after the game, can we trade jerseys?” It’s kind of like, “Well, let’s get through the game first and we’ll deal with that later.”
Landon Donovan
The theater business is very much about “Hey, if you want our big blockbuster at Christmas time, you’ll play our piece of crap in April.”
Harry Shearer
That evening I rode downtown on an unaccountably empty bus, sitting in the last row. At the front I saw a thin cloud of smoke rising around the driver’s head. ‘Hey, bus driver,’ I said. ‘Can I smoke?’ ‘May I,’ said the bus driver. ‘I love you,’ I said.
Michael Chabon
Bacon’s on the way.” He smiled. “Hey, they like you!” Wrath to Beth after the brother’s bow to her.
J.R. Ward
Right before the game, she strolled up to me. “Hey, Seaweed Brain.” “Will you stop calling me that?” She knows I hate that name, mostly because I never have a good comeback. She’s the daughter of Athena, which doesn’t give me a lot of ammunition. I mean, “Owl-head” and “Wise Girl” are kind of lame insults.
Rick Riordan
Someone did a study of the three most-often-heard phrases in New York City. One is “Hey taxi.” Two is “What train do I take to get to Bloomingdales?” And three is “Don’t worry, it’s only a flesh wound.
David Letterman
You hear all this stuff about inner peace. Hey, there’s nothing wrong with it, but I say, hit that line hard. Crack that book – Do your very best all the time and inner peace will take care of itself. The Deacon guarantees it.
Deacon Jones
Hey Bieber, I had the initials JB first.. Where’s my 15%?
Jack Barakat
Hey ugly folks, go get some cyanide and die.
Frank Zappa
The last time the Cubs won the World Series was 1908. The last time they were in one was 1945. Hey, any team can have a bad century.
Tom Trebelhorn
When a writer gets a second chance to look back on something, it’s a great opportunity to say, ‘Hey, this is really good, but we can do it even better.’
Marc Platt
Hey, I’m a former union president myself and also an attorney that represented a lot of unions.
Stephen F. Lynch
Kids come up to us all the time and say, ‘Hey, I’m not a Christian, but what you guys are doing is cool.’ Or they say, ‘Man, there’s something different going on when you guys play.’ I believe that’s the Spirit of God touching who God intends to touch, whether it’s just one person or 50,000 people.
Sonny Sandoval
You need somebody just to say, ‘Hey, I’m here for you. Do you need anything?’ If you can get somebody like that, you can make it, no question about it. You can make it.
Gale Sayers
I don’t want to harm my government. I want to help my government. But the fact that they are willing to completely ignore due process, they’re willing to declare guilt without ever seeing a trial, these are things that we need to work against as a society and say, ‘Hey, this is not appropriate.’
Edward Snowden
I’m not a Christian because I need a crutch. Hey, I need a stretcher!
Steve Farrar
I started singing one day along with my cousin, and I didn’t take it too seriously. The people started telling me, ‘Hey, you have a nice voice.’ and I was like, ‘Really?’
Romeo Santos
Oh, no, a leopard blew up and plastered itself all over everything, but hey, animal print was in this year.
Laurell K. Hamilton
Max, if you survive your final test, can you steal me one of those magic outfits for me?” I’ll try to get one for each of us. Hey! ‘If’?
James Patterson
Gender is a way to hide from the simple truth we all tell: ‘Hey, I’m here, I have a body.’
Susan Griffin
But I do think I’m quite a selfish performer in the sense that I’m not one of those that’s like ‘Hey, come on everybody lets sing along’ you know that kind of thing.
Katie Melua
I’m finding it increasingly difficult to simply walk down the street. In New York, I dashed in to buy a big pair of sunglasses to conceal myself, but the guy behind the counter shouted ‘Hey! It’s Dr. House.’
Hugh Laurie
I may not be doing it right, but I love to get on an elliptical and put the kids on FaceTime in front of me and just get after it. They don’t even have to talk to me. They just put the phone on and put it in the living room and one will walk by and be like, ‘Hey!’
Walker Hayes
They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I’m in a depression.
Rick Majerus
Another power I don’t have,” said Lissa ruefully. I grinned. “Hey, I have yet to meet any spirit user who can throw a punch like you can. That was poetry in motion, Liss.” She groaned.
Richelle Mead
There’s something about the Oscar that gives you sort of stripes where you feel you can dare to walk into a studio like Universal and say, “Hey guys, how about an idea of me playing the wolf man?”
Benicio Del Toro
I am embarrassed to say that I regularly wake up to a message from my Matchesfashion.com personal shopper, saying, ‘Hey, it’s Charlene, just letting you know about this handbag before everyone else!’
Francesca Hayward
When you get older, you learn certain life lessons. You apply that wisdom, and suddenly you say, ‘Hey, I’ve got a new lease on this thing. So let’s go.’
Robert Redford
Hey, times are tough, and thirty gold coins can do a lot of good. But I guess you wouldn’t know about needing money, since you grew up like a little princ…” (Rapunzel glares) “Prin… soner. I mean, prisoner! A prisoner in a tower, such a shame, that.
Shannon Hale
I knew I had to write a good screenplay to be taken seriously, and I knew I needed to present Mississippi on visuals instead of just saying, ‘Hey I wanted to film it in Mississippi.’ It would seem like it was a hometown boy just wanting to be home.
Tate Taylor
People scream at me, “Hey, let’s party.” I give off an I’m-crazy-and-I-want-to-arty-and-wrestle-you vibe.
Jack Black
DEVO was like the punk band that non Punk America saw as Punk and so when people who were really into Punk rock would be walking around on the streets the jocks who learned about Punk through Devo would roll down their windows and yell at the Punks: ‘HEY, DEVO!!’
Thurston Moore
Tiny gold sparks flared in his irises. “You’re in my rooms in my bathtub naked and you’re still mouthing off.” Did he expect anything different? “Hey, I didn’t kick or punch you in the throat. I consider this progress. And you haven’t choked me again, which is some sort of record for you.
Ilona Andrews
Republicans have come up to me to say, ‘Hey listen. My knee hurts. What do you think I should do?’ I’ll give them my recommendations.
Raul Ruiz
I just think everyone knows you go on those [political satire] shows if you’re a politician to, “humanize yourself” – to show, “Hey, I can take a joke.” Well, why should satire be in the service of humanizing these people who are supposed to be the target of our venom and vitriol? I think that’s unseemly.
Harry Shearer
Before ‘Twilight,’ occasionally I would get the ‘Hey are you that girl from that movie?’ but no one knew my first and last name. The fans of the saga are amazing, and it’s very flattering.
Nikki Reed
Hey.” Her grin grew as she glanced from me to Nash, then back. “You’re blocking the fridge.” “There’s a cooler in the other room.” Nash nodded toward the main part of the house. Emma shrugged. “Yeah, but no one’s making out in front of it.
Rachel Vincent
I was like, ‘Hey, I love highflying. I love lucha libre. Can I just put on a mask and pass myself off as a luchador?’ Everyone was like, ‘You’re going to do what you want to do,’ so that’s what I did for the first four or five years. I just put on a mask and pretended to be this luchador.
Mustafa Ali
Something special is ending, and you’re sad, but you can’t be that said because, hey, it was good while it lasted, and there’ll be other vacations, other good times.
Gayle Forman
I want the next 16-year-old kid who looks like me to know he’s not automatically the bad guy. Hopefully, that kid can look at Mustafa Ali and say, ‘Hey, he’s not the bad guy, and I don’t have to be, either.’
Mustafa Ali
I had girlfriends who really irritated me by their devotion to the Beatles. I didn’t begrudge them their interest, and there were songs like ‘Hey Jude’ that I could appreciate. But they didn’t seem to be essential to the kind of nourishment that I craved.
Leonard Cohen
I find myself chatting with my paintings, not deep and meaningful stuff, but things like ‘hey there buddy’ and ‘oh, look what I did to your nose!’
Anh Do
I don’t think anyone’s worth $100 million if Michael Jordan wasn’t, but hey, that’s what Abe Pollin thought I was worth, and if someone puts $100 million in front of you, you’re gonna take it, too.
Gilbert Arenas
Hey…You.. What’s life without eyebrows, freak? Got a new listing for your bingo book right here!! A guyis going to be the next lord hokage of Konohagakure village. Uzumaki Naruto! Konoha-school NINJA!
Masashi Kishimoto
Yeah, leading an examined life, I always say, is a pain in the ass. It adds an element of complexity to business that most businessmen don’t want to hear about. They just want to call a fabric manufacturer, and say, “Hey, give us 10,000 yards of shirting.”
Yvon Chouinard
If I’m out somewhere to eat and people yell, ‘Hey, Red Rifle!’ I’m kind of like, ‘Oh, come on!’ I’ve learned to accept it because I know the name isn’t going anywhere.
Andy Dalton
Hey, look your girlfriend is saying something. Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of them covered girlfriend insults. He wasn’t even sure if it was an insult. And if it was, who was being insulted? Him or the girl?
Eoin Colfer
Casting is really exciting. With ‘Twilight,’ I wasn’t involved at all with the casting in the original. They kept me in the loop, which was great. They’d be like, ‘Hey Kristen Stewart’s gonna do it’ and I was like, ‘Really? Awesome.’
Stephenie Meyer
When I was growing up, my white friends would call me: ‘Hey, Chief!’ Even when I go to work now, people call me ‘Chief.’
Adam Beach
I snatched the paper away from Dopey. “Hey,” he yelled. “I was reading that!” “Let somebody who can pronounce all the big words have a try,” I said.
Meg Cabot
She broke up with me. Didn’t really tell me why. Luckily when you’re the guy, you can just tell people she’s crazy. ‘Hey, Tom, I heard you and Lucy broke up.’ ‘Yeah, man. Turns out, she’s crazy.’ That’s what they always do on Entourage.
Aziz Ansari
Moderators may take flak – but, hey, that’s part of what we sign up for.
Trish Regan
Hey, any time you’re throwing bodies over board it is to save yourself.
Lawrence Tierney
My first tape was ‘Hey, I can do what y’all do.’ It’s new, flashy, and not through rap. It was a guy singing how cool he was. I’m here with big bro Drake; I’m his little gunner.
I’d just say you hurt me and you hurt me only because you involved my family. But after that I’d say ‘hey draw nearer to your family because that’s exactly what I did.’
Manti Te’o
Hey, let’s get serious… God knows what he’s doin’ He wrote this book here And the book says: ‘He made us all to be just like Him’, So… If we’re dumb… Then God is dumb… (And maybe even a little ugly on the side)
Frank Zappa
I hate my name. Especially In Liverpool, when they say Hey, Reet… ‘ it sounds even worse. I don’t think of myself as Rita Tushingham, but my mother’d have a fit if I changed it.
Rita Tushingham
There was nothing that said the road to popular vote. Hey guys, we won. You don’t have to respond.
Kellyanne Conway
Hey, I was raised in the church. I was an altar boy and a choir member. I almost became a priest – until common sense grabbed hold of me.
Cheech Marin
Everybody in comedy has something like that happen to them: They bomb, or no one shows up. You’re like, ‘Hey, I’m funny, trust me!’ And the world collectively goes, ‘Yeah, you and everybody else.’
Thomas Middleditch
Bad news has never been broken gently in my family. Because, breaking it gently takes a few extra seconds. And who’s got that kinda time? Hey, we maybe failures, but we are very busy.
Christopher Titus
Hey, Nana… people’s feelings change easily… what you see is a house of cards… nothing’s sure, and nothing lasts forever.
Ai Yazawa
With the success of the last three or so years, when a lot of people start treating you differently, there’s a danger that you may start to think of yourself differently. You rely on your friends to say, ‘Hey, wake up!’
David Schwimmer
Hey Mantle, you win. You’re the worst.
Mickey Mantle
People say hello to me. I mean, sometimes the sanitation truck goes by and says, hey Patti.
Patti Smith
Hey, I’m big-boned.
Troy Aikman
I actually met Deadmau5 for the first time on the red carpet in Hollywood for the Grammys. I was there with my daughter, and he introduced himself to me. He said, ‘Hey, I’m from Toronto.’ I had a little conversation with him, and then I realized I’m talking to a guy with a giant mouse head.
Paul Shaffer
On ‘Insecure,’ Molly works at a law firm, and there’s scenes where her boss doesn’t value her voice and doesn’t value her efforts. And we had a lot of women tweeting ‘Me too’ in that situation. We’re saying, ‘Hey, no more. Not on our watch.’
Yvonne Orji
Hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday
Dave Chappelle
I’d love for my son to go, ‘Hey, Mom, I’d love to have a career that is stable.’ I’d be so happy. But of course, whatever makes him happy is what he’s going to do.
Malin Akerman
Nobody ever says, ‘Hey daddy, thanks for knockin’ out this rent.’ ‘Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.’ ‘Hey daddy, it’s easy to read with all this light.’ Nobody give a fk about dads!
Chris Rock
So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?
Christopher Moore
When you jerk off, you’re saying “Hey”, I care about me.
Andrew Dice Clay
I’m not really too worried about the mystique of Jon Jones. Because I know Jon Jones’ core. I remember when Jon Jones used to come up to me and say, ‘Hey man, what’s it like when everybody wants to take pictures with you?’ So I know Jon Jones.
Rashad Evans
You don’t just go to your bosses and say, ‘This sucks. I’m supposed to be winning everything.’ If you have an awesome idea or a story, or something great, you go, ‘Hey, how about we do this,’ but when the story is not you, you have to find a way to make it work.
Dolph Ziggler
You just walk over there and into the office and say, ‘Hey, be my prom date,'” he said. “It’s that simple.
Sarah Dessen
No one would say, ‘Hey, I think this medicine works, go ahead and use it.’ We have testing, we go to the lab, we try it again, we have refinement. But you know what we do on the last mile? ‘Oh, this is a good idea. People will like this. Let’s put it out there.’
Sendhil Mullainathan
A lot of guys go, ‘Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.’ I tell ’em, ‘I don’t know any.’ They want me to make one up. I don’t make ’em up. I don’t even know when I say it. They’re the truth. And it is the truth. I don’t know.
Yogi Berra
We paired this announcement of the R&D [commitment] with the so-called Breakthrough Energy Coalition, which is 27 [major investors] saying, “Hey, we’ll put significant money into [energy innovations] when they’re ready to spin out probably into startup companies.”
Bill Gates
Don’t be afraid to be ugly on Snapchat at 2 a.m. when you wake up and roll out of bed. It’s those real moments that create that a connection; it’s like, ‘Hey, this person is just like me.’
Nikita Dragun
Hey, you must be doin’ good, ’cause I never hear from you.
Elia Kazan
Your fans can’t just pop in whenever they want. I’m not gonna allow someone to just drop over my house whenever they want like, “Hey what’s up? I bought your album so what’s for dinner?”
Immortal Technique
Hey, I like this: early nothing.
Gloria Grahame
Hey, Amy, did you ever want to, like, get on the conveyor belt and see what happened? Like,’Hey don’t mind me, I’m just hanging with cargo’?
Peter Lerangis
You don’t want to be told, “Hey, do whatever you want.” That’s what we think of when we think of play. It’s the thing where you get to do whatever you come up with in your own mind, all bets are off, there’s no boundaries.
Ian Bogost
You’re barely one step up from the Australopithecines, aren’t you? (Acheron) Hey, be respectful when you say that, snot nose. Haven’t you seen the commercials? Us cavemen are very sensitive people. (Savitar)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
I tend to write three to four hours a day, depending – oftentimes very late at night. When I write on Twitter, I do other things: I’m working, grading, or reading, and I’m procrastinating, and I’ll pop on Twitter and be like, ‘Hey, what’s up? Yogurt’s delicious.’
Roxane Gay
We’re not interested in bombarding our users with, ‘Hey, play this game, play this game, play this game.’ It gets annoying, it gets in the way of messaging, and it gets in the way of staying in touch with people who are important to you.
Jan Koum
We don’t get the greatest tools to deal with anger. It’s like, ‘Hey, count to 10.’ When someone really upsets me, how do I respond? I don’t usually start counting to 10 and breathing deeply.
Woody Harrelson
I’m going to teach high school. History and economics. I may even coach wrestling. Hey, Indiana Jones taught school, too.
Erik Prince
I think all the fight stuff. I’m cut out for that. I used to wrestle in high school so I really love it, yeah. I love all the fighting and martial arts. Hey, why am I not up there? Oh, it’s just a rehearsal. Keep going.
Jaimie Alexander
There are a lot of people who can’t find housing, who worry about the future, and that insecurity and precarity in their own lives is being exploited by some politicians who are using it to divide us by saying, ‘hey it’s the fault of new Canadians, it’s the fault of refugees, it’s the fault of Muslims.’
Jagmeet Singh
I never aspired to be up front. When I was a kid, I didn’t ever look in the mirror with a hairbrush going, “Hey, I’m Elvis!”
Vince Gill
Some people are a little bit afraid about the future because they see all these gadgets and gizmos coming down the pike and they think they’re too old to learn all this new stuff. But eventually they begin to realize, ‘Hey, some of this stuff is useful.’
Michio Kaku
Hey, think fast!’ I just looked at Fave as he chucked the basketball at me with possibly the worst overhand throw I’d ever seen. It landed to my far right, then bounced past me, banging against my dad’s truck. ‘Do you have a vision problem of something?’ I asked him. ‘Just keeping you on your toes,’ he replied
Sarah Dessen
I remember asking one of my agents, like, ‘Hey, is this Instagram thing good for models, or is it bad?’ And they said, ‘No. Keep doing it. Heidi Klum, or whoever, has millions of followers, and that doesn’t hurt them.’ So, I kept with it. I think it definitely helped.
Charlotte McKinney
Hey, don’t knock Judy Blume. Without her, my younger self would never have been able to decode the random acts of madness perpetrated by the fascinating creature known as the teenage girl.
Ken Marino
Hey! Don’t laugh at me for that cupcake thing. I enjoy cupcakes, therefore EVERYONE should enjoy cupcakes.
Ray Toro
I’ve been all over this big old world, hey looking for a ring-dang-do.
Sam the Sham
And there are a lot of groups or mayors that might say, hey, I need the money. I have budget deficit, so I have to do it and they do it. It doesn’t matter what the community wants or where the money comes from?
Eric Bolling
Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
Stephenie Meyer
I like eating the right way, doing things the right way. I never had to have my dad come and say, ‘Hey, you have to get back to the gym’ or, ‘Hey, you’re eating wrong.’
Bryce Harper
If you bet on Microsoft, you are not going to ask anymore, ‘Hey, where is the innovation?’ The challenge going forward is how do we keep up with it.
B. Kevin Turner
Who on earth would expect a band such as Nightwish, to give you, of all people, the phone call, ‘Hey, can you come and join us now?’ Yeah, that turned everything upside down.
Floor Jansen
But when I came, alas, to wive, With hey, ho, the wind and the rain, By swaggering could I never thrive, For the rain it raineth every day.
William Shakespeare
It’s always been the case that you have the really rich, and the really poor. But hey, look, all the great empires have their periods where they rule the world, and then they crumble.
Mickey Rourke
You’ve been fightin again and, you forgot why
Hey kid, walk straight, master your high
Slick Rick
I think growing up in the shadow of New York shaped me for life. Hey, you come from Jersey, you get used to being dumped on by the big city.
David Bryan
You learn a lot as a coach when you sit back and tell someone what to do, and then you realize, ‘Hey, I need to start doing that myself.’ I think coaching can improve a fighter’s game tremendously.
Frankie Edgar
There are not too many places I can go without someone saying, ‘Hey, can I take a picture of you with my daughter,’ or whatever. I’m humble when it comes to that stuff. I never refuse a handshake or a kiss on the cheek. The fans are the ones who put me where I am today.
Michael Sorrentino
John Kerry said today that he wants to get rid of tax cuts for the rich and his wife said, ‘Hey, shut up! What’s the matter with you?! Are you nuts?!’
Jay Leno
You can be a sex symbol through music or film. Hey, there are some politicians that are sex symbols. Is that something you should fight? No. Sex is very natural.
Ricky Martin
I have to say, it was fun doing this ‘Love Letter’ album because, hey, man, love has never failed. It has won every battle. And today and forevermore, it will go on undefeated. I’m also a very loving person.
R. Kelly
Hey, every once in awhile the secondary form works better than the original but it’s certainly a rarity.
Jaime Hernandez
The more I talk, the more I come out and people get to know who I am and what I’m about, it’s only gonna help. And if you don’t like me, hey, cool. Everything in life is 50/50. I accept the good and the bad and just move on.
Kevin Federline
I remember having a feeling like, ‘I can’t believe this is happening!’ Two years ago I was auditioning for The Disney Channel, and now Paul Rudd is saying, ‘Hey man, congratulations on your Emmy nomination!’
Max Greenfield
I wanted to say, “Hey, Pope Francis,” but I cried like a baby. I was reduced to a very humble set of feelings, because it was not about what was said: There’s a presence. That was a blessing for myself and my family and everyone there to be a part of that.
Joseph Fiennes
I met some people who showed me a path in music where they were like hey, look, while yes, it can have to do with being popular and making money, it DOESN’T have to be.
Chuck Ragan
The limousine is the ultimate ego trip, the supreme sign of success. It shouts: Hey, this guy is really and truly Mr Big.
William Proxmire
The first bowl of chocolate pudding was too hot, but Goldilocks ate it all anyway because, hey, it’s chocolate pudding, right?
Mo Willems
A friend of mine – a cameraman at MTV – lost a lot of weight from cycling, and I thought I’d try it, too, thinking whenever you look at a cyclist they all look super-skinny, so hey, why not? But then it turned into such a psychologically satisfying thing.
Carson Daly
You don’t learn how to say ‘hey, I have a problem,’ but you also don’t learn how to hear it. There’s a total breakdown of how females talk to one another. It’s very disconcerting for leadership because it means you don’t talk to each other; you talk about each other.
Rachel Simmons
It’s about enjoying what you do, and that’s what I try to tell everybody, ‘Hey. When we wake up tomorrow, let’s go hard again and let’s try to do better.’ That’s all we can do, and that has been me all these years. I’ll keep doing that until I retire.
Jose Calderon
The overall commentary on what I’m doing is saying, ‘Hey look! I get to create whatever persona I want to, and it’s all up to me. And the truth is, we are all – basically the universe – pretending to be humans for a brief moment of time. With a little self-induced amnesia.
People ask me, ‘Man, are we gonna see one more match?’ And I’ve always said, ‘Hey, never say never, because you never know what you’re gonna do.’
Booker T
Hey, I used to eat at McDonald’s: I liked the taste of the food, especially the French fries.
Eric Schlosser
I really hope that, as the first male CoverGirl, that I am able to inspire others and give other people confidence to try out makeup! Hey, if a random 17-year-old guy can do it, you definitely can, too!
James Charles
I love that mentality: ‘Hey – you know what? – you may beat us, but by God we’re going to beat the hell out of you.’ I’d rather go down that way, with people that will go down swinging than, ‘OK, let’s accept losing.’
Rex Ryan
It just took all of that to come to a screeching halt, to get to the point of having nothing, for me to finally realize, Hey, what are you fighting with this for? Until then, I hadn’t claimed my faith as my own; I had just grown up with it.
Scott Stapp
I’m sure there was people in Australia that told Peter Norman that hey, man, you shouldn’t have done what you did, you shouldn’t have gotten involved in those individuals, it wasn’t your business.
John Carlos
A lot of time, I have to be the person who just goes, ‘Hey dude, don’t even trip. Don’t worry about it.’
Benji Madden
Hey, Hachi People always say that you only discover how precious something is after you lose it— but I think, you only really recognize it… when you see it a second time face to face. -Nana Osaki
Ai Yazawa
I don’t have all answers, but as far as viewing my body… I’m in a place where I can look at my stretch marks and say, ‘Oh, hey, stretch marks!’ and I’m over it.
Mary Lambert
It was just us lampooning our own peer group, saying, well hey, where did this stuff come from? And where does British guys get to be so good at it suddenly?
Neil Innes
Sex is logically impossible after marriage. You have to overcome the paradox of Not this again, and Hey, where did you learn that?
Emo Philips
The worst is, a friend will invite me over, and she’ll say, ‘Hey, you’ve been working so hard. I’ll make you dinner. It’ll be great.’ I’m like, ‘That’s so sweet! Thank you!’ And I’ll come over, and she’s got hardwood samples laid out! She’s using me!
Jonathan Scott
i never pegged you for a fan of the obvious, sam”, “i’m not, otherwise, i would’ve said, ‘hey, shouldn’t you be in school ?'”, “touche
Maggie Stiefvater
Graves: It’s going to snow. Dru Anderson: Thanks for the warning. Graves: Hey, no problem. First one’s free.
Lilith Saintcrow
Hey, if someone is crushing on me, and it brings them out to the show, so be it!
Dierks Bentley
I don’t think I ever saw Hank with anybody, say, ‘Let’s go write a song.’ One Sunday morning we left Nashville to go to Birmingham to do a matinee and a night, and he said, ‘Hand me that tablet up there.’ And he wrote down, ‘Hey, good lookin’, what you got cookin” and before we got to Birmingham it was finished.
Don Helms
We had a pretty good life, growing up in Taiwan, and I think my dad really made a concerted effort to say hey, we’re going to take a chance and go halfway around the world so that my kids can have more opportunities.
Justin Lin
He seems faster too me. He could get seven to 10 yards in a pretty comfortable fashion. I went up to our defense and said `Hey guys, that guy is pretty fast.’
Les Miles
I called up a bunch of the CEOs of Silicon Valley companies and said, ‘Hey, can I come and see you? And I’d like to learn about what you’re doing.’ And I don’t know, most of them said yes.
Michael Dell
I come from the Midwest, from the suburbs – growing up hanging out at the mall and looking at the corn fields across the street. I kind of was embarrassed by it for a long time. Then I decided, ‘Hey, if everyone else can embrace their homeland and where they’re from, I can do the same!’
Alice Ripley
If a European guy came to Africa and said hey guys, you don’t have good – people could tell him to go to hell. You are an imperialist. You are a colonialist. Who are the hell are you to come and tell us what to do? I’m an African. Whatever I say nobody in Africa tell me well, it’s not of your business. It is my business.
Mo Ibrahim
Sam did smile then, and said softly, “Hey Angel.
Maggie Stiefvater
It’s wild to be visiting New York and crossing the street and having someone yell out at me, ‘Hey, Rusty!’ Or to be recognized when I go out as ‘the kid on ‘Major Crimes.”
Graham Patrick Martin
We stand our best chance of leaving a legacy to those who want to learn, our children, by standing firm. In matters of style, hey, swing with the stream. But in matters of principle, you need to stand like a rock.
Kevin Costner
If I want back in time and said ‘Hey, 10-year-old Jagmeet, you’re gonna grow up and in 30 years you’re gonna be the leader of a national party.’ I’d be like ‘What are you talking about?’
Jagmeet Singh
When you blame yourself, you learn from it. If you blame someone else, you don’t learn nothing, cause hey, it’s not your fault, it’s his fault, over there.
Joe Strummer
I think comics will always be around. I think there’s something nice about a comic book. People love to hold ’em, turn the pages, fold ’em up, roll ’em up, stick ’em in their back pocket, show ’em to a friend, and say, “Hey, look at this.”
Stan Lee
Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right – they are the dumbest team in America.
Tom Arnold
They [Andrea Leadsom and Theresa May] both went to state schools, they are both women, hey, that’s pretty quirky for the Tory party. Isn’t this the new sort of Tory party ?
Tim Loughton
I’m not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish ’cause that’s disgusting! How do you know when fish goes bad? It smells like fish either way! ‘Hey this smells like a dumpster, lets eat it!’
Jim Gaffigan
You don’t have to be Willy Loman about it. But, “Airline food is crazy. Hey, what’s with these rent-a-cars?” or you go up and talk about how Christopher Walken wanted to know where my dog’s tail went. That really happened to me.
Jay Mohr
The Democrats can’t lose, so they got rid of Bob Torricelli, way beyond when it was permissible. The time for a replacement had passed, but the New Jersey Supreme Court made up of Democrat hacks said, “Hey, if our candidate can’t go, sure you can put in a replacement.”
Rush Limbaugh
I used to be able to pitch them on the basis of the zombie action, and I could hide the message inside that. Now, you can’t. The moment you mention the word ‘zombie,’ it’s got to be, ‘Hey, Brad Pitt paid $400 million to do that.’
George A. Romero
Sometimes we just sit around and sit on our hands and don’t do anything because it’s like, ‘Hey, that’s not my problem.’ You can’t do that when you’re a superhero.
Mike Colter
I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn’t realize they thought. And they say, ‘Hey, yeah!’ And they like that.
Andy Rooney
The good Lord is amazing; He opens up doors. I was close to abandoning the dream, and He was like, ‘Hey, slow down there, buddy.’
David Nail
I’m sure it’s the same whether you lost your parent at 25 or 45. When they die, the responsibility to do right by them and honor them becomes more important to you, because they’re not here to tell you, ‘Hey man, don’t be doing that,’ or, ‘Yeah, you’re making me proud, or you’re not.’
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I feel that whatever you put out is what you’ll get back. I always put out, ‘hey, hi, I’m a bass player, no bullshit,’ and that’s what I got back. I got the respect.
Suzi Quatro
I always get stopped by security and immigration, telling me, ‘Tell me who the terrorist is, or we won’t stamp your passport!’ The last time that somebody did that to me – at LAX, actually – I was like, ‘Hey, don’t ever ask a brown girl that in an American airport!’
Priyanka Chopra
People tend to shy away from tall guys who dance, but hey, we can make it look good, too!
Ser’Darius Blain
My cat, Ethel, is an indoor cat but somehow she’s sneakin’ out at night. ‘Cause the other morning I found a stamp on her paw… I wouldn’t have noticed myself, but I just bought this new black light and she passed right under it and I said, ‘Hey, what’s that on you paw?
Ellen DeGeneres
We probably looked like starving orphan children. Hey! We were starving orphan children.
James Patterson
Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow… ‘Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second’? No! Such is Mango!
Chris Kattan
Hey, I’m like Aretha Franklin, I don’t get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!
Si Robertson
Hey, I’m just looking for an excuse to retire so I can play summer league baseball, go coach my nephews, play pickup basketball. I’ve always had that ability to move on to the next thing.
Doug Flutie
I was maybe halfway through my career, and I was shooting a Nike commercial, and the director came to the trailer and said, ‘Hey man, you’re really gifted at this. I get a lot of athletes that come in, but you were prepared, and you made everything seem very natural. I really think you should look into this.’
Nnamdi Asomugha
As an experience, as a listener, for me, I miss the record store. I miss going in and knowing the guy at the counter and being like, “Hey,” knowing that he was going to hate the record I put on the counter, and still buying it. That takes some guts.
Amos Lee
I didn’t corner the market on great stories. I’m not the only one who can do something like work at a grocery store and then win a Super Bowl. Other people can do it. You hope people will see that and say, ‘Hey, that will be me.’ They’re going to chase after it like I did. And they’re going to be the next one.
Kurt Warner
To know that a kid could come up to me in 20 or 30 years and say, ‘Hey, here’s a picture of us. I met you at a meet-and-greet, and I idolized you as a child. I’m a WWE Superstar, too, because you inspired me.’ That’s crazy to think, but it could happen. I made it, so if I can make it, anybody can.
Enzo Amore
Hey, Dad, you’ve got to taste what we just did. It’s actually good. (Omari) That is good. What did you two do? (Devyn) No idea. We just added spices until it didn’t suck anymore. (Omari)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
If you know anything about me, you know that my life’s taken a few unexpected curves and crashes along the way. But hey, at least I can say I took the scenic route!
Naomi Judd
Sometimes, to help someone you love, you have to commit a felony. But, you don’t want to go to prison for that. Hey, dude, what are you in for? Armed robbery? Murder? And then, you have to say, Love. And, that’s definitely going to get you, you know, picked last for prison kick ball.
Christopher Titus
Hey, everybody is entitled to think what they want to think.
Trevor Ariza
L.A. fashion is like lip injections. That confuses me. That’s become not just a thing. It’s become fashion, part of your outfit. But hey, to each his own.
Kenny Wormald