Jack Gould Quotes

Commercials on television are similar to sex and taxes; the more talk there is about them, the less likely they are to be curbed.

There is something supremely reassuring about television; the worst is always yet to come.

Mr. Presley has no discernible singing ability.

Why not pick up the new full-length motion picture at the corner drugstore and then run it through one’s
home TV receiver?

It’s like being called up in the draft. The peculiar joy of hemorrhaging without bleeding starts when the evil little red light glows on the monstrous camera.