Koalas Quotes

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It’s the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of koala bears scatter. But I don’t want ’em to, you know, I’m like “Hey, hold on, fellas. Let me hold one of you. And feed you a leaf.”

Pooh hater,’ I muttered under my breath. ‘Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala–why am I even arguing about this with you?

Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed like Elvis Presley and looked slightly like a cross between a koala and a cuddly dog.

I’d love to hold a koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out. I want to spend some time with that guy

I have no fear of losing my life – if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it.

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

I did find out about the koalas and how eucalyptus makes them high and why they sleep all day. They’re little druggies.

I’ve thought about living the koala’s life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

You are my koala bear, and I am your tree.

I must have been a koala in my past life.

My favourite animal is the koala, but his life would be boring. I would rather be a giraffe so that I could contemplate the beauty of Africa.

I want to go to Australia and take the same goofy picture of me holding a koala that everyone else takes.

I hate having long hair. It’s like walking around with a dead koala on your back!

Americans need bullshit the way koala bears need eucalyptus leaves. They’ve become totally addicted to it. They get so much of it back home that they can’t survive without it.

Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?

By 1914, the royal families of Europe were inbred to the point of pantomine. You feel about them as you do about koalas. Nothing so stupid has any right to exist on the planet. On the other hand, they are rather cute, and in grave danger of extinction due to their specialised needs.

I am sentimental,’ she said. ‘I could dissect a koala but not its baby. I like the words damozel, eglantine, elegant. I love when you kiss my elongated white hand.