Linda Sunshine Quotes.
After living with Richard, I discovered that men are only good at cleaning stuff they can hose down.
More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good.
Single people slip out of the dating market for many social, economic, psychological, and ideological reasons including marriage, illness, bankruptcy, job promotion, exhaustion, and common sense. Inevitably, however, they return because of divorce, boredom, loneliness, and memory loss.
If you’re willing to travel, or just super-desperate, the best place in the world to meet unattached men is on the Alaska pipeline. I’m told that the trek through the frozen tundra is well worth the effect for any woman who wants to know what it feels like to be Victoria Principal.
A basic rule of baking is that, in general, it’s almost impossible to make an inedible batch of brownies.
As we move closer and closer to a nonsexist world, women will have an equal opportunity as men to be rejected, embarrassed, and humiliated beyond all consolation.
Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day.
If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: “Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma.”
Tip the world over and everything loose falls into L.A.
I could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn’t afraid of electricity.
I wasn’t very good about the pain. I started screaming for painkillers after the third contraction and didn’t stop until my daughter was eating solid food.
desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.
The strongest common bond between the genders is the universally acknowledged truth that both men and women are unhappy with their hair.
Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie.
If you talk about yourself, he’ll think you’re boring. If you talk about others, he’ll think you’re a gossip. If you talk about him, he’ll think you’re a brilliant conversationalist.
I discovered, quite early in motherhood, that the longest and most painful deliveries occur when you give birth to stepchildren.
There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service.
As for breaking up, once the relationship is over, you never really know what went wrong; you just feel nauseous whenever the subject comes to mind. After a plane crash there’s the black box that tells the FAA what caused the crack-up. Too bad there’s no black box of relationships.
Our mother’s first gift to us comes at the moment we are born, because Mom, as she will subsequently remind us over and over, gives us the Gift of Life Like many of the gifts we receive from our mothers, the Gift of Life usually doesn’t fit properly and is almost never returnable without a major hassle.
Changing schools and friends is hard on children and can often make them desperate and lonely enough to form closer ties with a sibling.
If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.
My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.
