Loaded Gun Quotes

Loaded Gun Quotes by Bo Burnham, Ray Bradbury, Irving Azoff, Penn Jillette, Wil Wheaton, Addison Webster Moore and many others.

I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.

I’m a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.
Bo Burnham
A book is a loaded gun in the house next door…Who knows who might be the target of the well-read man?
Ray Bradbury
We must all be alike. Not everyone born free and equal, as the Constitution says, but everyone made equal. Each man the image of every other; then all are happy, for there are no mountains to make them cower, to judge themselves against.
Ray Bradbury
A lot of people refer to power as shooting a loaded gun. When you have to shoot the gun, you’ve lost the power. Other people’s knowledge of your gun should be enough.
Irving Azoff
Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That’s cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it goes so far beyond cool. All I can think is 12 magicians, two carnies.
Penn Jillette
If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don’t respect him.
Wil Wheaton
Revenge in the hands of your enemies is a loaded gun. You can beg them for mercy, wave the white flag of surrender, but the only true elixir for the vitriol they bestow is a measure of hatred dispensed of your own.
Addison Webster Moore
Unfortunately, dozens of toddlers injure themselves, even kill people with guns, because, unfortunately, not everyone who has loaded guns in their homes takes appropriate precautions.
Hillary Clinton
Many men are stored full of unused knowledge. Like loaded guns that are never fired off, or military magazines in times of peace, they are stuffed with useless ammunition.
Henry Ward Beecher
I came up with a new game-show idea recently. It’s called The Old Game. You got three old guys with loaded guns onstage. They look back at their lives, see who they were, what they accomplished, how close they came to realizing their dreams. The winner is the one who doesn’t blow his brains out. He gets a refrigerator.
Chuck Barris
You are holding a loaded gun, you idiot. Act like it.
Veronica Roth
Four flips the gun in this hand, presses the barrel to Peter’s forehead, and clicks a bullet into place. Peter freezes with his lips parted, the yawn dead in his mouth. “Wake. Up,” Four snaps. “You are holding a loaded gun, you idiot. Act like it.
Veronica Roth
For the fee of $10,000, anyone could be escorted to a room, handed a loaded gun and offered another human to kill. The concept made me nauseous. But it also felt real, and rang bells with my more cynical side.
Eli Roth
To fill a world with … religions of the Abrahamic kind, is like littering the streets with loaded guns. Do not be surprised if they are used.
Richard Dawkins
Great artists are like loaded guns. They are dangerous in anybody’s hands.
Peter M. Brant
When you decide to be something, you can be it.
Frank Costello
Love’s a loaded gun and it shoots to kill.
Alice Cooper
A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table – There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it.
Garrison Keillor
If you want to shoot rare, fast-moving elephants, you should always carry a loaded gun.
Warren Buffett
Go over and over your beads, paint weird designs on your forehead, wear your hear matted, long, and ostentatious, but when deep inside you there is a loaded gun, how can you have God?