Margarita Quotes

I’m reading Our Ecstatic Days, by Steve Erickson. It’s an extraordinary journey and the most exciting thing I’ve found since The Master and Margarita, which I’ve read about 20 times. I like being taken away somewhere by a book.

The Master and Margarita is my favorite. To me it’s the greatest exploration of the human imagination.

If you put down a list of jobs, doctor, lawyer, janitor, teacher or movie star, everybody would pick the movie star. And why? So you could lie around the pool, drink margaritas and send money to your parents. So that’s what I did.

My doctor was like, ‘Any questions?’ And I was like, ‘Yes! When can I drink please?!’ I just want a margarita.

I wouldn’t like to meet you when you’ve got a revolver,” said Margarita with a coquettish look at Azazello. She had a passion for people who did things well.

To remove blood stains from your conscience try frozen margaritas.

Margarita was never short of money. She could buy whatever she liked. Her husband had plenty of interesting friends. Margarita never had to cook. Margarita knew nothing of the horrors of living in a shared flat. In short… was she happy? Not for a moment.

Follow me, reader! Who told you that there is no true, faithful, eternal love in this world! May the liar’s vile tongue be cut out! Follow me, my reader, and me alone, and I will show you such a love!

Two things Florida can teach the other 49 states: how to make a good margarita and how to deal with the aftermath of a hurricane.

The perfect recipe for a margarita is 2 ounces tequila, 2 ounces fresh lime juice, 1 ounce Cointreau, and a tiny splash of some kind of an agave or orange juice.

There’s really no wrong way to use a margarita pool.

I was always the serious kid.

A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don’t like to throw up.

Everything will turn out right, the world is built on that.

The cat, covered in dust and standing on its hind legs, bowed to Margarita. Round its neck it was now wearing a made-up white bow tie on an elastic band, with a pair of ladies’ mother-of-pearl binoculars hanging on a cord. It had also gilded its whiskers.

I think this is the first time I’ve altered a book based on what you guys told me. So it’s an occasion! Soon I’ll be putting up polls to choose between plots, and then it’s a short stop to accepting anonymous contributions and stapling them together while I sip margaritas on the deck of a Pacific cruise ship.

Margaritas are my favorite. And my fiance makes them just perfect.

It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it’s Tuesday I’ll make an exception.

Is that vodka?” Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. “I beg pardon, my queen,” he rasped, “Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!

When you act obnoxious towards people, like on a movie set, they say “we’re ready for you” and I say “oh, go to hell, my feet hurt and my head aches.” You want to have a margarita for lunch, and people like these little ADs and production assistants are like, “well, he’s drinking again.”

Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita

I don’t want to sit around by the pool luxuriating with a margarita. That’s just not what I want to do.