Nannies Quotes

Nannies Quotes by Johnny Carson, Mohamed Al-Fayed, Scott Raab, Laura Linney, Anita Diament, Miley Cyrus and many others.

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There was this billy goat at a movie studio who found and ate a can of film. When a nanny asked him how he liked it, he said, “It was all right but I liked the book better.”
Johnny Carson
I have two Filipino nannies who have British passport and not me. I don’t need British passport. When you were running around in an animal skin, my ancestors were building the pyramids.
Mohamed Al-Fayed
The first time I learned I could sell myself was when I convinced a wealthy American family to give me a job as a nanny. Childcare. Totally unqualified. But I learned to be ready for anything. And that I can adapt. That I can become the best diaper changer.
Scott Raab
I certainly didn’t have a nanny.
Laura Linney
I never wanted Mary Poppins to be my nanny. I wanted to be her when I grew up.
Anita Diament
I never had, like, a nanny that took care of me. My mom always fed me breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Miley Cyrus
I don’t have a nanny or a housekeeper, and I only have a cleaner for one hour each week. I finish work and go home. I cook the dinner. I run into Tesco and do the housework in the evening.
Victoria Beckham
Mrs. Pang was once a nanny for me, and she spoils me the way I imagined kindhearted women would spoil an orphan, loving me for whom I am, exactly the opposite of my mother, whose love I have to earn with great effort and with little success.
Yiyun Li
I have a great husband, great parents and in-laws, and I have help with a nanny. It’s not easy, but there are others who do it every day and don’t have a high-profile job as I do.
Marlee Matlin
Most of the women in your life will outlast the men in your life. The Saturday Night Live ladies – Maya Rudolph, Rachel Dratch, Tina – and I text pictures of our kids back and forth all the time. It keeps us connected. As my nanny used to say, the older you get, the more important it is to know people that knew you when.
Amy Poehler
I pay our nanny more than Im earning.
Rupert Penry-Jones
The reason this country continues its drift toward socialism and big nanny government is because too many people vote in the expectation of getting something for nothing, not because they have a concern for what is good for the country.
Lyn Nofziger
I have held the following jobs: office temp, ticket seller in movie theatre, cook in restaurant, nanny, and phone installer at the Super Bowl in New Orleans.
Adriana Trigiani
Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling ‘banana’, but didn’t know how you stopped.
Terry Pratchett
Robert Louis Stevenson, one evening, stood transfixed at his nursery window watching the lamplighter in the street. When his nanny asked the boy what he was doing he replied: ‘I’m watching the man knocking holes in the darkness.’ We live in a universe made dark by sin. Let’s knock holes in the darkness.
Selwyn Hughes
I’m tired of leaving my wife at home with no nanny and no cook to take care of four kids by herself.
Jeff Kent
As a single mum I have to work, so I’m grateful to have the help of a wonderful and trusted nanny like I had when I was young.
Minnie Driver
Nannies love working in our house because they never know who’s gonna walk through the door.
Ruby Wax
The only difference between the Bel Air of the ’90s and the Bel Air of my childhood is that now the nannies are Latina instead of British, and the cars European instead of American
Lorna Luft
But for me, I knew that if I had a baby, I would have to take care of that baby, and I wouldn’t have been happy with a nanny taking care of my baby and walking into the room and having my child run across the room to another woman.
Stevie Nicks
I’ve done everything from cater, wait tables, pre-school teacher, painting, to being Cinderella, Elmo, a clown, nanny, selling hair… I would do kid’s parties and entertain and do magic and paint faces and balloon animals. The highlight of my life.
Diora Baird
I want a certain thing for my children. I just want to be in their life. I don’t want nannies raising my kids.
Travis Barker
One nanny said, “Feed a cold”; she was a neo-Keynesian. Another nanny said, “Starve a cold”; she was a monetarist.
Harold MacMillan
Once you accept you’re a child in the government nursery, why shouldn’t Nanny tell you what to do?
Mark Steyn
It is time to let America be America again. To return freedom to the people. To stand on our founding principles and reject the cynical politics of the Nanny State.
Rick Perry
Throughout my childhood, my parents dropped me off at a multitude of therapists’ offices in hopes that I’d avoid growing up to be the kind of asshole who writes books about them. Also because it was sometimes easier than finding a nanny.
Jenny Mollen
The nanny seemed to be extinct until 1975, when, like the coelacanth, she suddenly and unexpectedly reappeared in the shape of Margaret Thatcher.
Simon Hoggart
I’m just running through this list of potential nannies and wondered if we should go for a superhero this time. Do you think Wolverine would be interested? He seems to be on every other team right now.
Mark Millar
There is no defence for my actions which I sincerely regret. [on an affair with nanny Daisy Wright]
Jude Law
I’d lose my mind if I heard my kid call the nanny Mommy.
Toni Braxton
Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
Charles Barkley
My parents were very well-off, but we didn’t have a crazy-huge house. We didn’t have thousands of workers and staff; it was just my mum doing the majority of the housework. We didn’t have nannies. I wasn’t brought up in any sort of extravagant way.
Petra Stunt
I lived in Beverly Hills for years. I always had a line, “I hate the rich.” From what I witnessed after living there for 15 years, these people just don’t raise their kids. I used to see the lineup of cars in front of the schools and it was all the nannies.
Andrew Dice Clay
No one can teach your child like you can. No nanny, Bible school teacher, aunt, or uncle has your authority. What a phenomenal privilege is yours.
Max Lucado
[Donald Trump] would give wealthy families 30 cents or 40 cents on the dollar for their nannies, and little or nothing for millions of hardworking families trying to afford child care.
Hillary Clinton
Central planning, judicial activism, and the nanny state all presume vastly more knowledge than any elite have ever possessed.
Thomas Sowell
Most nanny-state initiatives begin on a local level.
David Harsanyi
I was the oldest of the children in my family. I had to do a lot of diaper-changing and lunch-making. I was taking my little sister to ballet, picking up my brother, sort of being a super-nanny.
Vin Diesel
If I’m going to work, hopefully I have a late call time, and can hang out with Rain and our nanny until we shoot.
Marisol Nichols
How arrogant – how very far from humility – would be the self-satisfied, smug assurance that God, a tidy-up-after-us God will come and clean up our mess? Hope for a nanny God, who will with a miracle grant us amnesty from our folly – thats not aligned with either history or the text of the Bible.
Sheldon Whitehouse
I have no regrets about not having children. I still wait for the pang of guilt, but I have none. I tune into the television show Nanny 911 occasionally which reminds me how much patience and love it take to be a good parent.
Amanda Donohoe
I did not have a personal relationship with Jesus until I met my nanny, who helped me through a failing marriage and raising my two boys in a New York City apartment. She showed me by example what it was like to be able to talk to Jesus and bring all my cares and worries to Him. That was in 1990.
Kim Alexis
Thanks to nanny, I’ve got a deep understanding of Russian tales.
Modest Petrovich Mussorgsky
We’ve never had nannies. We’ve had great grandparents, great support from family, and the kids have been on every set: they’ve seen me play Gollum, King Kong, Captain Haddock, the lot. They totally get it, and they want to go into the business. Ruby, my daughter, is very keen to become an actress.
Andy Serkis
I had two children. I had a nanny to manage my kids.
Leslie Caron