Never Trust A Man Quotes

Never Trust A Man Quotes by Lauren Faust, Mika, Anton Chekhov, Arturo PГ©rez-Reverte, Jodi Picoult, Aesop and many others.

There's more than one way to be a girl

There’s more than one way to be a girl
Lauren Faust
Never trust a man in red trousers
You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible.
Anton Chekhov
Never trust a man who reads only one book.
Arturo PГ©rez-Reverte
never trust a man who wears a pinkie ring. . . the only jewelry a guy should wear is a wedding band or a super bowl ring
Jodi Picoult
Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.
Never trust a man when he’s in love, drunk, or running for office.
Shirley MacLaine
I never trust a man that doesn’t drink.
John Wayne
I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card. But as Mark Twain once said, `You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word’.
Dan Quayle
Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice.
Winston Churchill
Never trust a man who carries a handkerchief, I always say. One of many prejudicial rules of thumb.
Haruki Murakami
A man who trusts nobody is apt to be the kind of man nobody trusts.
Harold MacMillan
Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey… Doesn’t try it on.
Billy Connolly
Never trust a man whom you know to have acted like a scoundrel to others, whatever friendliness he may profess to feel towards yourself, however plausible he may be, or however kindly he may behave; be sure that, the moment he has anything to gain by so doing, he will “throw you over.”
Charlie Day
A man who doesn’t trust himself can never really trust anyone else.
Jean Francois Paul de Gondi
Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.
Noel Coward
There is more than one way to burn a book.
Ray Bradbury
Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead
Tom Waits
Never trust a man who lays his hand on his heart when he assures you of anything.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
Long experience has taught me that people who do not like geraniums have something morally unsound about them. Sooner or later you will find them out; you will discover that they drink, or steal books, or speak sharply to cats. Never trust a man or a woman who is not passionately devoted to geraniums.
Beverley Nichols
Never trust a man who can dance.
E. L. James
But I am in the gambling business, for good or ill; it is the business I have chosen, and the only governing rule that we all recognize is: always sit close to an exit and never trust a man who doesn’t sweat.
Hunter S. Thompson
And I also trust that there’s more than one way to do something.
Dennis Muren
Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache.
P. G. Wodehouse
Never trust a man who says he is only a little crooked, and that the crookedness is exercised in your interest.
Theodore Roosevelt