Ouch Quotes

Ouch Quotes by Kiersten White, Shaquille O’Neal, Cassandra Clare, D. J. MacHale, Kelley Armstrong, Cormega and many others.

Evie? Evie! Ouch!

Evie? Evie! Ouch!” Jack yanked his hand out of mine,shaking it and glaring at me. “I need these fingers later.
Kiersten White
If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
Shaquille O’Neal
Ouch,” Jace said in her ear, his tone indignant. “You elbowed me.” “Well, you landed on me.
Cassandra Clare
Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
D. J. MacHale
I called Clay from the SUV. “How’d it go at the paper?” he asked. “She called me perky.” “Ouch.
Kelley Armstrong
When I got shot I wasn’t like ‘yes’ I got shot, now I can say that in my raps, when I got shot I said ‘ouch’.
[C]ouches and chairs covered in scratches aim away from one another, making it possible for a dozen people to sit in this room at once and not have to talk to one other person, which is a miracle in furniture arrangement.
Nova Ren Suma
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Ouch! And Marino goes down quicker than his Boonesfarm-infused sister in the back of my ’68 Cutlass on our first date after watching ‘Love Story’ at the drive-in.
Dennis Miller
A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
Shaquille O’Neal
You really turning mercenary on your favorite older brother? (Dev) No. I would never do that to Alain. (Aimee) Ouch! Bearswan got ‘tude. (Dev)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Come on, baby.” Paris combed his fingers through her hair. “Look past my terrible personality and hideous looks and throw me a bone. Teach me how to woo you properly.” She snorted. “I’d argue the hideous looks part.” “But not the terrible personality? Ouch. That hurts, baby.
Gena Showalter
A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.
Tommy Cooper
Life is always going to be a series of ouch-making moments, and the question was, was I going to go all fetal position, or was I going to woman up? I went into fetal position on the bed to think about this. Fetal position turned out to be very comfortable.
Maureen Johnson
Beneath the ocean surface, bad things are happening. Increasing CO2 makes ocean water more acid, and that threatens to dissolve the shells of some ocean animals. Ouch, how’d you like to have your shell dissolve?
Mark Powell
claire:dont do anything dumb or ill kill you myself shane:ouch girl whatever happend to unconditional love around here
Rachel Caine
I look at it [Scream movie] and think, wow, I can’t believe I wrote that at such a young age. I also look at it and go, ohhh ouch, that dialogue, whoa.
Kevin D. Williamson
Business associates? Ouch. That’s worse than friends
Julie James
My net worth is the market value of holdings less the tax payable upon sale. The liability is just as real as the asset unless the value of the asset declines (ouch), the asset is given away (no comment), or I die with it. The latter course of action would appear to at least border on a Pyrrhic victory.
Warren Buffett
Yep, ouch. He and apologies didn’t get along.
Larissa Ione
My heart is very much alive and in your hands. Do your best not to destroy it. You are very lucky it isn’t it my hands… The only thing I know to do with hearts is incinerate them! Ouch!
Christine Feehan
Every time I give a straight answer and read it in a magazine, I say, ‘Ouch.’ One day I’d like to talk to a psychoanalyst about why celebrities reveal so much of themselves in interviews.
Gilbert Gottfried
Wow I can’t belive I won. This is awesome. Don’t trip and fall. I’m gonna get to thank the fans, this is so cool. Oh, Kanye West is here. Cool haircut. What are ya doing there… Ouch… I guess I’m not gonna get to thank the fans.
Taylor Swift
While there’s life, there’s hope.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
Shane said, “Don’t worry. I’ll protect you.” Claire hit him in the shoulder. “I don’t need you to protect me.” “Then why am I going first?” “So you can take the first punch while I throw the second?” “So I’m bait? Ouch. You’ve been in Morganville way too long, girl.
Rachel Caine
I knew I would be in the story somewhere,” Eugenides interjected. “Oh no,” said Phresine, “This was a humble servant.” “Ouch.” “Though very courageous.” “Not me,” whispered Eugenides to his pillow.
Megan Whalen Turner
While there’s life, there is hope.
Stephen Hawking