Pork Pies Quotes by Colin Baker, Jo Brand, Nikita Khrushchev, Stephen Fry, Delia Smith and many others.
Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they’ve got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere.
I tried to eat better too, but when you’re on tour you literally just eat some hideous pork pie on the motorway on the way to a show. It’s a really unhealthy lifestyle: you’re up late, drinking loads of coffee to stay awake, drinking loads of alcohol because you’re socialising with people.
He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It’s simply a question of taste.
I feel I would love to close down for a number of years in some way and just be in the country making pork pies and chutneys and never have to poke my head out of the parapet.
The thing I can’t resist is a pork pie. That’s my idea of a lovely treat.
