Retard Quotes

We all know that any thing which retards in any way the free circulation of the sap, also prevents to a certain extent the formation of wood and leaves.

I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.

Our political correct society is acting like some giant insult’s taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards…There’s going to be a retard summit at the White House.

Justin’s fan are called Beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards.

You know who doesn’t get the death penalty? Crazy people. That’s a defense in America. My client’s crazy. He doesn’t know what he did. Fine, then he doesn’t know we’re gonna kill him. If a guy’s that retard, you put him the electric chair and tell him it’s a ride.

Maybe I’m a supernatural retard.

Humble birth did not retard his genius, nor high place corrupt his soul.

I collect things that just look retarded.

The man who will neither play nor do business unless everything is just to his liking and notions, retards rather than contributes to progress.

The mass of workers, as yet non-Socialist, is retarded in its development towards Socialism.

Mathematical discoveries, like springtime violets in the woods, have their season which no human can hasten or retard.

I highly approve of Romney’s decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

I don’t know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

And then all of a sudden, you’re doing jumping jacks, you’re happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak.

The only true development in American recreational resources is the development of the perceptive faculty in Americans. All of the other acts we grace by that name are, at best, attempts to retard or mask the process of dilution.

Men may make laws to hinder and fetter the ballot, but men cannot make laws that will bind or retard the growth of manhood.

We will establish ourselves in Palestine whether you like it or not…You can hasten our arrival or you can equally retard it. It is however better for you to help us so as to avoid our constructive powers being turned into a destructive power which will overthrow the world.

Yes, I play dress up. I do it for a living, like a retard.

Put it down in capital letters: SELF-DEVELOPMENT IS A HIGHER DUTY THAN SELF-SACRIFICE. The thing that most retards and militates against women’s self development is self-sacrifice.

A moving body whose motion was not retarded by any resisting force would continue to move to all eternity.

Nothing has tended more to retard the advancement of science than the disposition in vulgar minds to vilify what they cannot comprehend.

I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.

My boyfriend calls me ‘princess’, but I think of myself more along the lines of ‘monkey’ and ‘retard’.

Scholastic learning and polemical divinity retarded the growth of all true knowledge.

..be smart, don’t be a retard.

Persons drinking coffee, as a general rule, eat less, though coffee, and also tea, have little direct food value; but they retard the waste of the tissues, and so take the place of food.

Animals are our younger brothers and sisters, also on the ladder of evolution but a few rungs lower. It is an important part of our responsibilities to help them in their ascent, and not to retard their development by cruel exploitation of their helplessness.

Guys are kind of retarded until they’re about 30.

The Democratic Party has lost much of it credibility with working class and low-income people. It retards progress toward presenting a genuine alternative.

A Christian cannot help being free, because in the pursuit and attainment of his object, no one can either hinder or retard him.

The fact that women in the home have shut themselves away from the thought and life of the world has done much to retard progress.We fill the world with the children of 20th century A.D. fathers and 20th century B.C. mothers.

Every action that helps us manifest our divine nature more and more is good; every action that retards it is evil.

Libertarians recognize the difference between adults and children, as well as differences between normal adults and adults who are insane or mentally hindered or retarded.

It was absolutely critical to renew the Bush tax cuts. Letting them expire would result in a massive tax increase that would retard economic growth.

Upon the progress of knowledge the whole progress of the human race is immediately dependent: he who retards that, hinders this also.

Not only are the philosophies of animal rights and animal welfare separated by irreconcilable differences… the enactment of animal welfare measures actually impedes the achievement of animal rights… Welfare reforms, by their very nature, can only serve to retard the pace at which animal rights goals are achieved.

Obstacles may retard, but they cannot long prevent the progress of a movement sanctified by its justice, and sustained by a virtuous people .

If you’re a racist, right now, in 2011… You just look like a retard, man.

The doctrine of a material hell in its effect was to chill and deaden the sympathies, predispose men to inflict suffering, and to retard the march of civilization.