Sam Simon Quotes

Sam Simon Quotes.

Mary had a crypto key, she kept it in escrow, and every

Mary had a crypto key, she kept it in escrow, and everything that Mary said, the Feds were sure to know.
Sam Simon
One of the things about animal rights, which is not the only thing that I care about in this world, is that your money can bring success. I see results.
Sam Simon
I’m supporting the charities that I supported during my lifetime, and I want to continue to do that.
Sam Simon
I am a big PETA supporter, and their East Coast headquarters is the Sam Simon building, and their West Coast headquarters is in the Bob Barker building.
Sam Simon
I don’t think the spirit of Hollywood is such a spirit of generosity. I think people really begrudge giving. In New York, it’s like that.
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In the pressure cooker of a TV show, it’s a little bit of a witches’ brew. I completely think I’m capable of being crazy. I probably was crazy when I was doing ‘The Simpsons’.
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Work made me crazy. I was tough to get along with.
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Boxing should probably be banned. But until then, I’m a big fan.
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With ‘The Simpsons,’ people didn’t know what they were gonna see. They didn’t have a clue.
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Through PETA, we rescue animals in roadside zoos and circuses. They are some of the most abused animals in the country.
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I have a desire to help animals, the question of whether it makes financial sense, it’s my money and I get to do what I want with it. It’s an expensive hobby I picked up at the end of my life.
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I was just an animal lover. Everything that the Sam Simon Foundation does is supposed to help dogs and people – that’s our mission.
Sam Simon
I was very concerned about helping animals improve their situations. But that was out of love. It wasn’t political or out of a belief that animals had rights.
Sam Simon
Id rather be nauseous than tired, I think.
Sam Simon
A lot of charities spend a million dollars on a fundraiser to make $15,000. It’s a social swirl. They do some great stuff and then – it’s called mission drift. It becomes more about the parties.
Sam Simon
There are certain times you realize you’ve got too much money. One was when I started getting bills from the Koi hotel. When I was remodeling the Koi pond, the Koi had to go to the Koi hotel. They ended up staying there for 13 months and I never asked what the bill was.
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Thanks to Bart Simpson, I have a pretty good life.
Sam Simon
I was hoping for 13 episodes that my friends would like. It’s a good lesson, isn’t it? If you do something trying to make your friends laugh and that you can be proud of, you can also be successful.
Sam Simon
When people make donations to non profits, they want to know that their money goes to good use.
Sam Simon
The sort of lifetime achievement stuff that I’m getting now is kind of like Tom Sawyer’s funeral because they all know I’m sick. I am getting buildings named after me and awards and stuff.
Sam Simon
Everything that the Sam Simon Foundation does is supposed to help dogs and people – that’s our mission.
Sam Simon
Veganism is an answer for almost every problem facing the world in terms of hunger and climate change.
Sam Simon
Animals are not here for our entertainment.
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The reason my food bank is vegan is because I can’t pay for animal products in good conscience.
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The truth is, I have more money than I’m interested in spending. Everyone in my family is taken care of.
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