Sex And Death Quotes by Peter Greenaway, Woody Allen, Terry Pratchett, Eddie Izzard, Peter Steele, Sam Llewellyn and many others.
There are basically only two subject matters in all Western culture: sex and death. We do have some ability to manipulate sex nowadays. We have no ability, and never will have, to manipulate death.
You’ll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.
Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.
The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s evil. I think that the worst thing you could say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever. After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death.
To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.
If you’re a Shakespeare fan, isn’t that a way to negotiate sex and death?
And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.
I stay way from that area, and there’s only so many songs you can write about love, sex and death.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.
In gardens, beauty is a by-product. The main business is sex and death.
I like to behave in an extremely normal, wholesome manner for the most part in my daily life. Even if mentally I’m consumed with sick visions of violence, terror, sex and death.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Sex and death. Two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you’re not nauseous.
I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
I am not afraid of death. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Abortion occurs so frequently in my stories. Abortion sort of synthesizes both sex and death. To have sex and death placed as close to one another as possible is always a goal of mine.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.