Shoplifting Quotes

I learned lots of dirty jokes very young. There was this girl who told me them. The gang I led went in for shoplifting and pulling girls’ knickers down. Other boys’ parents hated me.

I used to love to go to the movies – I’d see two in a row. A few times I even snuck into the second movie after it started… now that I think about it, that’s kind of like shoplifting! Needless to say, I still love going to the movies, but I don’t sneak in anymore.

I got arrested for graffiti. I got arrested – a lot of, like, underage drinking, drunk in public, shoplifting, you know, your various, like, suburban arrests, I guess.

If you’re a drug addict, often you’re stealing – I’ve gotten done for shoplifting a few times.

Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!

Of course I don’t want to go to a cocktail party…If I wanted to stand around with a load of people I don’t know eating bits of cold toast I can get caught shoplifting and go to Holloway [women’s prison].

I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach.

A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads “Convicted Shoplifter.” However, her lawyers hope to plea bargain down to a bumper sticker reading “I’d Rather Be Stealing!.