Snake Quotes

Snake Quotes by Bindi Irwin, Genesis Rodriguez, J. K. Simmons, Bear Grylls, Myles Garrett, Mort Walker and many others.

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Actually, I have this random fear, and it’s of bees and wasps. Bees and wasps actually scare me just a little bit. I’d rather have a snake or a crocodile, yes… I appreciate them, and I love them, but I have a slight fear.
Bindi Irwin
I could never date a guy with a pet snake.
Genesis Rodriguez
You can’t play a guy who’s just a snake, because what do you draw on?
J. K. Simmons
The hardest thing about my job isn’t the snake bites or the crocodiles, it’s being away from my children. I have a really religious satellite phone call every day back to the boys, wherever we are, whatever time zone, to say goodnight.
Bear Grylls
You played ‘Snake’ on it. That’s what we had a cell phone for, when my mother would let us use it. When you had it, you set it down at the table, you set it down in the other room, we ate, and you enjoyed your time with your family.
Myles Garrett
When I first started, you couldn’t mention divorce or death. You couldn’t show smelly socks. You couldn’t show a snake. They took a skunk out of my strip one time.
Mort Walker
When Western filmmakers look for an Indian they want him to play a snake charmer, a chauffeur or a peanut vendor.
Victor Banerjee
I’ve only seen one snake out in the wilderness, not behind glass, and I froze. I literally couldn’t move. So to say I have a fear of snakes would be true.
Jeff Nichols
I just loved Jake The Snake because of that character and how he cut a promo. That dark nature of his character was amazing.
Randy Orton
Self-love for ever creeps out, like a snake, to sting anything which happens to stumble upon it.
Lord Byron
Roger became a part of me, and when he went off the deep end and became a mad snake, I felt sorry for him.
Michael Zaslow
I’ve done movies for certain reasons; I did ‘Anaconda’ because the black man lives. Simple. The black man isn’t dead in the first three pages, like Jurassic Park. It’s like, ‘The black man kills the snake with a Latino girl? Damn! I got to do this.’
Ice Cube
Many parks in Florida have information kiosks with colorful enamel signs showing the special flora and fauna in the park. The gopher tortoise, the scrub jay, the indigo snake. At no park with an indigo snake on its kiosk signs could I find an indigo.
Padgett Powell
In films, I didn’t crave the type of attention I had sort of stumbled into in my music career. And I do not audition well. I’m really not good at it. Early on, I did movies like ‘Alpha Dog’ and ‘Black Snake Moan’ because the directors didn’t ask me to audition.
Justin Timberlake
You never know: the next DJ Snake, the next Skrillex, the next big DJs might wait outside of the club. You gotta give back and listen to the next generation and show some love.
DJ Snake
I don’t live in L.A. on purpose because I don’t wanna be immersed in that. I have to have a real life, with real people, in order to inform what I’m doing; otherwise, it just becomes the snake eating its own tail. Vampirism.
Alan Arkin
In neurotics, worm phobias are usually found as well as snake phobias.
Karl Abraham
Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
Ambrose Bierce
I’ve played a ghost, cat, snake. I’ve been funny, sad. I’ve been filmed flying on screen. So why not spend time on something else? I don’t need to accept everything I’m offered.
Maggie Cheung
I’m fascinated by the whole concept of snake handling. When you read about the Pentecostal snake handlers, what strikes you the most is their commitment.
Lucinda Williams
I have no fear of losing my life – if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it.
Steve Irwin
I’m still stupid. I still do what I’m not supposed to do. Are you serious? I’m Jake ‘The Snake,’ man. I never claimed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Jake Roberts
A human being is still more likely to die of a bee sting, snake bite or, Lord knows, automobile accident than by shark attack. We do not execute the perpretrators of death by car. We should not butcher an animal for an inadvertent homicide.
Peter Benchley
Growing up, my uncle had a snake and I always thought they were really interesting.
Danny Green
Americans are the great Satan, the wounded snake.
Ruhollah Khomeini
I do feel like by buying rats from a pet store, you are saving them because if not, they would get fed to a snake or something.
Nikki Reed
I never thought, as a kid, that I’d have an action figure, much less an action figure sold in a two-pack with Jake The Snake.
Randy Orton
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
W. C. Fields
I’m like a snake sleeping on a rock. I won’t bother you unless you poke a stick at me.
Harlan Ellison
You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it’ll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it’s not even funny.
Steve Irwin
Propaganda is a soft weapon; hold it in your hands too long, and it will move about like a snake, and strike the other way.
Jean Anouilh
If you see a snake, just kill it – don’t appoint a committee on snakes.
Ross Perot
One of the first auditions I had in New York was for a commercial where I had to go in and audition to be a snake charmer… It was either some bank commercial or something where they wanted a guy charming a snake… I remember they wanted to know if I actually knew how to snake charm.
Aasif Mandvi
My favorite moments? Where it’s all going swimmingly, the sun’s out and I’ve got a fire going and a nice snake on the barbecue.
Bear Grylls
I can recall, as a young adult, running through the rain forest at the Forest Reserve, at times feeling a sense of fear when I felt I was in danger. In danger of confronting an ugly snake or a coral snake, which represented the greatest fear of someone in a rural area when you traverse the forest.
Anthony Carmona
In social matters, pointless conventions are not merely the bee sting of etiquette, but the snake bite of moral order.
Florence King
The snake kills by squeezing very slowly. This is how the civilized world slowly, slowly pushes into the forest and takes away the world that used to be.
James Cameron
The relationship with a snake is not like what we have with dogs, like how we can sort of cuddle a dog.
Danny Green
Inevitably, the world of ‘communications’ / PR / advertising / marketing is full of charlatans flogging snake oil. It is therefore very easy to do things and spend money just because it’s conventional.
Dominic Cummings
I’ve probably saved thousands of peoples’ lives with my educational message on snake bites, how to get in around venomous anything.
Steve Irwin
Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts, man – brilliant mind.
The Undertaker
People think we don’t give a toss about the game, but when I walked out of Windsor Park that night I felt lower than a snake’s belly. The reality is still there.
Rio Ferdinand
I think there’s a point to regulating, because there are snake oil companies.
Anne Wojcicki
Thank God I have parents who’d support the crazy things I did. If my dad found a snake, I’d take it to the woods. I was always taking these homeless birds and homeless cats home.
Ashlan Gorse Cousteau
I’m embracing new technology to record my songs, and it’s a wonderful way to interact with people who love Whitesnake and help spread the gospel of the ‘Snake, and I’m having fun doing it.
David Coverdale
My hike up the Snake Path at Masada was mystical. The fog rolled in, enveloping the entire mountain.
Richard Edelman
The world of men is dreaming, it has gone mad in its sleep, and a snake is strangling it, but it can’t wake up.
D. H. Lawrence
My Mother was a very wild Australian woman. When we were in Africa she could kill a snake with one blow from a crow bar, which she kept at the back door.
Mem Fox
Owing to ignorance of the rope the rope appears to be a snake; owing to ignorance of the Self the transient state arises of the individualized, limited, phenomenal aspect of the Self.
Guru Nanak
I’m like Loki in Nordic mythology: one day I’ll be a woman and the next day a snake.
Yung Lean
Method is more important than strength, when you wish to control your enemies. By dropping golden beads near a snake, a crow once managed To have a passer-by kill the snake for the beads.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
A crook is a crook, and there’s something healthy about his frankness in the matter. But any guy who pretends he is enforcing the law and steals on his authority is a swell snake. The worst type of these punks is the big politician.
Al Capone
Sin penetrates to the heart, darkens and hardens it until it extinguishes the light of belief. Each sin has a path that leads to unbelief. Unless that sin is swiftly obliterated by seeking God’s forgiveness, it grows from a worm into a snake that gnaws at the heart.
Said Nursi
One of my friends is Snake from Skid Row.
Steve Brown
I think it’s been hard for people to understand how Islam can be a good religion, and yet the Islamists are evil. Those of us who have had experience with Islam understand this, just as we understand the difference between snake handlers and people going to church on Sunday morning.
P. J. O’Rourke