Snogging Quotes

Snogging Quotes by James McAvoy, Louise Rennison and many others.

In a love scene that's really advantageous because you

In a love scene that’s really advantageous because you don’t have that horrible moment of: “We don’t really know what we’re supposed to be doing, we just know we’re supposed to be snogging and then shagging.” Then the director shouts “action” and it’s like: “Should I feel her boobs? I don’t want to feel her boobs!”
James McAvoy
Hello, my sister, Libby, also your daughter, is snogging a potato in my bed. What are you going to do about it?’ Dad started yelling uncontrollably. I wonder if he is having the male menopause? If he starts growing breasts, I will definitely be running away with the Circus.
Louise Rennison
Look, I can’t go out with you, because… because… because I’m a lesbian.
Louise Rennison
You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!
Louise Rennison
I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven’t had anything to do with them yet” – Georgia Nicolson
Louise Rennison
I could have quite literally snogged until the cows came home. And when they came home I would have shouted, “WHAT HAVE YOU COWS COME HOME FOR? CAN’T YOU SEE I’M SNOGGING, YOU STUPID HERBIVORES???
Louise Rennison
…Then it said on the news, “And tonight the Prime Minister has just got to Number Ten.” I looked down at Jas and said, “Ooer.” Meaning he’d got to number ten on the snogging scale. And then we both laughed like loons. Vati just looked at us like we were mad.
Louise Rennison