Stupid Quotes by Oscar Wilde, Charles Saatchi, Marilyn Monroe, Michael Johnson, Kami Garcia, Mel Brooks and many others.
Nobody ever commits a crime without doing something stupid.
I have made so many mistakes, and such really stupid ones, I would start blubbing away if I could remember even half of them. But do not dwell on cock-ups, I say. You don’t learn by your mistakes – at least I don’t – so best to blunder on making fresh ones.
If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I’ve got to follow it through. What am I supposed to do, look intelligent?
How could you look more stupid than to be the guy accepting a bronze medal in gold shoes?
Exactly. They’re stupid. Who cares?” “I care. They bother me. And that’s why I’m stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stupid. I’m stupid to the power of stupid.” She waved her hand. The moon blew away. “That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.” I looked at her out of the corner of my eye.
There’s no such thing as too far. If it works it’s funny, if it doesn’t work it’s too far, it’s stupid. Really there’s no such thing as “too far.” You’re joining the politically correct when you use words like “too far.” You don’t want to join the army of politically correct.
It’s the stupid details that my heart is breaking for.
War is mankind’s most tragic and stupid folly; to seek or advise its deliberate provocation is a black crime against all men.
I can stand by a tweet. But Comedy Central said they couldn’t publicly support me, unless I deleted it. I wasn’t about to tell the people who work for me that they didn’t have jobs anymore because I wasn’t going to delete a stupid tweet.
It may be that there is an afterlife and I’ll look incredibly stupid, but at least I will have had a crammed pre afterlife, a crammed life, so to me the most important thing is you know as Kipling put it. […] To fill every unforgiving minute with 60 seconds worth of distance run.
Why can’t I be friends with somebody who’s gay? Why not? You can miss out on a lot by being so small-minded and stereotypical about people. It’s stupid.
A synopsis of every story we do: someone gets over their own stupid ass.
I used to quite fancy Russell Brand, but I’m not sure if it’s just because he’s funny. He’s definitely got something and I can’t just switch all that off because of one stupid moment. I fancy Barack Obama too, which is a wrong crush, isn’t it? He’s a married man, and he’s quite old, but he looks young, so he’s fair game.
The plot details of B movies are irrational: accept that people do things that are contradictory, against their own best interests, have short term aims & limited attention span, and do incredibly stupid things while things blow up. Apart from things blowing up, this is just like the music industry.
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex… It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.
If you ask a stupid question, you may feel stupid; if you don’t ask a stupid question, you remain stupid.
Why would you clone people when you can go to bed with them and make a baby? C’mon, it’s stupid.
An eleven-year-old girl is many things, but she is not stupid.
whoever is so stupid as to imagine God to be either masculine or feminine openly shows that he is as bad a philosopher as a theologian.
Claiming certainty without corroborating evidence is stupid.
I wish the American public wasn’t so stupid if they realized that half the people on television make a living just to insult the other party.
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
I wonder whether if I had an education I should have been more or less a fool that I am.
I’m Wolf Blitzer and yes, that’s my real name.
What is it you most dislike? Stupidity, especially in its nastiest forms of racism and superstition.
Everyone looks the same to me in a photograph: stupid.
You can’t control how you are perceived, and you are a fool if you waste any energy trying to do so. Vanity will get you nowhere.
People are stupid… They will believe a lie because they want to believe it’s true, or because they’re afraid it might be true.
It’s a library, only the stupid or the evil are afraid of those
Memo to Congress: America’s problem is not that government is too small. It’s the spending, stupid!
There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.
I mean, it’s stupid to miss someone you didn’t even get along with. But I don’t know, it was nice, you know, having someone you could always fight with.
I don’t know how to speak to celebrities. Every time I talk to Alan Menken, I say something stupid and I have to apologize.
Unlike the weak, the strong neither give up nor are driven by pain into rash or stupid behavior. They don’t like pain any more than anyone else, but they are not willing to settle for short-term relief if it means reducing their options later. They don’t rob Peter to pay Paul, they face reality now.
For the first time I could remember, I felt weak, woozy and stupid— like a human-being. Like a very small and helpless human-being.
If you’re buying an album because of the face on it, you’re stupid.
Girlfriend is such a stupid word. I couldn’t stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call her ‘wife.
I think this reason why girls don’t do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, вЂAll right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what’s it going to be?’ We all know what was chosen.
And so I’m stupid for thinking they might be useful. Because of something Johanna Mason said while she was oiling her breasts for wrestling.
It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing
I will gladly go to jail in the name of free speech. I have no problem with what I said. Make me a martyr.
I wish that I could say I was optimistic about the human race. I love us all, but we are so stupid and shortsighted that I wonder if we can lift our eyes to the world about us long enough not to commit suicide.
I believe he [Saddam Hussein] wants a better relationship with America.
But he does look stupid.’ Yearning. Not stupid. He wants awfully to be on the inside staring out: anybody with their nose pressed against a glass is liable to look stupid.
When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I’m just like, ‘Oh shut up’ I’m so sick of them because they’re always complaining.
What can be more stupid than to be in pain about future things and absent ones which at present are not felt?
Convince yourself that you are working in clay, not marble, on paper not eternal bronze: Let that first sentence be as stupid as it wishes.
“You look different now. Like a proper little girl,” (said Gendry.) “I look like an oak tree, with all these stupid acorns,” (said Arya.) “Nice, though. A nice oak tree. […] You even smell nice for a change.”
I don’t care what people think. People are stupid.
Modern art is childish – not childlike, remember, childish; not innocent but stupid, insane, pathological. We have to get rid of this trend. We have to create a new kind of art, a new kind of creativity. We have to bring to the world again what Gurdjieff calls objective art.
I’m not going to put my energy into dunking every time I get the ball. That’s stupid.
Well, it’s not so easy to give an answer when you ask a stupid question!
That’s stupid, that’s bias.. they lied, they don’t wanna gift credit for anything
In time of war all countries behave equally badly, because the power of action is handed over to stupid and obstinate men.
I love it. It’s silly to say that it is a world of false and stupid people. Sure there are witches and swindlers, but you can meet there many creative, talented and generous persons too. Hollywood is a pleasant place, when you are hip to the game and you enjoy it for what it is really.
To be just without being mad (and the madder you get the madder you get), to be peaceful without being stupid, to be interested without being compulsive, to be happy without being hysterical… smoke grass.
Great nations need organizing principles, and ‘Don’t do stupid stuff’ is not an organizing principle.
Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
I miss you.” “That’s stupid,” she said. “I saw you this morning.” “It’s not the time,” Levi said, and she could hear that he was smiling.” It’s the distance.
There is no refuge from memory and remorse in this world. The spirits of our foolish deeds haunt us, with or without repentance.
Each person bears a fear which is special to him. One man fears a close space and another man fears drowning; each laughs at the other and calls him stupid. Thus fear is only a preference, to be counted the same as the preference for one woman or another, or mutton for pig, or cabbage for onion.
I’m not letting any stupid decisions get in my way. I want to be a role model, letting girls know that they can follow their dreams.
That title, is one of the things I fought for. A lot of people said ‘But it’s stupid, and it’s the title of a comedy movie, and people won’t take it seriously,’ and I’m sure there are some people who still don’t. But for the most part, people do see that we really have a quality show.
I think anyone who is famous is a moron if they’re on Twitter. It’s just stupid.
If it requires a uniform, it’s a worthless endeavor.
If this man had not twelve thousand a year, he would be a very stupid fellow.
You think this necklace is a tailsman?” “Yep, I’m not stupid Leif. I hang with Death, ya know.
There’s just not that many videos I want to watch.
It is not that I am so clever; it is that everyone else is so stupid.
When all actions are mathematically calculated, they also take on a stupid quality.
I try not to worry about what that’s going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that’s when you look really stupid.
I think what some people are doing with effects is starting to get silly. It’s overused.
I get a kick out of it, but it would be stupid to let it go to my head. It’s modeling – I didn’t find the cure for cancer.
I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, ‘Am I a sex symbol?’ Then I go back to bed again. It’s stupid to think that way.
I was very surprised how many people were earnestly reminiscing about the ’80s. It’s such a stupid thing to do, like, to be honestly invested in nostalgia. It never even occurred to me to do that.
Nothing makes you feel more stupid than finding out you were wrong when you thought you were loved.
People are attempting to bring a superficial reality to superheroes which is rather stupid. They work best as the flamboyant fantasies they are. I mean, these are characters that are broad and big. I don’t need to see sweat patches under Superman’s arms. I want to see him fly.
Of all the bigotries that savage the human temper there is none so stupid as the anti-Semitic.
I wasn’t the best student. I wasn’t stupid, but I wasn’t paying a lot of attention.
Science stands, a too competant servant, behind her wrangling underbred masters, holding out resources, devices, and remedies they are too stupid to use. … And on its material side, a modern Utopia must needs present these gifts as taken.
In a stupid nation the man of genius becomes a god : everybody worships him and nobody does his will.
I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Progressivism is the belief that we have too much freedom with which to make too many stupid choices.
Join me in welcoming the next president of the United States, Paul Ryan.
He has denied what has happened. His sworn statements have denied what has happened.
What egotism, what stupid vanity, to suppose that a thing could not happen because you could not conceive it!
I’m under stress. They killed me on wikipedia. They killed me. And I didn’t stay dead long enough to sell no DVDs. I didn’t even stay dead long enough – I was too stupid. I should’ve stayed low. I should’ve laid low. I could’ve been gone for a year; I’d have made money. And then I’d have risen from the dead.
I had no particular desire to enlighten them, but I had some difficulty in restraining myself from laughing in their faces, so full of stupid importance.
People always tell me the next stage of my career means moving to New York, but I never will. I don’t care how that affects my career, and I think it’s stupid that it would.
He [Tinky Winky] is purple – the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle – the gay pride symbol.
Morally repugnant and tactically stupid are a lousy combination.
Absolutely, it’s a really weird stage because at the minute, I can walk down the street and be unrecognised, lead a normal life, but my label and everybody is warning me that will be changing and I’m in for a rollercoaster ride.
She glanced rapidly between them, blinking and hoping her double vision would go away. They were glaring at each other. Would they fight? If she saw her own double she probably be tempted to punch it once or twice. Especially today. For being so stupid.
As is so often the case with pieces that appear in the ‘Onion,’ I honestly could not decide whether this was a clever hoax or not – the arguments were almost exactly as stupid as the real thing.
I’m sure I spent more time in Texas than anybody else who had run for President recently.
Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.
Without philosophy, history is always for me dead and dumb.
He was a silly guy. Out – do the other guy. That was his effort at all times.
This is why Indians are thought to be stupid. They can’t think, they don’t know anything, they say. But we have hidden our identity because we needed to resist, we wanted to protect what governments have wanted to take away from us.
When you’re young, you need to be silly and be stupid and not be trying to do that when you’re 40 in a red sports car.
Now you watch reality TV, you watch them in all those pools or Jacuzzis and I say to myself was I that stupid? But that was me then.
I don’t have any insight or understanding on anything about the government. All I think is that it’s stupid – which is the one perspective that’s almost completely lacking in Washington.
I wouldn’t say I’m a feminist, but I don’t like girls pretending to be stupid because it’s easier.
I really can’t complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can’t get paid to be smart.
Making jokes is about the most wrong and stupid thing a bemused, middle-aged, white heterosexual Anglo Saxon sort of Celt Australian male can do these days.
If we judged everybody by the stupid, unguarded things they blurt out to their nearest and dearest, then we wouldn’t ever get anywhere.
What worries me the most is that I don’t know when my patience will run out, when I’ll finally do something really stupid. Wait and see.
I am so stupid that I cannot understand philosophy; the antithesis of this is that philosophy is so clever that it cannot comprehend my stupidity. These antitheses are mediated in a higher unity; in our common stupidity.
From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented.
I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions.
As you go higher up in the ladder, you look down, and it’s a pretty far fall, so you tend to watch your step a bit more. That’s all you can do. It’s a full time job not to kill these niggas out here; every day I ask for the strength not to go off the handle and whack one of these stupid cunts.
Another stupid party . . . with six people to look on, and talk nonsense to each other.
I have seen [Betsy DeVos] present a few times. I don’t really know her. But I have seen her present on education policy, and she’s not a stupid person.
Nothing could be more stupid than for the communications commission to give to people who handle the means of broadcasting the inventing of what to broadcast, and then, disturbed at the poor quality, to worry about censorship.
I want the cheesy dates at the movies, the stupid walks at the beach and sharing straws in a cup
Possibly drastic and Spartan methods may be forced upon American society if it continues complacently to encourage the chance and chaotic breeding that has resulted from our stupid, cruel sentimentalism.
I need you to be clever, Bean. I need you to think of solutions to problems we haven’t seen yet. I want you to try things that no one has ever tried because they’re absolutely stupid.
When I’m in an interview with someone who is not intelligent, but flat-out ignorant, idiotic and stupid, or just an ass, it really gives me a headache.
I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long.
By and large, Americans close their ears to anything not in English. That’s stupid because there’s some great music around the world that we should be listening to.
Of course, the overwhelming majority of Muslims are not terrorists or sympathetic to terrorists. Equating all Muslims with terrorism is stupid and wrong.
The only hope for healing is to offer a better form of ecstasy, to upgrade so the addict will give up the stupid one.
When you give success to stupid people, it makes them more stupid sometimes and not more intelligent.
I’m not going to fight because I mean too much to our team, and I can’t afford to be suspended for a game or do something stupid to get me kicked out of a playoff game.
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.
Airshow flying is tough, it’s even tougher if you do something stupid. Don’t do nuthin dumb!
I was so poor growing up…if I wasn’t a boy…I’d have nothing to play with.
It would be a foolish high representative who worked that way.
The Postfix security model is based on keeping software simple and stupid.
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
You don’t have to die in order to make a living!
I know this is stupid, but part of me felt like if I could come see you today, if I could convince you to go with me tonight, then maybe I could still change things. It’s dumb, I know. It’s not like Levana cares if I, you know, might have actual feelings for someone.
That’s the thing with sci-fi and action roles. You have to play the danger as real. If you don’t, you end up with egg on your face. You have to commit. You can’t think about how stupid it might look without the special effects.
So, you wouldn’t marry me.” “Ridiculous question. I’m eighteen!” “Oh, it’s an age thing?” He frowned. “You don’t mean wild oats, do you? We’re not going to have some stupid break so you can experience other—” Zuzana put a hand over his mouth. “Gross. Don’t even say it.
Why do you need to do a fancy cartwheel for before you hit him? It just looks stupid.
Crime is stupid, lazy and weak. You can only exploit it and make money out of it.
Last year, when he had been staying with the Pevensies, he had managed to hear them all talking of Narnia and he loved teasing them about it. He thought of course that they were making it all up; and as he was far too stupid to make anything up himself, he did not approve of that.
When I was 23, I went to Alaska by myself into the glaciers of the coast range and climbed a mountain by myself. It was incredibly reckless, incredibly stupid. But I was lucky. And I survived, and I came back to tell my story.
What a terrible thing to have lost one’s mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.
I wonder if there were any goths in gothic times. They’re like: You look completely appropriate. You don’t look stupid or lonely at all.
Smart people sometimes get stupid, but stupid people never get smart.
‘Refudiate,’ ‘misunderestimate,’ ‘wee-wee’d up.’ English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!’
When I was growing up, I was told I was stupid and that I would never achieve. I suffered from dyslexia, and in those days it wasn’t recognised.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Trump just looks stupid trying to appeal to blacks and Latinos.
If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn’t own anything. My wife’s a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven’t sold them.
Our real discoveries come from chaos, from going to the place that looks wrong and stupid and foolish.
My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world, and exiles me from it.
I’ve always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
The education that prepared me was my general education classes, which I tried to avoid when I was a stupid undergraduate, but which gave me the foundation of general knowledge that makes a career as a writer possible.
Smoking sucks! The one thing I would say to my kid is, вЂIt’s not just that it’s bad for you. Do you want to spend the rest of your life fighting a stupid addiction to a stupid thing that doesn’t even really give you a good buzz?’
It is both delusional and stupid to think that clothes don’t really matter and we should all wear whatever we want. Most people don’t take clothing seriously enough, but whether we should or not, clothes do talk to us and we make decisions based on people’s appearances.
With all the efforts made by modern society to nurture and educate the young, how stupid it is to permit the mothers of young children to spend themselves in the coarser work of the world!
Worry is evidence of an ill-controlled brain; it is merely a stupid waste of time in unpleasantness. If men and women practiced mental calisthenics as they do physical calisthenics, they would purge their brains of this foolishness.
Most Oscar parties are pretty silly. They’re really for people who like to schmooze.
I might be stupid to think love is love, but I do.
We will reduce the White House staff by 25 percent
I love drinking now and then. It defecates the standing pool of thought. A man perpetually in the paroxysm and fears of inebriety is like a half-drowned stupid wretch condemned to labor unceasingly in water; but a now-and-then tribute to Bacchus is like the cold bath, bracing and invigorating.
Everybody has a secret world inside of them. I mean everybody. All of the people in the whole world, I mean everybody — no matter how dull and boring they are on the outside. Inside them they’ve all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds… Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands, maybe.
I hate skinny women, especially when they say things like ‘Sometimes I forget to eat.’ Now, I’ve forgotten my mother’s maiden name, and my keys, but you’ve got to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!
Anybody who has a career is going to have to deal with a rumor in their time, or something that usually isn’t true. I have a great team behind me and a family that supports me. I just care too much about my career. I have been working too long to let it slip away for something stupid.
‘Hansel and Gretel’ is one of the scariest stories ever written! Psychotic mother; stupid, inane father.
It took me until my teenage years to realize that I was medicating with music. I was pushing back against my stupid school uniform, instructors who called me by my last name and my classmates, who, while friendly enough, were not at all inspiring.
Nobody can be rich and stupid for more than one generation.
Foolish. Stupid. I knew it. I knew my reaction was unreasonable, bu the heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. Blaise Pascal said that, and I’ve always found it to be true.
Only he has the calling for politics who is sure that he shall not crumble when the world from his point of view is too stupid or too base for what he wants to offer. Only he who in the face of all this can say ‘In spite of all!’ has the calling for politics.
I think a lot of times we don’t pay enough attention to people with a positive attitude because we assume they are naive or stupid or unschooled.
You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.
The embassy in Cairo put out a statement after their grounds had been breached. … An apology for America’s values is never the right course. … The statement that came from the administration was – was a statement which is akin to apology and I think was a – a severe miscalculation.
Music is an attitude. It’s a sensation to the average person, to the human being. And keep it simple, stupid. That’s always been my theory.
PowerPoint makes us stupid.
It’s good to feel stupid sometimes and do things that are out of your comfort zone.
I wonder if in part why so many people are angry at Microsoft is not just because their products frustrate them so much, but also because this frustration is ignored. The computer makes people feel like they are dummies, when in fact it is the computer that is stupid.
“Right!” “Right!” “You can get there!” “I can get there!” “You’re a natural at counting to two!” “I’m a nat’ral at counting to two!” “If you can count to two, you can count to anything!” “If I can count to two, I can count to anything!” “And then the world is your mollusc!” “My mollusc! What’s a mollusc?
Politics is the polite way of telling somone else they’re stupid.
As a vessel is known by the sound, whether it be cracked or not; so men are proved, by their speeches, whether they be wise or foolish.
Have patience with the quarrelsomeness of the stupid. It is not easy to comprehend that one does not comprehend.
I had a lot of ideas about conservatives and then I got to Fox and just, I was like, ‘Oh, they’re not all evil and stupid.’
Hiccup: Thank You For Nothing You Stupid Reptile.
I was not elected to produce a pile of vetoes.
I tweet early in the morning when I wake up or late at night just to let you know that I have a show or what’s on my mind, and that’s it. I hate Snapchat and all of that. It’s making kids so stupid.
And I have a plan to do even better, to end welfare as we know it
I don’t think you can rely on Iran. I don’t think you can rely on other radicals like the Taliban. They dispatched Al Qaida to bomb New York and Washington. What were they thinking? Were they that stupid? They weren’t stupid. There is an irrationality there, and there is madness in this method.
Our first album was a stupid mistake by the record company. They tried to sell us as an alternative act. A big mistake!
Guess what? Faisal Shahzad is a registered Democrat. I wonder if his SUV had an Obama sticker on it.
We’re having so much writing some of the sillier stuff that never would have been on Mr. Show. And that’s not a knock on Mr. Show at all, because it’s my favorite comedy show of all time. Even before I worked on it. It’s just really refreshing to write something so stupid and say, “We gotta do that.”
When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn’t a lot worth paying attention to.
Far be it from me to ever let my common sense get in the way of my stupidity. I say we press on.
Oh God. valentine’s Day tomorrow. Why? Why? Why is (the) entire world geared to make people not involved in romance feel stupid when everyone knows romance does not work anyway. Look at (the) royal family. Look at Mum and Dad.
The wrong Democratic reaction to a stupid Republican utterance is to play hurt.
As a child, I was called stupid and lazy. On the SAT I got 159 out of 800 in math. My parents had no idea that I had a learning disability.
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
Stupid is never that entertaining. You can be stupid and sexy, stupid and funny but he’s just plain stupid. That is not remarkable, that’s what I mean.
Maybe these kids are just too young and too dumb to know about the first 13. Maybe they can’t comprehend that the Braves have only won one World Series in those 13 years.
I’ve always chosen my band members based on their sense of humor. It might sound stupid, but it means not only are they fun to live with on a tour bus for years, but humor implies intelligence.
Developers, developers, developers…
Anybody that you put on TV five hours a week is at some point is going to say something stupid.
If we’re bringing up kids that are so stupid that they kill themselves because of a song, what good are the kids in the first place ?
The discipline of the written word punishes both stupidity and dishonesty.
Stupidity trumps Machiavelli almost every time when you are looking for an explanation.
Every day I hear stupid people say things that are not stupid.
I know too much about religion to be religious, so to speak, and I am not that stupid, either.
It is quite easy for stupid people to be happy; they believe in fables, and they trot on in a beaten track like a horse on a tramway.
I can’t tell if I want to be a rapper who’s funny because I kind of enjoy just doing really stupid songs about nothing. But I want to have a career that’s long-lasting, and I don’t think people want to listen to a straight-up comedy rapper all the time.
[In the Universe it may be that] Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare. Some would say it has yet to occur on Earth.
Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don’t compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.
Stupid how the mind will try to distract itself.
I enjoy being involved in making the artwork for albums and stupid stuff like that.
My best attribute is knowing when not to answer stupid questions
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. Even those of the intelligent who believe that they have a nostrum are too individualistic to combine with other intelligent men from whom they differ on minor points.
There is no sin except stupidity.
constituted a critical lapse in judgement and a personal failure on my part for which I am solely responsable
Simon-“From now on I will only adress people by nodding at them.” Clary-“That’s stupid why would you do that?” Simon-“Because it says that ‘I am a badass, and I recognive that you too, are a badass
Every journalist who is not too stupid or too full of himself to notice what is going on knows that what he does is morally indefensible. He is a kind of confidence man, preying on people’s vanity, ignorance or loneliness, gaining their trust and betraying them without remorse.
The birth of a man is the birth of his sorrow. The longer he lives, the more stupid he becomes, because his anxiety to avoid unavoidable death becomes more and more acute. What bitterness! He lives for what is always out of reach! His thirst for survival in the future makes him incapable of living in the present.
Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference.
Whenever I did anything wrong, stupid or hard-hearted, and I have done many things that were all three, my mother always said “it is because you were too much indulged.”
The impenetrable stupidity of Prince George (son-in-law of James II) served his turn. It was his habit, when any news was told him, to exclaim, “Est il possible?”-“Is it possible?”
Violence is stupid. Even as a last resort, it only ever begets more of the same.
Am I about to feel really, really stupid?
Existence was not only absurd, it was plain hard work. Think of how many times you put on your underwear in a lifetime. It was appalling, it was disgusting, it was stupid.
Can we agree there are no stupid questions? Probably not. But let’s try anyway.
And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National
When I was doing theater in the 1950’s, 60’s and 70’s we weren’t allowed to film any of the shows that I did, it was against union rules. It was a stupid law, because so much is lost. We now have no record of these famous stage plays, so it turned out to be very narrow-minded thinking.
It’s not that I dislike many people. It’s just that I don’t like many people.
Fear can keep you alive. The trick is not to let it overwhelm you. Not to let it rule you. If you’re afraid, that’s the universe trying to tell you something. Get away. Don’t run; don’t panic. Just pick up and walk out, calm as you please. Panic makes you stupid.
I didn’t realize I was in a Buddhist temple.
At school where you a dunce or a teacher’s pet? All of the above. I was stupid so they thought I was cute.
Nobody looks stupid when they are having fun.
If you are always trying to do something great and different and fresh, lots of them are going to be shut down for lots of stupid or good reasons, but you have to keep on trying.
It’s stupid to claim that one human being is special, or picked out by God, when in fact there are hundreds of millions of human beings in the world, and God knows how many millions of people long dead who have been lost to history, all of whom were probably special to someone.
Most songwriters who have been lucky enough to have their song on the radio or be heard widely don’t know anything about science. The best songs have a strong dose of metaphor. Most songs about science don’t have that. Like ‘She Blinded Me With Science.’ It’s a stupid song, no offense to Thomas Dolby.
I was asked once if I ever got tired of playing bimbos, and I answered that I’ve never played a bimbo. I’ve always played smart, manipulative women. Marilyn Monroe and Judy Holliday, who were not stupid, could play stupid really well, but I don’t do it well.
If there is a serious outbreak in the UK I doubt voters will risk a Labour government. Time to get serious… Look at Diane Abbott’s irresponsible comments on Ebola patients, Mili’s open border policy. No. Way.
Power is supposed to be so corrupt. I don’t think it’s so much corrupt, in the usual sense of the word, as stupid and unrealistic. The more power a person has, the further he gets from reality.
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
You are literally too stupid to insult.
It’s possible to fight intolerance, stupidity and fanaticism when they come separately. When you get all three together it’s probably wiser to get out, if only to preserve your sanity.
It sounds stupid, but there’s nothing like walking down the street and seeing a building that’s older than 100 years old. I think London – not to sound pretentious – like New York, it’s a big melting pot for all things and it’s just got this energy that you can’t find anywhere else.
Just for fun, I’m really goofy and I would love to do some stupid comedy. I’m talking, like, crazy, out there, Will Ferrell type of thing. I love it, I think those movies are so funny.
I’d been through crappy day jobs and stupid garage bands. I was determined to make it as a musician.
I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.
It’s like the neighborhood I would have grown up in, I think, if I had have grown up here.
I started working at Hanna-Barbera in ’92 on 2 Stupid Dogs.
I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train.
Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!
Those who don’t heed the warnings don’t live to admit they were stupid not to do so.
In today’s life, the world belongs only to the stupid, the insensitive and the agitated. The right to live and triumph is now conquered almost by the same means by which you conquer internment in an asylum: the inability to think, amorality and hiperexcitation.
Is there such a thing as a man-made stroke? In other words, did someone do this to (Democratic Senator Tim Johnson)? …I know what this [Republican] party is capable of.
You don’t have to tell me everything right away, but I have to tell you everything right away? Can’t you see how stupid that is?
Timothy McVeigh was a coward. Violence is the stupid way out. It’ll discredit any real legitmate movement.
I’m old, I’m young, I’m intelligent, I’m stupid. My tide goes in and out.
America is a hurricane, and the only people who do not hear the sound are those fortunate if incredibly stupid and smug White Protestants who live in the center, in the serene eye of the big wind.
For awhile, I got stupid about only wanting a leading-man role, but I have no illusions. I know I’m not Brad Pitt.
Among many reasons for being stupid it may be urged, it is being like other people, and living like one’s neighbours, and indeed without it, it may be difficult to love some neighbours as oneself: now seeing the necessity of being dull, you won’t, I hope, take it amiss that you find me so.
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
Dying in the line of duty is heroic, but dying while unemployed is just stupid.
We find it hard to believe that other people’s thoughts are as silly as our own, but they probably are.
I’m not stupid!” In Bean’s experience, that was a sentence never uttered except to prove its own inaccuracy.
Stop!” Narcissus got to his feet. “This is not right! This person is obviously not awesome, so he must be…” He struggled for the right words. It had probably been a long time since he’d talked about anything other than himself. “He must be tricking us.” Apparently Narcissus wasn’t completely stupid.
To learn bad dialogue is so difficult and so boring, and to work with a stupid director who tells you to do the wrong thing, etcetera, it’s just unbearable.
About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.
What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War … Athena versus Poseidon?” “I don’t know. But I just know that I’ll be fighting next to you.” “Why?” “Because you’re my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?
When I started out as a 12-13 year old, it was a stupid idea. I remember when I went to try to get coached by Heinz Reinkemeier and my coach Gaby, when I went and met them, India was nowhere in shooting. They said, ‘you want to win a gold at the Olympics? Why don’t you ride an elephant back home?’
I.Q. deficiency. There are some people who are an order of fries short of a Happy Meal, and what is often a characteristic about every one of these people is that they don’t know it. They have no idea how incompetent or stupid they are. It’s the exact opposite. They have the loftiest, highest self-image.
Left to themselves people are noble, generous, uncorrupted, they’d create a completely new kind of society if only people weren’t so blind, stupid and selfish.
I did throw a lot of eggs into one basket, as you do in your teenage years – ‘I am buying these records, I am wearing this’. I did quite a bit of that. You have to do it, wear your stupid shoes, wear your stupid hair.
All the other children at my school are stupid. Except I’m not meant to call them stupid, even though this is what they are.
Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here.
Almost any difficulty will move in the face of honesty. When I am honest I never feel stupid. And when I am honest I am automatically humble.
When happiness points in one direction while wisdom, truth, integrity, and common sense point in another, that’s when really smart people start doing really stupid things.
I have done stupid with a lot of zeros on the end of it. I know what it looks like.
I try and be as stupid as possible regarding my profession, which means I try to look at as few design magazines as possible.
You have to believe in God before you can say there are things that man was not meant to know. I don’t think there’s anything man wasn’t meant to know. There are just some stupid things that people shouldn’t do.
When I was a senior, I ran for class president. And I lost. One of my opponents even told me I was “really stupid” if I thought a girl could be elected president.
I mean how do you know what you’re going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don’t. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it’s a stupid question.
The most stupid mistake a counter-insurgency operation can make is alienating the population. If you alienate the population, you’re finished.
[the Ghost Team] is an ensemble comedy. It’s about people who are searching for meaning in their lives, and they end up doing this stupid thing after they’re inspired by one another.
The “Powers That Be” are not smart enough to engineer Armageddon, but they may yet be stupid enough. If governments are involved in covering up the knowledge of aliens, then they are doing a much better job of it than they seem to do at anything else.
Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live forever, and all be rich. Conservatives are never that stupid.
Everybody knows that I have tougher ethics rules than any previous President.
If Adam was stupid about his pride, Gansey was stupid about Adam.
n case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died – an entire town destroyed.
Be straight with yourself just to maybe save a few more people from being stupid and being ignorant.
I just think that people take me a little more seriously as a brunette. I don’t know if that’s just because of a societal preconceived notion that all blondes are stupid, but it’s a different kind of attitude.
There’s been so many different types of musicals, and it’s a funny genre because there’s a fine line between clever and stupid. It really takes a genius to know how to do it.
And you chose to fight for Artemis instead, what kind of stupid are you? (Jeff)
‘The Real World’ is the most predictable arc ever. They get on the show, they’re all excited, we’re gonna be best friends, then people start drinking and get hammered, and say stupid stuff, and that’s pretty much it.
Do every stupid thing that makes you feel alive.
You know when people are stupid, it frustrates me.
We thought all this teaching was to make us smart. What it did was make us stupid. With all the little facts we learned, we never had the time to think.
To be stupid and selfish and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness. Though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless.
If you’re stupid enough to whiff, you should be smart enough to forget it.
I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I’d go around the house interviewing everybody, telling stupid jokes, doing voices. I mimicked Sidney Poitier, Sammy Davis Jr., people on ‘Laugh-In,’ Flip Wilson.
This cures everything except stupidity, which is an epidemic on the rise.
I’ve always wondered, what am I going to do that’s important with these stupid jokes that I tell.
I start to feel like I can’t maintain the facade any longer, that I may just start to show through. And I wish I knew what was wrong. Maybe something about how stupid my whole life is.
One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision.
Talking and eloquence are not the same: to speak and to speak well are two things. A fool may talk, but a wise man speaks.
I’m not stupid, I realise selling it is not as important as it used to be that way, I think it’s more important to get your music out there and if people want to hear it an mp3 form or whatever I’m fine with that, I just don’t enjoy the sound of it at home for personal taste.
Who am I to stop everybody just to tell my stupid story? It’s presumptuous.
As you get older, you don’t really have any excuse to be stupid anymore, to be in the dark.
Too many whites are getting away with drug use… Too many whites are getting away with drug sales… The answer is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict them and send them up the river, too.
Dubh is do?” I was incredulous. It was no wonder I hadn’t been able to find the stupid word. “Should I be calling pubs poos?” “Dubh is Gaelic, Ms. Lane. Pub is not.
Fear and realisation of ignorance, strong medicines against stupid pride.
The education of young people is narrowing. They cannot have the scope they used to have. They are being taught in high school by people earnest, still, but maybe less well-prepared than we would want them to be – but not because they are stupid or churlish.
I’m rarely in a situation where, if you have a good idea, it’s not embraced. That’s stupid. And I don’t work with stupid people.
Stupidity is a talent for misconception.
To a new generation of butterflies, hopefully less stupid than last. Maybe they were burgeoning even now in fat little cocoons. Or maybe not.
I feared Sarah was one of those women who instead of laughing said, “That’s funny,” or instead of smiling said, “That’s interesting,” or instead of saying, “You are a stupid blithering idiot,” said, “Well I think it’s a little more complicated than that.
I felt like the blonde in every horror movie who hears a noise in the basement and goes to investigate alone. Sometimes you smell the stupid all around you, but you step in it anyway.
General reader feedback is usually pretty worthless. 99% of people give feedback that is irrelevant, stupid, or just flat out wrong. But that 1% of people who give good feedback are invaluable.
Advice in old age is foolish; for what can be more absurd than to increase our provisions for the road the nearer we approach to our journey’s end.
Sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led.
I mean people up here aren’t stupid, I’m lower gene pool and I kind of sit in amazement at watching some of them because they are pretty damn smart.
I realized that even I have weird intimacy issues with humans – like, I need my friendships to get deeper, I need to be locked in, I need to remember people’s names. I know this sounds really stupid, but I just need to be more present in my life.
I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I’m stupid or a clown or something. They think I’m crazy.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
…the greatest weapon against big stupid men was a sharp mind.
I’m not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I’m really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public.
I am not a philosopher, only frustrated by the development of the world we live in – and too stupid to keep my mouth shut when I see injustice.
A clever woman often compromises her husband; a stupid woman only compromises herself.
The main problem I always have with multiplayer is that human beings are grabby, entitled, selfish, ugly, stupid, evil cockstoppers.
Having plead guilty, I do not believe that I am any different than the vast majority of the members of Congress.
I’m very scared of water. When you don’t see the water… I imagine monsters – stupid things.
I think we are all of us a pretty milky lot, without tea-table convictions and our radicalism that keeps so consistently within the bounds of decorum . . . .I’d like to annihilate these stupid colleges of ours . . . instillers of stodginess.
When you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, ‘Hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing else to offer’, which maybe is the case many times. But then again there is the one that is as smart as her breasts look, great as her face looks… so people are shocked.
Now, there are two ways to approach a subject that frightens you and makes you feel stupid: you can embrace it with humility and an open mind, or you can ridicule it mercilessly.
Behind it all is surely an idea so simple, so beautiful, that when we grasp it – in a decade, a century, or a millennium – we will all say to each other, how could it have been otherwise? How could we have been so stupid?
Synergy is the driver. There are two levels of synergy: there are operating synergies, which, you know, you’d have to be stupid not to try to take advantage of, and then there are strategic synergies. In other words, in what positions you would be more sustainable, more long term, and so on.
Though there are still many good people out there in the world, it seems that they’re vastly outnumbered by the stupid, selfish, violent ones.
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
Stupid people always ignored good advice
So the moral of this week is: if you do something really, really stupid in front of someone you’re just getting to know and they still think you’re awesome, then you got yourself a friend.
I’m a staunch Independant. Every time I think I am a Republican, they do something greedy, and every time I think I am a Democrat, they go and do someting stupid.
Revolutionary politics, revolutionary art, and oh, the revolutionary mind, is the dullest thing on earth… What a stupid word! What a stale fuss!
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.
They say military have the so-called ‘secret intelligence’ – this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I’ve never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.
We Slytherins are brave, yes, but not stupid. For instance, given the choice, we will always choose to save our own necks.
[talking about word “homophobia”:] I myself donВґt like “gays” – and let me stress that I don’t consider that word a synonym for “homosexual” – in the same way that I don’t like Communists and Feminists as advocates of a harmful and stupid ideology. But have no fear of them.
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity.
It’s very healthy for a young girl to be deterred from promiscuity by fear of contracting a painful, incurable disease, or cervical cancer, or sterility, or the likelihood of giving birth to a dead, blind or brain-damaged baby (even ten years later when she may be happily married).
The enemy [in Iraq] pulls back. We think we’re doing well. Well, they pull back. They’re not stupid. And then after we leave, you see what happened.
I take full responsability…for what we did. It was the right thing to do.
I’ve been racking my brain. I’ve been trying to figure out how Bob Dole’s luggage got on my airplane…I told the doctor, I said, ‘Look, I’m worried about the next election.’ … A misunderstanding.
Most of my cliches aren’t original.
Everyone says there’s a lack of leadership in the world these days. I think we should all be thankful, because the only reason for leadership is to convince people to do things that are either dangerous (like invading another country) or stupid (working extra hard without extra pay).
If a President of the United States ever lied to the American people, he should resign.
I used to think she was quite intelligent , in my stupidity. The reason I did was because she knew quite a lot about the theater and plays and literature and all that stuff. If somebody knows quite a lot about all those things, it takes you quite a while to find out whether they’re really stupid or not.
If you wish the sympathy of the broad masses, you must tell them the crudest and most stupid things.
If only faces could talk.
The earth is a great piece of stupidity.
I’m young but I’m not stupid.
In our rather stupid time, hunting is belittled and misunderstood, many refusing to see it for the vital vacation from the human condition that it is, or to acknowledge that the hunter does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, he kills in order to have hunted.
But courage which goes against military expediency is stupidity, or, if it is insisted upon by a commander, irresponsibility.
There is a time on every job where you say, screw caution. I’m not foolhardy. I’m not stupid. But sometimes you have to be the battering ram.
Oh! I’m stupid as well as insane.
I think that marijuana makes you stupid but sensual. I’ve watched many of my friends and loved ones become more erotic and dumber – just going around with a glazed expression on their faces from their last orgasms to the next – and found them really quite boring.
Memo to White House: Calling voters stupid is not a winning strategy.
What is it with all of these young single white women? Overeducated – doesn’t mean intelligent.
If you say “the economy,” you show you’re stupid. There’s no such thing as the economy. There is not a unity between the forces of production and the relations of production.
When you give a speech you don’t go through a laundry list, you talk about the things that you think are important.
I don’t want any funny business, and above all I don’t want to be dragged into other people’s funny business. If it’s to be my head on the block, I want to know that it’s doing there, and not that it’s some stupid things that other people have done.
I believe in America. I’m one of those silly flag wavers.
It’s not worth moving heaven and earth, spending billions of dollars just trying to catch one person.
You simply cannot tell other people they are stupid, even if they really are stupid.
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
I suffered a lot when there was, like, a birthday party and I was not invited. Not because I was ugly or stupid; I was not invited because the parents would say to the kids, “Don’t invite him, because he’s poor and he comes from the south of Italy, and he can’t give you nothing.”
She doesn’t understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
When all actions are mathematically calculated, they also take on a stupid quality.
The Pakistanis are straightforward and sometimes extremely stupid. The Indians are more devious, sometimes so smart that we fall for their line.
Here is a relationship booster that is guaranteed to work: Every time your spouse or lover says something stupid make your eyes light up as if you just heard something brilliant.
I’m a Bad Test Taker…you mean you’re stupid?
Nothing so obstinately stands in the way of all sorts of progress as pride of opinion. While nothing is so foolish and baseless.
I have an adult emotional life and an editing system inside me which prevents me from being preposterously stupid.
To be stupid, and selfish, and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness.
As soon as I accepted that I am this kind of writer and I happen to live here, and stopped going to meetings and stopped beating myself up because I wasn’t making a ton of money writing for some stupid sitcom, I felt really at home.
When one stops working at the height of one’s career, it’s just stupid not to say, ‘I want to make sure I have a house.’
It’s no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another.
Many, perhaps most, people who lose their jobs are mistaken about the reason for which they lost their jobs. Some will say that they’re failures, others that their boss had it in for them, and others yet that they were sure their career ended because of a stupid faux pas they made at the company picnic.
It would be stupid tameness, and unaccountable folly, for whole nations to suffer one unreasonable, ambitious and cruel man, to wanton and riot in their misery.
There was a time when everyone remembered that stupid thing about me not getting out of bed for less than $10,000 a day. These days, it’s far more important to me that I’m part of a team which raises over $1 million a month for Aids. I’m much more proud of that, than that other old quote.
I love escaping into character. It’s a chance to try on people that you wouldn’t be brave or stupid enough to be in real life.
When you walk the track and you see a corner and realise you were going round it at 160mph, you wonder who could be so stupid to take a corner at that speed. But in the car, you don’t even think about that.
You have to be quite stupid to act.
I never professed to be perfect. I do something wrong or something stupid, I laugh at myself.
That sounds stupid, but in most films that take six months, you’re actually spending four weeks to do a fight scene.
Men who think that a woman’s past love affairs lessen her love for them are usually stupid and weak.
I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.
All of the characters in my films, they share one commonality. It doesn’t matter whether they are good or bad, it doesn’t matter whether they are smart or stupid, these characters all take responsibility for their own behavior. I’m much the same.
Accept life, take it as it is? Stupid. The means of doing otherwise? Far from our having to take it, it is life that possesses us and on occasion shuts our mouths.
If being stupid is the only way for an intelligent man to be happy, then let us hope that unhappiness be his choice!
Russian may seem narrow-minded, impudent, or even stupid people, but can only pray for those who are against them.
Why are you making a joke out of this?” she asks. “Because it’s stupid, Nik. There’s not even room in my day to think about someone else.
When a book comes out I wonder if one person will buy it. It’s agony. Of course it’s stupid, but it’s agony.
I have always noticed that people only think you are stupid if you do things differently from them.
Entities are beings that are dead. They are the lowest beings on the evolutionary scale because they don’t even know they are dead. They are so stupid. What they seek is life again – they come into the world of the living.
A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.
The law against sodomy is trying to stop homosexual men from enjoying themselves. That’s what the law is all about. But this is stupid. What do you do according to the law? You find two men enjoying themselves sexually. You arrest them and throw them in… prison? That outta do it.
V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love.
You know, what Einstein has just said isn’t so stupid.
I was always one of these people who is irrationally moved by stupid pop songs.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
One cannot guess how a word functions. One has to look at its use and learn from that. But the difficulty is to remove the prejudice which stands in the way of doing this. It is not a stupid prejudice.
Because saving the people you love isn’t stupid. It isn’t even a choice
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
What you have is Mitt Romney running around the country saying ‘Well, you know, my wife tells me that what women really care about are economic issues, and when I listen to my wife, that’s what I’m hearing.’ Guess what? His wife has actually never worked a day in her life.
I have had time to analyze my feelings. I am certain that they are totally neurotic, sexist, silly, and a big waste of time.
Dimitri: “Were you really going to attack all of us? Doing that…protecting her like that – it was very brave. Stupid, but still brave. Why did you even try it?” Rose: “Because I’m her guardian.”
I’m blushing at my own stupid, nonsensical, meaningless thought process, which, by the way, nobody knows about except me.
God created women beautiful – so that men can love them – and stupid – so that they can love men.
Metallica’s the only band i’ve ever been in. I’m not sure that when it ends in five, ten years, I’m going to put an ad in the paper saying, ‘stupid drummer looking for stupid people to play music with,’ Metallica is it and I think when that ceases, that’s it.
I had a place in England and was commuting from England to Australia, which is pretty stupid, but after two years I sort of knew what I wanted to do, more or less.
I’m in a foul mood as I’m making stupid mistakes… This morning I lost beyond repair a painting with which I had been happy, having done about twenty sessions on it; it had to be thoroughly scraped away… what a rage I was in!
The worst days are when you feel foggy in the head – chemo-brain they call it. It’s awful because you feel boring. As well as bored. And stupid. And resigned.
When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest? Who could do the stupidest thing? And you knew it was a stupid thing to do, but you would do it just so you could be the coolest guy. And then you end up doing really cruel crap.
The media works in sound bites. They can make you look like a genius or stupid.
Private property has made us so stupid and partial that an object is only ours when we have it, when it exists for us as capital … Thus all the physical and intellectual senses have been replaced by … the sense of having.
I felt, and it may sound a bit stupid, that I want to try things that are hard.
You occupied my space. But because you were not in my present, when I looked into my future I saw . . . nothing. Isn’t that sad? And stupid?
Stay stupid. Follow your unconventional crazy heart.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Art critic! Is that a profession? When I think we are stupid enough, we painters, to solicit those people’s compliments and to put ourselves into their hands! What shame! Should we even accept that they talk about our work?
All our lives are symbols. Everything we do is part of a pattern we have at least some say in. The strong make their own patterns and influence other people’s, the weak have their courses mapped out for them. The weak and the unlucky, and the stupid.
The only thing on my mind is getting into that ring and destroying a boxing myth, someone who has reached a level of infamy through doing a number of stupid things.
This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.
First of all, to defend my work, I had to believe that I am doing a totally silly, stupid, innocent comedy.
I’ve always believed that a person is smart. It’s people that are stupid.
It’s not because nature is angry, it’s rather that we are stupid. We’re not doing the right thing with our planet.
There’s never been A day in the last four years I’ve been proud to be his Vice President. Not a single day.
It’s an ongoing process, in the script, on the set and in the editing room, to make sure you are being true to the emotion of the film without turning it into a melodrama, and making sure you’re getting all the laughs you can without it turning into just some stupid comedy.
The typical American voter is so stupid, his dog teaches him tricks.
It’s stupid to expect perfection from bands because afterall they’re just human beings.
It’s the horsey-shape piece that moves in an L shape. It’s what makes chess complicated, and why stupid people can’t play chess. Go play checkers! Knights are the first piece you look at. They elevate the game. No chess master wants to lose her knights.
Reverse psychology is an awesome tool, I don’t know if you guys know about it, but basically you can make someone think the opposite of what you believe, and that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm.
I literally feel pity for a lot of the stupid idiots that I have to deal with.
I learned that you don’t take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them first. I think that’s stupid because I don’t go out in the back yard and hose off before taking a shower.
Men. They were all so incredibly easy to sway. Pat them on their heads, give them something to eat, and they’ll follow you anywhere. Add a smile and a few stupid compliments, and they’ll immediately forget all about their other responsibilities.
In comedy, you have to be unafraid to hang from the tree branch naked in the high wind and you have to be absolutely unafraid to look ridiculous and silly.
What’s Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?
This is unparalyzed in the state’s history.
Maybe what I wanted was stupid. Maybe it wasn’t even something I could have. But, still it was mine. I didn’t think I could sacrifice my dreams, no matter how much my family meant to me.
I just think love is stupid.
One has the idea of a stupid man as perfectly healthy and ordinary, and of illness as making one refined and clever and unusual.
What was said about all of us? We’re stupid. You’ll never work in a town again. How do you look your four children in the eye? You’ve sold your soul. You know, it went on and on.
And with this show we’re trying to be a little sillier. We can do a piece like one we wrote the other day called “Ghost Busters Busters”. Where would never do that in a million years on Mr. Show, but somehow on this show it’s silly and stupid and a little more disposable, so we can do something like that.
Artificial intelligence will never be a match for natural stupidity.
The difference between stupid and intelligent people – and this is true whether or not they are well-educated – is that intelligent people can handle subtlety.
I couldn’t believe I’d come this far, lost Tyson, suffered through so much, only to fail – stopped by a big stupid monster in a baby-blue tuxedo kilt. Nobody was going to swat down my friends like that! I mean… nobody, not Nobody. Ah, you know what I mean.
What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty-sounding word that we tend to use when we would really like to come up with a terrific-ally witty insult, the kind Winston Churchill always came up with when enormous women asked him stupid questions at parties.
I’ve always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me.
Somebody can become a celebrity for being stupid. That is what it’s turned into.
I get speaker’s fees from time to time, but not very much.
We’re the same! Even Sonya says we are. We’ve always been the same, and we’re both acting the same stupid way now! We hold ourselves to higher standards than everyone else.
Frustration and I have become good friends. And like any friend who’s a bad influence, frustration sometimes makes me do things that are, in retrospect, stupid. – Sirensong
I realize that books are not the entire world, even if they sometimes seem
to contain it. But I need the stupid things.
to contain it. But I need the stupid things.
My thing was play as hard as you can, don’t be stupid, pay attention to details, and have enough guts in the clutch that you’re not afraid to make a play. Some things I thought were important for a young man to know.
I love trains. I dont even mind First Great Western, which is a stupid name because it implies every carriage is first class, but theyre not.
I know it sounds stupid, but we’re just playing. We’re playing hard, but we’re just playing.
Ladies and Gentlemen, King of the Stupid Question: Todd Grisham!
Clinton’s an unusually good liar. Unusually Good. Do you realize that?
If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
Ladies and gentlemen, these are not assertions. These are facts, corroborated by many sources, some of them sources of the intelligence services of other countries.
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
A feminazi is a woman to whom the most important thing in life is seeing to it that as many abortions as possible are performed. Their unspoken reasoning is quite simple. Abortion is the single greatest avenue for militant women to exercise their quest for power and advance their belief that men aren’t necessary.
Just like in rugby, the pinnacle was playing for the All Blacks. That was always a massive thing. But you never speak it outwardly because it can sound stupid. But if you don’t have massive dreams, you might as well stay in bed.
I said it, just like that. No stupid jokes, no changing the subject. For once, I wasn’t embarrassed, because it was the truth. I had fallen. I think I had always been falling. And she might as well know, if she didn’t already, because there was no going back now. Not for me.
I know it sounds stupid and cliche, but I just want to get better. I want to keep improving.
It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid.
One should guard against believing the great masses to be more stupid than they actually are.
If a young fella has an option of having a decent career or joining the army to fight in Iraq, you can bet your life that he would not be in Iraq.
War means blind obedience, unthinking stupidity, brutish callousness, wanton destruction, and irresponsible murder.
I have to admit that the empty prestige and the stupid glory – yes, the horrible rush, the deadly sense of importance that war brings to life – are hard illusions to shake off. Look at me, a war correspondent.
Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron’s right to be that utterly, completely wrong.
And now the sequence of events in no particular order.
The Organization of American States couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
You think I am a fool, but you are a greater fool than I am.
Antidotes are what you take to prevent dotes.
Soros and the Tides Foundation have been trying to indoctrinate our kids. Do you remember that stupid – what was the name of that – what was the name of the film that they did? There it is – “Story of Stuff.”
Genies rarely have nightmares, for the same reason that elephants don’t usually worry about being trampled underfoot. With the possible exception of bottles, there’s nothing in the cosmos large enough or malicious enough to frighten them, or stupid enough to try.
One of the problems with putting Huck Finn into a movie or on the stage is, you always make the white people stupid and racist. The point is, they don’t know they’re racist.
We spend our lives fighting to get people very slightly more stupid than ourselves to accept truths that the great men have always known.
Sorry dude, but we’re in a boxing match and you went against your word and tried to make me look weak and stupid in front of 17 million people. That’s just not gonna happen.
Microsoft isn’t stupid.
A lot of artists are just really stupid about money, and it’s really hard to find somebody who kind of thinks of shuffling money around and doing business as an art.
I will be very sad when global warming and toxins kill off all the toads and frogs and salamanders. Here’s hoping we, as humans, figure out a way to be less stupid.
Money demands that you sell, not your weakness to men’s stupidity, but your talent to their reason.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
It’s been a long time since anybody caught me saying something stupid.
We have come to expect campaigns to be mean and stupid and politicians to be unresponsive, self-seeking and for sale to the highest bidder. We make jokes about our vice president, and all we ask of a president is that he be likeable. We seem to have given up on the Pentagon’s corrupt use of our tax dollars.
Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.
Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them.
I hate watching me. I hate watching me. It just makes me feel awful. I think, ‘I look stupid from that angle. I wish I didn’t let them put that shirt on me.’
The stupidity of a stupid man is exercised in a restricted field; the stupidity of an intelligent man has a much wider diffusion, and a far greater effect, aided as it is by the element of surprise.
Yoga is the most boring exercise. It’s for people who are too lazy to get on the elliptical. Bikram, where they heat up the room to mimic India’s climate, is especially stupid. People in India are not skinny because they’re doing yoga in 105-degree rooms; they’re skinny because there’s no food.
To boast of a performance which I cannot beat is merely stupid vanity. And if I can beat it that means there is nothing special about it. What has passed is already finished with. What I find more interesting is what is still to come.
Jazz is not something that can be defined through blunt instruments. It is much more poetic than that.
To put it bluntly, I seem to have a whole superstructure with no foundation. But I’m working on the foundation.
Most of the time I feel stupid, insensitive, mediocre, talentless and vulnerable – like I’m about to cry any second – and wrong. I’ve found that when that happens, it usually means I’m writing pretty well, pretty deeply, pretty rawly.
Growth is a stupid goal. So, by the way, is no-growth.
Stupid to speak of blame when the wills of the immortals are involved.
A lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension that poor people are stupid. So when they do write them, they are hillbillies or rednecks or Christian idiots.
I have done a lot of stupid things in my life.
Education in philosophy is energy speaking to energy, a higher perspective of spirit that is trying to awaken its next natural generation to something beyond the stupid appearances of things.
Oh, innocent victims of Cupid, remember this terse little verse: To let a fool kiss you is stupid. To let a kiss fool you is worse.
Well, speaking as a feminist, I’m glad that women can lead–uh, groups of unspeakable magical evil.” “Yes,” Alan said gravely. “It’d be shoking if the evil magicians were sexist. For one thing, that would mean they were stupid, and having stupid enemies would be a terrible blow to my manly pride.
I really had no idea you’d be this stupid but then again you were the only person that really got me
So Carol, you’re a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?
[Chess] is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever, when they are only wasting their time.
The foolhardy are not necessarily stupid, for fools simply follow their imagination whereas the stupid have none.
We stand in the shadow of Jefferson who believed that a society founded upon the rule of law and liberty was dependent upon public education and the diffusion of knowledge.
There is more beauty in truth, even if it is a dreadful beauty. The storytellers at the city gate twist life so that it looks sweet to the lazy and the stupid and the weak, and this only strengthens their infirmities and teaches nothing, cures nothing, nor does it let the heart soar.
I think it is just stupid economics for a government to approach economic management from a strand of thinking regarding unions as enemies.
When I do my vocal warm-ups everyone calls me the dolphin because I do stupid siren noises.
One stupid act of some stupid extremist puts us all down.
It would be stupid to confide your entire plan to one person. It’s infinitely smarter to give little pieces of it to each person working with you. That way, if someone betrays you, the loss isn’t too great.
Far below I heard Cacus bellowing as millions, maybe even thousands of filthy gallons of water slammed into him. Meanwhile, Annabeth alternately shouted, gagged, hit me, called me endearing pet names like, “Idiot! Stupid – dirty –
moron – ” and topped it all off with, “Kill you!
moron – ” and topped it all off with, “Kill you!
Big Brother sounded like a silly stunt and that’s what it is.
I am more stupid about some things than others; not equally stupid in all directions; I am not a well-rounded person.
Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won’t get much out of him, but with that other guy I can’t keep what I’ve got.
There’s so much talk about the drug generation and songs about drugs. That’s stupid. They aren’t songs about drugs; they’re about life.
George W. Bush is a person who is totally disinterested in the world, uneducated. I’m not saying he’s stupid. I don’t think he’s stupid. He’s crafty as hell, but he projects well on television. And that’s the real big problem. He is the perfect “what, me worry?” president.
Peel off these dusty wool blankets of apathy and antipathy and cynical desiccation. I want life in all its stupid sticky rawness.
Royce nodded. “Invest in crossbows. Next time stay hidden and just put a couple bolts into each of your target’s chests. All this talking is just stupid.” “Royce!” Hadrian admonished. “What? You’re always saying I should be nicer to people. I’m trying to be helpful.
I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.
But clever people all make one mistake. They all think everyone else is stupid. And everyone isn’t stupid. They just take a bit more time, that’s all.
Most of the real bad guys in the world are people like you and me; they’re not stupid, and you can’t smell their horns.
I’m fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.
There are people who follow me on Twitter and tell me how much they don’t like me, how much they don’t want me on the show, and that they hope I die. And it’s not just about the character. They tell me how they’ve never liked Scott Foley, and that he’s a stupid, white, plain-bread looking fool.
In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
Nonsense! It is said that the West had a global policy in regard to Islam. That is stupid. There isn’t a global Islam.
How can I play baseball if I’m stupid? If I was stupid I wouldn’t have pitched in the World Series. I’d be playing ball in Mexico or Yugoslavia or on Pluto.
The wisest among us is very lucky never to have met the woman, be she beautiful or ugly, intelligent or stupid, who could drive him crazy enough to be fit to be put into an asylum.
A data structure is just a stupid programming language.
You see I kept asking myself then: why am I so stupid that if others are stupid—and I know they are—yet I won’t be wiser?
The fact that I am interrupting serious work to answer these questions proves that I am so stupid that I should be penalized severely. I will be. Don’t worry.
The existing principle of selfish interest and competition has been carried to its extreme point; and, in its progress, has isolated the heart of man, blunted the edge of his finest sensibilities, and annihilated all his most generous impulses and sympathies.
Pretend to be dumb, that’s the only way to reach old age.
We intellectuals are not stupid: we know the phenomenology of guilt is a bad photocopy of the phenomenology of thought, so it’s much cheaper to press that button.
Y’know scientists are funny. We probe and measure and dissect. Invent lights without heat, weigh a caterpillar’s eyebrow. But whenit comes to really important things we’re as stupid as the caveman…. Like love. Makes the world go ’round, but what do we know about it? Is it a fact? Is it chemistry? Electricity?
It was stupid behaviour. And you take a look at the explosion, and it knocks you down and you wake up every morning and you’re scared and you’re depressed and sad, and you kind of got to let that knock you down and knock you down.
The fools ran after me and I ran after the whores, foolish though I realized such a proceeding to be.
Looking back, you can romanticize the things you did back then. I also like talking about the stupid things I’ve done.
I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version.
SpongeBob is a complete innocent – not an idiot. SpongeBob never fully realizes how stupid Patrick is. They’re whipping themselves up into situations – that’s always where the humor comes from.
$100,000 donors buy access to Congress and the White House. We believe it’s long past time to clean up Washington.
Tiger Woods is stupid; not for cheating, but for having one cell phone. What type of player you know has one cell phone?
There’s no greater tragedy than an equal intensity, in the same soul or the same man, of the intellectual sentiment and the moral sentiment. For a man to be utterly and absolutely moral, he has to be a bit stupid. For a man to be absolutely intellectual, he has to be a bit immoral.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
I did all the stupid things you’d expect from a 21-year-old kid with money.
But love is love. It makes you do terribly stupid things.
Hey, T-Rex? Remind me next time I want to get smartass with you that it’s a really stupid move on my part? (Talon) Oh, no, you don’t, you wuss. You told me the next time you saw Ash you were going to ask him if he’d seen the movie 10,000 BC and if it’d made him homesick. (Wulf)
We can’t play stupid hockey, dumb hockey, greedy hockey, selfish hockey. We have to put the team ahead of our personal feelings.
Babies, babies, babies. Why did God make so many babies? But no, God didn’t make them. Stupid people made them.
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
There is no idea so stupid or hackneyed that a sufficiently-talented writer can’t get a good story out of it.
Stupid people shouldn’t breed.
Simple doesn’t mean stupid. Thinking that it does, does.
With so much chaos, someone will do something stupid. And when they do, things will turn nasty.
There’s something scary about stupidity made coherent.
The tendency in comedy is to have a character who’s stupid get more stupid, because you’re trying to top yourself and not just repeat.
Cycling is such a stupid sport. Next time you are in a car travelling at 40mph think about jumping out – naked. That’s what it’s like when we crash.
Oh no. Oh God. I couldn’t possibly be so stupid.” “Don’t limit yourself. You can be anything you wish.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.
It sounds really stupid, I hate making cosmic comments like this but, I just let it do what it wants to do.
Climb up the ladder! Climb up the ladder! Are you stupid?!
Because I’m pretty, everybody thinks I’m stupid. But it is like a mask, and you have to break the mask to show that there is something else behind it. You have to show who you are to make the others come to discover you.
Because Tom Doherty and people like that are not stupid. If they could have streamlined their operation more to get more money out of it, they would have done it. It’s not like they’re a bunch of idiots.
The best mistake I ever made was believing that I was stupid. It was a childhood thing, but it played out big-time as an adult. It scorned me the rest of my life – in a good way.
I think business has to be stupider. I want to do really straightforward, stupid business – just talk to me like a 4-year-old. And I refuse to negotiate. I do not negotiate. I can collaborate. But I’m an artist, so as soon as you negotiate, you’re being compromised.
I consider myself a modern-day dad, where I still got rock’n’roll in me, but yet I take being a parent and relationships very seriously in life. I’m tired of the image of the father as a fat, beer-chugging, stupid guy. That image has to change. I’m changing it, baby, one city at a time.
My reflection, when I first made myself master of the central idea of the ‘Origin’, was, ‘How extremely stupid not to have thought of that!’
Many have forgotten what we came here for,
Never knew or had a clue, so you’re on the floor.
Just growin’ not known’ about your past…
Now you’re lookin’ pretty stupid while you’re shakin’ your ass.
Never knew or had a clue, so you’re on the floor.
Just growin’ not known’ about your past…
Now you’re lookin’ pretty stupid while you’re shakin’ your ass.
The problem is, folks, they all have a memory, including us. Two weeks and we forget. But I don’t forget. And you know what, I bring it up. Jonathan Gruber said the American people are essentially stupid for approving and allowing Obamacare to happen.
I am committed to curbing the influence of money in our political system.
What is a ‘thing’? All is movement, a flowing. How stupid it is to speak of the ‘mind’. There is a body; there is a mind: they are mixed up together. Shakespeare with a hole in his sock will not write the sonnet of a Shakespeare with socks intact.
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.
It sounded stupid, but of course everything does when you’re just getting the bare bones facts, only the basics.
If you go in a confirmation process, you’re going to be asked about the embarrassing or stupid things you said. You should have a view.
When do we ask the Sierra Club to pick up the tab for this leak?
To the intelligent man or woman, life appears infinitely mysterious. But the stupid have an answer for every question.
Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.
We’re going to look awfully stupid if we give income tax relief to people who do not pay income taxes.
The internet is a great way to get on the net.
The trouble with being a daydreamer who doesn’t say much is that the teachers at school, especially those who don’t know you very well, are likely to think you’re rather stupid. Or, if not stupid, then dull. No one can see the amazing things that are going on in your head.
Traditionally the show must go on which is a stupid thing to say, but that in a nutshell is what’s going on. We have a new record out; if we won’t tour, the new record dies. It’s reality – it’s what business is nowadays. You just need to tour to sell your albums.
Ninety-five per cent of my language problems are the fault of that stupid little midget.
Well, I’m not going to get into that. I think that those kind of distinctions and lists of titles like “street photographer” are so stupid. I’m a photographer, a still photographer. That’s it.
The industry’s not stupid. The industry knows that if those foods are labeled ‘genetically engineered’, the public will shy away and won’t take them.
People who have really been raped REMEMBER!!!
I punish myself more than anybody else does if I am stupid about my actions, and I suffer, really suffer.
Sure the people are stupid: the human race is stupid. Sure Congress is an inefficient instrument of government. But the people are not stupid enough to abandon representative government for any other kind, including government by the guy who knows.
I think it would be stupid for us to try and tell people who are dancing in a discotheque about the problems of the world. That is the very thing they have come away to avoid.
Having a good relationship with Russia is a good thing, not a bad thing. Only stupid people or fools would think it was bad.
No truly sophisticated proponent of repression would be stupid enough to shatter the facade of democratic institutions.
I’ve said this before, and I’m sure there are people who disagree, but I feel like one of the reasons there aren’t a lot more women in stand-up – and there are many more now; it’s not parity, but it’s getting there – is that women are not socialized to look stupid or silly. They’re socialized to be pretty and precious.
I’m not stupid. After you just punch me, I’m not gonna be like, ‘Alright, let me do that again.’
What I worry about and don’t like is the way in which the ideology of multiculturalism has declined into cultural relativism. I think that’s very dangerous. When the Archbishop of Canterbury, for God’s sake, says that you can’t have one law for everybody… that’s stupid.
All my life Ive known better than to depend on the experts. How could I have been so stupid, to let them go ahead?
He was in love, and people in that condition did stupid, unfathomable things. They were all flawed, every single one.
I think I’m prouder of ‘The Victim’ than anything else, just because, if nothing else, it doesn’t look silly, it doesn’t look stupid. It holds up. It’s fun. A lot of people have enjoyed it, and I’m real happy about it.
If anyone knew where they were, I’d send the ISDBB (Incredibly Stupid and Dumb Beyond Belief) award to the two guys who tried to break in to the Ohio penitentiary.
The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias.
[America has to import so many workers because] for the last 35 years we have aborted more than a million people who would have been in our workforce.
I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things.
I’m floating between multiple media. I really wish you could buy the hardcover book and it would come with the digital download and audible version. I spend stupid amounts of money because I’m usually buying my books in at least two formats.
The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon.
Let others say his heart is big,
I think it stupid of the Pig.
Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon.
Let others say his heart is big,
I think it stupid of the Pig.
Am I foolish and insignificant or am I great? I gave all the individuals in the world cause to kneel down in front of me.
I didn’t like anti-Vietnam War art. I didn’t like feminist art. I thought it was heavy-handed and stupid – as art.
We live in a culture that has, for centuries now, cultivated the idea that the skeptical person is always smarter than one who believes. You can almost be as stupid as a cabbage as long as you doubt.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
For the wise man delights in establishing his merit, the brave man likes to show his courage in action, the covetous man is quick at seizing advantages, and the stupid man has no fear of death.
Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can’t understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president.
I would rather be stupid than pretend to be intelligent.
A child of the new generation Refused to learn multiplication. He said ‘Don’t conclude That I’m stupid or rude; I am simply without motivation.’
You can’t hold the record forever, and I know that. I’m not stupid.
The secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest!
So between you and me,” I tell Justine on the phone that night, “we’re either bitchy or stupid.” “Oh God,” she moans. “Everyone thinks I’m an idiot.” “Thanks!
You can’t look stupid if you’re having fun.
Because I’m no longer a pop star 24 hours a day, I’m no longer bogged down by the stupid stuff that used to cripple me. I don’t bruise easily any more.
To establish personal relationships with the people you work with is stupid, because you never know when the winds will change. I try not to get too close to people.
The essence of tyranny is the enforcement of stupid laws.
I’m not going to assume liberals are stupid, as they do with conservatives. No, I’ll attribute it instead to more fraud and deceit.
Go to bed; tired is stupid.
Will future ages believe that such stupid bigotry ever existed!
Women are not stupid, but they were not clever enough to realise that feminism did not bring freedom, but the opposite. That’s why I’m glad feminism is dead.
The only thing that ever consoles man for the stupid things he does is the praise he always gives himself for doing them.
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
Most men have always wanted as much as they could get; and possession has always blunted the fine edge of their altruism.
Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I just played it straight.
And it’s not like I’ve never jacked off. I’m fifteen years old. Of course I do it. Any guy who says he doesn’t is lying. That would be like having the coolest video game ever and never playing it. No one’s that stupid.
The learned is happy, nature to explore; The fool is happy, that he knows no more.
When I’m a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they’ll believe me because they weren’t listening to me.
No one looks stupid when they’re having fun.
So Haymitch, what do you think of the games have one hundred percent more competitors than usual?” asks Caesar. Haymitch shrugs. “I don’t see that it makes that much difference. They’ll still be one hundred percent as stupid as usual, so I figure my odds will be roughly the same.
Never underrate the boss! The boss may look illiterate. He may look stupid. But there is no risk at all in overrating a boss. If you underrate him he will bitterly resent it or impute to you the deficiency in brains and knowledge you imputed to him.
People by themselves can be pretty stupid. People working together can be very powerful.
I’m not sure if you can blame everything on the American way of life, but the United States are big. So, if you have a lot of people there, the percentage of stupid people is bound to be higher.
We all know the leopard can’t change his stripes.
I never heard tell of any clever man that came of entirely stupid people.
I had an opportunity many, many times to go to the Playboy Mansion with Hugh Hefner. Jerry Buss asked me many times and you know what, looking back that was stupid of me not going there.
I mean, all the ratings wars are silly. But, I mean, someone has to be concerned about the ratings because it means, you know, it translates into revenue.
There is still in many schools complete misapprehension that children with reading difficulties are stupid. It is so easy to teach a child that they’re dumb. There needs to be a recognition that you need different ways to teach children who have got reading problems.
There’s no doubt in my mind that people on the West Coast – L.A. particularly – and the East Coast have no clue at all about what’s happening outside their own little bailiwick. And they think everybody is stupid because they are not sophisticated.
This book has too much plot and not enough story.
There’s not one thing that inspires me the most. Me and my friends joke around with each other and hang out so much that whatever makes us laugh really hard makes it into ‘Workaholics.’ But the characters that I think are funny are guys that are confidently stupid.
I got too old to live in the bush. You really need to be youngish and healthy, so it seemed stupid to keep going.
When you get asked hundreds of questions, it’s not possible to remember the answer to every one.
Historically speaking, the Christian religion is nothing but a Jewish sect… After the destruction of Judaism, the extinction of Christian slave morals must follow logically… Ah, the God of the deserts, that crazed, stupid, vengeful Asiatic despot with his power to make laws!
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.
Stop a minute and listen. I know I’m asking the impossible from you, but for once in your life, shut your mouth and open your ears.” “I’m not the one talking.” Kyrian snarled at him. “Don’t get smart with me.” “You want me stupid?” “Nick…
When Andy died, I just drank to dumb my mind.
I’m always disappointed when I see the word ‘Puritan’ tossed around as shorthand for a bunch of generic, boring, stupid, judgmental killjoys. Because to me, they are very specific, fascinating, sometimes brilliant, judgmental killjoys who rarely agreed on anything except that Catholics are going to Hell.
When I was 17 me and my friend had mopeds. We used to play a game where we would close our eyes and drive while counting to the highest number we could. Once I got to eight, and that was pretty much the most stupid thing I’ve ever done in my life. I ended up on the other side of the road.
I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place
I misled people, including even my wife.
There are many really stupid ideas that wind up being brilliant, if you can implement them.
I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we’re really talking about peace.
This is not a pleasant route for many young people to consider. You have to be either hopelessly passionate, or very stupid.
He’s Black Council,” I said. “Or maybe stupid,” Ebenezar countered. I thought about it. “Not sure which is scarier.” Ebenezar blinked at me, then snorted. “Stupid, Hoss. Every time. Only so many blackhearted villains in the world, and they only get uppity on occasion. Stupid’s everywhere, every day.
2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That’s why 2 was created.
Do not ever say that the desire to ‘do good’ by force is a good motive. Neither power-lust nor stupidity are good motives.
You can go at the premiere it’s at Disneyland.
Happy moments are the times to be stupid, not be genius!
I never seem to get past – I feel like a stupid guy from the Midwest.
You want me to do what? What part of stupid crawled up your sphincter and died?” – Caleb
