Thongs Quotes

Everyone’s showing their thong out the back of their jeans. But you shouldn’t wear any. You get a better line if you wear no knickers.

My favorite party trick is to wear nothing but a gold thong in the house.

I ordered each man to be presented with something, as strings of ten or a dozen glass beads apiece, and thongs of leather, all which they estimated highly; those which came on board I directed should be fed with molasses.

You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!

Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman.

When I die, if the word ‘thong’ appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I’ve screwed up.

Nothing shocks me anymore. I’ve embraced men in thongs, I’ve embraced women with padded bras. I mean, I can embrace Larry King saying ‘fierce.’

The most important thing I can tell you about aging is this: If you really feel that you want to have an off-the-shoulder blouse and some big beads and thong sandals and a dirndl skirt and a magnolia in your hair, do it. Even if you’re wrinkled.

It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now.

I prefer little hotpant-like shorts, but I wear thongs too.

It does not matter what the whip is; it is none the less a whip, because you have cut thongs for it out of your own souls.

As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up…but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.

I love thongs. The day they were invented, sunshine broke through the clouds.

Sometimes a thong completely betrays you.

Thongs are the leading cause of pregnancy in the United States.

Thongs don’t show. With jeans, you’re always going to get panty lines and I think that’s just a big mistake.

Look, I can’t go out with you, because… because… because I’m a lesbian.

What’s funny is that male strippers don’t wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs.

I was supposed to be a real Thatcherite. Just by dint of being a first-generation immigrant and having not had money, and then suddenly having it – and getting on planes and going to Ibiza and sitting around in thongs. But actually nothing I was writing or doing was even vaguely Thatcherite.

No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear.

I have a thing about underwear. I have to wear thongs. Since I was a showgirl in Las Vegas, and I was wearing G-strings all the time, I got this thing where I cannot stand to have on regular underwear. It drives me out of my mind.

I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven’t had anything to do with them yet” – Georgia Nicolson

I put a thong on a few months ago trying to be sexy. I’ve been looking for it but ain’t seen it since.

I believe that anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process.

Sometimes love can be so wrong/Like a fat man in a thong.

A thong. God bless the thong. He hooked his fingers in the silk sides and tugged, rolling the silk down her legs until it hit the floor, his favorite place for panties.