Vampire Quotes by Christopher Lee, Charlaine Harris, Joss Whedon, Richard Matheson, Joseph Morgan, Heather Brewer and many others.

There are many vampires in the world today – you only have to think of the film business.
You won’t find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta
Cordelia: I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan. Oz: We attack the Mayor with hummus. Cordelia: I stand corrected. Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.
The vampire was real. It was only that his true story had never been told.
I wanted to only do one season when I came onto ‘Vampire Diaries’ because I thought there was only so much to explore.
Vampires are people too. They’ve got their own problems, they just drink blood.
You give Frost a message from me. You tell him it’s open season on all suckheads.
Vampires bore a grudge longer than any technically living creatures, and whenever they were in a bad temper, they expressed themselves through murder.
Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.
Bones, what is everyone doing in here? Spade, cover up. Frigging vampires think everyone wants to see what they’ve got.” ~Cat
I was not a vampire or werewolf fan at all. I’d never even heard of the series. I auditioned for the role, and as soon as I got it, I started reading the books. I’m not a reader, but I really did get hooked on them.
Vampires always order hot drinks. They aren’t going to drink them; but they can feel the warmth and smell them if they’re hot, and that is so good.
A [reformed] vampire … mostly tries to make reparation for his previous evil by doing good deeds-most commonly, apparently, going into the crime solving business.
‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ is without a doubt the best film we are ever likely to see on the subject – unless there is a sequel, which is unlikely, because at the end, the Lincolns are on their way to the theater.
Like a stalker. An obsessed stalker. An obsessed, vampire stalker
I still can’t believe,” Michael said, sotto voce, “that you came to the Vampires’ Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.
The most difficult novel I have had to write in terms of just getting it done was The Vampire Lestat. It took a year to write.
I hereby resolve to kill every vampire in America.
It’s cool to play a vampire.
Like some kind of particularly tenacious vampire the short story refuses to die, and seems at this point in time to be a wonderful length for our generation.
Now that that album’s done [TModern Vampires of the City], I have time to revisit things that I was working on earlier, previous to it. I actually found it very helpful to be working on some music on my own.
I like the ‘Cirque du Freak’ books – ‘Tunnel of Blood’ by Darren Shan. They’re set in England. It’s about vampires.
J.T Woodland, known as “the cute one” in The Corporation’s seventh-grade boy band, Boyz Will B Boyz. Due to the success of their triple-platinum hit, “Let Me Shave Your Legs Tonight, Girl,” Boyz Will B Boyz ruled the charts for a solid eleven months before hitting puberty and losing ground to Hot Vampire Boyz.
Shane – “Tell you what: you can be Glammera the vampire hunter. I’ll stick with being manly and heavily armed.
I just think people are so used to seeing me on shows like ‘Vampire Diaries’ and ‘Pretty Little Liars,’ which are more geared toward teens. But in reality, I could have a 12-year-old kid.
I think that with ‘The Vampire Diaries,’ you never know what’s going to happen, and I don’t think the characters necessarily know, either. So you can only weigh so much, and then it might just come down to ‘kill or be killed.’
The vampire is the new James Dean.
I’m a big fan of the older vampire movies.
The phenomenon of vampires has always appealed to me. Everyone kind of likes a vampire story because it almost could be true.
I feel like no matter what I’m on, whether it’s ‘Tiny Titans’ or ‘Swamp Thing’ or ‘American Vampire,’ there will be an element of horror in it. Which would be fun for ‘Tiny Titans.’
When people start to think they’re figuring out ‘The Vampire Diaries,’ it switches on you.
I’m conflicted. On one hand, I want to stay in and catch up on The Vampire Diaries, but there’s this really awesome restaurant I’ve been wanting to try out.
So either your a vampire or a perv. Which is it?
Zombies, vampires, Frankenstein’s monster, robots, Wolfman – all of this stuff was really popular in the ’50s. Robots are the only one of those make-believe monsters that have become real. They are really in our lives in a meaningful way. That’s pretty fascinating to me.
I only watched ‘The Vampire Diaries’ because my friends who loves vampires was like, ‘Just watch it.’ I was like, ‘No, I don’t want to watch ‘Gossip Girls’ with teeth.’
I was a vampire, and she had the sweetest blood I’d smelled in eighty years.
I missed you every minute this week and I don’t want to spend another day without you. If my mom disowns me for being with a vampire, then that’s her decision, but I’ve made mine, and I won’t apologize of back down from it.
Nick! Wait!” – Kyrian вЂWait, my gluteus maximus. Vampire was shy of a few quarts of blood if he thought Nick had any intention of not going Casper on him.’ – Nick
People really want to set up these rivalries because there’s a lot of vampire books out there. People want to believe we’re all fierce rivals, and really there’s just so much camaraderie with authors. Everyone kind of boosts each other.
What I’m working on now – I’m back to fantasy, although considering that it’s me, I’m turning it into a kind of science fantasy. It’s a vampire story – but my vampires are biological vampires. They didn’t become vampires because someone bit them; they were born that way.
First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You’re shattering every creep vampire myth I’ve ever heard.
If anyone was going to fall prey to a handsome vampire, it was going to be me.
That’s my entire weekend. I had plans” “A Vampire Dairies marathon is not plans.” She looked at me like I lost my mind. “Have you even seen the Salvatore brothers? Holy mother of gingersnaps.
At some point in my life, I wanted to be in a vampire movie.
I think vampires are different from human beings, but they’re sentenced to eternity on this planet. They have the same confusion about love and permanence, integrity, and denial. These qualities really are the same in vampire characters as in humans. I think they’re universal themes.
What you and I understand as a government doesn’t exist in many African countries. In fact, what we call our governments are vampire states. Vampires because they suck the economic vitality out of their people. Government is the problem in Africa.
Oh God, I just kissed a vampire!” Oh Gods, I just kissed a human!
Happy Birthday.” Adrian came to a sudden halt. The words were soft and small, spoken tentatively, but easily discerned by vampire ears. Slowly, he turned around and found Jill Mastrano standing shyly before him.
Locked together in hatred. But I can’t hate you Louis. Louis my love, I was mortal till you gave me your immortal kiss. You became my mother, and my father, and so I’m yours forever. But now it’s time to end it, Louis. Now it’s time to leave him.
It was a high-class problem burden, but it was still a burden on ‘The Vampire Diaries,’ in which we had this group of characters that we loved writing for so much and who had so much available story to tell.
A vampire, like a lady, never reveals his true age.
Isn’t that an odd philosophy for a vampire?
Vampires,after all,don’t sparkle.
Consequently, if you believe God made Satan, you must realize that all Satan’s power comes from God and so that Satan is simply God’s child, and that we are God’s children also. There are no children of Satan, really.
Vampires. Honestly, they’re like children sometimes.
It’s pretty obvious, isn’t it? I’m joining your crappy little renegade pack. The vampires’ guard dogs.
The reason good women like me and flock to my pictures is that there is a little bit of vampire instinct in every woman.
Horror stories have always worked on film. It’s where they work. That’s where vampires and ghosts and UFOs are real. They’re not particularly real in life, but they’re real on the screen. It’s the communal aspect of movie-watching.
He gave the body a final kick and then turned to face me. “You and I need to talk, Kitten.” “Now?” I asked in disbelief, gesturing to the dead vampire near his feet. “It’s not like he’s going anywhere, so yeah. Now.
I love all the teenager stuff like ‘Glee,’ ‘90210,’ ‘Vampire Diaries,’ ‘Gossip Girl.’
Vampires are always going to be sexy.
Really now, search your soul, lovie-is the vampire so bad? All he does is drink blood.
Actually I liked that ‘Let the Right One In,’ that Swedish vampire movie.
The vampire stared at me, his mouth slack as Ghastek assessed his options. I took a couple of forms from my desk, put them into the vamp’s mouth, and pulled them up by their edges. “What are you doing?” Ghastek asked. “My hole puncher broke.” “You have no respect for the undead.
Humans elect leaders on the basis of the promises they make. We [vampires] try to elect ours based solely on the strength of their character.
There’s a whole vampire community online – those are some crazy people.
When I was filming ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ in America, for a couple of weeks beforehand we would always fit in a family holiday in California.
I don’t want to be a sexy vampire.
This means that I don’t have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.
I grew up watching ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ and used to dream that I would grow up to be just like her. In a way, ‘Teen Wolf’ has a lot of those kinds of characters. We’re just kids by day, and yet we’re trying to fight demons and werewolves and bad people and save people that we love.

…Abe didn’t say a word. He made straight for his journal and wrote down a single sentence. One that would radically alter the course of his life, and bring a fledgeling nation to the brink of collapse.
I hereby resolve to kill every vampire in America.
In the dead silence, all the details suddenly fell into place for me with a burst of intuition. Something Edward didn’t want me to know. Something that Jacob wouldn’t have kept from me…. It was never going to end, was it?
I thought, ‘Who is the first vampire ever? It’s Peter Murphy!’
Good luck, man.” Wraith clapped him on the shoulder. “For an angel, you don’t suck.” “Ditto. For a demon….well, you do suck.” “Because I’m half vampire?” “Sure,” Reaver said. “Let’s go with that.
We energetically attract what we haven’t worked out in ourselves. When vampires evoke intensely judgmental reactions from us, it could be they are mirroring aspects of our personalities we don’t like or completely understand.
I’m a stand-up comedian-turned-actor-turned-vampire at night.
I know nothing of God or the Devil. I have never seen a vision nor learned a secret that would damn or save my soul.
I feel like a mother-queen-vampire-Dracula because I want to make more girls so I can have more friends and more girls to play with, you know? For a long time, it was really just me. There were other girls in the niche underground, but not on a world level.
Mercy,” he said,”in a fair fight between near equals, I’ll back you every time. It’s the demons, vampires, and river devils I worry about, and I’m working on that.
I love a really, good in-depth facial, I’ve had the vampire facial. But I have my limits.
I think that vampires are sexy. The idea of them being untouchable has been really exciting for people.
I want to be a vampire. They’re the coolest monsters.
I’m about to play an emaciated pregnant vampire, so I’ve stopped using as much butter as Paula Deen – just until ‘Breaking Dawn’ is over.
John Matthew was her well of soul, as the symphaths called it,or her pyrocant, to the vampires. Her essential weakness.
I discovered the fun of genre is… you get to explore your fears, and you get to use the metaphor of the genre – whether it’s a giant monster or a… 12-year-old vampire. Whatever it is, you can sink something underneath the surface and make a personal film under the guise of great fun romp.
I know not everyone starts out reading high literature. If you read enough you might be drawn to some other things, so maybe those vampire books are what they call ‘gateway books.’ I just coined that term. I don’t know if there’s a thing called ‘gateway books.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer showed the whole world, and an entire sprawling industry, that writing monsters and demons and end-of-the-world is not hack-work, it can challenge the best. Joss Whedon raised the bar for every writer – not just genre or niche writers, but every single one of us.
An intriguing world where vampires rule, only the strongest survive, and romance offers hope in the darkest hours.
I had auditioned for ‘The Vampire Diaries’ years ago before ‘The Originals’ happened, so I was familiar with that mythology.
Part of me also knows that this generation is the least racist and most pro-gay, so that’s great. But they have a real lack of gravitas. And they have no taste in music. Vampire Weekend? Can we play some music, please? Can we rock out for a minute? Where’s your Metallica?
If you do not intend to help us,” she said, “then leave this house. Dawn is coming.” “I am not a vampire.” Magnus said. “I shall not disappear with the light” “You will if I kill you before the sun comes up.
Garry Shandling is someone I’ve publicly gone gay for, for jokes. Oh and anyone in the Twilight movies. I don’t know any of their names, but all of them. The wolves, the vampires? They’re all fantastic.
I wanted people to talk about the finale of ‘The Vampire Diaries’ as one of their favorites, which is a lofty ambition, but it certainly drove me hard creatively to make sure that we had put as much thought and love into it as we possibly could.
What can I say about ‘The Lost Boys’? Oh my God: I love it; I hate it; I’m scared of it. I had a massive crush on them all when I was young. And I wanted to be a vampire. It’s so stylized; it’s the type of film I grew up on. To me, it’s always at the top.
If I let her in I’m doomed. It’s like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you’ve invite them in, that’s it, you’re good as dead!
Zombies are the new vampire.
Film spectators are quiet vampires.
I really like vampire books. I might have a problem.
All of the secrets the vampires held dear have been exposed, and the humans can now fight back as equals in a way, which is scary.
It’s healthy to ditch class now and then.” To be precise, it was healthier for humans if vampires ditched on days when human blood would be spilt.
There’s never really been a time when vampires weren’t so over that you would be crazy to write a vampire book, or so huge that you would be crazy to write a vampire book. I’m not sure there’s ever going to be a time. We went from Anne Rice to Buffy to ‘Twilight.’
Wait. You think I’m going to die? That’s why you slept with me?
As you get older, you recognize the erotic nature of the vampire and the idea of the undead.
Vampire politics make the very complicated dance of manners that is werewolf protocol look like the Hokey Pokey.
Richelle Mead’s ‘Vampire Academy’ saga is set to be the next young adult paranormal series to become a household name.
He also deeply distrusts vampires, as you had guessed yourself,” Bones added. “Aside from that, all I heard was enough repetitions of вЂhow many chucks could a woodchuck chuck’ to make me want to stake myself.
Howdy. I’m gonna separate your head from your shoulders. Hope you don’t mind none.
Maximus grunted. “Some days you remind me of Vlad.” “Meaning?” I said sharply. “Your obsession with revenge. Next you’ll want to drive a pole through that vampire once you find her.” The thought was appealing, but…
There is more story in a minor character like Boba Fett than there is in all the clutter of various vampires in the Twilight franchise.
My kind [vampires] does not surprise easily,” he said. “You surprised me, this morning. I have thus used up my full quota of shock and consternation for some interval.” I stared at him. “You made a *joke*.” “I have heard this kind of thing may happen.
Sometimes it was so easy to forget that I was kissing a vampire.
‘The Vampire Diaries’ is a serialized drama. It deserved its final chapter.
Boo, I think I no longer believe in monsters as faces in the floor or feral infants or vampires or whatever. I think at seventeen now I believe the only real monsters might be the type of liar where there’s simply no way to tell. The ones who give nothing away.
I tried, after I wrote ‘Twilight,’ to read ‘The Historian,’ because it was the big thing that summer. But I can’t read other people’s vampires. If it’s too close, I get upset; if it’s too far away, I get upset. It just makes me very neurotic.
No man of sense in the whole world believes in devils any more than he does in mermaids, vampires, gorgons, hydras, naiads, dryads, nymphs, fairies, the Fountain of Youth, [or] the Philosopher’s Stone. . . .
I’m one of the only actresses in Los Angeles who has never waited tables – yet – and I’m so terrible at holding trays. When we shot the ‘Vampire Diaries’ pilot, I totally spilled water all down Nina Dobrev, and she had to get her hair and make-up redone.
Being infected, being a vampire, it’ s always you. Maybe it’ s more you than ever before. It’ s you as you always were, deep down inside.
Emulation embalms the dead; envy, the vampire, blasts the living.
You’re attracted to him,” Kylie said. “And don’t try to deny it. You’ve even admitted that much to me.” “Okay, I won’t deny that. He’s got that whole hard body, vampire magnetism going for him. But when I was young, I had a crush on Big Bird. That wouldn’t have worked out either.
There are only two kinds of vampire hunters: good ones and dead ones.
If you look at all the vampires in the past, they were sort of decrepit old men. Stephanie Meyers just made it for a new audience. All the vampires are now young men and she describes them as not being ugly.
Have you been smoking something? Seriously, I think you’re a werewolf. This new snarky attitude is a dead giveaway.” “And vampires aren’t snarky?” Kylie rolled her eyes. “No, we’re pissy. Snarky and pissy are two totally different things.
I don’t trust a lot of popular films because they seem to indicate that people would like to be super-heroes or vampires, and that’s the last thing I mean by the useful mirror of art.
One more thing,” Jace said. “Is there a holy place around here?” “Good idea. If you’re going to take on a lair of vampires by yourself, you’d better pray first.
I got the sneaking suspicion that the vampire was a couple of Peeps short of an Easter basket.
Robots should stand up for themselves and not try to be humans. They should either utterly destroy us or protect us from aliens. And vampires. And pirates.
My last sunrise. That morning, I was not yet a vampire. And I saw my last sunrise. I remember it completely; yet I do not think I remember any other sunrise before it.
Today, Mr. Darcy is a vampire.
One of my favorite vampire movies is ‘Nosferatu,’ which has a palpable sense of dread that’s a pre-war dread.
I like the vampire films because of the fantasy of it.
So this was different. I was amazing now – to them and to myself. It was like I had been born to be a vampire. The idea made me want to laugh, but it also made me want to sing. I had found my true place in the world, the place I fit, the place I shined.
Aaron Spelling kept trying to bring vampires about, and I feel badly that it happened so much later. He was ahead of his time, in that regard.
I really like Blade. I wish people would make hard R-rated fantasy movies again. It’s completely irrelevant, but people should do that more. I haven’t seen that many vampire things.
I’m not great at fear. I made the least frightening vampire show ever on TV. I’m pretty much good at heroic narratives and making people laugh, and that’s pretty much it.
Growing up, I listened to a lot of American singer/songwriters, so a lot of Tom Waits, Paul Simon – also Woody Guthrie and Bob Dylan. And bands like Vampire Weekend.
I’ve been the desperate writer before. I wrote a novel, and they paid me for it, and I’ve had those calls from my agent, and I’m like, ‘Do you need me to ghost-write a vampire novel? What do you need? I’ll do Transformers… tell me!’
With these kinds of figures you can do whatever you want as an actor because there are no guidelines, there are no real vampires. Except in Los Angeles, where everybody’s a vampire, you know?
Weezer’s ‘El Scorcho.’ I’m in a ’90s cover band called ‘Straight 2 Video’ with members of the crew from ‘The Vampire Diaries,’ and we played this song at our wrap party. I grin from ear to ear every time I scream this song in my car.
Unfortunately, my army consists of one unreliable criminal, one girl with a disability, and one incredibly foolish young vampire with a tanning issue. I am not confident.
I’m so lucky! I got to be a vampire! It’s incredible.
While ‘Twilight”s popularity was undeniable among both the teenagers they were aimed at and middle-aged women who flocked to the series in droves, Meyer has drawn her share of criticism for her writing. Some feminist critics assailed what they saw as Bella’s mooning over her vampire lover.
I had never seen so many cute men in one place in my life. But I could tell they were not for me. Russell was like the gay vampire Hugh Hefner, and this was the Playboy Mansion, with an emphasis on the “boy.
Forget about your folklore. I can take a few inspirations, but I can certainly not do an homage. That’s not my trip. I’m a fashion vampire. I take what I need and I leave the rest.
Memnoch the Devil happen to be my favorite of all The Vampire Chronicles.
I got my feet wet in a couple of shows. I did a cameo on my favorite show, ‘The Vampire Diaries.’ And I guest starred on a show called ‘Kickin’ It’ on Disney.
Interview With a Vampire’ is one of my favorite movies of all time. ‘Queen of the Damned,’ not so much one of my favorite movies, but it’s one of the best soundtracks of all time.
In the 1970s vampires were pretty boring. The scariest vampire was Count Chocula. One bite of Count Chocula and you were cursed with Type 2 diabetes.
Is your inner vampire different from your…outer vampire?” “Definitely. He wants me to wear midriff-baring shirts and a fedora.” “So your inner vampire is Magnus?
You have Vampire Weekend who have more African references musically than most African-American artists.
It’s difficult to do a genre film well, and it doesn’t matter if you’re talking vampire movies or ‘Dawn of the Dead’ or ‘The Thing’ or ‘Escape From New York.’ Those kind of movies, they understand what the old-school B-movie is supposed to be, they get the throwback of it.
Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away… Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.
I’ve worked with Len Wiseman before, on the ‘Underworld’ series, in which I was a vampire. The first two of those were his first two films. And I admire him beyond measure. I think he’s tremendous, as a man and as a director.
Am I a vampire?” Massie asked. “Huh?” Alicia asked. “Then why are you keeping me in the dark?
I think the reason vampire movies have been so popular over time is that they share so many parallels with human beings.
I’ve always had an interest in vampire films – not just ‘Nosferatu,’ but there are many others that I have enjoyed: Abel Ferrara,Coppola, Neil Jordan.
It turns out dentists don’t like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear.
‘Bad Blood’ tells the story of Trick, a teenage slacker on the losing side of a fight with cancer. When he’s attacked by a vampire, he figures it’s game over. Except that the chemo drugs in Trick’s blood poison the vampire.
I know who and what I am. I am the Executioner, and I don’t date vampires. I kill them.
I always knew there were vampires, dude,” he’d said. “Because, you know how there’s people you know who, like, always look the same, even when they’re, like, a hundred years old? Like David Bowie? That’s because they’re vampires.
Pop culture is more and more about skulls and skeletons and zombies and vampires, and that’s not just on Halloween.
The vampire is not a bad man, and he loves you
They say when you’re about to die, you see your entire life flash before your eyes. They lied. The only thing Nick Gautier could see flashing was Kyrian Hunter’s vampire fangs.
His voice was like honey and velvet. “Death, that hath sucked the honey of thy breath, hath had no power yet upon thy beauty,” he murmured, and I recognized the line spoken by Romeo in the tomb.
I was obsessed with vampires when I was 13 or 14.
My first gig in the business was a guest star on ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer,’ so I’m neck deep in sci-fi. It’s been a very good genre to me.
Everyone has a right to cry uncle on a genre every once in awhile. I’ve done it myself. Sometimes you just can’t bear another gear or pair of wings or vampire teeth. You go on a fast, and sometimes you come back, and sometimes you don’t.
The only vampires I’ve ever seen are the Goths trying to get a glimpse of Anne Rice’s house, who drink strawberry sodas and tell each other it’s blood.
Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.
The show [ Vampire Diaries] knows how to keep people on the edge of their seat, that’s for sure.
Faeries and vampires were glittery now? Honestly.
I don’t want to be a vampire. A lot of other people do and I think it’s that dual nature – we have, you know, terrifying/intriguing.
Oui, oui, he snapped with an obvious lack of awe. “Ding dong the demon’s dead, now can we admire our delightful handiwork someplace where the ceiling is not about to cave in and your oh-so-handsome vampire is not about to become a dust bunny? (Levet)
They’re [zombies] us, you can also have the wrestler zombie, the clown zombie, the Jay Leno zombie and the nun zombie. I’ve never seen the clown werewolf or vampire. But because zombies are us, at the lowest possible level, they’re a lot more versatile for storytelling.
You were the vampire in my dream. My perfect one.
Last night you said you wanted to know what to expect so you could better select your attire. I told you we were going to visit a vampire in a Goth-den tonight. Why, then, Ms. Lane, do you look like a perky rainbow?
I spend most of my waking hours confronting and destroying things that I fear. A thousand-year-old master vampire was a tall order, but a girl’s got to have a goal.
An (emotional) vampire goes in for the kill by stirring up your emotions. Pushing your buttons throws you off center, which renders you easier to drain. Of all the emotional types, empaths are often the most devestated.
What were you thinking?” I demanded once we were moving to the music. I was trying to ignore his hands. “Do you know how much trouble you may have gotten me in?” Adrian grinned. “Nah. They all feel bad for you. You’ll achieve martyrdom after dancing with a mean, wicked vampire. Job security with the Alchemists.
Morning, sunshine.” Vlad blinked at her. “Morning, sulfuric acid.” “Pardon me?” “Well, isn’t it just kinda wrong to call a vampire ‘sunshine’?
I’ve seen little pieces of ‘Interview with a Vampire’ when it was on TV, but I kind of always go yuck! I don’t watch R-rated movies, so that really cuts down on a lot of the horror.
You want a love that consumes you, you want passion and adventure and even a little danger.
The vampires have always been metaphors for me. They’ve always been vehicles through which I can express things I have felt very, very deeply.
Give me a shot to remember And you can take all the pain away from me A kiss and I will surrender The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead A light to burn all the empires So bright the sun is ashamed to rise and be And I’m in love with all of those vampires So you can leave like the sane abandoned me
I wondered what one wore to visit a vampire. The chic red sweater set didn’t go so well with my darker hair, and I was afraid it might be construed as a flirtatious invitation to color me bloodier.
I wouldn’t change it,” Simon said. “I wouldn’t give up loving you. Not for anything. You know what Raphael told me? That I didn’t know how to be a good vampire, that vampires accept that they’re dead. But as long as I remember what it was like to love you, I’ll always feel like I’m alive.
I remember being a kid and sleeping over at my friend’s house and staying up late and watching ‘Nosferatu.’ Vampire movies are supposed to be secret and bad. They should be rated R.
I’m a huge ‘Vampire Diaries’ fan. My sister got me into ‘Doctor Who.’ Those are my biggest things.
Since it was there, Larkin got another bowl, spooned up stew for himself. “He fights with us. We’re an army.” “An army? Talk about delusions of grandeur. What are you?” she asked Glenna. “Witch.” “So, we’ve got a witch, a sorcerer, a couple of refugees from Geall and a vampire. Some army.
Initially, less appealing to me than the idea of a vampire that is drawn by some misgiving or drawn by some sense of longing that he can’t quite satiate.
You climbed into my window in the middle of the night. So, either you’re some kind of Vampire or some kind of Perv. Which is it?
If you’re cast on ‘The Vampire Diaries,’ the likelihood of you dying is very good.
A rollicking good read-THE HUNTER is steampunk with a Wild West feel. Theresa Meyers is an entertaining and witty writer with a fresh, new voice in the genre. THE HUNTER is a fun-filled ride through a world of demons, vampires, and things that go bump in the night, and kept me turning pages until the very end.
You’ve won the evolutionary lottery: You’re a vampire. Let’s go to Disneyland!
Carlisle: “I’ve seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome.”
Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!
The ‘Degrassi’ producers were very supportive. They sent me flowers when I got ‘The Vampire Diaries,’ and then as soon as it premiered and got the great numbers that it did, I got another large bouquet of flowers from them. Every time I go back to Toronto, I see them and hang out with them.
I’ve noticed that when people make vampire movies, they’re always determining which of the rules they’re going to stick to and which they’ll abandon.
Ever hear of the phrase, Banging you’re head on a brick wall?” Ah, but you forget, Darren, vampires can break brick walls with their heads.
My favorite vampire movie used to be Bram Stoker’s ‘Dracula,’ but now ’30 Days of Night’ took its place. I think it’s brilliant that somebody would be so thoughtful as to put these vampires in a place like Barrow, Alaska, where there are actually ’30 Days of Night.’
I stay away from negative relationships. They are energy-sapping vampires. I can’t handle them.
I know not everyone starts out reading high literature. If you read enough you might be drawn to some other things, so maybe those vampire books are what they call ‘gateway books.’ I just coined that term. I don’t know if there’s a thing called ‘gateway books.’
Is this the part where you tell me you’re secretly in love with me? Vampire mojo strikes again.
You can’t fool me, comrade. You want to put on a cowboy hat and keep lawless bank robbers in line.” “No time. I have enough trouble keeping you in line.
As most people know, I am a vampire, so I have no reflection. Every day, I paste a picture of someone else on the mirror.
It is easier to drive a stake through the heart of a blood-sucking vampire than to kill off a money-sucking and useless government program.
Its difficult to do a genre film well, and it doesnt matter if youre talking vampire movies or Dawn of the Dead or The Thing or Escape From New York. Those kind of movies, they understand what the old-school B-movie is supposed to be, they get the throwback of it.
I don’t see a way in,” Eve whispered. Why are you whispering?” Myrnin whispered back. “Vampires can hear us, anyway.
You know, all writers are vampires and they’ll look around and they watch you when you’re not even thinking they’re watching you and they’ll slip stuff in.
Whom would you like to put throught a table next? The entire cast of New Moon. They’re trying to portray vampires, but they look like a bunch of sissy models.
There will be hoards of vampire bats descending on Beverly Hills…. We’ll see if they can find any real flesh to puncture. I don’t know.
I am actually working on The Neighbors sitcom. We are starting from scratch. I am also working on a comedy movie and a vampire movie. I also have the pilot for The Tommy Wiseau Show and of course The House That Drips Blood On Alex, which we are hoping to make a sequel.
I am offering you a real commitment— a place in my life forever. Even if our relationship ended, our tie to each other never would. Let me make you a vampire, Leila, and watch decades slide by like days while you’re by my side.
Horror isn’t only about ghosts or monsters. For example, paranormal romance seems the antithesis of horror. Once you have a sexy, fun vampire who is sweet, and you have a happy ending, it’s not horror.
It’s almost as if we each have a vampire inside us. Controlling that beast, that dark side, is what fascinates me.
Vampires can live a very long time, theoretically forever, which means their idea of getting down to business can be damn leisurely.
Perfect date material, she thought. A vampire with the social equivalent of road rage. —Beth about Wrath
As she turned to concentrate on the portal, Eve tugged on Claire’s shirt. “What?” “Ask him where he got the boots.” “You ask.” Personally, Claire wanted the vampire bunny slippers.
There seems to be a feeling we need Klaus to be in ‘The Vampire Diaries,’ surely and partially because of the Klaus and Caroline dynamic, but many people love the character. They want to see more of the character, but people really have a tendency to fear the unknown.
The world’s most powerful investment bank is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money.
I love the Underworld movies because the vampires arent automatically evil, yet neither are they basically humans with fangs.
“You’re a sex icon.” Why? Because I played a vampire in a movie? It’s all very unearned. If I had the best freaking abs in the world or if I looked like Brad Pitt does in Fight Club, then cool, but I’m not starving myself.
For many years I had heard about an underworld consisting of people who act out a vampire fantasy while I was living in New York. Fortunately for me there are also several books on the phenomena.
Vampires don’t live at all,” she points out, “neither do we.” She has me there. “Fine, I’ll go. But when Kurt leads his minions in a march around the cemetary with our heads on sticks, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
I had a standing arrangement with God: I’d agree to believe in him—barely—so long as he let me sleep in on Sundays.
When you have too much faith in something, it’s bound to hurt you. Too much faith in anything will suck you dry. In this way, all the world is a vampire.
I figured that, if you do a vampire movie in Hollywood, you’ve made it.
I really liked playing a vampire. Their hunger is insatiable. Even when they eat someone, it’s never enough.
As an actor, some of my favorite things to work on are night exterior scenes. Any time that we’re on location and shooting at night, it’s just magic. I got to do that so many times working on ‘Vampire Diaries’ that it filled my hat.
The vampire’s eyes were open, and he was staring at her intently. It was as though he were trying to speak to her with simply the power of a glare. Alexia did not speak glare-ish.
As someone who watched ‘The Vampire Diaries’ when I was 10 or 11, getting to be Miss Mystic Falls was very surreal for me.
For an hour or more he was neither human nor vampire, just a howling, hungry creature of dark delights.
Vampires are sexy to a woman perhaps because the fantasy is similar to that of the man on the white horse sweeping her off to paradise.
I love Radiohead, which most people don’t expect, and I listen to everything from Stevie Wonder to Steely Dan, Carole King, The Beach Boys, The Kinks, Beyonce Knowles, Vampire Weekend, The Beatles, Joni Mitchell, Burt Bacharach, and Paul Simon.
I’ve loved vampires since I was a kid, or loved a lot of the vampire movies that I saw. Anything with sharp teeth, really. I remember you could get those fake vampire teeth, and I remember just keeping them in all the time.
Many times I’ve called for Marius, but there was no answer. Just the endless procession of days, months, years… My teacher left me to my darkest lesson, that in the end, we are alone, and there is nothing but the cold, dark wasteland of eternity.
The first rule of Evernight is that any vampire who seeks sanctuary must be given a place.” -Charity
Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth?
You know nothing… And suppose the vampire who made you knew nothing, and the vampire who made that vampire knew nothing, and the vampire before him knew nothing, and so it goes back and back, nothing proceeding from nothing, until there is nothing! And we must live with the knowledge that there is no knowledge.
We must all die. There’s nothing terrible about death. But to live on after death, a soul, earthbound, a vampire–you don’t wish any such fate for your beloved.
You never heard ofplugging her in ? My God, Myrnin, you made a vampire computer?
When our executive producer, Julie Plec, told me I was going to become a hybrid I got really excited. Because theres a lot of responsibility that comes with that, especially in our world of The Vampire Diaries where Tyler is the first successful hybrid thats made.
I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a vampire. It was poetically ironic.
You can’t trust a vampire, trust me
But I don’t want to be a vampire drone.’ Sophronia winced. ‘They’ll suck my blood and make me wear only the very latest fashions.
…belief has a second edge. If there are ten thousand medieval peasants who create vampires by believing them real, there may be one – probably a child – who will imagine the stake necessary to kill it. But a stake is only stupid wood; the mind is the mallet which drives it home.
I will be the Vampire Lestat for all to see. A symbol, a freak of nature – something loved, something despised all of those things. I tell you I can’t give it up. I can’t miss. And quite frankly I am not in the least afraid.” – Lestat, The Vampire Lestat, p. 532
Vampires smiled for many reasons, but when a vampire male smiled at you from this distance with that kind of look in his eyes it was done for one purpose only: to impress. Look at my big teeth. I’m an apex predator. My genetic material is awesome.
Why vampires? You write centuries-long family sagas—why not write historical epics without any hint of the supernatural?” В “Well, that would be boring, wouldn’t it?” В “Yeah, God only knows what Tolstoy was thinking.
Classic line from Bones (vampire) to human who thinks human kind is ready for the vamps and ghouls to come out of the closet “The day your kind stops killing each other over skin colour or which God someone prays to, I might believe that”.
What I think I’ll do is I’ll do my best to yank Debbie out of me by the roots. And then I’ll turn up on your doorstep, one day when you least expect it, and I’ll hope by then you will have given up on your vampire.
By the way, six A.M.? Not a real great time for me; you know, I’m a comic. I get off work at two. Six A.M., I’m a little grumpy. Six A.M., I’m a little P.O.ed. Six A.M., I’m like a vampire with a paper route.
I often think a lot of women’s attraction to vampires is based on the fact that vampires come from centuries ago, from eras of chivalry and courtly virtues.
I have had just about enough of other guys trying to turn you, Raven. There is only one vampire who will,” he said confidently. “The one who you were always meant for-me.
‘The Vampire Diaries’ is a great show, but it’s on the verge of being overcrowded. The amount of characters, a lot of them don’t get screen time because there’s so much to put in, and it has to center around the love triangle.
A vampire is branding girls, okay?” I ignored his refusal. “Something about that just feels wrong to me.” “I would hope so.
It’s a little dense, don’t you think, to antagonize the strongest vampire in the house?’ Emmett threw his head back and snorted. ‘PLEASE!’ […] I took a deep breath. ‘Emmett, how do you feel about a little bet?’ He was on his feet at once. ‘Awesome. Bring it.
I’m aware of ‘Twilight,’ but I’ve never seen the movies or read any of the books. Frankly, the story leaves me cold – why do a vampire story about abstinence?
Death is the one predator we can’t escape. But vampires have found the loophole so many of us crave. I think that’s the allure of vampirism.
When I was in high school, girls made fun of me for liking vampire movies. Now, I’d be their king. Time machine, where are you?
And I had always liked vampire stories because they are great material that can be refashioned in lots of ways.
I so seldom had to dispose of a human body myself, I was at a loss. Fairies turned into dust, and vampires flaked away. Demons had to be burned. Humans were very troublesome.
“And you’re worried, not because you’re headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct?” “That’s right,” I answered immediately, hiding my surprise at his casual use of the word. He shook his head. “You’re incredible.”
One of the interesting initiatives we’ve taken in Washington, D.C., is we’ve got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a-a cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone.
People ask me if I’m afraid of getting typecast, but you can’t be afraid of that. It’s really not up to you. I’m getting other parts that aren’t vampires. I don’t know if people will accept me in them, or whatever, but there’s really nothing to be afraid of.
Bring a vampire around, people start discovering religion.
Hitler rounded up all of the vampires in Europe.
The role seemed to demand that I keep myself worked up to fever pitch, so I took on the actual attributes of the horrible vampire, Dracula.
Like a cyclone, imperialism spins across the globe; militarism crushes peoples and sucks their blood like a vampire.
Are vampires kinky? I didn’t know.
The vampire is an outsider. He’s the perfect metaphor for those things. He’s someone who looks human and sounds human, but is not human, so he’s always on the margins.
I’m going to talk to her.” “And how’s that going to go? You’re just going to walk up to her and say, ‘Hey, I know you’ve never seen me before, but I’m your dad. Oh, and guess what? You’ve won the evolutionary lottery: You’re a vampire. Let’s go to Disneyland!
My all-time favorite program in my entire life was ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer.’
People are used to being stimulated. People are drunk on entertainment and when you’re going out and seeing movies where 200 people are machine gunned down and vampires are tearing people’s throats out, and I’m not saying that is bad or it should be censored, but people are drunk on stimuli.
I like Taika Waititi a lot. I thought ‘Boy’ was a really wonderful film, had great resonance. Very sad but also very funny. I thought ‘What We Do in the Shadows,’ the vampire film, was fantastic.
There was no male vampire type in existence. Someone suggested an actor of the Continental School who could play any type, and mentioned me.
If you lay one hand on Simon, vampire, I’ll have you chopped up into tiny pieces and fed to my cat. Understand?
Evil is like a Vampire. When you take arms against it and destroy it, you find in the end that you are evil too-that it is living on your own actions.
I wonder if vampire’s eyebrows can grow back.
I am the wound and the knife!
I am the slap and the cheek!
I am the limbs and the rack,
And the victim and the executioner!
I am the vampire of my own heart.
I am the slap and the cheek!
I am the limbs and the rack,
And the victim and the executioner!
I am the vampire of my own heart.
I think that my vampires in general were influenced by my being allowed to watch the Hammer vampire films. Vampire Circus, also shown as Circus of Fear, was one of those movies.
You gotta love an attentive vampire –Kylie
nobody could catch a vampire on a motorcycle.
I always thought the appeal for vampires are the same as religion, the desire to avoid death and live forever.
More of that hair-raising energy rolled out of Vlad, until I was rubbing my arms to chase the tingling sensations away. Was this what Marty meant when he told me vampires could measure each others’ strength by feeling their auras? If so, then Vlad’s had Badass: Do Not Engage written all over it.
The ratman froze, staring at me. “Why are you laughing?” His voice held just a hint of unease. Good. I was hoping that the vampires would come for me soon and save me. You’ve got to admit that’s funny.
I’ll take any vampire fans I can get. Dracula isn’t a serial killer story.
Vampires, werewolves, fallen angels and fairies lurk in the shadows, their intentions far from honorable.
You have cable?” He nodded toward her TV. She tossed him the clicker. “Sure do. And if I remember, there’s a Godzilla marathon on TBS tonight.” “Sweet,” the vampire said, kicking his legs out. “I always root for the monster.” She smiled at him. “Me, too.
I think angels definitely offer all the imaginative possibilities that vampires do, and I think they’ve actually been popular in Western culture for longer than vampires have been. I hope they become a part of the culture again in a new way.
I want to get away from the social vampires in Tucson. The people who have no lives of their own and meet me and know who I am and feel entitled to say negative things. I have good friends here, especially in the bands. But a lot of it is just like high school.
Once a vampire drinks another vampires blood they are connected to them forever
I had always liked, well, who didn’t love Lestat and fall in love with ‘Interview with the Vampire,’ and ‘Nosferatu,’ and Coppola’s ‘Dracula’ with the awesome costumes? So I loved all that.
I like ‘Vampire Diaries’ because it has great stories.
We thought there was also something that was humorous but at the same time powerful and deep about naming the album, ‘Modern Vampires Of The City’.
There are a lot of movies with vampires and monsters and super-great effects, but if there’s no humor or human relations, I don’t think it’s ever worth seeing.
I was quite discerning the first year and when I was doing ‘The Vampire Diaries’ thing I was like, ‘I’m really not sure if I want to do this; it’s this whole teen thing, which I’ve done in England.’ My agent was like, ‘Don’t be silly, you’ll make great money and everything.’ But I wasn’t sure.
I’m not a vampire but I feel like one
The world changes, we do not, therein lies the irony that kills us.
I’m an energy vampire. I just suck off everybody’s energy. But I give it back.
Writing, or at least good writing, is an outgrowth of that urge to use language to communicate complex ideas and experiences between people. And that’s true whether you’re reading Shakespeare or bad vampire fiction-reading is always an act of empathy. It’s always an imagining of what it’s like to be someone else.
When it comes to vampires, Daniel Gillies’s Elijah is the cream of the crop. Since leaving ‘The Vampire Diaries’ to headline ‘The Originals,’ we’ve seen the brother of Klaus grow from the altruistic, steadfast, suit-wearing stud into a complicated, nuanced lead.
Just you wait till I’m a vampire! I’m not going to be sitting on the sidelines next time.
I am the Vampire Lestat. I’m immortal more or less. The light of the sun, the sustained heat of an intense fire-these things might destroy me. But then again, they might not.
I’ve always had an interest in vampire films – not just ‘Nosferatu,’ but there are many others that I have enjoyed: Abel Ferrara, Coppola, Neil Jordan.
I paused in the act of opening the door and looked at him with what were probably cartoon-wide eyes. “Wait a second,” I said. “So, you’re best friends with a hot vampire chick who likes leather.” “Yeah.” “And together, you fight crime?” I couldn’t help it. I cracked up.
Crosses only scare vampires away because they’re allergic to bullshit.
When I was filming ‘The Haunting Hour’, my co-stars Emily Osment, Brittany Curran and I paid a visit to a haunted house – all dressed up as vampires! We really confused the workers.
If I pick up a book with vampires on the cover, I want there to be vampires. If I pick up a book with spaceships on the cover, I want spaceships. If I see one with dragons, I want there to be dragons inside the book. Proper labeling. Ethical labeling.
You know when things are bad when you feel guilty for being rude to vampires. Jacob B. Ch.14
Maybe it was that nearly everyone else was dead and she felt a little bit dead too, but she figured that even a vampire deserved to be saved. Maybe she ought to leave him, but she wasn’t going to.
Vampires are very sexy right now. It’s kind of disgusting. It’s kind of a bandwagon.
I don’t have paparazzi following me. Because I’m a human character, it’s different. The vampires get a lot of attention, and then the werewolves, and then the humans. It hasn’t really changed that much for me.
Lawyers are like that famous vampire-bat, said to exist in Hungary, which seizes on a creature, and never lets go while there is blood left.
You seem a lot like me,” he said. “You don’t gawk at me like I’m a freak.” “I’ll kick anyone who does.” “I think you already did. Or at least smacked him with a tennis racket.” -Alexander and Raven, Vampire Kisses, Pg.127, The Beginning
What’s next? If there are vampires in there, they probably drink artificial blood plasma substitute.
I’d like to see a really good kind of closeted 1950s vampire movies. The war is over, the Korean war is over, we’re happy now, a little bit of Cold War paranoia ya know, and then mix it up a little bit. I just think there are so many avenues that you could do that.
“This isn’t really death,” Tyler says, “We’ll be legend. We won’t grow old.” I tongue the barrel into my cheek and say, Tyler, you’re thinking of vampires.
I do enjoy Gothic fiction or books about zombies if they are well written and I like vampires.
Bon chance, mon ami,” Dante called softly. Levet allowed himself a small smile. A vampire who could speak French. He couldn’t be all bad.
‘Lesbian Vampire Killers’ was quite embarrassing.
Some of my favorite moments from The Vampire Diaries were from season 3. I found the storyline between Stefan and Klaus to be extremely compelling. It was a friend/foe type friendship, rooted in depth that took us back to the 1920s.
I just love vampires.
Jem shook his head. “You bit de Quincey” he said. “You fool. He’s a VAMPIRE” “I had no choice” said Will ” He was choking me” “I know” Jem said. ” But really Will, AGAIN?
As if being a former vampire drone in a werewolf household were not shocking enough, the maid then opened her mouth and proved that she was also, quite reprehensibly, French.
Vampires are total sexual metaphors; there’s just no way around that.
The people I worked for before I was doing ‘Vampire Diaries’ were very generous to me.
Leave it to you, Bella. Anyone else would be better off when the vampires left town. But you have to start hanging out with the first monsters you can find.
The histories of vampires and people are not so different, really. How many of us can honestly see our own reflection?
I’ve been in very protective shows: ‘How to Get Away With Murder,’ ‘Vampire Diaries,’ and even ‘Gracepoint’ and ‘Supernatural.’ They really protect their stories because they don’t want any leaks.
When I was researching the Victorian anti-vaccination movement, those activists often used a vampire as a metaphor for the vaccinator.
Quick! Head for the ground floor! We have to get out! We will die if we stay! The vampires are here!” “Haven’t you got a hug for me, Larten, old buddy?
‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ – I had a lot of friends who told me to watch it. And I was like, ‘I’m not buying seven seasons of a frickin’ show.’ It got to the point where, ‘Seriously, you have to watch it.’ Buffy is not my favorite, but it’s amusing.
I wouldn’t be able to do anything with my vampire horde except make it run around in a herd, but it would be a very impressive herd.
molesting the vampire while he’s too weak to fight back, iz? jace asked. i’m pretty sure that violates at least one of the accords.
A Vampire!” I stammered. Then I noticed her legs. Below the cheerleader skirt, her left leg was brown and shaggy with a donkey’s hoof. Her right leg was shaped like a human leg was it was made of bronze. “Uhh, a vampire with-” “Don’t mention the legs!” Tammi snapped. “It’s rude to make fun.
It’s always been strange to me that someone can say they’re a vampire fan. I’m not a non-fan, but it’s such an unusual thing to be a fan of. That’s like saying, “I love zombie movies! I just love ’em! They’re my favorite!” That’s more of a psychological problem than being an actual fan.
You are telling me that your lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?
I’d witnessed for the first time in my vampire- obsessed existence an actual vampire bite. The only problem was that it wasn’t my neck being bitten.
Europe is so much the home of Horror, with its myths of vampires, werewolves, witchcraft and the undead, yet it’s like those myths were exported to Hollywood, leaving Europe the room to develop a new tradition as a way of processing its traumas, particularly the two world wars.
Becoming a vampire is forever. You don’t get to change your mind about it later. For me, I think that’s one of the big drawbacks with anything that’s permanent. How do you know how you’re going to feel in five years or 10 years? Even with a tattoo.
I read ‘Dracula’ in high school. I’ve been around vampires forever.
I’d been doing comedy up that point and hadn’t really done a lot of drama, and then all of a sudden he casts me as a 400-year-old vampire from hell. It was, like, “What?!”
Stop…stop, that’s the next generation of fans… How dare you pass judgment on those 12-year-old girls who like vampires! They need to be encouraged because in six years they’ll be 18-year-old girls who like vampires and are into all sorts of goth-permissive and whatnot. Don’t Poo-poo it. There’s a plan, and it’s working.
Clary- “How to Come Out to Your Parents,” she read out loud. “LUKE. Don’t be ridiculous. Simon’s not gay, he’s a vampire.
I like zombie movies. I like ‘The Walking Dead;’ I like the metaphor of it, simply because when we go with the zombie concept – if you’re bitten by a zombie, you don’t transform into something else like a vampire or a werewolf or whatever. You become something that’s not you.
I feel like Alice Cullen probably could do it in her sleep, because she was always surrounded by a vampire.
Didn’t I tell you not to touch the Lamborghini? (Kyrian) (Hunter groused an instant before he cut the wheel and sent the vampire flying through the air.) And they told me you guys couldn’t fly. (Kyrian)
Handsome enough’ is this Grim Reaper, Who can snuff all these ‘brief candles,’ every fluttering soul sucking the air, from this hall” -The Vampire Lestat
Professor Braithwope, shimmering out of his room fully clothed and dapper. His mustache was a fluffy caterpillar of curiosity, perched and ready to inquire, dragging the vampire along behind it on the investigation.
I’m a coyote shapeshifter playing in a world of werewolves and vampires—outmatched is n understatement.
Evil is a point of view … God kills, and so shall we; indiscriminately … for no creatures under God are as we are, none so like Him as ourselves. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are none so like him as ourselves.
Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
He blinked, then roared with laughter. “Eve Dallas, Vampire Slayer. One for the books.” ~Eternity in Death
People are fascinated with eternal life and physical power – the idea of having no vulnerability. We all feel small and powerless in the world at times, so the temptation to be a vampire is compelling.
I don’t want to talk about the vampire schedule. That’s just gonna upset me.
My ideas about vampires may by romantic, but your attitudes toward women need a major overhaul.
Im a devotee of Dracula, which was a pathfinder in horror and vampire fiction.
You want to have a loving, safe relationship with your child, but you can’t because you have to do these things to protect them or protect them from themselves – or try to make sure they don’t become a vampire! Your desires and your needs are in opposition, and that’s always fun to play.
Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT.
When they first cast me, I was a pretty avid fan and vampire movies and Celtic mythology, so I was excited to get a chance to walk in Doyle’s shoes and have fun with it.
The strength of the vampire is that people will not believe in him.
The vampire bible, bound in human skin, written in blood, and full of prophecies that were never wrong. Trouble was, if you read the thing too long, it drove you nuts. Not “I’m having a bad day and feel bitchy” nuts or PMS nuts. “I think I’ll commit felony assault on my friends and rape my boyfriend” nuts.
Rahm Emanuel is, we are almost certain, a vampire.
Go to faeries for gossip about vampires, to werewolves for gossip about faeries, and do not gossip about werewolves, because they try to bite your face off: that was Magnus’s motto.
Bluebell,” she said, remembering from Erotique. “Pretty name.” “I call Dmitri Dark Overlord.” “Shae,” Dmitri said and the female vampire rose at once to walk quickly into the house. “Now, pretty Bluebell” another languid stroke across her skin “tell the Overlord what you discovered.
I’ll walk you back, Jace said. “As for Simon, he can manage his own way back in the dark-can’t you Simon?” “Of course he can, Alec said indignantly, as if eager to make up for his earlier slighting of Simon. “He’s a vampire-and,” he added, “I just realized that you were probably joking. Never mind me.
With a rasping cough, the vampire shakes its head. “It was you who called us. All of you, with your war. The roar of your cannons shook us from our quiet graves.
Fine, you fun-vampire. I’ll take my scroll over here and play by myself. (Kat) Fun-vampire? What is that? (Sin) That would be you sucking all the fun out of life. (Kat) You have the most interesting terms for things. (Sin) Yes, but notice mine are creative, unlike the so stellarly named Rod of Time. (Kat)
I am a very big ‘Vampire Diaries’ fan, and I was a huge Stefan and Elena fan. That love story was one of the most beautiful ones I had ever seen on screen. I loved it.
I don’t really know [who my favorite vampire is]. I always think, ‘Ethan Hawke in Interview with a Vampire,’ and someone will say, ‘He’s not the vampire. He’s the interviewer.’
I am the vampire at my own veins.
I supply the music for Vampires, which is a new series that’s coming out.
You see something you like?
‘The Count’ wasn’t a real stretch. I was doing pretty generic Bela Lugosi bad vampire on purpose. It was supposed to be lame. I didn’t put fangs on; it was a guy who was just going through the motions. I drew on the widow’s peak with eyebrow pencil and wore a turtleneck, not a tux.
My grandfather used to be a dentist, and he made me these retainers that have vampire teeth on them.
For once, his vampire expression failed him. His response was right there on his face, in full view and easily read. He went from surprise to disbelief then hope and sheer, utter joy all within a split second of each other, then he let loose a huge whoop of delight and swept me into his arms, hugging me fiercely.
I didn’t want to kill girls… even vampire girls. Though I might make an exception for that blonde.
Or for the gorgeously bare vampire to give her a sensual massage while feeding her peeled grapes.
You can’t run with vampires. ‘Cuz they’re fast.” -Bella “Yea? well, we’re faster.
I love scary movies, but I’d never really even seen The Vampire Diaries, up until I met [Kevin Williamson].
Into every generation comes a vampire.
In the long run, I think I like ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ better as a television series, because it had so much more time and room and space to grow.
I don’t like vampires personally. I don’t know any.
Woo woo, secret vampire stuff!
I’m perfectly honest, I’ve never seen Twilight, I’ve never seen The Vampire Diaries, and I’ve never seen True Blood, or anything like that.
First rule about vampires, don`t believe anything you read.
Zombies are the new vampires.
Ha,” I said. “Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, ’cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?” One,” said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell.
I love ‘The Vampire Diaries!’ I can’t help it – it’s such a teeny-bopper show, but I think I just like it to stare at the guys.
Overall, vampires are a much more refined people; vampinese are much more barbarian and monstrous.
The vampire’s true appearance was grotesque–but it wasn’t as bad as some of the things I had seen in my day. Some demons were a lot worse, and some of the Elder Things could rip your mind apart just by letting you look at them
Can I ask you a question? You know with vampires and werewolves and goblins and things, is there any mythological creature that doesn’t actually exist?” “Of course,” he replied. “The unicorn and the leprechaun would be would be the two main ones. The Loch Ness Monster isn’t real, either, that’s just someone called Bert.
Dracula isn’t just another vampire show. It’s something entirely different that I personally feel I’ve never seen on American TV before.
Keep your vampire mitts off me. I’m not your friggin’ blood toy.
Vampires, fey folk, werewolves, Shadowhunters, and demons – these things made sense to Magnus. But the mundane world – it seemed to have no pattern, no form. Their quicksilver politics. Their short lives.
‘Originals’ is a show that is not about struggling as a vampire but reveling in it. It’s about embracing vampirism.
Any politician promising not to raise your taxes is like a vampire promising to become a vegetarian.
Joss Whedon who created ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer,’ ‘Angel,’ and all that… he is a genius.
What I like about the third movie is you get to see a side of Carlisle you haven’t seen before. You actually get to see what his vampire capabilities are because there’s some great battle sequences. It’s my favorite book. Carlisle is holding on to that humanity. He doesn’t want to be a vampire.
After I chased the werewolf and the vampire out of my office, I changed my clothes.
No, death hadn’t changed [Willie] much. But just in case, I avoided looking directly into his eyes. It was standard policy for dealing with vampires. He was a slime bucket, but now he was an undead slime bucket.
I’m sorry about the dinner.” “Best date ever. Well, until people died and vampires showed up. But before that it was awesome.
I’m not a vampire movie fan, per se. That’s not to say that I haven’t enjoyed movies with vampires in them.
Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there’s something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-” “Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand,” Bones cut him off with utmost seriousness.
I’m like an old vampire, so it’s important to talk to young people.
The mountains and moors, the wild uplands, are to be staked out like vampires in the sun, their chests pierced with rows of five-hundred-foot wind turbines and associated access roads, masts, pylons, and wires.
He was obviously dead. But since he was a vampire that wasn’t as hopless a thing as it might have been.
And there are vampires, too? Werewolves, warlocks, all that stuff?” Clary gnawed her lower lip. “So I hear.” “And you kill them, too?” Simon asked, directing the question to Jace, who had put the stele back in his pocket and was examining his flawless nails for defects. “Only when they’ve been naughty.
The idea of celibate vampires is ridiculous. To me, vampires are sex. I don’t get a vampire story about abstinence. I don’t care about high school students. I find them irritating and uninformed.
I grew up watching ‘Dawson’s Creek,’ and I started watching ‘The Vampire Diaries’ when I was auditioning because I wanted to get a feel of it… then I totally got hooked!
What was new was the fact that, despite my heart doing its fight-or-flight, help-we’re-prey-and-HEY-STUPID-THAT’S-A-VAMPIRE number, I was glad to see him. Ridiculous but true. Scary but true.
The first Vampire Weekend record was the first full-length album that I produced.
What do oil company executives, vampires and NASA bureaucrats all have in common? They fear solar energy.
Vampire teeth really aren’t very efficient, are they? It looks very messy. I’m not sure it’s the best way to get a pint off anyone.
No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we’d been out of salsa, so what else was I supposed to do?
Once a federal law or policy is in place it is more difficult to kill than a vampire.
As you study vampire legend throughout history, it goes back to almost every culture. South Africa, Indonesia, crazy places have that legend and that idea of immortality.
Bond investors are the vampires of the investment world. They love decay, recession – anything that leads to low inflation and the protection of the real value of their loans.
I want to be a society vampire, you see.
I am a Death Dealer, sworn to destroy those known as the Lycans. Our war has waged for centuries, unseen by human eyes.
I think that my vampires in general were influenced by my being allowed to watch the Hammer vampire films. Vampire Circus, also shown as Circus of Fear, was one of those movies
It’s not like vampires are inherently bad. It’s just people need to make better vampire movies.
Alice and I, we’d met before, but we were able to kind of sit and chat on the set of Dark Shadows, and talk about maybe writing some songs together. We started doing that, and then one thing led to another and it became this Vampire project – because he was telling stories about all those days, which were fascinating.
After Theda Bara appeared in A Fool There Was, a vampire wave surged over the country. Women appeared in vampire gowns, pendant earrings, and even young girls were attempting to change from frank, open-eyed ingenues to the almond-eyed, carmine-lipped woman of subtlety and mystery.
With ‘The Vampire Diaries,’ it’s not just a tease, especially with the relationships. You’re not sitting there going, ‘God, I wish they’d get it over with and kiss!’ There’s no teasing, they jump right into the action.
I’ve just been bitten on the neck by a vampire… mosquito. Does that mean that when the night comes I will rise and be annoying?
May I search it?” she asked. “We screen for weapons.” I stared at her, always a risky thing to do to a vampire. “Of course not. I have no weapons.
there’s nothing more powerful than human fear—not magic, not vampire strength. Nothing.
We’re a bit sensitive to blood around here. I’m sure you can understand that.
When AIDS was at its most brutal, frightening, my-God-what-are-we-going-to-do era, that was when vampire stories and stories about blood and trust swept the literary world.
Cirque du Freak’ is the best vampire series ever.
Call me crazy for asking this, but, um, are Lissa and I going with you?” “No” “No?” “No.
Vampires have become tragic or romantic figures. Vampire are largely seduction tales. They’re no longer the scary creature in the dark.
Sadly, all good things must come to an end, and ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ wound up teaching me another, accidental lesson: that sometimes you’re so excited to keep going down the road you’re on, you drive right past your destination.
One thing I’ve learned about vampires–they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that’ll eat your eyeballs if you’re not paying attention.
Alice Cullen had more vampire interaction, for sure, than human interaction. I think she was kind of amped to finally get to play a vampire, so she was good to go.
You’re much shorter than my mom.” “Brat,” she said, surprised into a giggle. “That’s no way to talk to a vampire.” “Bloodsucking brat.” “Better” he said.
Trevor possessed many of the qualities of a vampire without actually being one. He constantly preyed on me, was deeply charismatic, and tried to suck the life out of me.
I’d seen ‘Interview with A Vampire’ and saw Dracula movies growing up, but I never thought, ‘I love vampires; I have to do a show about vampires.’
Bottom line is, even if you see ’em coming, you’re not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can’t help that. It’s what you do afterwards that counts. That’s when you find out who you are.
Dimitri: “Rose, I’m seven years older than you. In ten years, that won’t mean so much, but for now, it’s huge. I’m an adult. You’re a child.” Rose: “You didn’t seem to think I was a child when you were all over me.” – Rose Hathaway & Dimitri Belikov (Vampire Academy)
When encountering emotional vampires, see what you can learn. It’s your choice. You can simply feel tortured, resentful, impotent. Or, as I try to do, ask yourself, “How can this interaction help me grow?
There are vampires and vampires, and not all of them suck blood.
I made films, like ‘Shadow of the Vampire,’ and I did not like the work I did on it and then Willem Dafoe was nominated for the Oscar. I made films like ‘The Adventures of Pinocchio’ with Martin Landau. I thought I would get nominated and it flopped. You never know.
Icy glares from vampires are far icier than icy glares from people and when the vampire giving you an icy glare is originally from Iceland, you’re confronted with the archetypal origin of the term, and you shouldn’t be surprised if your core body temperature drops a few degrees.
There’s no set-in-stone way to be a vampire, especially with the evil ones.
If you don’t like vampire games, don’t play
Goodnight sweet prince, may flights of devils wing you to your rest.
Bella: “Should I be afraid?” Edward: “Terrified.”
For me, playing a vampire isn’t about the fact that they’re a vampire, it’s about who they are specifically.
Everybody loves vampire stories, and if there’s one show in particular that’s done really well, it just opens the door and the opportunity for more of those kind of stories to get through.
The Art of Love: knowing how to combine the temperament of a vampire with the discretion of an anemone.
Alexander and I sat together on a backyard swing. “This is like a dream come true,” Alexander said as we gently swung back and forth. “We can finally just focus on us now. Continue the traditional ‘Boy meets girl, girl falls for boy, boy turns out to be a vampire’ story.
The vampire underworld is much larger than most people could imagine. It exists in all the cities mentioned in the book, but also in many, many more. Teenagers, especially, seem to like to act out vampire fantasies.
I’d made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters’ hearts.
I am a sort of vampire, taking the blood of other people.
Humans, werewolves, or, apparently, vampire, it doesn’t matter; get more than three of them together and the jockeying for power begins.
When people are like, ‘What do you think of this vampire craze?’ – well, I don’t really feel like it ever ended, personally, ’cause I’ve always been into them, like ‘Underworld.’
When one creates phantoms for oneself, one puts vampires into the world, and one must nourish these children of a voluntary nightmare with one’s blood, one’s life, one’s intellegence, and one’s reason, without ever satisfying them.
The only thing better than imagining Dimitri carrying me in his arms was imagining him shirtless while carrying me in his arms.
Vampires pretending to be humans pretending to be vampires … How avant-garde!
Why does it have to be so cut-and-dried? In your view, I either have to hate them or be in league with them. There’s a middle ground, you know. I can still be loyal to the Alchemists and on friendly terms with vampires and dhampirs.
Vampire porn does not go out of style.
I was planning on starting a new file on my computer with the title “Phrases That Sound One Way to Witches but Mean Something Else to Vampires.
Similarities in the vampire genre are so rampant that there’s really no such thing as an original idea – only an original take on an idea that’s been done before.
You see,’ [Armand] said, ‘killing other vampires is very exciting; that is why it is forbidden under penalty of death.
Look, I asked you here for a reason. Much as I hate to admit it, vampire, we have something in common.” “Totally awesome hair?” Simon suggested.
I’d studied 16th century science and magic. I thought it was strange that people were interested in the same kinds of things my research was about. The more I thought about it, the more intriguing it became and pretty soon I was writing a novel about a reluctant witch and a 1500-year-old vampire.
If you are a vampire, then a vampire is not the creature of the legends.
I’m a big fan of vampire movies generally and that sort of tradition of characters.
Twilight is to Vampires what My Little Pony is to Kentucky Derby Winning Horses.
My first real kiss was actually on the set of The Vampire’s Assistant, with Jessica Carlson who plays my crush in the movie. I was 15, she was 14. It was actually her first kiss too, so it was an interesting situation!
It seems like whenever a big newspaper or TV show talks about teen literature, they focus on dark books or vampire books. It’s kind of this cliche. It seems like the only time adults pay attention is with that angle.
I’ve always thought a good whodunnit needed vampires, monks, and gods. P.G. Holyfield has created an engaging world that both fantasy and mystery fans will enjoy.
Becoming a vampire means completely changing your identity.
Mom and Dad had a lot to answer for, she decided. She couldn’t even be rude to evil vampires who’d caged her boyfriend and were preparing to roast him alive.
I don’t like the vampire books. I don’t like any of those.
You don’t get a lot of suicidal vampires.
I’m a vampire, idiot. I don’t have x-ray vision.” “Some supernatural monster you are, remind me to trade you in for a werewolf, bro. Probably be more useful right now.
Lord Maccon looked up. “Grovel, you say?” Lyall did not glance away from the latest vampire report he was perusing. “Grovel, my lord.
These days vampires gravitated toward particle accelerators, projects to decode the genome, and molecular biology. Once they had flocked to alchemy, anatomy, and electricity. If it went bang, involved blood, or promised to unlock the secrets of the universe, there was sure to be a vampire around.
The door swung open and Kate walked in. Her jeans and T-shirt were splattered with blood and she was carrying a severed vampire head. The T-shirt has a smiley face on it.
I think vampires are a timeless powerful archetype that can tap into people’s psyches.
Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress.
She’s a sort of human vampire-bat
I was a fan of ‘Vampire Diaries!’
There is a certain swagger with vampires.
Don’t stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?” “Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are.” “What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?” “Don’t be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies.
Algaliarept varied its shape, sifting through my mind without me even knowing to choose what scared me the most. Once it had been Ivy. Then Kisten —until I had pinned him in an elevator in a foolish moment of vampire-induced passion. It’s hard to be scared of someone after you’ve French-kissed him.
I would never behave with so little dignity. Nor would I wish to be confronted in such a manner by anyone else. Vampires inspire screams, not squees. Involuntary urination is common, I grant, but it properly flows from a sense of terror, not an ecstatic sense of hero worship.
I think it’s cyclical. Zombies have been around for ages, and vampires have run their course; we’ve had so many vampire movies.
Vampires are so old that they don’t need to impress anyone anymore. They’re comfortable in their own skin. It’s this enigmatic strength that’s very romantic and old-fashioned. I think it goes back to something of a Victorian attitude of finding a strong man who’s going to look after his woman.
What’s interesting about Vampire Weekend, everyone in the band, except for me, had a band in high school in which they were the lead singers. And I’m the one who never had that experience.
It’s fine, Mencheres. Though if you’d told me I was about to meet such a legendary vampire, I would have grabbed the nicer silk drapery to wear instead,” she replied, meeting Vlad’s coppery green gaze with an arched brow.
My first real kiss was actually on the set of ‘The Vampire’s Assistant’ with Jessica Carlson who plays my crush in the movie. I was 15, she was 14. It was actually her first kiss too, so it was an interesting situation!
Angelus: Now that’s everything, huh? No weapons… No friends…No hope. Take all that away… and what’s left? Buffy: Me.
It’s surprisingly hard to play a vampire and feel believable. I mean, you want to be able to at least believe yourself.
Mary frowned. A vampire doctor. Talk about exploring your alternative therapies.
I feel like Caroline Forbes is such a crucial element… on ‘The Vampire Diaries.’
When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire.
I just think people are so used to seeing me on shows like Vampire Diaries and Pretty Little Liars, which are more geared toward teens. But in reality, I could have a 12-year-old kid.
I wanted to make an adult vampire film, not something for children.
I can’t believe you bit me there,” she finally said. “But what I really can’t believe is how it felt.” A smile curved his lips. “There are perks to being a vampire. That is one of them. I’ll enjoy showing you the others.
Jace flushed a slow, dark red. “It’s not like that. If I thought it would help the Clave-but it won’t. She’ll just get hurt-” “Even if you thought it would help the Clave”, Simon said, “you’d never let them have her.” “What makes you say that, vampire?” “Because no one can have her but you”said Simon
You know,” he said, “every time a vampire says he doesn’t believe in lycanthropes, a werewolf bursts into flames.
I have spent my spare time studying literature popular with young women of this planet. One should always study the battlefield.” Sean glanced at him. “And?” “I suggest you give up now. According to my research, in a vampire-werewolf love triangle, the vampire always gets the girl.
I’m a little worried about Edward… Can vampires go into shock? Bella Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 7, p.129
‎Should we do this now?” Pam gave an almost inaudible snort. She was smiling in the glow of the streetlight, suddenly exhilarated. “You waiting for an engraved invite?” Lord save me from sarcastic vampires.
Yes, but you are still only human.” I laughed, the sound of it drowned out by the crunch of rocks as the mountain continued to shudder as though in the throes of birth pangs. “So was Van Helsing, yet in every movie, he beat the vampire in the end. Never underestimate the power of humanity.
I am a fan of the vampire shows, especially ‘True Blood.’ I’m obsessed with it. I got to meet the entire cast at Comic-Con and hang out with them. And that was awesome. I basically died and went to heaven.
Every vampire fiction reinvents vampires to its own needs. You take what you want.
The Lone Ranger of vampires. Did that make me Tonto?
Women are not in control of their bodies; nature is. Ancient mythology, with its sinister archetypes of vampire and Gorgon, is more accurate than feminism about the power and terror of female sexuality.
I’m from New Orleans. There’s a lot of vampire mystique and mythology that resonates there, and I was fascinated by it. I always wanted to play one.
I’m so lucky that ‘The Vampire Diaries’ happened. I’m so lucky that Warner Bros. pays me money. You have no idea. I should be on a fishing boat with my dad.
I don’t really watch much TV. I watch old movies and stuff like that, so I’m not up to date. My favorite vampire movie would definitely have to be the one with Gary Oldman [Dracula].
There was one vampire movie that Gerard Butler was in, ‘Dracula 2000,’ and they touched on something interesting, but it only worked in the context of that particular movie, which was that the original vampire was Judas.
You become like a vampire when you’re pregnant: your senses are so sensitive, and your emotions are so heightened – that helps with performance because you really feel things.
…she yanked open her shoulder bag and pulled out a stake. Boy Scouts and vampire slayers should always be prepared.
The only thing more dangerous then a vampire crazed with blood lust was a vampire crazed with anything else. All the meticulous single-mindedness that went into finding young women who slept with their bedroom window open got channeled into some other interest, with merciless and painstaking efficiency.
‘Interview with a Vampire’ is my all-time favorite. I also loved ‘An American Werewolf in London.’
The missing stairs baffled Clary. What did vampires have against stairs? -Clary, pg.266-
Lend’s dad, two werewolves, and a vampire. It was like the setup to a bad joke or something. A doctor, two werewolves, and a vampire walk into a bar. “What’ll you have?” the bartender asks. “We were thinking him,” the vampire answers, eyeing the doctor. Okay, jokes weren’t my strong point.
I was a newborn vampire, weeping at the beauty of the night.
VAMPIRE ACADEMY: Rose- See something you like? Dimitri- Get dressed. LAST SACRIFICE: Rose- See something you like? Dimitri- Lots
Vampires have been romanticized, and this is bringing it right back to being vampiric. I think there’s something sexy and raw about that.
Some of my fondest and most impressionable movie memories are from those early sci-fi and horror films. I’ve always been a Dracula/vampire aficionado, being half-Romanian myself. Dracula has always been close to my heart – in fact, I have a first edition of Bram Stoker’s book. I read it over and over again as a young kid.
As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.
I felt like – like I don’t know what. Like this wasn’t real. Like I was in some Goth version of a bad sitcom. Instead of being the A/V dweeb about to ask the head cheerleader to the prom, I was the finished-second-place werewolf about to ask the vampire’s wife to shack up and procreate. Nice. – Jacob
Important safety tip – never look a vampire in the eye.
Vampires are such prima donnas.
I was particularly stunned by the casting of Cruise, who is no more my Vampire Lestat than Edward G. Robinson is Rhett Butler.
English vampires may not be as well behaved around witches as the American ones are.
You know, a vampire book is not a book to be the vehicle for big themes and stuff, where sometimes when you’re dealing with art or the life of Christ or the oeuvre of Shakespeare, you know, it’s a little more ambitious.
She raised a sharp eyebrow at him. “Vlad, no offense, but look at you. If you’re not a vampire, you’re clearly the most anemic goth I’ve ever seen.”… “We believed you. Because that’s what friends do.” pg267 October to Vlad
Now, what does a vampire do with a computer? Keep track of investments? Send e-mail to other vampires as you all plot to take over the world?” “I spend a lot of time on Wikipedia making corrections to the entries of historical figures I’ve known.” I blinked at him. “Really?” “No, Kitty. That was a joke.
A starving child is a frightful sight. A starving vampire, even worse.
Emerald green eyes studied us from a face that could have been sculpted by one of the classical artists I so admired. Shocked, I dismissed the comparison as soon as it popped into my head. This was a vampire, after all. It was ridiculous to admire him the way I would some hot human guy.
I’m pretty sure ‘ferral cats’ is code for ‘vampire cougars.
A vampire is a flexible metaphor. You know, death, sex, change, stagnation, loss of self, loss of agency, having to keep one’s real self secret, the possibility of something lasting forever: love, hate, grief.
Let me get this straight. I can’t take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can’t take the girl because she’s what? some kind of ninja witch?
My all-time favorite is Brad Pitt in ‘Interview with the Vampire.’ He’s so sexy. I’m a fan of anything he does, but in that film he’s a vampire who doesn’t want to feed. There’s something super sexy about someone who has to feed to survive but doesn’t want to do it.
What would a Mohammedan vampire do if faced with a cross?
The best aspects of every vampire, with all of their gifts, what makes them really special is just an enhanced version of what they were when they were human.
I went to school, I got good marks, I had a very low key after-school job, and I spent a lot of time watching ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ and ‘Dawson’s Creek.’
Their souls were contagious. … Bloodsuckers, spiders and vampires: that was what Lenin called them.
I know about various fictional and folkloric vampire mythoses the way other people know about the personal life of celebrities.
I never knew what life was until it ran out in a red gush over any lips, my hands!
If I could separate ‘The Originals’ from ‘The Vampire Diaries’ in a nutshell, I’d say that ‘The Vampire Diaries’ is more coming-of-age, and we’re more these monsters reveling in who they are and what they are.
The problem is that a lot of the blues stations are late on Saturday night, and like a lot of people, I ain’t no vampire!
Michael had to pound me a couple of times to convince me not to go stage a rescue.” Shane shrugged. “He hits like a girl, for a vampire.
Horror Hotel, as wraith called Shade’s house. “Vampires, demons, and werewolves check in… and then they make out, and-
Within days they’d formed an unholy alliance with a foppish young French vampire in the Garden District who had implausibly golden hair and a streak of ruthlessness as wide as the Mississippi
They forget that the vampaneze were once our brothers, that by destroying them, we destroy a part of ourselves. Most vampire never realize how pointless and savage war truly is. You were smart enough to see through the truth. Don’t ever forget it.
Vampires have risen from the dead, the grave, and the crypt, but have never managed it from the cat.
I am not times fool, nor a god hardened by the millennia; I am not the trickster in the black cape nor the sorrowful wanderer. I have a conscience. I know right from wrong I know what I do and yes, I do it. I am the Vampire Lestat. That’s your answer do with it as you will.
I do these conventions sometimes. We’ve been doing a lot of ‘The Vampire Diaries’ conventions, but I do Comic-Con and stuff all over the world. They can be taxing, and they can take it out of you a little bit, but it’s just great for the fans.
There are such beings as vampires, some of us have evidence that they exist. Even had we not the proof of our own unhappy experience, the teachings and the records of the past give proof enough for sane peoples.
You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.” Anita Blake Vampire Hunter
There are two levels of vampirism: one is the regular vampire, which is just like it has always been; and then there’s the super vampires, which are a new breed we’ve created.
We would all be incredibly boring to a vampire who is 400, 500 years old.
I am a vampire. Blood does not bother me.
I was watching ‘Sabrina the Teenage Witch’ – the episode where Sabrina and her friend make a vampire movie for college. I wanted to see if it would be fun to make a horror movie.
I keep vampire hours, going to bed at 2 A.M. and waking up at about 10:30-11 A.M.
To be honest, unless you rocket straight to stardom as a gorgeous young vampire, you can spend a lot of time working behind a bar.
Magnus had often thought of getting a pet, but he had never considered acquiring a sullen teenage vampire. Once Raphael was gone, he thought, he was getting a cat. And he would always throw his cat a birthday party.
Yes, I’m a small, emaciated teenage girl who struts around fighting vampires in earrings they would rip out of my ears and shove up my —
i was joking with isabelle about vampires right before it happened. just trying to make her laugh, you know? what freaks out jewish vanpires? silver stars of david? chopped liver? check for eighteen dollars?
If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would’ve been like Woodstock.
Another vampire pushed her way through the crowd to stand at his side—a pretty blue-haired Asian girl in a silver foil skirt. Clary wondered if there were any ugly vampires, or maybe any fat ones. Maybe they didn’t make vampires out of ugly people. Or maybe ugly people just didn’t want to live forever.
You know, you say вЂnot exactly’ a lot. You’re not exactly a vampire. You’re not exactly from Scotland, and you’re allergic to daylight. What else? (Sunshine) I hate bran muffins and grass. (Talon)
A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! – Denise
The hardest thing in this world, is to live in it.
Louis: You see that old woman? That will never happen to you. You will never grow old, and you will never die.
Claudia: And it means something else too, doesn’t it? I shall never ever grow up.
Claudia: And it means something else too, doesn’t it? I shall never ever grow up.
I can’t help being a gorgeous fiend. It’s just the card I drew.
I want to be a blonde vampire. Catherine Deneuve was a blonde vampire, and she was my favourite vampire ever.
She turned to him, her cheeks burning red. “What is this? Vampire porn?” “Yep.” “Oh, and this is a good one. Muffy the Vampire Layer.
It’s cool to play a vampire and be a part of this new, hot genre.
Hello, princess,” said Lord Maccon to the vampire. “Got yourself into quite a pickle this time, didn’t you?” Lord Akeldama looked him up and down. “My sweet young naked boy, you are hardly one to talk. Not that I mind, of course.
The vampire was a complete change from the usual romantic characters I was playing, but it was a success.
It’s kind of a dream to play a vampire in a movie.
It is very different. I mean, it was immediately different because it’s a human being and it’s not a vampire and it’s not fighting monsters. This isn’t the kind of movie that’s got the comic book style of fighting to it. It was a bit more gritty.
Alright then, let’s explain it this way. There are four basic kinds of Daimons or vampires; bloodsuckers, soulsuckers, energy/dreamsuckers, and slayers. (Talon) You guys are the slayers. (Amanda) (Hunter snorted) What? Were you born with a remote in your hand? (Kyrian)
So long as this country is cursed with slavery, so too will it be cursed with vampires.
Why do these crazy vampires keep trying to collect me?
Who’s Myrnin?” Claire controlled an urge to roll her eyes. “Badass crazy vampire scientist who’s my boss.” “You realize no part of that sentence made sense, right?
Sci-fi fans are the best fans you can have. You could be doing the worst piece of tat which might have a robot or vampire in, and some people will become obsessed by it and know every little detail. ‘Being Human’ has crossed over from sci-fi fans to being a drama that everyone can enjoy.
Girls weekend with the ‘Vampire Diaries’ girls has become a big deal! It’s our quality time. It’s so much fun to unload and not feel guilty complaining or talking about your insecurities or bonding over things that you thought you were on your own about.
I’m really not good with impulse control.
But I couldn’t help myself, couldn’t help the way I felt as I recalled the bliss and rush of a vampire’s bite.
All the new people you meet, it’s pretty amazing. The vampire needs new blood. And there is still a lot to learn and there is always great stuff out there. Even mistakes can be wonderful.
No TV show has meant more to me than ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer.’
People have always had a fascination with the supernatural going back to the beginning of time and with vampires in particular. This phenomenon is not new.
Did you see that? Buffy just staked that poor vampire. He had yet to even do anything untowared, he just crawled out of his grave and she staked him. That is just not right. She is taking out her problems with that Angel fellow on a vampire, that is what she is doing.
I am a vampire,” I say softly. “And you have pissed me off.
Guy’s a psychopath,even by vampire standards. And that’s saying something.
As exits go, that’s a good one.” It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire.
I believed in immaculate conception and spontaneous combustion. I believed in aliens from outer space and vampires, prophecy, and the resurrection of the dead. I had deja vu many times each day. I was thirteen.
There is this arrogant feeling of being stronger than human. Humans are weak. They submit to their emotions, and vampires do not. Humans are very egoistic, and vampires are not.
It’s easy to look at the vampires as a metaphor for any feared or misunderstood group. It’s also easy to look at them as a metaphor for a shadow organization that says one thing and has a completely different agenda on their mind, and anybody who gets in their way, they just get rid of them. Does that sound familiar?
We followed the bondage Bobbsey Twins across the crowded dance floor. Those leather shorts were an adventure from behind, let me tell you. And the pictures of Elvis decorating the walls were an education, too. It wasn’t often you ran into a bondage/Elvis/ whorehouse-themed vampire club.
In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the vampires the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the slayer.
Sometimes I feel like a vampire
My agent is a vampire, my lawyer is a vampire, they’re all vampires, but they don’t suck your blood, they take your money! Vampires are everywhere. It just depends what they’re running after.
I just went to work for a vampire, was scared by a spider, and got knocked down by a tanning bomb. And that’s just my day, not my week.
A vampire’s thirst can only be quenched by the blood of their loved ones.
I heard the car door shut and then Fabian’s voice. “You won’t believe what I found around the edge of your property,” the ghost announced. “A cave with prehistoric painting inside it!” I rolled my eyes. That was the best tactic Fabian could come up with? This was a vampire he was trying to stall, not a paleontologist.
My favourite vampires are all very scary indeed. So the idea of falling in love with one is just weird to me.
Say goodbye to the energy vampires in your life (the negative souls who steal your enthusiasm).
Don’t you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?
I think with vampires, you can’t really go wrong. For generations, vampires have been a hit because they’re unobtainable, mysterious, sensual, dangerous, kind of sexy.
Vampires to me have always been very sexy.
Oh, come on,” Clary said. “You’re a vampire, not Spider-Man.
Vampires get the joy of flying around and living forever, werewolves get the joy of animal spirits. But zombies, they’re not rich, or aristocratic, they shuffle around. They’re a group phenomenon, they’re not very fast, they’re quite sickly. So what’s the pleasure of being one?
Claudia… you’ve been a very very naughty little girl.
A witch, a vampire, and a pixy walk into a bar, I thought as I led the way into the Squirrel’s End. It was early, and the sun had yet to set when the door swung shut behind Jenks, sealing us in the warm air smelling faintly of smoke. Immediately Nick yanked it open to come in behind us. And there’s the punch line.
Now that we know you’re not a hundred percent vampire you should stop trying to suck necks,” I said to Ziggy. “I’ll try,” Ziggy said, “but it’s a hard habit to break.
My first audition as a little girl was ‘Interview with the Vampire’ for Kirsten Dunst’s part. Back then, they were meeting all different kinds of girls, and I was one of them. There’s got to be an audition tape somewhere on VHS. Who would have known that many years later I would be on a vampire show?
I certainly had this fascination with monsters and vampires as did Tim and whatever this darkness, this mystery, this intrigue. And then, as you get older, you recognize the erotic nature of the vampire and the idea of the undead.
Mencheres. Bones co-ruler, grandsire, Master vampire of incredible power, and the ally who unnerved me the most, had telekinetically held me down so Bones could boink me into submission enroute to the vampire holding cell? Sweet holy Jesus, let me have hallucinated hearing that!
I’m a big Sarah Michelle Gellar [Buffy the Vampire Slayer] fan. Huge. I love her. She’s gorgeous. I see her Maybelline ads, and I’m like, ‘How can she be that pretty?’
I think vampires have gotten maybe a little bit silly in the last years where they’re all wearing crushed velvet and reading poetry and making sweet love to their victims, you know, it’s not really all that scary.
All these girls swooning over hunky vampires, what they really want is to give away their freedom, to be controlled and told what to do and not have to think — and never die, of course. It’s sick is what it is. I don’t want to be a forever-young living corpse.
Using supernatural beings to build the perfect weapon? Intriguing idea.” “Not really,” I said. “They did it on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. A sub-par season. I slept through half the episodes.
Vampire have their own understanding what freedom is because they just live much longer and they feel they are a superior race and they have their own understanding and their understanding represents the understanding of some people, that – who has the power of course has to rule the world.
You just don’t want a vampire pissed off at you.
Daimons, vampires, ghouls, whatever you want to call them. They suck your blood and your soul and leave you with nothing. Kind of like lawyers. (Selena)
Over the years all these vampire movies have come out and nobody looks like a vampire anymore.
Believe in angels? Then believe in vampires. Believe in me. There are worse things on earth.
Vanity, thy name is vampire.
Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?” “I am over two hundred,” Jean-Claude said. “I rest my case.
Before vampires were aesthetically appealing, they were physical anomalies and ostracized outsiders whom we banished to the dark, and they didn’t have the appeal that they do now.
I think we need that to ground us as human beings. I would imagine after an extended amount of time, a vampire might stall a little bit.
Look, Mr. uh, Wulf I appreciate your trying to warn me about this, Ireally do. But there’s no such thing as vampires. They’re made-up. We writers made them up. I’m sorry we did such a good job that we made the whole world paranoid, but it’s true. They’re fictional. Blame Bram Stoker. He started it.
‘Twilight’ is very different to the ‘Vampire Academy,’ completely.
How do you kill a vampire?”-Mac “Hope hes not”-Barrons
Merciful death. How you love your precious guilt
I don’t feel I fit in with morning television because I’m like a vampire and I like to stay up late.
I love that the collapse of The Other Side is being felt in both ‘The Vampire Diaries’ and ‘The Originals’ universes – as someone who is a fan of both shows, it’s very fun to watch.
You’re sure he’s not a vampire?’ Claire said.’I’ve seen movies. They’re sneaky.’ She was kidding. Eve didn’t smile.
Whether you’re a vampire or werewolf, love is still love. Betrayal is still betrayal.
Bath toys are reserved only for the oldest, more lethal vampires.
You are a vampire. That’s big news in my world. I don’t generally date the living dead. What sort of dead do you usually date?
‘Interview with a Vampire’ made vampires sexy.
One of the many hazards of socializing with vampires. It makes you smell bad. A minor hazard, comparatively.
Ghosts and vampires are never only about ghosts and vampires.
I think girls like vampires because they are mysterious and they really don’t know what they are about. I think a lot of girls are attracted to that.
We’re trying keep ‘The Originals’ in the same world as ‘The Vampire Diaries.’
It was just hilarious how my first reaction was, “Oh, no, it’s another vampire show. I’m not interested.” And then, I read the script and thought it was brilliant.
The thing I love about vampires that I find so fascinating is that, unlike other sci-fi creations, they aren’t monsters from the get-go, they’re human beings first… and so what kind of human you are would dictate what kind of vampire you would be.
I was kind of a dark kid. I loved Halloween, and I loved vampires and the black and white old monster movies.
Dude, you’re a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.
Even if you’ve sworn to yourself never to read vampire fiction again, do yourself the favor of reading Motherless Child. Glen Hirshberg has crafted a compelling, heartbreaking thriller full of character, grit, and sorrow. Bravo
even if vampires were stupid. Especially American vampires. They hung out in places Alaric himself would never have gone, especially if he were immortal. Such as high schools. And Walmart.
Trust me, true?” Butch barked a laugh. “Last time you said that i ended up with a vampire cocktail, remember?
Just because you saw a vampire doesn’t mean that a snowman or a Loch Ness Monster also exists.
A vampire victim. I’d never seen a lone kill. They were like potato chips; once a vamp tasted them, he couldn’t stop at just one.
I’m such a fan of Daniel Waters, who wrote the script, and also Mark Waters, his brother, who directed. ‘Vampire Academy’ has, I think, an iconic director.
I didn’t get any college credit for playing in Vampire Weekend, you know. So it was definitely an early hurdle to get over with C.T. winning and us losing to C.T.. But I think sorta since then, in the four years since, we’ve managed to pave everything over.
Bubbles. On a scale of one to ten, a bubble bath has to rank zero as far as things I’d expect an older-than-dirt-badass vampire to indulge in. The only thing that would surprise me more would be if you pulled out a rubber ducky. -Kira to Mencheres
Following the Romanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away.
The vampire story is something that has existed since ‘Nosferatu,’ and I don’t think it’s gonna go away.
Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular.
I feel like – and maybe you’re going to think I’m crazy for saying this – ‘Vampire Diaries’ has crazy fans, ‘Pretty Little Liars’ has crazy fans, but I swear to you, I have never met crazier fans than ‘One Tree Hill”s.
The Dude just pounded his way in a straight line, convinced that the lion was a figment of his imagination and that the vampire ahead of him was just Grendel’s deformed mutant brother.
My vampire boss, who would like to maybe be my boyfriend, just dropped in to tell me he was running away because Morganville’s too dangerous.
Trevor was as menacing as he was gorgeous. If he were a vampire, he’d be the dark kind, the kind that sneaks up on innocent girls and bites without a thought.
I’ll take Shadowhunter, then. Because from what I’ve experienced of vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended.
Bodies of holy men and women exude
Miraculous oil, odour of violet.
But under heavy loads of trampled clay
Lie bodies of the vampires full of blood;
Their shrouds are bloody and their lips are wet.
Miraculous oil, odour of violet.
But under heavy loads of trampled clay
Lie bodies of the vampires full of blood;
Their shrouds are bloody and their lips are wet.
Death and blood didn’t turn on a vampire. Fear and the chance to take blood did. There was a difference.
Right. Vampires. But how do they get inside?” “They fly” … “We dont fly,” Clary felt impelled to point out. “No,” Jace agreed. “We dont fly. We break and enter.” … “Flying sounds like more fun.” -Clary & Jace, pg.258-
I snuck a look to see how Eric was taking this, and he was staring at me the same way the Monroe vampires had. Thoughtful. Hungry. “That’s interesting,” he said. “I had a psychic once. It was incredible.” “Did the psychic think so?
Man, it was a good thing vampires didn’t get cancer. Lately he’d been chain-smoking like a felon.
There aren’t that many actors with hair like this. And Amazon are casting Aragorn and they’re doing Interview with the Vampire’ on Hulu, so there’s all these good jobs.
Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after all, didn’t sparkle.
Don’t be a fool for the Devil, darling.
Michael might have become a vampire, but watching him stand outside in the night air, breathing in his freedom Claire thought that was as human as it could get.
I have the face of a vampire, but the heart of a feminist.
The fans, the vampire groupies, love the idea of this androgynous, preternatural figure stalking the night, and craving aesthetic pleasure just as he craves blood, wearing only the best velvet clothes, and savoring red roses.
They’ll have to eat first. And by the time they’re finished, you’ll be back.” “With the condoms.” “Right.” “For the giant orgy you’re convinced we’re about to have in the backyard.” “Dory! Just go!” “I’ll go with,” Ray said, getting up. “I need a snack.” Which was how I ended up condom shopping with a vampire.
The Vampire Diaries is the story of Elena falling in love with Damon.
Chapter 8, Dinner With the Vampire: Is there something wrong with your food?” No, I’m just not very hungry.” You’re going to break my heart, aren’t you?
All we had ever heard about record company people is that they were vampires and criminals…and they killed Elvis Presley.
About time you grew up and became a vampire like the rest of us.
A lot of comics are kind of vampire types; we do our shows and disappear into the night. My philosophy was, this is like politics, and if I want people to know about my campaign, I’m going to go out there and shake hands.
People read vampire novels and say, ‘Oh I want to read another vampire novel.’ People read fantasy, and they’re like, ‘Oh I love fantasy.’ I don’t know that people are necessarily finishing ‘Hunger Games’ and immediately wanting to read another dystopian tale.
Whenever you’re dealing with fantasy, and you’re doing vampires or anything that is not too based in reality, and you try to base it in reality, you have so much of a greater chance of sounding hokey.
I’m 48, and I have been in love with vampires since I was six. I was born in 1962, so I’ve been through three or four waves of vampires. When I was growing up, we had vampire shows and movies. We were still dealing with Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff and the old Christopher Lee vampires.
During the rest of my screen career, I am going to continue doing vampires as long as people sin. For I believe that humanity needs the moral lesson and it needs it in repeatedly larger doses.
You do a movie, depending on the character, there’s some degree of makeup involved, especially when you’re playing a vampire and you’re all white and kind of dead. Sleeves, regarding costumes, there are generally sleeves, which I appreciate. I think we all do.
I am generally way out of touch with trends, except now and then I am surprised to find myself leading one, like sympathetic vampires.
I was the vampire Lestat again. I was back in action. New Orleans was once again my hunting ground.
With vampires, there is such a great tradition that you suddenly find yourself a part of. Each generation reinvents what that means to them.
Yeah, but going by that cold tone of voice, she had to wonder whether the best-laid plans of mice and vampires, blah, blah, blah…
As a child, I certainly had a fascination with monsters and vampires.
The cool thing about being a writer is: you get to make stuff up. When I started wring about Vampires, I realized, I can take everything i did like about that mythology and anything I didn’t like, I didn’t have to; because until a real Vampire stands up and says, ‘you’ve got it wrong,’ it’s anyone’s game.
Popular culture no longer craves archangels and new dawns. Pop culture traffics in vampires and deads of night.
Vampires, real vampires, didn’t nibble on the necks of nubile young virgins. They tore people to pieces and sucked the blood out of the chunks.
That morning I was not yet a vampire, and I saw my last sunrise. I remember it completely, and yet I can’t recall any sunrise before it. I watched the whole magnificence of the dawn for the last time as if it were the first. And then I said farewell to sunlight, and set out to become what I became.
When I go home, the last thing I want to do is read about the popular lore of vampires.
I normally work like a vampire. Around 8 to 9 P.M., what I call ‘the spirits’ actually show up, and then I just go in the booth and scream on top of a track. I only sing on the mic. I don’t sit down and write anything.
I was a beautiful vampire princess loved, worshiped and admired by all. I lived in a luxurious gothic castle and I have no idea how I ended up at this fiberglass table with you losers.
Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.
We had no idea what we were getting into. We thought we were just doing this little vampire movie in Portland. There was just a lot of silliness, a lot of hijinks and bad behavior.
I was looking for Simon.” Jordan squinted at her. “It’s two in the morning.” She shrugged. “He’s a vampire.” “But I’m not.
…One time you take a hundred thousand dollars and let a vampire go, the whole world turns on you like you’re some kind of bad guy.
And, look, I’m sorry if I have blond hair and blue eyes and my boyfriend looks like a vampire. What do you want me to do about it?
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.
I see that you are working this vampire angle with some success. And kudos. Lots of girls love that sensitive-undead thing. But I’d drop the whole musician angle if I were you. Vampire rock stars are played out, and besides, you can’t possible be very good.
So of course that was the moment my motherboard decided to do a short internal scan, throw up its hands, and screech, “Dear Lawd, a VAMPIRE has taken mah blood!” and initiate a general shutdown.
I loved Anne Rice’s ‘Interview with a Vampire’ and ‘The Vampire Lestat’. I found a copy of ‘Interview’ when I was in seventh grade at a garage sale for 25 cents. It had a crazy cover.
Do you even really know how vampires are made?’ ‘Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much.
I’m not through with you yet. Are you prepared to accept your punishment?” I nodded reluctantly. I wasn’t sure what a vampire’s punishment might be. But I was ready to find out. “I sentence you to a thousand kisses,” he said. “Can I begin now?
Should we put out the light? And then put out the light. But once put out thy light, I cannot give it vital breath again. It needs must wither.
At such close range, even she could hit a vampire full force in the shoulder, surprising him considerably. He paused in his attack. “Well, my word! You can’t threaten me, you’re pregnant!
I think there’s an innate sexuality that is attached to vampires and werewolves. It’s passionate and sexual, undeniably so.
It’d be cool to be a vampire. Vampires are the best beast you can ever be. Call me egotistical, but I love the whole idea of immortality.
Also, vampires don’t eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I’d rather die.
I can’t compare these movies (Vampire Academy/Twilight/Harry Potter). Every single one of them has their own mythology.
I’m giving you a free shot at my blood and you’re playing hard to get? What kind of vampire are you?” When Wraith just stood there, Kynan rolled his eyes. “Oh, come on. My blood’s eighty proof. You want it. You know you do.
What is Mona Lisa thinking? Nothing, of course. Her blankness is her menace and our fear. […] Walter Pater is to call her a ‘vampire,’ coasting through history on her secret tasks.
Sometimes the scariest things in life aren’t the Vampires and the Werewolves, sometimes there are things even God doesn’t want to know about. Which is why he created the Devil’s Roses.
Interview with a Vampire was lots of sex, so I’m not sure.