Weathermen Quotes

Weathermen Quotes by Steven Wright, Reed Mullin, John Ruskin, David I. Rozenberg, Marisha Pessl, Willard Scott and many others.

I turned my air conditioner the other way around and it

I turned my air conditioner the other way around and it got cold out. The weatherman said ‘I don’t understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees out today.’ I said, oops
Steven Wright
The three of us [me, Mike Dean, Woody Weatherman] all learned how to play our instruments together. We had a common interest in bands like Black Sabbath, Deep Purple. Bands who had different time signatures etc and for whatever reason, we morphed into Corrosion of Conformity. It’s been about thirty years now.
Reed Mullin
There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
John Ruskin
Why did God invent economists? To make weathermen feel good about themselves.
David I. Rozenberg
In college I studied ’60s and ’70s radicalism, student activism, forms of political violence, groups like the Weathermen, the Black Panthers, the Symbionese Liberation Army, the New Left.
Marisha Pessl
There is something endearing about the weatherman.
Willard Scott
There’s no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.
Bill Bowerman
Television has borrowed from the carnival midway the barker’s tease: “Coming Up Next: a Perfect 10” (Sex? Bo Derek? No, the weatherman comes on to say that tomorrow will be nice).
Edwin Diamond
If you hear an expert talking about the Internet and saying it [does] this, or it will do that, you should treat it with the same skepticism that you might treat the comments of an economist about the economy or a weatherman about the weather.
Danny Hillis
There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing
Ranulph Fiennes
I can’t think of a more natural experience in my entire life than playing with Mike Dean, Woody Weatherman again. I really learned how to play with them in terms of drumming.
Reed Mullin
There’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes.
Billy Connolly
To me, the idea of a weatherman is really powerful. There’s a guy on television or on the radio telling us the future, and nobody cares. It’s this daily mundane miracle, and I think the songs I chose are about noticing the beauty in normal, everyday life.
Gregory Alan Isakov
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course
Larry David
The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather – because what can go wrong when you combine the efficiency of government with the accuracy of weathermen?
Jimmy Fallon
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.
Bob Hope
The weatherman is not only blamed for his failure to foretell, he is blamed for the weather itself.
Chuck Jones
The TV weatherman has always been one of the best, most secure jobs. They change anchors, they change the set, producers come and go. But the weather person hangs on forever!
Willard Scott
Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here’s Tom with the Weather.
Bill Hicks