Xaviera Hollander Quotes.

When the stocks go up, the cocks go up!
In America you can get away with murder, but not with sex.
You just can’t be good in bed anymore. You have to be good at the keyboard too.
You can call me mercenary, or call me madam, but, as I always tell my customers – just call me anytime!
Actually, if my business was legitimate, I would deduct a substantial percentage for depreciation of my body.
A freak is basically anyone who needs fantasy, degradation, or punishment in order to achieve his interpretation of erotic gratification.
Something is wrong here: sex has been with us since the human race began its existence, yet I would estimate that 90 percent of human beings still suffer enormous inhibitions in this area.
The world wants to be cheated. So cheat.
My Pleasure is my business
I have only hated men at those moments when I realized that I was doing all the giving and they the taking. At least when I was a prostitute, it was all honest and upfront.