Yogi Berra Quotes.
If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
You can get old pretty young if you don’t
take care of yourself.
take care of yourself.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
I never said half the things I said.
You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, ‘Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.’
If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them.
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
The future ain’t what it used to be.
You can observe a lot by watching.
I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
If I didn’t make it in baseball, I won’t have made it workin’. I didn’t like to work.
I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
I liked St. Louis, when they were in the American League, because that was going home. I had all my family and friends there.
It’s pretty far, but it doesn’t seem like it.
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts. Most importantly, act. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It’s also a powerful motivator.
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
I never figured I’d go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill.
I don’t mean to be funny.
If you’re feeling good, don’t worry. You’ll get over it.
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
I’m glad I was in the Navy.
It gets late early out there.
There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
Listen up, because I’ve got nothing to say and I’m only gonna to say it once.
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
How can you think and hit at the same time?
Pair up in threes.
I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
If I had to do it all over again, I would do it all over again.
Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren’t allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training.
You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
It ain’t over till it’s over.
A lot of guys go, ‘Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.’ I tell ’em, ‘I don’t know any.’ They want me to make one up. I don’t make ’em up. I don’t even know when I say it. They’re the truth. And it is the truth. I don’t know.
We have deep depth.
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.
I never said most of the things I said.
Slump? I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.
Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it’s not working.